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01x34 - Shoritsu Maru Ten Maru Go Pasento no Shito

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Yu Yu Hakusho: Ghost Files". Aired: October 10, 1992.*
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Fourteen year old Yusuke Urameshi is k*lled while saving a child's life from an approaching car, the rulers of the spirit world send him back to become a "Spirit Detective" investigating demons apparitions in the human world.

01x34 - Shoritsu Maru Ten Maru Go Pasento no Shito

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Toguro, the champion
from the last tournament,

showed off his overwhelming
power to everyone in the stadium.

Elsewhere, Yusuke was
unable to fire his Rei-g*n,

and Hiei was unable to use his right arm.

With no regard to their shared concerns,
the tournament entered its final rounds.

It was decided that the opponents
of Yusuke and company

would be the mysterious martial
arts company, the Dr. Ichigaki Team.

"A Desperate Battle, with a
0.05 Percent Chance of Winning!"

W-What was that dream all about?

What's the matter, Kuwabara?
Aren't you eating?

Your face is pale. Do you have the runs?

I had a nasty dream.

A dream, you say?

Yeah. It was about these
three martial artists.

And you were blown
to bits by these guys?

You dumbass! Listen to me seriously!

How am I supposed to seriously
listen to one of your dreams?

Oh, yeah? I'm never going to
talk to you about it again, then!

By the way, where did
Kurama and Hiei go off to?

Beats me.

"Beats me"? Then, you don't know?!

No, I don't.

You dumbass! Is this any time
to be eating so casually?!

Relax!

You know them. They aren't
going to run away on us,

so there must be some other reason.

I guess that's true.

There's nothing to worry about!
I'm sure they're coming.

All right! Shall we go?

Who the hell are you?

Nice work getting past the first round.

That voice! And that stupid pacifier!

Are you Koenma?!

That's right. I take this form
when in the Human Realm.

Pretty handsome, huh?

If you didn't have the pacifier, maybe.

Drop it, you moron!

Yo, Kuwabara! I owe you one
for always helping Yusuke out.

Well, you know...

Hey, I'm always the one who
has to help you out, aren't I?

You're what?

Okay, okay.

So anyway, what have
you come here for?

Don't you "what have
you come here for" me!

I'm here to lend you my strength
as the Urameshi Team owner.

Earlier, I took charge of your egg, right?

My egg?

I'm talking about the Reikaiju beast egg

that I lent to you
in order to come back to life.

Oh!

Don't give me that "oh!"

Here I thought that you might be
concerned, and this is what I get!

As I said before, you passed
your trial earlier than expected,

and were returned to life.

As a result of that,

your egg had not hatched,
and was returned to the Spirit Realm.

However, little by little,

it's received nourishment from your heart
and has continued to grow.

My conclusion is that your egg will hatch
at some point in the next few days!

The Reikaiju that is born should
definitely be of help to you.

Yeah! Really? I don't quite get it,

but I guess it was worth waiting for!

That's what I want to hear.

By the way, Yusuke, just how much
did you learn from Master Genkai?

No doubt she taught you all about
the ultimate secrets she knows, right?

We continued going over
the basics of the Reikohado-ken.

That's what we did.

What?

See ya, Koenma. Enjoy watching us.

Y-Yeah, hang in there.

Can they really win without him
having learned the ultimate secrets?

Still, it stands to reason that
if we expect him to grow in battle,

then maybe this biased
tournament is rather ideal for him.

Are you okay, Hiei?

What are you talking about?

You do know that these fights
won't be so easy

that you can continue winning
them with only one hand, right?

That guy with the black
glasses said so, didn't he?

That we could not pull out,
neither you nor I.

It's k*ll or be k*lled.

What do they intend to do?

They probably intend to keep us here.

Hey, what the hell is this?

Both sides are missing people!

This is a surprise...

What's wrong?

The dream! The dream I had!

Those guys are all just the way
they looked in my dream!

What?

MITAMURA DOJO

Sensei! Mitamura-sensei!

Please, shake this off!

Enough... It is enough...

Why are you getting discouraged?!
Please, take heart!

I-It must be an awfully
troublesome disease.

It's my body. I should know.

I regret nothing!

After all, I am able to die
surrounded by such wonderful children.

The hospital fees and cost of
the operation are 70 million yen...

Far too much money for us
to raise on short notice...

Sensei! It pains me!

We had no one to look after us,
and yet you raised us like your own sons,

and on top of that, you trained us,
both in mind and body.

And now, Sensei, for there to be
nothing that we can do for you...!

What are you talking about?
Your feelings alone are enough!

You will all be okay,
even without me here.

No! We'll heal you, no matter what!
Even if it takes my whole body!

Who's there?!

My name is Ichigaki. I can
heal that gentleman's disease.

What?!

What's more, I can do it for free.

Is this true?!

However, there is one condition.

Condition?!

That's right.

We'll accept any condition you have,
if you can heal our master's disease!

In that case, you, and you, and you too,

would you go along with
one of my experiments?

You'll see, it's a very simple experiment.

My dream has become reality.

It is time. Both teams, come forward.

First of all, please choose
your manner of fighting.

This is fortuitous. Both sides
have three people, huh?

How does this sound? The contest
will be decided three-against-three.

We don't mind. And you're
going to watch from a distance?

I am, after all, the team's
alternate and adviser.

The ones who will be fighting are
my adorable experimental materials,

the Marmots!

Marmots...

My dream is to create
the mightiest of biological weapons!

Fearing nothing, being bound
by nothing, and acting at my will...

The perfect k*lling machines!

These three are experimental models.

I've had enough of your talk!

Well, hear me out to the end. I have
great interest in you guys as well.

How about it?

In order to make this match
more thrilling, I have a proposal.

A proposal?

If we win, I would like
to have your bodies!

What?!

Of course, I don't mind
if they're corpses.

I will construct brains, you see.

And if we win, I'm gonna k*ll you!

Very well, very well!

Everything is going according
to my scenario simulation!

Without Kurama and Hiei,

the probability of you
winning is a mere 2 percent.

I have one other proposal.

This match will be a six-person battle.

In other words, I want
to settle this all at once.

What?

A six-person battle?

So then, you're saying all of us,
three-on-three, will mix it up together?

Chance of winning 99.95 percent!

Very well! Why don't I
accept that proposal?!

I've won! Those guys
just dug their own grave!

When my team fights together as three,

their strength is roughly 1,020
times what it is individually!

The probability of you winning
is a mere 0.05 percent!

k*ll him! k*ll Urameshi!

Tear him to shreds! Die, Urameshi!

Blather on about whatever you want to!

Now that I think about it,

Mask's proposal was the right thing to do.

With Urameshi unable to use his Rei-g*n,

if me and Mask can cover for him
and we put our money on an upset win,

we have a chance.

Even so, the more I hear of this,
the more it sounds like my dream.

But how could such a thing be happening?

I've seen those three before.

W-What?

They were the favored pupils
of a famous martial artist.

They loved their master with all their hearts,
and applied themselves to their training.

They are supposed to be
strong in both body and mind.

How tragic.

Then, I was right!

Those three are part of
some ridiculous experiment,

where they've been brainwashed,

and are being made to fight,
regardless of their own wills!

They've become k*lling machines!

Kazu has realized it!

Is there something the matter
with Kuwabara-kun?

There's some sort of deep-seated
hatred overflowing into this match.

It looks as though he has realized this.

Some sort of deep-seated hatred?

Well, I wonder if that has
something to do with Yusuke.

It's nothing like that.

It's just that this match
will be a bitter fight.

I can hear a heart-wrenching cry of grief
calling out from somewhere.

Cry of grief?

I-Is that so?

Kazu, take heart and go at them!

If you get carried away by your emotions,
you'll lose where you stand!

Both teams, you are ready, right?

Well then, begin!!

Hound Claw!!

I'll take that with my left arm
and get him with a kick!

Jump back!

What?!

Oh, my! The Ichigaki Team's
sudden attack has hit!

Urameshi and Kuwabara
have both been flung away!

W-What was that?!

We were struck by something
that I couldn't see!

They moved so quickly that I
can't even confirm what they did,

but in any case, that was incredible
teamwork by the Dr. Ichigaki Team!

They were lucky to dodge that just now.

This just makes me want them
all the more as experimental subjects!

Are you all right?

If we hadn't jumped, we would have been
squashed by that invisible handprint of his!

We have to give you our thanks.

I doubt we have any time for that!

Angel Chakram!!

The Ichigaki Team
makes a fierce attack!

The Urameshi Team is on the run!

Once again, the Mark M-2's
attack finds its target!

Rei-ken!!

Oh! Contestant Kuwabara
narrowly avoids leaving the ring!

However, the Ichigaki Team
is not letting up on their attacks!

Kuwabara!

Oh, my! Contestant Urameshi
has taken his Rei-g*n stance!

My Reiki still hasn't returned!

Contestant Urameshi is not firing
his signature Rei-g*n!

Could there be something
weighing on his mind?

Kuwabara!

If he takes that blow head-on,
then no matter how strong he might be...!

Oh, my! The Masked Warrior
scores a nice follow-through!

Contestant Kuwabara's life is spared!

Th-Thank you!

Listen up! Reiki is
something that, if refined,

can be made to be invisible.

So what you're saying is
that their invisible attacks

are due to the power of Reiki?

That's right!

That's ridiculous!

We have spiritual powers too,
after all! Why can't we see them?!

Your spiritual power is still low!

Right now, you guys are
unable to see their Reiki.

What?

S-So how are we
supposed to fight them?!

That I don't know!

And so, backed into a corner,
the Urameshi Team has nowhere left to go!

Damn! If only I could sh**t my Rei-g*n!

W-What?!

It looks as though I worried too much.

Apparently, he wasn't up to
the task of slowing us down.

Would you like to die too?

I'm afraid not.
I'm afraid of dying, you see.

This is Yokoju Gatasubaru!

A steel demon that knows
neither pain nor fear of death!

It is Dr. Ichigaki's masterpiece!

Gatasubaru! Go, k*ll them!

My katana is no use!

Its armor is specially treated
with negatively charmed water,

to defend against Reiki!

Your blunt katana cannot inflict
any injury, let alone cut through it!

Get carried away with yourself, will you?

I'll dispose of you first!

Hiei!

So frail, so frail!

In the face of daemodynamics,
you are no more than lumps of flesh!

Don't you toy with me!

Hiei! Stop!

Kurama!

Got him! All right,
next comes this one!

What's the matter, Gatasubaru?

Too bad, huh?

I-Impossible! What the hell is this?!

He should have at least
taught this thing pain.

In both machines and living beings,
small injuries can prove fatal.

Using my whip, I broke into its circuits.

It's nice that machines
are so given to persuasion.

What are you going to do?

Submit? Or die?

Dammit!

That's it! I can't watch anymore!

Ah! Botan-san!

Damn!

Damn it all!

We can't lose here!
What are we supposed to do?!

Great, great!

Yusuke and the others find themselves
in an unexpectedly difficult battle!

Will they be able to find
a means to turn the tables?

I can tell! You guys aren't fighting
under your own will, right?

However, we can't let ourselves
be beaten like this, either!

At this point, I'll have to give my life
in exchange for them opening their eyes!

Hey, Mask!
Urameshi can't fire his Rei-g*n!

The rest is up to you!

Next time, "The Identity of Mask?!
A Beautiful Warrior."

Show me your hidden power!