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01x23 - Not An Adult!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Kuroko's Basketball". Aired: April 7, 2012.*
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Centres on the "Generation of Miracles", the regulars of the Teikō Middle School basketball team who rose to distinction by demolishing all competition.

01x23 - Not An Adult!

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KAGAMI: My jumping power...

KAGAMI: A style that utilizes that strength...

KAGAMI: There's only one answer.

KAGAMI: Aerial combat!

CRKuro: ,That's the only place I stand a chance against

CRKuro: ,the Generation of Miracles!

KAGAMI: What's wrong?

KUROKO: You may be able to beat the

CRKuro: ,Generation of Miracles in an aerial battle.

KUROKO: But you may not be able to beat them on the ground.

KUROKO: My passes don't work against them.

KUROKO: If you can't do it, no one in Seirin stands a chance.

KUROKO: But I just came up with something.

KUROKO: A new kind of basketball to make the most of you

CRKuro: ,and the rest of the team.

KUROKO: By mastering my own drive in addition to my passes,

CRKuro: ,I will surpass the Generation of Miracles.

KISE: I won't lose, Aominecchi.

AOMINE: Have you ever beaten me before?

KISE: I really don't want to lose today.

EpTitle,EPTITLE: I'm Not Mature!

GIRL : That's amazing!

GIRL : What is?

GIRL : It's the lifting test.

GIRL : Only Kise-kun and Tanaka-kun from the

CRKuro: ,soccer team haven't dropped the ball at all!

MAN: , , ...

KISE: I can already do this after watching someone for a bit.

KISE: If anything, I can't believe there

CRKuro: ,are guys who can't do this.

KISE: He said we'd get an A if we lifted more than times,

CRKuro: ,so I guess I'm done.

KISE: Style is okay, athletics are okay,

CRKuro: ,and academics are pretty okay, too.

KISE: But I'm so bored.

KISE: I like sports, but I always master them so quickly.

KISE: If I play long enough, there's no one left to face me.

KISE: Anybody, please, light a fire in me.

KISE: I wonder if there's anyone so amazing

CRKuro: ,I don't stand a chance against him.

KISE: He's got to be around somewhere.

KISE: Come on out.

KISE: Just kidding...

AOMINE: Sorry, sorry.

AOMINE: Hey, you're that famous model, Kise-kun.

KISE: What's your problem?

AOMINE: Thanks.

KISE: Basketball, huh?

CRKuro: ,I haven't tried that one yet.

KISE: Now that I think of it, I heard our school is pretty strong.

KISE: Amazing!

CRKuro: ,That speed, those movements...

KISE: Can I do that?

KISE: It's impossible. No, maybe if I try...

KISE: Oh, man. I found someone amazing!

KISE: Going forward, no matter how hard I try,

CRKuro: ,I may never catch up to him.

KISE: But that's just what I want!

KISE: I want to play basketball with this guy!

KISE: Someday... Someday...

KISE: Not someday.

CRKuro: ,Today is the day.

IZUKI: The game's starting!

HYUGA: It's Kaijo's ball first!

RIKO: How will they play?

RIKO: Having played against both Kise-kun and Aomine-kun,

CRKuro: ,honestly speaking, I feel Aomine-kun is better.

KASAMATSU: Forget the small stuff.

KASAMATSU: Our ace is...

KASAMATSU: Kise!

KAGAMI: Kise versus Aomine!

CRKuro: ,They're already at it!

KOGANEI: He broke past him!

AOMINE: You're just as weak as you've always been.

AOMINE: You thought you got past me with that?

TSUCHIDA: No, it's a steal!

KOGANEI: Touou's on the counterattack!

WAKAMATSU: No. ...

WAKAMATSU: This guy's better at defense than he looks.

WAKAMATSU: In that case...

SAKURAI: Sorry!

MORIYAMA: What a quick release!

ScoreboardL,SIGN: Kaijo

ScoreboardR,SIGN: Touou Academy

IZUKI: A three pointer.

KIYOSHI: Looks like Touou took the first basket.

RIKO: What? Kise-kun again?

SAKURAI: That's... What?

WAKAMATSU: That's Sakurai's quick shot!

AOMINE: I see you're still good at copying people.

AOMINE: But it's not enough to win!

KAGAMI: He's fast!

CRKuro: ,He got his hand on the ball even after jumping so late!

IZUKI: It can't be good for them

CRKuro: ,to have their ace stopped repeatedly already.

IZUKI: If they get a counter off of this...

IMAYOSHI: We're in control of the game!

IMAYOSHI: What?

KASAMATSU: We're not generous enough to hand over control that easily!

ScoreboardL,SIGN: Kaijo

ScoreboardR,SIGN: Touou Academy

TSUCHIDA: They're tied!

KASAMATSU: Defense! Let's stop them!

ALL: Yeah!

HYUGA: He made a sudden shot from there?

HYUGA: He could have regrouped before attacking.

HYUGA: They got them right back and broke their control!

KASAMATSU: We'll follow up on you as much as you need!

KASAMATSU: Keep going!

KISE: Senpai...

KASAMATSU: I didn't say you could let them get you, though!

KISE: Sorry!

WAKAMATSU: These guys are getting fired up!

CRKuro: ,They're trying to take control.

HARASAWA: They've almost taken control of the game.

HARASAWA: Kasamatsu-kun, is it?

HARASAWA: He's got good leadership skills.

CRKuro: ,There aren't many guys like him.

HARASAWA: As long as we don't stop him,

CRKuro: ,we won't be able to take control.

AOMINE: I see. What a dependable senior.

AOMINE: If you can't fight me yourself,

CRKuro: ,you'll fight me all at once, huh?

AOMINE: You've started thinking like Tetsu.

AOMINE: Did you have a change of heart after losing to him?

AOMINE: You're putting me to sleep.

KISE: What?

CRKuro: ,I didn't mention anything like that.

AOMINE: b*stard!

KIYOSHI: They have no openings. Their defense is good.

KISE: I guess I've come to acknowledge Kurokocchi's thinking.

KISE: I even want to make Kaijo win.

KISE: But I don't care what's correct.

KISE: I just want to beat you.

KISE: I'm not mature enough to play basketball

CRKuro: ,with reason over instinct!

AOMINE: Bring it on.

KAGAMI: When it comes to physical ability,

CRKuro: ,Kise's not any worse than Aomine.

KAGAMI: But I'm still not sure he can beat Aomine's one-on-one.

IZUKI: A pass?

KAGAMI: What a quick switch!

KOGANEI: Amazing! He stopped him!

HARASAWA: It's not over yet.

KAGAMI: A formless shot!

KAGAMI: Seriously?

FURIHATA: He completely...

FUKUDA: ...stopped...

ALL: ...Aomine!

KAWAHARA: Amazing!

FURIHATA: He stopped Aomine!

IMAYOSHI: I'm impressed.

CRKuro: ,That's the first time I've seen anyone

CRKuro: ,stop Aomine in a one-on-one.

AOMINE: I didn't think you'd actually stop me.

KISE: Who do you think played and lost

CRKuro: ,one-on-one to you every day?

KISE: I know you better than anyone else.

AOMINE: I see.

KISE: Aominecchi! Let's play!

KISE: One more game! One more game!

AOMINE: No way! I'm done for today.

AOMINE: What time do you think it is?

KISE: Damn it...

KISE: Damn, I'm smiling. He really is strong.

KISE: But losing still sucks!

KISE: It hurts, but I'm having fun.

CRKuro: ,What is this feeling?

SATSUKI: Why don't you go a little easier on him?

SATSUKI: Kise-kun's never played before.

AOMINE: Go easy on him?

AOMINE: I can't afford to do that.

HARASAWA: Momoi-san... Momoi-san...

HARASAWA: Momoi-san...

SATSUKI: What? I'm sorry.

HARASAWA: Did you give Aomine-kun Kise-kun's data?

SATSUKI: I'm sorry. He refused to accept it.

HARASAWA: Then defending may prove a little tricky.

SATSUKI: No, we'll be fine.

SATSUKI: I gave the data to the other four.

SATSUKI: His past data and

CRKuro: ,his future data.

HYUGA: He stopped Aomine,

CRKuro: ,but Touou has another strength.

HYUGA: Momoi's precognitive defense.

KASAMATSU: What should we do? Should I pass to Kise?

KASAMATSU: Moriyama!

IMAYOSHI: We won't fall for that!

CRKuro: ,You're going to fake a pass

IMAYOSHI: and go for the drive!

IZUKI: They knew?

KASAMATSU: You're wrong!

CRKuro: ,I'm really going for what's coming next.

KASAMATSU: The turnaround!

IMAYOSHI: Into a fadeaway jump!

FURIHATA: He knew he'd do that, too!

KASAMATSU: You're right, but it doesn't matter!

IMAYOSHI: He's fast! You're kidding!

IMAYOSHI: I knew it was coming, but I couldn't keep up!

KASAMATSU: He scraped it with his nail.

KASAMATSU: Rebound!

HAYAKAWA: I'll get it this time!

SUSA: Crap, the offense rebounded.

WAKAMATSU: This guy...

WAKAMATSU: Shut up already!

SAKURAI: His form is unique. It's almost strange!

SAKURAI: His spin is terrible, but his shots still go in!

ANNOUNCER: The first quarter is over.

ScoreboardL,SIGN: Kaijo

ScoreboardR,SIGN: Touou Academy

RIKO: Kaijo completely took the first quarter.

KAGAMI: Aomine's not holding back again, is he?

KUROKO: No, he must be trying.

KUROKO: I can only assume Kise-kun is beating him.

SATSUKI: Listen to me, Aomine-kun. At this rate...

AOMINE: Shut up, Satsuki.

AOMINE: Kise's gotten stronger. I'm in trouble.

TAKEUCHI: Good job, everyone!

TAKEUCHI: Kise, you're doing good, too!

MORIYAMA: We're not losing to Aomine. At this rate...

KISE: I don't know about that.

KISE: If we won like this, it would be too easy.

HYUGA: Kaijo's in the lead. Honestly, I'm surprised.

IZUKI: Yeah.

KAGAMI: I didn't expect Kise to crush Aomine this badly.

KAGAMI: He's definitely gotten stronger.

KIYOSHI: Can I ask you something?

KIYOSHI: How did you guys beat Kaijo?

ALL: Um...

KAGAMI: With spirit?

KUROKO: Also, while I said Aomine-kun is trying,

CRKuro: ,he tends to get stronger as the game goes on.

KUROKO: If he's going to get any better,

CRKuro: ,it will probably happen soon.

HAYAKAWA: All right! Let's go!

HAYAKAWA: Let's do it! Let's get those rebounds!

HAYAKAWA: I'm ready to go! Yeah!

WAKAMATSU: That guy won't shut up!

IMAYOSHI: You're always pretty loud, too.

WAKAMATSU: What?

SUSA: You're actually quite similar.

WAKAMATSU: You're kidding!

IMAYOSHI: Anyway, it's no fun watching your opponents celebrate.

IMAYOSHI: Let's take it slow, shall we?

HYUGA: I thought they'd play more aggressively from the start,

CRKuro: ,but they're pretty quiet.

FURIHATA: There it is!

FUKUDA: Touou took the first basket of the second quarter!

WAKAMATSU: Calm down!

WAKAMATSU: Let's get them back!

WAKAMATSU: This guy...

IMAYOSHI: I know you're fast, so I'm not letting you go.

IMAYOSHI: Let me tell you one more thing.

IMAYOSHI: No matter who he's up against, Aomine doesn't lose.

IMAYOSHI: He's the best.

KISE: Such pressure!

KAGAMI: I can feel it all the way up here!

KAGAMI: Their focus is intense!

KASAMATSU: I don't know what you're planning, but our Kise...

IMAYOSHI: Planning?

CRKuro: ,We don't have anything like that.

IMAYOSHI: Planning is something small fry like you do.

IMAYOSHI: Put simply, it's a difference in skill.

IMAYOSHI: There are plenty of reasons for it.

CRKuro: ,For example...

IMAYOSHI: Agility!

KISE: He knows what I'm planning?

KISE: No, he's just fast!

AOMINE: You said you know me better than anyone.

AOMINE: Did you not think it could work the other way around?

KISE: From the left

KISE: to a crossover on the right!

KISE: I stopped him!

KISE: No... The other way?

IMAYOSHI: And then there's skill.

KAGAMI: Seriously?

CRKuro: ,Kise should have had the advantage.

KAGAMI: But he forced another play

CRKuro: ,from Kise's changing center of gravity!

KASAMATSU: No foul, Kobori!

REFEREE: Basket counts! One free throw!

KAWAHARA: He made the shot!

FUKUDA: How did that go in?

KOBORI: Sorry.

KASAMATSU: Don't worry about it.

CRKuro: ,Get ready for the next play.

ScoreboardL,SIGN: Kaijo

ScoreboardR,SIGN: Touou Academy

FURIHATA: They're tied!

KAWAHARA: Touou quickly closed in on them!

HYUGA: This isn't good.

CRKuro: ,They can't stop Aomine anymore.

CRKuro: ,He's too strong.

HYUGA: Not even Kise can beat him.

TSUCHIDA: Again?

RIKO: Kaijo must intend to put everything on Kise.

IMAYOSHI: You still don't understand.

IMAYOSHI: Your Kise-kun's good at copying people, but that's it.

IMAYOSHI: It's the biggest reason Kise-kun can't win.

IMAYOSHI: He doesn't have his own weapon.

IMAYOSHI: It's impossible for him to beat Aomine at basketball.

KASAMATSU: Say, do a lot of people

CRKuro: ,tell you you've got a bad personality?

IMAYOSHI: Whoa, now. That's pretty harsh.

KASAMATSU: You're the one who doesn't understand.

KASAMATSU: Copying techniques and making them your own is learning.

KASAMATSU: In other words, it's growing.

AOMINE: This guy...

AOMINE: He's copying Kasamatsu this time.

CRKuro: ,But...

AOMINE: Too bad!

AOMINE: I'm your mark.

CRKuro: ,Don't assume I'm like that evil glasses guy.

IMAYOSHI: Are you talking about me?

CRKuro: ,So mean!

ANNOUNCER: Kaijo High School, time out.

ScoreboardL,SIGN: Kaijo

ScoreboardR,SIGN: Touou Academy

HYUGA: They're tied.

HYUGA: But the game's just getting started.

HYUGA: Touou won't be easy to stop once they get going.

KIYOSHI: But the difference between the two teams isn't much.

KIYOSHI: Victory will be decided by the difference between their aces.

KIYOSHI: What will they do?

KAGAMI: Kuroko?

KISE: Just like I thought, Aominecchi is amazing.

KISE: If we don't prepare ourselves, we're screwed.

TAKEUCHI: Quick turnarounds are their specialty.

TAKEUCHI: Don't match their pace.

TAKEUCHI: Also, the inside...

KISE: Coach.

KISE: That thing I mentioned before the game...

KISE: I want you to let me do it.

Preview,AOMINE: Preview

KISE: I want to beat Aominecchi.

AOMINE: Copy me?

CRKuro: ,Even if you manage it, it won't change the results.

KISE: I don't want Aominecchi to lose.

AOMINE: The only one who can beat me is me.

KISE: I give up on looking up to him.

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