01x00 - Pilot

[bunniefuu]

I got fired today.

I'd J-Walk but I can't affored getting a ticket...

[Children laugh]

[slow mo]Noooooooooo

NOM!

[annoyed throat clearing]
Change, yah stupid light.

Ahhhhhhh!

Gasp!

A CAT!?

Maybe a dog?

Huh....

GAH!

GUuhhhhaallllll.....

GUhuuhuhuhuhuhh....

I am such a loser...

OOF!

My Gu-Uh-tS, My guts...

[Knocking at door]

Coming!

Hey.

Hey Deckard,

I heard you lost your job?

OH, uh...

Yeah.

To bad I can't make a carrear out of...

Getting Fired, Right?

I'd be like,

The CEO or uh, Manager...

Witch ones more impressive?

Pres-Ah-Dent?

Pres-Ah-Dent?
Are you gunn be,

Are you gunn be ohk...GASP!

OH MY GOD!!!!

Oh.... Oh my god....

Ahhhhhh, Wait... Ah Ooh AH.

I uh, I have stuff for your stuff!

EHhhhhhhhhhh....

I GOT YOU SOME ICE FOR YOUR CROTCH!!

I'm shoving the crotch Ice under the door!

oh... Your awake.

Wana, split a carseerole.

[funny voice] AH hello,

well, well....

[puppy cats all tlaking at once.]

Wha?

Ah wait,

Where are you guys going?

Why does this make me feel so sad?..

AH BAD DREAM!

AH YOU WERE THEIR!

AHH LASANGAS GONE!

Hrmmm?

AHH! I'M LATE!

BAWK!

BAWK!

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkk

Oh no, no no no

Ok you have no documentable skills...

You didn't manage to finish schooling past...

High school...

Work history spoty, at best....

this is a temp agency, not a charity, we....

[Phone rings}

Hello?

Uh huh,

No,

I didn't know that he had a penut allergy.

K, well, You know, if it's just a little bit of swelling,

Then just get him away from the penuts and and....

it will be over in a half hour, other wise call an ambulance.

Thank you, YEahup, Bye.

You took to long...

Now your Candies gone...

That's wha Happened.

BAGOW!

Uh no....

Thank you.

Hey dude,

I got you PREEEESSEENTTTSSS,

Pet store I use to work at is going out of buisness.

AH, HA HA!

LUCKY US!

So lemme see...

I got you a bone

Annnd wrapped a toy mouse around it,

A blanket

Egg plant pillow

Dog food,

Cat, Food?

SHampoo

A leash,

And, RAIN BOOOOTS!

He he he,

Yeah, yeah...

[Stomach growl]

Crap I ran out of food money!

Yip!

Relax, Man I'm not gunna eat YOUR food.

[wekly] AHhhhhh,

Ahhhhhhhhhh,

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

AhaHAhahahahah!

Stop!

Not hitting!

Their better not be anything scary cryptic writte in here,

I will scream, SO, Loud.

And then Totally, loes my maarbels...

He he, he.

Pretty stationary though.

Dear, Puppy cat,

Is that you?

Pleas report to fishbowl space for temp work,

Sign below.

Oh let me get you a pen...

Ahhhhhh?

Hello?

Helloo??

Anybody here?

I've been left behind....

I'm all.... alone...

Am I not GOOD ENOUGH!

[Fart noise]

[]laughter]

AHHHHH!

[Audince EWW!]

WHhhhhhattttt thaaaaaaaaa???

incoming.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Welcome puppy cat,

You look different,

And, Hello unrecognized intrueer,

unfortunatly, due to increased security mesures,

You must now be incinerated.

Ah!

Woah...

HEY, You talk!

Kinnnnd offfff,

OH,

like a trainee shadow?

Welcome.

initiating uniform assingmnet.

uhhhhhhh...

no.....

no, NO, NO, NO NOOOO!!!!

I don;t like this outfit!

Pleas proceed to fish bowl space....

Ahhhhhhhhhhh......

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

[vomit noises]

let me know when your done.

uhhhhhhhhh, what are we doing?

Sniff!

Hiii Wallace....

[kiss sonud]

Waht's wrong?

I miss my mama.

She's been gone Forever!

Awhhhhhhhhh.

Do you want something to drink?

Nuh, no thank you.

You wana snack?

No.

You wanaaaa nap?

Nooooooo...

He's so sad...

Can I, Have a story?

And then what?

That's your ending?

That's awful,

Andd very

Innnnterrresttting.

Wahhhhhhh!

I knew it was you,

Pretending it's just a fairy tale.

lying to children, making him look up to a hero.

Uhhhhhhhh?

Who, In reality,

Is just an Awful, monster.

AWhhhhhhh Sick!

GRAHHHHH!

PUPPY CAT!

Let him go!

Imma k*ll you!

AH La lalalalaalalalalalalal!

Nom! CRUNCH!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Mimicking puppy cats tone]
Don't tell me what to doouuhhhhh, Owh wohw owh....

Okkkkk?

Why?? Whats that gunna do?

Whatever.

Bwhahahaha!

Woah!

Geez!

Hey...

Is that story you told that fish true?

Awhhh did you forget how to talk again?

mouth opening noise.

WAhhhhhhhh! OOF!

Ohhhh My god,

I'm so glad their wasn't anythnig sharp on my couch!

Woooh, huh?

Wow,

Hey!

CA-ASH!

Woah, Thank you!

and thanks, for not letting temp bot burn me up.

I think, I'm gunna use my money to get Deckard a casserole,

since he bought me a casserole.

what you using your money for?

Ohhhh, ignoring me again?

fine...

I liked you fairy tale puppy cat.

If you want...

I can help you figure out a nice ending.