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01x05 - Birthday

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bee and PuppyCat". Aired: July 11, 2013 – November 28, 2016.*
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Bee is a cheerful, eccentric slacker who is habitually fired from menial, low-paying jobs.

01x05 - Birthday

Post by bunniefuu »

Don't be sad, I'm still your dad
I'd be there if I could


I sure hope that you're not broke
And everything's been running good


I'll always be in your memory
But today I just want to say


Way to go and keep it on going

Have a happy birthday

Oh hey!

It's my birthday!

I'm trying to get my birthday candy
[grunts]

out of my dad box!

Well, it's a box my dad made me.

See, check this out.

I love you Bee.

[repeating] I love you Bee.

PuppyCat is cute!

[repeating] PuppyCat is cute!

[gibberish noises]

[repeats gibberish noises]

[laughs]

Gross.

Yeah!

So I wouldn't be lonely on my birthday.

Every year on my birthday
dad box gives me candy.

Ah finally!

I find something the couch to eat...
Then I nap

until I get a headache!

Yeaaah

Well...

Me and dad had kind of a thing we did .

It involves leaving the apartment though,

[screeching]

Yeah? Let me get my raincoat!

Here you go, rain boots!

[poots]

This is where we used to go every year for my birthday.

It looks different!

[screams]
Ugh!

Lets go inside!

[crashing]

After you milady.

Why are you walking like that?

[bells jingling]

Oh, my dad made some of these games!

Oh...

[clicking]

Hmm...

[metal crunching]
[powering down noise]

Aww, sorry.

[kisses]

[powering up noise]

Hello! Welcome to Glitch Gorge!

Let's play some games!

[buttons clicking]

[smack!]

Which hamster can kiss the best?

Move it! Shake it! Hamster.

I'm gonna kiss that hamster so hard
you're not gonna know what-

[smack!]

I'm gonna babysit these kids so good
you're not gonna know what-

[smack!]

I'm gonna fill up so many workspace water coolers
you're not gonna know wh-

[screeching]

[jingling]

Oh!
This is the best game!

My dad came up with it
when I got sick.

It used to be in our apartment.

I played it non-stop!
[laughs]

But he moved it out when I stopped
going outside.

Let's play!

Here!

[coins rattling]

[squishing]
Uh...

Oh! Maybe the rest of these are candy?

Ohhh yeah.

Oh they're candy.
Mmm!

[tearing]
Oh well, let's go home.

Well, yeah.

Whaat?

I don't wanna work on my birthday.

Can you say that more birthday-y?

Wow!

I didn't think you'd do that!

This one!

Insert coin, adventure awaits!

Help me fill my dark heart with stars!

Yeeahh...

Yeah!
It's gonna be awesome!

Insert coin!

And now, a special look at
Bee and PuppyCat: Lazy in Space

Coming in 2019.

[Music]