01x06 - I Have News

[bunniefuu]

Wake up. Smell the roses
and suck a p*nis.

So, my roommate is leaving...

-Yeah.
-...and Baylen and I
are moving in together.

[Chuck] You guys
are adults now.

I'm not gonna tell you
what to do.

You're bald. [gasps]

[all chuckling]

I'm relieved that
they're not going to kind of,
like, put this wall up.

I'm here to hopefully relieve
concerns that you have.

I have some deep concerns

about those two
moving in together.

I f*cking mean this.

Nothing better happen
to my kid. Nothing.

My dad's concerns are
where I was four years ago.

Colin hasn't seen me
at my worst.

-I have to make sure
you're okay...
-Mmm-hmm.

...because if you're not okay,
I can't be.

I know it may seem
a little fast.

What?

I'm wanting
to propose to Baylen.

[opening theme music playing]

♪♪ Saw you in the corner
of the street ♪♪

♪♪ Saw you in the corner
of the street while walking ♪♪

♪♪ You didn't
have the time... ♪♪

Look at this dude.
You see me rolling.

You're excited?

This is our first apartment
that we're seeing.

I know.

-[Colin] I'm excited.
-[Baylen] I'm excited.

-So far...
-[Colin] This place
looks really nice.

[Baylen] Thanks.

It's finally happening.

Me and Colin are officially
moving in with each other.

My birthday is in
a couple weeks.

It's my birthday... [exhales]

...and a gift to myself

is finding
the perfect apartment.

We've both been saving up
for a long time.

[Baylen] But we have to
make sure

that it works for my tics...

-[gasps] Hello.
-I think this is the one.

[doorbell ringing]

The doorbell works.

[doorbell ringing]

-[Baylen] That's a trigger.
-[doorbell ringing]

-[Colin] I know. They don't...
-[doorbell ringing]

Okay.

There's certain things
that trigger me

that I can't explain why.
Like doorbells.

I have to push it three times.

Luckily, I'll be on
the other side of the door
if we move in here.

-[Niki] Hi, Baylen.
-Hi.

-Hi, Colin. Come on in.
-Hey How are you?

Oh, this is nice.

[Baylen]
It's so freaking cute.

So, how are you guys doing?
Did you find the place okay?

-Yeah.
-Yeah. We're good.

We're excited to look at this.

Yeah. There's currently
a tenant living here.

They're moving out
at the end of the month.

Suck a p*nis.

[Niki]
This is my first client
with Tourette's syndrome.

I'd like to say that

it's more of
a different process.

Every situation
can start another tic,

but working together,

I think we can find
the best place for her.

As we've shared with you,
there's three things

that are kind of
really important
to the both of us,

the first one being, like,

-things that are within
walking distance.
-[Niki] Mmm-hmm.

The community.

Baylen's parents don't seem
to be totally onboard

with me and Baylen
moving in together,

and I know her dad is watching
every move that I make.

It's a lot of pressure,

and I wanna make sure
that I'm showing them

that I'm putting
Baylen's needs first,

especially because
I plan on proposing to her

after we move in together,

and she has no idea,
of course.

[Baylen] I'm gonna need
a balcony for the dogs
to go to the bathroom,

-and then another thing
is also a dog park.
-Yeah.

That's the only way
I make friends

is through my dogs.
[laughing] So...

I can definitely
relate to that.

-I have a dog myself.
-Oh, my goodness.

-He's a jerk, but we love him.
-[knocking on door]

[laughing]

-Is that your parents?
-Yeah.

[Niki] Hello.

-Hi. How are you?
-[Niki] Come on in.

You're bald.

My parents are still
worried about my safety

being out in the world,
because of my tics,

so... [tics]

Of course, I invited them
to come look at apartments
with us.

[Julie] I like the building.

-Absolutely.
There's a door code to get in.
-Okay.

-There's 24-hour concierge.
-Okay.

But everything is updated.

All new appliances.

So that's good.

-If you need a plumber
or an electrician...
-[laughing]

As a dad, and having
my baby girl move out,

I'm on the lookout
for everything.

I have no idea
if Colin knows anything

about breaker boxes
or panel boxes

or light switches.

-Yeah.
-I was like...

He thinks he's
the general inspector,
Inspector Gadget.

[Allen] But also,
with Baylen's history of tics,

I need to make sure
that this isn't going to be

an environment that's going to
exasperate her tics

and cause her
more damage than good.

[Colin] That's gas?

-[Niki] Gas stove.
-[Julie] Okay.

That's a little bit
of an issue.

Any sort of a tic
that happens...

That's like
my number one thing
for the kitchen

is not a gas stove,

-but you could always...
-That and the things
that go, like, over it,

-like those things.
-[Julie] The grates.

Like, I don't wanna
pick those up.

All right,
did you walk through it all?

-[both] No.
-Okay.

Can we just check it out?

-Okay.
-Of course.

-It's so cute
and modern and fresh.
-[Baylen] It is so...

[Baylen gasps]

Like, this is so
freaking pretty.

-Baylen's here
to buy the furniture.
-We're not here for... I know.

-But anyways--
-I'm like, "Is this..."

-Do you wanna go out here?
-Anyways, the patio, I like,

because it's not a door,
it's a sliding door.

-[Colin] I do like that.
-[Julie] Like that.

[Baylen] Hey, m*therf*ckers!

g*dd*mn!

[gasps] You're done.
You're bald.

-We gotta get inside.
We gotta get inside.
-Okay. Yeah.

-We gotta get inside.
Yeah. He's bald.
-Yeah. Inside we go.

-So, the balcony situation...
-You're bald.

-...is a necessity,
but it's not working well.
-You're bald.

When she was
screaming off the balcony,

I was definitely thinking,

"She should not be
doing that [chuckling]

on a busy street
at a gas station

where there are, you know,
a lot of random people."

You know, I do see
how it can be dangerous,

especially if
she's on her own.

That balcony situation,
hard no for me.

There's different crowds
that come in and out
of a gas station,

so I don't think
yelling outwards,
out about a balcony...

We're gonna get sniped.

g*dd*mn!

[Julie] I don't wanna rain on
Baylen and Colin's parade,

but this apartment is only
a couple stories up,

so everyone on the street
can hear Baylen
ticking at them.

I certainly want Baylen
to be happy,

but I don't think
seeing this apartment

is making us
any more secure about
wanting Baylen to move out.

It's just all about,
like, learning,

since this is our first, like,
apartment tour that...

Again, with the gas,
back to the gas, like,

it's just something
I'm learning as we're going

'cause I'm sure
there's multiple different
places with balconies

-facing different places.
-[Niki] Yeah.

It's just, for some reason...

-[chuckling]
-[Niki] Yeah. Yeah.
It's all good to know,

and of course,
we wanna make sure

you're in the best
possible location.

I'm feeling okay
after the first apartment.

It could have went better.

But just being able to nitpick

and see the little things

that could potentially be
a problem with her condition

just allows us
to take all that information

and hopefully find something
that checks all of our boxes.

I'm definitely not
your average client.

Peace up. A-town.

♪♪ La la la la la la la la
la la la... ♪♪

-[Julie] Oh, this is cute.
-[Baylen] It's so cute.

[Julie] All right. Go, go.

-Hi. Hello.
-Good afternoon.
Welcome to Hill's Kitchen.

Oh, my gosh. You're gonna find
too much in here. [chuckling]

[Baylen]
It's so freaking cute.

There's so much stuff.

-Yes, very colorful.
-I love it.

-g*dd*mn!
-This is definitely
a Baylen store.

No. It is. This is...

[Julie] This is clearly
a Baylen store.

[Baylen] Even though
me and Colin haven't
found an apartment yet,

that's not gonna stop me
from shopping for
the apartment yet,

and I have
a few things I need to
talk to my mom about.

Colin was
a little quiet yesterday,

and I think we're finding
a place together

and I feel like it felt like
a little bit more generated
towards, like, my needs.

This is what's needed
for my Tourette's

and this is what's needed
for me, me, me, me and me...

-Yeah.
-[Baylen]...when it's us.

Now that I know, like,
the precautions

and the safety concerns
and everything,

I feel like,
for the next apartment
that we're gonna look at,

I think that me and Colin
are just gonna look at it.

Is that okay?

Well, would you give me
at least the area

so it would
make me feel better

-if I could at least
glance out the area?
-Mmm-hmm.

And don't rush into
signing papers

-without, like, being like...
-No, 'cause I...

...looking to your mom
for some advice.

-Peanuts.
-[Julie] Stove stuff,
look at that still,

look at balcony stuff.

I'm trying to put on
a brave face

and show Baylen
that I do trust her

to make her own
adult decisions.

That doesn't mean that
I'm not gonna try and, like,

be like a little drone
over top of them a little bit,

but just to let them breathe
and walk through this together

is probably my best bet.

-[Baylen] When me and Colin
move into our apartment...
-[Julie] Mmm-hmm?

...I would like for
Colin's parents to come up

and both families to meet.

Yeah, we'd love to meet them.

Colin's parents
live over four hours away,

so we've never
had a chance to meet.

From what I know,
they tend to be
on the conservative side,

and we live
a pretty messy life,

so it'll be interesting,

but I'm curious to see, like,

what Colin's
roots are, really.

So, would they...
Like, let's say we went to,
like, a bar, restaurant.

Is that, like, a thing?

-Or is it--
-Yeah, they just don't drink.

I was thinking that would
make it more fun,

-but that's okay.
-[both chuckling]

How about this? Why don't we
invite them to celebrate
your birthday with us?

Don't you think
that'd be easiest?

Mmm.

[chuckling]
We're probably gonna be
a lot for Marlene and Chuck.

Yeah.

I really want
our families to get along

because I do see
a future with Colin,

but our families have
very different lifestyles

and my family
can be a lot to handle,

so I don't know
how it's gonna go.

What are we doing
for my birthday?

Uh...

We're leaving it
up to your dad.

-I don't know. I mean,
we talked about just...
-[Baylen] I don't...

'Cause I don't wanna
pick or choose

or decide what we're doing

because I'm too indecisive.

As long as there's cake
and food, I'm fine.

[Julie] Yeah.

Going out
for birthday celebrations,

is very difficult for me.

In those type of environments,

my anxiety gets worse
and my tics get bad.

However, I'm turning 22
and I want a birthday party.

I've been making progress
with being out in public,

and I wanna keep pushing
past my comfort zone.

My mom's comfort zone.

Like, I freaking
want a birthday,

but at the same time,
I'm like,

I can't figure it out myself.

Going out in public
is extremely overstimulating,

-no matter
how long I'm out for.
-[Julie] Mmm-hmm.

We'll make sure that it's fun.

We'll figure out something.

I definitely feel like
she's come quite a ways,

but between
moving in with Colin,

us meeting his parents,

the impending birthday party,

it's a whole lot on her plate

and I'm a little bit worried
it just might be too much.

So, I have news.

She's adulting.

This is where the trust
comes into place.

I just want her and us
to be prepared for anything.

[Allen] Happy birthday,
sweetheart.

[Julie speaking]

I don't know.

I took a rideshare here.

I thought the most
stressful thing today

would be both of our
parents meeting,

not Colin disappearing.

I don't even know
where Colin is.

-You haven't seen Colin?
-[Baylen] All day.

♪♪ Girls are gonna
save the world ♪♪

♪♪ Them boys
have had it too long ♪♪

♪♪ Gave them all a shot
Look what they've done ♪♪

♪♪ They've got it all wrong ♪♪

[Baylen exclaims]

-[Colin] This area's nice.
-I know.

It's super nice.
Look at that little...

We got a little grocery store
right there and everything.

Suck a p*nis.

-Yeah.
-[Baylen gasps]

Now that we're starting
to look at apartments
without my parents,

it's really starting
to kick in and feel real.

-[Niki] Hey. Come on in.
-Hey, Niki.

-[Niki] How's it going?
-Good. How are you?

-Oh, my gosh.
-[Niki] Check it out.

Twelve-eighty-nine
square feet.

Two bed and two bath.

-[Colin] Wow.
-[Niki chuckles]

There's so much space in here.

This is insane.

It does have
the electric stove
you were looking for

-instead of the gas stove.
-Wow.

-[Baylen] It's perfect.
-Yeah.

[Baylen] But what
do you think?

Do you...
Honestly, do you prefer
the electric over gas

or do you not care?
Which one do you prefer?

-Uh...
-[tics]

-There's a man.
-I prefer the electric.

Having an open flame is just
dangerous for anybody,

whether that's you
or just anyone in general.

-I mean, something can
fall off the pan...
-Easily catch on fire.

-...and go into the fire.
-[Niki] Mmm-hmm.

[Colin] You wanna
look at the balcony?

-So, it's on a high street.
-g*dd*mn! [grunts]

Does it feel slanted? [laughs]

-[Colin] You think
it feels slanted?
-Am I crazy? [exhales]

I don't think
it feels slanted.

[Baylen] I'm petrified
of heights.

Luckily, we're only
on the seventh floor,

and I won't really be
out here that much.

Suck a p*nis.

It's not facing a gas station.

[Baylen] At least
if I do take out here,

there's not a lot of
walking traffic

down on the sidewalk
or the street.

[Niki] Okay.
Wanna see the bedrooms?

-[Colin] Yeah. Yeah.
-[Baylen] Yes, yes, yes.

Holy crap.

This is the biggest bedroom

that I have ever seen
in an apartment.

-[shrieking]
-[Niki chuckling]

-[Niki] All the natural light.
[chuckles]
-[Colin] Holy crap.

-Look at the bathroom.
-Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Colin,
we get to pee and poop

-and look at our neighbors.
-[Colin] Holy crap.

-Is there...
-[light switch clicks]

-Yep. You just did
a number two.
-[toilet flushes]

-[Colin chuckling]
-[Baylen] That's the trigger.

[Colin] You gotta wait.
You gotta wait.

-[toilet flushes]
-Okay.

♪♪ It's the girl power ♪♪

-[toilet flushes]
-[Colin] There you go.

g*dd*mn!

[Colin] Yeah, I mean,
really, the only problem
that I have with this

is that it's glass

and I've seen you bang
your head off the wall

in the shower before,

so this can be
super dangerous for you.

So...

-Oh. No. [exhales]
-[chuckling]

-[Baylen] Come on.
-[Colin] Oh.

[Baylen] I get where Colin's
coming from with the glass,

however, no apartment

is going to be 100% perfect.

I'll just navigated it
the best way I can day to day.

[humming]

[stomach growls]

-That was the loudest
stomach growl I've ever heard.
-Yep.

[chuckling]

Yep.

[Colin] Even this bedroom
has a really good size to it.

My desk and gaming area

-is probably gonna go
right here, right?
-[Baylen] Mmm-hmm.

[Niki] All right, guys,
do you have any questions
about the unit?

We just kind of wanna
talk things over,
if that's okay.

-Sounds good.
I'll be back in a bit.
-[Colin] All right.

What's your honest thoughts?

Do you think
there's anything in here

that could be
dangerous for you?

I mean, I could freaking
bubble wrap everything,

but, like, I mean, I could
smash my hand off this,

I could bang my head off that.

Like, there's just
certain things that, like,
I could think about,

but other than that,
I literally have no concerns.

So, we're moving in, right?
This is the place?

Yeah.

[Colin] Yeah, I think so, too.

This place is amazing.

We're moving in together,

and I feel like
the next big thing
in our relationship

-is our parents meeting.
-[Baylen] Mmm-hmm.

-They can come
to my birthday party.
-Yeah.

Okay.

I could get us all
matching pajamas.

[laughing]

No.

[laughing]

-[sighs]
-I'm just really excited.

-[Colin] I know. I know.
-I just wanna do circles.

-[chuckling]
-[Colin] Okay. You do
what you wanna do.

♪♪ Imagine something ♪♪

♪♪ Something different ♪♪

♪♪ Something right ♪♪

[birds chirping]

[laughing]

♪♪ Ooo, I like it,
like it like that ♪♪

Oh, my God. [laughing]

[laughing]

Let's get Vick this time.

-[Vick grunting]
-[boys laughing]

I came back home
to celebrate Baylen's birthday
for a few days.

-I'm 22 this week.
-You are turning 22.

But it looks like
the party's already begun.

-[boys grunting]
-[Baylen] What are
you guys doing?

[boy grunts, shrieks]

[Julie] Okay,
go do your shenanigans
in the basement.

-It doesn't matter.
-[Baylen] You guys
are scaring Tootie.

f*ck, f*ck.

All the boys do is wrestle

and throw ba*ls around
in the living room.

It never ends.

-The party always...
-It's the gift that keeps on

-giving. [laughing]
-Giving. Yeah.

[yawns]

[Julie] Wow.

Fresh out of bed? [chuckles]

[Baylen] Pretty much.

So, I have news.

-Me and Colin...
-[Julie] Mmm-hmm?

-...found our apartment.
-Okay.

Hug me.

-Tootie found a home
to live in.
-[Julie] Okay.

-No, we all found
a home to live in.
-That was kind of fast.

[Sammi] That was kind of fast.

I'm not super surprised
that Baylen has already
found her apartment.

When she wants something,

she puts her mind to it
and gets it done.

What makes this place
the place?

For one, it's so gorgeous.

Not only that, but, like,
the apartment facility
is great.

Balconies for the dogs?

-Yes.
-[Julie] That's a bit one.

There's two.

Not a gas stove, I hope?

The stove is electric.

It's very open.

-What floor are you on?
-[Julie] The seventh.

And there's two bedrooms.

And the second bedroom's
for what?

The second bedroom
is mainly gonna be used

for Colin's gaming stuff.

-It's gonna be filled
with LED lights up in there.
-[Baylen] No.

It's gonna be the man cave.
[chuckles]

I am so happy that Baylen
found her new apartment.

Even though Baylen's
moving in with Colin,

it's going to be very exciting

to see her be as
self-sufficient as possible.

That's what our whole family
wants for her.

I mean, first,
I'm super excited
that you guys found something,

but I still feel like I have
a gazillion questions.

I would love to make sure
that this is all gonna
work for you, right?

There's so much.

This is where
the trust comes into place.

It's like you're hoping like,

"Okay, she's adulting.

She could do these things."

And then in the same breath,
it's like,

"But I think she still
needs me, doesn't she?

Doesn't she just
still need my help,

my opinion, my input?"

So, there's so many
big things coming up, ladies.

Moving, which is gonna be,
holy crap,

and your birthday
with Colin's parents
coming to meet us.

-[chuckles]
-Have you guys
come up with anything?

We are going to just do
a country western bar
with a bull.

-[chuckling]
-Oh, I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

I don't know anything
about this place other than...

The fact that
Dad picked that out,
I'm a little concerned.

Well, because,
she loves western...
Like, she's like...

You know, she's always,
she's got stuff
coming in the mail.

[Sammi] She's a buckle bunny.
Yeah.

Sparkly cowboy boots
up to here.

Save a horse,
ride a cowgirl. g*dd*mn!

[all laughing]

Yeehaw! m*therf*cker.

-She loves country.
-Yeah.

I'm super excited that,
this year, you decided
to go out for your birthday,

but as far as Mom and Dad
meeting Chuck and Marlene,

you're on your own
with that one.

[chuckles]

I'm not sitting on the bull.
I'm standing up.

[laughing]

You're so excited.

But the environment
is gonna be stimulating,

so if you're not
feeling great,

then can go outside,
quiet area, go to the car.

I'm so happy
that Baylen is excited

to spend her party
out at a bar this year,

especially considering that
sometimes those experiences

don't go very well for her.

A lot could go wrong
the day of,

so I just want her and us
to be prepared for anything.

-It's moving day.
-It's moving day!

-[person grunts]
-This is...

I think we need more people
for this moving process.

-[thunder rumbles]
-[Baylen] What?

-Ooh.
-[Bechnir chuckles]

Thunderstorms are a huge
sensory issue for me.

[thunder rumbles]

[exhales]

[Colin] I mean,
that looks like it hurts.

♪♪ Life moves fast
like a new roller coaster... ♪♪

[Baylen shouting]

[Colin speaking]

[Baylen speaking]

[Allen] You got enough room
so we can get that out?

-Yeah, yeah,
it should be enough.
-[Allen] All right.

-It's moving day. Yes.
-It's moving day!

-[Allen] Have you got it?
-[Colin] Yep.

[Baylen shrieks] For Narnia!

[Colin] Here we go.

♪♪ Are we obsessed?
Are we obsessed? ♪♪

[Baylen shrieks]

-[Julie] I like that you're,
like, at the end, Baylen.
-Go.

You're like the end apartment.

-[Allen] You got
enough room to get in?
-[Julie] I got you.

-Okay, let me just
put it over here.
-Oh, my God, it's beautiful.

-[Allen] Here. Just put it
right here, Colin.
-[Colin] Yep. Yep.

[Vick] It looks massive.

-Hey, this looks nice.
-This is the living room.

[Bechnir] Oh, my God,
the view.

Your place is bazinga.

-Okay.
-[laughs]

It's bazinga.

Bojanga.

Do you... Bojangles.

g*dd*mn.

-"Bojangles."
-[both chuckling]

It's beautiful. I love it.

g*dd*mn!

[Allen] Last week, Baylen
found an apartment
for her and Colin.

And today, her and Colin
are moving in together.

Five years ago,
Baylen was really rock bottom,

and it felt like this would
probably never be
attainable for Baylen.

She's overcome so many hurdles
to get to this point.

My heart is just smiling,

and I'm just grateful
to be here with her.

[Vick] Is that the bathroom?

-[Baylen] That's my closet.
-[Bechnir] Storage.

-The key is for the clothes
to make it to the laundry.
-You guys can go in

and look at the closet, but...
Oh, my God, it's so bright.

-I'm gonna need
sunglasses in here.
-My God, it's so beautiful.

[Colin] You need sunglasses.

-[Allen] This is nice.
-[Julie]
There's a lot of room.

There's a lot of room.
I mean, you could probably

configure the space
a couple different ways.

This is so exciting.

I'm gonna be living
about an hour and a half away
from my parents,

which is a huge change
in our lives

and a little bit overwhelming.

I have no idea
how my tics will be

in a whole new environment.

We got a lot of stuff to move.
Can we go?

-Let's get this...
-Bechnir's in charge
of the job.

-Thanks, Bechs.
-Let's get this going.

-That's right.
-Yeah. We do.

-That's right.
We do have a lot to do.
-Yeah, we got a lot.

All right.

♪♪ Talk like the ticking
of a clock ♪♪

♪♪ We can go around,
go around ♪♪

♪♪ And we can get it kickin' ♪♪

[Julie] Good.
You got a stove topper.

Even though I feel safer
using an electric stove
over a gas stove,

[gasps, grunts]

I can still break it,
I can still smash it,
I can still touch it.

But they actually sell toppers

to go over the top
of the stove for safety.

It's just another
typical thing

that I have to think about

and most people don't.

Please don't put my pillows
on the kitchen floor.

I'd appreciate that.

I think we need more people
for this moving process.

-[Allen] What's this?
-[Bechnir] It's a bed.

-[Vick] No, a bed frame.
-[Allen] Boys,

let your mother and I
put this together.

-You guys head out of here.
-Yeah, get out of here.

[Baylen groans]

This is about as organized
as my life.

g*dd*mn!

Col?

Hey, Colin, can you come here?

Hey, can you help me?

I've called your name,
like, six times.

-[Colin] Huh?
-Can you...

Moving is stressful and...

Spit it out, b*tch.

...chaotic,

but I didn't realize

that it was going to be
this chaotic.

There's only two chairs
in there?

Wait, there's another one.
There's three.

I don't know
if there's another one.

Yeah, all the stimulation's
stimulating, all right,

in a thousand square feet.

Mmm-hmm.
There's a lot going on.

[Allen] Step one,
throw these directions out.

Step two,
make your best attempt.

Step three, adjust,
throw everything in the trash.

-[Allen chuckling]
-I agree.

So, when the apartment
is all kind of situated,

I know Colin's parents
are coming up this way
so that we can meet.

I'm definitely starting
to feel the seriousness now.

Like, I see things
really moving along.

I'm seeing...

Gosh, do I even wanna
put this out in the universe?

I'm seeing probably, like,
wedding bells at some point.

I mean, they're serious.

Let's just focus on
getting a bed together
in the apartment.

Let's just focus on no babies.

-What would she...
-[Baylen] I'm pregnant
and I'm breastfeeding.

-[Bechnir] Whoa!
-I've never heard
that tic before.

[Allen]
Now you got me distracted
with the whole thing.

With what?

Babies?

Do you really think
that, like,

when they
move in here, like...

What do you think
they're gonna do?

They're gonna probably
practice making babies.

-As long as they don't...
-[bleep] That's not
what I'm talking about.

Come on. I got enough
to hold together here.

-I don't know.
-You don't know.

Let's just make it through
a point where

[breathing heavily]

-I can breathe through...
-Okay.

I have somebody
living with my daughter
in an apartment.

I wanna make sure that
her struggle's doing...

-I get it, but it's life.
-[Allen] Okay.

-It's real life.
-[Allen] You keep piling...

-If they just keep...
-You can't avoid real life.

[exhales]

It's definitely gonna
storm here soon

and that is gonna be...

-She doesn't like storms.
-[Julie]...not a good moment
for Baylen.

She will be under a bed.

[chuckling]
But there's no bed.

[both chuckling]

There's no bed put together.

-She'll be in the closet.
She hates it with her...
-What?

You're super sensitive
to storms and lightning.

It's gonna happen.

[Baylen] Hey, Colin,
it's gonna thunder.

Thunderstorms are a huge
sensory issue for me.

I cannot hear the thunder,

and I cannot
see the lightning.

I need my headphones.

[Colin] Do you need
your headphones right now?

It's gonna thunder.

[Vick] Oh, my God, it is.

The best thing for me to do

is to put headphones on
and mute all of the noise.

However, I have no idea
where they are

in all of this mess.

So, yay.

It makes it hard
because it's out of my control

and it upsets her
and freaks her out very much.

-[thunder rumbles]
-[Baylen shrieks]

[thunder rumbles]

[Vick] Zeus is striking again.

-[thunder rumbles]
-[Baylen] What?

[Bechnir] Okay, one...

-Ooh.
-[Bechnir chuckling]

[Baylen groans]

B's gotta go
to the closet, probably.

I don't wanna
be in here, so...

-[Allen] Yeah.
-[Julie] That's fine.

[thunder rumbles]

Can we please...
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.

[Bechnir] Bye.

-[Colin] Yeah,
that looks like it hurts.
-[Baylen] Yeah.

[Bechnir laughing] God. Don't.

Can you guys go out
in the hallway? Get out.

[thunder rumbles]

[Julie] When Baylen's so
neurologically overwhelmed,

sometimes her body
just does these lock-up tics

and she can't
get comfortable. It'll...

She'll be locked
in certain places

and it's very,
very uncomfortable for her.

[Allen] And moving in.

Everything. I got, like,
no sleep. Like...

You're basically

-spent for the day.
-It's like this every time
somebody moves.

It's just chaotic, so...

This right here
is why it's scary

to think about Baylen
no longer living with us.

I mean, at this point,
we haven't even had
a bed put together

and things put away

and we already
have an episode.

[Julie] You might be sleeping
on a mattress tonight.

That's fine.
I don't even care.

-That's exactly...
-It's not worth it.

[Allen] But they wanna
do this on their own.

Oh, my God,
my feet hurt so bad.

[Julie] We have to let go.

We have to
let them navigate this.

And no matter
how hard it is for us,

we still have to
pass the baton to Colin

and hope that
all will be okay.

This is the first time
they're gonna be able

to experience things
by themselves and learn.

[Julie] You guys just
chill out, sit in there,

and then we'll just say
goodbye for the night.

-We're just gonna... Yeah.
-[Allen] Colin, draw those

-shades for her.
-Okay.

[Julie] We'll call you
when we get home
to see how you're doing.

I do have to admit, it was

a little unnerving
to hear the door shut.

My parents have
always been there for me,

and now I have Colin,

but I do know that
there'll be times that

Colin's not around.

I'm going to eventually
have to deal with

things like this by myself,

and that's a little scary
to think about.

-[Colin speaking]
-[Baylen] Oh.

[Baylen inhales, exhales]

[soft music playing]

No, I'm just kidding.

[laughs]

We've literally lived together
for, like, three days.

Yeah, and you're
f*cking annoying.

No, I'm just kidding. [laughs]

Suck a p*nis!

Our bed is still not
completely put together.

There is also a ton

of unpacking

and assembling to do.

Colin's parents are supposed
to be meeting my parents

at my birthday party tomorrow.

I'm super stressed.

Ow, f*ck!

-Oh, g*dd*mn! g*dd*mn!
-[Colin laughs]

-g*dd*mn!
-Let's just stop right there.

It's definitely
obviously, like,

an adjustment
having my own space.

But I think
as far as adulting goes,

we're doing okay.

-[Colin] Oh, my God.
-[Baylen] Yeah.

-Okay.
-[Colin] This is a puzzle
of your vanity.

Oh, I like it. Oh.

I'm glad you like it.

[Baylen] I deserve this.

[Colin]
You'll have one in about

approximately 28 days.

-g*dd*mn! [mimics g*nsh*t]
-[Colin laughs]

Just why can't we
get something that's

halfway assembled
that you just

-put it together,
and putting it all together...
-All I got to say is

it's a good thing
the couch is coming tomorrow

-fully assembled.
It'll be fine.
-Yeah.

[upbeat music playing]

-Ladies first.
-[man] Ladies first is crazy.

[Colin] All right.

[man] Want to look
at the shirts first?

[Colin] Maybe some hats, dude.
Look at these hats.

Today is Baylen's birthday.

I snuck out to do
a secret errand

with my friend Marc

because I have this

surprise that I want
to surprise Baylen with.

Baylen's party tonight
is at a Western bar,

and I know
she's gonna dress up,

so I figured me and my friends
would dress up too.

But we're gonna do it
with a little twist.

So this is
what I was thinking.

I was thinking

-Western type of shirt.
-All right.

-Cowboy hat.
-Okay.

-Cowboy boots.
-Yes.

And then the shortest shorts
that you can find.

[both chuckle]

[Colin] Like Daisy Dukes.

-I'm talking Daisy Dukes.
-[Marc laughs] Right up here.

-[Colin] Oh, yeah.
-[Marc laughs]

[Colin laughs]

I know that our couch
is being delivered today,

but everything should be
all set for Baylen,

and all she has to do
is let the guys in.

[Baylen] Oh.

Suck a p*nis.

It's my birthday.

It's my birthday.

Whoo!

[in Maurice's voice]

[in normal voice] And I should

be getting ready,

but instead,

I'm waiting for our new couch
to be delivered.

[humming softly]

Oh, my God,
he left the milk out.

Colin told me

he had an errand to run
early in the morning

and that the couch
should be...

easy to handle.

But I have not seen him

or talked to him
since the morning.

[woman] Do you guys like
any of the boots?

Do you want
to try anything on?

-[Colin] Can I get
an eleven in this?
-Eleven?

He's probably gonna
need a nine.

[Colin and Marc chuckle]

[Colin] Oh, dude,
I don't think I told you,

my parents are actually coming
to the birthday party

to meet her parents

for the first time,
which is like a huge thing

because we've been trying to

make it happen
for some time now

and, you know,
it's been two years

-almost, so...
-Right.

-[Colin] Um...
-How do you and Baylen
feel about it?

I don't know.
I really don't know

how it's gonna go
'cause, like,

my parents and her parents
are completely different.

But I hope it goes well

because I do want to

spend the rest of my life
with Baylen.

It would be kind of weird to

have our parents
not like each other.

[Marc] Right, naturally.

I would try not to be
too nervous about it.

Yeah.

It's nerve-wracking thinking
about our parents meeting,

especially because I plan
on proposing to Baylen soon.

I'm just waiting for
the right opportunity to

ask her parents
for their blessing.

Even though
it's not a necessity for

them to like my parents,

I know Baylen's dad

has some concerns about
me taking care of Baylen.

And the last thing
that I want or need is

our parents not to get along.

That would make everything
so much harder moving forward.

Those are some
quality boots there, brother.

Yeah, these are pretty sweet.

[Marc]
Give me your best runway.

[upbeat music playing]

All right,
let's see the strut.

-[Marc] Yeah.
-[Colin chuckles]

You look better
because you got jeans on
and I got khakis.

-I didn't really
plan this through.
-[Marc] You look like

you're about
to go play polo. [laughs]

Dude, Baylen's
reaction to this

is gonna be crazy.

I cannot wait
for her to see this.

-She's gonna lose her mind.
-Oh, it's gonna be nuts.

[both laugh]

Oh, my God.

[Baylen gibbering]

[Baylen] So the delivery guys
are downstairs.

Turns out I'm supposed
to reserve the loading dock,

but I didn't.

So then I go to talk
to people at the desk

and they're like,
"Well, yes, you need
the loading dock reserved."

And I'm like,

"I know, but I mean,
they're outside right now."

And I'm like, "Oh, my gosh!"

Do you see this? You see
what I'm going through
right now? You know.

I'm losing my mind.

I've never

had to deal with
anything like this by myself.

The only text

that I get
from Colin is that...

he wished that
he was here to help,

but...

he can't...

make it back in time.

That's f*cking epic.

I know

I need to be able
to handle myself better
in situations like this.

However, my birthday party,

where our families are

supposed to meet

is literally just
two hours away.

I am not ready.

I am boiling.

So I...

I'm, I...

[sighs] I just...

-Are you really mad?
-Colin, I'm really upset.

[Sammi]
The smallest things can be

very overwhelming for Baylen.
And if they can't coordinate

a couch delivery...


[soft music playing]

[Bechnir whooping]

[Bechnir] Ain't no way.
Somebody's riding the bull.

Today is Baylen's

and we want to bring her
a little country-western fun.

[Julie] We're gonna meet
Colin's parents

for the first time,
and I think we're both

-mutually excited.
-Yes.

[Sammi]
Are you gonna do the bull?

-Yes.
-No.

-[Sammi] Yes...
-I'm not getting up.

Dad, yes, you are.

[soft music playing]

[all laughing]

-I guess.
-[Bechnir laughs]

There she is.

[all] Hey!

[Vick] Oh, my ears hurt.

[Bechnir] Happy birthday.

-[Allen]
Happy birthday, sweetheart.
-[Vick] Where'd he go?

-Happy birthday, Baylen.
-We love you.

Suck a p*nis.

-[Julie] Hi, Bay Bay.
-[Allen] Come on.

[Baylen] I'm sweating.

-You're sweating? I'm sorry.
-[Baylen] No, it's fine.

[Julie speaking]

[Baylen] I don't know.

I took a ride share here.

[Julie] I'm not sure
what's going on,

but Colin's not here,

and I know my kid,

and I can see it in her eyes
that something's not right.

Something's going on.

[Baylen] I'm really...
Have good vag*na.

-Have good vag*na.
-I love you.

Sammi, I love you,
but this is like too much.

-I'm like...
-[Sammi] I love you.

How are you feeling?

I haven't
eaten anything today.

We had a couch
scheduled to come

that didn't come at the time,
and then when it came,

I didn't even think I was
gonna be able to come here.

-Sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
-It's okay. It's okay.

-How bad was... I'm so sorry.
-[Sammi] Dude, you're okay.

[Julie] Baylen!

[Sammi] I'm confused,

but I guess there was
a problem with a couch

being delivered. I don't know.

But I know that

the smallest things
can be very overwhelming

for Baylen, and if they
can't coordinate

a couch delivery,

it might not be a good sign.

Has Colin texted you
or anything?

Like, is he even
in the distance or what?

[Baylen] I don't even know
where Colin is.

You haven't seen Colin?

-[Baylen] All day.
-Not gonna get
kicked out of here.

[Julie] Hopefully he's coming.

["Take Me Away" playing]

♪♪ I'm out walking
Minding my business ♪♪

♪♪ When a guy struts by ♪♪

♪♪ What, who the hell
is this? ♪♪

♪♪ Some tall cool breeze
Greek isle Adonis ♪♪

♪♪ And I turn my feet
I gotta get on this ♪♪

♪♪ Stop right there
'Cause I'm hitching a ride ♪♪

♪♪ I got the fill
Of this town... ♪♪

[Allen] Oh, Baylen.
Oh, my God.

[Sammi] Oh, my God! [laughs]

-[Allen] Oh, my God.
-What?

And your boyfriend's here.

[laughs]

[all laughing]

Happy birthday.

-Thanks.
-[all laughing]

[Baylen] I don't have...
I'm not saying anything.

-[man] I'm gonna go over here.
-I could. But I'm not...
I don't...

I'm sorry, but this is
not what... I mean...

[Allen] You gotta be
sh1tting kidding me.

[Julie and Sammi laugh]

[Baylen] You know what?
You know what?

This is really great
that this is what
you guys were doing...

Like, that's what
you were f*cking doing?

-Are you really mad?
-Colin, I'm really upset.

I'm really upset.

I was going back and forth.

Up and down. And...

you were making an outfit.

I thought the most
stressful thing today

would be
both of our parents meeting.

Not Colin disappearing

to get booty shorts.

I wanted it
to be a funny thing.

Like, I did it
thinking of you.

I had planned

something cute and funny,

um, to try and make
Baylen laugh on her birthday.

And

it makes me feel
like a bad person.

Like, I ruined her birthday.

It just sucked.
The whole day sucked.

It's my f*cking birthday.

All I wanted was help
with the f*cking couch.

All right.

I'm gonna go get some air.

Then let's go.
Get up and let's go.

We're literally
on the corner at a restaurant
right now fighting.

[screams]

[continues screaming]

[Julie] This screaming tic

has kind of
come out of nowhere.

Maybe you would consider

a conversation
with a neurologist

in regards to

deep brain stimulation.

[Baylen] Huh?

[Colin] I just wanted to

actually come and talk
to you and Julie real quick.

Okay.

[Colin] I am very nervous.

I don't know
what the outcome is gonna be.