11x23 - Home Sweet Home

[bunniefuu]

[Anne] ♪ When the Red Red Robin comes Bob Bob bobbing along ♪

♪ There'll be no more stopping ♪

♪ When he starts throbbing his old sweet song ♪

Hey, honey.

Wake up you sleepy head.

Get out of bed.

Mrs. Matheson, please.

The sun is red, so live, love, laugh and be happy.

It's going to be a lot.

You don't actually have to get up out of bed.

But you definitely have to live, love

laugh and be happy.

Speaking of which...

I'm very sorry Sir but...

Don't fire him, Greg.

He did his best to keep me out.

He's just too much of a gentleman

to actually stop me.

Did you like the present that I sent you last night?

[Greg and Anne laugh]

Good morning Anne.

Well, my goodness.

Good morning Paulette.

Now I see why Carlos didn't want me barging in here.

Good morning, Anne.

That sounds like goodbye.

It was supposed to.

Oh...

Do I have to leave?

Do I have to have, absolutely?

I don't see why.

I think this bed is big enough for the three of us.

[Anne laughs]

[theme music]

[narrator] Previously on Knots Landing...

[Anne] Hi, sweetheart.

I love your apartment.

Mother?

I hope I didn't ruin your evening with Tom.

He's too young for your mother.

Who is this Matheson woman?

Ah, Anne.

Yes, Anne. What is her story?

[exhaling deeply] It's a long one.

But the important part of it is don't trust her.

What turned you on?

Anything I've never done before. What about you?

Well, I've never slept with a geisha.

Or with you.

[whispering] I can take care of half of that.

Let me just stay the night.

[dramatic music]

Danny's not going to be mommy's husband after all

-So he's not going to live here? -No.

Ginny?

I'm home.

[theme music]

[dramatic tense music]

[Val] Get out.

[Danny] Oh, come on now, sweetheart.

There have been a few mistakes here.

-I admit it but-- -[shouting] Get out of here.

Now, look, if we both don't make an effort at this

it's not going to work.

[Val] I'm calling the police.

There's no reason to do that. We can work this out.

Let's try a marriage counselor. Val, I'm willing.

[Bobby] Mommy, is someone here?

Val. Val.

Val, running away is not going to help anything.

Betsy.

Kids in the mommy's room right now.

-Come on. -What's the matter?

I promised Aunt Ginny that we call her when we got back

and she's waiting to hear from us, alright?

What? Why'd you lock the door?

Because I don't want anybody coming in

-Who's coming in? -No one, sweetie.

[telephone ringing]

[dramatic tense music]

-Good morning. -Danny's here.

I'll be right over.

Do you want me to take Meg shopping for a jacket?

Yeah, sure. Mack?

Danny's back.

[Frank] Mack? Mack?

-[shouting] Val. -[Pat] Karen, what it is?

Danny's in there.

Val! Val, open up!

[shouting] Val.

What are you doing here?

I live here. Take it easy, huh?

-Where is she? -She's upstairs.

If you lay one finger on her.

[suspenseful music]

-Mack, what's going on? -Watch him.

Why are you guys coming?

Hey Mack, take it easy. You're going to scare the kids.

Val?

-[Val] Mack? -Yes, it's Mack.

-Are you okay? -Yeah.

-Hey. Hi. -Come here, sweetie.

Why is everyone shouting?

Well, there's been a misunderstanding. Hi, Betsy.

I'm going to call the police.

Go ahead and call the police. Be my guest here.

Make sure they bring the SWAT team.

Bring your camera crew, you know.

[shouting] Husband returns home. Film at 11.

Mom.

Julie, honey, no. Go home.

Go back home.

Come on, invite her in the morning and the merrier.

Maybe I should put up a pot of coffee for you guys, huh?

Don't do anything.

Hey, look, you are in my house, uninvited.

In case they haven't covered that in first-year law.

That's trespassing.

Val invited us.

-[Betsy] Danny. -Hey.

Mommy said you weren't going to live here anymore.

Oh, of course I'm going to be living here.

Here.

-What's that? -It's a surprise for you guys.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Okay, come on, guys.

We'll open it at Karen's and show it to Meg.

[Karen] Meg wants you to come play with her, okay?

Is Danny coming?

No. Danny's not going anywhere. Go ahead.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

[slams door]

[sighs]

Have a good time.

Let's do the dishes when we get back, okay?

Deal.

[telephone ringing]

-Hello. -Uh, Michael?

Listen, I'm going to pay you back.

-I got a job. -Harold?

-Harold? -Is Olivia there?

-Where are you? -Miami.

I need to speak to Olivia.

He wants to talk to you.

I can't.

Forget it.

[Olivia] No, wait a second.

Harold, I'm not even going to file for a divorce.

I'm getting this marriage annulled, it was so ridiculous.

I left because I thought you didn't love me.

You know that money that you stole

I was going to give it to you.

[Olivia] What do you think of that?

I got a job. We can start over.

I'm not going to be stupid twice.

[dramatic music]

He thinks that we can just make up.

[sighs]

[Michael] I'm not surprised

He left me.

Well, you know he loves you.

That makes it worse.

I'm not saying you should get back together with him,

but maybe you should talk.

No. No, he made his choice.

He can live with it.

I have to take care of myself.

I don't know why she called you.

Maybe she felt guilty.

-Guilty? -Yeah.

She spent last night with her ex-husband.

I was afraid to come home.

-Did he threaten you? -Well...

No, not this morning.

He attacked her a few days ago.

-In the house? -In my office.

-What happened? -She stabbed me.

She put a letter open right in my chest.

I'm telling you, I'm lucky I'm still around.

I tried to press charges against him

but the judge refused, said...

that there was insufficient evidence.

And a collapsed lung wasn't enough evidence.

I'm telling you, if I'd have died

She'd have gotten away with m*rder.

He's already gotten away with...

...r*pe at least twice.

-Has it been proven? -No, it hasn't been proven.

[Danny] No, there were no witnesses.

She tricked me into going to his bar and she shut the door

and he came after me with his baseball bat.

[Danny] First her ex-husband takes a couple of swings at me

then she stabs me. I mean, who should be afraid of whom?

I cannot stay in the house with him because...

I'm telling you he's capable of absolutely anything.

I can't remove your husband from his house without a cause.

There is cause and it is not his house.

I own it.

It's my home.

I'm not going to leave just because she's going crazy.

You and your wife work this out.

We don't want to come out here again.

Don't tell me, tell her.

Don't tell me, tell a judge.

We can't do anything without a court order.

[dramatic music]

Harold's a crook

and he's a liar and he's a thief.

You think you might have had anything to do with it.

I am not a codependent

like they talk about in the meetings, Gary.

I didn't even know that he was gambling.

If I had known, I would have kicked him out of the house

but I didn't even get to kick him out of the house

because he stole my money and left.

So what does that make me if I continue to support you?

I am not stealing your money. I...

I just asked for help at school.

You can't make it on your own.

I am managing on my own.

I don't do drugs.

I don't drink.

And I'm not slashing my wrists.

But I don't have any money and I need help.

Sweetheart...

I can't continue to support you for the rest of your life.

Fine.

-Fine, forget. -Okay, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

[sighs]

How about if I send you tuition directly to the college?

That's a great idea, Gary.

But...

I used all my rent money to pay the school tuition.

So what I really need is the rent money

Although I mean it is like school tuition

because I paid for the school first

because I thought that it was the most important thing.

Mm-hm.

You need rent money.

Yes.

Can you get me a receipt?

Of course.

-You know your mother should-- -My... My mother?

If my mother would have given me money, Gary...

I would have never been doing this.

Yeah.

[sighs]

Keep the grade point up.

Thanks.

Yeah.

-So nice of you to show up. -Oh, I'm so sorry.

There was an emergency at home--

It's 30 minutes before air and you're not ready.

Here's a list of questions.

Look at them while you're in make up.

-Well, I studied-- -Just read the material.

...interaction at home last night.

-Hi. -Hi.

Who's Harry? Should I be jealous?

-Harry? -Yeah.

A guy sends you roses and you're not sure who he is?

Oh. Harry, he's just a fan.

Oh, that's sweet.

He's thanking me for inviting him to the set.

[laughs] You invited a stranger to the set.

Well, he called yesterday. We talked for about ten minutes.

He's a big fan of the show.

You spoke with a fan on the phone?

He called to tell me we went to the same college.

And you believed him?

He knew our fight song.

Karen, you talked about your college

last week on the show.

All he had to do was look it up.

Never ever get involved with a fan.

I think you're making too much of this.

He seemed like a very normal person.

[scoffing] Yeah.

The craziest ones always do.

Excuse me, Karen, there's a phone call for you.

He says his name is Harry and you'll know.

No. Tell him she doesn't accept phone calls from strangers.

-I'll take it. -Karen.

I just want to thank him for the flowers.

Karen, don't do this.

Thanks.

-This is Karen McKenzie. - [Harry] It's Harry.

-Did you get the flowers? -Yes, I did.

Thank you. They're lovely.

I was just so thrilled you took the time to talk to me.

Perhaps you'd like me to cancel today's show.

Maybe we could run some public service announcements.

Excuse me.

Harry, I have to get back to work.

I'll be watching.

- Bye. -Well, thank you. Bye.

You're never going to get rid of them.

[Dianne] Get rid of whom?

A-a fan. He sent some flowers.

Now she's inviting him to the set.

Don't get involved with the fans.

You lecture me every time I turn around.

I'm perfectly capable of taking care of my job

and my life, thank you very much.

Maybe I'll get lucky.

Maybe he'll bring a g*n and sh**t her.

Well, I was right.

Income projection for next year looks pretty bleak.

We're going to have to cut back on the Planet Tree project

and eliminate our outreach

and educational programs altogether.

You want money?

I'll trade.

What do you got to trade?

Goodwill and good publicity.

You got any baseball cards?

Are my earrings in here?

I am forever interrupting, aren't I?

I'll just be a jiffy.

Oh, here they are.

I didn't realize you had a door there.

It's been a secret.

[Anne] Oh, really?

I didn't know that.

I was just using the powder room.

You have an apartment here.

It's nothing fancy.

This is the computer survey.

This is the result of the new PC model test

[Linda] and this is the data

that engineering fields needs to be factored

into the revised model.

Is that everything you needed?

-What? -Do you need anything else?

No thanks.

Don't mention it.

[elevator bell]

Hope I'm not interrupting.

-Of course not. -You are.

Apparently, it's a trade that runs in your family.

So can I have the money?

You give her money.

Don't make a spectacle of yourself, mother.

Well, she's the one who asked for money.

[sighs]

You can have the money.

-Thank you. -See.

I didn't realize that women like you still existed.

I'll take that as a compliment.

You would.

[sighs]

Does Paulette seem a bit drawn to you?

She seems so thin.

Is she recovering from something?

Mother, I have to speak to Greg.

It was just idle speculation.

[Paige] Mother.

Oh, do you want privacy?

Bye, Greg.

I don't see what the big deal is about women in the workforce.

Nobody seems to be having any fun.

[telephone ring]

So what's up, kid?

I have some phone messages for you.

You're trying to tell me you cleared this room

to give me phone messages.

Oh, yes, I did.

You don't like the idea of me and your old lady

hanging out, do you?

I didn't say that.

I didn't say you did say.

I said you said, she said, we said, God.

You girls remind me of being back in high school.

[laughs]

My mother is an embarrassment to me.

Well, she makes me laugh.

Well, then, you are back in high school.

[laughs]

[elevator bell]

[telephone ringing]

Excuse me. Is Paige in?

No, but I'm sure you could wait in her office.

Thank you.

Hi. I'll show you.

Paige will be thrilled to see you.

She had some important personal business

with Greg Sumner.

It's wonderful, isn't it?

The close relationship she has with her boss.

[Anne] What employee wouldn't envy that, huh?

And the way she dresses for work.

Have you noticed?

They must have a very liberal dress code here.

[scoffs] Of course I'm all for it.

Well, I got to go.

My mother is not a normal human being.

Most people who are aren't worth knowing.

Well, I warned you.

So that's what this was all about, a warning.

I suppose I should be grateful.

You should be, but obviously you're not.

Yaddi yaddi yaddi.

Hi.

You always sit on his desk like that

when you go into his office?

Oh, don't be jealous.

I was just warning him about my wicked mother.

Why do you have to warn him about your mother?

Let's talk about something else.

No. Do you care if he dates your mother?

I think that he deserves better, that's all.

So maybe you're jealous of your mother. That's all.

Oh, come on.

You're accusing me of being jealous when in fact

you can't stand to see that old man dating another woman

Can you?

[Tom] So you're not upset with your mother

You're upset with him.

Well, if that's your final analysis,

then what are you doing here?

I don't know.

[instrumental music]

[sighs]

Thank you, mother.

[scoffs]

[engine rumbling]

-You are alright? -Yeah, I'm just...

I'm angry, Gary. I'm angry.

-Is he still here? -No, he left half an hour ago.

Anything else?

No. I think this should do it.

I'm glad you're home.

I'm not staying.

Fellas, would you mind? I'd like a little privacy with my wife.

Yeah, I'd mind.

[scoffs]

What is this? Are you two back together again, huh?

[Danny] For all time sake, right?

You know, one of these days you're going to screw up.

When you do, I'm going to be there.

You know, I get the feeling you want to hit me, Gary.

Am I right? Do you want to hit me?

-Let it go, man. -Come on, Gary.

Go ahead, Gary. Hit me.

You don't have a baseball bat with you this time,

but I'm sure you can do a little damage, come on.

Hit me. Go ahead.

You know it'll make you feel better.

Come on, take a swing.

[Danny] I'd love to file as*ault charges against you.

First Val stabs me, then her boyfriend slugs me.

Gosh, I wonder what the judge is going to think.

He's not going to leave those kids

with either one of you.

So go ahead, make your day.

Take a swing at me. Hit me.

Let it go, man. Let's go.

?? Just sitting over with Val.

Oh, I bet she really loves it when you talk macho like that.

[dramatic tense music]

[sighs]

[tense music intensifies]

[grunting]

Val, I'm really sorry I had to call you back for this.

[eerie music]

I...

What am I ever going to tell the kids?

Oh, my word.

Valene, what on earth is going on here?

[Val] What makes a person turn out like that?

Beats me.

I don't know. Maybe he's an abused child.

Most grateful story.

Do you know anything about his childhood?

Not really. I have no idea.

Well, the things parents do to the kids...

Take Olivia.

Everything she's done her whole life

has been in reaction towards her mother.

She... she took drugs to escape suicide, I don't know.

Maybe attention.

Married Harold to get away from Abby.

Now she's lying to me to get money.

What money?

She said she needed money for college.

She's not even enrolled.

Oh Gary, then why did you give it to her?

Because even though she had a terrible role model

I just don't think she's like Abby.

I mean, no matter how hard she tries

I don't think Olivia's got the heart for it.

And if it cost me a few bucks to prove it, well...

I think she's got a conscience.

[Gary] I could be wrong.

[intriguing music]

[telephone ringing]

[telephone ringings]

-Hello? -[Harold] Don't talk. Listen.

I hate talking about feelings.

I think it's stupid, dumb

and I want to gag when I hear somebody say

that they can always be there for you.

I want to ask 'em where are they going to be ,

on the corner of 3rd and Hudson?

But I have to say all those things I hate

because I miss you.

I miss the way your hair smells after you shampoo it.

And how your skin feels softer than anything I've ever touched.

I miss the way you laugh.

But I made you stop laughing long before I ever left.

I mean, I yelled at you and complained because...

[breathing heavily]

Finding fault with you would cut you down

to my own level.

[Harold] Well, the truth of the matter is

that I've always felt completely unworthy of you.

I know I don't deserve a second chance.

But I feel life without you would be unbearable.

It already is unbearable.

[instrumental music]

[sighs]

Hello, hello, hello.

You're home late.

Something the matter?

Yeah, this drawer is stuck. Where were you?

I... got the job.

Where?

At the County Hospital.

I'll be drawing blood and monitoring EKG's

until my license comes through.

Where are you going to get a license?

I talked to an attorney, honey

and she thinks that she can help.

-Let me do this drawer. -No, this thing's stuck.

[thudding]

There, got it.

I'm still going to use the name Williams.

Honey, if I thought that there was the slightest bit of danger

I would not do this.

[emotional music]

I love you.

And I don't want to lose you.

Don't throw away this marriage over a job.

[emotional music]

Look at me.

I mean, really look at me.

I don't want to get out of bed in the morning.

I don't want to get dressed.

Sometimes I don't want to live.

It's depression, babe.

You get you some help, you can call a doctor.

I am a doctor.

[music continues]

[sighs]

[sobbing]

Here, I'll do it for you.

[sobbing] Oh Julie.

[sighs]

Here. Do you want a tea instead??

Oh, no, thank you, honey.

I just, um...

I just don't want you to see me crying.

Mommy, it doesn't matter.

It's just...

I don't know what to do.

You know you've worked so hard

and you've stood up for your beliefs

and you fought for your principles.

I know I'm a snivelling wreck.

Listen, don't let daddy do this to you.

Nobody's going to recognize you.

We'll change your appearance and we'll cut your hair.

You could be a redhead.

[laughs]

Yeah, because I could do with the new hair-do, huh?

Yeah, and you've lost a lot of weight.

Maybe I could be an aerobics instructor.

No way. You're a doctor.

[sighs]

I'm so proud of you.

My precious...

Precious little girl.

Don't worry, it'll work out.

[Anne scoffs]

I'm beat.

Tough day on the job.

I got to Neiman's just as they were closing

and they wouldn't let me in.

I had to go all the way across town

to get the pumps to match my dress.

My dress, mother, and I want it back

And the cab driver was rude.

I cannot abide rudeness in a cab driver.

And I had to drag Greg to the exhibit

and then of course I couldn't get him out of there.

As I said, tough day on the job.

Don't make fun, Paige.

Make fun?

Make fun.

I wouldn't make fun of you, mother.

You're already a caricature.

-A cartoon. -Paige.

I mean, the way you're chasing after Greg is...

unsubtle.

Paulette is subtle and she bores him to tears.

Her name is Paula, and you know that.

[Paige] And you have lost your pride.

I have enough pride to be honest

which is more than I can say for some people.

And what is that supposed to mean?

You don't like me dating Greg

because you used to date him and you are... jealous.

Mother.

[Anne] Oh, baby.

The big "J word" is written all over your face.

If I were you, I'd be too proud to show how much it bothers you

that Greg dates other women.

I'd be too proud to show jealousy for my own mother.

Well, actually, I was trying to keep you

from making a fool of yourself.

Well, I appreciate your concern, sweetheart

but I'm a big girl and Greg's a big boy.

We can take care of ourselves.

Don't forget, I knew Greg long before you did.

And even if I hadn't,

it simply wouldn't be fair for me

to have to get your approval from my social calendar.

I'd never be able to date anyone you'd ever looked at.

It would mean that if you and that gorgeous Tommy broke up

I would be forbidden to enjoy his company.

That would be silly and wasteful.

Well, that particular example wouldn't be my doing.

Tom is not interested in older women.

[intriguing music]

[Karen] What's that?

[Jeff] It's Harry.

"I tried calling you but I couldn't get through."

I had the switchboard start

monitoring your incoming phone calls.

-Is that necessary? -Keep reading.

"You were really wonderful yesterday.

"You really nailed those quacks.

"We are on the same wavelength.

"I wish I could have talked to you.

"Do you have a direct number?

"Even better. Could it be your home number?

"Please call, your biggest fan, Harry.

"PS: What's your sweater size?

I'm planning a little surprise."

I think it's time we call the police.

This is harmless.

I'm the one who suggested the police.

It's not serious.

That's what a newscaster I worked with in Detroit

once said to me.

A man started writing to her. She wrote back.

He was encouraged.

He sent flowers, left gifts.

She thought it was sweet.

Then the gifts started getting more personal.

Lingerie, underwear.

[Dianne] The letters became more suggestive.

He got her home number

started calling late at night.

Do you have an unlisted number?

-No. -[Dianne] Get one.

The call scared her.

When she told him to stop bothering her, he got angry.

Said she was trying to dump him,

but he didn't try to contact her again

so she thought she was safe.

But he waited, and he watched.

And one night, he found her at home alone.

And strangled her.

[sighs]

Did they ever catch him?

No.

I do appreciate your concern.

So, let's check this man out.

No.

I just won't talk to him anymore.

Fine.

Look. Karen, I know you think Dianne is obnoxious

bordering on malevolent. ??

But she's not always wrong.

And this time she's right.

[Jeff] There are a lot of wackos out there.

[male guide] This is the line for Beat the Price.

If you're here to see something else,

you're out of luck.

We're going to go inside now.

So I want you to stay in a single file.

Walk in line and please be quiet.

There are other shows taping and we can't disturb them.

Is everyone ready? Let's go.

I can't believe that you would ask me for advice.

I can't believe that anybody would.

I admire you so much.

I've made so many mistakes in my life.

Wait, isn't that supposed to be my line?

-No. -Yes.

I'm embarrassed almost to give you advice.

I mean, I've had three husbands.

None of my marriages have worked out.

But I need to know what to do.

[Val] I can't tell you what to do.

I can tell you what I would do.

I. Me.

Valene Ewing, Gibson, Waleska...

After three husbands and three broken marriages.

[Val laughs]

I still believe in love.

I still believe that love is the most important thing

in your whole life.

So I would still, if I were you...

...make my decision

based on whether or not I love the man.

[sighs]

Danny, you haven't even been married three months.

I don't care.

She's not getting away with it.

I'm not letting another woman get away with it.

Tired of them waltzing in to my life

screwing everything up and waltzing on out again.

You know how it feels to know that your wife

is going out with her ex?

Sounds like you'd be better off without her.

[Danny] It's not the point, Scott.

I was talking about how sensitive women are.

How they feel more than men.

It's all a crock. They're out for themselves.

Period.

They're all nice to you and they love you

as long as they're getting what they want

as long as they get a little extra gravy.

You give them the opportunity, boy,

and they just stick it right in.

You can't trust them.

You know, you really can't trust them.

I finished the front door. Is that all?

No, I want every lock in this house changed, please.

You're going to have a hard time

claiming this house as community property.

Look, Scott,

you do what it takes to get it done, okay?

She's not stepping a foot in here again.

Never again.

So if we composted our grass clippings

instead of tossing them into the garbage

we could reduce the congestion in landfills by 18%?

She's going to run over again. Give her a cut.

Yeah. Mary, tell Karen to wrap up.

Well... I'm sorry.

I guess we're out of time.

I'd like to thank my guests

Dr. David Neuerman, for joining us.

And I'll see you tomorrow.

She forgot to mention tomorrow's guest.

At least she made it up in time.

[sighs] She's not watching the clock.

What does she expect us to do? Cut the commercials?

This isn't public television.

[sighs]

Karen, could you hang around?

I want to talk to you.

Oh, sure. I'll meet you in my dressing room.

Fine.

I hate it when she says fine.

It always sounds like a death sentence.

[Sue] With her you can't be sure.

[eerie music]

[Jeff] Just let her think it's her ID and she'll be happy.

[Dianne] I'm not worried about her happiness.

[Jeff] Yes, I know.

Why don't you come over to my place tonight?

We'll grow some salmon.

[Dianne] Make enough so we can have some for breakfast too.

[Jeff] You got it.

[Jeff] Who's that guy? Have you ever seen him here before?

No.

What the hell is...?

[eerie music crescendos]

[shouting] Hey.

[shouting] Hey.

[shouting] Karen.

[Harry] The red and the blue! The red and the blue!

What's going on back there?

-[Dianne] Who is he? -I don't know.

What the hell is the red and the blue, huh?

What is it?

My school colors.

Harry?

Oh.

I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to scare anyone.

I only wanted to surprise you.

-Not mad, are you? -No, I'm not mad.

But please don't do this again to anybody.

I won't.

Does he sweatshirt fit?

I'm sure it will. Thank you, Harry.

Karen.

Are you sure you don't want to press charges?

I'm positive.

I'll make sure he gets out of here.

-Bye. -Bye, Harry.

You see what I mean?

What do you mean? I was right.

He's harmless.

He's exactly the way he was on the phone.

You only have to be wrong about one.

[Pat] Frank, are you home?

Frank, did you get out of class early?

I didn't go to class.

What are you doing?

I'm filing for divorce

and I'm petitioning the court for custody of Julie.

[doleful music]

Frank.

-Frank, if you love us at all-- -[Frank] If?

-If I love you? -[Julie] Wait a minute.

-I'm not going with you, daddy. -Oh, yes, you are.

How old am I?

I've been through this before.

How old am I?

You're 15. So what?

I'm old enough to tell the judge who I want to live with

And I choose mom

because I think the risk is worth it

and neither you nor anybody else is going to make me leave.

[dramatic music]

I forgot how cold it can get out here.

Yeah, I know.

I'm afraid to go back to the house

and get a sweater while Danny's there.

No problem. I think I got something here for you to wear.

Gary, have you seen this?

[instrumental music]

[woman on PA] Boeing 572 from Los Angeles

now arriving at Gate 44.

[uplifting music]

[knocking on door]

[laughs] Well, thank you.

[Tom] Hi.

They're for Paige.

Oh, don't be so sure.

Don't try to fool me.

I know you're here to pick up my daughter.

Don't be so sure.

You're fast.

I'd have to be to keep up with you, wouldn't I?

I'll put these in water.

Paige calls your office and left a message.

And she called here and asked me to tell you that she'd be late.

So you see.

As sweet as you are,

I know the flowers aren't for me.

Well, how do you know I didn't get her message

and still I came early?

Who taught you to say all the right things?

Nobody.

I'm just, um, wise beyond my years.

-Really? -[whispering] Really.

You know, you and I have a lot in common.

-Really? -Mm-hm.

Name one thing.

Well...

we both want to keep your daughter

away from Greg Sumner.

Now I'm doing what I can.

[whispering] What are you doing?

What's going on here?

Tom's here to pick you up, honey.

He's early.

Tom?

Hi.

Look what he brought you, sweetheart.

Well, I'm on my way to the bath.

Hope it's not cold.

I don't believe what I just saw.

What did you see?

Y-you were practically on top of her

and she was practically naked.

What else did I need to see?

-Wait a minute. -Don't touch me.

[sighs]

What are you doing?

Paige.

Will you marry me?

Great show today. Loved it.

Oh, thanks Sue.

Bye.

[eerie music]

[Karen reading] "Dear Karen, I watch you all the time.

"I think you would like me if you knew me.

"I know that is impossible

but I can dream about you.

"I dream about you a lot.

"I think you are beautiful.

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

"Please don't be embarrassed by this.

"I think when a man finds a woman attractive

"he should say so.

"I would love to have a photograph of you

"if you are in a bathing suit.

"Or better yet.

"your birthday suit.

"That would be okay.

"If you would like my photo

"tell me and I will send it.

My love always."

[eerie music]

[narrator] Next on Knots Landing...

It was left in my window with a rose.

-I'll call the police. -We could leak it.

I think it's wrong to even consider risking harm to Karen

just for the sake of publicity.

sh**t me. The show comes first.

Nothing bothers you.

[Paula] You play your little games.

You don't care what happens.

Your own daughter is m*rder*d.

And not even that bothers you!

When your mommy and daddy get back

would you tell her that I need the Automobile Club card?

You mean mommy and uncle Gary?

He's not your Uncle Bobby. He's your daddy.

[theme music]