01x03 - Episode 3

[bunniefuu]

[suspenseful music plays]

WILL

Well, girls.

Since neither of you has a claim
to the deceased's will,

the only way to resolve your case
is ab intestato.

-Ab what?
-Huh?

Let me explain.

If we get rid of the will entirely,
we'll be able to claim it all.

-We'll claim it all?
-Claim it all?

All of it, chérie.

Hey, hey, that's enough flirting.
Let's just burn it.

-Yeah. Yeah.
-[Luciana giggles]

Very nice.

But that performance
won't do you any good.

Because that there was just a copy.

We need to steal the original
from the Notary Public's Archives.

And what's that?

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY

[Inés] I didn't know
we had this many boxes.

[Rolando] No, I brought
some of them, I brought some. Okay.

Watch and learn.
This is what we're gonna do.

Toto and Inés will head upstairs.

-But I wanna be the kangaroo.
-I want the bear.

-No, then I wanna be the dog.
-No, Mommy, I wanted to be the dog.

[Cristina] You wanted the dog.

-Concentrate on the task at hand!
-Okay.

Inés and Toto, the kangaroo,
go up and down the stairs,

which I didn't have time to make
because it took all night.

-But what do you think of my elevator?
-[all squeal]

-Did you see that?
-That's really cool.

[Rolando] Once you get to the top,
there are some stairs

and you'll find my friend,
Aramendi, "The Shark". He'll receive you.

And watch out for the security guy,
"Handyman". He's intense.

-Okay. What else do we need?
-Nothing else. Any questions so far?

-I got a question.
-Yeah, go on.

Why are Inés and I going together?

You guys have got good knees,
and you're still young.

And because Jorge and I are going to
stand over here and distract the staff.

I'm gonna do one of my single mom
scandals. That never fails.

Mom, they… they always fail.

-[Jana] They always fail.
-They always fail.

Yeah, they do.

-[Luciana screams]
-Luciana, are you okay?

-I just talked to Raúl!
-How is that possible?

[Luciana] Raúl has come back to life!

Ah! You bought it, didn't you?

I can be the distraction.

Bravissima, bravissima!

What a great actress.
So committed to the character!

You could be a distraction
with that ensemble.

-You bet.
-[Cristina] Okay, let's focus.

You two will stay here
and take care of the tuna together.

And you two and Jorge, come with me.
Let's go get changed.

-It's business casual, yeah?
-Okay, let's give it a little oomph!

-I got a WhatsApp from your brother.
-You did?

He told me he's in Yucatán,
and he really needs to speak to Raúl.

-You didn't answer him?
-No, I'm not going to.

But I'm worried he might come here.

-[doorbell rings]
-[Luciana squeals]

[Cristina] Oh, who is it now?

Okay, you know what?
If he comes here, so what?

-No problem.
-Yeah.

He'll find out Daddy's dead as a doornail
and that everything belongs to us,

not just him!

Okay, don't answer.

[grunts]

[suspenseful music plays]

[officer] Ms. Cristina Ruiz?

Can I help you?

-[officer] Come with me, please, ma'am.
-Is everything okay?

I came to notify you of a summons

regarding a pending matter
with some of your neighbors,

which you'll need to resolve
in person at the police station.

Oh, it's the tree. Again with this sh*t!

-Oh, f*ck me.
-Pain in my a*s.

Officer, do you happen to know
how long I'll be there for?

-Ma'am, I have no idea.
-I'm a single mother.

-[officer] Want me to use force?
-[Cristina] Fine.

Well, I have no choice
but to do what she says.

The plan stays the same.
I'll be back, no big deal. Oh!

Set the temperature
to 38 degrees in the cellar.

-Ma'am.
-[Cristina] Coming! 38 degrees.

[Moi] I'll take care
of the tuna, trust me.

[Cristina] Officer, seriously,
I'm a single mother.

My kids are gonna be alone.

Okay! Team! Listen up.

Toto, Inés, Jorge, this is important.

Your mom got taken away by the cops.

-Why?
-Are you kidding?

Sorry, I misspoke. Sorry.

Everything's fine.
It's a situation with the tree.

Just a neighbor, it's okay.
The plan still stands, okay?

-All right.
-Yeah.

So go get changed, man!

-I was going but I--
-[Moi] Everybody, get dressed. Let's go!

[man] I have no choice, Olga.
I have to give you your books back.

And what am I gonna do with them?

[man] Sell them, burn them,
give them away. I don't care.

None of them sold.
I can't keep them at the publishing house.

Your publishing house sucks
or people don't read anymore.

[man] You're wrong. People do read.
True crime, self-help.

And if you were an influencer,
you'd sell millions.

Yordi Rosado is on his ninth edition.

And don't forget
to sign for the messenger, okay?

Thank you.

-[Moi] No, wait, wait, wait. I--
-[Jana] Already closed it.

-[Moi] Hey!
-We have to make the most of our day off.

[Moi] Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.

[Jana] So what are you doing? Let's go!

-[Jana] You take forever, Uncle.
-Give me a sec.

Done! I just had to lower
the freezer temperature.

[siren wails]

Listen. No, no, I don't like this,
and I don't have any signal.

-Officer, please--
-That's enough now, ma'am, please.

[tense music plays]

Get out here.

-Here?
-What did I say?

-What do you mean?
-Goodbye.

What do you mean "goodbye?"
No, no, no! No! Hey!

Come back here!

Oh no, no, no!

[tense music continues]

f*cking sh*t.

-[man] Surprise!
-[Cristina screams]

-[laughs] Whoa, hey!
-You butthole!

-It's me, Horacio! Hey?
-[Cristina] What the f*ck?

I'm sorry. We were gonna
hang out together, remember?

Well, let's go hike some trails.

-What the--
-How's that for a sexy date?

There's nothing sexy
about bringing me here in a patrol car!

Forgive me, my Cri-Cri.
It was dumb of me, I know.

I just wanted to take you away
to the sky's pinnacle

-where there exists a silence total.
-Huh?

Well, I'm just
an investigative police officer

for the Federal District of Mexico

who adores Enrique Iglesias.

But that's Montaner.

No, uh, "La Cima del Cielo"
is Enrique Iglesias.

-No, Montaner.
-No, it's Enrique. Come on, put this on.

-No. How long is this gonna take?
-Maybe four hours.

-No! I can't be out here for four hours.
-Yes, it's gonna be incredible.

Come on. Let's go.

-Here you go.
-That's it.

DO YOU KNOW THESE CONMEN?

Remember, watch out for the security guy.
Oh, and for the cleaning lady. [gasps]

-Mm.
-Oh, I, uh… I have to make a call.

Right this moment?

-Now, you say?
-Who is it?

-Yeah, I'm on the way there.
-On your way where?

I have to go to Santa Fe
'cause something urgent came up.

-What is it?
-Don't worry, everything's fine. I hope.

-How can I do this without you?
-Don't lose it. Trust in yourselves.

-Aramendi?
-Just like we practiced, okay?

You said it. Aramendi.
Aramendi is your guy.

Okay, see you.

-What are we gonna do just us?
-He's acting so suspicious.

-Enough.
-What was that all about?

[suspenseful music plays]

You guys, I honestly don't think
it's a good idea to humiliate Jorge.

What's the big deal?

Uh, well, as actors,
we commit to a role and we sell it.

Jorge, or López Tarso,

we are method actors,

masters of disguise and, uh…
I'll explain it to you later.

Yeah.

Here you go. It's time to do this.

-Yes, it's now. Let's do it.
-Game on.

[exciting music plays]

[Horacio sighs]
Isn't it beautiful out here?

-[Cristina] What's the fastest way home?
-[Horacio] Another trail. It's extreme.

I love extreme.

-Yeah, but it's extreme extreme.
-It's quicker? Let's do it.

-Oh yeah?
-Where is it?

This way.

-[Moi] No!
-If you don't get this, you owe me a soda.

-[Moi groans]
-Okay, I'm gonna do it.

Give it to me.
I'm gonna hit it like a golf ball.

Okay.

[whimsical music plays]

-[glass smashes]
-Oh no!

-Uh…
-[alarm wails]

You know, we'd better stop playing,
don't you think?

[suspenseful music plays]

[suspenseful music continues]

[Inés] Gross! Unacceptable.

You should clean that.
The toilets are completely backed up.

They're pretty disgusting.

[music fades]

-[Horacio] All right, this way.
-[Cristina panting]

Look, there. We're heading up that way.

[Cristina groans]

Come on, come on.

Good, Cri-Cri. You're doing great.

-[stones rattle]
-Argh!

[Horacio] This way is easier.

[Cristina] How much farther?

Not much longer.
About an hour, hour and a half.

Huh?

-Ow! [groans]
-[Horacio] What's wrong?

-You okay, Cri-Cri?
-No!

[Horacio] What happened? You all right?

-I twisted my ankle. It hurts.
-[Horacio] Which?

-[Cristina] This one. [screams]
-Just breathe.

Hey, hey, hey,
I'm a cop and a first responder.

[Cristina gasps]

Here.

-[Cristina screams]
-There you go. Huh? Can you stand up?

-No! No, no, no.
-[Horacio] You can't?

Okay, don't worry. I'll carry you.

[funky music plays]

Be careful. That's it, Cri-Cri.

-Are you okay?
-[Cristina] Yeah.

-[Horacio grunts]
-[Cristina groans]

-All right, let's go.
-Do you believe this, right?

We called you Chub-racio
and now you're all meaty.

I saw your a*s back there.
You got a nice one now.

[music stops]

[Moi] No! No, no, no. No f*cking way!

Oh.

sh*t!

Oh no, Pops. Oh, no, no.

f*ck. f*cking old man.

[strains]

Damn f*cking stupid-a*s tuna! [grunts]

[inhales sharply]

[breathes deeply]

Oh sh*t.

[ice crackles]

[doorbell rings insistently]

Uncle Moi, you take ages!

[doorbell rings]

Somebody's ringing the doorbell!

-Uh, hello. Yes?
-Hi there.

Little one.

Uh, Is your mom inside?

No. Anyway she went to get medicine
for my grandpa, and she's not back yet.

-What do you need?
-I wanted to apologize.

I didn't believe that your grandfather
had COVID before and…

So I brought my novel
for him to read in his confinement.

Well, you probably don't know
what confinement is, but…

-Uh, my novel is about the--
-What's his name?

[Olga] El Peluquero de Zapata.

It's about the Mexican Revolution,

but told from
a very disruptive point of view.

I'll give you a whole pile of them
so you can all educate yourselves.

But especially your grandfather,
of course. Here you go.

-If you need anything else…
-[dog barks]

-Whoa. Sh, baby. If you need anything--
-Bye!

I'm right next door.

[Moi] Jana! Who was it?

[Jana] The gossipy neighbor.
She brought some Bibles.

[Moi] It looks like a phone book.
Who's this in the picture?

-Oh, no way!
-[Jana] Hm?

Is that her?
It's like, wow, she did not age well.

Okay, give me a hand. Find a rope.
We gotta tie up the sperm whale.

It needs to thaw in the sun.

Zapata's Barber is the most horrible name
in the world. Nobody will want it.

Oh, Jana, wait! Get the dolly first.
That'll make it easier to move.

-[dog barks]
-Sh!

[dog barks]

[intriguing music plays]

-[Cristina] We're here?
-Careful.

-You feel okay?
-Oh wow!

-Does your foot feel okay?
-[Cristina] Yeah, feels better.

Whoa!

[Horacio exhales]

-[Cristina] Look at this.
-[Horacio] I'll sit here.

You're a real strong guy, aren't you?
Who would've thought?

-Chub-racio, look at you now.
-[Horacio] You've changed a lot too.

Yeah, after you ran away from home,
all that drinking and partying.

I didn't run away.

-Ah, right.
-No, I mean it. I was kicked out.

[Horacio] Okay.

It was when Dad found out that Jorgito
would be born with Down syndrome.

He forced me to abort and I said no.

-He kicked me out.
-Kicked you out?

I had no idea that went down.

-Mm-hmm.
-[Horacio] What a hard-headed guy.

Despite that,
you're taking care of him now?

[chuckles] Or maybe you just came
for the inheritance?

[Horacio chuckles]

I'm joking with you!
I'm kidding, Cri-Cri. It's just a joke.

I do remember one time in high school,
you were really wasted and…

[Luciana] Over here.

Excuse me, sir.
The toilets are clogged in that bathroom,

and this unfortunate young man
has to go pee-pee.

Well, we do have one in the office,
but you need a key.

Oh my goodness, have a little compassion.
He can't hold it.

If you like,
there's a gas station around the corner.

-My poor baby, what's happening to you?
-Mom, it's…

-You okay?
-Pee-pee.

-[Luciana] No.
-[gasps]

[Luciana] Oh, you see that?

-He's had an accident because of you.
-Sorry.

-I asked if he could go to the bathroom.
-No, but look… Ma'am, wait.

-I was told I can't let anyone in.
-Who gave the order? I don't believe this.

Why wouldn't you let him relieve himself?

I was told not to let anyone in.

-You are humiliating a young boy.
-It's an outrage!

-I apologize to you both. Escort him.
-I have no problem escorting him.

-He's a new employee.
-It's right through here.

RECEPTION

[exciting music plays]

S… Oi. Hey. Hey. Oi.

-Social Services, uh, is that way.
-Yes, I think it's this way.

Yeah, that's it.

[exciting music continues]

[music fades]

-[receptionist] Hello.
-We have a meeting. We're late.

-Let me see. Mm-hmm.
-Yes.

Bárbara Ríos?

-Yes.
-Bárbara Ríos?

Uh, yes, yes, I'm trans,
but the ID card I have is out of date,

and I'm gonna put you on TikTok
if you keep asking me about it 'cause--

-[man] Folks! Kids!
-I don't have to take this.

-[receptionist] Okay, fine.
-Come on in. Here.

-They're from Social Services.
-Excuse me, please.

-The meeting is just about to start.
-Thanks.

-[man] Everything good?
-All good.

-[man] Come, come.
-[guard] Sh, go away. Hey, what was that?

-Everything okay? Yes?
-Nothing. Yes.

They… they were acting weird.

-You think?
-A little bit.

[suspenseful music plays]

[music fades]

[Moi] Jana!

[gasps]

[suspenseful music plays]

[Jana] What's up?

[Moi] Help me untie him.

[grunts] Right here.
Here, here, here, here.

Careful, watch out.

[camera shutter clicks]

[camera shutter clicks]

[camera shutter clicks]

Hey. The next time we go out,
I'd love it if your children came.

[both chuckle]

I wanna be a family man,
and I'm willing to learn.

Yeah? I mean, I…

When I sort things out with my dad,
or when he gets better,

I'm up for it, hm.

[Horacio] Okay.

Well, let's, uh…

Uh, I have to go now 'cause my dad is…
It's been hours.

-Yeah, it has.
-[Cristina] So how about our next date?

-[Horacio] Let's go.
-This is nice, but I gotta get back.

Remember that I'm a single mom.

[man] Hell, yeah. Tell Rolando
that I deleted the digital will.

The notarized one is in here.
From now on, you're on your own.

-[Inés] Thanks.
-[Toto] Thanks.

Rolando gave me this.

"The folio number is 142832

F1IX3001

_2334

_//999MEXICOMFPOC,

ending in termination N."

That's what we're looking for?

-[Toto] Yeah.
-Piece of cake.

And the files are out of order.
Great! This will go fast.

Hey, everyone! I'm back.

We have a mission. Moi!

[gasps]

Moi!

Where's the tuna?

[funky music plays]

Moi!

Jana!

Moi! What did you guys do?

What's wrong with you?

-What did you do?
-What?

What the hell?
You only had one job, Moisés!

-And? He's there!
-[Cristina] No, but what… But… [sighs]

[Cristina groans]

Look at the color of his skin!
No, this can't be happening.

[music stops]

[Toto] That's not it.

-I think I got it!
-You got it?

142832F1IX3001_2334

_//999…

No, it's not it. This one ends in M.
Remember, we're looking for N.

Okay.

-N?
-Yes.

[Inés] I found it!

-Are you sure it's 142832F19…
-142832

F1IX3001_2334_

//999MEXICOMFPOCN.

-You're sure it's N?
-Yes, I'm sure.

Let me see.
14POCN. Okay, we don't need the M one.

-Mm-hmm.
-We found the folio.

-Teamwork.
-Teamwork.

Where are you hiding, you sneaky rats?

[guard sniffs]

I hear 'em. I feel 'em. I smell 'em.

First, you clog the toilets and now this?
Prepare to be exterminated.

[tense music plays]

[cleaner] Let's do it, boss, come on.

[guard] You can't hide.
We will find you, scumbags.

-There is nowhere to run. [laughs]
-[cleaner laughs]

-[guard] We hear you, rats!
-Toto!

[guard] I can smell you
with my perfect sense of smell. [sniffs]

Don't be afraid, little rats.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.

We are only going to finish you!
You think you're smarter than me?

-I'm so close.
-[cleaner laughs]

I smell a rat child.

[cleaner laughs]

[guard] Little rat…

[cleaner] I saw him, sir.
I saw him, I saw him.

[guard] Little rat.
Come out, little rat friends.

[cleaner] Come out,
you filthy rats, come out!

[guard] Little rats, wherever you are,

I'm going to find you
with my sense of smell.

-[cleaner] Come out, you cheap rats!
-[guard sniffs]

[guard] Hey, look sharp!
Hold on to your broom!

-[exhales]
-[cleaner] I'm holding it tight, sir.

-[guard] Check every aisle.
-[cleaner] I will.

-[guard] I almost have you, rats!
-Toto, here you are! I almost got caught.

[guard] Little rats! Little rats!
Wherever you are…

-[cleaner] Come here, you filthy rat!
-[guard] You are close. I can smell you!

[Inés] It's like
that scene in Jurassic Park

when the dinosaur's
breathing down their necks.

No, I never saw it.

[cleaner] I see 'em. Stinkin' rats!

[cleaner yells]

-[cleaner groans]
-Go, go, go, go!

-[cleaner] sh*t-eating kids!
-That's an official document!

[cleaner] Let's go.

[cell phone chimes]

[man] Luciana, I can't reach my dad.

Teresita doesn't answer.
You don't answer. Where is everybody?

I just wanna know that my dad is okay.

-[cleaner] Come here.
-[Inés] That's the way out!

[cleaner] You've already
come out of your sewers.

-There they are! Stop!
-[Toto] Run, run, run!

[dramatic music plays]

[man groans]

[guard] Catch them!

[Inés] Toto!

[guard groans]

Come on, hurry!

[guard] They're getting away!
Stop them! Police!

-Stop!
-[Inés] We can make it.

-We're screwed.
-[guard] Officers, stop them!

-[Toto] We are from the Social Service.
-We got lost.

[guard] Freeze! We've got you, rats!
You're gonna pay for your crimes.

[Cristina] Hey, hey, hey! Gentlemen!

Gentlemen. Him!

He discriminated against me
for being a single mother.

-Imagine that!
-[Luciana] And he's rude!

He called my son here a mongol.

-And he called me a mongol.
-To your face?

-Unbelievable!
-Persecuted for being trans.

[woman] Wait a minute.
What's going on here?

-Prosecutor, they just--
-What in God's name are you doing?

-That's bad customer service.
-I am so sorry.

[guard] But, ma'am, they took--

That's it. We're going to my office now.
I'm sick of this. Every time. Shut it.

[Inés] I am not doing
Social Services ever again.

-Unacceptable.
-[Luciana] A disgrace.

Tell me again
that my single mother dramas don't work.

Did you get the will?

It's over now.

I always thought you were a parasite,
but now we've become besties.

I can't believe all the sh*t
my dad put in your heads,

and you believed all of it.

The one I'm in love with is Jorge.

A talent so natural.
An incredible and marvelous kid.

Here, I brought more things to burn.
Things I already hate.

-[Cristina] Very good.
-[Luciana] A toast.

-What do you say?
-[Moi] Bring it.

A toast to all of us, and the great team
we are, and that everything worked out.

[all] Cheers!

[Moi] Great!

And second, because Jorge
is a talented and great method actor,

the likes of Daniel Day-Lewis.

Or Lady Gaga. Or Anahí from Rebelde.

-Cheers to that.
-Cheers!

Hey! hey, hey, hey, sorry.
I'm sorry I couldn't be with you.

But my contact told me
that everything went fine, right?

Well, everything's fine but the bathrooms.

[people chatter in the distance]

Hello, Hector.

Good eve-- [sighs]

No.

Hello, Hector. Good evening.
Uh, I hope you are well.

I want to tell you
that I'm writing a new book,

and also, hm, a new genre.

This time it's

true crime.

Uh, yes, because, believe it or not,
I took a diploma course at the Sorbonne.

Let me tell you more.

A family of leeches
that m*rder*d their patriarch.

For money, obviously.

[Luciana] Goodbye.

[Olga] They gagged him,
tortured him, mistreated him.

-Always classy.
-[Olga] And all for what?

To get a few cents.

I know you thought
I wouldn't be able, but I am.

I am able.

[tense music plays]

[Cristina] The neighbor came?
What did she say?

Mom, the neighbor, the cop,
is here for you.

[Moi] Fifteen copies.

-[Cristina] Outside?
-[Moi] Nobody cares about Zapata's barber.

[Toto] No, but Zapata didn't even
have a beard. What are you talking about?

-No, but he had a very big mustache.
-Hey, wait.

-[Cristina] Hm?
-[Moi] Not gonna get friendly with a cop?

Sure. Why not?

It's not right.

You can't have tuna and pork
in the same house.

It's a strategy.

I have to keep the enemy close.

-The tuna's in the cellar, no?
-Yeah, it's in.

There's no problem.

[Olga sighs] Watson, get down.

Shoo!

[Olga sighs]

Jorge, smile for the picture.

Looking great.
Hey, your scale model really worked, huh?

[Rolando] Well, if it was a super mockup,
you'd have to admit…

He's trying to take your girl from you.

Ouch.

[Luciana] I'm gonna burn it all down,
you old scumbag.

This dress in the trash. And these.

Oh, not my bags.

This dress too? Oh, no.

This one is beautiful.

This one can go.

-Hi.
-Hey, Cri-Cri.

Hi.

-Uh, I came to bring you your sweater.
-Ah, yes.

Are you celebrating right now?

Um, we… Yes.

-Actually, we are celebrating.
-Do you think I could celebrate with you?

-Yeah? If not, no problem.
-Ah, okay.

-You're not prepared. [laughs]
-No, no, I do play.

-Oh, how thoughtful.
-May I come in?

Yeah, well, all the kids are here.

Ah, I see.

If it's possible. If not…

-If it's a bad moment, I'll come back.
-If you want to--

You'll like what I have already prepared
for you that you're gonna enjoy.

What is this atrocity?

Why would I keep this?

-Oh. [grunts]
-[box thuds]

Oh.

What is this?

No f*cking way!

What is this?
This is terrible! Disgusting.

What the hell is this? No, no, no, no!

No, Raúl!

No!

No!

-[Luciana sobs]
-[guitar strums]

All right, here we go.

[in Spanish]
♪ A little bit of you to survive ♪

♪ This cold and lonely night… ♪

[in English] Hey there.

[guitar strumming continues]

[in Spanish] ♪ A gust of ecstasy
Through the window… ♪

[Luciana in English] How f*cking dare you?

And you… All these wh*res!

How could you cheat like that? My God!

[Horacio in Spanish]
♪ Whenever I'm with you ♪

♪ I discover infinity… ♪

[in English] Pass a beer,
or will she get mad at you?

[Luciana] Despicable!

You sh*t! How could you?

You disgust me. Why, Raúl, why?

[in Spanish] ♪ The ground shakes
The night lights up ♪

♪ And silence becomes melody ♪

♪ And it's almost
A religious experience… ♪

[in English] Know what your problem is?

What? According to you.

You're really angry.

Why would I be angry?

I think because your dad left you
all alone with your crazy mom.

And you're pissed about it.

So you take it out on whoever you can.

[Horacio in Spanish] ♪ With you
Every instant, everything ♪

♪ A kiss from your lips
Deserves a hallelujah ♪

♪ It's a religious experience… ♪

[in English] I get it.

[Horacio in Spanish]
♪ Almost a religious experience ♪

♪ With you, every instant, everything ♪

♪ A kiss from your lips… ♪

-[in English] Wait. I'm delicate.
-Just shut up.

-[Luciana] I'm gonna have my way with you.
-Then we have something in common, too.

[Toto chuckles]

[singing continues]

Yeah, trauma.

[Rolando moans]

No, no, no, I'm on top!
I need to have control.

[singing continues]

Want some?

My mom's not that crazy.

[Toto scoffs]

[both laugh]

She is out of her mind.

[Horacio in Spanish] ♪ I feel new
And ignore everything ♪

♪ And it's almost a religious experience ♪

♪ To feel I come alive again
With your touch ♪

♪ To rise to the sky
Clinging to your body ♪

♪ It's a religious experience ♪

♪ Almost a religious experience ♪

♪ With you, every instant, everything ♪

♪ A kiss from your lips
Deserves a hallelujah ♪

♪ It's a religious experience ♪

[Cristina] Mm.

[Cristina moans softly]

-Did you bring condoms?
-I did.

Okay.

Will that be enough?

Oh. We'll see.

Well, yes, yes, yes.

[suspenseful music plays]

RAÚL (HEAD OF THE FAMILY)

ORDÓÑEZ, STUPID COP

[Olga exhales]

[Cristina] All right, everyone. Let's
pretend our nightmare is ending today.

[gasps]

What the hell happened to him?

[Luciana] Come on,
the b*stard deserved it.

Luciana, can't you just chill?

I had to take my anger out somehow.

I found a bunch of pictures of him
doing horrible sex acts.

No, Luciana, we were so close
to getting out of this.

Now who will believe he had
a heart attack? This looks like a m*rder!

[gasps] And if we make it look
like an accident?

[upbeat intriguing music plays]

[music fades]