01x13 - Golden Eyes

[bunniefuu]

[atmospheric music playing]

-[water sloshing]
-[reeling]

Are you…?

Hmm.

"Golden eyes."

sh**t. No offense.

Ηuh?

We'll see if we can't help you anyway.

[rattling]

[clinks]

-[water sloshing]
-[reeling]

[kisses]

[ticking]

[footsteps receding]

-[door opens]
-[muffled typing]

[typing continues]

[footsteps approaching]

-[intense music plays]
-[screaming]

Thank you! You scared me!

[cracking]

[grunting, yelling]

-[Cas grunts]
-[thudding]

[Toast grunts, growls]

-[grunts]
-[crashes]

[groans] Wretched wall!

[thuds]

Get up. It's party o'clock.

-Ugh.
-Come on.

[Cas] Why would you plan
a surprise birthday party in the morning?

No one wants to eat cake in the morning.

[Bee] Cake in the morning?
You guys eat a lot of cake. Can we come?

What gift are you giving him?

I'll figure it out
on the ride to the party.

-[footsteps approach]
-[both grunt]

Hey!

[grunting, grumbling]

-[rustling]
-[atmospheric music plays]

[twinkling]

-[muttering] Get… get…
-Take that!

[grunting, growling]

[birds twittering in distance]

[calm music playing]

[softly] Oh no. I got old.

Maybe no one will notice.

[sighs]

[purring]

[yelling] This better not be
what I think it is!

-[clinks]
-[cat meows]

[party horn blows]

[party horn blowing]

Oh.

Cake in the morning. My favorite.

[bonks]

He learned that from me.

-What are we making?
-[rattles]

Not sure yet.

[clattering]

-Where did you get this?
-[clinks]

Oh, I found it in the bathroom.

-[thuds]
-Ugh.

Here, let me try.

-[object whooshes, clangs]
-[energy pulsing]

[shatters]

Um…

-Perfect. Thanks.
-What are you gonna do with the rest?

I don't know. It's junk. Take it.

Is he ever coming out?

[whispering] He's been in there a while.

He knows. He must have heard us.

Why don't we bring the surprise to him?

What if he's…

[in gibberish] Pooing?!

[in English] …busy?

Mmm, nah. It's quiet in there.

Too quiet.

[in gibberish] We should invade
his privacy.

[all in English] Surprise! Happy birthday!

[thunks]

What if I was actually doing
bathroom stuff, huh?

-Instead of trying to avoid--
-[dully] Speech.

[all] Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech! Speech!

[Howell] Ugh.

As the spring slash summer
of my life comes to an end,

I am touched by the effort
you all put into embarrassing me.

-[Bee] Yeah!
-[Cas] I don't wanna eat in the bathroom.

[Bee] Yeah, I don't wanna
eat in the bathroom.

[cheerful music playing]

[chewing]

[squeezing, pops]

-[dishes clattering]
-Presents. Now.

Aw.

My favorite locally-made shampoo
and conditioner.

[thuds]

Damn it!

[Howell] Ah!

I cannot accept this.

Please don't make me go shopping.

Ha ha. Fish are dumb.

And I'm so smart.

Oh.

This is… You made this?

I did. For you.

Thank you. It's… nice.

I am going to put it down right here,
though I appreciate the gesture.

[clatters]

[Howell] What did you get me?

You always give the best gifts.

I guess it's, um, thoughtful.
Technically. I like prunes.

Whoa! A gift certificate
to the Good Spa and Resort!

That's the good one. Off the island.

Wow. I don't know what to say. That's, um…

There's no one
to run the café while I'm gone.

That's part two of the gift.
I'm gonna run the café while you are gone.

You will?

[sobs]

You're actually going
to do "work" work for once in your life,

you lazy, selfish monster?

[whispering] Oh, thank you. Thank you.

[birds chirping]

[cheerful music playing]

[inaudible dialogue]

[smacks]

[atmospheric music playing]

[clinking]

[twinkling]

[chuckles] I am so happy
that I will be at the spa

while you are all cleaning up this mess!

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Here we go!

When I come back,
I'm gonna look 29 and a half again!

-Goodbye!
-Bye-bye!

[Wesley] Tail's all better.

Back to the sea.

[spacey music playing]

[fishing line casting]

[bursts]

[reeling]

[dripping]

[sighs]

[tinkering]

[twinkling]

[mystical tones chiming]

[low rumbling]

[softly] Wow.

-[yelling] No!
-[crashing]

[atmospheric music playing]

[energy pulsing]

[pulsing stops]

[exhales]

Um…

Hello.

Did you pull me out of the water?

[no dialogue]

[no dialogue]

Oh, good. Making friends already.

I should probably call the cops.

[knocking loudly]

I made you breakfast.

Time to get up.

[in gibberish] I have to make.

Sure is nice to have a bathroom right here
instead of having to make in the bushes.

[mystical tones chiming]

There’s a fish woman in the bathroom
and she got barf on me!

[in English] There's a fish woman
in the bathroom.

I knew it. I knew she was a fish.

-And she's barfing everywhere.
-[paper rustles]

This fish barfs when it's threatened
as a way to gross out their predator.

See? It's in my pamphlet.

You carry this pamphlet in your pocket?

Ugh! You get so weird
when we party too much.

Let’s go, PuppyCat.

[footsteps receding]

You know, if I had a friend
from out of town,

I would take 'em around to see stuff,
not make 'em sit in a bathroom.

But…

I am also very irresponsible.

[in gibberish] No time. Must make!

[sucking]

[in English] Let's do something else.

Just go in the bushes. No one cares.

[in gibberish] I want things to be nice.

I partied hard last night, and I deserve
to pee sitting on a toilet like a man.

[Bee in English] I know where
there's a toilet. It's huge. It's amazing.

It's the biggest toilet I've ever seen.

We may need to clean it a little.
How bad do you have to go?

[in gibberish] Big bad!

[in English] All right.

-[jingles]
-[mystical tones chiming]

Good morning. You look terrible.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

-[Bee] PuppyCat needs to use the bathroom.
-No kidding.

Can you get us a job on the Toilet Planet?

I'm not a dookie shoveler. I'm a temp--

[Bee enunciating] Toilet Planet!
Toilet Planet!

I said--

[PuppyCat in gibberish]
IT'S EITHER THERE OR HERE!

[in English] Okay. Fine.

[operatically] Aah!

Ew!

-[groans]
-[operatically] Aah!

[belch echoes]

[calm music playing]

[in gibberish] Wait.
How did you know about this planet?

[in English] Um…

[sobbing]

[sniffling]

Huh?

I see you. This is your mess.
Come over here and clean it up!

Oh. Uh, yeah, I don't know.

[birds chirping]

[lips smacking]

You got the scrubbing license?

-[Bee] No, but--
-What? No license?

[in gibberish] How did you
even know about this place?

[in English] You can't clean a toilet
without a Class-B scrubbing license.

[Bee] But--

Everybody knows this.

Unless you're exempt
from the Class-B provision.

[Bee] How do we know if we're exempt?

Well, individuals who are exempt

from a Class-B scrubbing license
provisions are--

-[groaning]
-[music intensifies]

[burbling]

Where is he going?!

-[birds chirping]
-[waves lapping]

[gulping]

The… the hook is just gonna hurt 'em more.

The hook. On the lure. To attract fish?

Ugh. Never mind.

I used to have a really great lure.
Gift from a friend.

A little “kissing lure.”
It could catch fish without hurtin' 'em.

It’s gone now.

What? You wanna get going?

[lighthearted music playing]

[Boss] Come back!

You're violating several porcelain accords

of space year 2212.5.

[Bee] Don't look at him! He needs privacy.

Don't look!

-Don't you dare! I'm going to report this!
-No!

-This is a very serious infraction.
-Don't look at my friend when they make!

[quavering]

[mystical tones chiming]

[popping, echoing]

[mystical tones chiming]

[music stops]

My planet! It's never been this clean!

Oh, thank you! Thank you!

Thank you!

Of course, I'm going to have to report you
to the agency for pooping on my planet.

[gentle music playing]

That's where I lost my lure.

We'll have to hurry.
This is only here at low tide.

[Bee yelling]

-[grunts]
-[shattering]

-[squeaks]
-[rustling]

Ow!

[murmuring] Oh, I broke something.

Oh!

I crushed it with my… the butt.

[in gibberish] What are you doing?

[in English] I'm making the umbrella
pretty with these wish crystals.

[in gibberish] Wish crystals?

[Bee in English] They're from this guy
from some planet.

If you eat 'em, you get a wish.

I don't know how Cas got this.

[in gibberish] What a waste.

[Bee in English] Hmm?

[in gibberish] Why would you pluck
hair out of your head

if you’re not going to floss with it?

[in English] What? That is so gross.

[in gibberish] No, it's not.

[in English] What do you do with it
after you pluck it and floss with it?

[in gibberish] You throw it away.

[in English] Where?

[in gibberish] Away, just away.
In the garbage in the bathroom.

[Bee in English] If you’re in
the bathroom, just use floss.

-[birds chirping]
-[waves lapping]

[splashes]

[low rumbling]

[mystical tones chiming]

[twinkling]

[grunts]

[brakes squealing]

Look, everyone. Look how great I look.

[PuppyCat in gibberish] He looks the same.

[reeling]

[chomps, gabbles rapidly]

[gobbling]

[gabbling rapidly]

[Wesley in English] It's you.

[Fish Lady] Thank you for showing me
how great it is to be a fish.

That was the worst date I've ever been on.

And if that's what humans do on land,
then I'm glad I live in the ocean.

Whoa, you can talk.

[gabbling]

Wait, that was a date?

[whimsical theme music playing]