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04x10 - Cupcake's Birthday/Dog Wash Derby

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Puppy Dog Pals". Aired: April 14, 2017 – January 20, 2023.*
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Bingo and Rolly, two pug puppy brothers who have fun traveling around their neighborhood and the world when their owner Bob leaves home.

04x10 - Cupcake's Birthday/Dog Wash Derby

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[theme music playing]

Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!

♪ Bingo and Rolly,
couple of puppies ♪


-♪ They bark
and chase and chew ♪
-Both: Bark! Bark!

♪ And there's a guy named Bob
who makes up inventions ♪


♪ A couple puppies can use ♪

-♪ But when Bob's away ♪
-See you later, pups!

♪ The pups
will play-ay-ay ♪


♪ On a mission
'round the world ♪


♪ Tryin' to save the day ♪

♪ Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals ♪

Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!

♪ Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals

Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!

[record scratching]

♪ Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals

Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!

♪ Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals ♪

Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!

[barking]

Bingo/Rolly:
"Cupcake's Birthday!"

ARF:
A little to the left.
Perfecto!

Cupcake's surprise
birthday party

is coming together great!

We'll eat treats, play games,

and then watch
her favorite movie.

Magic Neil:
The Magical Puppy.


And now that the screen
is set up,

let's test out ARF's
new movie projector

that Bob installed.

-Hit it, ARF.
-[beep, projector clicking]

[chomping]

[Rolly humming]

♪ ♪

-Oh, so there you are. Ah!
-[roaring]

Ah! That part
always gets me.

Ha, ha, I mean, ha, ha,

fetch this, you big
scary monster thingy!

[zap]

[roars]

Shadow-mardium, scary-eety,

make this big baddie
a small sweetie!

-Not so big and scary now, eh?
-[burps]

Friends are the best
kind of magic.

Lollie and I just
finished putting up

the Magic Neil decorations
for Cupcake's birthday!

They are sp-agical!

That's special and magical,
but put together.

Man, I hope Cupcake
likes sparkles.

-[sparkling]
-Bingo: Cool!
The sparkles look like magic.

Cupcake's gonna be all,

[imitating]:
"Wow, not too shabby.
For puppies."

What's with
all the sparkles?

Puppies:
Happy birthday, Cupcake!

Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no!

No, nope!

-What's wrong, Cupcake?
-Thanks for throwing
a birthday party for me,

but I don't wanna
celebrate because...

because something
bad always happens

when I celebrate
my birthday.

-Puppies: Oh no! Bow-wow.
-ARF: Something bad?
Poor Cupcake.

If we have this party,

something bad
might happen again!

Like this one birthday
when I was little.

I woke up with
the doggy sniffles!


[sniffling]

Achoo!

Or another birthday
when it rained,


-and my dry dog food got wet!
-[screaming]

Or the birthday when
my paw was broken,


-and I couldn't play
with the other dogs.
-[barking]

At my own birthday party!

Aw...

That's when I realized
that something bad

always happens on my birthday.

Therefore,
I will never celebrate it

ever again.

Well, then it can
be our mission

to make sure you
have a good birthday.

No, no. I'm not good at
celebrating my birthday, really.

I'm gonna go
take a long nap.

Wake me up when
my birthday's over!

Chew toys!

I really wanted to throw
Cupcake a birthday party.

Me, too.
But, since her birthday wish

is to not celebrate,
we won't.

♪ ♪

[whispering]

Rufus says even
though Cupcake

doesn't wanna
celebrate with a party,

we could still get a special
gift to celebrate her.

That's a great idea!

Our mission is to get
a birthday gift for Cupcake.

Let's do this!

[click, whirring]

Bingo/Rolly:
Let's go!

♪ ♪

♪ On your bark, get ready,
got a lot to do ♪


♪ It's gonna be
an awesome adventure ♪


♪ We're super-duper
extra overly excited ♪


♪ To be goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission ♪


♪ Five, four,
three, two, one ♪


[laughter]

-[whirring]
-Bingo/Rolly: Let's go!

[clicking, whirring, beeping]

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ We're goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission ♪


♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ We're goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission ♪


[grunting]

Okay. We need some ideas
for Cupcake's birthday gift.

Hm. A slide!

Maybe a... swing?

[gasps] Ooh! A tree!

Are you listing the things
that you see here in the yard?

♪ ♪

Yes. Yes, I am.

What about
getting Cupcake

a magical fetch stick
for her gift?

The twisty stick
that Magic Neil uses

in Cupcake's favorite movie?

Great idea!

We can check
my stick collection.

I've got short sticks,
big sticks,

squiggly, and straight. [sighs]

I don't have any twisty sticks.

It's okay, Rolly.
We'll find one.

[squeaking]

-You've got twisty sticks, Tad?
-[squeaking]

That's not a twisty
stick for fetching.

It's a twisty
breadstick for eating.

[squeaking]

That's a twisty lollipop...
for eating.

-[squeak]
-Is that

-a twisty celery stick?
-Also for eating.

[crunch]

[sighs]
Tad's out of twisty sticks,
and none of my sticks

are like Magic Neil's
twisty magic stick.

[squeaking]

Ooh! Tad says there's
a magic festival in the park!

Maybe we can find
a twisty-looking

magic fetch stick there!

-[squeak]
-[laughing, panting]

-[festival chatter]
-Keia: Who knew
the magic festival

was so stylish?

Rolly:
Ooh! Stick!

I hope he throws it. Ah!

Actually, these sticks
aren't for dogs.

They're called wands,
and they're made for humans

to play with while they
pretend to do magic.

[giggling]

We're looking for
a magical fetch stick.

Twisty, too!
Like Magic Neil's!

Unfortunately, I'm not sure
how to make them myself.

However, "he's" here.

-Who's here?
-[gasps] Magic Neil!

-[all gasp]
-He's here at
the festival! [giggles]

Great. We can ask Magic Neil

where he got
his twisty fetch stick.

I'm sure he'll help.
He's really sweet!

I met him over by
the cape-maker's cart.

-Lollie: Maybe he's still there.
-Bingo: Thank you.

Ooh. [giggles]

♪ ♪

Wizardy.

[gasps] Rolly! You found
the cape maker's cart!

-But I don't see Magic Neil.
-Magic Neil!

Where are you?

Friends are the best
kind of magic.

All:
Magic Neil!

♪ ♪

Ooh! [giggles]

Bingo:
Hi. Hello.

I can't believe
I'm talking to you.

O-okay. So,
we're on this mission

to get a birthday gift
for our friend Cupcake,

-who is a huge fan of yours.
-Huge!

Wonderful.
I'd love to be of help.

I'd do most anything
for my fans.

We want to get her
a twisty magical fetch stick,

just like you
have in the movie.

You mean this beauty here?

-[all gasp]
-Bow to the wow!

Give this
to dear Cupcake.

She must be special
for you to go on

a mission like this for her.

Oh, she's many things.

Special is just one of them.
Magical is another.

She's very sp-agical.

She sounds most... sp-agical!

Thank you, Magic Neil. Come on!

Let's get this gift
back to Playcare

and surprise Cupcake.

[all cheering]

And please wish her
a happy birthday from me,

Magic Neil! [barks]

[muffled]:
Wake up, Cupcake.

Wha...

I'm sleeping!

What's going on?

We've got something
special for you,

and I promise,
it's not a party.

-I wanna help!
Let's both do it!
-Lollie: I'll help, too!

-[grunting]
-[stretching]

♪ ♪

-[snap]
-[slow motion yelling]

Is... is that a gift for me?

'Cause you didn't
wanna celebrate

your birthday
with a party...

Rufus had the great idea

that we should get you
a gift to celebrate you.

[muffled]:
Because we love you.

It's Magic Neil's fetch stick!
Or... it was.

He wanted us to give it to you,
so you'd have a happy birthday.

And Magic Neil
wanted me to have it?

And now, it's broken?

♪ ♪

See, puppies?
I told you something bad

always happens on my birthday!

-[sobbing]
-Cupcake!

♪ ♪

Poor Cupcake.

Come on, pups.
Let's see if we can fix this.

[sighs] If only we could put
the pieces back together.

[squeaking]

Great idea using
mud to glue the fetch stick

back together, Tad!

[humming]

[yells, laughs]

[squeak]

All:
Aw!

[squeak]

It looks like we'll need
something a lot stronger
than mud

to glue this back together.

But, what glue is
stronger than mud?

How about glue?

[Keia humming]

A little bit of this,
a little bit of--
[gasps] Ooh!

-That, too! And...
-[squirting]

More sp-agical than ever,
and made just for Cupcake!

Bow to the sparkly wow!

I love the purple paint
and glittery glue!

Ooh! Cupcake stickers! Nice.

Now, let's show Cupcake
that something good

can happen
on her birthday.

[crying]

[muffled]:
Poor Cupcake.

All:
Happy birthday, Cupcake!

Cupcake, we fixed
your birthday present!

It looks different.

Keia fixed it.

And made
some special improvements

just for you.

I love the little cupcakes
and the purple paint.

Normally, I don't
care for sparkles,

but it looks like magic.

Not too shabby... for puppies.

Beg your pardon,
but are you Cupcake?

[gasps] Magic Neil...

[chuckles] When your friends
told me that you were

a big fan of mine, and how
special you were to them,

I just had to come
and wish you
a happy birthday in person.

Looks like something
good finally happened

-on your birthday.
-[gasps]

Y-you're right! Something
good finally happened!

Everything is good!
Everything's good!

But, you know what'd
make it even better?

Maybe a birthday party?

Yes, please! Yes!
Let's celebrate!

♪ ♪

♪ There's a purple puppy
living in our neighborhood ♪

-♪ And her name is Cupcake! ♪
-[giggles]

♪ And all these puppies did
everything that we could to ♪

♪ Give her
an excellent birthday ♪


♪ Yeah, I'm a magical pup! ♪

♪ You've seen me
in the movies
doing magical stuff ♪


♪ But you can take it
from a big-screen wizard ♪

♪ There's another kind of
magic that's even better ♪

♪ Friendship is magical ♪

-♪ It's amazing, wow ♪
-♪ It's amazing, wow ♪


♪ Just think of all ♪

♪ The things you made happen ♪

♪ For your bestest pals ♪

♪ Friendship is magical ♪

-♪ It's amazing, woo ♪
-♪ It's amazing, woo ♪


♪ Yeah, it must've taken
some real puppy magic ♪

♪ To make my birthday
wish come true ♪

♪ Pups, you're incredible ♪

♪ Friendship is magical ♪

♪ ♪

Who's up for a birthday
game of magic fetch?

-Oh! Oh! Me! Me!
-[grunts]

[laughter]

Friends are the best
kind of magic.

Bingo/Rolly:
"Dog Wash Derby!"

[grunts]
On your bark...

Get set...

Puddle jump!

-[giggling]
-[splash]

Auggie! Mo! Guess what?

You two are supposed
to get groomed today!

Oh, that's okay.
I already took a bath

-in that puddle.
-[laughs]

I think that made you dirtier.
Come on.

We'll go with you.

Puppy delivery, Ana!

-[barking]
-Oh! Hey!

-Is Bob doing
the grooming today?
-Yep.

He's giving the pups a bath
and brushing their hair

because Ana's visiting
her mom across town.

Bob promised to take care
of everything at Playcare.

-Auggie!
You're my first customer.
-[barking]

-[music playing in headphones]
-Scrub-a-dub-dub!

-[humming]
-Look at Bob go.

He's a musical
grooming machine!

-[music playing]
-Ha-ha! Yippidy dog!

Bob-boppin',
Bob-boppin' Bob!

[gasps]
Oh! Beatrice?

Oh, I didn't hear you come in.

Hi, Bob!

Cupcake's going to
a puppy friends party tonight.

Do you have time
to groom her today?

I sure diddly-do!

You can even pick out
a special bow for her to wear!

Oh! I love that
sparkly green one!

-It'll match Cupcake's
party outfit.
-[barking]

Looks like Cupcake
likes it, too!

Thanks, Bob!
See you later today!

-[splash, barking]
-Huh?

Auggie! [laughs]

Silly puppy.

Pardon ARF,

but ARF noticed a burned-out
light bulb above the ball pit.

Great Edison gears!

It's not safe for pups
to play in the dark.

I'd better change that
light bulb right away!

And here is Bob's list
of everything else

that needs to be done
at Playcare today.

-[printing]
-[laughs]

-Oh!
-[printing]

My goodness!

Ana does so much
around here!

ARF, please
take care of grooming
while I do all of this.

ARF is on the job, Bob.

And ARF will not
get wet and go...

[imitates short circuit]

...because ARF has
a new robo-raincoat!

[laughs] See you later!

Now, ARF will wash Auggie!

[giggling]

[sighs] This might be
harder than ARF thought.

Lucky for you, we're the best
team of puppy helpers

-that ARF could want.
-Yeah.

-It'll be our mission to help
groom Auggie, Mo, and Cupcake!
-[Auggie giggling]

I'm taking a dirt bath
right now!

If we keep washing Auggie,
we'll never get to anybody else.

Then how about
we wash the puppies
and Cupcake together?

What?

-[Tarzan yell]
-[splash]

[grumbling] Puppies.

-[splash]
-I'm done.

[laughs] Oh no.
Auggie is not done.

-[splash]
-[giggling]

[grunts]
Back in the tub with you!

-[gasps]
-[giggling]

So far, this mission
is a real mess.

[gasps]
She's right.

There are no more sparkly
green bows in the bow drawer!

-We're all out!
-Cupcake: But,

but that's the kind of bow
Beatrice chose

for the party tonight.

Cupcake, we'll find you
a sparkly green bow.

It's our mission to groom every
pup who needs grooming today.

And part of grooming you
is making sure you have

a sparkly green bow.

Oh, thank you. Thank you!

I mean,
it's not like I care,

but my Beatrice will be happy.

[giggling]

So, what's
the plan, Bingo?

Well, we'd better split up
to get done in time.

If you and ARF
can groom everybody,

-I'll find Cupcake's bow.
-I'll come with you.

-Pup-tastic! Be back soon.
-[door hissing]

-[Cupcake humming]
-[splash]

Ah! I'm trying to
take a peaceful bath.

Enough with the splashing.

[giggling]

Sorry, Cupcake.
Squirmy, soapy puppies

-are really hard to wash.
-[giggling]

[sighs] Step aside.
Let me show you

how a grown-up dog does it.

-[humming]
-Ah!

-[grunting]
-See? It's easy when you...

-[laughs] That tickles!
-[splash]

[yelling]

Why do puppies have
to act so... puppyish?

-[laughter]
-I'm washing the floor
with my bubbles!

Oh! Maybe ARF and Rolly

can find something
puppies like to do,

so Auggie and Mo will want
to stay in the tub!

When I was
younger like them,

I loved playing
with bath toys.

Although, I still do.

And ARF just
happens to have

some puppy bath toys!

-[splash]
-Auggie: Funsies!

-Do they squeak?
-[laughing]

It worked!
They're back in the tub!

Bath toys? Ugh! Those are
just for really young puppies.

♪ ♪

But I guess I could
play with one

to show the puppies
how it's done.

Oh! [laughing]

-[beep]
-Our part of the mission
is looking good, Bingo.

How's the bow search?

We're at the Design-A-Dog store.

They have tons
of dress-up clothes
for toy dogs.

So, hopefully, there's
a sparkly green bow here,

-and we can get
it for Cupcake.
-Rolly [on radio]: Oh!

-I love that store!
Good luck!
-[beep]

For today's special giveaway,

you can dress your toy in our
dress-up machine for free!

Press any button.

[hiss, whirring]

-[vacuuming]
-Yay!

I love bows!

Jackpot.
But, if we're gonna get

a bow out of
this machine,

it looks like one of us
will have to go in it.

Get in there, Bingaling.

Yeah!

♪ ♪

-Which button made
the green bow?
-[click]

[whirring]

Not a bow, Lollie.

-Uh... How about this?
-[click]

-[whirring]
-Lollie!

-I'm sorry. I have no idea
what these buttons do.
-[clicking]

[whirring]

Not funny, Lollie.

I'm sorry!
I really am trying
to find the...

[clicking]

-[whirring]
-[gasps] Scrapow!

-Sparkly and green.
-Excellent.

-[vacuuming]
-[grunts]

Bow boops!

Let's bring this
bow back to-- No!

Now, it's just a ribbon!

It's okay. Just retie it.

♪ ♪

Can you retie it?

I'm a puppy.
I don't know how to tie a bow.

Neither do I.
Now, what do we do?

Bunny ear, bunny ear,
over and through.

That is how I tie my shoe!

That kid ties bows
by thinking about bunny ears.

That must mean bunnies
know how to tie bows!

Makes perfect puppy sense.

And I know just
the bunny we can ask.

Sorry, pups, but I have no idea
how to tie a bow. No clue.

Are you sure, Sally?
What about that saying?

"Bunny ear, bunny ear,
over and through.

That is how I tie my shoe!"

Never heard it before.

Guess people just like
talking about bunnies!

Can you blame them?

Well, thanks, Sally.
-Let's hope Rolly and ARF

are doing better with their part
of this grooming mission.

[sighs] I hope Bingo and Lollie

are doing better than we are.

Mo, I have
to rinse your fur.

Please look up so the soapy
water doesn't get in your eyes.

Water in my eyes!
I don't like it!

Hey, Cupcake!
Maybe if you wash off
the soap on yourself,

Auggie and Mo
will see you doing it,

and want to copy you!

-[splashing]
-[laughing]

Actually, I don't like
water in my eyes either.

[humming, giggling]

-[laughing, sighs]
-Hmm,

maybe we can get
the pups to look up

if we make it a game!

Auggie, Mo!
Let's pretend we're wolves,

howling at the moon. Awoo!

[howling]

I can howl louder than them!

[howls]

-[howling]
-[pouring]

You're all rinsed!

Now, everybody out of the tub.

-I'm not ready to get out.
-[howling]

Getting groomed with
puppies is fun. [howls]

Grooming Cupcake
with puppies is hard.

♪ ♪

[whistling]

♪ Grooming little
puppies is hard ♪

♪ We can't get
them to sit still ♪

♪ Lalala, lalala ♪

♪ But we'll keep trying until
we do a little better ♪


♪ Grooming little
puppies is hard ♪

Anybody know how
to tie a bow? No?

♪ Lalala, lalala ♪

♪ But we'll keep
chugging along ♪

♪ To get our mission done ♪

[playing piano]

♪ Come on, little puppies ♪

-♪ We're gonna make
you look good ♪
-[Rolly screaming]

♪ Just sit still
and let us clean you ♪

♪ Comb your hair
and dress you ♪


♪ You're gonna look just like
a well-groomed puppy should ♪

[screams]

♪ Grooming little
puppies is hard ♪

Seriously, anybody
know how to tie a bow? No?

♪ Lalala, lalala ♪

♪ This mission's kind of a lot ♪

♪ Yeah, grooming's
harder than we thought ♪

And now, for the next fun part.

Drying and brushing.

-[blowing]
-[giggling]

Yay!

-[giggling]
-[blowing]

-[beep]
-The puppies
and Cupcake are washed.

How's it going with the bow?

Not great. The bow untied,

and we can't make it
be a bow again.

ARF can tie a bow!

Bring the ribbon to Playcare,
and ARF will tie it for you!

We'll be right there.

Both:
[grunting] Whoa!

[snipping]

♪ ♪

Done. We groomed
Auggie, Mo, and Cupcake

just like Bob wanted.

Perfect timing, too.

Beatrice will be here
to pick me up any minute.

Except, what about
my sparkly green bow?!

-[door hissing]
-Bingo: You mean this bow?

That's a ribbon,
not a bow, Bingo.

Not to worry, Cupcake.
A ribbon is just a bow

that is not yet tied.

Bunny ear, bunny ear,
over and through!

Ta-da!

Oh! The loops look
like bunny ears.

Should've figured.

[gasps] It's so green
and sparkly! Oh!

I-I mean, Beatrice will love it.

Thanks for getting me groomed
in time for the party, pups.

-[crashing]
-Whoa! Ow!

Well, I did everything
on the list, and--

[laughs] Everybody's groomed?

-We got the bow!
-ARF and I washed!

-[barking]
-Wow, ARF! [laughs]

Guess we took care of everything
at Playcare after all!

And that's
a mission accomplished.

-Beatrice: Hi, Bob!
-Yay!

-[barking]
-Cupcake looks great, Bob!

Thanks!
Now, it's puppy party time!

Have fun! Phew.

What a day...

[snoring]

Auggie, Mo, and Cupcake had
so much fun in their baths,

I kinda wanna take
one now. Anyone else?

-I want to do it again!
-Me as well also, too!

-I'm in.
-Yeah.

[laughter]

Oh, yes! [laughing]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!

Bark! Bark! Bark!

[record scratching]

Bark!

Bark! Bark! Bark!