03x05 - The Heist/The Prank

[bunniefuu]

Mung daal: ♪ you take the

Moon, and you take the sun ♪

Chowder: ♪ you take

Everything that seems like fun ♪

Truffles: ♪ you stir it all

Up, and when you're done ♪

Shnitzel: ♪ radda radda radda

R-r-radda radda ♪

All: ♪ so, come on in ♪

♪ Feel free to do some looking ♪

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

♪ Come on in ♪

♪ Feel free to do some looking ♪

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

Yeah!

[ Applause ]

Mung daal: all right.

Let's see.

Chicken sockquitos.

First, stuff the sock with

Finely carved pieces of shrilled

Chicken.

[ Chomp! ]

Next, add some diced blunions.

[ Chomp! ]

Then, roll the sockquito up...

Chowder: [ belches ]

Excuse me!

Mung daal: chowder!

Chowder: chowder's not here.

Please leave a message after the

Beep.

Be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ep!

Mung daal: that's it, boy!

I said, that's it, boy!

You've called down thunder!

[ Thunder crashes ]

Truffles: so, you think

This will work?

Mung daal: I don't know.

Let's see.

[ Bell rings ]

Chowder: [ gasps ]

[ Scamper! Scamper! Scamper! ]

Heh heh heh heh heh!

Heh heh heh heh heh heh!

[ Gasps ]

[ Blurp! ]

[ Panting ]

Whkt!

[ Blurp! ]

[ Panting ]

Whkt!

[ Thud! ]

[ Panting ] why...can't...i...

Learn?

Mung daal: how sad.

Chowder: [ wheezing ]

[ Poink! ]

[ Sniffing ]

[ Boing! ]

Truffles: why is he tearing

Up my floor?

Mung daal: looks like he's

Caught a whiff of something.

Truffles: watch where you

Swing that thing!

[ Pop! ]

[ Twinkle! ]

Mung daal: hey, boy.

What you got there?

Chowder: [ snarling ]

Mung daal: chowder! Let go!

I want to see.

Let go!

Bad dog!

Ba-a-a-a-a-d!

Now, let's see what we have

Here.

Blllllllllllllllllll...

[ Babbles excitedly ]

Wow.

That's sweet.

Mung daal: chowder, you just

Dug up a sugar sapphire!

Chowder: whoa!

That's shiny!

[ Twinkle! ]

[ Chomp! ]

Mung daal: chowder, no!

[ Shatter! ]

Chowder: ow!

They taste like blood.

Mung daal: that's because

They're hard as a rock until you

Bake 'em.

Then they become the sweetest

Dessert you've ever tasted!

That's what makes them so

Valuable.

Chowder: word?

Mung daal: if we found more

Of these, we'd be filthy rich!

[ Italian accent ] hello.

Mi amore.

[ Smooching ]

Shnitzel: [ moaning ]

Radda.

[ Hispanic accent ] ♪ la la

La la la ♪

♪ I want to kiss you ♪

♪ Kiss you all over ♪

♪ Because I love you ♪

♪ Love you forever ♪

Chowder: yeah!

Yeah, milk that cow!

I love money!

All: cha-ching!

Mung daal: okay, chowder.

You ready to go do your thang?

Chowder: [ barks ]

Mung daal: go find those

Sugar sapphires!

Chowder: [ panting ]

[ Sniffing ]

[ Clang! ]

[ All scream ]

[ All scream ]

Wait! Come back!

Mung daal: oh.

How convenient.

Truffles: ah, men.

[ Toilets flush ]

Mung daal: no, I'd like a

Mocha-frappa-lappa-chinga-

Chango-bingo-bangy thingy.

Chowder: uh...mung?

Mung daal: uh, yeah,

Chow-chow?

Chowder: I think I found

Something.

Mung daal: oh, my gosh!

We hit the mother lode!

[ Rumble! ]

[ All scream ]

Chowder, was that you?

Chowder: no.

[ Farts ]

But that was.

[ All scream ]

Mung daal: we'd better check

This out.

[ Gasps ]

Whoa!

I don't believe it!

We're underneath a kitchen.

There's something evil about

This place.

As if every little bit of

Happiness has been sucked out of

The room.

Panini, have you seen my

Evening muumuu?

Panini: it's in the laundry

Room!

Mung daal: we're under

Endive's kitchen!

Back down, everyone! Back down!

This is bad!

The sugar sapphires are on

Endive's property!

We have to figure out how to

Remove them without her knowing,

Or else she'll be the one who's

Stinkin' rich!

[ Laughing ]

Mother wants to go higher!

Chowder: but why are the

Sugar sapphires only under her

House?

[ Monotone ] well, chowder,

Sugar sapphires start out as

Simple sugar-coal deposits...

Next slide, please.

...buried way below the ground.

Next slide, please.

And with constant pressure from

Stomping around every lonely

Friday night...

Next slide, please.

...they become precious sugar

Sapphires.

Next slide, please.

Keep it! Keep it!

Keep it on this slide!

Mung daal: and so it began.

We were about to attempt the

Biggest sugar-sapphire heist of

All time.

This was big -- endive big.

We couldn't afford to lose focus

For one second.

[ Splat! ]

Chowder: [ munching loudly ]

Eh?

Mung daal: no, thank you.

Chowder: [ munching loudly ]

Mung daal: I was the brains

Of the organization.

They called me...

Chowder was the lookout.

[ Plong! ]

Chowder: look out!

Mung daal: better known as...

Shnitzel was the muscle,

A.k.a...

On the jackhammer was truffles,

Better known on the streets

As...

Truffles: "the mouth"?!

What do you mean by that, huh?!

What are you saying -- I'm

Loud?!

I'm not loud!

you're loud!

[ Babbles angrily ]

Mung daal: we are known as

"Mung's five."

Chowder: but there's only

Four of us.

Mung daal: uh...uh, uh, uh...

And there was also gazpacho --

Van transportation.

Whoo!

How 'bout a cool nickname?

Something tough-sounding, like

T-bone or -- ooh! -- Crasher.

Mung daal: a.k.a...

[ Plork! ]

Hey --

It's true.

Mung daal: okay, we got to

Come up with a way to get endive

Out of the house.

What's something we could use as

Bait, something she wants?

No!

Something she needs desperately,

More than anything else in the

World.

[ Sloop! ]

Shnitzel: oh, radda!

[ Doorbell rings ]

Who is it?!

Just hold on!

I'm coming!

Oh, my.

Shnitzel: [ laughs

Nervously ]

Radda.

Oh. [ Laughs ]

My. [ Chuckles ]

Oh, won't you look at that.

I wet myself.

I best go change.

Be back in a jiffy.

[ Zip! ]

So...

What brings you here, as if I

Had to ask?

[ Flowers vomit ]

Shnitzel: mm.

Radda radda radda.

Radda radda radda!

Mung daal: no, shnitzel, you

Can't quit.

Just keep thinking, "cha-ching!"

Shnitzel: so...

Radda radda radda radda?

Dinner? Tonight?

Well, I don't know.

I'll have to check my --

Yes, I'm free!

Panini darling, I'll be home

Late!

Chowder: the cow has gone out

To the pasture.

Over.

Mung daal: okay.

Go for it, babe!

[ Moans ]

[ Slurp! ]

[ Munching ]

[ Moans happily ]

Mung daal: shnitzel, how are

Things with endive?

Shnitzel: radda radda...

Radda radda.

[ Munching ]

Mmmmmmmm.

Mung daal: well, just hang in

There.

The van's almost ready.

Mmm.

What do you say we kick this

Date up a notch and head back to

My place for a little dessert?

[ Slurp! ]

[ Rip! ]

Would you like to step inside

And stay awhile?

[ Boing! ]

Shnitzel: radda radda radda

Radda!

Mung daal: we're loading the

Last sugar sapphire onto the van

Right now, but we need more

Time.

You've got to stall her.

Shnitzel: [ stammers ]

[ Poink! ]

[ Whip! ]

[ Crank! ]

[ Sobs ]

[ Pucker! ]

[ Seductively ] yes.

Shnitzel: [ muttering ]

[ Plop! ]

[ Smooches ]

All: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaah!

All: aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

All: aaah!

Mung daal: all clear,

Shnitzel!

[ Pop! ]

Shnitzel: [ gasping ]

[ Retching ]

That was...

Delicious.

Unh!

Mung daal: all right,

Gazpacho!

Haul 'er out of here!

No problem, except for one

Problem.

I don't know how to drive.

[ Crash! ]

Oh. W-what happened?

W-what's going on?

What are you all doing under my

Kitchen?

[ Poink! ]

[ Pop! ]

Sugar sapphires?!

[ Shatter! ]

You were stealing them from me,

Weren't you?!

Mung daal: no, no, no, no,

No, no, no, no, no, no.

That's not it at all.

Chowder: yeah, that's pretty

Much it.

Well, since you've destroyed

All the sugar sapphires on my

Property, I'm sure you'll have

No problem paying me back all

The money they were worth.

All: all the money?!

Mung daal: but there won't be

Any money left in the budget for

The third season!

Chowder: I had so many more

Stories to tell.

Mung daal: wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Maybe there's another way.

I'm listening.

Mung daal: well, we didn't

End up stinking rich, but I'm

Glad we decided to take this

Little vacation, anyway.

And we squared things out with

Ol' endive.

Chowder: word up.

And these sockquitos are muy

Bueno!

[ Slurp! ]

Viva fiesta bell!

[ Laughs maniacally ]

Shnitzel: radda-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Singsong voice ] love this

Day!

[ Inhales deeply, snorts ]

Panini!

Panini: yes, miss endive?

[ Normal voice ] why do I

Exist, panini?

[ Laughs maniacally ]

Panini: because...

[ Gasps ]

I know.

I now pronounce you mother

And father of all the babies in

The magical kingdom of babies.

Both: yay!

Oh, please!

No!

It's for this one day a month

When I allow myself the sweet

Indulgence, the oh so delicious

Satisfaction of pulling an

Exquisitely planned prank on

That buffoon of a chef,

Mung daal.

[ Laughs maniacally ]

Panini: you know, the way you

Always obsess about mung, I

Almost think you like him.

Well, you think wrong!

Panini: okay.

Wrong!

Panini: okay!

Wro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!

[ Fizzle! ]

Now decorate my face.

I must look my best today.

[ Whap! ]

Mung daal: all right!

On the count of three...

One...two...three.

Mung and chowder: ♪ iggly

Diggly iggly doo ♪

Cha-cha!

[ Poing! ]

Mung daal: we've done

Everything to get this crab cake

Out of his shell.

What are we doing wrong?

Shnitzel: radda radda...

Radda radda radda radda!

[ Clonk! ]

Chowder: I disagree with

Shnitzel, and I'm never taking

Them off!

[ Bong! ]

Mung daal: guess who doesn't

Care.

It's me.

Now, how to get that crab cake

Out of his shell...

Start thinking, you two.

Both: hmm...

Chowder: [ laughs ]

Shnitzel: radda!

Both: hmm...

[ Telephone ringing ]

Yello.

Hello.

May I please speak to...

[ Chortles ]

...mung daal?

Yes. Please hold.

[ Clong! ]

Phone!

Mung daal: well!

Hit my head with a phone!

You come out your shell.

[ Clears throat ]

Mung daal's catering, where all

The food is perfect because I

Cook all the food myself with

Absolutely no help from anybody.

[ Gasps ]


Horfin?!

That's the most expensive dish

On the entire planet!

You know, to purchase all the

Ingredients, I'll have to put

Everything I own up for

Collateral, but you'll pay when

You come pick it up, right?

[ Laughs manically ]

Mung daal: your promise is

Good enough for me,

Miss make-em-ups.

I'll see you tonight.

Fire up the oven for the last

Time, boys.

♪ I'm gonna be rich and retire

On an island ♪

[ Humming ]

Truffles: [ sighs ]

That was endive pranking you

'Cause it's prank monday.

You've fallen for it every month

For 10 years.

Are you still gonna risk

Everything on this order?

Mung daal: yes.

Truffles: star 69!

Mung daal: dream unweaver!

Hello. Endive here.

Mung daal: endive, did you

Just prank me -- a prank that if

I fell for, it would destroy me

And everyone I love?

Oh, I would never.

Mung daal: notice my hand

Going into your face.

I can't believe it was a prank!

That's the last of it, except

The boy's coconuts and grass

Skirt.

Chowder: no, not my coconuts!

Not my grass skirt!

Get him, bruno.

Chowder: no, no, no!

[ Sobs ]

Have a pleasant afternoon,

Now.

Chowder: it's gone!

The dream is gone!

Truffles: notice my hand?

[ Clang! ]

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Siren wailing in distance ]

Chowder: mung, I don't want

To jump through hoops for money

And food anymore.

Truffles: don't tell me --

You forgot snack cakes.

Mung daal: we're on a budget,

Woman, so no snack cakes.

Chowder: [ grunts ]

Somebody, help me!

Shnitzel: radda radda!

[ Laughs maniacally ]

Are you ready for the big prank,

The one mung will never forget?

Panini: are you sure,

Miss endive?

Haven't we done enough to him

Already?

I've never been more sure of

Anything.

Panini: but --

Never more sure of anything!

Now, get to your station, and

I'll get to mine.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Mung daal: yes?

Truffles: who is it?

Is it food?

Mung daal: how could food

Ring a buzzer, woman?

Oh, how I've missed food.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm,

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

[ Inhales deeply ]

So hungry.

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Crash! ]

[ Singsong voice ] ha ha ha!

I pranked your face.

[ Normal voice ] again.

Now, pop out of there so I can

Laugh at you.

[ Laughs ]

[ Blink! ]

No, seriously.

Pop out!

[ Blink! ]

Panini: I think something's

Wrong.

Nonsense!

He's just playing me the fool,

And I will reveal his game.

Hah!

Oh, dear.

That's not good.

[ Moaning ]

Panini: is everything okay?

Of course not!

He's -- he's -- he's --

Ohhhhh!

My career.

My reputa--

[ Bong! ]

You!

You're an accomplice!

[ Chatter! Chatter! ]

And I'll take you down with me

If you don't do exactly what I

Say.

Get a hose and some soap, and

I'll get the sponges.

Chowder: ooh!

This has to be the

Seventh-largest pie I've ever

Seen!

Panini: [ panting ]

[ Panting ]

Chowder: [ groans ]

[ Screech! ]

Both: chowder!

[ Glass shatters ]

Panini: oh, dear future

Husband, no!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, dear future husband, yes,

You mean, panini.

Chowder: future husband?!

Unh-unh.

It seems he's eaten the

Evidence.

Chowder: I ate evidence pie,

And it was good.

[ Laughs ]

Come, panini.

We're off the hook.

Chowder: [ belches ]

Uh-oh.

I think evidence pie is coming

Back out.

[ Retches ]

Something doesn't feel right.

Not here, you don't.

Panini, today, we become men --

Horrible, beautiful men.

The jelly-bean pits -- no one,

But no one will find the

Evidence here.

Go uncork him.

[ Retches ]

Panini: it's almost over,

Numnums.

And we'll finally be married.

Chowder: [ groaning ]

[ Whistle blows ]

Stop!

[ Whistle! ]

Freeze!

You're under arrest for burying

A body...

Of great work.

But I don't want anyone to

Read it.

Throw the book at him!

[ Ding! ]

Ow!

Jelly-bean pits are for

Jelly beans!

[ Both panting ]

Everything's gonna be fine.

[ Laughs nervously ]

Okay?

I knew this safe house would

Come in handy someday.

We just have to live here for

The rest of our lives.

[ Laughs nervously ]

Panini: for the rest of our

Lives?!

Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

[ Laughing hysterically ]

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Panini: but this isn't the

Life I wanted.

I was going to marry my

Boyfriend, have dozens of

Babies.

[ Sobs ]

They were going to be called

"Panchovies."

I can't stay with the person who

Ruined my life.

[ Cries ]

You're not gonna telephone,

Right?

Chowder: [ grunting ]

[ Trickle! Trickle! ]

[ Poink! ]

[ Cries ]

Oh...

Oh, why, mung?

Why did I do it?

Is it because deep down, I'm

Afraid of my feelings for you?

[ Gasps ]

Feelings that I might like you?

Oh, possibly.

I might even lo--

[ Helicopter blades whirring ]

They found me!

You know, you shouldn't play

With that flashlight.

Uh, someone might get the wrong

Idea.

Um, you're not the boss of

Me.

[ Panting ]

[ Zing! ]

Chowder: oh, no!

Miss endive left her hat!

She's totally unaccessorized

Without it!

I need a one-way ticket to

Bolivia.

That'll be 777 dollops.

[ Sighs ]

Where can I go for...


The west pole.

The west pole?

Oh, my gosh, it's cold here!

Uh, perhaps, you have some

Other --

Chowder: miss endive!

I have something that belongs to

You!

I'll take it!

Step through.

[ Beep ]

Coming through!

[ Beeping ]

Chowder: stop! Stop!

Officer, that woman!

Don't worry about it, kid.

She was probably just in a

Hurry.

Chowder: but she forgot her

Hat!

This is the kind of emergency

I live for!

I need backup!

Repeat -- I need backup!

[ Screech! ]

Oh!

[ Panting ]

Chowder: hey, miss endive!

I'm running after you!

Oh!

[ Poink! ]

Here!

[ Humming ]

[ Singsong voice ] looks like I

Totally got away with it.

[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Cries ]

[ Normal voice ] it's all

Gone -- my career, my home,

My apprentice!

And mung!

The only person I ever --

[ High-pitched ] beverage,

Madam?

Oh, not now!

I'm having a breakdow--

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Mung daal: how 'bout a nice

Hot cup of "I pranked your

Face"?!

Mung?!

You're....alive?!

Mung daal: and everyone was

In on it.

All: surprise!

I see you, panini.

But, mung, you were --

Mung daal: I knew you were

Trying to prank me from the

Start.

I even had my whole catering

Company put into storage, just

To fool you.

The mung you squashed with a pie

Was made of bean curd and sugar,

You crazy.

Bean curd and sugar?

Oh, mung, I could hug you.

Thank you for being alive.

[ Squish! ]

No! Not again!

Mung daal: got you again!

That mung was made out of

Gelatin and ham!

[ Laughs ]

Awwwwwwwgh!

Panini: hi, chowder.

Chowder: uh, uh...

[ Robotically ] beep, beep.

I am not chowder.

I am a robot.

Panini: you're so cute,

Numnums.

Chowder: I am incapable of

Feeling.

Please move on.

Panini: I could never leave

You.

You're my little love muffin.

Chowder: please get away.

I will explode if you get too

Close.

Panini: I'll take my chances.

[ Smooches ]

[ Boom! ]

Chowder: hey, panini.

So, what do you think of my

Chowder bot?