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Yeah, that's her closer me.
General Bruce Start's counter
attack must have failed.
Damn fool, I told him it would.
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(soldier speaking indistinctly)
Hm, I know, Yanks will
have another outpost
in another day or two.
The general can't stop a siege.
Won't be long till
they know what we took.
I know.
They'll be coming for the gold.
Dammit man, I know.
(dramatic music continues)
Listen, I know a place we can
hunker down for the night.
Maybe commander ourselves a wagon
beast of burden at the least.
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(all singing in foreign language)
Do y'all hear that? Drums and singing?
(upbeat music continues)
(all singing in foreign
language continues)
Don't they know we got a w*r going on?
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(all singing in foreign
language continues)
And Yanks is k*lling regular folk.
And burning down houses too.
Well these here ain't regular folk.
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language continues)
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language continues)
Lieutenant, what if they're southerners?
We can't take from our own.
We are disturbers,
(indistinct) own f*cking gag.
And if by the Yanks, it'll
be b*llet or bayonets.
Now your life (indistinct) bound.
You want 'em both don't you, boy?
Yes sir.
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Stand and deliver.
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(insects chirping)
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Lieutenant Raybyrne.
You promised me two souls
and a chest of gold.
I always keep my promise, Mama Juice.
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(Mama Juice speaking in foreign language)
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(soldier speaking indistinctly)
(indistinct) Bobby, you okay?
What did you do my friend Bobby?
Hold your fire, son.
You found your courage.
That's all you'll need.
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What? What for?
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A worthy sacrifice.
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Oh sh*t.
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So that's it?
What, we just wait around
like we're at a bus stop?
(gentle music continues)
Captain has his ways.
We were lucky to be getting this job.
Seems we're about to hit the big time.
f*ck luck. We've earned our shot.
Excuse me.
(gentle music continues)
The captain will see you now.
(gentle music continues)
The Crescent City may
belong to the captain,
but he prefers to take his
meetings outside of the chaos.
Whatever you say, ma'am.
(gentle music continues)
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See yourselves inside.
I'll be here waiting to
return you to the city.
(gentle music continues)
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Well this is it, baby,
respect is all we'll
manage with these people.
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Put your g*ns on the table.
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Put your g*ns on the table.
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Satisfied?
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(birds chirping)
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Have a seat.
(gentle music)
You and your associates repping out
to be some serious players.
Started with a petty B and E
graduated to grand
larceny, grand theft auto
and excellent work on that armored car.
How'd you know about that?
I hear things, most of them good
that Andre and his bad
b*tch make things happen.
Their words, Alyssa, not mine,
but, I am inclined to believe
them, considering my sources.
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I need a crew that can make things happen.
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Any thug can do basic crime,
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g*ns, drugs, girls.
(gentle music continues)
My goals have evolved beyond
this and slowly but surely
my operation is beginning to reflect that.
(gentle music continues)
And what do you think we
can do for this operation?
(gentle music continues)
I want you to steal something
very important for me.
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Confederate gold.
(gentle music continues)
There's a sl*ve plantation
house out in the Teche Bayou.
It has survived hurricanes,
floods, famine and w*r.
And inside that house
somewhere are 5,000 coins
just like that one.
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Something like this has gotta be worth-
- Just over $12 million.
What's the catch? They got armed guards?
Some kind of elaborate vault?
Voodoo.
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Bad things happened in that house
before the gold even arrived
and worse things after it did.
The estate belonged to
Jean Marcus Fontenot
and he left it to his young
bride, Sabine Fontenot.
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She had a dark power, that
one, and she liked to use it.
She might've been known as
Sabine by her Christian name,
but she preferred to
be known as Mama Juice.
And that is how she's still referred to
in both heaven and hell.
She's been dead a long time
but that gold still belongs to her.
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You, you saying this is cursed?
What I'm saying, is there
are rules to this game.
There are obstacles that must be overcome,
barriers that will need to be removed.
And yes, certain protections on the gold
that will have to be dealt with.
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And how'd you get it?
One coin made it out
of that house in 1863
and the man who carried
it out, went raving mad.
He died in an asylum,
not two months later.
Graveyard dirt (laughs)
For the god of the cemetery (laughs).
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Blood to quiet the thirst of the curse.
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Seven souls for seven holes (laughs).
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(indistincT) The noise. One more.
It has taken a
significant amount of effort
to get my hands on that coin
and it yearns to be
reunited with its brothers.
I need all seven of your crew.
It has to be seven.
You know about everyone?
Of course he does.
This and the coin, should
be enough to get you started.
You get half the take on the gold,
less sales fees, of course.
Do we have a deal?
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(Captain laughing)
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The challenges that you will face
were built by people of significant faith.
It doesn't matter what
you or your crew believes
what's most important is that
you face those challenges
using the same beliefs
upon which they were built.
Voodoo.
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Now, no voodoo or mambo priestess
that is right with the lower spirits
would ever take a job like this.
So you are gonna need to find someone
with the requisite skills
from outside the community.
Someone who can be bribed or
bullied into joining the team.
And it just so happens
I have a recommendation
for just such an unfortunate soul.
A real piece of sh*t.
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(Hatch groaning)
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Hey, it's your boy, Hatch
coming at you from the Lonely Road.
As you can see, I made it
outta Mississippi in one piece.
Big shout out to HotSauce69
for making that vid go viral
'cause now I'm free to
wander the realm again.
Today I'm in Carencro, Louisiana,
the beating heart of Cajun Acadiana.
Love my small towns.
No rules, no restrictions,
no f*cking refunds.
You're in the area,
you drop a pen in the
comments, come see me.
In the meantime, like subscribe
and don't forget, voodoo will thank you.
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(train horn whistling)
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Bro, you've got to quit your day job,
liquidate your life
savings and buy crypto.
That's how you become a real G.
Oh, yeah.
-Hey, go get 'em, k*ller.
-Thank you, man.
(upbeat music)
Listen, darling, he's
just not that into you.
I know, I know, sometimes
it happens that way.
But,
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I got something that'll fix
that consent problem you got.
Put this in his food and his drink.
He'll change how he feels about you.
(upbeat music continues)
-Good luck.
-Thank you.
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Listen to me. You need
a doctor to look at that.
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Ew.
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Penny. Penny.
Thanks for dropping the
pin. I came by for that taste.
I love Louisiana. Come on back.
(dramatic music)
We're closed, pal.
-Sit down.
-No.
Sit down.
-Every time.
-I need my fortune read.
Yeah, Hatch, go on. Give him a quickie.
Okay.
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Put your hand on the table.
Like this. Okay, think of your question.
(dramatic music continues)
All right, we're gonna
do a three card spread.
First is the past, that's the devil.
Major Arcana, that means
it's usually a person.
So like an authority
figure someone of power.
But could also mean that
you're bound, like constipated.
But in here.
Keep going.
Second card's, the present,
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The magician.
Another Major Arcena, so another person.
Probably skills, knowledge,
you know? That kind of thing.
Or could also mean that you
already have in your possession
what you need to succeed, so.
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Slip it.
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Third card is the future.
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Huh?
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It's the wheel of fortune.
Hell yeah. Maybe this voodoo
sh*t has something to it.
Let's get rich.
No, no, no. That's not what this means.
You're definitely our guy.
We're gonna have chat, play nice.
You're gonna do real well for yourself
by the time this is all
over, get in the van.
-Let's go.
-Okay, okay, okay.
Move your a*s!
Get in there. Get in there.
Easy, baby.
Be gentle. It's vintage.
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Oh nice, if you find my
dignity anywhere, let me know.
Honey, that's been gone for a while now.
Hoodoo voodoo? Come on.
What you need to focus on right now
is whether you're in or out.
So you're not robbing me?
Like you have anything worth stealing.
We spent some time on your channel
looks like you're having fun.
But we know what scraping by looks like.
Okay, in or outta what?
We're on a heist job. Money's
good, but there's a catch.
We need a sorcerer on our crew.
You know I, I don't know if
I'm a has been or I never was,
but this is all for clicks and cash.
You think I dress like this
'cause I wanna look cool?
-Yes.
-Yes.
Whatever, point is,
I'm a middle aged guy living
by himself in a van, okay?
So, you know, rub it in.
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We need a sorcerer who can
punch through all the bullshit
that practitioners leave in our way.
I was told to bully you or bribe you.
Do you wanna get paid
or do you wanna get shot?
Captain's orders.
Captain?
(dramatic music)
You took the captain's
money? That's binding.
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You made a deal with the
devil and you don't even know.
Good guys don't get to
be shot callers, all right?
What's it gonna be?
(no audio)
f*ck! I'm in.
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Far across the bayou
(indistinct lyrics)
Oh, Lester, sweetheart, I
know you don't have the cash.
Keep rolling like that
and you'll be cleaning my
house for a damn year (laughs).
How about I just teach
you the alphabet instead?
Oh, everybody knows you can't read.
But I know my ABCs.
Hey, Lester, didn't
Tammy date your daddy
for like six months, and
you still gonna hit that?
-My old man's got good taste.
-That he does, yeah.
He's in prison right now. I'm here.
Might as well keep her in the family.
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My daddy would k*ll my a*s if I were
to ever lay hands on his girl.
Hey, I'm nobody's girl
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But he sure can ring the bell.
Nobody here raised, right.
You need Jesus, and you
need to go to confession.
(upbeat music continues)
-Confess.
-Mm, will, sir.
(upbeat music continues)
Okay people, we've got our witch doctor.
(dramatic music)
It's a long drive tomorrow.
Want us ready to hit this
place right after sunset.
So you're the guy, huh?
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Andre, are you serious?
'Cause you look way too f*cking
pale to be some voodoo man.
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Show me what you got. Show
me that magic spiritual sh*t.
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Austin?
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You must be the badass.
Yeah.
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I see what you got.
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That makes you the fall guy.
Hatch, he's the lookout.
(dramatic music continues)
I'm Beauregard.
Okay.
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This is Tammy, Lester,
Dave and Manny here's the guy
that gets to sh**t you in the
face if you try to f*ck us.
Damn right.
Let's move on with it.
Boss. We got this.
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We have a process, all right?
That's why we score. That's
why we don't get caught.
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All right, tomorrow
we roll out at 19:00.
We'll take Hatches ride
instead of the rental.
Sorry honey, but nothing says
sketch like a white cargo van.
Yours is better.
It's caretaker could be
armed. So everybody be ready.
And remember, we wanna keep his a*s alive
so he can show us where the gold is
and we don't have to
tear this place apart.
Once I confirm the gold,
we give Tammy the signal to
bring the band up to the house.
Like this.
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Yeah, okay, I got it, thanks.
Then I'll load the gold.
I'll secure the caretaker out back.
And we'll haul a*s back home.
At the speed limit.
At the speed limit.
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Okay, I'm feeling it.
(gentle music)
You know this sounds
like a clean B and E,
but you got a guy all tied up,
left alone out in the elements.
Can't have him calling the cops.
I'm sure somebody will
find him, eventually.
(gentle music continues)
Look, I think y'all are awesome.
(gentle music continues)
Probably real fun to party with.
(gentle music continues)
But this is cold, right?
-Okay, enough, all right?
-You're gonna do your voodoo.
We're gonna get the gold.
That's all she wrote. Done.
(gentle music continues)
Should have stayed my
a*s working at Walmart.
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No cameras, no power lines,
Captains intel was right.
It's show time, let's go.
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Hold on there, cowboy. Hold on on.
What?
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What is that stuff?
(dramatic music continues)
-This is stupid.
-Lay off.
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Smells like rum.
Oh, that's liquid power, baby, yeah.
-Now?
-You're good to go, boss.
Right, silence till we
see the caretaker. Go, go.
(dramatic music continues)
Okay, Manny and I go in east
with Hatch. You guys go west.
We meet at the main house,
all right? Let's go.
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(van engine humming)
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[Sabine] Come to me, my boy.
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-Hey, keep it together.
-What's wrong with you?
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Do you guys not see the
name on that gravestone?
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Sabine Fontenot.
-That's Mama Juice's grave.
-This is her f*cking house.
This is so far outta my league.
(suspenseful music continues)
So what, dude? Come on.
Let's go.
Oh.
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So far so good.
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All right, do your thing, voodoo man.
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Guys, there's a lot more buildings
than what the map showed, gold
can be in any one of these.
Did these buildings move?
It doesn't look anything like it did
when we passed through here earlier.
This place is haunted and creepy,
which means it has a mind of
its own, it's 101 stuff, guys.
Seance bull sh*t, man.
If you don't have anything useful to say,
keep your f*cking mouth shut, all right?
We find the caretaker, we find the gold
spot check, we split off, I
take Hatch, you guys go left.
-Copy that.
-Yes sir.
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What a lovely kitchen. No gold.
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Oh, you're kind of cute. In an ugly way.
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Mama Juice, somebody's
keeping her memory alive.
(suspenseful music)
No sh*t, the caretaker's
definitely still out there.
(suspenseful music continues)
Hey, let's go. Let's keep moving.
(suspenseful music continues)
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f*ck.
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Oh.
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(Rougarou growling)
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Oh, what is that, huh?
Andre, I'd leave that alone.
(suspenseful music continues)
-It's just a doll.
-Your funeral.
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Let's go.
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Ah, who are you supposed to be?
(suspenseful music)
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Ah, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, buddy, buddy, buddy.
I, I don't mean no harm.
I don't mean no harm.
-Damn you.
-Oh!
(g*nsh*t blasting)
(dramatic music)
Damn you.
Hey, hey, ah, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey, hey (indistinct).
(g*nsh*t blasting)
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Manny?
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-I'm good, I'm good, just go.
-Moving.
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I'm hearing shots fired.
(dramatic music continues)
Standby. Standby.
(dramatic music continues)
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The old man popped up outta
nowhere. f*cking shotgun.
(caretaker groaning)
Put pressure on this wound.
Okay, okay.
(dramatic music)
Clear
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[Sabine] Alyssa.
(glass clanging)
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Maintain pressure on that wound.
This ain't our first rodeo.
What, sh**ting an old timer in his PJ's?
Hold your breath, old
man. This is gonna hurt.
Damn fools.
Limp your a*s outta
here and go get Dave.
We're moving him.
But he's gonna bleed out faster.
We need to know where that gold is
and I'm not having that
conversation out here.
Hold it.
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How the, they're waking up.
(suspenseful music)
What? What the f*ck does he mean?
Hatch, what the f*ck does he mean?
I don't know, maybe some voodoo sh*t.
Oh.
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Should have stayed my a*s at Sparkles.
(dramatic music)
So what happened to not
hurt the freaking caretaker?
Pick his a*s up, all right?
You're helping him?
Hold this. Let's go
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(both groaning)
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Bo? Clue me in here, boys.
(dramatic music continues)
[Beauregard] The caretaker
got the job on Manny,
(indistinct) Alyssa had
to sh**t the old man.
Oh.
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Mama Juice.
(dramatic music continues)
-Hatch!
-Yeah, yeah.
Christ on a crutch. I'm coming.
(dramatic music continues)
Whoa.
(suspenseful music)
D-Dave the, the, the puppet
it's, it's, it's not there anymore.
Kind of busy here, Bo.
-No, you, you, you guys.
-Something weird is going on here.
-What the hell?
-What about the gold?
-What about the gold?
-It's complicated.
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[Beauregard] It's complicated.
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No easy money.
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I'm sorry Andre, he was sh**ting at us.
What's done is done, right?
I'd rather have it be
him than you, anyway.
What the hell are you playing at?
(dramatic music)
We want the gold, all right?
We have it on good authority
you know where it is.
Tell us, we patch you up.
(dramatic music continues)
That's a treasure you don't want, boy.
Brought nothing but misery to this house
and hell was already the residence.
(dramatic music continues)
You hear 'em, do you? Got
that spark, bad luck for you.
(dramatic music continues)
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(suspenseful music)
(footsteps tapping)
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It's fine, just a rat.
(footsteps tapping)
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-Oh sh*t.
-Yeah.
Now what are we gonna do?
(suspenseful music)
Plan B.
(suspenseful music continues)
Hatch, you're up.
What?
Captain said if the
caretaker didn't cooperate
or was incapacitated, you'd
use this to help us find it.
(dramatic music)
Hmm, well, like calls to like
so I can probably make that work.
Good. Your life depends on it.
Lester, you and Dave
take this body out back
throw it in the bayou.
(dramatic music continues)
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(Hatch speaking in foreign language)
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All right, that should do it.
I'm gonna have to have
my eyes closed for this.
So I need you to stand in
front of me. You can lead me.
(dramatic music)
What, did you just do Jazz hands?
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I've done weirder for us.
Yeah, I wanna say me too,
but this takes the king cake.
Let's go.
-Really?
-He tries to run, sh**t him.
I'm gonna tear this place
apart board by board.
I'm not gonna going back
to Captain empty handed.
I hope he runs.
(dramatic music continues)
(suspenseful music)
(footsteps tapping)
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When this job is over, gonna
get my share of the gold.
I am done. No more
Captain, no more voodoo.
I mean, look at us
right here in the middle
of a fricking swamp
feeding an old man to an alligator.
All right, you ready? All right, on three.
One, two, three.
(suspenseful music continues)
(water sploshing)
You hear that?
That's some gators slapping
their tails on the water
letting us know whose turf this is.
Yeah, we can't get
outta here fast enough.
(water sploshing)
(suspenseful music)
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Okay, this feels so stupid.
-Shut up, we're almost there.
-Just let it do its thing.
If I'm listening to you, it
makes it hard to listen to this.
What is this?
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You're stepping on my heel.
Would you watch where you're going?
Can't watch, doing magic.
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Should we do another
lap or can I k*ll him now?
(suspenseful music continues)
There. Through there.
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You hear that?
Hear what?
It's up there.
Then get up there hoodoo man.
But it's scary.
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Pick your battles, bro.
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Baron Samedi, lord of the grave.
(suspenseful music continues)
Well, that ain't creepy at all.
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-Do you guys smell that?
-Yeah.
Old man must have been hot
boxing a big a*s cigar.
What do you say,
Hatch? Where's the gold?
(suspenseful music continues)
It's here somewhere, this doesn't lie.
(suspenseful music continues)
f*cking aye, do I gotta do
everything my g*dd*mn self?
-You sure?
-Sure.
There's nothing even f*cking here.
(suspenseful music continues)
Unless.
(suspenseful music continues)
(materials clanging)
(suspenseful music continues)
Bingo.
Manny, check the weight.
(footsteps tapping)
(suspenseful music continues)
Oh yeah, that's money dude.
Hatch, get on the other side.
Let's get this sh*t outta
here. Let's go, voodoo man.
Come on, show me those magic muscles.
Ready? One, two, three.
-Oh.
-Come on.
(suspenseful music continues)
Got it? Come on.
What you waiting on? Come on.
What are you looking
for? Let's go, come on.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
Hey g*ng, I do not think
we are alone out here.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
f*ck around and find out.
(suspenseful music continues)
Oh sh*t.
(both groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
Let's see what we got.
Let's get in and turn
(indistinct) this over.
-Wait, hold, hold.
-What?
It's just like with the gate
still has protections on it.
I gotta work it a bit.
Again with this bullshit?
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Hatch speaking in foreign language)
(suspenseful music continues)
Blood to quiet a thirsty curse.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
Right, there you go.
Let's go.
(suspenseful music continues)
(Andre laughing)
Nice (laughs), oh yeah, baby.
We just became millionaires.
Hell yeah, we did.
I kind of wanna f*ck it.
(gentle music)
Is that weird?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
All right, let's not celebrate yet.
We're only halfway home.
We're gonna do a picture for Captain.
Let him know we're coming.
(dramatic music)
Bo, radio Tammy, tell her to move in.
Everybody else,
let's do a full sweep of
this place, all right?
No loose ends, dummy check.
What do we do about the
blood and the b*llet holes?
As long as they don't
trace it back to us.
I don't give a sh*t what the
cops think happened here.
Copy that.
(dramatic music continues)
Tammy, we've got the
gold. We're ready to roll.
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
No loose ends, right?
(dramatic music continues)
You picked that up, huh?
Why split eight ways when you
can split seven maybe less.
(dramatic music continues)
That sh*t ain't even loaded.
You wanna bet your life?
Oh dang it. Old powder.
Sucks to be you.
(g*nsh*t blasting)
(Hatch groaning)
-Oh, Andre.
-Sort him out.
Be happy to. (fist thudding)
(Tammy groaning)
(suspenseful music)
Tammy, Tammy, answer
me. Tammy, are you there?
(suspenseful music continues)
-Tammy?
-We've gotta load the gold.
No problem.
(suspenseful music continues)
[Beauregard] Tammy, are you there?
What the f*ck? You're gonna k*ll him.
Tammy? Guys, she's not answering me.
Woah, I thought he's was one of us.
Man, forget this guy, besides
Andre already shot his a*s.
Alyssa, you know who he is.
There's no way he's not talking.
His body's going in the
bayou right after we load.
-That's not part of the plan.
-Tammy.
Is my bad b*tch getting soft?
-Tammy answer me.
-Oh, so now I'm your b*tch?
-Beauregard, where's the van?
-Tammy can't hear the radio.
(suspenseful music continues)
-F this, let's go.
-Get him.
Turn over. Turn over.
(Hatch groaning)
Hatch, (indistinct).
(Hatch groaning continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
Don't even try to move
and get out of this sh*t, you hear me?
God, I'll be back.
Sugar t*ts, you hear me?
(suspenseful music continues)
(Hatch groaning)
Oh, I need first aid.
(Tammy groaning)
Help me! Help me!
-Where's the van?
-Tammy?
(Tammy groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
Tammy?
Tammy, we're coming to you.
-Help me.
-Sweet summer child.
(suspenseful music continues)
None of you are going anywhere.
(suspenseful music continues)
(Captain laughing)
(suspenseful music continues)
Ah, ah, ah.
(suspenseful music)
Oh, no, no!
Oh, yeah.
(suspenseful music continues)
We got the gold.
Excellent work. I knew you
were the crew for the cause.
(suspenseful music continues)
What the f*ck?
The heist was to get you all here.
So yes, I will be taking the gold,
but the real prize is shackled inside.
And you all are the key.
What about our deal?
(suspenseful music continues)
-(g*nshots blasting)
-Tammy, run.
(suspenseful music)
(Captain laughing)
(g*nshots blasting)
(suspenseful music continues)
(g*nshots blasting continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(g*nshots blasting continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Captain laughing)
Out the back.
Out the back, everybody.
I'm gonna get (indistinct) okay?
Alyssa, let's go.
(suspenseful music continues)
(g*nshots blasting)
I'm sorry.
(suspenseful music continues)
Hey, don't leave me. It's the dolls.
The dolls are awake! The dolls are awake!
(Captain laughing)
(suspenseful music)
(Tammy groaning)
Go through the cemetery.
Loop around to the van
through the bayou, all right?
You still have the keys?
Yeah, I got 'em.
The water's full of gators, Andre.
Better than the sn*per out front, go.
(suspenseful music continues)
Dave, you and Bo stash the gold
in the shack across from the well.
-Got it.
-Go.
(footsteps tapping)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
Sabine Fontenot, Mama Juice.
(Captain speaking in foreign lanugage)
(Captain laughing)
(suspenseful music continues)
There's your seven souls for seven holes
that go all the way down
and always hunger for more.
(suspenseful music continues)
A full house.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
So, respectfully, it's my
time now you undead b*tch.
And I'm gonna dig you
up and take what I want.
(Captain groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
Something's off.
Yeah, no sh*t.
No, no, no, no, it doesn't
make sense. They had r*fles.
They could have wiped us
out on the porch both times.
But they weaned Lester and that's it.
Those were warning shots.
(suspenseful music continues)
It doesn't make sense.
They force us in here
for what? To trap us?
I don't know.
Hatch said something
about the dolls waking up.
I, I saw two of them.
I saw one too. So what?
He's just talking sh*t to stay alive.
Whatever, I don't care
that voodoo f*ck out
there is up to something.
Either he lost his employer privileges
or he double crossed us.
I say we drop these assholes
and make our payday.
We keep up this Rambo sh*t on every job
and we're gonna end up-
What? What?
Dead? What, in jail?
I thought you were ready to go hard.
Fine, Rambo sh*t it is.
(suspenseful music)
Let's take the fight to them.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
Baby, which way's the van?
-I don't know Lester.
-I'm all turned around.
(g*nshots blasting)
(Tammy screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(both groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
Let's get you cleaned up, girl.
We are not gonna leave them, Lester.
Okay, okay, still, let's go inside.
(Tammy groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
Oh, sons of b*tches came out
of the night with a machete.
Cut me up bad. They
teared me up real good.
Why didn't he k*ll me?
Don't worry about that right now.
I gotta, I gotta bind this up.
Otherwise you're gonna
keep bleeding out, okay?
(suspenseful music continues)
Hatch? Hatch, hey.
They could have taken
me but they didn't.
-What?
-The dolls.
That's what the old man was
talking about. The dolls.
(dramatic music)
We gotta get going, now.
(dramatic music continues)
Come on.
(dramatic music continues)
(footsteps tapping)
(dramatic music continues)
Where have you been?
I cut him loose.
What the f*ck?
We need everybody.
Andre, I'm not your enemy.
The Captain, he's been moving
us around like chess pieces.
(suspenseful music)
You know what he wants?
I think I do. It's about sacrifice.
(suspenseful music continues)
-Of who?
-You.
(suspenseful music continues)
You're lying to me, I
think you're done this time.
I'm not lying.
When Mama Juice made those
dolls, she put big mojo into it.
Old magic, the kind that
feeds on blood and souls.
(suspenseful music continues)
Where'd you hear that story?
It's a folktale for voodoo people.
(suspenseful music continues)
Captain only told us half the story.
Yeah, but that guy would
do anything for power.
(suspenseful music continues)
Send our crew into a trap?
(suspenseful music continues)
It's his style.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
Jesus Christ.
Wait, do you have anything to fight with?
No, I lost my mag light.
Oh, wait, Swiss Army knife.
What are you gonna do with that?
Oh Lord.
The g*ng's gonna feel a whole lot better
knowing that we got a
f*cking Eagle Scout with us.
Look, you watch the gold. I
gotta go catch up to Manny.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(dramatic music)
(Tammy groaning)
Still trying to get
fresh, aren't you, perv?
(Tammy groaning)
(dramatic music continues)
Okay, this is gonna
hurt. Try not to move.
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(Saint Germain speaking indistinctly)
(Beauregard groaning)
(Beauregard screaming)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Tammy sobbing)
(suspenseful music continues)
Tammy, come on.
(suspenseful music continues)
(Tammy groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Tammy groaning)
Oh, Lester, what are you (indistinct)?
Huh?
(suspenseful music continues)
f*ck!
(both screaming)
Tammy, hold on.
(suspenseful music continues)
(Lester screaming)
(Tammy screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Tammy groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Tammy groaning continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
Son of a b*tch.
(suspenseful music continues)
Tammy!
(suspenseful music continues)
f*ck!
(suspenseful music continues)
f*cking voodoo dolls, man.
(suspenseful music continues)
(Beauregard screaming)
Is that Manny or Bo?
(Beauregard screaming continues)
(suspenseful music)
-Brick dust.
-Hold still!
[Hatch] Hold on, hold on, hold on.
-What is that?
-I don't know.
(suspenseful music continues)
What you doing here?
It's not working. It's not working.
(all screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
I got nothing. I got nothing.
(suspenseful music continues)
(Andre screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Beauregard groaning)
I have to, I have to look out.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Saint Germain laughing)
(suspenseful music continues)
We gotta get going.
(suspenseful music continues)
Now, you two are staying
right f*cking here.
Andre, where are you going?
(suspenseful music continues)
Better on my own.
(suspenseful music continues)
You're leaving me.
Back off, babe or I'll sh**t you dead.
Give me your g*n. Give it to me.
(suspenseful music continues)
I'm nobody's sacrifice.
(suspenseful music continues)
No, Andre, please.
-Oh.
-We're gonna work this out.
We gotta move quick.
(liquid sizzling)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Rougarou growling)
(Manny groaning)
f*ck!
You still think you're
a real boy? I got him.
(both groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
-Oh!
-sh*t.
Jesus Christ, what is that thing?
-Oh.
-You all right?
-Demonic toys.
-Oh sh*t.
-I knocked it out of the park.
-Yeah, you did.
We gotta do something.
(suspenseful music continues)
(both screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Get it off! Get it off!
(suspenseful music continues)
-Is it bad?
-I think you'll be all right.
(Manny screaming)
Oh sh*t.
(Manny screaming continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
Oh no, please, please,
please no, please.
(Manny screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Get away from me, get away
from me. No, get away, no, no.
(Dave screaming)
(Manny screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
Oh, god, oh, god.
(Dave screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
Alyssa, Captain brought us
in here to feed those dolls.
One of them for each one of you.
You're marked.
(dramatic music)
We have to mask your scent.
(dramatic music continues)
This is Sabine Fontenot's place
we have to find something unique to her.
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
Like her favorite dress.
Oh, you want me to wear that?
(dramatic music continues)
You wanna live, right?
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Lester groaning)
(head thudding)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Andre screaming)
(suspenseful music)
(g*nshots blasting)
(Andre groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Andre groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
Dude, I'll give it back.
You can have it all back.
Please, please, please take them.
(suspenseful music continues)
Please don't take me. Don't take me.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Captain laughing)
They'll think I'm her?
You'll, you'll blend in,
like spiritual camouflage.
(dramatic music)
There, this will get you to
the van, once you're there
there's a spare key
under the license plate
after that, don't look back.
You wanna go out the front.
There has to be another
way, they'll k*ll you.
At least he'll know he was in a fight.
(gentle music)
Look, in case you run into more trouble.
(gentle music continues)
Sort of Arcania like an armor.
(gentle music continues)
There you go.
I'm sorry we dragged you into this.
(gentle music continues)
I was kind of asleep
at the wheel anyway.
(gentle music continues)
Damn.
(gentle music continues)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
One more, and you are mine.
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
Oh.
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
Fall back, do not engage
the rest of this, I'll
take care of myself.
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(glass clanging)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
Oh, Jesus in the morning.
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Alyssa groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
Oh yeah.
You can't save that girl, Hatch.
She's already been marked.
(suspenseful music continues)
(Hatch groaning)
(Captain groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
It'll be good enough for the internet.
But did you really think that weak a*s,
basic pumpkin a*s spice k*ll conjure,
was gonna work on a real voodoo gangster?
Is that really all you've got?
(Captain groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
Try this.
(Captain groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
t*rture your ghost forever.
You fake a*s fortune teller.
(suspenseful music continues)
Come on! Come on!
(suspenseful music continues)
(Hatch groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Captain groaning)
That, ah, it's actually not bad.
(suspenseful music continues)
If you were capable of this,
how did you not figure out
what I was doing when
there was seven of them?
(suspenseful music continues)
See, that's your problem, Hatch.
You're always in a hurry.
Real power takes time,
patience, discipline.
(Hatch groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
You really thought you were
gonna be the main event
when all you ever were
was the opening act.
I'm gonna go assemble my crew.
(suspenseful music continues)
(Alyssa sobbing)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Alyssa groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
Where are they?
(suspenseful music continues)
Why don't they answer me?
(suspenseful music continues)
(Alyssa sobbing)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Alyssa sobbing continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Alyssa sobbing continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
How do you see me?
(suspenseful music continues)
Was it to quiet a thirsty curse?
Oh no.
(suspenseful music)
(Alyssa screaming)
(dramatic music)
[Sabine] Come to me, my boy.
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
The caretaker is dead.
(dramatic music continues)
And with him, their chains are broken.
I have this, forged by
your own hand and I, Hatch
(dramatic music continues)
That m*therf*cker.
(dramatic music continues)
The ring,
if you wish to live, you
must choose to serve.
(suspenseful music)
You underestimate the dead.
I took away your grave dirt.
I exposed your coffin
and made your power naked
and ready to be stolen, it is my time now.
Now Captain, my captain.
You are a great man
but not so great as I was in my own time
or what I could be again.
Lady yet still has her secrets.
I won't stop until they are mine.
You are too late.
(suspenseful music)
I can subscribe, b*tch.
(suspenseful music continues)
(Captain screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(fire roaring)
(suspenseful music continues)
(expl*si*n blasting)
(suspenseful music continues)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(gentle music) (birds chirping)
(gentle music continues)
(birds chirping)
(gentle music continues)
Down in the bayou where
the shadows grow long
(gentle music continues)
Whispers in the wind,
something's gone wrong
(gentle music continues)
A doll in the water, pins in it's skin
(gentle music continues)
Seven souls to take,
let the curse begin
(gentle music continues)
The moon rise, the stars don't glow
They're coming for you,
you're never enough
Voodoo dolls creeping
through the night
Seven souls to feed the
curse, hold on tight
One by one take their toll
In Louisiana they're
hunting for your soul
(gentle music continues)
The woman in black
with eyes like stone
(gentle music continues)
Sings to the swamp, you're never alone
(gentle music continues)
The dolls all around
me, silent, unseen
They slip through the
dark like a twisted dream
(gentle music continues)
Candles burn low,
shadows start to dance
Once you're marked,
you don't get a chance
(gentle music continues)
Voodoo dolls creeping
through the night
Seven souls to feed the
curse, hold on tight
One by one they'll take their toll
In Louisiana they're
hunting for your soul
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
(gentle music continues)
(gentle music continues)
(gentle music continues
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