02x13 - Little Sisters' Big Adventure

[bunniefuu]

- [whistles] - Come on!

It's picture time!

[upbeat music]

- ♪ In the Loud house ♪

♪ The really Loud house ♪

- Four, five.

- Rent plus property tax plus homeowner's insurance

totals $..

But I'll round it down to $.

It is a game, after all.

Let's keep it fun.

- Oh, "Property-opoly."

- Where are you guys going?

- Nunya. - What?

- Nunya business.

- I thought we were gonna go have lunch at the mall.

- I like that "nunya business" thing.

- It's all yours.

[overlapping pleading] - Can we please go?

- It's kind of an older sister hang.

- Why don't you guys stay here and enjoy your--

- Younger sister hang.

- Did you see Mom got some new puzzles?

- Ooh. - Puzzles?

- Puzzles? We're not-- - Oh, that sounds fun.

- Enjoy. - Toodles.

[indistinct chatter]

- What's going on here?

- Nunya business.

- Apparently we're not cool enough

to hang out with the older girls.

- Don't worry. It'll get better.

- You'll be cool like us before you know it.

both: BRICKO time!

[phone ringing]

- Gasp. It's Lori.

both: They changed their minds.

- I'll put on my snappiest mall attire.

- Hi, Lori.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Sure.

She forgot to turn off her curling iron.

- [scoffs, sighs]

[upbeat music]

- Royal Woods Mall, here we come.

[music distorts and stops]

She left her curling iron on.

Lucy, she told you to unplug the curling iron, not use it.

- You do look super cute, though.

- Hey, guys, check this out.

"Fun at the lake."

"Fun at the bonfire."

"Fun at the emergency room after the bonfire."

- It's like a detailed history

of all the fun stuff they've done without us.

- They're trying to rub it in our faces.

- Look at this.

This one says "drive-in movies Friday."

That's tonight.

- They're seeing "The Rise of Blood River:

Hookhand Returns."

- That's my favorite movie.

I wish we could go to the drive-in.

- Maybe we are.

- They'd never say yes.

- Who said anything about asking?

[sneaky music]

- I told Mom and Dad we're having

a girls-only slumber party.

No parents allowed.

- They won't even know we're gone.

- And then sneak back in after they're asleep.

- Let's go over my -point plan

for stowing away in Vanzilla.

- Oh, I need gas.

We're leaving early for the drive-in.

- Skipping to point .

Run!

♪ ♪

- Girls' movie night. - I'm so excited.

We're gonna have so much fun tonight.

- This is gonna be the best.

I think this is supposed to be scary.

- Dude, I heard the score of this movie's so good.

- I'm so glad we're doing this.

- Hey, Mr. Lynn-credible is home.

Who's ready for d-d-d-d-d-date night?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

What are you guys doing?

It's Mom and my date night.

- We're building our masterpiece

for the Royal Woods BRICKO competition.

- Whoa.

What happened to d-d-d-date night?

- Can't you just do this at Clyde's house?

- We asked, but Clyde's dads said no.

- My dads have a strict rule.

Once they say no, the decision's final.

- Will you excuse us for one second?

Are we allowed to put our foot down and get our way?

- We probably should've started that eight kids ago.

Your father and I have decided

that you may not build BRICKOs here tonight.

- And our decision is...final.

[tense music]

both: Ah!

[laughter]

- You almost had us. - Yeah.

- Love that eyebrow thing. - Oh.

- Let's get back to work.

♪ ♪

- Here are our tickets.

Thank you so much. - Not so fast, ladies.

Butch has to check the back for any contraband candies

or stowaways looking to take in a million-dollar movie

for free. - Wait, who is Butch?

- I'm Butch.

And this is my badge.

- Is that a yogurt lid?

- It used to be a yogurt lid, and now it's a badge.

Unlock the rear doors, please.

- Knock yourself out. It's literally open.

[cars honking]

Okay, Butch is kind of--

- Cute.

What?

I like a man with passion.

- All right, let's see what we have here.

- Guys, I actually did sneak an extra-large box of sweeties

into the back.

- We really don't want to waste your time, Butch.

- I'm sure you have a lot to do.

- You girls are in a big hurry for an innocent van of...girls.

♪ ♪

Well, hello, sweeties.

- [gasps] - He found the sweeties.

- What do we do? [camera shutter snaps]

- Hit it! - [yelps]

[tires squealing]

[rock music]

- To girls' night.

all: Girls' night.

- Huh, you don't see a lot of wedding scenes

in horror movies.

- I am obsessed with the bride's dress.

- Yeah, but the priest is really creepy.

[blade shings] [all scream]

Okay, Hookhand is clever.

- Guys, I'm having so much fun.

- Me too. - Me too.

- You know, I never told you guys this,

but I think that when Bobby proposes,

it's gonna be at this drive-in.

- Really?

- What? - Wait, is Bobby gonna propose?

- Not, like, tomorrow, but someday.

This is where we had our first kiss,

and he has dropped more than a couple hints

that this is where he'll pop the question.

- Your wedding is gonna be amazing.

- I can just picture it, you in your wedding dress

and me right next to you as your maid of honor.

- Quick pause. [chuckles]

Who said you were gonna be the maid of honor?

- Well, I share a room with her.

I've known her the longest.

Oh, and she kind of told me I would be.

[playfully tense music]

- I always imagined that you would sing

this incredible song as I walked down the aisle.

- I always imagined that I'd be your maid of honor.

So have fun walking down the aisle in silence.

♪ ♪

[blade shings]

[person screaming]

[laughter]

- Okay, we're in the clear.

- That was exhilarating.

- Selfie.

[camera clicks and whirs]

- "Hookhand" was the only movie to ever give me nightmares.

And they were glorious.

The river is water now, but it'll soon be blood.

- Okay.

Uh, we're gonna head to the snack bar.

- I'm going to the arcade.

They have a double claw machine with a purple unicorn

that people claim is ungettable.

- This movie stinks.

I thought it was supposed to be scary.

- It scared me--

when I was a baby.

[all booing]

- You want a snow cone or something?

[tense music]

- I have to give these college boys

a crash course in fear.

- So that's a no on the snow cone?

- Let's go. Come on.

- You just got accepted to the University of Lucy.

I hope your mommies packed you some spare underpants.

[camera clicks and whirs]

- Maybe they'll let us stick our heads

in the snow cone machine.

- Ooh, mega brain freeze.

I like it.

- Let's stick together.

The scariest thing in a horror movie

is when two characters get separated,

because once you're on your own, you're done for.

Lola?

[wind whistling]

Lola?

[whimpers]

♪ ♪

- Three chili dogs, a gallon of ketchup,

and all the chicken skin you got.

Have a blessed evening.

♪ ♪

- [slurping]

- Look, I am not even engaged yet,

so let's not let this ruin our night.

Let's just say, you both would be amazing maids of honor.

And you're the only two I'm considering.

- Um, hello. What about me?

[laughter]

- Oh, I'm sorry, I-- I thought that was just

one of your little jokes.

- I just always imagined that you would make

this hilarious toast.

You're so funny, you'd set the tone for the whole evening.

- Oh, and would the tone be crushing your sister's dreams?

Because that's what you're doing right now.

- Listen, I don't want this to cause a fight.

Let's just say, I'm not making a decision right now,

but it'll be one of you three.

- Fine. - Fine.

- Fine.

- May the best, blondest,

known-you-the-longest sister win.

- [sighs]

- Hello, Mr. Unicorn.

Legend has it you're ungettable.

But with my steady hand and superior knowledge of physics,

you will be mine.

- Let me go!

Let me go!

- Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Now, where's the rest of your delinquent friends?

- I'll never tell.

[grunts] - Oh!

- Ooh!

Stop it. Don't. - Shh.

All right, all right, come on.

And--and you know what? It really does hurt

when you kick me like that.

- Oh, really?

- Ow!

[claw whirring]

♪ ♪

- Mommy, I won a pair of glasses.

Now I won't have to wait till Christmas to see.

- What was that noise?

- I'll go check it out.

- [mockingly] I'll go check it out.

That's what everyone says before they get k*lled.

This movie's so stupid.

[dramatic musical sting]

- What was that noise?

- I'll go check it out.

[tense music]

Wait.

Do not eat my hot dog.

♪ ♪

[dramatic musical sting]

- Lump? - Where'd Lump go?

[both screaming]

That's Lump's signature fedora.

- Lump's dead!

I never even knew his real name!

- It was Tim. - I never knew his major!

- It was poly sci.

[both scream]

- Never disrespect Hookhand.

♪ ♪

both: Whoa.

- Yo, this goth chick has mad skills.

- Hey, do you want Lump's hot dog?

[both scream]

- Bro.

- Dude, she has mad skills.

- She does.

- He's not wrong.

- If you have the evidence, then show it to me.

- I'll show it you, but I'm only showing it to you once.

- [grunts]

- Let me out of here!

- Not until you give me some names.

- I'll give you one name:

Nunya.

- Nunya who?

- Nunya business.

- Nice one.

I'm gonna bust you out of here.

Switch with me.

[sneaky music]

♪ ♪

I think I can pull off princess.

- Will a Mr. and Mrs. Business

please report to the security office?

We have your daughter, Nunya.

That is Nunya Business.

Also, we are out of chicken skins, concessions.

- Hey, Officer Dum-dum, over here.

- What are you doing out here?

You're supposed to be in here.

- Say cheese.

[camera clicks and whirs] - Doh.

Ow! Ow!

- Run!

[exciting music]

[both gasp]

- 'Sup?

It's short for "what's up?"

- What are you wearing?

- I joined a frat.

Well, not officially.

But I'm an honorary member.

Apparently they have mad respect for me.

- Excuse me, gentlemen.

Sorry to bother you, Officer,

but I appear to have lost my sisters.

And somebody won my glasses in a claw machine.

This, however, I won fair and square.

- You're as blind as a bat.

- You're talking to a cardboard cutout.

[thunder crashes]

- Hello, sweeties!

[both scream]

- Hiyah! - Oh!

- Run! - Come on, guys!

- Guys, run! Run!

- Get back here. [grunts]

Kick me in the shins, will you?

♪ ♪

- Photo booth.

Ooh, popcorn.

♪ ♪

Smile. [camera shutter snapping]

Silly.

Scared.

[camera shutter snapping]

♪ ♪

- Here's Butchy!

Huh?

♪ ♪

They can't kick me without any shoes.

[grunts]

- Those are my shoes. - Bye, Butchy.

[printer whirs]

♪ ♪

- We're so gonna win that BRICKO competition.

- Let's work on the turrets.

- You wanna see the most amazing thing

you've ever see in your whole life?

- [slurps]

Ah, I need a refill, hon.

- [sighs] Okay.

- Oh, you want me to go?

- [sighs] No.

You're lucky you're cute. - Aw.

- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

- Ugh, shh!

- I refilled your soda

and got you some chocolate-covered raisins.

- I've been craving chocolate-covered raisins.

- It's because I anticipated your needs,

as I would do on your wedding day.

- Well, I can anticipate your needs too.

And you don't even need to use your arms.

Here, have some more. - Oh, uh--

- Don't you want some soda to wash down that popcorn?

- But remember, I got you the chocolate-covered raisins

because I anticipated that you loved them before they did.

- [muffled] Everybody get your fingers out of my mouth!

- I took my fingers out first. I anticipated it.

- Look, I am not gonna make this decision tonight.

But when I do, it is going to be Leni, Luna, or Luan.

- Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa?

- Leni, what? No, they're too young.

- No, they're right there.

♪ ♪

- Have any of you ladies seen these four...ladies?

They snuck into the theater.

- They snuck into the theater?

- Yes, in your van.

- I think that it is just so terrible

that they snuck into your theater, Butch.

- Yeah.

- Unfortunately we've never seen them.

But I sure do hope you catch them,

you big, strong man.

- Right.

Ahem! Hmm!

I'm going to let it go because you are...

pretty.

♪ ♪

- Are you guys sure we didn't know them?

They look exactly like our little sisters.

- Okay, Butch is definitely cute.

And, Lori, what's going on?

- I can't get banned from this drive-in,

or else Bobby is never going to propose to me.

- That's crazy.

- It's not, okay?

Bobby is a very superstitious person.

And once he gets his mind set on something,

that is the way it has to be.

If he can't take me to this drive-in,

he's not gonna to propose to me,

and then I'm not gonna get married,

and then I will die alone!

[all scream]

- Thank God we found you guys.

- What are you guys doing here?

- And why are you trying to ruin my wedding?

- You're getting married?

[gasps] Can I be your maid of honor?

- Actually, I thought that you and Lana

would be my flower girls.

- So we're gardening your wedding?

- Yes, you're gardening my wedding.

Get in the car!

- Wait, we're missing Lisa.

- Guys, where is Lisa?

- I think she's up there.

♪ ♪

[horns honking] - Move out of the way!

- Sit down! - Move!

- Security! - We're trying to watch!

[exciting music]

- No one found Lisa?

- I found this girl. She's not Lisa,

but they have the exact same glasses.

- You look so clear.

- Leni, we don't need Lisa's glasses.

We need Lisa.

- Oh.

[dramatic music playing on TV]

- He's getting away!

- Not on my watch, he's not!

[siren wails, tires squeal]

- This is getting so good.

- Where could she be?

- I don't know, but I'm starting to get worried.

- Yeah. - I got her.

all: Lisa!

- Lucy, how did you find her?

- I had a little help.

[triumphant music]

- Who are those guys?

- My brothers.

My frat brothers.

- We found her stuck in a storm drain

over by the old merry-go-round.

- She was having a conversation with a stump.

- Thank you so much.

You guys are heroes.

- Cute, handsome heroes.

I'm Leni. What's your name?

- Lump. - K, bye.

- Could I trouble you for my eyeglasses?

I'll trade you this plush unicorn.

- Unicorns are my favorite.

- [sighs] And I'm smart again.

- All right, let's go.

- One second.

all: [chanting] Penta Chi, never die.

Eat a big pizza pie. This is how we say goodbye.

Penta Chi, Penta Chi.

- Remember, guys, you can always retake a class,

but you can never retake a party.

- We will never forget you, Goth Chick.

- Attention, law-abiding moviegoers,

we are looking for a green and white van.

The driver should be considered pretty

but dangerous.

- Aw, thank you. Let's go!

[indistinct chatter]

- Repeat, we are looking for a green and white van.

[overlapping chatter]

- Come on, come on, come on, come on!

[engine grinding]

[horn blares] [engine turns over]

[all cheer]

[indistinct chatter]

[tires squealing]

[tires screech]

[screams]

- It's over for you

and all your shin-kicking friends.

You'll never be allowed back in this drive-in again.

The only movies that you're gonna be seeing will be...

indoor.

End of story!

- Oh, it might be the end of your story,

but it's not the end of my story.

- Doh! Oh!

Stupid thin pillows.

Ma'am, get back in your vehicle.

You do not wanna go down this road.

That's my badge.

- I want to go down this road.

Because you know where it leads?

It leads to my boyfriend proposing to me

at this dump of a drive-in.

Then it leads to the wedding

that I have been dreaming of since I was six.

And if you get in the way of that magical day,

you will regret it with every broken bone in your body.

'Cause that wedding is gonna be perfect.

And I will not let some peach-fuzzed,

yogurt-badged, thin-shinned, power-hungry doofus

take that away from me!

- Bro.

- Ban lifted.

You come back anytime you want.

Hey, here's a--here's a coupon for a free medium popcorn.

You go ahead and tell them that Butch said it's a large.

- Thank you so much.

You have a wonderful evening.

Whoo!

Wedding back on. [chuckles]

Maybe you all can be my maids of honor.

- Eh... - You know, I actually think

I don't care. - Not a big deal.

- Oh, one of you is doing it!

- All right. - Okay, totally.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I hope Mom and Dad went to bed.

- You better pray Mom and Dad went to bed.

[siren wailing on TV]

- Bro.

- Mom and Dad are on the couch.

What are we gonna do?

- No clue.

- You guys wanted to sneak out.

Now you have to learn how to sneak back in.

- Mm-hmm. - That is so not cool, bro.

- What are we gonna do?

- Question is, what are yougonna do?

- We're just gonna walk in the house.

- Mm-hmm. - We don't have to be home

until midnight.

- My curfew got moved to :, so no big.

- You'll figure it out.

[playfully tense music]

♪ ♪

[triumphant music]

- This is the greatest piece of architecture

since the Eiffel Tower.

- The Eiffel Tower is made of brick?

- I don't know. I've never been to Germany.

Once we submit this video,

we'll be BRICKO champions of Royal Woods.

[phone buzzes]

- Lincoln, we need your help.

- Can it wait? We've got a deadline to beat.

And what we're doing might change the world.

- We've never needed you more.

[upbeat music]

- Some things are more important than BRICKO.

What's up?

[dramatic music playing on TV]

- [grunts] - I wasn't asleep.

- Me neither. Good movie.

Turns out they got the bad guys.

[grunts] - Ooh.

- Hoo. Oh.

- Ooh, I gotta go check on that slumber party.

- [yawning] Okay. - Hey, sleepyheads.

You gotta take a tour of our castle.

- Oh, uh, well, we can see it tomorrow.

Okay? - Yeah, looks great.

- No! No. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- You have to do it now. Yeah.

- Okay. - Where do we go in?

- Back entrance. - Back entrance?

- Yeah. - Oh, look at this.

- Looks good, guys.

Wow, a lot of work. - Yeah.

[dull thud]

both: What was that?

- There's a chair caught in the door, guys.

- Oh, Linc, could you get us out of here, buddy?

Lincoln. - Guys!

- Lincoln.

[sneaky music]

Linc?

♪ ♪

Why don't you get up on my back

and we can try to climb over the wall?

- Luna, let's go. - Shh! Guys, come on.

- We need to look like we're asleep.

♪ ♪

- Okay, I think we can get out this way.

- Hurry up, guys.

- I'm gonna go check on the girls.

- Okay. Let's just--

- Ooh!

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪

- Come on. Come on.

♪ ♪

- Hurry. [grunting]

♪ ♪

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm just gonna let go ♪

♪ Get caught in the middle ♪

♪ Of a good time, good night ♪

♪ Yeah, I really wanna let loose ♪

♪ Get caught in the middle ♪

♪ Of a good thing, good thing, perfectly ♪

♪ We sit back, give in ♪

♪ Love life, livin' ♪

♪ Relax, enjoy the show ♪

- ♪ I'm just gonna let go ♪

♪ Get caught in the middle ♪

♪ Of a good time, good night ♪

♪ Yeah, I really wanna let loose ♪

♪ Get caught in the middle ♪

♪ Of a good thing, good thing, perfectly ♪

♪ We sit back, give in ♪

♪ Love life, livin' ♪

♪ Relax, enjoy the show ♪

♪ Go ♪