01x04 - Going for Narnia!

[bunniefuu]

I know what you did
in Siberia.

What stays...

What happens in Siberia
stays in Siberia.

[producer laughing
and speaking]

Listen, I don't f*cking know.

I don't f*cking know.

We were watching some movie

and it looked like it was

in the Middle
[chuckling] East.

Middle East and Siberia are...

[chuckling] I don't even know
where Siberia is.

I have
to tell you guys something.

I got invited to an event

hosted by
the Tourette's Association
of America,

and they asked me
to speak on their panel.

I've never spoken

in front of people
who also have Tourette's.

Ooh, I have a p*nis.

I have
a nine-inch p*nis. [tics]

Hey, babe.

I just got done speaking
for the panel discussion.

My tics are so bad.
My neck hurts.

I can tell
that Baylen is low on sleep,

overstimulated.

I worry that when
Baylen pushes herself,

things can go really south
real quick.

-[vocal tics]
-[indistinct conversation]

-[Julie] Oh, my gosh.
-[Baylen shouts]

Yep! Okay.

-[Baylen panting]
-Okay.

It's okay. It's okay.
You're okay...

Baylen is on the atrium floor
having the worst tic attack.

-[Baylen speaking]
-I know--

Nope. You're not gonna
smash your head.
I'm not going to let you.

She's going to get
really badly hurt

if I can't hold
myself together.

[Baylen speaks indistinctly
and groans]

[theme music playing]

-[indistinct chatter]
-[Julie] Yeah...

-[Baylen shouts]
-[woman] Yeah.

-[Julie] Yeah.
-[Baylen shouts]

Yep. Okay.

-[Baylen struggling]
-Okay. It's okay.

It's okay. You're okay.
She's going to get it.

[Baylen whimpers]

It's okay...

You're okay. You're okay.

It's going to be okay.

-I know--
-[Baylen speaking]

Nope, you're not going
to smash your head.

-I'm not going to let you.
-[Baylen cries]

[Baylen shouts and sniffles]

[crying]

[Julie] All right. Hold tight.
Hold tight. Whoa.

No.

[Baylen whimpers]

[indistinct conversation]

[Baylen groans]

[Julie] This is by far
the worst tic attack

that Baylen has had
to my memory

as far as I can remember.

And I don't know what to do

because I'm numb

and I'm walking
through the motions with her.

Yep. Breathe. Breathe.

-More ice. We got it.
-[woman] Yeah.

-Yeah. We got it. We got it.
-[Julie] More ice.

My heart is breaking for her.

And if we can't get her
to kind of snap out of it

and be okay rather quickly,

I don't know what we're
going to do for her.

-[Baylen speaking]
-[Julie] Nope. You're okay.

[woman 2 speaking]

-[Julie speaking]
-[Baylen speaks indistinctly]

[Julie speaking]

[Baylen whimpers]

[Baylen] It's so intense
and it's so painful.

You feel powerless.
Like, you...

are in no control.

Like, you can want
to control it, and...

But it's not going to...

end out the way you like it.

[woman 2]...string cheese?

So you like
string cheese now, huh?

We're having some...
some of it.

[indistinct conversation]

[woman 2] Okay, I don't know
about that guy.

[indistinct conversation]

-[Baylen's tics continue]
-[Julie] Turned out okay.

[slow music playing]

[Julie sighs]

I don't know, I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I don't want to cry.

It's a lot.

It's just a lot.

[upbeat music playing]

[birds chirping]

[Bechnir squeals and chuckles]

[Baylen] Me and my mom are
back from TIC-CON.

Having a tic attack
at TIC-CON was

not how I wanted
the trip to end.

I could definitely use

some low-key relaxation

at our favorite creek.

The creek is right down
from my family's house.

In the summer,
it's the best place

to go swimming,

fishing, and just hang out
as a family.

And...

Colin's coming too

with my doggies.

[pleasant music playing]

[birds chirping]

[woman] ♪♪ New day's begun ♪♪

♪♪ Where we going? ♪♪

♪♪ Let's do
just what you want ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause we won't be here
for long ♪♪

[Baylen exclaims loudly]

Hi!

-[Colin] How are you?
-We're gonna take
the [stutters]

in a [stutters] waterway,
[stutters].

-[stutters]
-[man] Come on...

Here, you take, [tics].

[exclaiming] [tics]

I really missed
Colin and the dogs

when I was at TIC-CON,

so it feels

so amazing

to finally be back together.

And...

[tics]

I went on
the swim [chuckling] team.

[chuckling] Not
in a floaty, though.

Oh, my God, I'm freezing!

-God damn!
-[Colin chuckles]

God damn! God damn!

-[Julie] Where is Becky?
-The other two boys...
I don't know.

I think they're up there
sitting in the chairs.

-So...
-[Julie] Okay,
I'm going over here.

[Allen] I'm going
in the water.

[Julie] I feel like
it should be warmer than this,

considering how shallow it is.

Should it not be
warmer than this?

Ah!

That was a little close.

[Allen] All things considered,

-Baylen seems
pretty good today.
-[Baylen speaks indistinctly]

-[Baylen laughs]
-It was...

It was rock bottom.

-[Allen] How--
-It was rock bottom.

How did other people
look at it?

Were they, like, helpful?
Did they actually like...

I mean, we had...

I think everybody noticed
really quick and everybody...

-But people came over?
-We were in
the best place for it, right?

I mean, it happened

because of the overstimulation
and the stress

and her just not knowing
when to shut it down,

take a break,
take a drink of water.

But in the same breath,

you're with people that knew
exactly how to help and...

-I don't know.
-I'm more concerned

that if she has
one of those...

tic attacks to that extent,

and neither of us are there.

-You know?
-I know.

-Being a parent to...
-You see that, though,

and you say,
to what level do I...

do I push her forward,

and to what extent
do I hold her back

and coddle her

and give her more...

life-adulting skills?

Like, there's
this balance to it.

[Allen] It's a huge struggle
to let Baylen go.

We encourage her
to seek her independence,

but at the same time,

we really just want to...

coddle her and shield her
from the world.

[Bechnir] Hey, look!

[Baylen] Come here, Toot!
Come here!

[Colin] Baylen called me

after the tic attack
at TIC-CON,

and it was
an emotional conversation,

for the both of us.

But I want to hear
more about it

and what it means
for her future moving forward.

So as far as...

[Baylen]...vaginas go,

my sister sucks penises
for a living. [tics]

[Colin] So you having
such a...

bad tic attack,

what happens if you're
living on your own

and you have
that severe of a tic attack,

and no one's there
to help you.

Well, not every tic attack is

me banging my head
off the floor.

-I mean, I--
-But this one was.

Like, there's concerns there,
obviously. Like...

What if you're just laying
on the hardwood floor?

You know? Like...

That's... Any concerns
that as...

me, as a boyfriend
who loves you,

is concerned about, like...

-You know?
-Mm-hmm.

She wants to have her own life

and independence.

That's...

all Baylen wants.

But what I feel

when Baylen's having
a severe tic attack is

I want to be able to help her
in whatever way that I can.

I know that you're
worried about...

my tic attacks

and them happening
when no one's there.

But really, in reality,

anything can happen
at any time.

With the tic attack,

I know that I was
over-stimulated.

I know I was too tired.

I know I didn't eat enough.

I know I didn't exercise.

Like, there are certain things
that I know I didn't do.

To hear how severe
Baylen's tic attack was

at that conference

makes me pretty upset.

It's kind of hard to support

Baylen living on her own.

[yoga instructor] Place
the fingers behind the back.

What?

[Baylen] I'm not
one bit surprised

that Colin's struggling.

[Colin speaking softly]

That's a mint vag*na.

That is
a mint-flavored vag*na.

We are headed
to go see Colin's parents.

They are, um, [tics]

[tics] very conservative.

Jesus, take the wheel. [tics]

[name] It's shocking
the first time

she has
one of the explosions.

I'm pregnant. [tics]

[dramatic music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

[yoga instructor]
So we're gonna start

in a wide-legged
child's pose today.

Shoulders over wrists,
hips over knees.

[Colin speaking softly]

[yoga instructor]
And then exhale.

Living with Tourette's...

is living in constant pain.

I feel like
I never get a break.

I will try
pretty much anything

to help me feel better.

So me and Colin are
in D.C.

to try a yoga class together.

Let's just see
if he can keep up.

[yoga instructor] Place
the fingers behind the back.

-What?
-[Baylen snickers]

I'm...

not one bit surprised that...

Colin's struggling.

All right, bending
through the left knee,

skandasana, back of the mat.

You can come up high.
You might be low.

What's the level
below beginner yoga?

[yoga instructor] Nice.

[Colin speaking softly]

[Baylen chuckles softly]

-[Colin sighs]
-[yoga instructor] Inhale.

Left knee comes forward.

We're stepping
through Warrior One.

"Warrior One."

[Baylen chuckling]

[chuckling] What is
Warrior One?

...if I know. All I know is

my quads are getting
destroyed on it. [chuckling]

[yoga instructor] Take
a moment to notice

how the body feels.

[Colin exhales]

[chuckling] I'm going to be
so sore tomorrow.

And for like [chuckling]
four more days after that.

Legit.

[Baylen chuckles]

[Colin] I'm not kidding you,

like, when I, like,
bend my legs,

they just shake
uncontrollably.

[pop music playing]

[woman] ♪♪ I am a hero ♪♪

-♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
-♪♪ Hero ♪♪

♪♪ I am a hero ♪♪

♪♪ Hero ♪♪

♪♪ Yeah, I am a hero ♪♪

Did yoga make
your neck feel better?

For now,

you know, like in the moment,

and then I'll...
[tics] vag*na!

...have a tic,
and then it will...

-Yeah.
-...kind of be back to...

its original state.

How are you? How you doing
after yoga, babe?

I don't think your legs are
supposed to be shaking

after yoga.

It's like your...

self-esteem goes super down.

The more you talk,
the more you just get cuter.

I just like looking at you.

[chuckling] Okay.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, there's a dolphin!

[tics]

Jesus said,
"Let there be light."

Poof.

-Yeah.
-They're very complex today.

-They're super...
-They are.

They're multi...

complex sentences.

[Colin] Mm-hmm.

Simple...

vocal tics can be like...

grunting,

um, animal noises,

clearing of the throat.

Complex tics, it's multi...
it's sentences.

-I mean--
-You didn't tic
a whole lot in yoga.

I mean, no, but I'm just glad

I didn't hold any tics in
in yoga,

which, I mean,
that's the whole point

of, like, going
to yoga, you know?

Like, it helps my tics,
it, like...

it wasn't like this and there.

Like, it's different
for every environment.

-Yeah. They're
all coming out...
-[tics] Suck a p*nis!

They're all coming out
now, though.

[Baylen tics]

It's been a day.

What do you think
of this city, though?

I...

love D.C.

I love D.C.

I love Washington, D.C.,

and it's the closest city
to my parents now,

but also gives me
enough independence

to be by myself.

It is, like, the perfect...

place to be, at least...

for me...

because Joe Biden lives
in the White House.

There's vaginas hanging
from the White House. [tics]

Joe Biden's buried
in my backyard

after snorting cocaine

during the Revolutionary w*r
of 1812.

g*dd*mn!

[breathing heavily]

f*cking mouthful, literally.

I have no idea where
this tic came from,

but I can promise you
I have...

no idea

what the president's
activities are

or where he's buried.

Um, and he's still alive.

So that's good.

Let's just...

pray that it doesn't get me
in trouble when I live here.

I don't know
what I was saying.

I was in the middle of things.

-You love this city.
-I do love this city.

I can't wait to live here

and...

be closer to you.

I mean, about that, I think...

um...

[sad music playing]

I think we should have a talk.

So my roommate is moving out.

He got his relocation orders.

I've asked around.

I've been asking people
if they need a roommate,

but...

I'm... I don't really have
any luck coming with that.

So I was just thinking...

-what if we live together?
-[Baylen tics]

Seriously?

[Colin chuckling] Yeah.

Okay.

Um...

Well, yes.

Obviously, I want to.

This is so exciting.

-Like, what the heck?
-Yeah.

I want to move in
with Baylen because...

after that tic attack
that she had,

it's really made me
start thinking

about how I can be there
to support her

once she does move out,

and how I want to be there
to help her as much as I can.

How do you think...

your parents are going
to react about us?

[Baylen] My parents are

very conservative
and religious.

They have very strong beliefs,

like you shouldn't
live together before marriage.

I mean, I think we both know

what they're going to say.

Me and Colin sleep
in separate beds... [tics]

...at his parents' house

due to...

their beliefs.

They are, um, [whines]

...very conservative.

[Colin] Yeah. I know
that they won't support it.

I know that it's not
something that...

they support.

But I also think
it's something that...

we should bring up
to our parents.

And...

you ask your parents, and...

-[tics]
-...we can ask my parents.

Oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh.

Yeah. I think it would
be a lot better

and mean more to them,
personally,

if the both of us
went down there one weekend

and just told them.

God knows how that's
going to go, but...

-God literally knows.
-Yeah.

The first time
that I brought Baylen

to meet my parents,

um...

-[tics]
-I wasn't really
nervous about it...

-[tics] One it up.
-...but...

-I was.
-I knew Baylen was nervous,

and I knew that my mom was
pretty nervous.

I don't know
if you told your dad,

but you were, like,
she has a...

a tic that's bald.

This is you bald.

I told my dad.

Yeah, 'cause his dad
Chuck's bald.

[Baylen speaking]

[Colin speaking]

So there's something I have
to tell you guys. [whimpers]

[chuckling] You got this.

vag*na!

Oh, jeez.

Me and Colin are
on our way to Roanoke

to tell his parents

that we're moving in together.

[gasps] Wind it up.

The closer
me and Colin get to Roanoke,

the more my tics
become intense.

Look at those dogs.

["Act my age" playing]

♪♪ But it's time to act my ♪♪

♪♪ Time to act my age ♪♪

[Julie] Okay, pick up
the kickstand on that one.

It's been years
since I've been on a bike

because of my tics.

It's a little bit scary

because, again,
I'm in control,

and so are my tics.

The helmet's stupid.

I hope that with a little bit
of practice...

Yeehaw, m*therf*cker! [tics]

...I have more ways
to get around when I move out.

[Julie] This is the one
where it goes...

[Baylen] You go this way,
then you push like that?

[Allen] Yeah. Push back,
and let me see that.

Bye. Just kidding.

-Jesus.
-[Julie] Oh, my gosh.

Okay, you're going
next to her.

It's that moment
when you're trying to let

your, like, three-and-half
year-old son

ride his bike
for the first time.

-[Allen] Yeah.
-You know, there's discomfort,

but there's excitement.

vag*na!

Wear a helmet, stupid.

Except for she's not
three and half, so.

No.

Okay, ready? Bye.

[Allen] Do you know
where you're going?

[Julie] Hell, just jog.

-Here.
-[Baylen tics]

[Baylen] For Narnia!

-[Julie] Yep, that's not good.
-Okay, put both the hands

on the handlebars.

[Baylen] Vroom, vroom!

-Vroom, vroom!
-Yeah?

-Vroom, vroom!
-Good, Baylen.

All right, slow... slow down
going down the driveway.

[Julie] Oh, Lord.

Oh, my God. I'm learning.

[Allen] There you go.
Good. Good.

-Good.
-[Julie] I think you're great.

[Baylen] For Narnia!

[Allen] Okay,
put that hand here.

Wear a helmet, stupid!

[Allen] You've got to watch
taking your hand off that.

[Baylen speaking]

Hip-hip...

Shut up. [tics]

[Allen] I am freaking out.

The whole...

trick riding,

Narnia, one-handed
high-five driving,

it is, like, not working

at all for me.

Like...

[grumbles]

I'm glad I was here.

Yeah. This is not
the most ideal way

[chuckling] to ride a bike.

No.

I feel like, for my first time
getting back on the bike,

I feel like I did better

than what I thought
I was going to do.

I say that I need to ride it
a little bit more probably.

Yeah, with both hands.
Like, the one-handed tricks--

-For Narnia!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're...

We're not going to do
one-handed tricks.

I would say,
after today's lesson,

um, I'm not ready
to take on D.C.

I'm ready to take on
another bike lesson.

Maybe I need about
ten bike lessons before,

you know, I find myself
on a trail in DC where people
are trying to go,

and there's just me
going for Narnia
all the way down the trail.

For Narnia!

They ain't stopping.

So...

[in sing-song voice] vag*na.

-So, there's something
I have to tell you guys.
-Hmm.

Umm...

Me and Colin are gonna
move in with each other.

Wait, like...

in one place?
Yup. Okay. Umm...

I feel like
it will help, like--

Thanks for picking
this moment.
We're doing bikes,

we're going right into--

Are you guys not happy
or, like, okay with it?

Oh, what...
I don't think it's... What...

You just literally just hit us
with a ton of bricks. [laughs]

You got this.

It'll be easier
on your guys' end and my end

to also have someone there
to help and to...

I mean, he literally
makes my tics better.

And I feel like...

we're at a point, like,
we've almost been dating
for two years.

I literally love him to death.

And...

Having Baylen say
that she wanted to move in
with Colin

It has me feeling like
I'm the one that got
knocked off the bike.

[Julie] I feel, like,
ambushed by the news.

I know that
this is the trajectory
of their relationship,

but I'm not ready for it.

I think, obviously,
there's a shock factor with us

because we're like,
"Okay, all of a sudden,
you're just gonna move in."

I think there's a lot
to think about, though.

You don't even have
an apartment yet.

No, I know I don't have
an apartment yet, but, I mean,
I'm gonna get one.

I gotta...
We gotta start looking.

-I gotta...
I gotta start looking.
-Okay.

She is not easy to live with.

There's a lot,
all day, every day.

But you want her to live
a normal life just like
everybody else.

And I don't think
Colin's ready to help her.

It's very complicated.

-You're pissed? You're...
-[Julie] No.

You don't like Colin?

-[Julie] He's so protective.
-No.

-[Baylen] You don't
like Colin?
-No, I'm concerned.

Oh! For who?

-For everybody. For everybody.
-[chuckles]

We're gonna have
some questions
other than standing out

in this hot sun
and talking about it.

-Right? I mean, we obviously--
-[Baylen] With, like,
finances and--

[chuckling] Look at
your dad's face.
Your dad's back to the face.

[chuckling] Yeah.

[Julie] Has he
told his parents?

No.

[Julie] Oh.

When we go to Roanoke,
he's gonna tell his parents.

-Okay.
-[Baylen] I'm sure
it's gonna go great.

Okay.

[groans] I thought,
"Here we are on a bike ride,

losing my kid to a boyfriend
and an apartment."

She's really just
come out of her shell

with really
asserting independence.

Not too long ago,
we had to physically
administer Baylen's medicine.

"Here's your medicine.
Take it. Let's see it."

Like... like a little kid.

I need Colin to understand
that this is a challenge.

Do you look at your dad
and you're like,

-the ears are turning.
-Yeah, I'm like... I'm like,

-"What is wrong?"
-The ears are turning.

Tell us how you really feel!
No, I'm just kidding.

I'm pregnant!

-Oh...
-[Baylen] I'm just... I'm not.

-I'm just ticcing. [laughs]
-Oh, praise the Lord.

I'm pregnant.

-[Julie] That may have been...
-[exhales in relief]

Well, that would be
a different conversation.

-[laughing]
-There's a big difference.

♪♪ I've got
Electric dreams tonight ♪♪

♪♪ I'm just on the other side ♪♪

♪♪ I am a ghost tonight
I'm alive ♪♪

♪♪ I've got
Electric dreams tonight ♪♪

[Colin] Holy crap.

You're packing
like you're going there
for a week.

Kinda.

Now that I told my parents
me and Colin are gonna
live together,

we are headed to go see
Colin's parents
in Roanoke to...

[Colin grunts]

...tell them the news, too.

You packed a lot of stuff.

[Baylen] I don't know
what to, like, pack,

so I had to bring, like,
a couple pairs of jeans,

I brought a dress,
couple of pairs of shirts.
I know.

A dress?

[laughs] Okay.

[Baylen] What?

Going to tell Colin's parents
is a little nerve-racking.

vag*na!

Holy sh*t.

-f*ck you.
-[Colin] Okay, babe.

Can we let up on it?

[instrumental hip-hop music]

[Baylen] Don't get
stressed out.

It could be worse.

I'm concerned about you
flipping people off.

Yeah.

[chuckles]

[upbeat instrumental music]

[in sing-song voice] vag*na.

That's a mint vag*na.

That is mint-flavored vag*na.

-God damn!
-[Colin laughing]

You're excited
to see my parents.

Oh, man.

My parents beliefs
are very traditional,

old school.

And certain situations,

like this one,

you honestly have no idea
if they're gonna support it,

if they're not gonna
support it?

[Baylen] We're not even gonna
get a blessing
from your parents.

I'm scared.

Like, I don't know
what your parents
are gonna say.

I mean, I can tell you that,
just, "We don't approve.

You don't have sex,

you don't move in together
with somebody
until you're married."

-You're talking.
-[Colin chuckling] Okay.

That's all you.

Yeah.

I'm pregnant, Marlene.

Sorry. [giggles] I'm sorry.

Please, let's not. [laughs]

I'm pregnant, Marlene.

[chuckling] Oh, my God,
that tic.

I'm pregnant, Marlene.

The closer me and Colin
get to Roanoke,

the more my tics become
more active and intense.

Beyond stiff.

Look at those dogs!

-[soft instrumental music]
-[laughing] Oh, my God.

[Colin] How are you feeling?

Nervous?

It's just me in my head.

Like, I haven't come to peace

with ticcing freely
at your parents'.

Like, you've told me
since we've been dating

that o one swears
in the house,
it's not allowed.

And, like, I feel awkward

being in their living room
and dead silent, and I scream,
"Hairy vag*na."

I don't like you
holding in your tics,

because guess what happens
right after.

You have a really, really bad
tic attack.

I feel like I...

I have to hide it
because it feels...

it feels awkward to say "f*ck"
in your living room.

Me and Colin
sleep in separate beds
at his parent's house.

They believe that
we should not be
sleeping with each other

or living with each other
before marriage.

So, of course I'm a little bit
freaked out

that we're going there
to talk to his parents
about living together.

-[tense instrumental music]
-[pressing button repeatedly]

Got it?

[tense instrumental music]

Do you both approve of them
moving in together?

I don't want 'em
moving in together
so it's convenient.

This isn't like moving in
with a girlfriend
who has no issues.

[Colin] We're here!

-Hey!
-[Colin] Hey.

-Y'all made it.
-[Colin] Yeah.

When we first met Baylen,
it was a culture shock.

p*nis. [gasps]

-[playful instrumental music]
-f*ck.

[upbeat instrumental music]

-Sammi, get out of my face.
Go somewhere else.
-[laughing]

-[Julie] Whose is that?
-[Allen] I don't know.

[Julie laughing]

-Just put 'em in a pile.
-No!

-Throw 'em in.
-I am organizing.

-Hey, Judy-Judy.
-[Allen] Mammers!

[Julie] What you doing?

Here, Al. This is Svenny's.

Uh-huh. Right here.

[Julie] That's Svenny's.

Um, this is Bechy's.

[Allen] You comfy?

[Julie] What's up, girl?

What are you doing?

-Um, am I not...
-[laughing]

I'm gonna do my typical.

That's what your dad
pays me to do. I do socks.

[Sammi] All right,
toss a couple over here.

Where is Bay-Bay today?
This weekend?
What's she doing?

Her and Colin took off
to Roanoke.

To do what?

[Allen] To share the news
with Colin's parents
that she just dropped on us.

She came into the driveway
and was like...

"Colin and I are gonna
move in together."

So, she's not gonna
get her own place.

They're gonna...

-[Allen] Move in together.
-[Julie] They wanna
move in together.

I'm 100% shocked
that Baylen wants to move in
with her boyfriend.

Is it just a little bit
too soon?

I'm hoping Colin understands

and knows exactly
what you are about to
embark on.

This isn't like moving in
with a girlfriend
who has no issues.

And you know
how Baylen says it?

After being on a bicycle
with a helmet this big,

she's telling me this as...

In my eyes,
I'm seeing her as, like,
a nine-year-old girl saying,

"Dad, I'm gonna move in
with this guy."

Now, she's on the road
down there.

I'm sure that's gonna
go over well with his parents.

I was so excited for her
to move in on her own,
gain her own independence.

Now, the news of her
moving in with Colin,

not so shocking.

I mean, she's head over heels
for the guy.

I just hope that he's up
for this responsibility.

Do you both approve
of them moving in together?

I don't want 'em
moving in together
so it's convenient.

You know, I don't want...

"We're gonna move in together
because I'm gonna save money
and you'll save money,

and we'll just get together
and get an apartment."

'Cause that's when
all your problems start.

Al just wants to keep
his baby girl forever.

[Allen] I don't want
things for Baylen to be...

"Oh, my gosh,
I moved out on my own."

"Oh, my gosh, I moved in
with my boyfriend."

"Oh, my gosh,
I'm trying to do this."

-"Oh, my gosh--"
-Mmm-hmm.

And have it all
come to a big mounding,

big backpack
to start to carry,

and she can't carry it.

I'm super-happy for her.
I think it's great.

I think it's awesome
that she'll live with somebody
that she loves.

But I almost have, like,
that sense of, like,

big sister and me,
little sister,
where it's like...

-Remember that time
she fell in the shower?
-[Julie] Mmm-hmm.

And Colin didn't call.
Colin didn't even take her
to the hospital.

Colin didn't...
Like, stuff like that is...
I kind of look at it as, like,

is she trying to do
something that you're not
fully comfortable with yet.

In a way, I just wish...

Maybe it would have
rolled out better,

but I can't pick
the time and place,

and I can't pick who my kids
are in love with.

I need somebody
who's gonna be there
with my kid

to help them become better.

[instrumental country music]

[Colin] We're here!

Are you excited?

Yeah. You couldn't tell
the entire way here

-when I was just, you know...
-Ticcing away?

[Baylen] p*nis.

[instrumental music continues]

[mumbling indistinctly]

-Hey!
-[Colin] Hey.

-[Marlene] Y'all made it.
-[Colin] Yeah.

-[Chuck] Hey, Baylen.
-[Marlene] Hey, Baylen.

My most important values
are having a relationship
with God,

then my relationship
with my wife,

and then my relationship
with my kids.

Hey, sweetie. How are ya?

-[Colin] Hey, Dad.
-Good to see ya.

-[Colin] I would hug you,
but I've got two dogs.
-I know.

We raised our children
to be godly.

You know, they know our values
and what we stand for,

and we hope
we've instilled that in them.

-So...
-Mmm-hmm.

-[Chuck] Long drive.
-[Colin] Yeah.

[Marlene] Did you run into
rain on the way down?

-Yeah. It wasn't bad, though.
-[Marlene] Did you?

-Yeah.
-Baylen, what have you
been up to?

I've been home.

-[Chuck] Mmm-hmm.
-Nothing's, like, been...

Nothing major.

-[Baylen] Yeah, nothing major.
-Yeah.

When we first met Baylen,
it was a culture shock.

You had me at first,
and then I saw your pencil.

Pencil.

And I was like, "Okay."

I was nervous, big-time,

because he had made it out
to be really, really bad.

And when she left,
we both looked at each other
and went...

-"That wasn't that bad."
-"That wasn't that bad."

We really like her,
so, yeah...

How long are y'all
gonna stay, Colin?

Are you gonna be here
through Sunday?

I was hoping you could come
to church with us.

[Colin] I think
we might leave Saturday.

I think I do have to work
on Sunday.

Have you ever thought about
going to church, Baylen?

I've been to...

a lot of churches.

But during prayer,
whenever it is
as quiet as possible,

that's when my tics get worse.

It's just...

difficult for me
to feel comfortable

in a space
that everyone's staring at me.

I was raised Catholic.

I grew up Catholic.

But just the looking,
just the staring,

just the things
like that, that just
makes me uncomfortable.

There's been a lot of things
said about...

[Colin] A lot of...
A lot of...

-That I'm gonna go to hell
because I swear.
-...Christian people.

I've just had people, like,
say things about me
being a Christian,

and saying that,
and then being like,

"But look at
what comes out of your mouth."

That's what hurts
more than anything,

because it's like,
"I don't wanna say it."

I've thought about
Bible study group.

-Bible study might be
a good place to start--
-p*nis. [gasps]

-[Marlene] The one
that I go to...
-f*ck.

[Marlene]...it's not just
everybody from my church.

Jesus, take the wheel.

[playful instrumental music]

I'm pregnant.

I'm not. I'm not.

-I'm not!
-[all laughing]

It's shocking the first time
she has one of the explosions,

'cause you don't expect
a little girl to say that.

I'm like, "What?"

I asked Colin, "What do I do?"

And he said, "Just carry on
the conversation

as if she didn't,
and just hop right over it."

-Suck a p*nis.
-What do you wanna do?

Suck a p*nis.

Since we were
talking about church,
do you want to...

me to read a scripture?

-Mmm-hmm.
-Sure.

-[Marlene] You don't mind?
-That works.

-[Marlene] Okay.
-[Colin] Okay.

What sounds good to y'all?

Let there be light.
Jesus said,
"Let there be light."

-Yes, he did.
-[Baylen laughing]

With Baylen, I think
my parents are still
in that learning curve stage

where they're
still trying to learn

when they should laugh,
is it okay to laugh,

because we don't come around
so often.

In Matthew 6:33,
one of my favorite ones is,

"But seek ye first
the kingdom of God,
and his righteousness,

and all these things
shall be added to you."

-f*ck. f*ck.
-[Marlene] So, my advice,
keep God first in your life.

I'm very nervous
because we're sitting here
reading the Bible,

and then little do we know
we're holding the secret
about how me and Colin

are gonna be living together,
and trying to hold tics in

because, again, religion.

It's like a like
a tsunami of thoughts

going through my head
as I'm sitting on the couch.

And I'm trying to run away
from them,

trying to run away
from the 10,000 thoughts
that are coming at me.

-You're done. You're done.
-[Marlene] I am.

All right,
we're getting tired and I know
y'all have had a long day,

-so...
-Peace out, Girl Scout.

-[Marlene]...we're gonna
head to bed.
-Okay.

-[Marlene] Is that okay?
-That works. Yeah.

Baylen, you know
where your room's at, right?

-[Baylen] Yeah, it's
right there. Okay. [laughs]
-[Chuck] All right. Yeah.

So, I know we talked
in the car about you
suppressing your tics.

Do you feel like you did that?

Periodically. Pinks.

Yes. And by...

Like, whisper and, like,
you know, camouflage it.

-But, like...
-Did you hold it in?

-Yeah. Suck a p*nis.
-[Colin] And then what?

-That one?
-Mmm-hmm.

Colin hates when I hold
my tics in. Like, he...

He understands why I do it,
but he doesn't get it.

I really wish that you could
feel more comfortable
around my parents

-to where you didn't have to
suppress or hold...
-Marlene's a wh*re.

...hold any ticks in.

It's just hard for me
to get out of my own head

and be like, just tic.

Just... just tic.
Like, you're fine.
They don't care.

Just tic.

Are you ready
to do this tomorrow?

Yes, kind of.

Yeah, you're nervous.

Yeah, I would say.

[dramatic instrumental music]

Banana.

I want to wait until
the end of the day
to tell my parents the news,

because if they really
don't approve of it,

I don't want that
to ruin the entire trip.

We're in the process
of trying to move into the...

Oh, so who's... who's "We"?

[Baylen] With what?

Oh, no.

I've already f*cked up.

I can't believe
I just said "We".

[pleasant pop music]

♪♪ Till the end ♪♪

[Colin] You got the door?

-Y'all got everything?
-[Colin] We got it.

Well, your mother's got it.

-I got it.
Don't worry about it.
-[laughing]

God!

Is your sister on the way?

-Colleen's coming?
-Yeah, they should be
coming soon.

Today, we are spending
some time with my parents
and my sister and her kids...

There they are.

...before we get on the road
and head back home.

-Say hi, Beau.
How you doing, buddy?
-Hey, how you doing? Good.

-Hey, Beau. What's up, buddy?
-Say hi.

-Say Uncle Colin.
-[Marlene] Who is that?

-[Colleen] See the little one?
-[Colin] Oh, I see
this little stinker.

We need to tell my parents
this big news about wanting to
move in together.

Are you ready to do it?

I don't know if... [chuckles]
I don't know if I'll ever
be ready.

You're gonna do it.
I'm just gonna stand
right there.

-[laughs]
-Just stand right there.

-[Colin] Oh, my goodness.
-[Colleen] You guys,
all ready.

[Colin] Yeah, you're sweet.

-[Colleen] Yeah. Hello.
-[Baylen clearing throat]

Hi.

-[Colin] You wanna hold her?
-You wanna hold her?

-[Baylen] Am I able to?
-Yeah!

-[Baylen] Oh, my goodness!
-[Colleen chuckles]

Oh, come here. Oh.

-Oh, my goodness.
-[Colleen] All right,
camera coming in.

I was a little bit anxious
to hold Baby Lily,

just 'cause it's,
like, unknown.

Like, I don't really know
how my tics are gonna be.

You are so pretty.

-[yips]
-And a little chunky.

-[Baylen laughing]
-Tell me about it.

[Baylen] You're a good girl.

[Baylen] With Baby Lily,
I'm just calm.

Like, the same way
I am with Fluffy and Tootsie,

it's the same way
that Baby Lily made me feel.

At peace.

[soft instrumental music]

-I'm gonna go over here
with Beau.
-[Colleen] Okay.

[Colin] I wanna wait
until the end of the day
to tell my parents the news,

because if they really
don't approve of it,
and they are, like, a hard no,

I don't want that
to ruin the entire trip.

-It's a whole rock wall.
-[Colin laughing]

-No wonder he was screaming.
-[Colleen] I thought
it was, like, a ladder.

-[Colin] Oh!
-[Krae] No ladder. [laughs]

[Colin] Come on down!

So, growing up,
I was just as religious
as my parents.

I'm still religious.

However, my beliefs
have evolved from
what I learned as a child,

and I feel confident
in making adult choices.

[gasps] Banana.

-[Colleen] Here you go.
-[Baylen] When I sit her down,
do I put her on her stomach

-or her back?
-[Colleen] Either one.

-Okay.
-[Colleen] Yup,
whatever you...

Whatever is comfortable
for you.

-[Baylen] Oh, my goodness.
-She'll probably just roll
right over to her belly.

Oh, look at you!

[Marlene] Where'd you get
this blanket?

-It's actually like a...
-[grunts]

What you put under
a high chair.

So, what's going on with you?

-Anything new.
-Umm...

We're in the process
of trying to move into...

Oh, so who's... who's "We"?

[Baylen] With what?

- [tense instrumental music]
-Oh, no.

I've already f*cked up.
I've already f*cked up.

[laughs]

Oh, my God, I can't believe
I just said "We".

Oh, I just meant like me
and, like, um...
[chuckles nervously]

Like, um... [yips]

[dramatic instrumental music]

We came down here
to kind of talk to you
about something important.

[Baylen] Mmm-hmm.

[sighs]

-For Baylen?
-[driver] Yes, ma'am.

How are you doing?

Joe Biden has a vag*na.

[driver] I was
a little confused
what's going on?

She said, "Joe Biden
does have a...
[mouthing] vag*na.

[laughing] I was like,
"What's going on with her?
She's real?"

Uh, I know she spoke with you
about us moving in together.

[Allen] Nothing better happen
to my kid.

I will f*cking find you.

-[dramatic instrumental music]
-Okay?

Umm...

I'm really trying
to move forward,

but as your dad,
I have to make sure
you're okay.