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01x09 - Wedding

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bee and PuppyCat". Aired: July 11, 2013 – November 28, 2016.*
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Bee is a cheerful, eccentric slacker who is habitually fired from menial, low-paying jobs.

01x09 - Wedding

Post by bunniefuu »

[music]

So I guess he's gonna borrow PuppyCat
for a while. You wanna go to your place?

Maybe we can try to make soup?

Uh, nah.
My sister has a friend over.

Awww.

Up!

Man you're strong!

Oh whoops.

but I don't have a kitchen...

[scoffs]
Yeah, how does that work?

'S why my rent's so cheap.

Can I show you something?

Like what?

It's around back.
I... think you're gonna like it.

[laughing]

I'd say let's make soup at my place

It's almost food.

How'd ya miss a giant dump-

...sssssssssssssster?

[music]

[slide whistle noise]

[coughs]

Come down.

[softly plunks]

[tail twanging]

[slide whistle noise]

[click]

[bonks]

[music]

[squish]

[quick sliding noise]

[bonk]

[footsteps]

[heart monitor beeping]

She's been asleep for a long time.

I read in a book that only a prince
can wake up a sleeping princess...

I thought if I helped you
fall in love with Sticky,

then I would be acting like a prince.

Then maybe my mom would wake up.

Have... you ever been in love, PuppyCat?

[music]

I planted all kinds of things I could
use for, uh, cooking.

Uh...

There's a bunch of... recipes that I...

wanna try with like home grown...
herbs and vegetables? So...

Uhh... I just, like, found some packets
lying around? A-and I planted them.

So they're edible?

Yeah!

[stuttering]
Uh, and I sorta like kind of tried...

cross pollinating them I think?
With uh...

[chomping]

[sniffling]
Hey...

[nervous giggling]

They taste bad?

Wait...
You can tell me if they're bad!

What?
What's wrong?

Hey?
Hey!

Nothing's wrong...
[crunching]

[sobbing]
They're really good.

You missed the dumpster...

Why are you trying to throw this out?

Ugh, Cas filled it out for me.
I don't even wanna go.

I like my job.

I like living here!

Do you want me to leave?

PuppyCat!

Up we go!
Got it?

[straining]
Oh geez! Now you're crushing me!

[straining]
It's like your bones are made of metal!

[sighs]
So you got stuck in a window, huh?

I did that once.
It happens, trust me.

Gimme your paws!

[grunting]

[sniffling]

Woah!
Aaaaah!

[bonk]

Aww, I was wearing chapstick.

Hey! We can just transport
out of here with this temp job!

Deckard?
[wind blowing]

Huh?
[gasps]

HEY!

I'm sorry I'm sorry!

[jingling]

[screaming]
What? Deckard!?

Bee? Bee!
Deckard!

Deckard, wait!

Everything is going to be okay!

[shouting]
What's happening?

We're floating down!

[tv glitching]
What's that!?

A big TV!

[static-y]
Hi, Bee. Where's PuppyCat?

W-what does this have to do with-

I'm sorry!

I thought PuppyCat and
I would be transported, not you!

Like... soul binding or something.

I...
[scoffs]

I can't process this!

My brain isn't letting me, I...

Even if you were right,
you disappeared off my shoulders

I woulda lost my mind!

I'm sorry...

I didn't think that far ahead...

It's okay.

[glitching]
I'm feeling good today.

So I'm gonna burn you up.

[fire crackling]

[shouts]

Stop it, TempBot!

Ahh...

Okay.
Whatever.

Who's ready for a baking assignment?

She was gonna k*ll us!

Just you.

Well...

I haven't baked in a while.

I can always smell the food
cooking in your house!

What?
[scoffs]

Uh, cooking is different from baking.

Waaaah

[jingling]

Aww, matching aprons!

Just like when we worked together!

Before you got fired!

Heh...
Fired...

That's a weird word.

Wha-?
[laughing]

No it's not!

[music]

You're still in here?

You didn't have to use the
bathroom at all, did you?

[childlike giggling]

And now a special look at
Bee and PuppyCat: Lazy in Space

coming in 2019.

[music]