01x05 - Your Basketball

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NARRATOR: The Teiko Middle School basketball club.

NARRATOR: An incredibly strong team with over

CRKuro: ,one hundred members and

CRKuro: ,three consecutive championship wins.

NARRATOR: Amongst their brilliant record,

CRKuro: ,the generation of five prodigies was known as the

CRKuro: ,"Generation of Miracles."

NARRATOR: However, there was a strange rumor

CRKuro: ,concerning the Generation of Miracles.

NARRATOR: Despite being relatively unknown

CRKuro: ,and lacking a game record,

CRKuro: ,there was one more member recognized by the five prodigies.

NARRATOR: A phantom sixth man.

HYUGA: Give it your all, everyone.

CRKuro: ,This'll be just like the first quarter from here on out.

HYUGA: A back and forth run and g*n game!

KISE: I won't lose.

KISE: Not to anyone.

KISE: Not even Kurokocchi.

KUROKO: Kagami-kun...

KUROKO: If we can get the ball,

CRKuro: ,there's one more thing we can do that Kise-kun can't copy.

KUROKO: It's a simple strategy that will only work once, though.

KASAMATSU: Don't let them through!

KAGAMI: Kuroko!

KISE: He shot the ball?

KASAMATSU: No...

KASAMATSU: It's an alley-oop!

KAGAMI: This ends now!

EpTitle,EPTITLE: Your Basketball

OnScreen,SIGN: Seirin

OnScreen,SIGN: Kaijo

KAGAMI: All right!

HYUGA: I can't believe we won.

KISE: I lost?

KISE: For the first time in my life, I...

KISE: Huh? What?

STUDENT C: Is Kise crying?

STUDENT D: I know he must be frustrated, but...

STUDENT E: It's just a practice game.

KASAMATSU: You idiot!

KASAMATSU: Stop crying.

KASAMATSU: And you've got some ba*ls to say

CRKuro: ,you've never lost before.

CRKuro: ,I'll hit you!

KASAMATSU: You'd better add the word

CRKuro: ,"revenge" to that empty dictionary of yours!

REFEREE: Line up.

REFEREE: With a score of to , Seirin High wins.

ALL: Thank you very much.

KASAMATSU: Because we're in different districts,

CRKuro: ,if we play again, it'll be at Inter-High.

HYUGA: We'll be there.

CRKuro: ,I don't want to confess my love butt naked.

HYUGA: Let's go!

ALL: Yes, sir!

KAIJO A: Hey, where's Kise?

MIDORIMA: Gemini's horoscope predicted

CRKuro: ,terrible luck for you today,

MIDORIMA: but I didn't think you'd actually lose.

KISE: You came to watch, Midorimacchi?

MIDORIMA: Either way, it was an unfortunate game.

MIDORIMA: Even a monkey could have managed those dunks.

MIDORIMA: It's no wonder fate didn't choose your side.

KISE: I haven't seen you since middle school.

CRKuro: ,It's good to see you again.

KISE: I see you haven't stopped taping your fingers.

KISE: Anyway, who cares if I dunk as long as it goes in?

MIDORIMA: That's why you're no good.

MIDORIMA: Getting the ball in from up close is easy.

MIDORIMA: Getting it in from far away has true value.

MIDORIMA: Didn't anyone teach you to

CRKuro: ,"do the likeliest and God will do the best"?

MIDORIMA: Optimal effort makes you worthy of fate's grace.

MIDORIMA: I always do my best, and I always keep

CRKuro: ,the Oha-Asa horoscope's lucky item on me.

MIDORIMA: By the way, today's item is a toy frog.

MIDORIMA: That is why my shots never miss.

KISE: I've never understood that last part.

KISE: This is the Generation of Miracles' number one sh**ter.

KISE: Shouldn't you be talking to Kurokocchi instead of me?

MIDORIMA: There's no need.

CRKuro: ,B-blood types like myself and A-blood types like him never get along.

MIDORIMA: I not only acknowledge his style, but respect it.

MIDORIMA: But I cannot accept his decision to attend

CRKuro: ,an obscure school like Seirin.

MIDORIMA: I simply came because we'll play them

CRKuro: ,in the division preliminaries.

MIDORIMA: But honestly, they're not good enough.

TAKAO: Midorima, you b*stard!

CRKuro: ,You left me alone in the middle of traffic!

CRKuro: ,Do you know how embarrassing that is?!

MIDORIMA: I just came to watch the game today.

MIDORIMA: But allow me to apologize.

MIDORIMA: There is no way we will lose to Seirin.

MIDORIMA: I regret to tell you that you should give up on your revenge.

OnScreen,SIGN: Sasaki General Hospital

RIKO: Everything's okay.

HYUGA: That's great.

KUROKO: Sorry for making you worry.

IZUKI: I didn't know what would happen when you fell over.

TSUCHIDA: I'm just glad you're all right.

KOGANEI: All right! We won!

IZUKI: Let's get something to eat on the way home.

HYUGA: What do you want?

KOGANEI: Something cheap. I'm broke.

KAGAMI: Me too.

KUROKO: So am I.

RIKO: Hold on.

RIKO: How much does everyone have after transportation costs?

HYUGA: Let's go home.

CRKuro: ,Yeah.

OnScreen,SIGN: Free Steak

RIKO: It's okay. What do you say we go for steak?

OnScreen,SIGN: Super Volume kg SteakEat it in minutes or less and it's free!!Those who fail must pay , yen.

RIKO: What's wrong? Don't hold back.

ALL: This is too much!

HYUGA: What are we going to do if we can't eat all of this?

RIKO: What?

CRKuro: ,Why do you think I make you run every day?

ALL: For basketball?

HYUGA: I should know by now that this is how she is.

IZUKI: This steak is steakalicious.

KOGANEI: Sorry, but that sh*t is really annoying right now.

KUROKO: Excuse me.

HYUGA: Do you need some water?

KUROKO: I give up.

OnScreen,SIGN: Steak b*mber

ALL: Kuroko!

HYUGA: I'm dead.

KAGAMI: This is delicious!

CRKuro: ,Maybe I'll get some more.

kAGAMI: Huh? If you're not gonna eat that, can I have it?

HYUGA: He's stuffing his cheeks like a squirrel.

KAGAMI: Save me the hassle and bring them all over here.

OnScreen,SIGN: Steak b*mber

STUDENT: Kagami, thank you!

OnScreen,SIGN: Recommended DishesBigfoot SirloinMurakami Beef HamburgerSouthern French-Style KebabOpen Days A Year

KUROKO: Kise-kun?

KISE: Do you have a minute to talk?

RIKO: Thanks for the food!

STORE: Yeah, don't come back!

KAGAMI: I think I ate too much.

HYUGA: You really are a monster.

KOGANEI: But you saved us.

RIKO: Okay, let's go home. Is everyone here?

HYUGA: Where's Kuroko?

IZUKI: I'm sure he's near the back, just like he always...

ALL: He's not there.

KISE: It's been a while since we last talked like this.

KISE: How's your injury?

KUROKO: I'm fine.

KISE: I saw Midorimacchi.

KUROKO: Honestly, I don't get along with him very well.

KISE: Now that you mention it, you're right.

KISE: That left hand of his is no joke.

KISE: Especially on good days for Cancers.

KUROKO: Yes.

KISE: Seems like he just came to watch today's game.

CRKuro: ,Anyway...

KISE: First you turned me down, and then I lost today's game.

KISE: Everything's going wrong with my life right now.

KISE: I didn't expect you to say yes,

CRKuro: ,but I was serious.

KUROKO: You'll fall over.

KUROKO: Sorry.

KISE: I'm kidding.

KISE: Anyway, I wanted to ask you for your reason.

KISE: Why did you disappear

KISE: right after the middle school championship game?

RIKO: I can't believe no one noticed him leave.

RIKO: I know he's got no presence, but this is ridiculous.

KOGANEI: Doesn't Kuroko have a phone?

HYUGA: I can't believe he just disappeared like that.

CRKuro: ,What is he, a puppy?

RIKO: Let's just hurry up and find him.

CRKuro: ,Maybe I'll put him in a Boston crab hold when we do.

KAGAMI: Sheesh.

STUDENTS: Hey, over here!

STUDENTS: Pass me the ball!

KAGAMI: Street ball.

CRKuro: ,It's been a while since I've seen that in Japan.

KUROKO: I'm not sure.

KISE: What?

KUROKO: It's true I began to question Teiko's policies

CRKuro: ,because of the championship game.

KUROKO: I felt we lacked something.

KISE: Sports are all about winning.

KISE: What could be more important?

STUDENTS: Over here!

KUROKO: I thought the same thing until recently.

CRKuro: ,So I still don't know exactly what's wrong with it, but...

KUROKO: All I know

CRKuro: ,is I hated basketball at the time.

KUROKO: The feel of the ball.

CRKuro: ,The squeak of basketball shoes.

CRKuro: ,The swish of the net.

KUROKO: I started playing because I loved the game.

KUROKO: That's why I was so impressed when I met Kagami-kun.

KUROKO: He loves basketball from the bottom of his heart.

KUROKO: He seems to have been through rough times,

CRKuro: ,but he still takes basketball more seriously

CRKuro: ,than anyone else.

KISE: I don't get it.

KISE: I can say one thing, though.

KISE: If you think so highly of Kagami because of his

CRKuro: ,attitude towards basketball,

KISE: some day the two of you

CRKuro: ,will part ways.

KISE: The biggest difference between me and

CRKuro: ,the other four isn't our physical abilities.

KISE: They all have a special ability not even I can imitate.

KISE: I realized during today's game that he's still learning.

KISE: Just like the Generation of Miracles,

CRKuro: ,he has a unique ability.

KISE: For now, he's still an immature challenger.

KISE: He's enjoying the thrill of

CRKuro: ,recklessly playing strong opponents.

KISE: However,

CRKuro: ,someday he will achieve the

CRKuro: ,level of the Generation of Miracles

CRKuro: ,and grow apart from his team.

KISE: When he does, do you really believe

CRKuro: ,Kagami won't be a different person?

KAGAMI: You b*stard, why'd you disappear like that?

KAGAMI: Hey.

KISE: Were you listening?

KAGAMI: I sure as hell was.

CRKuro: ,What the hell are you kidnapping Kuroko for?

KISE: What? Who cares if I talk with him a little bit?

KAGAMI: We can't go home.

CRKuro: ,The coach won't shut up about responsibility or something.

KAGAMI: We've been looking for him.

VOICE: Damn it, looks like there's some trash over here.

SAKASAKI: Come on, you've had enough.

CRKuro: ,Give someone else a turn.

STUDENT A: We just got here. Wait your turn.

OGAKI: Our turn?

HIRANO: Now, now.

CRKuro: ,Why don't we settle this with some basketball?

KAGAMI: Who are those th*gs?

STUDENT A: All right!

HIRANO: Wow, not bad. We might lose.

STUDENT A: This is it!

SAKASAKI: And block!

STUDENT A: Huh? Hey, what was that?

STUDENT A: It's three-on-three!

HIRANO: What?

HIRANO: I said we'd play basketball.

CRKuro: ,I didn't say anything about three-on-three.

STUDENT A: What are you saying?

CRKuro: ,That's not fair!

HIRANO: Huh? What'd you say?

HIRANO: Sorry, I didn't hear you.

KUROKO: There's nothing fair about this.

HIRANO: Who the hell are you? Where'd you come from?

KUROKO: This isn't basketball.

CRKuro: ,Besides, violence is bad.

KAGAMI: What the hell is he doing?

KISE: Kurokocchi?

OGAKI: What do you think you're doing?

HIRANO: There are still guys like this these days.

HIRONO: Fine, then.

HIRONO: Let's settle this with basketball.

KISE: Mind if we play, too?

KAGAMI: Why'd you get involved, b*stard?

HIRANO: H-H-He's huge!

OGAKI: What the hell?

KAGAMI: Five-on-three's fine. Bring it on.

HIRANO: What'd you say?

ALL: They destroyed them.

STUDENT A: Amazing!

KAGAMI: What were you thinking?

KAGAMI: Did you think you could win if it turned into a fight?

KUROKO: No, they would have beaten me up.

KAGAMI: You b*stard!

KUROKO: Look at these g*ns.

KAGAMI: You don't have any!

KISE: Kurokocchi, you can be amazing sometimes.

KUROKO: I thought those guys were terrible.

KUROKO: I just wanted to tell them.

KAGAMI: You should've considered the consequences first!

KUROKO: I forgot to.

KAGAMI: Don't give me that crap!

KUROKO: I'm sorry.

KAGAMI: You said yourself they could beat you up!

KUROKO: Sorry.

KISE: I should get going.

KISE: I finally got to play with you, Kurokocchi.

KISE: And don't think I've forgotten about my revenge, Kagamicchi!

KAGAMI: "Kagamicchi"?!

KUROKO: Kise-kun adds "-cchi" to the names of

CRKuro: ,those he acknowledges.

KUROKO: That's great for you.

KAGAMI: I don't want that!

KISE: Don't lose in the preliminaries!

KUROKO: Kagami-kun, I'd like to ask you something.

KUROKO: Did you hear my conversation with Kise?

KAGAMI: About us parting ways?

CRKuro: ,We don't even get along in the first place.

KAGAMI: You're the one who said I couldn't do it alone.

CRKuro: ,If you're right, there's nothing to worry about.

KAGAMI: Besides...

KAGAMI: You'll always stand by the light.

KAGAMI: That's your basketball.

KUROKO: Kagami-kun, you say some deep things sometimes.

KAGAMI: Shut up!

RIKO: There you are! Sheesh!

HYUGA: Let's go home.

KUROKO: Kagami-kun...

KUROKO: Save... Save me...

STUDENT A: Mitobe, what's got you down?

STUDENT A: What? You're worried about the first years?

STUDENT B: It'll be fine. We're just buying some bread.

STUDENT B: Right, Tsucchi?

STUDENT C: Um, yeah.

STUDENT C: How was that a conversation?

EpTitle,TEXT: Let Me Tell You Two Things

CRKuro: ,