02x09 - The B.L.T.'s/The Trouble with Truffles

[bunniefuu]

Mung daal: ♪ you take the

Moon, and you take the sun ♪

Chowder: ♪ you take

Everything that seems like fun ♪

Truffles: ♪ you stir it all

Up, and when you're done ♪

Shnitzel: ♪ radda radda radda

R-r-radda radda ♪

All: ♪ so, come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

♪ Come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

Yeah!

[ Applause ]

Mung daal: all right,

Chowder, let's chick-a-dee-check

That grocery list.

We got banana-nana-fo-fananas?

Chowder: check!

Mung daal: and we got the cut

Of rib eye?

Chowder: check!

Mung daal: and we got the

Fluberries?

Chowder: check!

I feel like garbage.

A-a-a-a-achoo!

Chowder: gesundheit.

Thank you.

Mung daal: what else are we

Forgetting?

Chowder, what happened to all

The food I bought?!

Chowder: uh, no habla inglã©s.

Mung daal: that's it!

Out with it, boy!

Chowder: [ gagging ]

Mung daal: yuck!

Stinky clams. Never mind.

Back in! Back in!

How many cups of weewee

Berries does it take to properly

Bake a shadakalaka pie?

Panini: six.

Excelente!

Oh, crud.

Mung daal: oh, look, chowder,

It's endive!

Quick, we'd better call the zoo

And tell them we found their

Missing wild, ugly beast!

Oop! Got to go!

Come, panini, we must

Continue with your studies so

You'll outshine all the other

Students at the blt's tomorrow.

Mung daal: blt's?!

They're tomorrow?!

Speak, woman! Speak!

Why, mung, you haven't

Forgotten about them, have you?

Oh! That would be terrible!

And by "terrible," I mean

"Totally awesome."

Chowder: what are the blt's?

Bacon, lettuce, and tomato

Sandwiches?

Mmm, sizzling bacon with

Sizzling lettuce and sizzling

Tomatoes, all topped with

Sizzling bread!

It burns!

Mung daal: no, the blt's

Stand for the

"Basic learning tests."

Every apprentice is required to

Take them, and if you fail, you

Won't be allowed to ever cook

Again, ever!

Chowder: ♪ bacon, lettuce,

And tomato ♪

♪ Bacon, lettuce, and tomato

♪ Bacon, what?

♪ Lettuce, what?

♪ Tomato, what?

Don't worry, mung.

I'm sure chowder will do just

Fine.

Chowder: ♪ bacon, lettuce,

And tomato ♪

And by "fine," I mean "stinky

Terrible."

[ Laughs evilly ]

Mung daal: chowder, listen to

Me!

It's extremely important that

You prepare for the blt's

Tomorrow!

Do you understand?

Do you understand?!

Chowder: ♪ bacon, what?

♪ Lettuce, what?

Mung daal: you have to pass!

Chowder: don't worry, mung.

I got this.

I got this!

I am a great chef because

Everything I know, I learned

From you, and I've even started

Growing my very own mustache!

Mung daal: even so, we need

To start cramming your head with

Tons of knowledge!

Cramming your head!

Go in!

Why won't you go in?!

Go in!

Chowder: um, a chicktopus?

A chicktopus.

Oh, that's a chicktopus.

Definitely a chicktopus.

Mung daal: chowder, why do

You keep saying that?

What the heck is a chicktopus

Anyway?

Chowder, I'm tired of you making

Things up all the time!

This isn't a game, boy, so I

Need --

[ Gurgle! ]

Knock it off!

[ Chicktopus shrieks ]

Go in, I said! Go in!

Bah! This is no use!

This isn't working at all!

[ Gasps ] I know!

Drat, the bigger book didn't

Work, either!

What chowder needs is a private

Tutor -- someone willing to give

Him the undivided, constant,

Close, personal attention he

Needs.

But who?

Panini: I heard you might be

Looking for a tutor!

Mung daal: yes, but I can

Only pay you in hugs.

Panini: good! I accept!

[ Zip! ]

Chowder: I don't need a

Tutor, panini!

I'm going to pass the blt's.

You just got to have faith in

The skills!

The skills!

Panini: okay, let's get

Started.

Here, let me scoot a little

Closer.

[ Boing! ]

Hmm. Maybe a little closer.

[ Boing! ]

A little closer.

[ Boing! ]

Just a tiny bit closer.

[ Boing! ]

There! Perfect!

So, what should we study first?

How about chemistry?

Mung daal: I think this is

Gonna work, yep.

I have a really good feeling

About this.

I do.

I really, really, really,

Really, really, really, really

Do.

Chowder: stay back!

I'm never gonna study with you!

Panini: chowder, we can be

Study buddies.

Chowder: no!

Mung daal: nothing's working!

The test is in a few hours, and

He's not ready!

It's time to take drastic

Measures!

Stop that!

Dink-a-roo, dink-a-lee.

Test-taking is what we be.

Dink-a-lee, dink-a-loo.

Test not want no noise from you!

Now everyone pick up your

Refrigerators so we can begin.

Chowder: uh, yeah, what time

Is lunch break?

Lunch break?!

There's no lunch break!

It's 9:00 a.m.!

The test is over in an hour!

Chowder: is it at 12:00?

'Cause lunch is usually at


What chestnut just say?

What did chestnut just say?!

Chowder: is it at 12:15?

Is chestnut the only one

Speaking english in here?

Mung daal: okay, shnitzel,

This is our last chance!

We have to do whatever it takes

To stop this test!

Shnitzel: radda radda radda

Radda.

Mung daal: what are you

Talking about?

You don't look ridiculous.

she looks ridiculous!

Chowder: [ squishing! ]

Mung daal: oh, no, there's

Giant monsters attacking the

City!

Evacuate all buildings,

Especially ones that have tests

Being held in them!

I said pencils are for writing,

Not eating.

Shnitzel: ra-radda!

Ra-a-dda!

Radda radda radda radda!

Shnitzel: ra-a-dda!

Radda radda radda radda!

Radda radda radda radda, uh,

Radda!

Shnitzel: ra-- [ grunts ]

Mung daal: uh...

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

Hey!

That's not true!

Hey, you, quit disrupting

Chestnut's class!

Chestnut's about to give you a

Beating of a lifetime!

[ Creak! ]

Mung daal: ohh, ohh, ohh,

Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh,

Ohh, aah!

Quick, the show's been canceled!

I need everyone to get out as

Soon as possible!

Man, what you doing, tearing

Up chestnut's chandelier like

That?

Chestnut's about to give you the

Beating of a lifetime!

Mung daal: ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Aah!

Chestnut's sorry you children

Had to see that.

That's why it's important to

Close your eyes when stuff

Happens.

But be sure you open them before

You walk around so you don't

Bump into walls.

Mung daal: [ high-pitched

Voice ] excuse me, is this where

The blt's are being held?

Who are you?!

Mung daal: my name is, um...

[ Normal voice ] fred.

[ Laughs ]

[ High-pitched voice ] and I'm

Supposed to take the exam, but

I'm running, oh, so late!

Well, chestnut's not supposed

To let anyone in after the test

Started, but for a pretty lady

Like yourself, chestnut will

Make an exception.

Mung daal: [ giggles ]

Oh, thank you!

Aah!

[ Crash! ]

Mung daal: [ normal voice ]

Psst, the answer to number one

Is "flutter-butt squash"!

Chowder: chestnut, this girl

That looks a lot like mung is

Giving me answers!

Chestnut doesn't want any

Lip-flapping!

Mung daal: [ chattering! ]

Chowder: hey, mrs. Unicorn!

Hey, chowder!

Chowder: I'm gonna fail this

Test!

Awesome!

Do you want my help?

Chowder: I don't need any

Help failing.

I got this.

I guess, after you fail, you

Can't cook with mung anymore.

Chowder: yeah, want to go get

Some thrice cream?

No.

I have a doctor's appointment.

[ Laughs ]

Chowder: is it serious?

Yes. Yes, it is.

Chowder: oh.

Okay! Well, have fun failing!

Chowder: I will! Thanks!

Mung daal: aah!

Chowder: [ sluuuuuurp! ]

There! All done!

Mung daal: [ chattering! ]

Aah! Give me that!

Chowder: hey!

She stole my test!

Oh, no, you don't!

Mung daal: [ panting ]

Got to fill in the answers!

Come back here, test

Snatcher!

Chestnut doesn't care if you're

A little girl or not!

You're still gonna get the

Beating of a lifetime!

Mung daal: got to finish his

Test!

Chowder's got to pass!

Oh, long division is hard to do

While running!

Get back here!

Don't make chestnut wave his

Fist at you!

I'm sure glad we finished

Laying these hot coals.

Want to grab a sandwich?

Mung daal: hot! Hot! Hot!

Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Hot! Hot!

Ow! Aah! Aah! Ow! Aah! Aah!

Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Hot! Hot! Hot!

Nah.

I'm in the mood for pizza.

I'd like to thank all you

Uptight ladies for coming to the


[ Ladies gasp ]

[ Ladies screaming ]

Mung daal: ladies.

[ Ladies screaming ]

That's it!

Chestnut's had enough of this!

[ Grunts ]

Mung daal: huh?

Who-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!

[ Crash! ]

Give chestnut that test back.

Mung daal: I'm sorry,

Chowder.

I tried to help you pass.

Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah.

You made chestnut run through

Hot coals to help him?

Chowder: [ squishing! ]

That's ridiculous.

Mung daal: how's that

Ridiculous?

Because, mr. Ridiculous, all

You children have passed the

Blt's!

[ Children cheering ]

Mung daal: [ gasps ]

Chowder passed!

You passed for just showing

Up.

The test was about enthusiasm,

And all of you children have got

It.

Chowder: see, mung?

I told you'd I'd pass this test

With no problemo.

Mung daal: but wait!

What about the written test?

Written test?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

The children were just helping

Chestnut do his homework from

Night school.

All right, everyone is free to

Go.

[ Children cheer ]

Except for you, big nose.

You failed.

You're not allowed to cook for a

Whole year!

Mung daal: a whole year?!

Can't I just help to stir?

Just stir, that's all!

Chowder: nope!

i'm head chef now, and you

Should be studying for your

Blt's!

Mung daal: [ sighs ]

♪ Bacon, what?

♪ Lettuce, what?

Chowder: [ straining ]

Mung daal: chowder, what are

You doing?

Chowder: tongue conditioning.

All the best chefs do it, mung.

Mung daal: well, knock it

Off.

It's just weird.

Chowder: but you have a long

Neck, and that's pretty weird.

Truffles: what are you all

Standing around for?

Get to work!

Chop those palmegranates!

Mop that floor!

Go dream of being a real chef!

Chowder: someday.

Truffles: remember, this

Kitchen would fall apart without

Me.

[ Door opens, bell rings ]

Oh, a customer.

Ahh, look, baby customers!

I love the cute baby customers!

[ Both sobbing ]

There should be a law against

People like you.

Come on, babies.

Truffles: our specials

Today --

Aah!

Truffles: what can I get

For --

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Sniffs ]

Still ocean fresh.

Mung daal: [ clears throat ]

Um, perhaps it's your voice.

Right, fellas?

[ Both screaming ]

Chowder: live or tell you!

Mung daal: I --

Truffles: what's wrong with

My voice?!

Mung daal: it's too loud.

Shnitzel: [ sighs ]

Radda radda radda.

Ra. Radda-ra. Radda-ra-ra.

Radda radda-ra!

Mung daal: I think what

Shnitzel's trying to say is

There comes a time in every

Pixie sprite's life when her

Voice simply gets louder.

Truffles: you mean --

Mung daal: that's right,

Woman.

You're going through...

The shift.

Truffles: but i...

Me...i...

Aah!

Chowder: aww. Poor truffles.

She missed the door.

Mung daal: yeah, boy.

Sometimes it's hard being a

Pixie sprite.

Shnitzel: radda radda-ra!

Mung daal: yes, schnitzel, we

All know it's hard being a rock

Monster, too, but this episode's

Not about you, is it?

Truffles: [ sobbing ]

My voice is too loud!

[ Rumbling ]

Yep, she's loud, all right.

Staring contest?

Okay, you start.

I already did.

Oh. You're good.

Truffles: [ sobbing ]

What's this?

"Voice lessons -- 2 easy steps."

Ooh. That's one less than three.

[ Echoing ] welcome to voice

Lessons.

What is your name?

Truffles: truffles.

Good.

You've passed the first step.

Truffles: oh, yeah?

So what's the second?

A knob?

The second step is a knob?

What kind of meshuggener voice

Lessons are you --

Try it on.

Truffles: fine.

But if this aggravates my

Fibromyalgia, I'm gonna --

[ Tuning ]

[ Middle eastern accent ] hi,

Honey, I'm home.

I got the stevenson account.

Now we can take that trip to

Cabo.

[ Tuning ]

[ Normal voice ] hey, it works.

Let's see what else they got

Here.

[ Southern accent ] well, I'll

Be a hot dog on a cold day in

The middle of july.

[ Tuning ]

[ Speaks french ]

[ Tuning ]

[ Soothing accent ] hey,

Sugar lamb, could you pass the

Pepper?

[ Tuning ]

[ Normal voice ] ahh, now,

That voice I like.

[ Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! ]

Mung daal: chowder!

What did I tell you about that?

Chowder: that it's great and

You want me to keep doing it?

Truffles: [ soothing accent ]

Hey, boys.

Mung daal: huh?

Who said that?

Chowder: I don't know, but I

Can't breathe.

Truffles: I did.

Mung daal: truffles?!

Truffles: well, hello, tall,

Blue, and...

Skinny.

Mung daal: but, truffles,

Your voice...

[ Stutters ]

Truffles: you like my new

Voice.

Mung daal: [ stuttering ]

Truffles: and you, schnitzel?

Shnitzel: [ stuttering ]

[ Ting! ]

Mung daal: ooh!

One of those knob-doolies, eh?

Chowder: touch.

[ Slap! ]

Truffles: now, this voice is

For taking orders only.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Oh, I can't wait to order.

Truffles: may I take your

Order?

Oh, yes, please, take

Anything.

Here, here, my keys, my pointy

Hat, my wife.

Truffles: and y'all?

May I take your orders?

[ All cheer ]

With that calm, pleasant

Voice, oh, I'll take several.

Truffles: this is more like

It.

Now, what can I get for you,

Sailor?

One order of meet-and-greet

ba*ls, ma'am.

Truffles: you get that, mung?

Mung daal: got it,

Sugar booger, honey bunny,

Suckleflemmy, snoodle dinkle,

Piddle pop.

Ahh, that voice.

Schnitzel, meet-and-greet ba*ls.

Shnitzel: ra.

How are you? How are you?

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

How are you?

Nice to meet you.

Mung daal: say, have you guys

Noticed that since truffles

Changed her voice, things have

Been real...

Ca-a-a-a-a-lm?

Shnitzel: [ deep voice ]

Yeah. I'm so calm.

Now the audience can finally

Understand me.

Yo, my name's schnitzel.

All right!

Chowder: nah.

Doesn't work for us.

Shnitzel: whoa, whoa, whoa!

Radda radda radda.

Chowder: yeah, and I'm so

Calm, I'm gonna fall asleep.

[ Snoring ]

Mung daal: yeah, relaxation

Makes me tired, too, chowder.

Chowder: yeah, let's be tired

Together.

Yep.

[ Snoring ]

I'm fine. How are you?

I'm just peachy.

Mung daal: order up.

[ Laughs ]

[ Splat! ]

Greasy!

Mung daal: good gravy!

What am I doing!

Truffles will -- aah!

Truffles: [ growls ]

[ Inhales deeply ]

Clean up this mess, sugar lamb.

Mung daal: did you hear

That?!

Chowder: well, yeah, sort of.

Honestly, it's hard to hear

Stuff with this floppy hat over

My ears.

Mung daal: well, she doesn't

Sound very upset, does she?

Why, I bet we could do anything

We want.

Chowder: like spill this

Giant barrel of clatter-flatter

Batter?

Mung daal: yep.

Chowder: hey.

Hey, mung, I got one.

I call it "throw meet-and-greet

ba*ls all over the place 'cause

It's fun."

[ Whip! Whip! ]

How are you?

How are you?

How are you?

Nice to meet you.

Chowder: I feel so free!

Mung daal: you throw, boy!

Truffles: hey, where's that

Or--

How are you?

How are you?

How are you?

How are you?

Truffles: [ growls ]

Now, stop clowning.

[ Laughter ]

Chowder: "clowning," she

Says.

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Rumble! ]

Truffles: you're making me

Angry.

Chowder: angry.

Mung daal: [ laughs ]

Oh, this is great.

I can live my life without

Truffles telling me what to do.

I'm gonna grow my hair out.

[ Creak! ]

Chowder: I already did.

Shnitzel: ra...dda.

[ Tarzan-calls ]

Mung daal: we can be as wild

And free as we want.

Chowder: yeah!

[ Screech! ]

Truffles: I've lost control

Of them.

They've even grown hair.

It's like a bad dream.

That's it. It's just a dream.

Mung's probably cooking the

Order.

[ All screeching ]

Truffles: aah!

[ Zip! ]

They've gone wild, feral.

Oh, what'll I do?

[ Thinking in normal voice ]

Face it, you can't run this

Kitchen without me!

[ Soothing voice ] huh?

Who said that?

Me! The voice you dumped!

Truffles: no, no. Not you.

Go on.

Turn the knob back to me.

Truffles: no.

I love my new voice.

I -- no, no!

Still not convinced?

Look over there.

The money box!

Mung daal: [ screeches ]

Truffles: oh, that's it.

I'm getting my voice back.

[ Middle eastern accent ] hey,

That knob is my property.

Chowder: [ screeches ]

[ Tuning ]

[ Blink! Blink! ]

Mung daal: [ mumbles ]

Truffles: no!

Mung daal: [ mumbles ]

[ Whistle! ]

[ Screaming ]

Truffles: give me that!

[ Gasps ]

[ Tink! ]

Shnitzel: radda radda-ra-ra

Radda radda-ra-ra-ra!

Hmm.

Shnitzel: radda radda radda.

[ Grunts ]

Truffles: I got to figure out

A way to outwit those dimwits.

Knob.

Okay, really, please, stop

Saying that.

[ All screeching ]

[ All screeching ]

[ Knock on door ]

Mung daal: [ mumbles ]

[ Blink! ]

[ Mumbles ]

Truffles: ooh, kala yourself.

I want that knob!

I mean, I mean...

[ Screeches ]

[ Twinkle! ]

[ Mumbles ]

[ Tuning ]

[ Normal voice ] mung daal!

Clean up this kitchen!

Mung daal: y-yes.

Schnitzel.

Shnitzel: radda.

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

Truffles: now let's make some

Orders around here.

Mung daal: well, it sure is

Good to have the old truffles

Back, eh, schnitzel?

Shnitzel: radda.

Chowder: yeah.

And these earmuffs work great

For our customers.

Truffles: may I take your

Order?!

Huh? What?

I-i can't -- I can't hear you.

Truffles: you'll have the

Floodle doodles!

Mung daal: huh? What's that?

Chowder: what?

You say something, mung?

Mung daal: huh?

Chowder: what?

Mung daal: huh?

Chowder: what?

Mung daal: huh?

Chowder: what?

Mung daal: wait.

I think I heard something.

Chowder: huh?

Chowder: hey, where are we?

Truffles: get out of my

Dream!

Chowder: we're in your dream?

Wow! Wow!

In my dream, there are usually a

Lot more llamas and dancing

Chocolate bars.

I had a dream once that mung was


Was tall.

Then the rest of him was normal.

What do you think that means?

Truffles: that's it!

I'm waking up!

Chowder: hey,

Mr. Chocolate bar.

Hey, chowder.