01x03 - Diorama Drama / Goat Racket

[bunniefuu]

[♪ opening theme
music playing]

[whirring]

When this happens,

I like to straighten them out

with an almost
imperceptible kick.

Good kick.

All right,
provided that all sunk in,

you're now ready to babysit
my vacuum cleaner.

[clears throat]

I mean, be my floor
hygiene supervisor.

Yep. My old job.

But, seriously, don't get
in your head about it.

I won't let you down,
Dr. Lullah.

I'm something
of a floor enthusiast.

Hardwood, carpet,
linoleum, tile-- ooh, grout.

A lot of people
forget about grout.

We'll be back tonight.

I need a break
from these kids, or my brain will explode.

Smell ya later!

Whee!

People always leave
when you bring up the grout, Merian.

[machine whirring]

And just so you know,

you are not gonna
blow this for me.

-Merian!
-[gasps]

It's us. It's us kids,
your friends!

Yeah. I'll just,
uh, get the door.

Oh! No, you don't.

Pliny, I already said no.

Come on!

We know Dr. Lullah's hoarding
the good juice in there.

Meanwhile, we're stuck
with basement-tier flavors,

like Spiced Carrot,
Beige, and Mystery Flavor.

I'm not taking that risk.

[slurping]

That's Beige.

Merian, just let us in.

We'll get a juice, get out,

and no Lullahs
will be the wiser.

Pliny, you're asking me

to risk my job
as floor hygiene supervisor

and break my own personal rule
against breaking any rules?

I promise
you won't get in trouble.

Hmm.

Okay. [clears throat]
I pinky promise!

[screaming]

[gasps] Pliny...

pinkies are serious business.

You can trust me.

Take the pinky, Merian.

[all cheering]

Watch out
for the vacuum cleaner.

It gets confused!

-[all gasping]
-She's beautiful.

Sweet mother of grapes,

she's got
Sweet Mother of Grapes!

[laughing] Wha--

Kiwi Kooler!
Let's have a go at some punch!

Am I dreaming?
Or does this one say, "Bad Boy Water"?

[man whispering]
Bad Boy!

[slurps] Oh. That's bad.

[laughing] Life is so magic
and wonderful.

Larry! The floor hygiene!

It's okay. See?

No Lullahs will be the wiser.

Oh, wow!
Lullah has Double Beige.

[beep]

I thought it was banned

after what it did
to that one kid in Canada.

[all screaming]

[all] Whoa!

It's a whole dang
diorama of the island.

Look, Lullah's hoarding
all these monster toys here, too.

Okay. Uh, maybe don't touch them?
They could be collector items.

Shouldn't have taken them
out of the package.

You guys said you'd leave
after we got the juice.

Look, Merian,
your favorite!

The Pteranodon!
So confident,

-she can pull off a name with a silent P.
-Silent P.

I know!

[making dinosaur noises]

[indistinct chatter]

[Chip] Greek mythology says he combined
a bull's strength with a man's mind.

It's crazy how much
I can relate.

Yeah, I feel that.

That's an eraser.

Yep.

The terrifying dragon!

[in high-pitched voice]
Oh, I'm not terrifying.

I just want a cup of tea.

Tea please.

Ow!

Whoa.

[all gasping]

[moos]

[roaring]

[all cheering]

Serve it. Serve it, boy!

-[growling]
-Serve it!

More toys, more toys,
more toys, more toys!

Whoo-hoo!

This is awesome!

-Your toy's cool, too, Francis.
-Not really.

This diorama is so detailed.

It's got everything
from the island,

even just Lullah's lab.

[expl*si*n]

[expl*si*n]

[gasps, screams]

Oh, wait!

Oh!

Oh, no, no, no. Please,
please, please, please!

-[roaring]
-[screaming]

[growling]

[roaring]

[all chanting]
We're not worthy. We're not worthy!

[expl*si*n]

That swing didn't count.

This can't be happening.

I am so unbelievably fired.

Don't worry, Merian.

We'll help to put everything
back where it came from.

We brought 'em into this world
and we can take 'em out.

[all exclaiming]

[grunts]

Minotaur,
free the man inside you!

Renounce your bull ways

and seek beauty
in logic and science!

Mine's stuck.

No, don't leave us.

Pliny, what's that?

-Oh, no.
-"Oh, no"?

-What's "oh, no"?
-Oh, no.

Hey! Sorry.
I forgot my trunks.

-That's on me.
-You'd forget your legs

if they weren't surgically
grafted to your head.

[both laughing]

Can you imagine?

Whoops. Lost my legs again.

-Legs!
-[both laugh]

What are we gonna do?

Everything is trashed!

Oh! [nervous chuckle]
It's not so bad.

Oops!

All right,
we need a strategy.

Larry, you're on
diorama cleanup.

-Hmm.
-Hmm.

Chip, Sara,
delay and distract.

Lullah and Okay
cannot see the giant monsters.

[both] Hmm.

Francis, you get that eraser!

-Hmm.
-I'll keep grabbing monsters.

And, Merian, you have
the most important job.

Can you be my floor
hygiene supervisor?

I... I...

I can!

I won't break
my pinky promise.

[Dr. Lullah]
Ah! How beautiful.

[Okay]
Yeah, I can't see color.

[monsters grunting]

Phew!

Whoa!

[in deep voice]
Return the eraser, please.

[all screaming]

Huh? [grunts]

There!
Best cleanup crew ever!

We're only missing one toy.

[Merian] Pteranodon.

Yeah. Hard to spell
and hard to find.

-No! Pteranodon!
-[gasps]

[screeching]

[roars]

Let's get out of here!

I got a bunker,
but you gotta swear allegiance.

Hop on, Pliny.

I need you on bean duty
in the new world.

Pliny, you're just
gonna leave?

You-- You promised!
You promised!

I didn't promise anything.

[whirs]

I pinky promised!

Ah!

[growling]

Pteranodon!

It's you versus me.

[screeches]

I'm gonna
p-tear you to pieces.

It feels like this trip home
is taking a long time.

And I don't remember building
so many loop-de-loops.

[grunting]

Pliny!

That all you've got?

Back to the shelf, Pteranodon!

Why, you!

I won't break
my pinky promise.

And I won't abandon my post
as floor hygiene supervisor!

[all cheering]

-We did it!
-Whoo-hoo!

Don't just stand around!

Lullah is gonna
be here any second.

[all screaming]

I need linoleum swept,
juice boxes tossed,

and bad-nightmare toys
straightened out.

Guys. I can't believe it.

We're actually
gonna pull this off.

Oh, no, the window!

Um... a-ha!

[both] Pinky promise.

She's here! She's in!

[groans]

[shudders]

What are you doing down here?

Dr. Lullah, I didn't think
you'd be back so soon.

I was just following
the vacuum cleaner.

[nervous chuckle]
I guess it got confused.

Hmm. Well, I must say,
the floors look hygienic.

You did a satisfactory job.

[exhales]

[sniffing]

[both] Juice mouth.

[Pliny] Sorry
I got you caught, Merian.

I guess I did break
my pinky promise.

That's okay.

She never I found out
about the monsters,

so that's a win.

Thanks for wrestling
that pteranodon.

I can't believe
she took away all our juice.

I was prepared to make Bad Boy
Water my entire identity.

Well, I don't think juice
will be an issue anymore.

Wha-- Oh, wait.

-Nevermind, it's Beige.
-[monsters] We're not worthy!

[Pliny]
I love the night bushels.

Everything out here
is super-weird.

[scoffs] I'm weirder
than most of this stuff.

That's complex. Not weird.

Yeah, but why are the night
bushels so complex?

No one can know about this.

No one knows.

All righty.

We should get Larry
back to the bridge.

Aw. He's tuckered.

[both] Aw...

We should swaddle him.

You know,
swaddle the baby Larry.

-Chip!
-No, Chip.

Guys, look!

[all gasping]

[Chip] Colorful colors.

-[Merian] So pretty!
-[gasps]

Oh, wow!

Uh, Sara, I don't know
if you should be touching those.

We should run some tests.

We're gonna need some beakers
and some gloves.

Oh, my gosh,
we can finally use the big microscope.

[both exclaiming excitedly]

This is beans. [chomping]

Nevermind.

Chip guinea-pigged it.
They're safe.

[Chip]
Whoo! Bean picking time!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Okay. Yes, please. This one.
-Seems like each pod

has a random assortment
of beans,

and each bean
has a random characteristic.

I like to rank 'em on color,
size, charisma and smell.

[sniffing]

[choking]

Beautiful. [coughs]

Dang it! Grays again.

-[groans]
-Ooh! Check it out.

This one looks like Chip's big old head.

[Chip] He's beautiful.

Y'all want to trade me
for some super-rare gray beans?

I hate those.

Ooh, look at this rainbow one.

If you lean real close,

you can hear the future.

[Larry] I'll trade you
two Chip heads

for the one that smells
like dog medicine.

I'll trade you
two Chip heads

for the one that smells
like dog medicine.

Yes, deal!
Give them to me.

[sniffing]

[retching]

[groans]

[sniffing]

[coughing, retching]

[Merian] I gotta stop
smelling these beans.

[goats bleating]

Hmm.

-Goats!
-[all gasp]

There are a bunch
of goats on that hill.

Okay.

Don't you know all goats
are crazy for beans.

Like, crazy!

Um, I think
goats will pretty much eat anything.

Right. But ever seen
a goat near a bean? Because they go nutso!

-Oh, brother!
-Here we go.

-Nutso for beans?
-Exactly.

And it's only a matter of time
before those ravenous beasts

come to eat
every single, precious bean!

[gasping]

[Sara] Now, I know goats,
and I can hold them off.

But I'm gonna
need a sacrifice.

I don't know, like 20%
of all your beans should do it,

especially the shiny,
rare ones.

They specifically love those.

Sara, no one's
falling for your scam.

I'm going to give you
the benefit of the doubt here...

[sniffs] ...but what you're describing

is called a protection racket.

-[sniffs]
-Ah! Take my beans!

Just protect me
from the goats!

Oh, I like you, Larry.

Gosh! Well, thank you.

I like you, too.

[evil laughter]

I am bean queen.

[Pliny] Larry,
you're being bamboozled.

Larry,
you're being bamboozled.

Luckily, Pliny and I collaborated
on an educational presentation

-on the dangers of grifters.
-I drew the hens.

Now, please direct
your peepers to exhibit A.

You see, the mark
gives the grifter a cut of the goods.

But instead of protecting their beans,

they just keep them
and bamboozle you for more.

Or as we like to call it...

[both] Beanboozling.

Yes!

Yay! Whoa!
Great presentation.

But Sara
would never beanboozle me.

Are you serious?

We can hear


clacking around in her room
right now.

It sounds like a rain stick.

[winces]

She's just getting
ready for the goats.

She's being a good friend--
a great friend.

Who am I kidding?
A best friend.

Okay, now let's all
calm down and let me play with that laser.

[making laser sounds]

-Pew, pew, pew!
-Oh, Larry, you poor sweet dingus.

We gotta make this right.

Ugh! Gross!

It's like Mom and Dad
always said,

you can only fix a lie
with an even bigger lie.

[grunting]

This will be
my greatest scam yet.

The scam of friendship!

[Larry breathing heavily]

Francis. How attached
are you to that one?

Extremely.

[kissing]

This seems... unhealthy.

I love them like sons.

[bleating]

[panting]
Did you guys hear that?

-[Sara screams]
-[objects clattering]

[groans, growls]

[gasps] It's a goat!

[screaming]

-[in bleating voice] Larry of the--
-[screaming]

[in normal voice] Stop!

[in bleating voice]
Larry of the Bean Bearers,

I am a conjurer of peace
among the Four Great Goat Nations.

Ah! Sara, come on.
We don't have time for--

[grunts]

I foist upon you today
an offer of eternal friendship from us,

the goats to you, the Larry.

Heretofore,

we return your beans to you,
our dear friend.

Thank you. [bleats]

Having healed this rift,
I return to the knoll!

-[thuds]
-[groans] Okay.

[Larry]
Oh, no! Ba's hoof!

Larry, you can't
really believe that--

I'm gonna go
give it back!

Dang, he's fast.

[groans]

Sara.

Hey, guys, did you guys
see that goat queen outside?

Her beauty,

it was astounding.

Okay, Sara, stop.

We all appreciate
your costume's craftsmanship...

Yeah, I mean, the costume,
but also the character work.

-It was gorgeous.
-But you can't fix a lie with a lie.

You can't.

I mean, you can't?
[nervous chuckle]

Ugh!

We didn't have as much time
to make this chart.

[Larry] Ah! Oh, no!

-[thumping]
-[Larry screaming]

Yikes, Sara.

[screaming continues]

Oh, no, Larry!
The goats are destroying him!

He must smell like beans.

-What?
-I wasn't lying before.

I was, but not about
the goats being crazy.

Sara! This is all your fault.

You've got to make this right.

I want to. But how?

You can't scam goats.

-I tried!
-Not scamming.

Just helping others.

[breathing heavily]

[heavy breathing continues]

[groans]

What if we pool
our beans together to distract the goats?

[all] Hmm.

[Larry screaming]

I'll get the wagon.
You guys get the beans.

Okay, I got the beans
and the wagon.

Is that everything?

[all agreeing]

But Daddy didn't want to.

All right,
let's go save Larry.

No! No.

I made this mess,
and I must make it right...

alone!

[Chip] Dang, she's fast, too.

You know, everybody's pretty fast.

-This is a fast group.
-All right.

Sara's getting close.

She needs to tread lightly here

if she tries to trade
the beans for Larry.

They're kicking her teeth.

-What?
-What? Give me those.

Oh, no.

The big goat's got Larry.

We should have swaddled him
when we had the chance.

Wait, she's trying
to duke him out.

She's fighting back.

Gimme!
Sara has one in a headlock.

It's a rear chin-lock!

Oh, wow!
Now she's doing a suplex.

It's called a back-breaker!

Okay, uh,
now she's just hitting them.

[grunting]

Then nine extra!

[gasps]
She's going for the big one.

-[bones cracking]
-[all exclaiming]

[all cheering]

[Chip retching]

[yelling]

She got Larry! She did it.

[all cheering]

That goat never came down.

I told you,
Sara was looking out for us.

-Well, actually--
-[shushes]

I'll tell Larry myself.

Tell me what, Sara?

[voice breaking]
Larry, I'm sorry.

I've been beanboozling you.

[gasps] What?

It's true! I let myself be beanboozled
by the beauty of the beans.

And I don't deserve
your forgiveness.

[all gasp]

Sara, I think lying is bad,

but I think friendship,
friendship is good.

Everyone's beans
are gone forever.

[sniffles] My baby boys.

But we found
the greatest thing of all, the truth.

It's almost like...

[both] You can't
fix a lie with a lie.

My friend,
I forgive you.

-[all exclaiming]
-Oh. Okay.

-My baby beans.
-Go, us!

Thanks for showing me
how powerful the truth is.

I'll never scam again.

[both] Aw...

[sobbing]

-[all laughing]
-[sobbing continues]

[Pliny] Oh, Chip.

Did you guys
see Chip crying?

[Sara] Cheers.

Well, Lar, we pulled it off.

Crime is fun.

Too bad they'll never know
just how brilliant we were.

You can only fix a lie
with an even bigger lie.

Okay.

Then nine extra.

Aah! The goats are everywhere.
Help me!

It was the greatest
bean scam of all time.

-And to future crime!
-To friendship.

[both yell]

[Chip] Is that a rain stick?

[Pliny]
You've got to be kidding me.

[♪ closing theme
music playing]

Chirp.