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01x14 - You Look Just Like Him

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Kuroko's Basketball". Aired: April 7, 2012.*
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Centres on the "Generation of Miracles", the regulars of the Teikō Middle School basketball team who rose to distinction by demolishing all competition.

01x14 - You Look Just Like Him

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NARRATOR: The Teiko Middle School basketball club.

NARRATOR: An incredibly strong team with over

CRKuro: ,one hundred members and

CRKuro: ,three consecutive championship wins.

NARRATOR: Amongst their brilliant record,

CRKuro: ,the generation of five prodigies was known as the

CRKuro: ,"Generation of Miracles."

NARRATOR: Despite being relatively unknown

CRKuro: ,and lacking a game record,

CRKuro: ,there was one more member

CRKuro: ,recognized by the five prodigies.

NARRATOR: A phantom sixth man.

MIDORIMA: You haven't changed, Aomine.

MIDORIMA: Don't you understand?

MIDORIMA: You'll be playing against Kuroko in the championship league.

AOMINE: You seem confused, Midorima.

AOMINE: The past is irrelevant.

AOMINE: We're enemies now.

AOMINE: I'm hanging up.

MIDORIMA: Sure.

SATSUKI: Midorin!

SATSUKI: Sorry to bother you while you're sad!

SATSUKI: Cheer up!

AOMINE: Shut up!

MIDORIMA: Aomine...

EpTitle,EPTITLE: You Look Just Like Him

RIKO: Let's go home!

HYUGA: No, wait... Sorry...

HYUGA: Seriously, wait...

HYUGA: We just played two games against kings.

RIKO: Oh, sorry.

RIKO: They're like zombies.

HYUGA: We'll be fine after we rest for a few minutes, but Kagami...

HYUGA: He pushed himself too hard.

KAGAMI: I can't even stand, let alone move.

RIKO: But we can't stay here forever.

RIKO: Let's go into the closest restaurant.

RIKO: Someone carry Kagami-kun.

HYUGA: Let's decided with rock, paper, scissors, then.

ALL: Rock, paper, scissors...

RIKO: Excuse me!

OWNER: Welcome.

OWNER: There's so many of you.

KAGAMI: Kuroko, you'll pay for this.

KUROKO: Sorry, you're too heavy.

RIKO: There's eleven of us.

OWNER: I'm not sure we have enough seats.

KAGAMI: Kise and Kasamatsu!

KASAMATSU: Hey! No honorifics?

CRKuro: ,Hey.

KISE: Why are we sitting together?

KISE: And Kagamicchi, why were you covered in mud?

KAGAMI: I fell. Forget about it.

KAGAMI: And don't call me Kagamicchi.

SASAMATSU: If we don't eat, they'll burn.

KISE: Oh, right.

TAKAO: Excuse me!

TAKAO: Sir, do you have two...

HYUGA: What are you doing here?

HYUGA: Where are the others?

TAKAO: We lost the upperclassmen while Shin-chan was crying.

MIDORIMA: Hey!

TAKAO: We figured we might as well get something to eat.

MIDORIMA: We're going somewhere else!

TAKAO: Hey!

TAKAO: Huh?

TAKAO: Are you Kaijo's Kasamatsu-san?

KASAMATSU: How did you know?

TAKAO: I saw you in Basketball Monthly!

TAKAO: You're nationally famous as a strong point guard!

TAKAO: Oh, wow!

TAKAO: As someone who plays the same position, I'd love to hear your stories!

TAKAO: Do you mind if we join you?

TAKAO: Let's go talk over here.

HYUGA: That table is ridiculous!

RIKO: Hey, hey!

RIKO: Isn't this exciting?

SASAMATSU: You wanted this to happen, didn't you?

TAKAO: What? Of course not.

KUROKO: Why don't we order something?

KUROKO: I'm hungry.

KISE: I'm already pretty full, so I'm fine with what we already have.

KAGAMI: Excuse me!

OWNER: Yes, sir.

MIDORIMA: I'm surprised you could eat that ****.

KAGAMI: Could we get squid ba*ls, pork ba*ls, mixed ba*ls,

KISE: Why would you say that?

CRKuro: ,octopus ba*ls, and pork kimchi ba*ls?

KISE: What sort of incantation is that?

MIDORIMA: You're ordering too much!

KUROKO: It's all right. Kagami-kun will eat all of it himself.

KISE: Is he really human?

KISE: I know losing sucks, but come on!

KISE: Yesterday's enemies are today's friends!

MIDORIMA: I just lost to him!

MIDORIMA: If anything, I can't believe you have no problem sitting with them.

MIDORIMA: You already lost to them once.

KISE: Well...

KISE: I'll get my revenge at the Inter-High, of course.

KISE: I won't lose next time.

KAGAMI: Bring it on.

MIDORIMA: Kise, you've changed a little.

KISE: Really?

MIDORIMA: Your eyes... They're strange.

KISE: Strange?

KOGANEI: There's the three!

KISE: Maybe it's because I've started practicing more

RIKO: Hot!

HYUGA: Don't play with your food!

CRKuro: ,Sorry...

CRKuro: ,since we played against Kurokocchi.

RIKO: Are you stupid? Are you stupid?

HYUGA: And what do you think you're doing?

KISE: Also, lately I've been thinking...

TAKAO: Sasamatsu-san, let me cook your food for you!

KISE: It's pretty fun playing basketball with the guys from Kaijo.

KASAMATSU: I can't eat anymore.

MIDORIMA: It seems I was mistaken.

MIDORIMA: You have not changed at all.

MIDORIMA: You have simply reverted to

CRKuro: ,a state before our three consecutive championships.

TAKAO: There.

KASAMATSU: Don't do anything crazy!

CRKuro: ,It'll be fine!

KUROKO: But...

KUROKO: We were all like that back then.

MIDORIMA: How you change is up to you.

MIDORIMA: However, I am not playing basketball to have fun.

KAGAMI: You guys think too much.

KAGAMI: Of course we play basketball because it's fun.

MIDORIMA: What did you say?

MIDORIMA: How dare you speak like you understand when you know nothing at all—

MIDORIMA: We can talk about that later.

MIDORIMA: Takao, come here.

TAKAO: Sorry, sorry.

TAKAO: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

KUROKO: Kagami-kun is right.

KUROKO: That's what I realized during today's games.

KUROKO: If it was boring, we never would have gotten this good.

MIDORIMA: Kagami, let me tell you one thing.

MIDORIMA: There are two members of the Generation of Miracles in Tokyo.

MIDORIMA: Myself, and a man named Aomine Daiki.

MIDORIMA: You will face him in the championship league.

MIDORIMA: He is the same type of player as you.

KAGAMI: What? I don't really get it,

CRKuro: ,but he's pretty strong too, right?

KUROKO: He's strong.

KUROKO: But his style of basketball...

KUROKO: I don't like it.

MIDORIMA: Well, do your best.

KUROKO: Midorima-kun...

KUROKO: Let's play again some time.

MIRODIMA: Of course we will.

MIDORIMA: I will win the next game.

TAKAO: We don't have to play rock, paper, scissors for it today.

TAKAO: But in exchange, your lucky item.

MIDORIMA: I will not fail next time.

MIDORIMA: I will purchase an even larger Shigaraki.

TAKAO: The size isn't the issue!

OWNER: Thank you!

HYUGA: All right! On to the championship league!

ALL: Yeah!

HYUGA: Huh?

HYUGA: Where did Kuroko go?

KUROKO: Excuse me...

HYUGA: Huh? Where did you...

KUROKO: I found this...

CRKuro: ,...dog.

ALL: A dog?

HYUGA: Don't take him with you!

RIKO: You're bothering the neighbors.

IZUKI: That's terrible!

KOGANEI: What are we going to do with that?

RIKO: He's so fluffy! He's so cute!

RIKO: Where did you come from? You're so cute!

HYUGA: Coach, calm down.

RIKO: Doesn't he look like someone?

HYUGA: The eyes! The eyes!

TSUCHIDA: Oh, crap! He's already become attached!

KOGANEI: Okay! Your name will be Tetsuya Number !

HYUGA: Don't name him!

HYUGA: It'll only make it harder to leave him!

IZUKI: I can't believe people still abandon their dogs.

RIKO: Hey, I've been wondering...

RIKO: What are you doing, Kagami-kun?

KAGAMI: Uh, well...

KAGAMI: I really can't handle dogs.

RIKO: Having secured our position in the Inter-High championship league,

CRKuro: ,we overcame our difficult practice tests and resumed practice.

RIKO: However...

KAGAMI: Damn it, I'm itching to play.

RIKO: You have to wait until your legs heal!

KOGANEI: Nice pass!

IZUKI: Nice shot!

HYUGA: Number , you know how to play basketball?

KOGANEI: You're quite the talker!

RIKO: Huh?

RIKO: You really don't like them?

KAGAMI: Yes.

KUROKO: Kagami-kun...

KUROKO: Don't say that.

KAGAMI: Don't look at me with those eyes!

KUROKO: He's cute.

KAGAMI: Don't, Kuroko! I'll k*ll you later!

ALL: It must be on purpose.

RIKO: Make sure you pay more attention to stretching than usual.

RIKO: We'll start with squats!

RIKO: Okay, take a one minute break.

IZUKI: These pool exercises are tough.

HYUGA: Kuroko, don't sleep! Don't just float there!

SATSUKI: What a cute dog.

KUROKO: Momoi-san...

KOGANEI: You know her?

RIKO: Uh, who are you?

SATSUKI: Um, how should I put this...

SATSUKI: I'm Tetsu-kun's girlfriend.

SATSUKI: I couldn't wait for the championship league, so I came here.

RIKO: Tetsu-kun...

SATSUKI: Kuroko Tetsuya-kun.

ALL: What?!

FURIHATA: You have a girlfriend?

KUROKO: No. She was my manager in middle school.

HYUGA: Teiko's...

RIKO: The championship league?

RIKO: Are we up against her school next?

SATSUKI: Tetsu-kun!

SATSUKI: It's good to see you again!

SATSUKI: I missed you!

KUROKO: I can't breathe, Momoi-san.

KOGANEI: I don't know what's going on!

IZUKI: I'm unbelievably jealous, Kuroko!

FURIHATA: Kuroko, you lucky b*stard!

FURIHATA: I hope you die!

KOGANEI: Wait, why Kuroko?

KOGANEI: He's dull and invisible and boring!

SATSUKI: What? That's what's so good about him.

SATSUKI: But isn't the way he becomes

CRKuro: ,a different person when he plays striking?

SATSUKI: Besides...

SATSUKI: He gave me a popsicle.

ALL: What?

BOY: So, there's a new...

SATSUKI: That must be nice.

SATSUKI: Eating popsicles with everyone...

KUROKO: Excuse me...

KUROKO: I don't want this anymore, so you can have it.

SATSUKI: What?

SATSUKI: I can have it?

SATSUKI: You're giving me your garbage?

CRKuro: ,Don't you think that's mean?

Stick,STICK: Winner

SATSUKI: That's why I wanted to go to the same school as Tetsu-kun.

SATSUKI: But, but...

KUROKO: Momoi-san, your voice echoes inside the pool,

CRKuro: ,so please don't yell.

ALL: What's going on?

RIKO: Who does she think she is?

RIKO: Just because her boobs are a little big

CRKuro: ,and she's kind of cute,

CRKuro: ,you guys are making too much of a fuss over her!

RIKO: Right, Hyuga-kun?

HYUGA: Yeah, right.

SATSUKI: Wait, Tetsu-kun!

SATSUKI: Tetsu-kun!

RIKO: Don't try to sneak glances at her!

SATSUKI: You'll k*ll Hyuga-san!

HYUGA: Huh? How do you know my name?

SATSUKI: I know all of you.

SATSUKI: Seirin basketball club captain and clutch sh**ter, Hyuga-san.

SATSUKI: The eagle-eyed point guard, Izuki-san.

SATSUKI: The silent and hard working hook sh**ter, Mitobe-san.

SATSUKI: The power forward with incredible jumping power, Kagami-kun.

SATSUKI: Also Koganei-san and Tsuchida-san.

KOGANEI: What?

TSUCHIDA: That's all?

SATSUKI: Finally...

SATSUKI: The barely-B coach, Riko-san.

RIKO: Don't be ridiculous!

RIKO: What's her problem?

KUROKO: Momoi-san...

KUROKO: Did you really go to Aomine-kun's school?

SATSUKI: Yeah.

SATSUKI: I really did want to go to your school.

SATSUKI: But who knows what he'll do if I don't watch him?

SATSUKI: He looks just like you.

SATSUKI: What's wrong?

SATSUKI: He's so cute!

KAGAMI: I can't just sit around anymore.

KAGAMI: The pain's mostly gone!

AOMINE: Hey.

AOMINE: You're Kagami Taiga, right?

AOMINE: Play me. I'll test you.

KAGAMI: What? Who the hell are you?

KAGAMI: I don't take kindly to guys who tell me to play them

CRKuro: ,without even telling me their names.

AOMINE: I'm not asking how you feel.

AOMINE: If I tell you to play, you play.

AOMINE: I'll tell you my name, at least.

AOMINE: It's Aomine Daiki.

KAGAMI: Aomine?

KAGAMI: I've heard about you,

CRKuro: ,but you can't expect me to

CRKuro: ,just say yes when you talk down to me like...

AOMINE: Come on, now!

AOMINE: I said I'm not asking.

AOMINE: Shut up and play.

AOMINE: No one's expecting a real match.

AOMINE: I told you, I'm testing you.

AOMINE: I'm not looking for something

CRKuro: ,that doesn't exist, like a stronger player than myself.

AOMINE: I just want to know how much you can do

CRKuro: ,to relieve my boredom.

KAGAMI: From Kise to Midorima,

KAGAMI: the Generation of Miracles is full of guys who piss me off.

KAGAMI: But you're exceptional even among them.

KAGAMI: I'll crush you.

SATSUKI: Congratulations on advancing to the championship league.

KUROKO: Momoi-san, aren't you going, too?

SATSUKI: Huh? Did I already tell you?

KUROKO: You just said you couldn't wait until the championship league.

SATSUKI: Did I?

KUROKO: Yes.

SATSUKI: The next time we meet, we'll be on different benches.

KUROKO: Yes.

SATSUKI: I watched a video of your game against Midorin.

SATSUKI: It was a great game.

SATSUKI: Kagami-kun...

SATSUKI: He plays just like he used to play.

KUROKO: Yes...

SATSUKI: Watching you two play brought back memories.

AOMINE: Nice pass, Tetsu!

MURASAKIBARA: Kurochin, Minechin,

CRKuro: ,you guys are as infuriatingly in tune with each other as usual.

KISE: Kurokocchi, I wish you'd pass to me sometimes!

KUROKO: Tell the captain.

AKASHI: After watching that play,

CRKuro: ,we'll have to make this our standard course.

AOMINE: I really don't get it.

AOMINE: Tetsu, we can't agree on anything else,

CRKuro: ,but we play basketball so well together.

KISE: I wonder why?

MIDORIMA: Kuroko is a shadow.

KISE: What?

MIDORIMA: The stronger the light, the darker the shadow.

MIDORIMA: In other words, working with a stronger player

CRKuro: ,makes Kuroko's abilities even stronger.

MIDORIMA: It's not as though we are not in tune with Kuroko.

MIDORIMA: But Aomine is the strongest.

MIDORIMA: If he works best with Kuroko,

MIDORIMA: then he must shine brighter than the rest of us.

IMAYOSHI: Hey.

PLAYERS: Hey!

IMAYOSHI: Where's Aomine?

WAKAMATSU: He went off somewhere.

WAKAMATSU: He's skipping practice again.

IMAYOSHI: He's incorrigible.

IMAYOSHI: Hey, Sakurai.

SAKURAI: Huh? Oh, yes! Sorry.

IMAYOSHI: What?

SAKURAI: I could've stopped him since I'm in his class,

CRKuro: ,but I couldn't, so I...

IMAYOSHI: Oh, don't worry about...

SAKURAI: I'm really sorry I'm alive.

IMAYOSHI: You're sorry you're alive?

SAKURAI: Sorry, sorry!

SAKURAI: I'm so weak!

IMAYOSHI: Weak?

CRKuro: ,Sorry...

IMAYOSHI: Enough already. It's actually a little annoying.

SAKURAI: Sorry, sorry!

SAKURAI: Sorry! I'm sorry I'm annoying!

SAKURAI: Sorry, sorry!

WAKAMATSU: Also, Momoi isn't here either.

SAKURAI: Sorry, sorry!

IMAYOSHI: Yeah, don't worry about that either.

IMAYOSHI: That's her job.

SATSUKI: I prefer the way Aomine-kun used to play with you.

SATSUKI: He started playing basketball by himself.

SATSUKI: Isolated from the team, I thought losing would change him.

SATSUKI: But he doesn't lose.

SATSUKI: Even by himself, no one can stop him.

SATSUKI: Oh, sorry.

SATSUKI: Conversations about the past always turn dark.

KUROKO: Will he change?

SATSUKI: Huh?

KUROKO: If someone stops Aomine-kun.

SATSUKI: What? But...

KUROKO: I know Aomine-kun's strength.

KUROKO: But I won't be fighting him alone.

KUROKO: I promise I will beat Aomine-kun.

AOMINE: This is ridiculous.

AOMINE: Did you really beat Midorima?

KAGAMI: b*stard...

AOMINE: Tetsu's judgment must be clouded.

AOMINE: You can't draw out his full potential.

AOMINE: He's a shadow.

AOMINE: The stronger the light, the darker the shadow.

AOMINE: In other words,

CRKuro: ,he becomes stronger or weaker depending on the strength of the light.

AOMINE: Your light is

CRKuro: ,too dim.

Preview: ,Preview

KOGANEI: We're finally on to the championship league!

RIKO: Stay on the bench and don't get hurt.

KOGANEI: Oh, okay.

RIKO: And don't miss all your shots!

RIKO: And don't hit on our opponent's manager!

NextEpTitle,TEXT: Don't Make Me Laugh

RIKO: Hey!

CRKuro: ,