01x06 - Episode 6

[bunniefuu]

[Cristina] sh*t, okay.
We can't access the bank accounts.

We don't have a will.
Now we have these two.

So what are we gonna do?
It's worse than when we started.

Anyone got an idea floating around?

[Benjamín] Well, there's no question
we need to get a new will.

-Well, I was thinking--
-Why? Enough.

Gimme a sec. If you stop and think,

we could forge the will and somehow
file it in the, whatever, the National--

Look, Moisés, what do you know?
It's not just paper and a pen.

It's a will
that has to be digitized and stamped

in a complex series that your head
full of weed can't even process.

Here's an idea. Take this.

We hold a casting.

We discover a new Raúl who will sign
a will that works for us all.

-Okay, I beg you, Luciana!
-Luciana.

Believe me, I know that you wanna be
an actress, but that's not the point now.

-It's a good idea.
-How is that a good idea, Moisés?

Where do we get a notary who'll buy it?

I know one. And he has glaucoma.

That's perfect. He can do the will.

Get it outta the way,
then, boss, it's back to your plan, fine.

No, no, no, no. It's easier
to drop a bundle. Grease the wheel.

-Just pay off a notary and that's it.
-Impossible.

Even with the right contacts
in the courts,

which I'm sure you do not have--

Do you know who I am, you weasel?

-You bet I do, papi.
-What did you say to me, you sleaze?

-Hey, stop it.
-[Moi] Benjamín!

-Don't be a d*ck.
-[Moi] Come on, man.

I refuse to engage
with this level of violence.

-No. No way, my friend.
-Blah, blah, blah.

I stand with her idea.

I like his idea. Which annoys me.

-Now here's a diazepam for everyone.
-Oh, thank you.

It will help you get a good night's sleep.

Because tomorrow's gonna be
a whole new purpose.

And we will not stop until we find
the new Raúl Ruiz Lezama. Hmm!

That's it!

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY

-Please do not give this to my children.
-You're right. Give it here.

I got the number for the notary.

Is he down?

Of course. He's like you.

He's always down.

[Cristina laughs mockingly]

I'm gonna text him
and say to meet us tonight.

That way, tomorrow we're all set,
and I'm gone.

All right.

Okay. Come, sit down.

You want a cup of coffee?

Okay, why?

'Cause I wanna talk to you.

So I was looking
at how we're gonna do the accident,

and on CSI, they explain
when a corpse is incinerated,

authorities can still identify it
by its prints and dental records.

And?

What we're going to have to do
is take out your teeth

and replace them for Daniel's in the car.

No, no. Come on.

-Cristina!
-But what else?

Benji, that's the only way
they'll believe it's you.

Otherwise, Aldama will come after you.

You have to stop watching CSI Iztapalapa.

-It's very important.
-No way. It's my favorite thing to watch.

-[Cristina] Sorry.
-Who would take my teeth out?

I would.

You?

-Sure. Mm-hmm. Me.
-Nah.

But I'm a nurse.

No way.

Maybe we can go to a dentist
and say, "Pull all my teeth out, sir."

"Moron, what for?"

Stop and think.
That would look super suspicious.

Look. It's general anesthesia.

Then we take one by one

and replace Daniel's.

It's a whole show.

Okay, that's enough.
If the notary works, then it's through.

No anesthesia, no teeth, no none of that.

Well, either way, I'm gonna be prepared.

-We're gonna have all the supplies.
-I've manifested that this plan will work.

-Just in case.
-No, but, Cristina, I manifested it.

-[Cristina] That's good.
-It's gonna work, I swear.

No, we're just gonna take out your teeth.
If it's not me, someone will do it.

[Jana] Hey, Mom!

What the f*ck?

Ma!

Mom!

-[Cristina] What happened?
-Ma!

-No.
-Why? Why are there two dead bodies?

-Are we serial K*llers now, or what?
-Mmm, mmm, no. Come here.

Come here, come on. I'll explain, okay?

This gentleman is here
for a very good reason.

-What good reason?
-Let me explain, okay?

How did we get permission?

-What happened?
-He, uh, was in the wine cellar.

And this morning, he…

You were going to explain it, so go ahead.

The situation is that… It's, uh…

He's a political prisoner from Chechnya.

Chechnya. And, yeah,
he had, like, an inheritance.

None of it was very clear.
His family disappeared too!

So they took his organs.

I mean, he's got a card
that says he's an organ donor.

-Yes, Moi--
-Yeah, but why is he in our cellar?

-[Moi] They took his organs--
-[Luciana] First call, everyone!

-And we're on our way.
-[Moi] Okay, gotta go. Sorry.

-You're going to the theater?
-[Luciana] Yes. We are a team.

Georgie, the man.

No, no, no, no, no. No, my son stays.

No, no, he's coming with me.
Moi is my assistant,

and Georgie is Marlon Brando.

Mommy, hey, didn't you say
that, with a little nudge,

that I could be a better actor
than Giménez Cacho?

-Exactly!
-Luciana, really? A casting?

Don't you think it's a bad idea?

I will not listen anymore to insults
aimed at the only person here

who is doing anything to actually help.

[sighs] Okay, okay.

Um, my love, the casting,

maybe try to enjoy it

because the greatest lessons
can come from your mistakes.

Don't worry, Georgie,

you're not the first actor
with a mom who's neurotic.

-Luciana!
-[Moi] Let's go.

-[Luciana] Come on.
-Your vibe is bad.

-Just have fun, then have some more.
-Your vibe is bad, Moi.

-[Moi] Stay good.
-All right, my dear.

-[Jana] I don't get it.
-I was saying…

Look, Jorgito, an actor's journey
starts in these theatrical spaces.

In our roots.

These are all shitty.

-Oh, I'm excited, truly.
-[Jorge] Hello, sir.

Oh, there's so many wonderful thespians.

How long will this take? My God.

Oh, yes, this is such a thrill!

LUCIANA FLORES PRESENTS…
AUDITIONS TODAY

Lucy!

-[Luciana gasps]
-So elegant.

[Luciana] Hi! Mwah, mwah.

Oh my God. This is so amazing.
This gives me the chills.

I'm getting very excited to get going.

Jorge, see these racks of clothes?
You can pick anything you want.

You can become anyone you want to be.

I'm sure you'll find
your grandfather's double here.

Feel that energy.

[gasps] Smell the aromas.

Humidity?

No, well, it's humidity,

but you can smell the applause too.

The energy from the actors.

A round of applause. Thank you.

Doesn't that feel wonderful?

Ah! To your places. Hold your places.

Prepare all the actors.

Wait!

[Horacio] I can't see.

[Marcela sighs] It's upside down.

Oh, looks weird.

Well, Miss Olga says that her neighbor
Cristina Ruiz is carrying a corpse.

I think I see a head there.

-Where?
-Right there.

Not there. No, here.

This is blurrier than a video
from The Twilight Zone.

-I feel like I'm blind.
-Ordóñez!

The accuser in this case

has threatened to tag us on Twitter
along with the prosecutor.

Does that make any impact on you?

And because of that,
we're going to accuse a single mother,

who's stunning,
who has done nothing wrong,

and has incredible hair?

-Oh my, my, little buddy, look at you.
-No, no.

If this single mother with incredible hair
is such a damsel in distress,

then bring me some evidence
that Miss Olga's nuts

-and this case is as good as closed.
-Done.

You're an investigator
for the Federal District of Mexico.

Of course.

So investigate.
Earn that check, my man. You're ready.

-Let's go, see what you can find.
-Give me this.

-Here, just take this.
-Okay, I'll take this.

-Now go!
-This is a f*cking waste of time.

That photo's upside down.

Idiot.

So what are you proposing?

Well, no idea.
The truth? Jana's not an idiot.

I'm not saying she's an idiot,
but she's a kid.

You can't live your life
tricking people, Toto.

Okay, I… But I'm not gonna
traumatize her either.

Great. Whatever you say.

But I'm not gonna help.

Nice. You know
that's not what my mom had in mind.

Toto, you're stupid.

"THE SHELTER" NURSING HOME

Who'd have thought
you'd end up babysitting geezers.

I'm a nurse, butthead.

[Benjamín] Same thing.
Basically, a job for losers.

But, hey, that's what happens
when you ditch your family.

Dude, I didn't ditch the family.

My only choice was to leave
'cause I wouldn't abort Jorgito.

Don't mess with me, sis.

Dad said he kicked you out

'cause he found you pawning his stuff
to, like, get all strung out.

Ben. Don't play with me. [groans] Benji!

Oh sh*t.

I'm sorry, Cris.

-I mean, that must have been--
-All right. I'll give you the word, okay?

-Just wait here.
-Okay, yeah, you go. Of course.

[suspenseful music plays]

[nurse 1] At first, I didn't know,
but I was like, yes, she is his relative.

Yeah, I know.

-[nurse 1 chuckles]
-[Cristina laughs awkwardly]

Finally, you grace us with your presence.
We thought you were done with this place.

Yeah, they said
you started waitressing at Hooters.

No, I had a family matter.

Don't let him see me.

-Hell no. He's got his undies in a ball.
-Mmm.

Always, no?

-[nurse 2] Yeah.
-Is he gone?

-[nurse 1 chuckles]
-[nurse 2] He's gone.

Okay, I'll see you soon

[nurse 1] Hurry back.

[funky music plays]

Goochie, Goochie!

I went shopping.

My love, that's great.

What do you mean "my love"
and "that's f*cking great"?

Horrible! Didn't you read
the character breakdown?

Fired! Fired! No deal!

[suspenseful music plays]

[camera shutter clicks]

[shutter clicks]

[shutter clicks]

ORDOÑEZ
STUPID COP!

[Horacio sighs] f*cking Olga.

[Olga] Ordoñez.

Shouldn't you be
directing traffic somewhere?

I don't direct traffic. I'm a Mexico City
investigative police officer, Olga.

[inhales] You know,
your commander, Marcela,

told me she would be
sending your colleague

who could handle this job well.

Salgado?

Oh, no, he left us
to go work for El Chapo.

Yeah, but I'm reporting for duty.

You know? I'm just so glad
they pushed you to do right.

Someone needs to do something,
with that family.

All right, why don't you show me
exactly where you were

when you collected the evidence?

-Hmm?
-That's what I mean.

That's it. That's the attitude I like.

[funky music plays]

Come on.

f*ck you!

[music fades]

[Benjamín] Man, of course
you have other clients. I know.

It would be weird for a notary
to have only one client.

Yeah, tell me. I'm writing it down.

A private will.

We can argue that the old man
is incapacitated by illness

and it's impossible for him to be there.

Okay.

I just need to have in tow
five witnesses with identification.

Okay, five witne--

Five witnesses with ID.

But do you think that today
we can sign all the papers?

Yeah? [chuckles]

Perfect, my man.

-[all] ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
-Thank you so much!

-Thanks a lot, everybody.
-♪ Happy birthday, Angelito! ♪

Too sweet. I love you so much.

-♪ Happy birthday… ♪
-Perfect, man.

-[woman 1] Blow them out!
-[woman 2] Blow them out!

-Oh!
-[laughter]

[Angelito] Oh no, my teeth!

-[Cristina] Then we take, one by one.
-[Angelito] I'm toothless!

[Cristina] We have to take out
tooth by tooth.

[laughter]

[Angelito] Anyone need a pair of teeth?

-They might come with a bit of frosting!
-Perfect.

[laughter]

Honey, I'm going to get into gardening.

What the hell?

What do you mean, "gardening"?
What, are you stupid?

-[Luciana whimpers]
-[man] You like to waste money?

-What's in that head of yours?
-Oh, me? [squeals]

-Have you gone mad?
-Oh yeah, he did pretty good!

But he's a bit too short.

-Oh, really?
-Christ.

Hi, my love! I'm so excited.

I got a callback for a casting!

You can't go to any casting.

We have a dinner party today
and that's it.

-I thought he did well, didn't you?
-He's got a northern accent.

[sings opera]

-What is he…
-Wait, wait, wait. What's this?

It's an audition for the opera, right?

-No!
-No! Who told you that?

We're looking for something else.

Who could have said, angel, my love,

that in this remo-- remote--

Pardon me, gimme a sec.

No, no, no! This can't be happening to us.
This cannot be true!

-This just…This is not real.
-We'll call you, man.

This can't be happening. It can't be real.

Now, we'll see.

Ah, the ultimate test of passion.

-I think this is a little too much.
-Raúl!

-Wait.
-You turn me on.

-[Rolando splutters]
-What's happening?

You make me horny. I need you.

[Luciana gasps]

Argh, no!

What is it?

He has a b*ner.

Well, I get it. [grunts] So?

Raúl couldn't get it up anymore.

-You are very strict, chérie.
-Come on!

Get out! Next in line.

He did well, but imagine him
always getting a b*ner.

[suspenseful music plays]

[Cristina] We're gonna
take out your teeth.

[echoing] If it's not me,
someone will do it.

Someone is going to pull your teeth out.
Someone is going to pull your teeth out.

It's general anesthesia.

Then we take one by one out.

We have to take out tooth by tooth.

We have to take out tooth by tooth.

[suspenseful music continues]

Just pick up.

[whimpers] f*cking gross! [groans]

[music fades]

You're a buffoon.

No, Jana, this is serious, okay?
You ready?

Mm-hmm.

[Toto] Okay.

I'm gonna ask him.

Daniel, are you happy here,
and you weren't stolen?

[eerie music plays]

YES

I don't believe you.
First of all, where did you get this?

I think it was our mom's.

I think she used it
when she thought our dad was dead.

But if you don't believe me,
try for yourself. Go ahead.

-I'll ask the same question, okay?
-Mm-hmm.

Daniel, are you happy and free to be here
and agree we didn't steal your corpse?

[eerie music plays]

YES

[Toto] See?

We borrowed his body from a morgue.

We're not as messed up as you think.

-[Benjamín] f*ck it. [grunts]
-What are you doing?

[objects clatter]

I'm the son of Mister… Gómez.

Gómez? Luis Gómez?

Yeah, Luis Gómez.

-Wonderful man.
-[Benjamín] Incredibly wonderful.

-I can take you to him. Come.
-[Benjamín] Please, take me to him.

[man] Okay,
so let's drain these completely,

and be sure you open all the windows
because it really is a horrible smell.

-It's like piss with spite.
-[Cristina] Oh!

-Hey, what's up? Where have you been?
-Hey there.

So happy you're back. I thought you
ran off with that guy always groping you.

-You make a really beautiful couple.
-I had a family matter.

We had a little matter right now
with the bedpans all banged up,

but fortunately that's been solved.

-That's good, that's good.
-Hey, I'm sorry, but, um, are you bloated?

-What d'you mean?
-Don't tell me you stole something.

-I would never.
-Oh yeah, 'cause it's just a big poop?

-It is. Constipation. I'm a woman.
-Yeah, right.

-Yeah, you--
-Always happens around--

-[screams]
-Come on, enough, boss!

No, look. I know she's trying to steal.

What's in the bag, huh?

-It's ill*gal to steal that.
-That's my bag--

Dr. Pimple Popper, leave the nurse alone.

My God, this place is pathetic.
The food is like prison food.

And the only thing
that makes it better are the nannies.

-Um, nurses.
-The nurses. So leave them in peace.

-That's enough, man.
-And who are you?

-What do you mean, who?
-He's the eldest of Mr. Gómez.

Our largest donor.

-[man] Daniel Hernandez--
-as*h*le.

-I'll hire you to take care of my dad.
-Thank you. Bye, Dany.

You cannot take supplies with you.
You need to stop right there!

Cris, let's go, let's go!

[tense music plays]

I spoke to my notary. He can see us today.

I'll take care of this.
Nurse, cover me while I go outside.

No, wait! Stop that nurse!
She's stealing from the nursing home!

-Hey! Stop that car!
-[Benjamín laughs]

Guards! Thieves! Stop them!

-Stop! Hey!
-Oh sh*t!

Stop!

Watch out, no!

-[car horns honk]
-[tires screech]

[car horns honk]

[music plays through headphones]

Jana is resting her head.

-Mm-hmm?
-[Toto] I just saved her childhood.

No thanks to this family.

And her dreams. She won't have nightmares.

And it'd be nice
if you recognized that I'm a genius.

Do I applaud you?

Yes, that'd be good.

Sure thing.

You're a genius.

-Tell me more.
-You're the smartest person I know.

[groans] The Ouija board was rigged!

You put magnets on it.

I hate this family.
You all think I'm an idiot.

Relax. No. Fine, I'll tell you.

The body is a prop for Luciana's play.
Now you know everything.

You're not a good liar.
I don't believe you.

And guess what?
I'm gonna go look for my dad.

-What are you talking about?
-[Jana] I hate you!

I no longer want to be
part of this family of liars!

[Toto sighs]

You're so smart.

I'm gonna tell her.

Jana!

Jana, wait up.

[Toto grunts]

-There are no more actors.
-Just what I feared. None of them worked.

Or am I too intimidating as an actress?

It's just that you're too focused
on the details.

There were a couple of Raúls
that looked pretty similar

and they weren't that bad.

Oh, they were all wrong.

None of them could pass with the will.
Lousy from first to last.

I mean, my Raúl was more dramatic
or an all-out diablo!

He was Darth Vader.

-Mm-hmm.
-Like Thanos, yeah.

He would say no one was as rude as I,

and I was ordinary, to boot!

He was ashamed to hold my hand in public.

-Why did you let him treat you like that?
-Oh! Coming from you?

How does Cristina treat you?
She bosses you around constantly.

Oh, Cristina bosses me?

-For sure.
-[Luciana] Of course! Haven't you noticed?

But she treats you like
you're her best friend who's g*y.

And you're not even g*y.

-Or are you g*y? You can tell me.
-Wait, you're g*y?

Here in the theater, anything goes.
It's a safe place, isn't it, Cosmo?

[splutters] You think
I'm interested in Cristina?

Good guess. But now it's not important.
Cristina hit it on the nose.

The only one
looking for actors on Facebook.

This was stupid. I'm a total idiot.

And only now you finally understand!

[Luciana] Raúl!

Mmm. Who else would be here with you?

What's that?
Drinking yourself into a stupor?

I made you your dinner.
I prepared you your favorite dish.

You and your cooking make me sick.

[gasps]

Are you all packed?

No, no, I thought this business
about me moving out would be done now.

I said I didn't want to see you again.

But you said that you were crazy about us,

and that me, Inés, and you were
going to be the most beautiful family.

Ah, that was when I thought I'd be able to
mold you and make you into a decent woman.

-[Luciana] No!
-But now I know there's no point.

-[Luciana sobs]
-[Moi gasps]

-That performance is incredible!
-Perfect!

-I think she's crying for real.
-Are you okay, chérie?

What have we here? A rat with a comb-over.

Oh, hey, watch it!

-I'll have you know--
-[Cristina] Hey, guys! We gotta go.

Is this the parasite?

-Huh?
-What the hell?

I always wondered why your mother
wouldn't give you up for adoption.

How does this man know who I am?

Because of your scrubs. And because you're
with your pathetic wimp of a brother.

-[chuckling]
-Wait, but what's this?

-How does he know all this stuff?
-I don't know.

He looks just like Papa.

You're fantastic. Oh, we found Grandpa!

-Congratulations!
-[Cristina] No way! No, no, no, no, no.

No one's getting hired. You guys, come on.

-He's the best we've seen yet!
-I told you not to do that.

What more do you want?

-Let's go.
-[actor] Well, I just… I don't…

Listen. I told the actors
that we were making a critical documentary

where politicians weren't viewed
as the heroes,

and that we were going to interpret
the character of Raúl Ruiz.

-That's all!
-They don't know about Grandpa.

They won't have it.

All they'll do is a scene where they're
signing the will in front of a notary.

The one I know who has glaucoma.

Okay, I appreciate your enthusiasm
and your ideas,

but actually, we already found the notary.

We just need five witnesses,
which is why we came for you.

-You'll each sign, and that's it.
-Let's go. The meeting's in an hour.

Are you sure
that your contact can be trusted?

-It's better than this plan.
-[Luciana] No, it's not!

He's an actual lawyer.

You didn't tell me we were gonna
get a notary. Why didn't you say?

-I didn't know!
-Now you make me look like a fool.

[Benjamín] I said get in!

Well, at least you had a nice day
at the theater.

-This is not fair.
-Don't be mad.

And we did so good.

[Cristina] The important thing
is we find a solution.

Auditions are tough.
Good hustle. Let's go.

We are just the worst.

I can't believe they stole a cadaver.

-It has to be returned, Inés.
-No, Jana, we can't return it.

We could.

It's one thing
if it's someone like Grandpa,

but this is a total stranger.

Look, I also felt bad
about a total stranger,

so I looked him up.

And, look, Daniel was an organ donor.

But I guess his wife
didn't allow him to donate his organs.

We are actually fulfilling his final wish.

[gentle music plays]

He donated it all.

He donated all of them.

It's actually a good cause.

[music fades]

NOTARY 420

[Jorge] You should've seen it, Ma.

I tried all the costumes. Even Hamlet.

[Cristina] Mmm.
-To be or not to be, that is the question.

That's great, sweetheart!
I'm so glad you had fun.

I mean, you had fun, too,
with everything, with your acting.

I'm glad your little excursion
at the theater was of some use.

[Luciana] Mm-hmm.

Real nice, your comment.

What did I say?

Luciana!

Luciana.

You've endured worse insults.
What's wrong?

You know, your dad would never tell me
when I got a callback,

when I got an audition
or got called in for a casting.

And acting,

it was my passion.

And he never believed I could.

He saw me as someone old and in the way.

[melancholy music plays]

I'm sorry to hear that.

What I need to say,

is that if this is a passion for Jorge,

don't take it away from him.

-Don't let yourself be like your dad.
-Me?

[distant siren wails]

I'm not capable of being like my dad,
I swear to you.

-[siren wails]
-[cop] Don't move!

-[Cristina] Run!
-[Luciana screams]

[cop] Don't move!

Put it down!
Nobody make any sudden movements!

-Okay, okay, okay!
-[Moi] Cops!

-Cops are here, man!
-[cop] Put your hands up!

-I told you my plan was better than yours.
-[Cristina whimpers]

-It wasn't us. It wasn't us!
-No, no, sir!

-It wasn't me. It was them!
-[Moi] No!

[cop] Move! Out! Come on.

-Take him away! Move!
-Hey, it's okay.

[cop] Let's go.

Gentlemen, we've saved you from one
of the most corrupt men in the business.

Next time, be more careful
who you hire to do your paperwork.

We'll be more careful, thanks. [exhales]

[cop] Let's go.

Move it!

LEADER
RAÚL RUIZ, SUCCESS EXPERIENCES

[tense music plays]

[Borges] Boss.

The weasel has returned.

[tense music continues]

[Horacio] Up ahead.

[music stops]

Neighbor!

Hey, neighbor!

I know that you dismissed
my formal complaint.

But why?

Are you trying to end me as a writer?
Is it me?

Huh? But you know what? It doesn't matter.

Because I'm hard-headed,
and I know I'm right.

-f*cking give it up already, Olga.
-I'll get to the heart of this story.

-Relax, lady. Take a Xanax or something.
-I don't take drugs.

You know what?
Raúl's alive and looking like an as*h*le.

-Come on.
-I just saw him going into his house.

-No.
-Olga…

No. But they were carrying that body.

-Well, you were mistaken.
-No, it has to be someone else.

-Another person.
-Mmm, yeah. Makes sense, Olga.

Hey, it's done.

He's alive, right there in his Benz, Olga.

His Be-- His… his what?

His Mercedes.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ANSWER ME!

-You're one to talk.
-What are you gonna say?

She's toxic. Don't answer.

-But why?
-Just use bitcoin.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you Raúl Ruiz Lezama.

Oh, hello, Ruli!

I don't wanna be near you anymore.

[gasps] A method actor.

He never once breaks character.

-Wow! Intense!
-[Rolando] Magnificent.

[tense music plays]

Hey, come on.

[tense music continues]

Hi again.

[Benjamín] sh*t, he really does
look like him, even his eyebrows.

I think he needs a beard.

Yeah, but Dad had a mustache
for a long time.

-We gotta lose the glasses.
-You think so?

-[Toto] You wanna show me something?
-What is this sh*t, Toto?

-What is what sh*t?
-Are you gonna come clean?

Don't bullshit me.

I mean, it's one thing
to treat Majo like that,

and it's another to treat me like that.

W-W-What what are you saying?
I always told you that I, uh…

So I have a girlfriend.

-Since when is that a surprise?
-You told me you were no longer together!

We broke up,
but then we got back together--

Ah, together again,
but you didn't think to tell me?

-[Toto] B-But I--
-I can f*ck off.

-No, it's just--
-[Inés] Yeah.

[suspenseful music plays]

-[Toto] No, I…
-[Inés] What the f*ck is he doing here?

[breathes deeply]

This isn't over.

[sighs]

[suspenseful music continues]

-Another one?
-I haven't smoked today.

What do you mean? It was the first thing
you did when you woke up.

[music stops]

[Moi] Stop when I want.

Oh, hey. I don't know if you wanna know,
but your boy toy is out there for you.

Huh? Who?

You serious? The heat?

If I were you, I'd defend my territory.
It seems like they're coming in hot.

Hey!

What's this?

Cri-cri, we have a 10-48.

What?

We have a situation.

Olga just filed
a formal complaint against you.

No way.

Yeah, but don't worry,
I dismissed the case.

Now that's out of the way
and your father is on the mend,

we can pick up where we left off?

[suspenseful music plays]

-No! I told you. You and I are over.
-What? Over?

-And you're the worst cop I've ever dated.
-The worst?

-[Cristina] Yes. The worst.
-How come? Cri-cri?

[music fades]

[actor] No, chief.

Yeah, even you wouldn't believe
this one, you b*stard.

You remember that girl?

No, no, it's not a series. No.

There.

[suspenseful music plays]

[actor] No sh*t.

But guess what? I got the role.

[suspenseful music continues]

No. [laughs] I suspect
they wanna do something else.

Yeah, I'll figure it out.

-No, it's completely absurd.
-[camera shutter clicks]

I even did a casting. Imagine! [laughs]

I'm playing some sort of a politician.

It's better than doing
family constellations.

They're some sort of reenactments
of a guy named

Raúl Ruiz.

-Something like that.
-Mariano. Time to eat.

Hey, I'll… I'll call you back, okay?

Bye-bye.

[suspenseful music continues]

[Olga yells]

[suspenseful music continues]

[Inés] f*cking Olga!
No! No, oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t!

No f*cking way. [groans]

Oh sh*t. Uh…

Toto!

Toto! I can't believe this. What do I do?

[music fades]

[upbeat intriguing music plays]

[music fades]