Attention, attention.
Attention, please, all residents.
The leopard has been cornered
inside the village.
The Forest Department has
secured a safety perimeter.
Move the women and children
- to the safe zone.
- Come on! This way.
PRAYAG AWAAZ TV
We're at the epicenter
of this chaos.
Why is the forest in charge not here yet?
What do you mean you're here?
What are you? Royalty?
- Drop the wire.
- He's right, Dubey.
There's a starving leopard out there,
not some government clerk
who's willing to wait.
You're prepping the injection,
Nilofer ma'am,
but who's going to stick him with it?
Who's grabbing that maniac?
Is this your first time?
Very first time, ma'am.
I'm a virgin.
I mean, leopard virgin.
Then wait and watch,
because he...
is a leopard Casanova.
FOREST DEPARTMENT PRAYAGRAJ
UTTAR PRADESH GOVERNMENJai Hind, sir.
- Jai Hind, sir.
- Jai Hind.
This is the fourth incident, sir.
Too many leopards in the jungle.
There are always plenty
of leopards, Yadav...
but only one lion.
- Keep calm.
- Wow, sir.
Keep your footsteps soft.
Show too much bravado,
and you'll be the leopard's lunch.
Sir, the leopard is
approaching the courtyard.
Keep calm, bro.
Congratulations, sir.
- Thank you.
- Pandey!
- Jai Hind, sir.
- Pandey!
You saved us.
Proud of you.
Thank you, sir.
- You were brilliant, Pandey ji.
- All good?
I've softened her up, Pandey.
Even if she tries to growl,
it'll come out like a kitten's meow.
- So cute.
- You too.
We're here with Prajapati Pandey,
who captured the leopard
without harm to life or property.
But it still raises a question,
Mr. Pandey.
Can the forest department
find a solution
to stop wild animals
from entering human territories?
It's simple, Aparna ji.
Get your facts straight.
First fact.
They didn't enter our territory.
We've encroached on theirs,
thanks to a population burst.
What to do?
Second fact.
It's a she, not a he.
Female, not male.
And in my opinion,
whether human or leopard,
no one can stop a female
from going where she wants,
just like you do.
I'll take your leave, ma'am.
Goodnight.
Sweet dreams.
Goodnight.
Goodnight!
I made it home after barely
escaping the jungle,
only to realize my life's
in more danger here.
You were quite the show-off
on camera
and in front of Nilofer.
Did you forget
you still have to come home?
How can this beast forget
his own cage?
Does this house...
seem like a cage to you?
Wives have a fascinating system.
Call yourself a beast, no reaction,
but call the house a cage,
and they pounce instantly.
Hey! Don't get
too clever with me.
Go change.
I've kept your clothes out.
It's your youngest sister-in-law's
engagement tonight.
Man,
wherever God gives a posting
to a government officer,
it shouldn't be in the same city
as his in-laws.
Black is your braid, your bow is red
Black is your braid, your bow is red
O beauty, take care
How you wear it on your head
O beauty, take care
How you wear it on your head
If some flirt loses his heart to you
Trouble will follow
If some flirt loses his heart to you
Trouble will follow
I know how to handle trouble
I know how to handle trouble
Still, I wish someone would fall for me
Still, I wish someone would fall for me
I'll tie his heart up in my bow
No trouble left to show
I'll tie his heart up in my bow
No trouble left to show
Let's go!
Your rosy cheeks are calling me
Your rosy cheeks...
Rosy cheeks...
Your rosy cheeks are calling me
My heart's become your devotee
These cheeks glow like burning amber
So naive, you try to grab them
Fireflies play with fire
Fireflies play with fire
They kiss the flame
Even if it kills them
If some flirt loses his heart to you
Trouble will follow
Black is your braid, your bow is red
You make my temperature grow
Control this restless youth of yours
I'm in trouble, hold on, my love
FOREST DEPARTMENT PRAYAGRAJ,
UTTAR PRADESH
It's a strange ache, a strange desire
- Sir.
- It's youth...
Spit it out, Jumman.
- Sir, please.
- What is it?
Someone's here to see you.
Who's here?
Is it Sunny Leone?
No!
Then why that swagger?
Just tell me who it is.
Some Chanchal Kumari
from Banaras.
Chanchal Kumari from Banaras is here?
Send her in.
Chanchal Kumari. Psycho Honors.
It's been a while
since Allahabad became Prayagraj.
Long time. How are you?
How are you, Praja?
At my peak.
Life's bowling,
I'm timing every shot.
What about you?
Seeing you after college.
You didn't come
to my wedding either.
You didn't invite me.
Are you serious?
Must've slipped my mind.
By the way,
you look great. Nice!
You could've called,
WhatsApped, DM'd,
but no, straight entry?
Chanchal, keep calm.
So what if you showed
up unannounced?
No need to get worked up.
Why are you crying?
Chanchal, do you need a loan?
Alright, who's the father?
Who got you pregnant?
Have you lost it?
Are you a gynecologist?
Why would I come to you for that?
Calm down.
Stop shouting "pregnant."
This is my office.
I'm stressed, Praja.
Really stressed.
I don't have parents, no friends...
I thought I could talk to you.
Then do it,
but outside, not here.
This is my office.
If someone sees
a beautiful girl crying...
Coffee?
- Jai Hind, sir.
- Jai Hind, sir.
Pandey, this missing heron report...
Where did this heron vanish?
Check this!
Hey, little Ms. Muffet.
Stop swaying.
Where's Pandey?
Where His Highness goes
or what he does
is not my concern.
Try a different tone other
than Mughal-e-Azam, Jumman.
All this "His Highness" nonsense.
Did he come in today?
He did.
But a lady friend showed up,
and he left with her...
quite emotionally.
She was crying uncontrollably.
Crying?
Lady friend?
Who's the guy?
Sudhanshu Tiwari.
Sunny.
Banaras' MLA, Gajraj Tiwari...
His son.
I recognize him,
but who's the guy
he's holding hands with?
That's not a guy.
That's me!
Oh.
And this photo?
Some idiot leaked this photo
for personal gain
with the headline,
"Who is Sudhanshu Tiwari's secret lover?"
Since then,
Sunny's father has been
hunting for her.
Why make the old man run around?
Just tell him,
"Gajraj Tiwari, I'm the girl."
Do you show up
to the office high or what?
Gajraj Tiwari will behead me.
He wants Sudhanshu
to contest the by-elections.
And even though he
hasn't figured out the name,
he's found out the girl's caste
is lower than theirs.
Oh!
Do you even realize
what that means?
No!
Grudges can cross caste lines,
but marriages stay within them.
Right, sir!
He suspects a few other girls...
that's why I'm safe.
But not for long.
How?
Some of his men are trailing me every day,
and those other girls too.
And Bobby?
Who's Bobby?
Gajraj's son.
- Sunny.
- Right.
Why isn't Sunny doing anything?
Poor guy's trying.
He's arranging fake papers
for Canada for both of us.
It'll take a week or two.
I can die, Praja.
Do you know anyone in the police?
Me...? No.
My mother-in-law's
a family court lawyer,
and my father-in-law's a judge there.
No police contacts.
And even if I did,
who scares politicians in UP?
Then forget it.
- I'll just die.
- Don't be dramatic.
We'll figure something out.
Got any idea?
What would you like, sir?
We have a 20 percent discount
on all orders today.
Sister-in-law?
Just get us two cappuccinos.
Okay, sir.
Chanchal, did you hear
what that idiot waiter called you?
20 percent off on all orders today.
- Are you here to eat snacks?
- Of course, not!
He called you "sister-in-law."
Know why?
Because my hand was on yours.
So?
What if the men following you
think the same?
How?
If you're flying to Canada
in two weeks with Bobby--
- With Sunny.
- What's in a name?
For the next 15 days,
we make Gajraj's men believe
that I'm your boyfriend.
Legit!
Then you'd be off their radar.
Simple.
But Praja...
you're married.
I've got the best wife.
She'll back me once
I explain the plan to her.
I'll tell her today.
Honey, are you home?
I'm home, honey.
Unbelievable, Pandey ji.
The aroma of the food
hit me right at the colony gate.
And on top of that,
"Honey, are you home?"
Why can't I say that?
When it comes to romance,
UP beats the USA hands down.
The population proves it.
If there were awards
for nonsense-talk,
you'd win hands down.
I could raise the bar
in many things,
but you don't let me.
Oh, really?
Alright, listen!
I've got something important.
I need your help.
Even I have something important.
Is it?
You first.
No, you.
- No, you.
- You.
Honey, you first!
Alright!
- Take a look.
- Got a video for me... honey?
WHO IS SUDHANSHU TIWARI'S
SECRET GIRLFRIEND?
Some idiot leaked this photo
for personal gain...
- I broke this story three days ago.
- Oh!
Since then,
Sunny's father has been hunting for her.
Do you know
who that is with him?
Who?
His lover.
- Incredible!
- Gajraj Tiwari will behead me.
Gajraj Tiwari called me today
and said that if I find this girl...
he'll launch my own channel,
Pandey ji!
There goes that plan.
He'll fulfill my childhood dream...
for one small job.
Just a name.
And you know me, Pandey ji.
For the sake of my dream,
I'll find her.
Who?
The one... with you.
Me?
Yeah.
Hey, Mirza Ghalib.
Who was the woman?
Who was the lady?
Which... lady?
Your lady friend.
The one who, as per sources,
arrived looking tense.
And you left with her,
while she was in tears.
Jumman talks nonsense.
My junior... a friend...
from college...
- Yes.
- Chanchal.
Actually, she's dealing
with a domestic issue.
Domestic violence.
She could've gone
to the police.
What was she doing
at the forest department?
Is her husband an animal?
She doesn't know anyone here,
so I just went along for moral support.
If that's the case, fine.
She can be lively,
no issues with that.
But if you're getting
playful because of her,
then I'll have to step in.
After all, your wife is my friend.
Am I your enemy?
Oh, come on,
you're my best friend!
But I follow one rule.
Sister before mister.
Pandey!
What do you mean, "keep calm"?
And why won't you?
Promise me you won't throw
that cappuccino at me
after you hear this.
To hell with the cappuccino, Praja.
Just spill it!
That "person of interest"
you mentioned,
the one with personal motives
who leaked your photo,
is...
my wife.
You promised me!
For the sake of our friendship!
Friendship?
That one leaked photo
has wrecked everything.
My life's at risk.
I can't meet or talk to Sunny.
Sunny who?
Oh, your Sunny!
Your Sunny!
Don't!
Listen, Praja.
As per your genius plan,
I told everyone
I'll show up in two days
with my boyfriend at my friend's wedding.
And on purpose,
so that Gajraj's men hear about it.
How do I explain this to you, Chanchal?
I don't do anything
without telling my wife.
You know my mother-in-law's
a family court lawyer,
- and father-in-law's--
- A judge.
Exactly!
I'm a respectable married man.
Until yesterday, I was doing it
thinking my wife would be in on it,
so I had no fear.
And now, I'm suddenly afraid.
Then swallow that...
fear with your cappuccino.
Live up to your word!
Be a man, Praja!
And if not for friendship,
then do it out of remorse.
Because, thanks to your wife,
I'm in this mess.
What mess have I landed in?
I'm the one trapped here, Praja.
What was I thinking?
Brother and sister-in-law? You?
Everything okay?
Are you going to eat
or keep playing hockey
with the food?
It's a bit spicy!
Not at all!
Nilofer made it really well.
Nilofer?
She brought it.
Did she say anything?
What would she say?
What's wrong with you?
Nothing--
My boss,
Sharma ji,
has given me a weird assignment.
It's about food--
I mean, a report about
tortoise rehabilitation.
Tortoise's?
Rehabilitation's.
I might have to travel
out of town starting tomorrow.
Maybe a couple more
times this week.
Where?
Bana-- Kanpur.
- Alright.
- Kanpur.
BHAIYA JI'S LOVE
This is brilliant.
Cute faces everywhere.
Don't get carried away.
If one of these "cute faces"
comes at you with a sandal,
your cheeks will light up.
Focus on Ms. Chanchal Kumari.
You're such a coward.
Come on.
I'll be right back.
- You're here.
- What are you doing?
Chanchal!
Where were you?
Me?
How could you keep me waiting?
I didn't come in my own car, right?
A new excuse every time.
Excuse?
- You're so cute, baby.
- Cute?
I could just eat you up.
Eat me up?
Are you drunk?
Praja,
those two g*ons behind you...
- are Gajraj's men.
- Oh!
Now, when I step back,
you kiss my cheek.
Kiss?!
I won't!
Then, what?
Praja, it's just an act.
Yeah.
So skip the moral science lecture
and just kiss!
- They're watching.
- Yes.
Forgive me, Aparna.
Kiss me, Praja.
Has sweetie pie eaten?
Let's go!
Why is he so hesitant?
Because he's shy.
Not everyone is a pervert like you.
If she's his girl,
what's the hesitation?
Let's go and take a look inside.
Keep calm, Pandey!
Keep calm!
Namaste.
Walaikum Assalam.
Yes, thank you.
What are you doing, Chanchal?
Sitting in my boyfriend's lap.
They're watching.
Play with the hair.
- Not yours, Praja, mine.
- Okay.
Show some feeling.
Feelings!
Chanchal, get up, please.
Quiet!
I'm not enjoying this.
Let them leave, then I will.
Okay.
Are they still around?
Finally, they left.
- You're making me do all this nonsense.
- That's why I called you here.
What?
We're screwed.
Chanchal!
Chanchal!
- Namaste.
- Even from a distance,
I recognized you.
Munnu, this is your Chanchal didi.
Take her blessings.
Greetings, sister.
- Son-in-law? Thank God, Chanchal,
- Actually--
you've settled down.
How are you, son-in-law?
- Son-in-law...?
- Wait.
Let me introduce myself.
I'm her father's cousin.
We grew up like siblings.
It wasn't fair
that he passed away so early.
I swear, son,
I tried to stay in touch,
but I have six kids of my own.
This is my middle one, Munnu.
Take your brother-in-law's
blessings.
- Greetings, brother-in-law.
- Brother-in-law?!
God bless you, son.
Get up!
Auntie, I'm not her husband.
You two aren't married yet?
- Listen--
- It's okay.
Seeing Chanchal in your lap,
my soul is satisfied.
These days, it's a new India.
A live-in turns
into a life partner in no time.
God has finally answered my prayers.
If only her parents were alive today,
they would be so happy.
I'm telling you.
Wait.
Wait...
Wait, son-in-law.
Here, take this.
It's an auspicious token.
- Don't refuse. For my sake.
- What's going on?
Swear on me!
Very good!
It's my youngest son
Bunnu's birthday on the 22nd.
You must come.
Okay?
Will you bring the
son-in-law along?
Son-in-law, you'll come, right?
Swear on me!
Good.
I'll text you the address.
The venue's already booked.
I have to rush now.
If I don't feed Munnu's father on time,
he gets indigestion.
Alright! Take his blessings, Munnu.
- Let it be. No--
- Greetings, brother-in-law.
- It's okay. Come on, son.
- Go.
You must come.
Bye, Chanchal.
Son-in-law.
I had no idea she'd show up.
I told you already.
What am I supposed
to do with this?
You even said you had no relatives.
So, where did this "aunt"
suddenly come from?
And her son,
why does he keep throwing himself
at people's feet every two minutes?
At least confirm if the person
is his brother-in-law or not?
- But--
- "Greetings, sister."
"Greetings, brother-in-law."
I swear, I felt like slapping him
till he was spinning like a top.
She's my dad's cousin, Praja.
Even I'm seeing her after two years.
Then what sense does it make
to dig into Uncle's savings
and hand out cash?
It's just her habit.
- Don't ask!
- Quite weird!
She does that.
Sister, your cigarette.
Thank you, Bablu.
I'm sharing my life crisis here,
and you're craving a cigarette?
You've changed, Chanchal.
I wouldn't have helped you
if I knew this.
It's day six, Praja.
No calls, no meetings.
This is the only way
Sunny and I connect with each other.
I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
I COULDN'T EVEN SLEEP LAST NIGHT...
He says the paperwork for Canada
will be ready in eight to ten days.
Until then,
his father can't get suspicious.
You know what, Praja!
Go, tell your wife the truth.
Then it's just me and my fate.
Gajraj will sh**t me.
You can show up at my funeral
and pay your respects.
She was all over him.
Face buried in his.
Kissing him in public...
Can't be his aunt, right?
Must be his lover.
Exactly my point, sir.
But Surinder won't let it go.
Mahinder's naive, sir.
Yes, she was sitting in his lap,
but it didn't feel like
they had the chemistry.
Spell "chemistry" for me.
Chemistry?
Sir, chemistry...
It starts with K...
then A... then Y.
Enough!
Not another word,
or English will die a painful death.
What about the other two girls?
Any update?
I'm on it, sir.
Give me a few days to inquire...
I don't know its spelling, sir.
I'll dig up more on them
and report back.
Report back and hurry up!
Or I'll have to gift
that female reporter
an entire channel.
And why are your buttons open?
Showing off your vest?
You're party workers.
A little hooliganism is fine,
but don't look like hooligans.
Understood?
Deepika David.
- Hello!
- Hi!
What did you pray for?
- You!
- Of course!
- Yes.
- Let's go!
Deepika.
Yes, sir. Any problem?
Yes.
Are you married?
No!
And yet, romancing openly in public?
Tell me.
Officer, I think there's some
confusion here.
She's Deepika David,
and I'm her fiancee, Simon.
See? My fiancee.
Damn! What bad luck!
That'll be 3,000 rupees.
But Simon just said
we're engaged.
That's the rate for fiancee.
Otherwise, it's fifteen.
Now, Simon,
go back.
Mishra!
Yes, sir!
Start the car.
Only managed three.
Oh, wow!
What's the occasion?
I go to Kanpur and come back
empty-handed?
Just one air m*ssile?
I deserve a full-blown attack today.
What happened?
I realized you were working,
so I stopped.
You know...
these three are on my radar.
But I have strong doubts
about the one in the middle.
Chanchal Kumari!
Why her?
The other two are also pretty.
It's that...
gut feeling.
I trust it.
And I feel like sleeping.
I have to go to Kanpur tomorrow.
I'm thinking of going to Banaras.
Banaras?!
Why Banaras?
Why are you getting jumpy?
Where else would I go
to find Sunny Tiwari's girlfriend?
Your office?
Why would you go to my office?
He's in Banaras,
so you'd have to go there.
- Exactly!
- Fine! Go to Banaras.
...from the eyes!
This guy is great
He fires b*ll*ts from his eyes
He fires b*ll*ts from his eyes
- This guy is great...
- Nilo!
What are you doing here?
Auditioning for Roadies.
This is my house.
You didn't go to Kanpur?
Why would I go to Kanpur?
For the tortoise rehabilitation project.
Which tortoise?
We wrapped that
in Kanpur four years ago.
These are the new ones.
Pandey ji is handling
that project in Kanpur.
I thought you were with him.
Pandey's in Kanpur?
Yes!
For tortoises?
Yes!
Then where are you headed?
Banaras.
What for?
For work.
Didn't he tell you about Kanpur?
Yeah...
He did.
I vaguely remember now.
You two are something else.
Alright, see you!
Sure...
Bye, bye, bye.
Go.
Whose tortoises are you
rehabilitating in Kanpur, Pandey?
I know you're trying your best.
But please get the paperwork
for Canada sorted out within eight days.
Dodging your dad
and his men alone isn't easy.
Oh, and I'm not entirely alone.
Prajapati Pandey is with me.
He's a friend.
He is being very supportive.
How?
I'll explain when we meet.
Take care.
There's a meeting
with the PR team and party workers.
Are you coming?
Coming, Dad.
What were you reading?
Well...
STARBUZZ
Nothing...
Did you read the election
manifesto we prepared?
Why would you read it?
It's not in some Bollywood magazine.
It's on the table in my cabin.
Bring it along.
This Bollywood nonsense,
someone should just b*mb it.
Shall we get a drink?
They've been sucking on our blood.
We can at least have lassi.
BANARAS'S NO. 1
Brother, are these the regular ones?
Cheers!
Brother,
these aren't the regular ones.
Relax, no one's going to find out.
May no heart-thief ever find you
May no heart-thief ever find you
May no one see you the way I do
No one does...
May no one see you the way I do
No one does...
I'm crazy for you, my love
My eyes just ache for a glimpse of you
I'm only scared of the almighty
I pray above
May no evil eye touch what we have
May no heart-thief ever find you
May no one see you the way I do
No one does...
May no one see you the way I do
No one does...
I've given myself
I'll shower you with all my love
Not for a moment, but forevermore
I make this promise
My life, my love belongs to you
May this heart never feel
The pain of separation
May no heart-thief ever find you
May no one see you the way I do
No one does...
May no one see you the way I do
No one does...
Sunny.
Sunny.
Sunny?
Sunny!
Did you hear what Gaur sahab said?
No. What?
How about this slogan...
"Mother one, father one,
Brother Sudhanshu, number one!"
Brilliant!
Look, Chanchal,
getting this close to a man isn't right.
I trust you,
but men are like dogs by nature.
And yes,
if you've had a change of heart,
just let me know.
I won't stand in your way.
Be careful.
Don't worry.
Here!
What kind of lovers
swing flowers at each other?
You really think
this will convince them?
Got a better idea?
Then keep swinging.
All in the name of Valentine's Day.
But why did you pick a park?
My wife's been roaming around
in Banaras these days.
What if she spots me while we're
dealing with these idiots?
That's what you get for having
a wife who snoops around.
Why don't you just keep her tied up?
She's not a buffalo!
She's my wife.
Congratulations!
Take a look.
Are those two
buffoons still there?
Hide.
- Mishra.
- Yes, sir!
Don't let anyone get away.
- Arrest everyone.
- Yes, sir! Right away!
Over there!
Turn around, please.
Catch them!
The police are beating couples,
Chanchal!
Pop the balloons!
- Why?
- Let's go ask them.
Move!
We'll get into trouble.
Let's just leave.
Bravo!
Hey! Where do you think you're going?
Double riding?
Your fine will be doubled.
Double riding?
We just came here for ice cream.
Oh, I know exactly what kind of
"ice cream" you came for.
Fine, I'll show you.
Hey!
Run!
That jerk! He kissed me and ran!
Scoundrel!
Get inside.
Load them into the van!
Out of the way.
Come on.
I'm a senior officer
in the forest department,
and I almost got beaten up today.
If they don't stop following us,
I swear I'll k*ll them!
Go ahead.
They're still right behind us.
Nilo calling.
Hello!
What kind of tortoises are you breeding
in Kanpur, Pandey?
Nilo, I'm in serious trouble right now.
I'll explain everything later.
Pandey, I'm not your wife
that you can just smooth-talk. Got it?
Will you at least listen
before you jump to conclusions?
Turn up the AC, Praja.
It's really hot.
Feeling "really hot," Praja?
Isn't she that same
"friend" of yours?
Mrs. Animal?
Nilo, you've got this all wrong.
Shame on you, Pandey!
Let's talk later.
Fine! But talk properly
and spare me your tortoise, crab,
and c*ck theories.
Stick to facts. Understood?
Okay, okay.
Bloody man!
If she's just a friend,
why is she crossing her limits?
Why can't she act like one?
You're a friend too.
Are you acting like one?
Speed up the car.
I am!
What? Do you want me
to run someone over?
Stop! Don't go ahead.
- Turn around.
- Why?
My wife's up ahead.
U-turn! Now!
Is she your wife or a ghost?
Damn it!
Just take the U-turn!
I am! Hold your horses!
What a weirdo!
If he had to turn back,
why come this far in the first place?
When lovers go for a drive,
they don't worry
about the destination.
You've been single your whole life.
What would you know about lovers?
Damn it!
Are these idiots glued
to us or what?
They just won't back off.
How do we convince them?
Should I kiss you?
Come closer.
Keep calm, Chanchal.
I just said that out of frustration.
Praja, come closer and look there.
This is our golden chance
to make them believe.
- Let's go!
- Inside?
- No one's here. Let's go!
- Wait!
You're mistaken, sir. I'm here.
Tell me, how can I help?
We urgently need a room.
And why were you hiding down there?
You'll find out soon enough.
For how many hours?
- Five.
- Five hours?!
Too little?
Scan for five thousand rupees.
I know you'll give fake names,
but still, names?
Bunty.
And hers? Babli?
Is this self-service?
Why would it be self-service?
I'm right here.
Which room did those two take?
205. Why?
Then we'll take 206.
You two?
Why? Any problem?
No problem at all.
At God's doorstep and mine,
everyone's equal.
Your names?
- Name?
- Name...
How about Karan and Arjun?
Write whatever you want.
Just give us the keys.
- Here!
- And what were you doing down there?
You'll find out soon enough.
Look, Praja,
if we stay here a while,
they'll be convinced.
And what exactly are
we supposed to do in this
den of desire?
I can't hear anything.
You will once they start.
Just concentrate.
Wife calling.
Wife calling.
I'm dead.
Wife calling.
I think she saw us.
She saw us!
- Wife calling.
- She saw me!
- Wife calling.
- She saw me!
Wife calling.
Aparna?
Wife calling.
- Wife calling.
- Keep calm, Pandey!
Keep calm.
Wife--
Honey, were you missing me?
Pandey ji, are you in Kanpur?
Aparna ji, I left for Kanpur
and made it here.
I won't end up in Canada, right?
I'm in Kanpur.
What's going on?
No... nothing.
Maybe I was just missing you.
Thought I saw someone like you
on the streets of Banaras.
Like me?
Then he must be really handsome.
I love you, Pandey ji.
- Love you, too.
- I'm hanging up.
Hurry up!
Why did I say that?
No idea.
Look, Chanchal,
because of you,
my married life is a mess.
A complete mess!
What did you even do?
You scoundrels!
After kissing me,
you're clinging to
the wall like a lizard
and pulling these stunts?
- Me?
- Who else? Me?
Jerk!
Come on, let's go.
Excellent! Easy...
Hurry!
Do you understand now, you idiots,
why I keep hiding down here?
"Prajapati Pandey."
I don't deserve to be
standing with these people.
I'm a respectable man.
Not just respectable,
but also official.
"Forest Department."
So, what should we do with you?
I haven't committed any crime.
If you have doubts,
just tell me the fine.
I'll pay by UPI.
UPI?
Pandey ji, the government
has digitized payments,
not corruption.
Thirty thousand, cash.
For both of you.
I'll take care of the rest.
Who even carries 30,000
in cash these days?
You like to indulge yourself
and don't even carry cash?
Sir!
We have cash.
Free us!
Did you hear that?
He's got cash.
He'll get out first.
Alright, fine.
Give me my phone.
Intelligent move.
DR. NILOFER KHAN
FOREST VETERINARY OFFICER
Oh, God!
- Spit it out, Pandey!
- Where are you?
I'm going to a friend's wedding.
Why do you care?
Can you come to Banaras?
- Banaras?
- Yes.
- Right now?
- Yes.
CHAUKAGHAT POLICE STATION
SHRI DHARAMVEER SINGH
S.H.O.
Pandey ji,
can I say something personal?
You've got incredible luck.
You get caught with one "friend,"
and "another friend" shows up
to rescue you.
She's a friend, right?
Ma'am...
- Nilo! Nilo! Listen to me.
- They are here.
Nilofer Khan,
it's not what you think.
Yes, of course!
So this woman was tying you
a rakhi, right?
And since the sun was too harsh,
you decided to do it in a room.
- See--
- And maybe exchange a gift too?
Do I seem that naive to you?
Nilo, Chanchal has
a genuine problem.
A real issue.
Chan--
- Chan, Chan, Chan--
- Chan, Chan, Chanchal...
What? Were you singing her a lullaby?
- Say it clearly.
- I'll tell you-- I mean, later.
You've completely
lost your way, Pandey.
And I'm not helping you with this.
Goodbye!
- Goodbye.
- Are you leaving?
- At least hear me out.
- Jerk!
Let's sit and talk, Nilo.
- Move away.
- Nilo... Nilo...
Nilo... Nilofer...
She's gone.
Nilo!
Take care, okay?
I'll call you.
Bye!
Brother, come on.
Let us go.
Step on it, brother.
We need to overtake that Tata Safari
or I'll end up a widower.
Where did that Chanchal Kumari go?
Who knows?
Chanchal Kumari?
Oh.
Take a left, brother.
But Mehmood Ganj is over--
Forget Mehmood Ganj.
Take the left.
Let's go!
I'm doomed. Drive faster!
Get in front of that Safari!
For your wife's sake!
I'm not even married yet.
Then don't ever get married.
Just don't slow down.
- Let's go!
- On it!
You are Hamilton, bro.
Come on, won't you even
listen to me?
No!
Why not?
Be Schumacher now.
You think grabbing the keys
will help you escape?
I'll tell my friend everything.
No! No!
My life will be ruined, Nilo!
Nilo!
Nilo, listen!
Aren't you ashamed?
Cheating on my innocent friend
and indulging in this
naked display of lust.
I didn't get naked!
Where are you going?
Listen to me!
Where are you going?
- Upstairs.
- Why?
There's a better signal up there.
I'll call Aparna and tell her that
- her husband's lost all shame.
- Oh, sh*t!
Please, Aparna... Chanchal--
What's your name?
Nilo!
Where did she go?
Will you hurry up?
Where exactly do you want
to go, ma'am?
Just a little further.
A little further. Keep going.
Ma'am, you've been saying
"a little further" forever.
We're at the edge of the city now.
You better get down here
before I run out of gas.
I don't even want your money, okay?
- Just get out.
- Go to hell!
No, no, no...
- Let go of my phone. Let go!
- No...
Or I'll push you, Pandey.
Promise you'll listen,
and I'll let go.
Leave me!
Where did she go?
Trying to hide from me?
She must be meeting Sunny.
No!
You bit me! You bit me!
Yes, I did!
At least I didn't spit venom like you,
bloody snake.
Keep calm, Nilo! Keep calm!
You keep saying
"keep calm, keep calm,"
while you calmly fulfill your desires.
Where did she disappear?
She just won't get off my back!
- Give me the phone!
- Let go!
- I won't!
- Bloody phone thief, leave my phone!
- No!
- Praja?
Yes?
Praja, let go.
Well, here's your hotshot!
Doesn't matter.
I can handle both of you.
Why are you after me?
You've turned my best friend against me.
While you two are fighting
like lunatics,
Aparna's here.
Two floors down.
- Great! Let her come.
- Aparna...
How did she get here?
She followed me.
And you led her straight here?
Brilliant, didi. Just brilliant!
Why don't you just sh**t me
and get it over with?
Will you shut up, Praja!
Nilofer, Praja was helping me.
Nilofer!
He was saving me!
Helping me meet my boyfriend.
Nothing more than that.
- Say something
- You tell her.
Honestly, Nilofer.
I swear on my love.
Now, both of you leave,
or he'll get k*lled for nothing.
Alright? Convinced now?
Your friend will push
all three of us off the ledge.
- Let's go.
- She really will push us.
Pandey, my sari's come undone.
And my shirt's come undone.
Let's just leave!
I think I walked into
the wrong place.
It's completely undone.
DR. NILOFER KHAN
Do you want a Nobel Prize
for social service?
The path you've chosen, Pandey.
Only Amit ji and Hrithik
have walked on it.
It's called Agneepath.
And do you remember what happened
to both of them in the cl*max?
I know, man! I know!
I was going to help her
after convincing my wife.
But I had no idea she herself
was responsible for that mess.
And on top of that,
Gajraj has promised Aparna
her own channel.
You know that's her dream.
If she finds out
Chanchal is Gajraj's son's girlfriend--
She'll personally hand
her over to him.
Just imagine.
I had to pretend to be a boyfriend
without even having an affair.
And I had to rush from
Banaras to Prayagraj
without a sari, Pandey!
Fix this mess, now.
You know your mother-in-law's
a family court lawyer,
and in the same court
your father-in-law is the...
Judge...
Looking at his face,
I never thought he could have an affair.
But look,
he had an extramarital one,
and that too inter-caste.
If I hadn't seen it with
my own eyes, Mom,
I wouldn't have believed it.
And it's not just him who broke my heart,
but Nalli Nihari Nilofer too.
I'll make a spectacle out of them.
They'll never forget
Aparna Trivedi's name.
- I will--
- You will do no such thing.
Correct.
Talk to your husband first
and find out the truth.
What truth?
He won't say a word.
Neither him nor that...
What's her name?
Nilofer, Mom.
Nilofer or Naintara, doesn't matter.
She'll slip away without evidence.
Listen, Appu.
You need witnesses,
evidence, and a confession.
So set your emotions aside
and think practically.
Even if you have
to leave Prajapati's house,
leave with your dignity
and his property.
Stop acting like a lawyer
in your daughter's life, dear.
Go take your vitamins, dear.
Appu, listen.
Until you have all the evidence,
act completely normal. Understood?
Completely normal.
Honey, you're back?
I was just cleaning
a stain on my shirt.
Lipstick's?
Why would it be lipstick?
It's... mud.
Actually, a tortoise jumped into my lap.
Was it a male or a female?
I didn't check.
Go on, clean it.
Some stains are easy to wash off.
Don't turn your eyes away
Look at me
Take me in, completely
With the kohl in my eyes
Write a new story
Meet me with a heart full of love
Why does this fire keep rising?
I'm burning inside
Come, be the one to save me
I stand waiting at your door
Let me in
Or test the depth of my love
Often, I tell myself
Of all the things I'll say
When we finally meet
Watching you move
Takes my breath away
Watching you move
Takes my breath away
I wander from night to day
Intoxicated by your presence
It barely shows in my breath
But my eyes give it all away
This ache I carry
Our eyes are drenched
What is happening to us?
You soothe every wound
I exist because of you
The rest of the world
Just an illusion, everyone knows
Smoke everywhere, what is burning?
Come, soothe this fire
What am I even writing?
This haze is intoxicating
I've lost my senses
What is happening?
Often, I tell myself
Of all the things I'll say
When we finally meet
Watching you move
Takes my breath away
Chanchal calling.
Please tell me, Chanchal,
that Gajraj died of a heart attack.
I wish that were true.
But his g*ons have been outside
my house since this morning.
Such leeches!
How to convince them?
You walked out of
that hotel room with me.
Should we walk out of
a maternity ward, now?
Should we try?
What a mess...
You know what,
stay home today.
We'll figure something
out tomorrow.
Promise?
Okay.
PRAJAPATI PANDEY
HUSBAND STABS WIFE
AND RUNS AWAY WITH LOVER
Keep calm, Pandey!
Honey.
What's this?
I made tea for you
with my own hands.
Actually, I have to go to Kanpur again,
so I thought,
let's have morning tea together.
Did you put something in it?
Yes!
Lots of love.
I can taste it.
When will you be back?
Tonight, like always.
Then go on...
Nilofer said the tortoises
desperately need you.
Come on, go.
Nilofer said?
Boss DK calling.
Jai Hind, Sharma sir!
Where are you, Pandey?
On my way to Kanpur, sir.
How can you go to Kanpur?
In my car, sir.
I'm not asking you about the
transportation, Pandey.
The committee members
from the ministry are here
to inspect the animal rescue report.
If you go to Kanpur,
who's going to present the report?
It'll be done, sir.
They'll get the file.
Very good, Pandey.
- Jai Hind.
- Jai Hind.
- What is it?
- Tea.
I want coffee.
Pack this for me as well.
Hey, soldier, what's up!
I need your help, Nilo.
DK Sharma has got me stuck,
busy scratching his ear.
Scratching his what?
His ear! Ear!
Sharma, while scratching his ear.
Oh, ear!
Thank God!
I need to give you the locker's key.
Meet me at Subhash Chowk.
Which road?
Subhash!
Why are you screaming?
I've been getting tested all morning!
So this is the tortoises' meeting point.
What's she doing with
those bags of vegetables?
Does she cook for him?
Has Pandey ji turned
into a non-vegetarian?
Look at them, getting all restless.
You've got the whole day together,
and still no patience.
Hey!
Damn it!
Stop.
Forest Officer Colony.
Where did they go?
Done with the romance?
For anything beyond this,
you'd have to step outside the city.
Want some dessert?
I got this letter
from the cigarette shop.
"Men are like dogs by nature."
"If you've had a change of heart,
I won't stand in your way."
What nonsense is this?
We can't convince
the ones we need to,
and this Bobby--
- Sunny.
- Right, Sunny.
What's in a name?
That one's muscular,
and this one's got no brains.
I can't hear a thing.
I'm taking all this risk
to save his love,
and he's calling me a dog?
Bloody Doberman!
Does he even love you?
Of course, he does.
We haven't spoken face-to-face
in so long,
the poor guy must be confused.
I'll write him a letter and explain--
Why are you getting so worked up?
Those two will get suspicious.
Let them.
In all this pretense,
we might end up getting married.
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Marriage...
birthday...
Isn't it the 22nd?
Yes! Why?
It's Bunnu's birthday.
Bunnu who?
Your aunt's son.
So what about Bunnu?
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
- Happy birthday, dear Bunnu!
- At least tell me now, why are we here?
You'll find out soon enough.
Auntie!
Son-in-law!
Son-in-law!
I knew you'd show up,
and you did.
- Of course!
- Chunnu, Munnu, Bunnu,
Sabita, Babita, Kabita!
Come, take your
brother-in-law's blessings.
God bless you!
Why did he bring us
to a kid's birthday party?
We followed him.
If only Chanchal's father were alive,
he would've been so happy.
Once, I broke my leg,
and he came to see me every day,
with fruits and juices--
Juice!
Will you have some juice, son-in-law?
- Get him some juice!
- No, no, I don't want juice.
No?
Even her father never liked juice.
He only drank tea,
the one I made.
But honestly,
I see her late father's image in you.
Will you have some samosas?
Samosa?
Brother, get some samosas!
No, I don't want samosas either.
He's not a waiter.
He's Chanchal's uncle.
One and only.
At our wedding,
Chanchal's father danced like a storm.
- Auntie.
- The moment he hears filmy music,
- he turns into Michael Jackson.
- Auntie...
Auntie!
- Auntie.
- Yeah?
On this joyous occasion
and since it's Bunnu's birthday,
I've come to ask for your permission.
Permission for what, son-in-law?
Chanchal has no one but you.
- Yes!
- So, with your blessings...
in five days,
I want to get engaged to Chanchal.
Do we have your permission?
Permission?
I could kiss your feet, son-in-law!
You're like God to me.
Didn't I say this is new India?
A live-in turns
into a life partner in no time.
Wait a minute.
Here, take this. Auspicious token.
The engagement
will happen in our house.
- Right, dear?
- Of course!
Bring sweets for the son-in-law!
Here. Special sweets!
Let me treat everyone.
Auntie, distribute sweets to everyone.
This is why I got you here.
What we couldn't manage in five days,
your bazooka aunt
will do it in five seconds.
Ready?
- Here you go.
- Fire!
Have some sweets.
You too.
Aren't you the balloon guys?
Yes. I saw you working
hard since this morning.
My niece's engagement is fixed
with that man over there.
Are you two married?
No! Then, when will you get married?
You only live once.
Let your parents enjoy
a few happy days.
Come on, get married.
Three days later, you'll be in Canada
with your lover.
Engagement cancel.
Send the letter.
Problem solved.
This...
Even this girl's engagement is fixed.
What were you two even doing?
Blowing thousands of my money,
were you on a honeymoon?
Speak!
What do we say, sir?
He was having a milkshake at the hotel,
and suddenly he lands here
and announces his engagement.
- What was the child's name?
- Was it Bunnu or Munnu?
This rascal is getting engaged
to my Chanchal?
Jerk!
I don't get it, sir.
We tried everything,
still no evidence--
Proof.
We can't find any proof at all.
You have two days.
Find Sunny's lover.
Otherwise, the charge that
police picked you up for,
I'll make sure you actually do it.
In this very lawn,
rubbing it in hard in public.
I wonder what that journalist,
Aparna Trivedi, is up to.
Do you know these three girls?
Well, ma'am,
I know all the girls in Banaras.
But I don't provide any
"service" without a fee.
How much?
Five for one.
Twelve for all three.
Keep the advance.
You'll get more...
if the information checks out.
The information's ready.
The one in the green dress.
Her name is Deepika David.
She's getting married to her fiancee,
Simon-Go-Back.
Now, ask about the one in the middle.
- Who is she?
- There was a time, she was my--
Our Banaras' heartthrob, Saba.
Now she's expecting her third child.
She's pregnant.
And this one, Chanchal Kumari.
She got picked up last week
with her lover
in a raid at Moyo Rooms.
Her lover is a langur working
in the Prayagraj Forest Department.
What did you say?
Forest Department, Prayagraj?
Looks like a hero,
but behaves like a villain.
Right, Mishra?
- Right?
- Yes!
Was it him?
Yes, he's the one.
How do you know this pervert?
Ma'am...
Ma'am?
Where did you get lost?
Gajraj Tiwari's son, Sunny!
Find out who this boy
is having an affair with.
You'll get any price you want.
Interesting!
Hello!
Anyone here?
I'm here, ma'am.
What do you want?
Why were you hiding?
Let it be, ma'am.
Are you alone...
or expecting someone?
- I am alone--
- Got it!
There's something special
about spending time by yourself.
Aparna Trivedi.
From Prayag Awaaz News.
Your place was raided
on the 14th of February, right?
Who's this?
Who is he?
He's quite a shameless man.
Honey, welcome!
What kind of behavior is this?
I haven't even started.
I'm in the mood tonight, honey.
Remember the Kanpur project?
The one with the tortoises?
I wrapped it up for good.
Won't you at least appreciate me?
I don't like this kind of display.
I've already eaten.
I'm going to shower and sleep.
Then let me tuck you in.
You'll sleep better.
Promise.
You've got impressive stamina,
Pandey ji.
Work trips, office,
and still not satisfied.
You are aware of my capacity.
I do.
But I don't have the capacity
to tolerate this anymore.
Boss DK calling.
Boss DK--
Jai Hind, sir.
Where are you at this hour?
At home... with my wife.
You've guilt-tripped me.
But work is work.
Leave for Banaras
early in the morning, Pandey.
Banaras?
I'm not going to Banaras now, sir.
You won't?
On the outskirts of Banaras,
a wolf has been terrorizing
the residential areas.
Sir, please send someone
else this time.
Pandey, your name
has been recommended.
Only two months
are left until my retirement.
Won't you do this much for me?
Leave first thing in the morning.
- Yes, sir.
- And listen,
give your wife some love...
on my behalf too.
Alright?
I'll give my wife all the love
once Banaras is out of my fate.
Aparna, I have to step out for two days--
Official work?
Kanpur?
No, Banaras.
Of course,
you have two responsibilities.
Two responsibilities?
You have handled the tortoises in Kanpur.
What's waiting in Banaras?
A bear?
A wolf, both dangerous and a man-eater.
I know.
That wolf sleeps right next to me.
I'm sending you a picture
of a rascal, Chima.
I want this scoundrel.
Consider it done, sir.
VARANASI FOREST DEPARTMENTRAINING CENTER, UTTAR PRADESH
This is our distress signal.
When the team gets split in the jungle,
this sound will be your lifeline.
The moment you hear it,
run toward it
to rescue your teammate.
I'm calling in my core team
from Prayagraj as well.
With the Lord's grace,
we'll capture the wolf tomorrow.
So, buddy, how's Aparna?
She's good.
You never came home
after the posting.
You should drop by sometime.
You're all talk.
Son-in-law!
What an auspicious day, son-in-law,
meeting you here in broad daylight!
Are you here with your friends?
- Munnu, take his blessings.
- No, Munnu!
Nobody's touching my feet today.
We're in an official meeting.
- That's not right...
- I see.
Are you Aparna's aunt?
Who's Aparna?
His wife.
He's a bachelor.
Bachelor?
Listen, tell me.
- Did you and Aparna get divorced?
- No!
- But you said everything is fine?
- Yes!
This aunt's a bit eccentric.
I once saved her niece's life
in Dudhwa.
Since then, she thinks
I'm her son-in-law.
Son-in-law, bring your friends
to the engagement too.
I'm here to shop for it.
I was thinking of buying a dress.
Should I get one, son-in-law?
Sure. Get a backless gown
with thigh-high slits.
There's a shop right across the street.
We're in the middle of an official
meeting, please. Come outside.
Even Chanchal's father stepped out
for an "official meeting"
when he met with an accident.
- If only he were alive--
- He'd be so happy!
Yes, very happy. I know.
The showroom is right there.
- The sale will end soon. Go now.
- Okay.
Munnu, go play.
Don't bother me.
- Listen, mister.
- Yes, ma'am.
Show me some dresses.
Manish Malhotra style.
One for me and one for my niece.
Right away, ma'am.
- Show me light shades.
- Okay.
Bunnu's father has
a darker complexion.
But for my niece, something dark.
- I'll show you some right now.
- My son-in-law is very fair.
Want to see?
What's the point, ma'am?
Just look. She's my only niece,
and she's found herself a gem.
Here, look.
- Yes, very handsome.
- Isn't he?
- He's a hero.
- I'll show you something.
Okay.
Excuse me?
Is he... your son-in-law?
Not yet, but he will be soon.
The engagement is
in three days, in Banaras.
What can I say, sister?
Bunnu's father was handsome
at our wedding, too.
Now he has a paunch.
Is she... your niece?
Yes. Do you know her?
But she's a Muslim...
and you're wearing a wedding necklace
and vermilion.
Why wouldn't I?
Bunnu's father has a paunch.
He's not dead.
So you're not a Muslim?
Why would I be?
Sister, are you into
religious conversions?
Look at your own sari.
Where...
What...
Who are you?
Yes, Mom!
Appu, a disaster has struck!
Everything's been going wrong
for a week now.
- What happened this time?
- Your husband
is getting engaged in Banaras.
- In three days.
- What?
He's gone to Banaras
to get engaged?
To the first one or the second one?
Which one?
That Nazima. Who else?
Who on earth is Nazima, Mom?
His colleague.
That's Nilofer, Mom.
She's not Nilofer, dear.
She's a loafer.
And here's another detail.
Her aunt is a Hindu.
What?
But her father is Muslim, Mom.
I didn't meet her father,
only her aunt.
And she's a Hindu.
How does that even matter, Mom?
She's after my husband, after all.
I won't let her get away with it.
I'll have the police raid
their engagement.
I'm in Banaras for a case anyway.
You come here tomorrow too.
Alright, Pandey ji.
If you're going to drag
the family's honor through the streets,
so be it.
One last task, Nilo.
Reach Banaras tonight
with your team.
Tomorrow we'll catch that wolf,
and then I'll take a dip in the Ganga.
Honestly, Pandey,
you should go on a pilgrimage.
The mess you're in,
even a dip in the Ganga,
might not be enough.
Keep calm, Nilo! Keep calm!
I have a feeling
nothing will go wrong now.
Very good.
I'll see you tonight.
Okay.
Sir, we've been following Sunny
around like magnets for two days.
Why? He does nothing.
He just keeps boring us.
Mishra.
Sir, it's Abdul.
Abdul Mishra...
focus on the job.
Okay, sir.
A car's approaching.
Sir, someone's there.
Sir, Sunny stepped out too.
I can see that.
Sit!
Have you lost your mind?
I'm a forest officer.
The government won't spare you.
And I won't spare you!
Bobby, is that you?
My name is Sunny.
Does that give you the right
to act without reason?
Keep calm, dude!
Okay!
Poor Chanchal came to you for help,
and you turned it into lust?
Lust? Listen,
Alice in Wonderland.
Chanchal sent you that message
in the cigarette pack.
Didn't you read it?
I saw it with my own eyes.
Photos of your proposal.
Where do you want me to shove
that cigarette now?
I'm planning to move to Canada,
and he's trying to snatch my Chanchal.
One hit and you'll scatter like dust.
Before that, you should hear the
truth about Chanchal's proposal.
Here, listen.
You keep her on speed dial?
- Hello, Praja?
- Hello...
- Sunny, you?
- What's the deal with Prajapati?
Forgive me, Praja.
You were trying to help my love story,
and I doubted you.
- It's okay.
- Come here.
Hey!
- Mishra!
- Yes, sir.
Your cheek's all red.
- See that?
- Yes.
- You know what...
- Yes.
The MLA's son is so colorful.
Come here, man.
Click this.
Need to show his true colors.
Yes.
We just hit the jackpot, dude.
There is no more space left.
Sorry, Praja.
I had left a note.
How is it my fault?
It's not your fault, Chanchal.
These days, every balloon he picks up
already has a hole in it.
I'm telling you, Pandey,
leave this mess.
Let's go back to Prayagraj.
With your luck right now,
forget a wolf,
you can't even catch a butterfly.
Waste of time!
Nilo,
my name is Prajapati.
Prajapati.
Meaning, God of all living beings.
I'll honor my promise to my friend
and my duty to the government.
I couldn't take my wife into confidence.
Otherwise,
I wouldn't be hiding like this.
I would've handed Chanchal
over to Bobby in front of everyone.
- He's Sunny.
- Whoever he is!
Understand the feeling, Nilo.
Yes.
Tomorrow morning at 11,
after his rally,
he'll reach the airport.
And you, Chanchal,
you'll stay with your aunt tonight.
Great.
I'll drop you at the airport
first thing in the morning.
And then with you, Nilo,
I'll catch that bloody wolf.
- And then...
- And then?
And then?
I'll go back to my wife.
Oh, man...
Aparna...
I love you, honey.
If this had leaked, sir,
it could've turned very risky.
That's why I came straight to you.
Sir, the woman who broke the story,
her husband turned out to be the culprit.
He was kissing him
like he'd lost his mind, sir.
- Did you see it, Mishra?
- Yes, sir.
I just couldn't see it, sir.
Enough!
The one I thought
would be a torch for the future...
turned out to be a sparkler.
I have been hearing
ankle bells in the house.
You--
Here's what we'll do.
The moment the rally ends,
bring Sunny home.
And this one...
Prajapati, sir.
Bring him to my farmhouse
near the jungle.
Immediately.
Excellent decision, sir.
It took a lot of effort to get here.
A lot.
You have no idea how
to assess a situation.
Always eager to talk
anywhere, anytime.
First, let me handle the one
who was playing games with me
to save her husband.
Hello, sir.
I'm heading to Banaras
for some personal work.
But you'll get the news soon.
I trust you completely, Aparna ji.
I've prepared all papers for your channel.
Since you're coming to Banaras,
I'll send you my farmhouse address.
Come and check
the papers yourself.
Thank you, sir.
You're a savior.
Honestly, I've been losing faith
in men lately.
Me too.
Hope you're not carrying your phone.
I'm not that stupid.
Get in the car.
Let's go.
Hello, Dennis the Menace.
Where to?
MLA sir has called for you.
Oh!
Really?
He's called for me, right?
Can she get off?
So she can run to the police
and report a kidnapping?
Are you new to UP or what?
Come on, drive.
Idiot.
SHRI GAJRAJ TIWARI
Aparna?
You... little snake.
Stay right where you are,
or I'll fill you with b*ll*ts.
Why did you bring this girl along?
They were together, sir,
making plans for a morning drive.
I see.
Chintu, Mintu, come here!
Tie them up separately.
Do you even deserve to be
called a husband, Pandey ji?
I'll explain.
Just let me explain everything.
Sir, I still don't get it.
My husband has already
brought me shame.
Why have you tied me up here?
Listen, ma'am.
- I'm not falling for your tricks.
- What?
First, you let your husband
have an affair with my son.
What nonsense?!
Hey!
Sorry, sir.
I mean,
what are you even saying?
Me and your son, Sunny?
Impossible.
Lie again, and I'll sh**t you.
Want to see?
Look.
This ill*gal relationship!
See!
You didn't even spare Sunny?
What kind of obsession is this?
Does it never end?
This is all a misunderstanding.
Just shut up!
Go ahead, sir, sh**t me.
Five years of marriage,
and he didn't even hurt a fly.
But in the last ten days,
he has been pulling off one scandal
after another.
- Please, just sh**t me.
- You're mistaken, sir.
He's just having an affair with me,
not Sunny.
Not just you,
but you too.
Got it, witch?
Sir, why aren't you sh**ting?
End this, sh**t me!
sh**t me!
She's lost her mind, sir.
I'm telling you.
I'm the one he's having
an affair with.
sh**t, sir!
Hey, quiet!
Do I look like your servant
to take orders on who to sh**t?
Am I responsible
for your family drama?
You've turned my Sunny
into a joke.
Call him.
Call Sunny and
ask him to come here.
Chanchal's phone is ringing!
Hello!
Nilo this side, Chanchal.
Why is Pandey's phone switched off?
Sister, this is Chanchal's aunt.
She's been missing since this morning.
I'm worried sick.
I haven't even served
Bunnu's dad his breakfast yet.
I don't know where she could be.
Chanchal's missing,
and Pandey's phone is off...
What if they're in trouble?
Did something happen
to son-in-law and Chanchal?
Listen, Nilo,
She's my brother's only child.
I couldn't do much while he was alive.
- Auntie...
- I've already invited the guests,
- Listen...
- and insisted they'll have to come.
- Enough!
- Hello?
Hel--
Who is this?
Mahesh.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Take the team and move out.
Start the operation.
- I'll join you directly in the jungle.
- Okay, ma'am.
CHAUKAGHAT POLICE STATION
DISTRICT - VARANASI
As I said, I want to file a report.
Our son-in-law is getting engaged.
Here, in Banaras.
Ma'am, if he's already your son-in-law,
why is your daughter getting
engaged again?
You're such a strange man.
She is not our daughter.
If she is not your daughter,
then how is he your son-in-law?
Are you an inspector or a watchman?
Our son-in-law, Prajapati Pandey,
is getting engaged to another girl
after dumping our daughter.
Prajapati Pandey,
Forest Department, Prayagraj?
- Yes, that's him.
- Yes!
Inspector, my colleague
Prajapati Pandey is in trouble.
He came here on official work, and--
Uncle! Auntie!
That's her! That's her!
She is Nazima.
The one our son-in-law
is getting engaged to.
But I am Nilofer.
- She is Nilofer.
- Yes!
Whether she's Nilofer or Sikander,
he's getting engaged to her.
Auntie, why would he get engaged to me?
He's your son-in-law.
My son-in-law is missing.
Move!
Inspector, it's terrible.
My son-in-law is missing.
This many people don't
go missing in a week,
as many have gone missing
before my morning tea!
No, but--
Auntie, who are you?
She's the one.
Her Hindu aunt.
- Aunt?
- Yes!
Hindu aunt?!
I don't even have any Muslim aunts.
How could I have a Hindu one?
I've never seen this woman before.
Inspector, will you find my son-in-law?
Won't you? Swear on me.
I swear!
I swear, she told me about
the engagement.
- Yes.
- Sister, you?
Which sari did you buy that day?
- Sari?
- What do I say?
After so much effort,
I found the perfect match for my niece,
but now neither of them
is anywhere to be found.
How will I face my brother
and sister-in-law?
Tell me!
Auntie, Pandey could be in some
kind of trouble.
You and your "aunt"
are the root of this trouble.
- I don't have an aunt!
- Aunt? I am not her aunt.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Shut up!
You've given me a headache,
ranting about auntie,
niece, fiancee, sari...
Is this a complaint against
Prajapati Pandey,
Forest Department, Prayagraj?
Yes!
Come on, let's go for a drive
in the government car.
Sunny isn't picking up his phone.
I'm tied up here, sir,
so Sunny will show up soon too.
Let these two go.
I'm the one having an
affair with Sunny, after all.
Pervert!
Hey!
I'll rip that tongue
out like a kite string.
Rip it out or brick me into a wall,
I accept every charge of love.
But I won't tolerate cruelty
toward the innocent.
- You've got me, right?
- Wow.
Sunny's love, your culprit,
the full package.
Son-in-law!
Son-in-law!
Son-in-law?
Son-in-law!
Son-in-law?
Aunt!
Damn it!
Son-in-law!
Who is this old hag?
Nilo, what are you doing here?
So your Nilo is here!
Go on, tell her
how far you've taken your vulgarity!
Mom? Dad?
- Aparna, why are you up a tree?
- You?
- Greetings, Mom, Dad!
- Mom? Dad?
Who are these clowns?
Let me explain.
Move back. Back!
This whole mess is
Prajapati Pandey's doing.
I haven't had a cup
of tea since this morning.
I understand!
Just explain who's who here.
- Yeah, I--
- That's Nilofer, his first target.
They're having an affair.
Pandey's having an affair with me?!
See! She admitted it herself,
that "Pandey's having an affair with me."
Sir.
I'm Prajapati's lover.
Me!
I know you're his love, but--
Oh, yeah! She's not his lover,
she's his fiancee! Fiancee!
Good Lord!
Who's the fiancee?
Are you human
or Superman?
You've created such a ruckus!
Who are all these people?
Let me explain.
Damn it!
He is my son-in-law.
Tell me something.
Why have you tied
my son-in-law and my daughter to a tree?
If they've made a mistake,
just forgive them
or punish me instead.
I am the aunt.
Whose?
The girl's!
There are three girls here!
Which one?
I'm just Chanchal's aunt.
She was so young
when her father died...
- Make her stop.
- You try!
I swear I tried to raise her,
but I already have six of my own.
They also trouble me,
but I don't tie them to trees.
Why did you? I--
Say one more word,
and I'll blow your brains out.
Right here.
Will you speak now?
Tie everyone to a tree.
- Auntie, come.
- What?
- It's done. It's done.
- But...
You have affairs without caring
about caste, creed, gender, or age...
What kind
of pervert are you!
Yeah!
There's no nepotism in love.
One has many desires,
Your Highness.
My heart flutters...
Punish me, but let them go.
Sunny is my love!
Are you sh**ting him, or should I?
Shut up!
I'm calling the disgrace of my family.
Then we'll decide your fate.
Trying to be Anarkali here!
What are you doing?
- Move!
- This is a crime.
I'll have you arrested
under Section 354.
- Aparna, listen...
- Shut up!
Shameless man.
Just because your parents
named you Prajapati,
you decided to become
the husband of the entire city.
You've covered men and women.
Only animals are left.
Go get them too.
Aparna, please.
Can you--
Wait...
Jungle...
Animals...
I don't want to live anymore, God.
He's thinking about animals.
Listen to me.
We were brought to this location.
You came here yourself.
Did Gajraj send you an address?
Shut up!
I don't want to talk to you.
He must've sent
a location pin or something.
Please tell me.
Some Rampur or Shampur.
How does it matter?
Rampur jungle...
- Nilo...
- Nilo, listen.
Is our operation underway?
What is this idiot doing?
Maybe he's praying.
In what language?
Rangers! This side!
Aren't you afraid of dying?
Why are you neighing like that?
I'm neighing to save
your life, Aparna ji.
To clear your misunderstandings,
it's important to survive.
What animal is making this mating sound?
It's him, sir.
Do you have diarrhea or something?
- Pandey!
- Yes!
Where did this whole army come from?
Hands up!
Put your weapons down.
Sir, why are you up a tree?
Stop reacting and get us down!
Get them down, quickly!
Hurry up. Free us!
Free her, Manoj!
Let's go, Chanchal.
Hold on, dear!
Where are you off to?
Hey!
Put your g*ns down,
or I'll blow your officer's brain out!
Excellent, Surinder!
Very good!
Thank you, sir. Hey!
Sir, don't worry.
The situation is under my control.
Bunnu's dad.
Surinder, you idiot!
Why is nothing in your life ever right?
Run, everyone!
Bunnu's dad.
g*nman, brother!
- Who is it?
- Save me.
Auntie, leave!
Mom, leave him, he's a pervert!
She's the one clinging to me. Let go!
Uncle, save me!
Please! Please!
Who's going to save me?
Wasn't trapping my husband enough?
Now you're after my father too, Chanchal?
Pandey, I told you to see an astrologer.
What are you doing with Chanchal?
I haven't done anything!
I'm a judge!
You'll have the entire village
wiped out today.
Hurry up, Praja,
or Sunny will fly off to Canada alone.
How can he run away,
leaving me in this mess?
Hurry up, Jagga Jasoos!
- Let's go.
- Shut up.
Let's get out of here!
Why were you clinging
to my father-in-law?
Why would I cling to him?
He was not letting go of me.
Are you serious?
And her boyfriend is
waiting at the airport.
Besides trying to save
his friend's love and your dream,
Pandey hasn't done anything.
Got it?
Aparna is right behind us.
Why wouldn't she be?
She's my wife.
Have you ever heard of a wife
who leaves her husband before death?
There they are. Drive faster!
- I am driving fast!
- This isn't fast.
I can run faster than this!
I'll get there before you.
Sister, you thought I was Muslim?
- But that girl--
- It's not your fault.
People say I resemble Tabu.
Not Tabu, her name is Nazima.
Fine, you doubted him,
but you also doubted me?
Is it my fault?
If I see you half-naked
in my husband's arms,
what do you expect?
A wife can have doubts and get angry,
but she doesn't leave her husband
without knowing the whole truth.
Wolf.
Wolf!
Wolf!
God, save me.
Stop screaming, Chanchal!
Keep calm.
Oh, God!
- What happened?
- There is a wolf in his car.
Hold hands!
Not mine, the wolf's!
Have you lost your mind?
He'll chew my hand!
Watch out for the wolf!
I've never even handled a lizard...
But you chose to fall for the MLA's son!
- Wolf!
- Why are you shouting?
He can see!
Pull in front of them, quick!
Go faster!
Sure, check this!
This is the only tranquilizer!
Our only chance.
Aparna, it's all in your hands.
You'll do it, right?
Hey!
I'm a wife, after all.
Superb!
Let's go!
Pandey ji,
listen!
Honey.
Pandey, catch.
Stop, sir.
Or else?
Who do you think you are?
The common man.
The same common man
who spun so many illusions,
and you believed every one of them.
That's the world we live in, sir.
Truth or not,
people believe what they see
without any due diligence.
Take me, for example.
My wife, my friends, my family,
everyone believed what they saw
without a second thought.
In times like these,
if I leak a story saying
that the photo that was leaked
wasn't even of a girl.
Instead, it was a man.
Forget Sunny,
even your political career
won't survive.
It's easy now,
since the media is on the right side.
Isn't it, Aparna ji?
So, what do you say, sir?
Do you want to keep your connection
to the casteist, h*m* world,
or...
switch to the new world's
Wi-Fi connection?
Wow!
A politician has joined hands
with the common man.
Excellent!
Honestly,
I've seen enough for one lifetime.
Aparna,
without your permission,
I've hugged Praja many times
for selfish reasons.
But today,
with your consent,
may I hug my friend?
Thank you, Praja.
Thank you.
You can hug him too, Nilo.
I don't need any permission.
Right, Pandey?
My dreams may be big, honey,
but not bigger than your love.
Always remember that.
Understood?
As you wish...
honey!
Son-in-law!
Son-in-law!
Son-in-law!
Move!
Son-in-law!
Are you alright, son-in-law?
Oh, man!
Auntie,
he's not your son-in-law!
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