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01x10 - Did You Remember

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bee & Puppycat: Lazy in Space". Aired: September 6, 2022.*
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The second season of beloved web series Bee and PuppyCat after a nearly five year break.

01x10 - Did You Remember

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[rhythmic thudding]

[drumbeat playing]

-[birds chirping]
-[flute music playing]

[thuds]

[Bee] You know what I want
for my birthday?

[PuppyCat in gibberish] Calm down.
Your birthday isn't for three months.

[bones crackling]

[neck cracks]

-[in English] What was that?
-[neck cracks]

[in gibberish] Nothing.

[Bee in English] I hope that
on my birthday, someone gets me

a lot of cakes.

But what I really want is for someone
to hide cakes everywhere I might go,

so I can find them as I walk around.

[footsteps receding]

[bones crackling]

-What was that?!
-[crackling]

[in gibberish] NOTHING!

[footsteps approaching]

[in English] I hope someone
didn't forget about the one thing

that I wanted this year
that I read about in Cake Life magazine.

[squeaks, snaps]

[squeaking, crackling]

[cracks]

[Bee] Hmm. Hmm.

[birds chirping]

[gasps]

Did you remember?
[gasps] Did you remember?

[crackling]

-Did you?!
-[crackling continues]

[whimsical flute music playing]

[in gibberish] Nice.

[in English] Did you remember?

[music stops abruptly]

-[whirring]
-[whimsical music continues]

Oh my gosh!

[grunting]

[muttering]

[in gibberish] Hey, don't forget this.

-[grunts]
-[machine powers down]

[chewing]

[in English] You remembered.

[gobbling]

-[squishing]
-Huh?

Oh my gosh!

[squishes]

PuppyCat, how many cakes did you hide?

[bicycle bell ringing]

Oh.

[chomping]

[mumbling, chewing]

[gasps]

[snail coughs]

[droning]

I'm not taking that one.

[growling, barking]

Hmm.

[stretching]

No, you didn't!

You didn't!

Did you?!

What?!

[grunts]

[groans uncertainly]

Oh, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck.

-[yapping]
-[Bee] I'm unstuck.

My birthday cake
was around your gear shifter!

[growls, barks]

[chomps, growls]

Sticky!

[gentle music playing]

There you are.

Let's go for a walk.

[mystical tones chiming]

[Bee] Whoa, there's a lot of those now.

[PuppyCat in gibberish] It put lips
on the plants again.

[in English] Wow, Cardamon.
What are you gonna do about these tears?

I… don't know.

[sniffles] I… I'm a kid.

Why don't any adults think this is weird?

This isn't normal.

Why… why aren't any adults
helping… [inhales] …me?!

-Oh. Oh, Cardamon. Oh no. Oh. Oh no.
-[sobbing]

[screams]

[tears dripping]

[sniffling]

Oh, what should we do?

[hyperventilating] Why…
are… you… asking me?

I… don't… know… anything!

-[Sticky slurping]
-Okay. It's okay. Uh…

Come with us, Cardamon.
Let's go to the arcade.

Sticky… [sniffles] …can't reach…
the… the… the controls at the arcade.

It's okay. I'll lift her up.

You can play that weird
Rich Cats cabinet together.

I'll lift you both up. Come on.

[gasps]

[in gibberish] I put the cake
under the sad boy.

[in English] Amazing, but not funny.

[planks clattering]

[thuds, belches]

[thuds]

-[kisses]
-[electricity powers on]

[lighthearted music playing]

[whispering] Wow!

Cardamon, could you take a quarter
from my purse and put it into the machine?

-[chiptune music playing]
-[game beeps]

[Bee] Wow.

You're really good at this game, Cardamon.

It's because I'm good
at collecting money as a landlord.

[joystick warbling]

[in gibberish] Hmmm…

If Bee plays Skee-Ball here,

she's going to throw the ball too hard,

and it'll bounce off this slope

and land on this stuffed animal.

[chomps, grunts]

[coughs, chomps]

[clearing throat]

[Cardamon in English] I'm going
to hit it, Sticky.

[beeping]

[chimes]

Good one, Sticky.

-[soft music playing]
-I found another one.

[yawning]

Probably time to get going.

No, I want to keep playing.

Look. Sticky's sleepy.
Sticky wants to go to bed.

-Don't you wanna go to bed?
-No!

Oh, you don't care.
You're already half asleep.

[whimsical music playing]

[mumbling] Oh my gosh.

[chomps, chewing]

[crickets chirping]

[chomps]

So many tears.

[in gibberish] More than before we left.

[gentle music playing]

What are you going to do with them?

[in English] I don't know.
Maybe I can keep them in my apartment?

[in gibberish] Then what? What happens
when your apartment gets filled up?

[in English] I'll, uh… ask Cas
if she can keep them in Deckard's room.

[in gibberish] That's not gonna
be enough s p a c e.

[in English] Oh, space.

[chuckles] Yeah, good idea.

-[jingles]
-[beam chimes]

Aw!

-[jingles]
-[chimes]

Cake in the bell. Pret-tay good.

Now what?

Hi, TempBot. How are you?
You look pretty today.

No, I don't. What's in the bag?

Decorations. Well, tears.
To make you even prettier.

From my landlord's mom.

[TempBot] I don't know who that is.

Can we leave them here? They are pretty.

No.

But it's… stuff.

Free stuff. And it's my birthday.

Stuff is stressful.

Less is best.

Put those weird blobs away
and get to work.

You have a dishwashing job on Bowl Planet.

Aah!

Ew.

[in gibberish] EWWW!!!

[in English] Aah!

[jaunty music playing]

[TempBot coughs]

She didn't even wish me a happy birthday.

[chewing, mumbling]

Man!

[chuckles testily]

I don't wanna wash stuff!

[yelps]

[camera clicking]

That was super cute.
Oh, Deckard's gonna love it.

And send.

[kisses]

[phone vibrating]

[vibrating continues]

I don't wanna do this.
We don't really need the money, do we?

[in gibberish accent] We need the money.
We'll always need the money.

Fine. [groans]

Oh no. Look. My fingers don't really fit.

[in gibberish] Looks fine.

Oh yeah. Oh no. Me too.

[in English] Meh. We should stop stalling.

[stretches, snaps]

[groans]

[whirring]

Is that our boss?

-[robot] Hey.
-[Bee] Hi.

[PuppyCat in gibberish] Hi.

[in English] Pull up a scrubber.

Where are you folks from? You like dishes?

What are your names?
My name’s Sugar-Cube Face.

Look at this. Now look at this.

Um, does it look funny?

Well, I'm… Oh. Bee.

[Sugar-Cube Face] Oh, look at this too.
[chuckles] Smell it. Ew!

Uh… Ah, phew!

Aah! Sorry, we are having
some trouble keeping up.

[Sugar-Cube Face] That's okay.
I got it. We have good sponges here.

Um, which ones should they use?

[Bee] Are those your
special-occasion sponges, or…

[Sugar-Cube Face] Okay.

[burbling]

[Bee] Aw! How useful.

[in gibberish] What do
the rest of them do?

[whimsical music playing]

[Sugar-Cube Face chuckles, in English]
This one is useless.

[booms]

You two are a lot of fun.

You guys are free to leave
at any time now that the job's done.

[PuppyCat in gibberish] There’s still
a lot of dishes.

[Sugar-Cube Face in English]
Oh, the job isn’t dish cleaning.

I just hire people
to help me pass the time.

I wash these 'cause
it’s just something to do.

Otherwise, it’s pretty boring here.
I hire temps just for company.

[in gibberish] Your birthday
is gonna be over soon!

[in English] Eh, I think it's okay.
This is kinda nice.

Let's just hang out a bit.

Oh, there was somethin'
I wanted to ask you about.

-[Sugar-Cube Face] Yeah?
-[Bee] Here.

[Sugar-Cube Face] Ooh!

We have to get rid of all these.
They do weird stuff to my plants.

Do you think the sponges
would soak them up?

[whooshes, booms]

[Sugar-Cube Face] Hmm.
I have a better idea.

[chiming]

Uh… Huh?

-[booms]
-[mystical tones chiming]

[chimes]

[Sugar-Cube Face] Oh yeah! Stuff!

All right! How much?

What?

[Sugar-Cube Face] For the tears. How much?

Oh. Well, we…

[in gibberish] I'll handle this.

What is not feeling alone
in the vastness of space worth to you?

[Sugar-Cube Face in English] A lot,
probably.

[gentle music playing]

[in gibberish] All set.

[in English] Wow.
You're a little grifter, PuppyCat.

[in gibberish] Thank you.

[in English] Bye! Thanks!

See ya. Text me.

Jeez, PuppyCat.

How much did you charge for those tears?

[in gibberish] It’s still your birthday!

[in English] Yeah,
but I gotta go check on Cardamon.

[thunder rumbles]

[in gibberish] Wait,
look out the window first!

[in English] I really want
to check on Cardamon.

I'll be right back.

[in gibberish] Wait,
uh-UHH… your box thing??

[thunder rumbling]

[fizzles]

Why did I put this outside?

[soft music playing]

-[machinery beeping]
-[thunder rumbles]

[Bee in English] Huh?

[door closes]

[thunder rumbles]

[whimsical music plays]

[thunder rumbles]

[muffled] No way!

[thunder rumbles]

[mystical tones chiming]

[slow mysterious music playing]

[Bee] PuppyCat!

Oh man!

Is this a puddle of cake?

[chiming]

[tranquil music playing]

[gobbling noisily]

This is such a good birthday! It's--

[coughing]

It's perfect! PuppyCat, thank you!

[munching]

[energy pulsing]

[beeps]

[pulsing stops]

[whimsical theme music playing]