02x11 - Don't be Ridiculous

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HANAMIYA: I'm kidding, idiot.

HANAMIYA: They say the misfortune of others tastes like honey.

HANAMIYA: You're only just starting to grind your teeth.

AOMINE: You're going to lose this game.

AOMINE: You made Tetsu angry.

AOMINE: That's all.

IZUKI: Crap!

RIKO: Izuki-kun had the ball stolen twice?

RIKO: That's impossible.

IZUKI: Damn it, again!

IMAYOSHI: Seirin's in trouble.

IMAYOSHI: They're like prey caught in the spider's web.

HANAMIYA: I already know everything, you idiot.

HANAMIYA: You're going to pass to Kiyoshi next.

IMAYOSHI: I don't believe it.

IMAYOSHI: That attack...

IMAYOSHI: Kuroko changed the pass course on his own.

IMAYOSHI: Not even Hanamiya can predict a pass his teammates aren't expecting.

AOMINE: What you need isn't logic...

AOMINE: It's trust.

HANAMIYA: I don't care about protection or trust.

HANAMIYA: It's annoying as hell.

HANAMIYA: I won't be satisfied until I break them all.

FURIHATA: He missed!

KOGANEI: Is Kiyoshi okay?

RIKO: You're out, Teppei.

KIYOSHI: What? Wait a minute!

KIYOSHI: Just a little more! If you take me out now...

RIKO: No.

RIKO: If it means repeating what happened last year,

RIKO: I'd rather have you hate me.

HYUGA: I'm sick of this!

HYUGA: We're telling you to leave the rest to us!

HYUGA: Shut up and sit down!

HYUGA: You think we'd break our promise?

KIYOSHI: You're right.

KIYOSHI: The rest is up to you.

HYUGA: Of course it is, moron!

HYUGA: Stay there and wait like a good little boy!

HYUGA: We'll bring you back a ticket to the Winter Cup!

EpTitle,EPTITLE: Episode Don't be Ridiculous

ScoreboardL,SCORE: Seirin

ScoreboardR,SCORE: Kirisaki Dai Ichi

KASAMATSU: They took out No. ?

KISE: He's been the focus of the rough play.

KASAMATSU: They must've taken him out before it became fatal.

KISE: Is this going to break Seirin?

KASAMATSU: No.

KASAMATSU: It might be the reason they won't break.

HARA: This guy again.

IZUKI: The ball made it through!

IZUKI: Make the shot!

FUKUDA: So close!

KAGAMI: Now that Kuroko's acting on his own, our passes are making it through.

IZUKI: But without Hyuga's threes, we can't make it.

WAKAMATSU: Hyuga's not making his shots today.

WAKAMATSU: He really needs to make them now, too.

WAKAMATSU: What do you think, Sakurai?

SAKURAI: His shoulders are tenser than usual.

SAKURAI: It's like he's overexcited.

SAKURAI: Three-pointers that require a delicate touch are a matter of chance.

SAKURAI: No matter how good the shot, sometimes they just don't go in.

WAKAMATSU: So, then...

SAKURAI: However...

SAKURAI: Once you make one, it doesn't stop.

SAKURAI: He's especially like that.

KIYOSHI: Riko...

KIYOSHI: I'm sorry for talking to you like that.

KIYOSHI: This is what I came back for.

KIYOSHI: If you switch me out now,

KIYOSHI: I'll hate you for the rest of my life.

RIKO: I understand how you feel.

RIKO: The reason the damage to the rest of the team

CRKuro: ,has been so light against such a violent team

CRKuro: ,is because you protected them, Teppei.

RIKO: Hyuga-kun and the others will handle the rest.

HYUGA: Mitobe!

HANAMIYA: You think you can do anything without Kiyoshi?

HANAMIYA: Who's next after that piece of junk?

HYUGA: I'm going to get you, Hanamiya.

HYUGA: I promise you won't

HYUGA: get away with this!

KOGANEI: Hyuga!

FURIHATA: Captain!

REFEREE: Out of bounds!

REFEREE: White ball!

HYUGA: Just so you know, I hate you.

TSUCHIDA: All right!

HYUGA: What are you talking about?

HYUGA: You were obviously late on the rebound!

HANAMIYA: Hey, now. Are you saying we did that on purpose?

KIYOSHI: Hyuga, don't!

KIYOSHI: It's no big deal.

KIYOSHI: I'll be back soon.

KIYOSHI: This year is probably my last chance.

KIYOSHI: Even if it destroys my knees, I'm playing.

HYUGA: Until now, my mind's been full of thoughts of beating Hanamiya,

CRKuro: ,but...

HYUGA: I see.

HYUGA: Well, it can't be helped.

HYUGA: We'll become the best team in Japan next year.

HYUGA: That's not the promise we made.

HYUGA: Besides, there's something else.

HYUGA: I've been meaning to say it since last year.

FURUHASHI: His expression changed?

FURUHASHI: Crap.

HYUGA: It's really hard to say, though, especially now.

HYUGA: Now that I think of it, even high fives...

HYUGA: Huh? I don't think we've ever done it before.

HYUGA: I'd better start there.

HYUGA: Once we win this game, I'll do it.

SAKURAI: This is...

WAKAMATSU: What? Another miss?

SAKURAI: Just the opposite.

SAKURAI: It's perfect.

SAKURAI: It can't

CRKuro: ,miss.

TSUCHIDA: All right!

FURIHATA: He made a three!

KISE: He made the shot.

KASAMATSU: They didn't break.

ScoreboardL,SCORE: Seirin

ScoreboardR,SCORE: Kirisaki Dai Ichi

HYUGA: Yeah!

IZUKI: Hyuga...

IZUKI: I'd better keep up.

HANAMIYA: This guy...

TSUCHIDA: Go, counter!

FUKUDA: Another three!

FURIHATA: We scored from the inside this time!

KAWAHARA: The ball's rolling now!

KISE: They're doing it.

KASAMATSU: Now that the outside's scoring, the inside's coming to life.

SAKURAI: Amazing.

IMAYOSHI: Hanamiya's spider web...

IMAYOSHI: Kuroko broke the strands, and Hyuga's three freed the team.

IMAYOSHI: Stopping Seirin now will be difficult.

KASAMATSU: They scored.

KISE: Kirisaki's determined, too.

HYUGA: Change gears!

HYUGA: Let's get it back!

BOTH: Yeah!

RIKO: What? The best in Japan?

RIKO: Another bold statement from Hyuga-kun.

RIKO: Actually, I overheard their conversation.

KIYOSHI: Really? I think we can do it.

RIKO: You sound pretty confident.

KIYOSHI: It's not confidence.

KIYOSHI: I just have a feeling.

RIKO: What are you talking about?

KIYOSHI: This team will become stronger.

KIYOSHI: I have a feeling it will.

KOGANEI: We're making a comeback!

KAWAHARA: Hyuga-senpai's three!

TSUCHIDA: The Winter Cup is right in front of us!

YAMAZAKI: Damn it.

HARA: b*stard.

FURHASHI: No. 's three is a problem,

CRKuro: ,but he's the one who changed the flow of the game.

FURUHASHI: The phantom sixth man of the Generation of Miracles.

FURUHASHI: Hanamiya?

IZUKI: A screen!

IZUKI: Switch!

HANAMIYA: This is ridiculous.

HANAMIYA: It's all...

HANAMIYA: It's all your fault!

KAGAMI: That b*stard.

KAGAMI: It can't be...

BOTH: Kuroko!

SETO: He dodged it!

SETO: If we just crush him, we could shut down Seirin's offense!

HANAMIYA: Piece of sh*t.

HANAMIYA: If only you weren't here...

HANAMIYA: Just kidding, idiot!

HYUGA: He jumped so early!

HYUGA: Is it a layup?

HYUGA: From there?

HYUGA: No...

SAKURAI: A teardrop?

SAKURAI: Could it be?

WAKAMATSU: He's breaking that out now?

IMAYOSHI: They had another card up their sleeve.

HANAMIYA: You thought all I could do was play aggressively and steal the ball?

HANAMIYA: Of course not, idiots.

HANAMIYA: Even without tricks, I can score whenever I want.

HANAMIYA: Honestly, I'm disappointed I couldn't crush you,

HANAMIYA: but whatever.

ScoreboardL,SCORE: Seirin

ScoreboardR,SCORE: Kirisaki Dai Ichi

HANAMIYA: If I win, either way, it's game over for your dreams.

HANAMIYA: It'll be the end of your disgusting little game of friendship, too.

KUROKO: Don't be ridiculous.

KUROKO: I chose

KUROKO: to fight because I thought the Generation of Miracles' basketball was wrong.

KUROKO: But they'd never do

CRKuro: ,anything underhanded like you.

KUROKO: With your style, don't get in the way of our,

KUROKO: of the seniors',

KUROKO: of everyone's

KUROKO: dreams!

KIYOSHI: Jam it in, Kagami!

FUKUDA: Another comeback!

KAWAHARA: Amazing!

SAKURAI: The game is...

HYUGA: We're not done yet!

HYUGA: Don't let up until it's over!

ALL: Yeah!

SETO: So high!

FURUHASHI: What?!

ScoreboardL,SCORE: Seirin

ScoreboardR,SCORE: Kirisaki Dai Ichi

CRKuro: ,All right!

IZUKI: We did it!

BOTH: Yes!

KAGAMI: We're going to the Winter Cup!

KASAMATSU: Seirin did it.

KISE: Yeah.

HANAMIYA: I lost, Seirin.

HANAMIYA: And Kiyoshi...

HANAMIYA: I'm sorry for everything.

HANAMIYA: Like I'd ever say that, idiots!

HANAMIYA: You're the first ones to ruin my plans this badly.

HANAMIYA: I'll make you regret it for the rest of your lives.

HANAMIYA: Next time, I'll crush you!

KIYOSHI: Hanamiya...

KIYOSHI: That last shot you made...

KIYOSHI: I thought it was amazing.

KIYOSHI: Let's play again.

HANAMIYA: Don't be ridiculous.

HANAMIYA: Damn it.

HANAMIYA: Damn it!

MOMOI: Aomine-kun?

AOMINE: I'm leaving.

MOMOI: Leaving? But Shutoku's game isn't over yet.

AOMINE: He's not going to lose.

AOMINE: They're all taking their time.

AOMINE: I'm sick of waiting.

SHUTOKU: Go, go, Shutoku!

SHUTOKU: Go, go, Shutoku!

SENSHINKAN A: Damn it.

MIDORIMA: So you've won, Kuroko.

ScoreboardL,SCORE: Shutoku

ScoreboardR,SCORE: Senshinkan

SHUTOKU: Yeah!

TAKAO: Nice shot, Shin-chan.

MIDORIMA: Of course.

IMAYOSHI: Shutoku's going to the Winter Cup, too.

IMAYOSHI: Well, that was expected.

SAKURAI: Aomine-san was smiling.

IMAYOSHI: Considering the meaning of today's results, of course he was.

SAKURAI: What meaning?

IMAYOSHI: I'm starting to get excited, too.

Room,SIGN: Seirin High Changing Room

RIKO: No one's forgetting anything, right?

RIKO: Huh? Where's Kuroko-kun?

FUKUDA: Kagami's looking for him.

RIKO: They're always wandering around somewhere.

KIYOSHI: I understand how Kuroko feels.

KIYOSHI: In any case, things are finally starting now.

KOGANEI: Starting?

KOGANEI: You mean the Winter Cup?

KIYOSHI: Yeah.

KIYOSHI: But that's not all.

KIYOSHI: This will probably be the only year they have a special bracket.

KIYOSHI: Every one of Teiko's prodigies, including the phantom sixth man, is participating.

KAGAMI: Everyone's leaving, you idiot.

KUROKO: Don't scare me like that.

KUROKO: You'll make me angry.

KAGAMI: That's how I feel all the time!

CRKuro: ,Jeez...

KAGAMI: What are you dribbling for now?

KUROKO: Sorry. I just couldn't sit still.

KAGAMI: Trembling with excitement, huh?

KUROKO: I don't know.

KUROKO: It's just,

KUROKO: since we won and advanced to the Winter Cup,

KUROKO: I'm so excited, I can't stop shaking.

KAGAMI: That's what you call trembling with excitement.

KUROKO: Ow.

KASAMATSU: Let's go.

MOMOI: Hey, wait!

TAKAO: Shin-chan.

KIYOSHI: The Winter Cup will be all-out w*r with the Generation of Miracles.

KAGAMI: All right!

KAGAMI: I feel awesome!

KAGAMI: Ow!

HYUGA: Don't give me that!

HYUGA: Why are you playing one-on-one with him, you idiot?!

KIYOSHI: It's better than being scared.

HYUGA: Let's go!

HYUGA: The Winter Cup's next!

HYUGA: Let's beat them all and become the best in Japan!

Preview,RIKO: Preview

RIKO: Hot springs are so great.

MOMOI: You're right.

MOMOI: It's great for stiff shoulders.

RIKO: Yeah, stiff shoulders...

RIKO: Momoi-san?!

MOMOI: Oh, that has nothing to do with you.

Next EpTitle,TEXT: Thanks

MOMOI: I'm sorry.

RIKO: Did you pop out of nowhere just to say that?!

CRKuro: ,