[dramatic music playing]
Joel: Previously
on House of Villains.
Tyson:
Ashley, Paul, and Johnny
are overconfident and c*ck.
This is gonna be
a boring season,
if it's just, like,
a three-person podium
of power and control over there.
- I feel good.
- Do we put somebody
bad on their team?
- Yeah, maybe.
- This is our
Battle Royale Challenge.
Orange Team made up
of Paul, Kate, and Ashley.
- My job is to sabotage.
[Ashley mumbling]
- What?
Bring the thing over here.
Bring it to me.
- Uh-uh.
- It can't be obvious
that I'm sabotaging.
Now you need
to stand up and throw...
- That is it. Orange has won.
[Ashley screams]
- Oh, God.
sh*t. I'm trying to lose
and I'm still winning.
Joel: You will find
a trio of stuffed monkeys
somewhere in the bounce house.
- She got it. Kate got it.
- I won, you f*cking assholes.
- Yeah, we're f*cked.
- Do you have an idea?
- Paul and Johnny
because you did it to me.
Ashley.
And Tyson, I can't trust him.
- You are a strong competitor.
You're someone that I feel like
I wanna align myself with.
- Okay.
- You're not in any kind
of alliance with New York?
- No.
Us laying low
as a duo is the best strategy.
- Why did you say as a duo
when you have a duo with Tom?
- You really feel like
you're getting sick?
- Oh, no, it's nothing.
I've got some chills,
but I am fine.
- Kate, who are you going
to piss off first?
- I nominate Johnny,
Ashley,
Paul.
- Check out the big brains
on Kate over there.
Try to smile once in a while.
It'll literally loosen
your as*h*le a little bit.
[dramatic music playing]
Drita: Kate putting up
Johnny, Paul, and Ashley
was a real gangsta move,
because she's throwing
a grenade
at the orange room.
She's not just
breaking them apart,
she's blowing them the f*ck up.
Johnny: We're gonna do
the Redemption Challenge.
One of us is gonna be safe, and
then one of us is gonna go home.
- Yeah.
- It doesn't make a difference.
Ashley: I'm depressed.
Paul: f*ck. End of an era.
- That was genius on your part.
- Yeah, I know.
- Oof, that was so good.
That was, like, so cool.
- Thanks. Oh, my God.
Ashley, Johnny, and Paul
have been so rude to me.
And the truth is,
I had to hate people
before my villain
could come out.
But she's here. And it's so fun.
[dramatic music playing]
- Oh, my God.
I am so sick
that I'm not even distraught
that I'm on the Hit List
because honestly,
nothing has got better
throughout today.
My body has chills,
I'm freezing cold.
But don't worry, 'cause I'm also
pouring sweat
from every orifice.
[retching]
- Me?
- You wanna lock me in there?
Kate: I am temporarily...
Tyson: Moving out?
Kate: Because Ashley is sick.
- Oh, my God, it's cold.
- But I think
I might wanna move back in
if that's okay, once she's--
- You might what?
Move back in, I don't care.
- Once she's done.
No, I'm good. I'm good.
I need to--I need to work out.
- Kate.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
Listen, Tyson.
What you don't realize is,
you are this close
to being on the Hit List.
It was Tom
that actually saved you.
But I don't think Tom
should trust Tyson
'cause Tyson
is not riding hard for Tom.
Honey, I'm home. Hello?
Lucy? Ethel? Man.
- I'm so lit right now.
Tyson: Are you?
- And I only had four sips.
Tom: This one's
gonna be even better.
I'm getting the hang of it now.
- You are looking
like you're in your zone, dude.
- Gotta be ready at all times.
[upbeat music playing]
- Once again,
I don't get to talk to my kids
because it's too late.
- Oh, no.
- It sucks.
- Oh, f*ck. Ashley's charger's
not here no more.
- Do you have USB C?
Nice.
Tiffany: I could not sleep
in [inaudible]
[laughs]
- It usually works faster.
Told you. Uh-huh.
Tiffany: Oh, f*ck, f*ck.
- On "Survivor," I would pull
a lot of pranks and be sneaky.
But coming into this house,
I had to be more careful
because people
recognize I'm a threat.
Although now
that I'm not on the Hit List,
I can at least make
everyone uncomfortable.
[thermostat beeping]
- God, I'm hilarious.
Do you ever, like, sometimes
just lay awake at night
and thinking about
how cool we are?
[laughter]
- Yeah, man.
[playful music playing]
- [snoring]
[kettle whistling]
[playful music playing]
Kate: I'm from Florida.
I do not sleep
without air conditioning.
It is so hot.
I am considering
sleeping outside.
That's where we're at.
[suspenseful music playing]
- Well, what do we have here?
Basically, the nuclear codes.
[dramatic music playing]
Kate: There's a clear list
signed by Ashley,
and I'm pretty sure
she's written down
her allies on the left side,
the Orange Room and Tyson.
And her opponents
on the right side.
But Tom is in the middle,
so clearly, he's excluded
from that side of the house.
Which means,
he should not trust Tyson.
Dear diary, today,
I found your notebook.
And I'm gonna use it
against you.
[upbeat music playing]
[stovetop beeping]
Drita: Why am I keep
touching this sh*t?
[sighs]
- Hey, birdies.
Hey, little birdies.
- Tell me if you can see
the snake on the wall.
- Yeah, it's a giant.
Oh, this is my friend, New York.
She's the HBIC.
- Uh, that's what I keep
asking myself.
[rock music playing]
- Give me a little spray,
a little spritz. Okay. Uh-huh.
And then here,
a little bit here.
Okay. Done. Let's go.
[rock music playing]
- ♪ Girls, I'm gonna fly ♪
♪ on you right [inaudible] ♪
[PA system ringing]
- Ooh.
- All right, cheese dicks.
I'm gonna need
y'all to meet me
downstairs in 30 minutes.
- It's Johnny.
- Yes, that means you, Tom.
Stop flat ironing your
f*cking hair for a second.
- Johnny!
Bananas: And New York.
- What?
- Grab your can of gasoline
'cause I think I know someone
that you're gonna wanna
light on fire and torch.
- That's right.
Bananas:
30 minutes downstairs.
Daddy's home.
- All right, Daddy.
- Are you gonna take
a long time in the shower?
- You wanna shower?
- No, no, no, just--
you're good, bro.
- Do you wanna
come down by yourself?
- Yeah, I'mma be down.
You know I only take about,
like, five or 10 minutes,
and then I'll be down.
- Okay. See you down there.
I think sometimes
she just likes to warm up.
- Uh-hmm. Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, she's just,
like, warming up.
- [slurping]
- I love watching her process.
It's so great.
Tom: Has anyone seen
where Ashley is?
Christine: Not at all today.
Tiffany: I haven't seen her
in a while.
Christine: Uh-uh.
- Same.
- Since Hit List, actually.
Johnny: I mean,
she's been hella sick.
-Au voir!
- Oh, no.
- No. No, no, no.
I'm not falling for this.
- Wow. I feel like I'm home.
- But you ain't.
You ain't supposed
to be in here.
- I love what you've done
with the place, New York.
Tiffany: Thank you very much.
- Wow.
- At least somebody respects it.
- Oh, look at our girl,
Tanisha. I love it.
- I know. I know.
Johnny Bananas
is still the same saber-toothed,
hammer-headed b*stard he was
back in season one.
You said,
"New York is loud and stupid."
I heard you say that.
Bananas: That--said--
well, no, I did--
now, you're making stuff up.
What are you talking about?
Tiffany: I heard you.
- Oh [bleep] uh, I got it.
Corinne: Who wrote this note?
It wasn't [bleep] me
and I'm not going
to be blamed for it.
Tiffany: But I'm not
gonna lie, the glow up.
Something's different
about Bananas.
I don't know
what he did different,
maybe it was the little gray
he had going on.
It looked nice.
- Ladies and gentlemens,
and villains of all flavors...
- What's up, man?
- ...well, we got
some business to attend to.
- What does that mean?
Bananas: As you could see,
we're down a person.
Ashley, she has been sick.
She's been rushed
to urgent care.
- Yeah? Okay.
- Doctors have diagnosed her
with an incredibly,
incredibly scary
and infectious disease.
Johnorrhea.
It affects
the middle brook region.
- Johnorrhea,
sounds like somebody
that was named Johnny
might've gave it to her.
- Yeah. Johnorrhea, I think so.
I'd have to consult ChatGPT.
[upbeat music playing]
- But unfortunately,
guys, she is sick,
she has been removed
from the game.
- No way.
Tiffany: Come on.
- What?
- Mr. Bananas, are you dead a*s?
- Seriously,
she has been removed.
- Oh, my goodness.
- That's bad.
- f*ck.
Couldn't it have been
Tyson or Tom
that just ceased to exist
in the House of Villains?
Why does it have to be somebody
who is a genuine ally of mine?
So, there that goes.
Ashley, gone.
This is f*cking bananas.
And I'm not talking Johnny.
- It's called
the curveball. Hello?
But guys,
the show must go on, okay?
I'm here obviously
to host a Redemption Challenge.
And as we know, a Redemption
Challenge needs three villains.
- [gasps]
Tom:
I don't know what's going on.
But I'm freaking out.
I'm freaking out.
- Kate has to pick a third
to replace Ashley.
[dramatic music playing]
- Wow.
- All right, Kate. Judgment time.
Who are you adding
to the Hit List and why?
- Sometimes God is on my side
when I'm facing assholes.
I was extremely lucky
to find that journal.
I'm also extremely lucky
that Ashley
is leaving the game
because now, I get to nominate
a fourth person
and use her list to do it.
In honor of Ashley,
I'm gonna let Ashley,
in her absence, choose--
- How is she gonna do that?
- 'Cause, um, I actually found
a list that she made,
she signed it.
- Ooh.
Kate: Her handwriting.
- Wow.
Tiffany: Wow.
[suspenseful music playing]
Bananas: All right, Kate.
Judgment time.
Who are you adding
to the Hit List and why?
- Actually, I'm gonna let Ashley,
in her absence, choose--
- How is she gonna do that?
- I actually found a list
that she made, she signed it.
- Ooh.
Kate: Her handwriting.
- Wow.
Tiffany: Wow.
- On this side
is New York, Christine,
Drita, Plane, Kate,
and the middle is Tom
with a question mark.
And on this side
is Johnny, Paul,
Ash, and Tyson.
Now, since Ashley is gone,
we're gonna take
the next name from the list.
Tyson.
Bananas: Wow.
Kate: You know what? Just--
actually, Tom, you look at it.
- Yes, just give it to him.
- You look at it, Tom.
- Okay.
Tiffany: Okay.
Tom: This is crazy,
seeing this note
with my name in the middle.
It has definitely put me
on high alert.
But the biggest thing
I can do right now
is protect Tyson
in this Redemption Challenge,
and then I can get
to the bottom of this later.
- It's Ashley's.
I'm feeling
like I'm in the hot seat
because last week,
Ashley was writing down
all the names of the Villains
in the house,
basically just exposing our thoughts,
as far as alliances
in the house.
I have real concerns
where Tom is really at with us.
Ashley: He has to stay with us
'cause we have the numbers.
Has to.
Paul: I don't know, girl.
Ashley: That's all the girls
on the same side.
Christine:
Is that real? Can I see it?
Oh, my God.
Bananas: All right.
So the Hit List is set.
Johnny, Paul, and Tyson.
Wow.
- Nice.
- I know where
I stand now with Kate,
maybe even the whole house,
and it sucks.
I didn't have
any time to prepare
or get my head straight
for a Redemption Challenge.
But I'm gonna do
everything I can
to get my name off the Hit List.
- Boys, tighten up
your diaper pins
'cause we're about to start
your Redemption Challenge.
The name
of your Redemption Challenge
is Minion Impossible.
[dramatic music playing]
Bananas: A true villain
can get others to do
their bidding for them.
So, here's how it's gonna work.
Each round is gonna
consist of a dare,
and each dare will be a worth
a certain amount of points
based on how crazy
the dare is.
Now, the crazier the task,
the higher the point value.
Once I tell you
what the dare is,
it's your job to find
a Villain in the house,
AKA a minion,
to do the dare
on your behalf.
If they complete the dare,
you get the points.
And oh, yeah, if no one
wants to do your bidding,
we're gonna allow you to do
one of the dares yourself.
So choose wisely.
At the end, the Villain
with the most points wins
and is off the Hit List.
You have necklaces here.
Look at these
beautiful b*stards.
- Cute.
- When you find
someone
to do a dare for you,
you give them
your minion medallion,
and that makes them
your minion for that round.
Paul, that's yours.
Tyson and Johnny.
- Thank you, sir.
Paul: I don't really have many
allies left who can help me
because my fate
is not in my hands.
It's in the hands
of other Villains.
And honestly, I don't know
where those hands have been.
Bananas: All right. Round one
is gonna be called Water Wear.
For one point,
you must convince someone
to jump
in the pool fully clothed.
[Tiffany squeaks]
- Uh-uh.
Shop it around.
I'm not sitting here wet. Uh-uh.
- You have two minutes
to find your minion.
Johnny: All right.
Tiffany: All right.
Bananas: Come on, guys.
- Drita, I'm not even joking.
I'll do everything
in my power to repay you
for all this sh*t,
I promise you.
- You better.
Johnny needs me.
Not just because
he's my friend in this house,
but I also wanna help him win
this Redemption Challenge
and defeat Tyson
so we could vote his a*s out.
Survive this, Tyson.
- Will you say, "f*ck it"?
- Oh.
- [laughs]
Kate: Just do this one.
- I don't wanna do this one.
- Why don't you
wanna do this one?
Paul:
Because it's gonna get worse
and I'd rather do
the worse things.
In this challenge,
the Hit Listers
can only do one of the tasks
for themselves.
So, strategically, it's
better to have the minions
do some
of the earlier tasks first
because they're only gonna get
progressively weirder,
harder, more difficult.
- If I get a hair tie,
I will do it.
- Can we get
Christine a hair tie?
Christine:
I have self-tanner on,
I did my makeup today,
and this hair
can last me another week.
So, me getting in the pool
is a really big deal.
But I'm thinking Paul
is a serious competitor.
And if Paul
wins the redemption,
he will be my b*tch.
- Go. You get--now, run!
Tiffany: Bye!
[soft upbeat music]
Johnny: You got this.
Tiffany: Come on, Christine.
Bananas: Come on, cannonball.
Cannonball!
Yeah!
Whoo!
[Drita laughs]
Bananas: Yes!
- Christine,
why are they rolling you out?
Bananas: Come on,
you got it, Christine.
You got it.
- These jeans are so heavy.
Bananas:
Round two, for one point.
Wear whatever the F I say.
Tiffany: What the hell is this?
Paul: Whoo!
Do you wanna try clothes?
- I'll do it. I'll do it.
- Cool. You get a little
dry clothes for a second.
Johnny: Kate. You doing it?
Kate: Yeah. I will.
Johnny: Okay.
- I don't want Tyson to win
the Redemption Challenge
because if Tyson
comes back into the house,
he's gonna wanna retaliate.
So I don't mind
helping anyone
because, frankly,
I don't really care who wins.
All I care
is that it's not Tyson.
Bananas: Minions, come on up.
Tiffany: Okay.
Tyson: This?
Christine: Yeah, sure.
Tom: Perfect.
Kate: Let's do this one.
- This one?
Kate: Yeah. Thank you.
Bananas: All right.
You got your outfits picked.
Go change.
[classical music playing]
Tiffany: I'm not gonna lie,
Tom looks so f*cking cute
in this maid outfit.
I wouldn't mind
watching Tom clean my room
for me as I lay in bed.
Tyson: You look great.
Tom: I feel great.
- You can drag. Yeah.
- I'm in dry clothes.
- All right. This round,
you are gonna be given
two options to choose from.
And then
it's up to you to decide
which one you wanna
convince people to do.
Option one, kiss and tell.
Pick a minion
and make out with them
for 30 seconds.
- What?
[Tiffany laughing]
Tom:
I really want Tyson to win,
but absolutely no way.
I have a girlfriend,
like, hell no.
What's two?
- What's the second choice?
- Or my personal favorite,
a banana eating contest.
- Yay!
- All minions who compete in this
will have five minutes
to eat as many bananas
as they can.
- Now, in five minutes,
the minion to eat
the most bananas wins
the points, wins that round.
This means that not everyone
is going to be guaranteed
the two points
if they do this challenge.
You have two minutes
to find your minion. Go.
Johnny: I'm thinking,
like, "Christine, look.
I know you got
a boyfriend at home,
but we're playing
a game here. What's a kiss?"
- Absolutely not.
Tiffany: Oh, my gosh.
Christine: Johnny,
I see what you're doing.
The answer was no, is no,
and will always be no.
I'll stuff my face with bananas.
I'd much rather do that.
- None of you
love bananas, do you?
Christine: But what's the catch?
- I know.
- Oh, as many as I can eat?
- Yeah. I mean, f*cking, I--
all right. I'll do it for you.
- Oh, yeah, I can try.
Yeah, I'll f*cking try. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Paul: [inaudible]
Tyson:
I'm married, I love my wife.
But I'm certain to get
two points for the makeout.
That's guaranteed.
The bananas,
only one person
comes out with points.
So, the safe bet
for me right now
is I need to do the makeout
and stay on par with points.
Bananas: Come on, guys.
- Would you make out or no?
- With who? With you?
- Yeah.
- [laughs] For 30 seconds?
- Yeah.
- Is your wife gonna be
all right with that?
Tyson: Yeah.
If it's you, New York.
Tom: Do it.
- You good?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- I know that Tyson is married
and I have a fiance.
But at the same time,
Tyson has kept me
safe in this game.
So, it's time to pucker up.
- On the mouth for 30 seconds.
In three, two, one. Go.
♪ Lonely night ♪
- Yes! Whoo!
♪ My mind is stuck on you ♪
- Oh, my God.
♪ Again ♪
Bananas: Oh.
Tyson:
So I'm kissing New York,
which means due
to the transitive property,
I'm making out
with Flavor Flav. Yeah, boy.
♪ I know it won't be... ♪
Bananas: In three, two, one.
Eat your bananas.
Paul: Come on, Christine,
you got it. You got it.
Kate: Yes, ladies.
Bananas: Let's go.
Come on, down the hatch.
Paul: Nice. Nice, Christine.
- Christine's in the lead.
Paul: Nice, Christine.
Look for a little guy next time.
Bananas: Two and two.
It's neck and neck.
Kate: Whoo! Whoo. Oh. Whoo.
- This is actually happening.
- Oh, my gosh.
[timer ticking]
- Five, four,
three, two,
one. Mom and Dad!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- New York, you have great lips.
Tiffany: I know. You do, too.
Oh, my God.
Keep going.
Bananas: Four, three,
two, one.
Tiffany: Yay!
Thank you, Drita.
Oh, my goodness.
- Christine, thank you.
- Johnny gets two points,
and then, uh, we have Tyson.
Two points, man.
Nothing too, uh--
Paul, you put up a goose egg
in that round. Sorry about that.
- Thank you
for trying, Christine.
Never in a million years
did I think
that the end of my,
um, House of Villains gameplay
would be because of somebody's
banana-eating abilities,
or lack thereof.
Bananas:
I'mma step it up. All right?
Two options, five points.
The first one is gonna be
called Rata-toe-ille.
- f*ck.
Bananas: You have to find
a minion to keep their bare feet
in a box of rats...
- You by yourself.
Bananas: ...for one full minute.
- Real rats?
- Yes, real ones.
Option two, eight-legged facial.
Find a villain to lay down
and have a tarantula...
- Ew.
Bananas: ...crawl on their face
for one minute.
- Yeah.
- I love tarantulas.
Bananas: Come on.
- Yeah, I love tarantulas.
Bananas: Come on, guys.
- And you wouldn't be [inaudible]
Bananas: Find your minions.
- I'm just sitting here,
I might as well just help Paul
earn some of these points.
I love spiders.
Paul: Thank you so much.
- I'll do the rats. Yes.
Johnny: You'll be okay with it?
Kate:
I think it's pretty clear
that I don't like
Johnny very much.
But the only reason
any of us are helping
any of these guys out
is because two of them
are coming back in the house
and we have to continue
playing the game with them.
I've gotta keep up appearances.
- Kate, you're doing
Rata-toe-ille
or you're doing
the eight-legged facial?
- I'll be taking
Rata-toe-ille today.
- I'm already
a black widow spider.
Bananas: Ooh.
- You're gonna put
a spider on your face?
- Why not?
Bananas: All right. Tom,
what are we doing? Rata-toe-ille
or eight-legged facial?
- Uh, I'm gonna do Rata-toe-ille.
- All right. Bring in the rats!
Come on, guys.
- Ah! They're getting angry!
- You got it, Kate.
Bananas: Tom, I can't tell
if that's the smell of your feet
or the rats, man, but--
- Love you, Tom.
- It's just a little poo.
It's just a little poo.
Bananas: Oh, look at...
[indistinct chatter]
Paul: You got it, New York.
You got it, New York.
Drita: Don't open
your mouth, New York.
Bananas:
There he goes. It's okay.
Those are just eyelashes,
those aren't your brother.
[suspenseful music playing]
- Oh, you're good,
New York. He likes you.
Tiffany: To get through
the spider task,
I am just literally
checked out right now at a spa.
I'm getting a manicure,
a pedicure,
a full body massage.
I am in ecstasy.
Bananas: What--no, no.
Oh, no! [screams]
[screaming]
Christine: Oh, my gosh.
Paul: Wow.
Christine: Wow.
Drita: Wow.
all: Three, two, one.
Rata-toe-ille.
- [yells]
Bananas: Rata-toe-ille!
- I don't wanna look.
I don't wanna look.
- Oh, there's a turd mashed
in between my toes.
- [laughs]
Tiffany: Oh.
Tom: Look at that.
- Ew!
Bananas: I'm pretty sure
that's how the plague started.
Now, it is time
for the main event.
Just a little reminder.
Johnny, Tyson, Paul,
you have not yet chosen
to do a challenge
for yourselves.
This is the final round.
If you complete this round,
you will bank 10 points.
- [gasps]
Bananas: And it is called
Super Worm Nap.
- Oh!
- f*ck.
Bananas: Find a minion
to lie down in a box
and have super worms
poured all over them.
And you have to stay there
for one minute.
Find your minion. All right.
Paul: Found him.
- Wow. Stepping up.
This is your last round, boys.
Paul:
I'm not in a good position.
You know what?
I'm just praying that somehow,
Johnny and Tyson
can't complete this task
because that's really
the only way
that I can catch up.
- Yeah!
[cheering]
Bananas: Whoo! Find your minion.
Let's go. Yeah!
- Uh-hmm.
Tyson: So now
we're at the last task,
and even though I could do it
at this point,
Johnny and I are tied.
And Tom and I are thinking
that maybe the tiebreaker
is whoever has a minion
do the most tasks for them.
- Wow.
- I don't really know
how the internet
feels about
Tom's commitment issues.
But this man is clearly
very committed to Tyson.
If this was House of Minions,
Tom would be the winner.
- That's so generous.
- Release the worms!
Tiffany: Let's go!
Bananas: Whoo!
Tiffany: Oh, God.
Oh, my goodness.
Drita: Oh, my God.
Bananas: Whoo.
Tiffany: Oh, my God! Oh!
- It stinks.
- Mm. Damn, they're biting me.
- I'm not gonna lie, Johnny,
this is probably more sanitary
than being on Love Island.
- There's thousands
and thousands of worms.
And these worms are biting me
every second,
just all over my body.
I'm sorry, Tyson,
but I don't think I can do this.
- They're biting my f*cking neck.
- They're sucking on your chain.
- And one is in my a*s crack.
- [laughs]
- It's in my a*s crack.
- It's actually agonizing.
Oh, woo--hoo, sh*t.
I'm trembling.
Like, I'm shaking, for real.
Come on, Johnny. I can do this.
I'm just counting the seconds,
just trying to get through it.
Holy sh*t.
Bananas: Five...
- Come on, f*ck you, g*dd*mn it!
Bananas: ...four, three...
Tiffany: Man up!
Bananas: ...two, one,
time.
Way to go, Paul.
- How do I get out?
Bananas: Uh, hold on, hold on.
- Uh-hmm.
- Bro, it's in my crotch.
It's in my a*s.
- Yeah. Get the one
out of your crotch,
I saw it go
inside your pants.
Paul: Get this guy out of here,
please. It's so gross.
- All right.
At the end, we have a tie.
Johnny and Tyson, tied with 19.
Paul, you're at 17.
This news is very hard
to break to you,
but you can no longer win
this challenge.
- It sucks. And it sucks
because this could be it for me.
I don't know how a winner
is gonna be actually decided
between Tyson and Johnny,
but I'm rooting
for my boy Johnny to win
so that we both have a chance
to stay in the game this week.
- Did you think I was gonna let
the two of you walk away tied?
Absolutely not.
We're gonna be doing
a tiebreaker.
I hope you're f*cking hungry.
- What in the--
Kate: Holy...
- It's moving.
Kate: ...f*ck.
Tiffany: It's moving!
- Holy f*ck.
Paul: Holy sh*t.
- Oh, my God! I quit this show.
[tense music playing]
- Did you think I was gonna let
the two of you walk away tied?
Absolutely not.
We're gonna be doing
a tiebreaker.
I hope you're f*cking hungry.
Tiffany: What in the--
Kate: Holy...
- It's moving.
Kate: ...f*ck.
Tiffany: It's moving!
Bananas: I'd like
to introduce all of you
to these live hornworms.
- Holy f*ck.
Paul: Holy sh*t.
- Oh, my God!
Bananas: Which leads us
to the name of this tiebreaker,
Horny For You.
[music dies]
Bananas: You're gonna eat
as many live hornworms
as you can one at a time,
in one minute.
Whoever eats the most,
wins and is off the Hit List.
- Bye, guys.
- Look how big they are.
- Three, two, one, eat! Eat!
Tiffany: Yes!
Bananas: Eat! One more.
Kate: Whoo! Oh, my gosh. Damn.
- Yes! Whoo!
Tiffany: Go, go. Go, go, go!
- I love gummy worms,
so I'm looking at these worms
like I'm eating candy.
But gummy worms don't move.
They don't have horns on them.
So, the gummy worm mind trick
is not working right now.
It's disgusting.
Bananas: They're squirting.
- Taste like chicken fingers.
Bananas: They're popping.
- Their skin is so tough,
it's like gnawing
on a tough piece of beef jerky.
- Johnny, you got this.
- How far will you go
for a chance
to win $200,000?
I have limits.
[triumphant music playing]
-200K is on the line.
I am not losing this challenge.
- Oh, my God.
- [retches] Please, stop.
[bell dings]
Bananas: Tyson,
you have won
the Redemption Challenge
and you are off the Hit List.
- [laughing]
Yay!
- Hey. Tyson,
go give New York a kiss.
Go give New York a--oh, yeah!
- The germs!
Bananas: Whoo!
- You guys are crazy, bro.
- It really sucks
because Paul and I
have been working together
from the beginning.
And we're both still
on the Hit List,
so one of us
is gonna have to go home.
Bananas: Paul and Johnny,
you're still f*cked.
Whoo-hoo!
Johnny: I'm not gonna lie,
it's gonna be nice
to have my own room
once Paul is out of here.
I love you, Paul,
but I gotta stay, buddy.
Bananas: Wow.
You guys are sick in the head.
Kate: I feel traumatized. Ugh.
Drita: Me, too.
[laughter]
Drita: Oh, my God.
I can't believe they ate that.
- Yeah, Tyson really--I mean...
Drita: Did you see him?
He's a massive
f*cking competitor.
Tyson is a monster villain.
He was eating a worm with horns
and scales like it was popcorn.
And now everyone knows who's
making alliance with him.
So, everyone's gonna
be gunning for Tyson.
I would love to know how
he got Tommy to be his b*tch.
- [blows a tune]
- You mind if I shower, bro?
Johnny: Go ahead, bro.
I already showered.
Paul: I'm all f*cked up, man.
- Wait, bro.
Paul: What's up, bro?
- Real quick,
let me brush my teeth, bro.
I got worm in my--in my teeth.
Paul: Go ahead, G.
Now I'm stuck
in the f*cking Hit List
with my only ally
left in the game, Johnny.
This sucks because one of us
is inevitably gonna go home.
And honestly,
I don't feel great about my odds
because Johnny had
his designated minion, Drita.
And me, I had to fight
for the scraps.
I'm super nervous,
but I'm gonna try
to work some magic here.
- It's been fun, my boy.
Paul: It's been real, homie.
Tyson: How you doing, bro?
Johnny: Good, bro.
- Is Paul in here, too?
- Yeah.
Tyson: I think
they're way tighter
than we give them credit for.
- Clearly,
I'm in a f*cking sh*t situation.
- Yeah.
- But, obviously,
either me and Paul's going home.
Johnny: I appreciate it.
Tyson: They kinda wanna
see Paul go home
more than Johnny
because I've seen
so many things
on Twitter about
what a mastermind Paul is.
And just because I'm petty,
I would love for him
to just go right now.
[laughs]
For me, that's almost enough.
- That was a good win. Good win.
- Big respect, dude.
Johnny: You too.
[dramatic music playing]
Kate: Mr. Bananas.
- You guys know
this is my old room?
That was my old bed.
Kate: Stop.
Bananas: Yeah.
- Really?
We used to have a spaceman
in the corner.
- My agent said they don't do
this sh*t on this show.
- Your agent lied.
[laughter]
- Honestly.
- Yeah, you guys--
you guys are awesome, dude,
for real.
- Thank you. You did so good.
Drita: Bye,
it was nice meeting you.
- That was so good.
- That was good, man.
You guys really did that sh*t.
Like, I'm so f*cking
impressed by that.
[dramatic music playing]
- [blows a tune]
- New York,
does his tongue look swollen?
Take a look at that.
It's just...
- It looks normal.
- And does it look
more or less swollen
than when, uh,
it was in your mouth
an hour ago?
- It was never in my mouth.
This is a married man.
- Unbelievable.
- See how Bananas comes in here
and causes trouble?
- Unreal.
[Tiffany laughing]
Bananas: Au revoir.
[rock music playing]
[rock music stops]
[motorcycle engine starts]
Tyson: Hold on. It's cold.
Bananas: Stop embarrassing me
in front of my friends.
[rock music playing]
Bananas: Yee-haw.
[horn honking]
- I'll see you later.
[rock music playing]
[horn honking]
[dramatic music playing]
- Why don't we go in my room?
- Okay.
- There's a lot of things
going on in my head right now.
I mean, obviously
I'm super relieved and excited
that Tyson is off
the Hit List.
But I need to revisit
this notebook that Kate found.
- On this side is New York,
Christine, Drita, Plane, Kate.
In the middle is Tom
with a question mark.
And on this side is Johnny,
Paul, Ash, and Tyson.
- I feel like I trust Tyson
the most here,
but I don't wanna
look stupid.
I just wanna ask you
something real quick.
- Yes.
- When you brought this to me...
Kate: Yup.
Tom: ...your story,
I mean, I'm just saying from--
at face value,
it sounds a little...
Kate: Weird.
- ...weird.
They were sharing a notebook?
- Um, I'm not good at lying.
- Neither am I.
I'm not.
- Okay. You have been good to me.
And frankly,
I don't have the energy
to craft some huge scheme.
But I'll tell you,
Tyson was not including you
in anything.
[dramatic music playing]
- Has he promised
to take you to the end?
'Cause--
- Yeah.
- Oh. Well, he's making that deal
with other people.
How about that?
[dramatic music playing]
Kate: After the Hit List
nomination,
I was just going up the stairs.
Tyson: Kate.
Kate: Thank you.
Tyson: We're gonna do this.
Kate: Yeah.
And that wasn't the only time.
In fact, I had to say,
"And what about Tom
when he was down
in the Supervillain room?"
- Us laying low as a duo
is the best strategy.
- Why did you say as a duo
when you have a duo with Tom?
- Well, because right now,
I can go either direction.
- I don't see how
that would've been a strategy
to help you in any way.
- No.
- He was never
including you, ever.
[dramatic music playing]
- Ever.
- I promise you,
my point is,
he's not loyal to you.
I promise you that.
And I'm not even asking you
for anything in return.
That's how you
should know that I'm...
Tom: I know.
- ...being so real with you.
- I know.
I just didn't know like--hey.
Tyson: Well, what's up, guys?
- How's it going, dude?
[dramatic music playing]
Tyson: Well, this is awkward.
Vibe's a little off
and they're talking about me.
But I'm gonna make it
a little more awkward
by walking around in my towel.
- I should ask him.
- Ask who?
- About--
- Yeah.
Tom: Just wanted
to get your permission.
Kate: I like that. I love that.
Tom: Okay. Great.
See, I wanted
to get your permission.
- I love that so much.
Tom: Tyson, um,
Kate is telling me that, like,
you've come here a bunch
of times and you mentioned,
like, you and her to the end
and, like, not me.
[tense music playing]
- I told you, Tom,
when I said it's us
and there's room
for three there at the end.
- Okay.
Tyson: Because you're--
- My bad.
Tyson is lying to somebody.
I'm not sure if it's me or Tom.
But either way, he's a liar.
And I hope you guys
have tons of fun.
[dramatic music playing]
Tyson: Bro,
I would never betray you.
You know that, right?
- I hope so.
Like, she told me
very specifically
that she had to tell you,
"What about Tom?"
Tyson: Yeah, I promised
Kate a final two deal.
And I know
it's not great gameplay,
but it's hard when you're
playing a game of strategy
to be completely loyal
to somebody.
- You should have told me
about that, though.
You know
I would f*cking tell you.
Tyson: But, Tom,
that shouldn't minimize
what we built.
We poop in the same toilet,
share the same shower,
not at the same time.
Snap out of it.
- Do you understand what
that f*cking feels like?
- Yeah. But I'm telling you,
I didn't tell you anything
just 'cause I didn't want it.
Like, there's so much
information going around
that, like,
some stuff is whatever.
Tom: Tyson is trying
to explain himself.
But all I'm hearing
is that he is making moves
behind my back
without telling me.
And I have been fully
transparent with Tyson.
- Was she, like,
someone who mishears stuff
or is she flipping
that on you to flip on me?
Tom: You never--
- I never said fine or anything.
- She was kind of rolling
her eyes at you though, too,
and she was like going
like this.
She's like,
"Yeah. No, it's fine."
You never said that.
Yeah. I must have
misunderstood that.
Tyson: Yeah.
She's playing you.
You're my number one.
I don't have any other
number ones in here.
Like, I'll cut anybody
in this house
before I cut you
like anybody for any reason.
It doesn't matter.
- Look, there's only one winner
in the House of Villains.
So, as much
as I love this bromance,
this bromance is gonna
have to end eventually.
Maybe that time is now.
[dramatic music playing]
[Paul snoring]
Drita: I think I have
a headache from the bananas.
[Christine laughs]
- I will never
enjoy a banana again.
Christine: I know.
- I--
you know,
that's my favorite thing to eat.
Christine: I don't either.
- And I hate them now.
Ugh.
- [chuckles]
Drita: The smell.
I don't know
if I'll ever get over that.
Tyson: Real quick.
I wanted to let you know.
Tom: Yeah.
- You're the only person
I would vote for at the end.
Like, I'm that tight with you.
Like, I like you the most
in here, and I'm locked in.
Like, you can f*ck me over
in any way imaginable.
And I would still vote
for you to win.
And I should have shared more
information with you for sure.
- Yeah.
- But going forward,
I'll tell you everything.
Like, I've been telling you
pretty much everything.
That was just like
a tricky situation for me.
Tom: Yeah.
Tyson: I have to do
whatever I can
to make Tom my friend,
who I love,
know that I am with him.
I can feel his mistrust,
his skepticism towards me,
and I kinda hate it.
Well, I'm voting however
you can decide that you want.
Tom: Okay.
[dramatic music playing]
- Uh, I don't--I mean,
I don't know.
Good night.
- You're going back to bed?
- Yeah.
Drita: Did you do
good selling houses?
- No.
[laughter]
- I mean, you don't--
you don't even like--
I don't even know
what happens here.
- [laughing]
You guys haven't seen the show,
have you? [laughs]
Winning was like having
the slightest looks.
[laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
Paul: The banishment
is happening tonight
and I'm still
on the Hit List,
which is, as you would imagine,
a horrible place to be,
especially 'cause
I don't trust a word
anybody in this house says.
So, mama, I am terrified.
What's up, y'all?
Can I have a sofa?
Tyson: Yes.
- We've been waiting for you.
- Cute.
How are y'all feeling? Okay?
After the tarantula situation,
some bugs?
Tyson: Such a boss.
That tarantula--
Paul: That sh*t was hard.
But, like, when I tell you
I tried my damn hardest,
and I saw that yesterday when
you helped me with the spider.
Tiffany: Hi.
Johnny: Can I steal
some of your time?
Tiffany: I hope so.
[laughs]
- You look beautiful.
- Oh, my--oh, thank you.
Or I get a helping hand today.
I wonder why.
All this time I've been
in this house
and Johnny has never offered
to help me
get out of my seat.
Oh, sweetie.
This is a last-ditch
effort to get my vote.
But I've played
this game enough
to know that it is
so important to listen to people
and to see if they can offer
me anything in this game.
- I know we've had our, um,
tiffs and back and forth...
- Yeah. There was
a lot of that between us.
- ...when I had the power
to put you down.
- That's where I'm on the fence
about what I'm gonna do.
But I don't trust Paul.
[upbeat music playing]
Johnny: You don't trust Paul?
Tiffany: I don't trust him
'cause Paul is very back
and forth and wishy-washy.
He showed me that
when he had the purple hand.
He didn't abuse
his power enough for me.
It's kinda, like, he just kinda
backed into whatever you wanted.
Somebody like that
can f*ck with my game
at the end of the day,
like, when it counts the most.
So, if I were to keep you safe,
what could you offer me?
- Yeah. The thing is,
I don't really have
any allegiance or alliances.
I've been working
with Paul and Ashley,
and they're both
about to be gone.
So realistically,
I'm in the dark now.
So if I stay here, we can work.
- I know what
I'm gonna do tonight.
- And whatever you
end up doing...
- Uh-hmm.
- ...won't blame you for it.
- You won't have to.
You'd be thanking me for it.
- I love that.
Going to the banishment,
there's only five people
that are voting.
Christine in my mind,
she's kinda up in the air.
But I got Drita, New York.
- I'm glad we talked.
Johnny: And then, there's
Tyson and there's Tom.
I trust Tyson more
than I trust Tom,
but Tom is very close
to Tyson in this house.
So I'm hoping Tom
is willing to work with me.
If I think about it like that,
those numbers look good.
- Johnny, after this talk,
I feel much better.
- Me too.
[dramatic music playing]
Paul: I know that things
can go one way or another,
but, like, if you save me,
bro, I owe you.
- No, I know. I know that.
Paul: I owe you.
- Yeah.
- I would be indebted.
Tyson: Yeah.
- So, I hope
that means something.
- It does.
Paul: sh*t is getting real.
Every alarm bell
is ringing on the inside.
So, if I start freaking out,
act paranoid, weird, whatever,
it's because I'm not
in a good position.
To some degree.
- Maybe.
I mean, yeah.
- I have my limits, man.
Tyson: Right.
- And I did lose Big Brother.
Tyson: Yeah.
- So, I just wanna point
that out, too.
- I'm trying to listen
and I'm trying
to give him something.
- I don't have the people
that look at me and go,
"Hey, I'll do that for you."
- But it's like
when you're on the phone
with somebody that you should
be on the phone with,
but don't really care
to be on the phone with...
- I just don't.
Or else you would see.
- Right.
- And if you thought maybe Ashley
would've been
that for me or Johnny
would've been that for me,
they're gone.
Tyson: I know.
And you're just
like, "Yeah. Uh-huh.
Okay. Sure."
- That's all I gotta say, bro.
- Okay.
Yup. Cool. I get it.
- Thank you, bro.
[upbeat music playing]
[PA system dinging]
Joel: Villains,
time to get ready
for your next
Banishment Ceremony.
You have one hour.
- There you are.
What's up, dude?
Johnny: How you feeling?
Tyson: Good.
I'm just trying to gauge.
Have you--did you talk to Tom?
- I haven't talked to Tom. No.
Johnny: Yeah.
- Just follow up,
like, quick with him or...
- Yeah, I will.
- ...have some short words
with him for sure.
Johnny: Definitely will.
Tyson: I want Johnny back
in the house over Paul.
But I feel like Tom
doesn't fully trust Johnny
because Johnny wanted
to put Tom up on the Hit List.
So now, I need to rely
on Johnny to convince Tom
to keep him in the game.
Johnny: Are you on the fence
with us at all?
- I'm not on the fence
with us, but--
- I'll definitely talk to him.
- Yeah. Close...
- I will.
- ...whenever you can...
- Absolutely.
- ...before it's too late.
[dramatic music playing]
[water flowing]
- Can I steal you
for a second, bro?
- Sure, man.
Johnny: Real quick?
All right, bro.
So obviously, you know
what this conversation's about?
- Yeah.
- All right.
So right now,
I know that
when it comes to you and I,
I feel like ever since
I even considered
putting you on the Hit List,
I didn't know if you were, like,
pushed the wrong way
because of that.
That conversation about
putting you on the Hit List
was me being
straightforward with you.
I'm worried about drawing
a line in the sand in the house.
So, Tom, I wanted to throw
you down as a nomination,
knowing that I have
your back and make sure
100% you will not go home.
- I'm gonna level with you,
Johnny.
- Yeah.
- During the Toxic Tea Challenge,
I literally got two people out
to make sure that you
became Supervillain.
I think it was you.
- [gasps]
- No.
- Then you wake up
the next morning...
- Uh-hmm.
Tom: ...and then, you decided
to tell me at the reward outing,
I'm going on the Hit List.
And then, on top of it,
you're, like,
kind of being a prick about it,
and I have to just sit there
and take it.
- Bro, I didn't put you down.
Do you not understand
that point?
- Well, if you would have
busted your a*s
to make sure
that I'm Supervillain...
- Bro--
- ...you know who the last person
is that's getting
put on the Hit List?
- Bro, enough of that sh*t, bro.
Tom: You do.
No, not enough of that sh*t.
Johnny: No. I'm saying--
Tom: Don't dismiss
my feelings, dude.
Johnny: I'm not dismissing it.
I've acknowledged that.
You proving your point,
I got you, bro.
But I'm telling you,
I literally did not put you down
because I couldn't guarantee
your safety.
Tom: Even when you knew you
couldn't guarantee my safety,
you were still thinking
about putting me down.
Johnny: Oh, my God.
- Don't act like you weren't.
- Because I have thoughts
about things?
Paul: If this fight
is for real,
then I think God or Satan,
not sure which one,
might just be on my side here.
There's, like, a heated
conversation going on inside.
- Between Johnny and Tom?
- Yeah.
Tyson: I wanted to vote
out Paul and keep Johnny,
but now, Tom and Johnny
are fighting.
And this isn't good for my game
because I may have
to say goodbye to Johnny
just to keep Tom close to me.
- I think he wasn't
appreciative of the fact
that Johnny wanted
to use him as like a...
- As a decoy?
- Yeah.
- It should have been
a no-brainer.
Johnny: That's the problem.
- "I can't guarantee his safety.
I'm not putting him down."
- Bro, I understand,
which is why I told you--
Tom: You don't understand.
You didn't go through what--
- How the f*ck do I not unders--?
- You-- you don't understand.
- Bro, I understand that--
- You understand
what I went through.
- Okay. Bro.
Tom: So don't act like
you understand.
Johnny: Oh, my God, bro.
Like, what the hell?
You're saying
all this sh*t to me.
I'm hearing you and...
- And then,
you're just saying, "But."
- ...I'm understanding it.
I'm not "but-ing" anything.
I'm telling you my explanation
is to why I did what I did.
- I hear your explanation.
- You can feel
how you wanna feel.
- I am.
Johnny: Yeah.
- I do feel how I feel...
Johnny: Yeah.
- ...for a reason...
Johnny: Uh-hmm.
- ...because of your actions.
Johnny: My actions--
- You could say everything
you wanna say,
but your actions speak louder.
- My actions
of not throwing you down
and you're f*cking crying
about it.
I'm so sorry
that I couldn't guarantee
your comfort the whole time.
- Dude.
Johnny: When I didn't f*cking
throw you down
because I didn't feel safe...
Tom: Because you had me
convinced.
- ...for putting you in
a f*cking vulnerable position,
and I couldn't bring you back.
- Oh, no, they're, like,
standing up and, like, in heat.
Okay.
Tyson: They're getting
aggressive?
Paul: Not--I don't know.
It went from sitting
to standing. I don't know.
- You made a smart move
not putting me down...
Johnny: I thought...
- ...because I would have exposed
the alliance,
I would have exposed what
you did to me.
Johnny: Great.
I was just--
Tom: What had you said to me,
what had you said to me.
Johnny: I was just--what?
Go ahead.
- I've made my decision,
so save your breath.
- Hey, great, Tom. Thanks.
Great conversation.
f*cking dickhead.
- You good?
Tom: Yeah.
- You f*cking b*tch.
Men do not talk
to each other like that
unless they're ready
to throw down.
And Tom knows
that he's safe in here,
which is why he's trying
to act all big and bad.
So, I hope you guys at home
know that Tom is just flexing
for the f*cking cameras,
because he would not
f*cking talk to me
like that in the streets.
I have not been this pissed off
in a very long time
in real life.
Oh, f*cking p*ssy.
Like bro,
you're a f*cking weasel.
[dramatic music playing]
[dramatic music playing]
- Y'all had a little thing
going on.
I didn't hear it, but...
- Yeah.
You're voting for Johnny, right?
- Well, I got really confused.
Out?
I had my mind set up
on keeping Johnny,
but now I'm hearing from Tom,
Johnny should actually go.
But the HBIC does her own thing,
so I have some thinking to do.
Do you have more suits
like this you're gonna be
wearing around the house?
- Maybe.
- [laughs] Okay.
I look forward to it.
- [laughs]
[Tiffany laughs]
Drita: If this house was smart,
for real,
everyone would keep Johnny here.
You wanna know why?
Tom and Jerry.
They'd be like,
"How the f*ck did this happen?"
- Uh-hmm.
Drita: I need Johnny here.
Johnny is my friend.
I care about him.
And right now,
I need to really figure out
how I can convince Christine
to keep Johnny in the house.
- Here's why I have a hard time
voting tonight.
- Uh-hmm.
Christine: The issue is
Johnny would have your back.
Drita: He would have
both of ours
'cause Johnny didn't do
us dirty ever...
Christine: Yeah.
- ...and never voted against us.
- Oh, no, no, no,
what I'm saying is,
I know that Paul would have
my back from yesterday.
[dramatic music playing]
- Yeah.
Drita: It's a no-brainer.
He didn't put you up there
when he had the chance.
And you can make me happy,
your roommate.
Don't you wanna make
your roommate happy?
If Paul stays,
they're gonna be
all Hunky-dory and bond.
For me, if I'm playing a game,
I don't want that.
Christine: Yeah.
Drita:
I'd rather have the beef
than the bondage.
- So we're voting for...
Paul?
- Right.
[snapping fingers]
[jazz music playing]
Tiffany: We stepping--
high stepping in heels.
[bell rings]
[thunder claps]
- I've never gotten used to it.
Joel: Hello, villains.
I'd like you to go
through the secret bookcase
that everyone knows
is not a secret.
Paul: Johnny shot himself
in the foot
because he decided
to fight with Tom,
but part of me thinks
that's bad
because if
they have conflict,
maybe you wanna keep him
in the house.
That's an obvious rivalry.
So I'm going in here
expecting the worst,
hoping for the best.
And at this point, I'm really
at these people's mercy.
[suspenseful music playing]
[instrumental music playing]
- Is Joel usually here?
- Yes.
Yes, he is.
- Yes. Okay. Great.
[suspenseful music playing]
- Joel?
[suspenseful music playing]
[comical record scratch]
Joel: Go.
[ominous music playing]
Tiffany: There's the man
in question.
- Oh, hi, guys.
Tiffany: Hi, Joel.
[giggles]
all: Hi.
- Villains,
tonight is your third
Banishment Ceremony.
It's the battle
of two great sex symbols
from House of Villains
Season 3.
Johnny, for most
red-blooded Americans
and Paul
for people who hang out
at too many Renaissance fair.
[fanfare music playing]
Joel: This will be our second
banishment of the week.
Ashley was banished by local
urgent care as we know.
[Christine laughs]
- So funny.
[imitates vomiting sound]
Ashley, you're sick.
You need to leave the house.
- Kate, you are the supervillain.
Please dramatically
take your throne.
Look at that.
Man, you are a real showman.
- Yup.
Joel: Johnny, Paul,
you guys are up for banishment.
Please go stand in front
of your chairs.
[suspenseful music playing]
Joel: Johnny, Paul,
the rest of the Villains
are about to vote
on which of you will be
banished from the house.
Johnny, do you
have a final plea?
Johnny: I do.
I've been nothing
but honest with the people
that I have been working with.
And Kate did you guys
all the favor
of putting that on blast
and there's no secrets now.
Ashley is gone.
I'm up here with my roommate.
We were clearly gaming.
There's no secret.
But before leaving this house,
I do wanna say,
coming from a show
where I spent a majority
of my time arguing
with b*tches...
over sh*t about hurting
their feelings,
not making
their feelings feel valid,
that's all bullshit, Tom.
And I thought that
your way of handling that
was childish, immature.
You were throwing a fit.
Today, it was ridiculous.
I went to bat for you.
- Okay, dude.
- No, this is my time.
This is my speech.
I hope to God for your sake,
you've done enough politicking
that I don't come back,
because I can assure
all you guys,
I have no enemies
in this house besides Tom...
- Okay.
- ...because the way you showed
your true colors to me today
was a complete display
of your character.
- Right.
- Yeah, great.
Tom: So, first of all,
it's nice to know
what you refer to women as
on "Love Island".
- Oh, yeah, good.
- As far as keeping...
- I was actually
referring to you.
- No, uh, it's my turn to talk.
Johnny: No, no,
I was referring
to you as a b*tch, bro.
- Oh, oh.
Johnny: That--that's...
Tom: Yeah, that's what you said.
Johnny: Well, find me one girl
in this world that I've ever
called a b*tch in their face.
Tom: You gave me your word.
You gave me your word...
Johnny: And guess what?
Tom: ...when we made
an alliance, that you...
Johnny: Yeah, go ahead.
- Uh, one of five of us
would win
and not put each other
on the Hit List.
You broke that word...
- When did I put you
on the hit list?
- ...by wanting to put me
on the--oh, I'm sorry.
You put, like...
- When did I put you
on the Hit List?
- I'm sorry,
you put the g*n in my mouth,
pulled it back out,
put it back in my mouth,
pulled it back out.
Oh, I guess
you're not an as*h*le then.
I mean, come on, dude.
Johnny: Okay.
- I'm telling you one thing.
Uh, way more people hate me
than hate you out there.
- I'm not surprised.
Tom: And they're gonna watch you
the way you acted.
Johnny: I'm not surprised.
- And your c*ck a*s and like...
- My c*ck a*s?
- ...the way you f*cking like,
"It behoove you to get over
that real quick, Tom."
- Bro, bro...
Tom: You told me the night
before I wasn't going on
the hit list.
- Oh, my God.
- Then you changed your mind.
- And this is why the
conversations go like this, bro.
- Okay, bro. Okay, bro.
- Cut--okay. Cool.
Look, bro.
Tom: What you did was f*cked up.
- All that...
- Get a grip, Tom.
Get a grip.
- Sorry.
- You are right. You are right.
- Sorry.
- What the f*ck is your problem?
- All right. Wow.
Guys, we weren't
rolling on that.
- [laughs]
- Do it again?
- Here it goes.
- Uh, Paul, leader of our choir,
you're up for banishment.
Do you have a 25-minute
final plea?
Paul: I wanna let you guys
know that
I've been in this position now
more than anybody in this game.
I have had to fight
to stay in this game.
I have had to expose my cards.
I have had to show myself.
And if you guys choose
to keep me in this game,
I don't really have
even a basic ally
to come back to because
my two roommates will be gone.
Aside from my roommates,
during that
Redemption Challenge,
I had to ask and beg
even the person
who put me up here to help me.
I didn't really have somebody.
- You don't even believe
none of the words
you just spat out here.
- Of course I do.
- You're just a liar
and you--you're wearing
that priest robe,
but sweetie, ain't nobody
asking you for prayer
or a communion cr*cker.
When are you gonna be real?
- I like to think I have been.
- I'm so sick of Paul
because he's really trying
to weigh on heartstrings.
I rose to this spider
occasion to help Paul out,
so stop making
all these excuses.
I don't wanna hear it
because you can count on me.
- Right, Tiffany, but I don't
know that in those moments.
I'm not sure because you also
were kissing Tyson.
- Well, keep putting your foot
in your mouth, rabbi.
Paul: But you helped me.
- Keep going.
You will not be the new pope.
He's already
been elected, honey.
Paul: Um, right.
I've been up here--never mind.
Whatever.
Joel: The choir has spoken.
Guys, we are gonna vote now.
[suspenseful music playing]
Tom, you are up first.
Please go vote.
- Bye, b*tch.
Joel: I don't know
if the straps are long enough
to accommodate Johnny's muscles,
but we are gonna try.
Tyson: Do you have
a seatbelt extender?
- Probably need it.
- Good Lord.
[suspenseful music playing]
Joel: This is a fantasy
I've always had, Paul.
- Sounds like
a f*cked up fantasy.
- Yes.
- [laughs]
Joel: The votes are in.
I shall now grab
the banishment tablet.
The third Villain to be banished
from the house, fourth,
if you're including Ashley,
with a vote of 4-1 is...
Johnny Middlebrooks.
- No f*cking way.
Joel: It is Johnny.
Do you have
any last words, Johnny?
- To be honest,
I feel like less of a villain
after leaving this house.
Uh, it's been a pleasure, everybody.
And have fun.
Good luck. Watch your back.
Good luck, bro.
I love you, Drita.
Thank you for the vote.
Joel: Okay, Kate,
I know this is hard for you,
but do your thing.
- Sorry, Johnny.
The house has spoken.
[buzzing]
- Another Banishment Ceremony
is in the books.
The game only gets
more competitive
and intense from here.
But as all of you
have certainly said
to a cosmetic surgeon
at one point, chin up.
- Yeah.
Joel: Everyone,
head back to the house.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Enjoy your dinner of warmth.
Bye, you guys.
Bye. See you. All right.
- Okay. I'll just go f*ck myself.
Thank you.
- Yeah. Thank you.
You made it, man.
You survived.
- Hey.
f*ck.
What?
No way, bro. What?
Joel: Next on
House of Villains.
Drita: Did you touch
this letter?
- No, I did not.
- Are you lying to me?
- Why is everybody
being so secretive
about this damn letter?
Drita: Congratulations.
You're on the Hit List.
- Who is ready
to bust a nut?
- Me!
- Yeah.
- Whoo!
- I want this so bad.
- If she wins,
I'm f*cking jerked.
You guys made it impossible
for me to get off the Hit List.
- I'm sorry about that.
Kate: It's a real big bummer.
Tom Sandoval...
- I'm sorry you have
to go through that.
- ...is a worm with a mustache.
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03x06 - This Is Bananas
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Series features 10 of reality television's most infamous villains living together and competing to be the last villain standing to win a cash prize of $200,000 and the title of America's Ultimate Supervillain.
Series features 10 of reality television's most infamous villains living together and competing to be the last villain standing to win a cash prize of $200,000 and the title of America's Ultimate Supervillain.