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01x08 - Dogs

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bee and PuppyCat". Aired: July 11, 2013 – November 28, 2016.*
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Bee is a cheerful, eccentric slacker who is habitually fired from menial, low-paying jobs.

01x08 - Dogs

Post by bunniefuu »

[sliding]

[squeaking]

[bonk]

You're so clumsy, Sticky!

[grunting]

[sneezing]
Achoo!

Come on, Sticky!

[pillows crashing]

[tv clicks on]
This seems to be a popular show.

Today we're making origami.

First, line up your paper

and fold it in half.

Now carefully make sure the edges line up.

Now, we'll make the final fold.

And it's mashed potato origami...?

[door creaking]

[heart monitor beeping]

[curtains sliding]

[music]

[music]
♪ She was away from home and lost in the night. ♪

♪ Her place was far too far away to find. ♪

♪ He was alone and happy to see someone new. ♪

♪ He said it's nice to spend the night with you. ♪

♪ Nobody told me ♪

♪ it would be lonely. ♪

♪ Maybe we're going ♪

♪ Where we're supposed to be. ♪

♪ He said come with me, I'll take you back. ♪

♪ Even though it will surely make me sad. ♪

♪ She said "Maybe we'll be together soon." ♪

♪ "Remember me and take all this with you." ♪

♪ Nobody told me ♪

♪ It would be lonely. ♪

♪ Where are we going? ♪

♪ Feel's like I'm faulty ♪

♪ He wasn't scared, he was terrified. ♪

♪ He was alone, ♪

♪ he was sure ♪

♪ he was gonna die alone. ♪

♪ He felt a tear ♪

♪ and he multiplied. ♪

♪ He let go ♪

♪ and it felt ♪

♪ kinda like he was going home. ♪

[knocking]

We are here to pay rent!

[door opening]

An envelope and everything!

And it's not in coins!

[bubble inflating]

[sneezing]
Achoo!

[sneezing]

Cardamon, are you sick?

[sniffling]

[bubble popping]
Deckard could make you a soup!

Yeah, or... tea?

Iced tea.

No thank you.

Or I could get you a blanket!

No thanks!

Or some echinash... eshinash...?

Echinacea!

Some vitamin C?

Or milk?

A neti pot!

How about a scarf?
A mitten?

Two mittens?

Can I borrow your pet?

I don't have a-

PuppyCat?

Ummm sure!

Uhhh, let me just-

I'll be right back!

Uhh, here's my rent!

I don't know who you are.

Come on! PuppyCat!

Just hang out with him for a while!
It's all he wants!

But...

Just look at him!

He's sick.

Um... I'm in room... 101?

Usually o-one of my brothers
gives you the money?

His mom's not around.
[sneezing]

[smacks]

So cold, PuppyCat.

So cold!

Like a monster

in winter!

[Pretty Patrick theme song plays]
It's time for Pretty Patrick
Lunchtime Hour!

[on tv in the background]
Hey it's you!

[on tv in the background]
It's always so nice running into you.

[bonking]

[on tv in the background]
Me? I've got some fried rice today.

[on tv in the background]
Using up some of the leftovers.

[singsong-y]
See you later.

[slam!]

[on tv]
Oh hey, I've got an extra napkin. Do you want it?

[squeaks]

Stay here.

Kiss eachother.

[in background]
Go on a date!

Good thing I had that napkin!

You've got something on your face!

[music]

It's your wedding day.

Now you're getting married.

And now a special look at
Bee and PuppyCat: Lazy in Space

coming in 2019.