03x22 - The Bird Beard/The Royal Egg Hunt

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

[both] Bark! Bark! Bark!

♪ Bingo and Rolly,
couple of puppies ♪

-♪ They bark and chase and chew ♪
-[both] Bark! Bark!

♪ And there's a guy named Bob
who makes up inventions ♪

♪ A couple puppies can use ♪

-♪ But when Bob's away ♪
-See you later, pups!

♪ The pups will play-ay-ay ♪

♪ On a mission 'round the world ♪

♪ Tryin' to save the day ♪

♪ Pup pup pup Puppy Dog Pals ♪

[both] Bark! Bark! Bark!

♪ Pup pup pup Puppy Dog Pals ♪

[both] Bark! Bark! Bark!

[record scratching]

♪ Pup pup pup Puppy Dog Pals ♪

[both] Bark! Bark! Bark!

♪ Pup pup pup Puppy Dog Pals ♪

[both] Bark! Bark! Bark!

[barking]

[Bingo and Rolly] The Bird Beard.

[both] ♪ Dig!
Diggin' in the dirty dirt! ♪

Bingo! Rolly!

Whoo! Guess what I got!

Wha-bam!

Ooh, fancy!

Chloe and I went camping with
her Lil' Nature Scouts troop,

and we earned
our bird expert badges!

Congrats, Keia! Does that mean
you know stuff about birds?

-Pretty much all the stuff.
-[cooing]

That bird is a pigeon.

That's a... brown bird.

[chirping]

[bell jingling]

And that's Santa's sleigh.

[Rolly and Keia] Santa's sleigh?

[Mrs. Claus] h*-h*-h*!

Bingo, Rolly, and Keia,
just the pups I was looking for!

[pups] Hi, Mrs. Claus!

Is it Christmas already?
Feels like summer just started!

It's still summer, sugar plum.

Santa and I are
on vacation in Hawaii,

but there's an emergency,
and we need your help!

-What's wrong?
-I...

[sighs] Well, I think you'd
better see for yourselves.

[Hawaiian music playing]

h*-h*! Hello there!

Oh, thank you for coming, pups!

I'm so glad to see you!

Good to see you too, Santa!

So, what's the emergency?

-Oh...
-[bird chirping]

[Bingo and Rolly and Keia] Ahhh!

And that's the emergency.

Now, I've got stuff stuck
in my beard before,

but nothing like this!

[chirping]

I'd recognize that kind
of song anywhere!

It's coming from what is
scientifically known as...

a bird. And I should know,
I'm a bird expert.

h*-h*-h*-h*, sandwiches
aren't for birds, my little friend.

Uh, Santa, how exactly did
a bird get into your beard?

That's a good question!
I was going to ask you that.

I was napping in the hammock,

and when I woke up, it was here.

The bird must be
pretty cozy in there,

-'cause it will not leave.
-[chirping]

Normally, I wouldn't mind,
but we've been so looking forward

to our scuba diving class today!

And birdie doesn't have a tank!

I can't go swimming underwater
with a bird in my beard,

who doesn't have a mask!

[chirps]

That is a very specific problem.

Getting that bird out of
Santa's beard will be our mission!

h*-h*-h*, thank you!

Oh-h*! Oh, whoa, dear,
oh, you're hungry!

-Oh, yes you are. [laughs]
-[Rolly giggles]

The bird sure seems hungry
for that sandwich.

Well, if the bird's hungry,

maybe we can use food to get it out!

Birds definitely
should not eat sandwiches.

So, as a bird expert,

I say we use birdseed.

Are you hungry for a little
birdseed, my little friend?

Hey! Aw, man!

[sighs]

This day is full of surprises.

Well, we were kinda right.

The bird did want food.

But it also wants to stay
in Santa's beard.

It looks so cozy.

I bet the bird wants
to live there forever.

[gasps] Forever?
Oh, rollicking reindeer!

But don't worry, 'cause we
can build the bird a new home

that'll be even cozier
than your beard!

Ooh! Except I didn't bring
any craft supplies!

Not to worry! I know
a Christmas elf who can help.

[beeping]

Santa's Workshop!
Be nice, not naughty!

This is Biscotti. Puppies!

All right, Biscotti, what do we got?

Everything we might need
from Santa's workshop!

Puptastic!
Okay, Bingo, grab those boards.

Rolly, you're on paint colors.

Biscotti, let's talk design!

We thinkin' gabled roof or flat?

Who are we kidding?

[both] Gabled! [both laugh]

All right, what do you got
in corrugated tin?

Wow. They really know their stuff.

[rock music playing]

Now that's a birdhouse!

[Mrs. Claus] If I were a bird,
I'd live there!

Hey, birdie buddy!

Do you wanna live in this birdhouse
instead of my beard?

[all] Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

No!

[cell phone buzzing]

Well, wish I could stay,

but the Easter Bunny
has a carrot emergency.

So that just happened.

Okay, so far we know
the bird does not want

-to live in a birdhouse.
-[Keia gasps]

Maybe it's a kind of bird
that lives in beards!

A beard bird!

Maybe we can get it to move into
some other beard instead of Santa's.

Only one way to find out!

♪ This birdie needs a new beard
it can move into ♪

♪ So try one on, try one on ♪

♪ We don't know which nest
is best quite yet ♪

♪ So try one on, try one on ♪

♪ It's vacation
and Santa wants to swim ♪

♪ All over the place,
over the place ♪

♪ But he can't have
all that Scuba fun ♪

♪ With a birdie in his face,
birdie in his face ♪

♪ Short beards, long beards,
curly beards, straight beards ♪

♪ Brown and gray and rainbow ♪

♪ Will a super long mustache
do the trick? ♪

♪ Rolly, I don't think so! ♪

Okay, I guess we'll just
keep trying beards then.

♪ Waa-waa-ooh-ah,
oo-waa-waa-ooh-ah ♪

♪ Try one on, try one on ♪

♪ Waa-waa-ooh-ah,
oo-waa-waa-ooh-ah ♪

♪ Try one on, try one on ♪

♪ Extra fluffy ♪

♪ Closely cropped ♪

♪ Braided, twisted into a knot ♪

♪ If I could grow one
I'd never shave ♪

♪ 'Cause there are so many beards
you can wear on your face, yeah ♪

♪ Try one on, try one on ♪

♪ Try one on, try one on ♪

♪ Yeah, try one on, try one on ♪

♪ Try one on ♪

-Whoo!
-Yeah.

I am loving the facial hair,

but this bird only likes
Santa's beard.

I agree. But I'm keeping mine on.

Doing this helps me think.

[birds chirping]

It worked! I thought of something!

Maybe our bird wants to live
in the trees like those birds!

Well, then off
to the forest with us!

Perhaps the bird will like
a tree better than my beard!

I'll try to be back before
our scuba class, Mrs. C!

My, my, my, ooh, what a lovely tree!

-I wish I could live in a tree.
-[chirps]

What do you say
you give this tree a try?

h*-h*-h*!
I think the bird likes the tree!

[squawks]

-[chirps]
-Or not.

As a bird expert,

I think this bird does not like
living high up in trees.

Too bad birds don't make nests
down low on the ground.

Actually, sometimes they do!

-Like kiwis and emu--
-And whatever bird that is!

[chirping]

[chirping]

[squeals] I think
the bird likes it here!

It didn't like that.

-Oh-hoo! Oh!
-[chirps]

But it really likes your beard.

Oh, we tried, pups,

but I guess the bird is going
to live in my beard forever.

And Mrs. Claus...

will have to go
to that scuba class alone.

[birds chirping]

This bird's not singing. Who is?

It's another bird!

It looks, and sounds,
just like the one in Santa's beard!

And if that bird likes
to live in bushes,

maybe the bird
in Santa's beard will too!

And this bushy plant is
kinda cozy, just like a beard!

Nobody lives in this one.
It's move-in ready!

Come! Check out your new home!

Here, let me help you.

[gasps] Whoa. You'd better see this.

There's a nest buried in there!

Oh-hoo! Jolly jelly!

Ooh, I must've been
in a very deep sleep

to miss a bird building
a nest in my beard!

I don't think the bird wants
to leave its nest,

so we'd better move them together.

As an official bird expert,
I volunteer.

All right, I've got the nest.

-[Kei grunting]
-[Bingo] Whoa!

-[Rolly] Ahh!
-My beard hair! Ooh!

Sorry, sorry, sorry!

Maybe if I tip the nest a little...

There!

Beard bird removal wasn't something
we learned at Lil' Nature Scouts.

Oh, not to worry.

I'm just glad our bird friend
has a new home!

-Oh-h*-h*!
-[chirping]

[pups] Aww!

-[alarm ringing]
-Jumping gingerbread!

Our scuba class is about to start!

h*-h*-h*! Goodbye, my little friend.

Hope you like your home
as much as you liked my beard!

Thank you, my darling pups!
h*-h*-h*!

-Have fun, Santa!
-Bye!

[whistles]

[squawking]

The bird seems upset.

Keia, you're a bird expert.
Why's the bird upset?

I... I... I don't know.

[squawking continues]

But the bird does!

All day I've been saying
I'm a bird expert,

but the real bird expert
is the bird!

Show us how we can help you.

-[squawking]
-[Keia gasps]

Look at those little dents!
They're shaped like eggs!

But there aren't any eggs in there.

I think the bird's telling us
that its eggs are missing!

[gasps] I bet they fell out
when I was getting

the nest out of Santa's beard!

I'm so sorry, birdie!

Don't worry, the eggs
will be safe in Santa's beard.

The eggs are safe now, but as soon
as Santa goes in the ocean,

they could fall out and get lost!

[squawking]

We'll get your eggs back.
I puppy promise.

-[squawks]
-Come on!

No! Santa and Mrs. Claus
have already left

for scuba diving class!

But their sleigh is still here.

[giggles]

[bells jingling]

-Whoo-hoo!
-Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

-Yeah!
-All right! [gasps]

I think I see the boat!
Santa's about to jump in!

Let's see what this sleigh can do.

[Mrs. Claus] h*-h*-h*!

-h*-h*-- Oh!
-[Keia] Got him.

Yes! We did it!

And the eggs
are still in your beard!

[gasps] Goodness gumdrops!

Oh! I found them!

I believe these belong to you.

[squawks]

You saved our vacation and the eggs!

Seems like there's nothin'
you pups can't do!

Always happy to help!

We'd better head home.

But we can't wait
to see you again at Christmas!

Hope you have fun scuba diving!

Oh, we will!

Thank you, my little pups!

[laughs]

Wow. Well, that's one summertime,

Santa's beard, bird-savin'
mission accomplished!

-[Keia] Whoo!
-High paw!

-High paw!
-High paw!

Hey, where's your fake beard, Rolly?

Oh, I gave it to a friend.

[Hawaiian music playing]

[Bingo and Rolly]
The Royal Egg Hunt.

-[pups barking]
-[Bob laughing]

Aah! Fetch it, boys!

Comin' your way, Rolly!

Come on, Rolly.
Gotta stay focused-- Ooh!

Colorful butterfly!

Oops! I'm late
for my hair appointment.

Gonna get a new do! Ha-ha!

See ya later, pups!

Whoo-hoo! Ha-ha!

Next time we play fetch,
I'm gonna stay focused and catch it.

Then I'll be like...
♪ Pup-pup puppy dog shuffle! ♪

Whoa!

[squeaking]

Ooh! Sorry, Tad!
I didn't see you there.

You're back from London already?
How was it?

[inhales deeply, squeaks rapidly]

Whoa!

[sighs deeply]

Easy there, Tad. You're talking
so fast I can't understand you.

[deep breath]

[squeaking slowly]

Our royal puppy pal, Crumpet,
needs our help?

So the Queen was getting ready
to leave for a birthday party,

but the special present
the Queen had for her friend

went missing? A jeweled egg?

[squeaks, then sighs]

Huh. Can't she just get
another egg from her kitchen?

A jeweled egg is not a regular egg.

It's a colorful, one-of-a-kind egg

with diamonds and other
sparkling jewels on it,

making it very special to the Queen!

-Ooh!
-Ooooh!

Then our mission is
to find that jeweled egg

so the Queen can give it
to her friend as a birthday gift!

[both] Let's go!

-Whoo!
-[Bingo] Yeah.

[both laughing]

♪ On your bark, get ready,
got a lot to do ♪

♪ It's gonna be
an awesome adventure ♪

♪ We're super duper
extra overly excited ♪

♪ To be goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission ♪

♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪

[show tune playing]

[both] Let's go!

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ We're goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ We're goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission ♪

[horse] I can't believe
we broke this wheel

while we were rushing around
looking for the Queen's jeweled egg.

[grunts] Ah!

And there we are!

Consider this carriage wheel fixed.

Jolly good work!

You're both so good
at fixing things!

-[Rolly] Whoo-hoo! All right!
-[Bingo] Whoo-hoo!

-Wheee!
-[cheering and laughter]

Bingo and Rolly!

Hi, Crumpet! We heard about
the Queen's missing jeweled egg

and got here as fast as we could!

Oh, thank the lords
of London Tad found you!

The horses and I have been
searching all morning,

and we still haven't found the egg!

And the Queen must depart soon
for her friend's birthday party!

Oh, we have to find
that jeweled egg!

Bingo and Rolly are on the job!

And that's a puppy dog guarantee!

Now, where should we start looking?

[Crumpet] This is the throne room!

We've already checked here,
but maybe we missed a spot.

-This is--
-[Rolly] Found it!

[straining]

Whoa. That is one heavy egg.

Unfortunately, that isn't an egg.

It's the Queen's bowling ball.

Her league meets on Wednesdays.

Alas, the jeweled egg isn't here.

Then we'll just search
the whole palace until we find it!

-[singing]
-[Bingo] Huh?

Hey! Maybe that bird saw
the Queen's sparkly egg

and thought it was one of her eggs!

Maybe she brought it back
to her nest!

Let's go ask!

My, how cozy!

Flying puppies?

[laughs] Now I've seen everything!

Sorry to bother you,
but we're wondering

if you might've accidentally
taken the Queen's jeweled egg.

A jeweled egg, you say?

Sorry, but all of these eggs
are mine, love.

-Royal bummer. Thanks for looking.
-[Bird] Now wait a tick.

I do recall seeing a sparkly
something this morning.

Like a sparkly jeweled egg?

Just the sort! [slurps]

Earlier today, a family friend
visited the Queen

and brought their young baby.

I saw the Queen playing with him.

Of course!
She was playing with baby Oliver

just before she'd lost the egg!

Well, when baby Oliver's parents
put him in his stroller,

he was holding something
very sparkly, you see.

Maybe baby Oliver thought
the sparkly egg was a sparkly toy!

Come, lads, I know just where to go!

-[Rolly] Thanks for your help!
-Anything for the Queen.

[gulps]

Belvedere, old friend! Ha-ha!

Oh, hello, Crumpet!
Good to see you, mate!

What brings you
to my human's house today?

We're looking for a jeweled egg.

Your youngest human, baby Oliver,

may have accidentally taken it
from the palace.

Gadzooks! Let's have a look.

Here's Oliver's playpen.

-Ahhh, yes!
-[babbling]

[Crumpet and Belvedere]
There's the egg!

Exquisite, isn't it?

But it's also very fragile,
so we need to get it back

before young Oliver
accidentally breaks it.

I'll handle this!

Hi, baby Oliver!

I'm just gonna take this egg
'cause it belongs

to the Queen of England, okay.

-[giggles]
-[Rolly straining]

That's, uh... [straining]

quite a grip you've got there,
baby Oliver.

I'll try to get him to play
with something else.

Hello, Oliver!

If you give us that egg,
you can play with me all you want!

-Well, I'm out of ideas.
-Umm...

[gasps] Ooh! I know why baby Oliver
didn't want the stuffed animal!

He just needs something more
colorful than the egg to look at!

[giggles]

Great work, Rolly!

The egg is
in perfect condition! Ha-ha!

Does this call
for the puppy dog shuffle?

Not yet, Rolly.

We gotta get this egg
back to the Queen.

Careful!

This is going better
than I expected.

Yeah! And I'm not taking my puppy
eye off this egg until-- Ooh!

Look at all those colorful kites!

-Oopsies!
-[Crumpet] Oh dear!

Catch that egg!

♪ Flying around old London town ♪

♪ Trying to keep this fancy egg
off the ground ♪

♪ Stumbling and bumbling
and doing our best ♪

♪ To get this thing back
to the palace, oh yes! ♪

♪ Flying around old London town ♪

♪ Juggling and struggling
to keep it from falling down ♪

Pups, please handle that with care!

[both] We're trying!

Oh, look! We can see
Big Ben from up here!

-Listen!
-[all] Bong, bong,

bong, bong, bong, bong.

[Bingo] ♪ Some eggs are scrambled ♪

[Crumpet]
♪ And some eggs are poached ♪

[Rolly] ♪ Some eggs are over easy
served up on toast ♪

♪ But today I learned
something new ♪

[both] What's that?

[Bingo]
♪ The Queen likes a fancy egg ♪

♪ Covered in jewels ♪

[Bingo and Rolly] ♪ Pretty fancy! ♪

♪ Flying around old London town ♪

♪ Trying to keep this fancy egg
off the ground ♪

♪ Stumbling and bumbling
and doing our best ♪

♪ To get this thing back
to the palace ♪

-[Bingo] Whoa!
-[Crumpet] Oh!

[Rolly] Oh, no!

Wow. Can't believe it's not broken.

What a lucky break!
Er, I mean, a lucky not-break!

We just have to carefully pick it up
so it doesn't fall.

-Ooh! Butterfly!
-Not now, Rolly.

-Gotta keep our puppy eyes on the--
-No, there's a butterfly on the egg!

-[Bingo] No, no, no!
-[all] Aah!

[all sigh]

[all scream]

[all] Huh?

Huzzah!

The egg is
in perfect condition! Ha-ha!

[cracking]

Ah, dear egg.

Why art thou so fragile?

There, there, Crumpet.

-[horse neighs]
-We'll find a way to fix this.

[tires screech]

By Jove, I've got an idea!

All right, now,
if we put this part here

and that part there...

Hmm.

Hello, hello, hello.
What's all this, then?

[neighs]

-[barks]
-Hmm.

Righty-o. Carry on!

By Jove, I think you've got it!

The egg is egg-squisite again!

Eh, almost.

There are so many jewels,

I don't know where this
last one is supposed to go!

[clock chimes]

[gasps] It's time
for the Queen to depart

for the birthday party.

Never matter.

We'll just carefully
take it to the Queen

and tell her what happened.

I'll be keeping
an extra close eye on this egg

so I won't drop it. Again.

I'll keep a close eye on it too!

[Bingo and Rolly] Careful!

Careful!

-Care--
-[Crumpet] Careful! Careful!

[Bingo and Rolly] Whoa!

No!

Oh, I fear I'm never going
to find that egg!

[gasps] Oh my! What's this?

I am so very sorry, Your Highness.

[whining]

-I--
-[Queen] Oh, Crumpet!

I'm so happy you found my egg!

See, this jewel must've fallen off
when it rolled under my throne!

But I know exactly where it goes!

Now I can give this exquisite egg
to my friend after all!

Oh, thank you, Crumpet!

My pleasure, Your Majesty!

All the Queen's horses
and even the Queen's dog

couldn't put the egg back together
again, but the Queen could!

Thank you for your help, pups.

Always happy to go
the egg-stra mile for a friend!

Egg-sactly!

[Queen] Crumpet! Crumpet!

I'm coming, Your Highness!

Now that the Queen and Crumpet
are off to the party,

it's time for us to get back
to Puppy Playcare.

High paw to a royal mission
accomplished!

[bob] Hey there, pups!

I'm back! Ha-ha!

And I'm lovin' this new hairdo.

Fluff!

-[gasps] Oh!
-[chirping]

Ha-ha! Ready for another
game of fetch? Ha-ha!

It's all you, brother!

[panting]

[grunts]

Just keep your puppy eye
on the ball and...

[bob] Whoo-hoo!

Great catch, Rolly!

Thanks! And now,
it's finally time to shuffle.

[both] Pup-pup
puppy dog shuffle!

[giggling]

[all laughing]

-[bob] You silly pups!
-[pups barking]

[theme music playing]

Bark! Bark! Bark!

Bark! Bark! Bark!

[record scratching]

[both] Bark!

Bark! Bark! Bark!