01x11 - No Helpin' the Sculpin

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Hi there. I'm Jabberjaw.
Woo-woo-woo.

* They call him Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber *

* Jabberjaw *

Woo-woo-woo. The most
futuristic shark you ever saw.

I can walk and talk, and look,
I'm even breathing.

* He's so sharp the things
he does are *

Unbelievin'.

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

I'm the latest greatest shark
you ever saw.

* When his friends
get in a jam *

Why, they just call
on this big ham.

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabberjaw-Jabberjaw *

* The finniest funniest shark
you ever saw *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

I don't get no respect.

* Jabberjaw **

Why is the time machine
still not working?

When we stole the plans
from Professor Thorstein

they were incomplete, Sculpin.

Then Professor Thorstein
is the only man in the entire

Aqua world, who can
make it work.

Hmm. Ha ha ha.

Too bad...for him.

Yes, Sculpin?

This man is Professor Thorstein.

He's vacationing
at the Swiss Aqua Chalet.

Capture him at all costs
and bring him

to my fortress immediately.

It will be done.

* Take a second look *

* Things will happen for you **

Terrific gig, g*ng.

They loved us.

Naturally. With the superstar
in the group.

Oh, come on, Shell.

I'm not any better
than you are.

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

I meant, me.

Come on, everybody. It's time
to slap on some skis

and boogie down those slopes.

Yeah! I'm gonna shush, rip,
and I'm gonna slalom.

Woo-woo-woo. Wait till you
see me on the slopes.

Of course the molecular
separation is infinitesimal.

And the mass slips through
the time warp undisturbed.

Amazing, Professor Thorstein.

Your time machine will
revolutionize our knowledge

of the universe.

Woo-woo-woo.
I'll get the gear.

Let's see here. Five pairs of
Aqua skis, five pairs of boots

and woo-woo-woo,
five sets ski poles.

Huh! How about a little respect,
you metal monster?

Now deliver the stuff
over there.

Hey! Cut that out.
Watch it.

Oh, Jabber. That's a neat idea.

There's Professor Thorstein.

I recognize him,
standing next to the shark.

We'll capture him as he comes
down the slopes.

Woo-woo-woo.

Whee!

Quick. The immobilizer rays.

Ya-aa-aa.

Aba-ba-ba-ba.
What was that?

They're firing
immobilizer rays at us.

Jumpin' jelly fish.
Let's scatter.

They're after Clamhead
and Jabber.

Come on.

They're gaining on us, Jab.

I'll handle those ski-bums.

Look out.

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

Wowee-wow-wow.

Thanks, old buddy.

Ya-ah! They're coming back.

Aba-ba-ba.
Full jet thrust, Jabber.

Woo-woo-woo. Look out.

Here come those creeps again.

Spread out, g*ng.

Uh, you mean like this?
Ha ha ha.

Whoops. Excuse me.

We've lost the professor.

We don't dare go back and face
the Sculpin without him.

Look.

Excellent. Immobilized
harmlessly. He he he.

Those creeps put an electronic
whammy on Clamhead.

We've gotta help him.

Duck. We can't help Clamhead

if we get zapped
by those immobilizers too.

We gotta follow them.

Hey, where's Jabber?

Don't ask me. I'm not
like blubber's keeper.

Woo-woo-woo. Here I am.

Where's Clam?

While you were playing snowman,
those weirdoes crept up

and captured him.

Oh yeah? Well, I'll
take care of them.

I'll give them a this,
and a that.

Let's go.

And one of these.
And one of those.

Woo-woo-woo.
Hey! Wait for me.

Sculpin will be pleased.

I wonder where they're
taking Clamhead.

Ya-aa-aa-aa.

Woo-woo-woo.
I got us here.

We've gotta find out what
they want Clamhead for.

Come on.

De-immobilize him.

Yes, sir.

Where am I?

You are now the prisoner
of the Sculpin

Professor Thorstein.

P-P-Professor Thorstein?

I'm not Professor anybody.

I'm Clamhead. As in pinhead,
bonehead, Marblehead.

Silence.

Do not try to deceive me,
Professor.

Now get busy and make this
time machine work, or else.

But-but-but, I-I-I.

So that's why they
grabbed Clamhead.

For some reason, they think he's
famous and brilliant scientist.

And that spiny headed creep
wants him to fix

his time machine, or else.

Oh. I'll rescue Clamhead.

I'll go down there, and I'll
give him a this. And a that.

Cool it, flap-flip.

As usual, I have a plan.

We'll go in as the Professor's
scientific colleagues.

With our computer.

Woo-woo-woo.

Great idea, Shell.

But where do we
get the computer?

Shee! No respect.
Even as a computer.

Woo-woo-woo.

What? Who are you?

We're the scientific associates
of Professor Thorstein.

He can't do a thing without us.

How did you know
the Professor was here?

I told you, we're scientists.
We know everything.

What is that?

T-t-that's my laboratory
computer.

Get to work.

Aba-ba-ba, yes, sir.

First, we'll need
a computer read-out

on the time-machine's condition.

I'm afraid the interface dials

are counter-monitulating
again, Professor.

And the flugal-graph
is pixelating.

The flugal-graph is pixelating?

Oh, you noticed it too.

Well, Professor?

I hate to say this, but..

This time machine has
acute transistoritis.

Then fix it immediately.

Fix it?

Ya-aa-aa-aa.

Transistor entering relay.

Diode transplant.

Transfusion lubrication.

Switching panel splints.
N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

There. Finished.

All you have to do is give it
a good night's rest

and some chicken soup.

And it'll be fine
in the morning.

We'll send you a bill.

Aba-ba-ba-ba, hey!

What's the big idea?

You will be my guests
until I test it.

And it had better work.

For your sakes.

What about the computer,
Sculpin?

It knows too much.
In the morning

we will disassemble it.

Ya-aa-aa-aa.

Jumpin' jelly fish.

Now we're really in a jam.

And all because of that silly
Sculpin and his time-machine.

Our only hope is that
Jabber will save us.

Oh. In other words,
we're doomed.

Ya-aa-aa-aa.

Woo-woo-woo.

I gotta find the others fast.

Jabber's the greatest bloodhound
in the seven seas.

He'll find us.
'Cause his nose knows.

Hey. I've got a brilliant idea.

That'll be the day.

My perfume will make it easy
for Jabber to find us.

Of all the bubble headed ideas..

Aa-aa-aa-woo-woo-woo.
Aaa-choo!

Woo-woo-woo.

Hi, g*ng.

Wowie-zowie. Bubbles did it.

Way to go, Bubbles.

Now you're here, get us out.

Well, I'll get you out.

Stand back.

Ah-choo.

Woo-woo-woo.

- Sneeze power. Gesundheit.
- And let's get moving.

We gotta find that cable car
to get off this mountain.

I'll lead.

I'm the expert Breaker-Outer.
So I'll lead.

I said I'll lead,
blubberhead.

- I'll lead.
- I'll lead!

Woo-woo-woo,
which way, Shell?

Old spiny head's testing
the time machine.

After what we did to it,
it'll probably fry

into a zillion pieces.

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

Success. A Viking
from the 12th century.

Hoppin' halibut. We actually
fixed it for him.

Amazing, Sculpin.

You returned the Viking
to his own time.

Now I can travel back
through time

and rob the riches of the ages.

You hear that? We're responsible
for putting him in business.

Now we've gotta find a way
to put him out of business.

Don't move.

Aba-ba-ba-ba.
Guards.

Woo-woo-woo.
Take that.

Yikes.
Gotcha.

Let's split, g*ng.

What's going on?

Don't let them escape.

Oh, look. I'm a swinger.

Come. Let's find the others.

Ya-aa-aa.
They're right on our tail.

Aba-ba-ba. And there's
more bad news.

- Here they come.
- Oh no, we're trapped.

Woo-woo-woo.
Jabber to the rescue.

Grab them.

Woo-woo-woo.
We gotta hide.

Aba-ba-ba. But where?

Yes. I've got it.

What are you doing?

You ninny gargantuan.

They'll never look for us
in here.

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

Terrific. Jabber's tail hit
every button on the panel.

They've escaped
in my time-machine.

I'm getting dizzy.

You are now in the year
one million B.C.

Ha-ba-ba. O-one m-million?

Shee.

Nice going, blubberhead.
You've sent us a million years.

Ya-aa-aa.

Let's get out of this
dinosaur den.

I'm tryin'.
I'm tryin'.

Stand aside, bumble fins.
I'll get us out of here.

Ha-ba-ba. You sure got us
out of there, Shell.

At least we landed
on some nice soft feet.

Feet?

Yaa-aa-aa.

Stop abbabbabbaing, and run.

Yikes. He's gaining in us.

I don't wanna be a dino dinner.

There's a cave. Faster.

Wowie-wow-wow.
We're safe.

Cavemen.

You ain't putting me
on no stick. Ya-aa-aa.

Ha-ba-ba. We're cornered.

Somebody do something.

I'll give him
the old eyeball whammy.

Whammy what?

Watch.

Look into my eyes.

Woo-woo-woo.
I got him.

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

Zowie, what a whammy.

How did you do it, Jabber?

Oh, it was a snap.

No respect.

You snapped him
out of it, dum-dum.

Ha-ba-ba-ba.
Whammy him again, Jab.

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

I got him again.

That gives me a great idea on
how to fix that Sculpin's wagon.

How, Shell?

We're gonna take what's-it
back with us.

Huh?

Gulp, let's get
this dinosaur into orbit.

We recaptured
these two, Sculpin.

But you let the others escape
in my time-machine.

That is what I want back.

Jumpin' jellyfish.

If the others went off
in the time machine

I wonder where they are.

Well, that's easy, Biff.
They're right here.

Seize them.

Not so fast, spiny head.

It's our turn to do
a little seizing.

Yikes!

Woo-woo-woo.
Bring him back.

Ya-aa-aa.

You snapped him out of it
again, bungle-blubber.

So, the beast can be snapped
out of its trance.

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

Now get them.

Hey, not me.

There. What you don't hear
won't hurt me.

Back, monster. Back.

Woo-woo-woo.
It worked.

Quick. The immobilizer rays.

We don't stand a chance against
those immobilizer rays.

Run for it.

Stop them.

Woo-woo-woo.
Let's go, prehistoric buddy.

Fools. Don't let them escape.

Immobilize them.

* There's a mountain of time *

* Time for us
to get acquainted *

* There's a mountain of love *

* Where a pocket
of hope is needed *

* All we need is everyone
giving in *

* Compromising everyone.. *

* And we'll start to see
a mountain of time for peace *

* We'll start to see
a mountain of time for peace *

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

Don't anybody move.

I'll come down
and de-immobilize you.

Thanks, Jabber.

You big, overgrown
great white dum-dum.

Shee.

Congratulations on capturing
the Sculpin and his men.

Now all the treasures
of the ages will be safe.

Well, it's time to send
you back where you came from

little pre-historic buddy.

If you're ever in
the neighborhood

look us up, big boy.

muah muah muah

Yuck. A million year old kiss.

Watch it, lover boy.

Get in there.

Oh.

Well, that's our Shelly.

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.