11x24 - Only Just Begun

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[theme music]

[narrator] Previously on Knots Landing...

You know one of these days you're going to screw up.

When you do, I'm going to be there.

I get the feeling you want to hit me, Gary.

Am I right? You want to hit me?

[Scott[ You're going to have a hard time

claiming this house as community property.

You do what it takes to get it done, okay?

[drums music]

She's not stepping a foot in here again.

What are you doing?

I'm filing for divorce

and I'm petitioning the court for custody of Julie.

[Karen reading] "I would love to have a photograph of you

"If you are in a bathing suit.

"Or better yet.

"Your birthday suit.

My love always."

[drums music]

I didn't realize that women like you still existed.

-I'll take that as a compliment. -You would.

You know, you and I have a lot in common.

-Really? -Mm-hm.

Name one thing.

Well...

we both want to keep your daughter away

from Greg Sumner.

What are you doing?

Paige...

will you marry me?

[theme music]

Tom, if I were going to marry someone

I would marry you, okay?

I'll take that as a yes.

No.

You think everything is carved in stone.

Look.

When I was younger,

I thought O. Henry was a great writer.

I happen to love O. Henry.

And now I think he's just okay.

Alright. Well, I can live with that opinion.

When I was younger, I loved Gidget .

I thought it was the greatest movie I'd ever seen.

So?

It's not.

Things change.

What if we fall out of love?

[doleful music]

We won't.

Do you remember that Carpenters song?

We've Only Just Begun ?

Yeah, I used to love that.

Look at that, and you pretend you're not a romantic.

I'm not pretending.

You grow up. Things change.

You're afraid of commitment.

[sighs] Don't be ridiculous.

[laughs]

The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Doesn't it?

-Okay, I'll move in with you. -Oh, no, no, no.

I'll just, as soon get away from--

No, no, no.

-What do you mean by no? -I mean no.

This is not going to be the first

in a series of relationships for me, okay?

I'm not going to look back on this

and say "Oh yeah, Paige Matheson, I remember her, yeah.

I dated her back in the fall of '89, in the spring of 1990."

No.

I want to be with you until we die.

-Okay? -You're a fanatic.

I am a homebody. That's what I am.

Did you know that? Did you know I was a homebody?

No. A heart. I really am.

I prefer eating at home.

Well, I don't and I don't want to spend the rest of my life

sitting in front of that TV eating leftovers

that have been reheated in the microwave.

Okay, we can rent movies

and they don't have to be leftovers

because once you learn how to use a microwave--

No. No.

Paige.

[singing] ♪ We've only just begun ♪♪

[shouts]

[microwave beep]

All right, the potatoes are done.

How much time to reheat the meatloaf?

A minute and a half on high.

This is weird, but it's harmless weird, I think.

A minute and a half on high.

I mean you hope. Let me see the letter.

"Dear Karen, I dream about you a lot.

"I think you are beautiful.

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

"I would love to have a photograph of you.

"if you're in a bathing suit, or better yet

"Your birthday suit. Ha ha.

"That would be okay.

"If you would like my photo

"tell me and I will send it.

My love always."

No return address.

What do they think about at the studio?

I haven't told him about it yet.

[phone ringing]

Hello.

Oh, hi Barbara.

Oh, no, that's okay.

It's no problem. Thanks for calling. Bye.

I forgot Barbara has jury duty tomorrow.

She can't make it.

Do you notice how meatloaf tastes better the next day?

What are we going to do with Meg?

Well, I can't take her. I can't take her.

I've got two prelims.

Oh, yeah, well Frank can take them.

Well, don't worry about it.

I'll just take her to the studio with me.

One time won't hurt and

I don't want to leave her here with a new sitter

with Danny occupying Val's house.

[Karen] As long as he's there, I just have this feeling

something awful is going to happen sooner or later

and I don't want some weirdo threatening my baby.

[suspenseful music]

-Turn this over to the police. -Seriously?

There's no stamp on it.

Well, it was left on my windshield with a rose.

I'll call the police.

You're scaring me.

You're supposed to be afraid. It's the smart thing to be.

-Mommy, mommy. -Yeah, honey.

-She think you watch the tape. -I've got to copy The Lorax.

Oh, thanks. You have fun, okay?

-Okay. -Come on, Meg.

You brought your daughter.

Yes. Well, my regular sitter couldn't make it.

Of course. Next time, give me a little advance notice

and I'll make sure there's a camera crew here

to cover the event.

That way you'll get the publicity

you so richly deserved.

I didn't bring her to work as a publicity stunt.

No, of course not.

Danny, look. Nothing happens as quickly

as you want it to happen. The legal process--

[Danny] Oh, stop the legal process.

I'm standing here with a knife wound

inflicted by my wife. I could be dead.

I get assaulted by her ex-husband.

I'm harassed by her neighbor.

All you can tell me is the legal process takes time?

Maybe a month?

Well, six weeks on the outside.

Are you telling me that I can't get a crazy man

out of my own house for six weeks?

Maybe sooner. But remember.

The crazy man happens to be your husband.

Mack, there's got to be something.

Come on, Scott. There must be something we can do.

-Divorce procedures... -...take time.

In the meantime, what am I supposed to do, huh?

And while I'm waiting, what am I supposed to do?

I mean, what am I supposed to tell the kids about all this?

And I called the school.

Kids haven't been there for a week now.

That must be ill*gal.

[sighs] I don't dare let them go to school.

He might try to pick them up.

Or-or God knows what.

You stay at the ranch as long as you have to.

Meantime, she's galloping along the ranch

with her cowboy husband.

Oh, Scott, get out of here. You're useless.

And don't charge me for this one.

You didn't do anything.

[suspenseful music]

[knocking on door]

Yes?

-Paige Matheson? -That's me.

[Paige] Look at these.

Can I get you to sign here, please?

Sure.

[instrumental music]

Hold on.

Yes?

-Who sent the posies? -You mean they're not from you?

I don't think so.

Oh, I'm heartbroken.

[Tom] I won't take no for an answer.

[sighs]

We could leak it.

-You're out of your mind. -Just think of the publicity.

[scoffs] Think of the danger.

Karen is so popular, she gets threatening mail.

Wait. Wait a minute.

You're willing to risk her life in order--

Oh, let's not get melodramatic.

You're starting to believe your own hype.

I do think there are sick people out there

and I think it's wrong to even consider risking harm to Karen

just for the sake of... publicity.

So sh**t me. I put the show first.

I don't believe this.

Oh, would you grow up?

Nothing's going to happen to Karen.

But if she should leave the show because she's afraid?

What?

Leave the show? What?

You know Karen was a fluke.

Which is sure, nobody expected her to be a hit.

And you know, she took my shot.

[laughs] Oh, come on, Dianne.

-You can't be jealous. -No.

Can I be resentful?

Can I feel cheated?

Can I pretend that she has a fraction of my experience?

Or am I supposed to erase 12 years

of doing every local midday talk show

from Boise to Bakersfield?

Diane, why would you possibly want

the hassle of being in front of the camera again?

Because I deserve it.

I have worked for colorblind station managers

who told me to change my wardrobe and then fired me

for wearing the very colors they told me to wear.

I have vamp for entire half hours

because guests didn't show up.

Now, it's true.

I never did tie myself to a tree during a hurricane

like Dan Rather.

But I sure put my time in reporting

bait sales and pet shows

and interminable city council meetings

and even longer bond issue hearings.

I have covered mall openings and bridge closings

trees in the road, clogged sewer lines

creeping kudzu, mosquito infestations

roof rats and car crashes.

And let me tell you

tying yourself to a tree during a hurricane

was a cakewalk by comparison.

And I did not, I repeat, not do any of that

to end up behind the scenes.

Okay, alright.

You paid your dues.

I overpaid my dues, Jeff.

Somebody owes me a refund.

Open Mic was my shot.

Mine.

Karen got it by accident.

I'm not going to cry if she loses it the same way.

Karen.

What did the police say?

The officer said there was nothing she could do right now

because there was no overt threat

and she just said to let her know

if there were any more letters like that, or...

-Or what? -If...

They get any worse.

[suspenseful music]

Could I have a photo of Karen MacKenzie, please?

Thank you.

[car engine starts]

[car engine faulty]

[phone ringing]

Hello.

-Oh, hello Bobby. - [Bobby] Yes?

Bobby, this is Danny. I need to talk to your mom.

-Mom is not here. -When does she get back?

I don't know. She's with uncle Gary.

Well, I need to get my car fixed.

So when your mommy and daddy get back

would you tell her that I need the automobile club card?

You mean mommy and uncle Gary.

He's not your uncle Bobby.

He's your daddy.

No, it's not. Why you're saying that?

[sighs]

[somber music]

Bye.

You're fired, Mr. Waleska.

-Beg you pardon? -I said. You're fired.

Is that so difficult to understand?

No, it's a little difficult to understand why.

You're late for the fourth time.

I'm sorry about that.

Your work is not up to our standards.

You would not be kept on our staff

and we're certainly not going to keep you on as a consultant.

Yeah, well there are just too many fish in the sea, lady,

for me to worry about your two-bit operation.

Well, this is one two-bit operation

which won't be paying your bills anymore.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, and Mr. Waleska.

Don't use us as a reference.

Fat chance.

How are you feeling?

Fine. How about you?

Actually, since the sh**ting

I've been sort of overwhelmed

with this sense of how short life really is.

But maybe you were experiencing the same sensation.

Not really.

Doesn't it bother you that you have poison in your body?

Doesn't it...

make you have a sense of how short life is.

I figure I got either five years

or twenty years just like anybody else.

[instrumental music]

What about...

What about leaving your mark?

Some people would say what I leave is scars.

Better be careful. You're going to end up like Howard Hughes.

That's bad?

Well, he died with a lot of money.

But nobody cared.

I got a job offer.

Well, congratulations.

That's the good news.

What's the bad news?

-It's at York University. -York?

I have a cousin who teaches there.

I think it's a great school.

What's the bad news?

It's in Toronto.

Why is that bad news?

Well, I guess it isn't.

I guess it all just sort of depends on how you look at it.

I guess.

[music continues]

[Tom] " Keep your car radio tuned to



-Bobby is missing. -What?

Betsy said that he packed a few things

and that he just ran away.

-Oh, my God. -I've called the police, honey.

-Where are them? -They're on their way.

Oh, Lord.

How long have he been gone?

I don't know, Gary.

Don't worry about it. We'll find him.

Sweetie.

Tell mommy.

-Did Bobby go away alone? -Yes.

Did he happen to tell you where he was going?

-No. -Did he tell you anything?

He said that you were his real father.

Are you?

[somber music]

Yes.

-Who told him? -Danny.

[suspenseful music]

I prefer a cash refund.

Oh, I'm sorry ma'am, but this was a credit card purchase.

I'm only permitted to credit your account.

That's just as well.

Sign here please.

Oh.

Thank you.

I'll take this one.

[man on radio] This is your station for golden oldies



Well, here's a special request we're sending out to Paige.

Paige, this is a dedication to you from Tom

who wants you to know that you don't have to read O. Henry,

if you don't want to , but Tom still enjoys it

whatever that means.

Here it is, Paige for you from Tom, who says

♪ We've only just begun ♪

♪ To live ♪

[man 1] Bobby.

[man 2] Bobby.

[man 1] Bobby.

Bobby.

[man 1] Bobby.

-Honey. -What?

I'm going to take a photo of Bobby

to the police, alright?

That's alright. I can do it.

No, no, no. Betsy needs her mama.

[man 2] Bobby.

[man 1] Bobby.

[Gary] Bobby.

Betsy, come here.

Why was Gary a secret?

Didn't start out that way.

See, when you were very little,

mommy was married to another man.

And he was your father then.

Real father?

Well, see, sweetie,

there's more than one kind of father.

See, there's a kind of father

that helps the mommy make the baby,

and then there's the kind of father

who helps take care of the baby.

Most of the time they're the same man.

I mean, it's supposed to be...

the same man, but...

sometimes it's not.

[suspenseful music]

-Where did you find it? -Back to the house.

But what are you sitting around for?

I don't pay you to sit around.

[Bobby] Gary.

[Bobby] Gary.

Gary, here I am.

Are you my real father?

Yeah.

Why don't you live with our mother?

Do you know what divorce is?

Yeah. When people quit being married.

Right. Well, your mother and I were married

and then we got divorced.

Why?

We thought it'd be best for us.

Why?

[sighs]

Did you ever change your mind?

No.

No? Never, ever?

Well, sometimes people...

Well, they, um...

Ah.

Did you ever go to a movie

because you thought you'd enjoy it?

And then in the middle of it you decided you didn't like it

because it wasn't what you thought it'd be

and you wouldn't have gone to see it if you'd known that

but you didn't know that when you walked in.

Do you mean divorce is like walking out of a movie?

Divorce is about changing your mind

Like if the movie's no good.

Yeah.

Or if the married people themselves change.

I don't really like movies with happy endings.

[Gary laughs]

So do I, pal.

How do you get to be a daddy?

Ah... Um... When you grow up

um, you fall in love, you get married.

After you get married, you get divorced.

-Not always. -[Bobby] But you and mommy did.

Mm-hm, but I'm still your father.

Why'd you keep it a secret?

Well, I didn't plan to, um,

but your mother was married to another man at the time.

Yeah, Ben. Did you ever meet him?

Yeah. Um...

That was your mom's husband,

it just seemed...

-Well, it seemed at the time-- -Was he a pretend father?

No. Ben was a real father.

But not a real, real father.

Yeah, not the same as I am exactly. No.

If this were movie

I would want out of it because it doesn't make any sense.

[laughs]

When you get a little older

it might make a little more sense.

-You don't know everything. -No, I don't.

But I know I'm your father.

And I know I love you very much.

Do parents ever divorce their kids?

[Tom] You look great.

Yeah, well, I'm not even dressed yet.

Like I said, you look great.

Want to take my car or your car?

Where are we going?

Oh, I don't know. Dinner wherever.

Were you going somewhere?

Yeah, I'm going to dinner at Mack and Karen's.

Oh, and I wasn't invited.

Oh, I suppose you were.

You suppose?

I didn't think you want to go

to another one of those boring dinners.

That's family Paige. Family is not boring.

Oh, stop romanticizing everything.

Family can be boring.

But when you haven't had one.

[sighs] Okay, fine. Come on over.

Hey, don't talk to me like that.

I'm someone who loves you.

I am not some c*ck Spaniel, okay?

Tom, you're making too much of this.

Am I?

[sighs]

Okay, please, will you come to dinner with me tonight?

As your date or as your fiancé?

Tom, I said I'd live with you.

And I said that wasn't enough.

Oh, what? A piece of paper makes all the difference?

Yes, it does.

And it's supposed to, Paige.

It's supposed to make you work for it.

Okay? It's supposed to make it hard to break up.

It's supposed to make it work for it because a family

is worth working for.

I am not someone night stand Paige

and I don't think you want to wind up like your mother.

Look.

I know you've been burned, okay? I know that.

But I am not your mother.

I'm not one of your mother's boyfriends

and I'm not Greg Sumner.

You can't blame me because other people have dumped on you.

I'm not going to do that to you.

I want to be faithful to you.

Because I love you.

I want to be the best father to our children.

The kind of father that you never had.

So you see, living together just doesn't

cut it from me, Paige.

I want to be married.

You know you, say you...

don't want to eat leftovers in the microwave,

but you'll go to work and you'll sit in the office

and talk about flow charts and spreadsheets

and future projections. And you know what?

I think that it's more interesting

and in some ways more important

to talk about how much money to leave underneath the pillow

from the tooth fairy.

I have never loved, until I loved you.

But I'm not married to the woman I love

and I hate that, I hate it.

[mellow music]

So?

So?

So?

[sighs]

Don't say marriage or nothing.

Don't do it, okay?

Give my regards to Mack and Karen.

Tell them I'm not feeling well.

[slams door]

[somber piano music]

[sighs]

[phone ringing]

[Answering machine] You have reached the law office

of Mack MacKenzie. Please leave a message

and we'll return your call as soon as possible.

[Pat] Frank, are you there?

Honey, it's me.

Frank, Julie's making a really special dinner tonight.

Frank, if you don't come home, it'll break her heart.

Frank?

Mom, is it supposed to do this?

Oh, no, honey, turn it off.

-[doorbell rings] -Now.

Well, I did three minutes on high.

But it's supposed to be three minutes on low, my darling.

I think I k*lled it.

-Hi. -Hi.

Can I come in for a minute?

You know, actually

we were just getting ready

to sit down to dinner, Danny.

-Oh, I'm sorry. -It's alright.

I just wanted to thank you.

I didn't get a chance to thank you for saving my life.

It's not every day that somebody saves your life.

[chuckles]

Um, I just wanted to thank you.

Well...

-You're welcome. -How did you know what to do?

-Did you go to medical school? -No, actually I just...

I have some background and we got lucky.

Yeah, we sure did.

-You know-- -Danny, I have to go.

-Oh, right. I'm sorry. -That's okay.

I just... I'm sorry.

[Danny sighs]

Not enough people say thank you in the world today.

So I wanted to say thank you.

Well...

you're welcome.

-Bye. -Bye.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

I feel like the worst mother in the whole world.

I can't believe what I put these kids through.

Do you think he'll call me uncle daddy?

Oh.

-Gary, stop it. Don't joke. -[Gary laughs]

-This is not funny. -I'm sorry.

You're not the least bit upset.

Are you kidding? I feel terrific.

You have to admit that this was traumatic for them.

Well, Val, I mean,

I wish they'd found out a different way

but at least now they know.

So now, what are we going to do?

[Ginny] Okay, let's say goodnight. Come on, honey.

-Good night. -Come on.

-Hey, guys. -I want some isses.

Oh, hug. Muah!

[Ginny] Okay, we're off to bed.

Can we stay off here with the horses?

Yeah. And can we have a baby brother?

Holy.

Coffee?

Well, don't make especially for me.

-It's already made. -This morning.

Hey, 30 seconds in the microwave, good as new.

Mack, Pat called.

And she wants you to talk to Frank.

Make him come home.

Well, funny, because he called me to ask you

to persuade her to give up her job.

-He's stubborn. -She's stubborn.

Don't take a side.

-I wasn't. -I heard a tone.

Yeah, but they'll work it out.

-How do you know? -How do I know?

I know they take their marriage vow seriously.

I know that their marriage license

is more than a piece of paper.

I know they've invested a lot in their marriage

and I know how devoted they are to their daughter.

So I know they'll work it out.

What?

Mm.

What?

[Karen laughs]

I love it when you talk like that.

[laughs] What did I say?

[Mack] Well, I got to remember this one.

I married a romantic.

That's true.

[woman] The meeting is adjourned.

Okay.

Bye.

I'm sorry.

I'm not going to be able to make the next meeting.

No, I'm not either. I'm going to be in Toronto.

You're taking the job? I thought--

Yeah. I, uh...

Look, I really don't want to talk about this right now.

-So I will call you. -Paula.

Um...

Look, it's a good job.

They're good people. They have a good reputation.

There's tenure.

Hey, do good. Aren't you going to stop by and say hi?

I wasn't even going to stop by and say goodbye.

Yipes.

Don't pretend that bothers you.

Nothing bothers you.

Nothing can get to you.

You play your little games. You don't care what happens.

My God, your own daughter is m*rder*d

[shouting] and not even that bothers you.

[laughs] Oh, God.

Oh no, I don't believe this.

Do you believe this?

Let's not let this embarrass us, alright?

Are you enjoying this?

He's all yours. I'm out of the running.

I didn't realize we were in competition.

Come on. What are you going to do?

Say, in 20 years?

When you won't look the way you do anymore

when you can't fit into a size five.

Size four.

Tell me, what are you going to do?

Enjoy life. What else is there?

Thank your mom. No, really.

I made Greg out to be somebody who he wasn't.

And she just showed me who he really is.

You know, you gave me some advice a while back...

so here's some for you

just in case you're having second thoughts about Greg.

[somber music]

There's a marrying kind, and there's a single kind.

And it turns out to be a big surprise,

but in the end, the single kind...

is monumentally, colossally boring.

[music continues]

Being right about him doesn't make me feel any better.

[music continues]

[Karen] There you go. Thanks, Bobby.

-Hi, how are you? -Hi.

-Fine. -Good, what's your name?

-Wayne. -Wayne? W-A-Y-N-E?

-Yes, ma'am. -Karen?

Hi. Do you enjoy the show?

Very much, I think you're terrific.

Yeah. Karen, we're in a little bit of a hurry.

Okay.

Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.

-Bye-bye. -Thank you.

-Okay. -[Wayne] Bye.

Bye. Oh, sorry.

Karen, you signed that autograph "love".

"Love, Karen MacKenzie."

Never, ever sign anything with that word.

I mean, say happiness.

You know, the best wishes and Merry Christmas.

Anything but love.

People don't take that seriously.

It's like saying have a nice day.

Love is not have a nice day.

If you want to write, have a nice day,

-do me a favor, huh? -What?

Write have a nice day.

[eerie music]

There you go.

Congratulations.

For what?

Your mother tells me you have a serious proposal on the table.

What else does my mother tell you?

She thinks that a bird in the hand

is better than two in the bush.

What'd you tell the constable?

I told him no.

A wise answer.

You've been married three times.

I'm a slow learner.

But you can have the benefit of my experience.

Shall I kneel at your feet on stage

to receive your wisdom?

I can think of worse ways to pass the time.

Well, I could think of better ways.

I married once out of ignorance

once out of love and once for business reasons.

All my marriages left me miserable.

I'm a living, breathing argument against marriage, so.

Don't come to me for encouragement.

I didn't.

[Anne] Do you want some advice?

No.

The way I see it, you could do a lot worse.

And nothing, honey, nothing is permanent.

If it doesn't workout, it doesn't workout.

Some lawyer makes a bundle taking care of it.

Marriage is, after all,

just another way to keep attorneys off the streets.

[laughs]

But I must say I was never bothered by the institution.

Because for me it was a temporary solution

to some very pressing problems.

It was always more convenient for me to be married

than unmarried.

Except when it was more convenient for me to be single.

[laughs]

[Anne] That was a joke, honey.

Well, never mind. I got to go.

Mommy has a date.

Don't wait up.

You loved Mack.

Yes.

You could have married him.

Yes.

But the prospect of sitting around every night

eating meatloaf reheated in the microwave

was just too much to comprehend.

They didn't have microwaves when you were young.

[laughs] Aren't you wicked?

Hey, you want to know what I think about marriage, huh?

Do you?

My opinion of marriage.

Sucks.

You show me a married couple, I'll show you a demented couple.

You know, I wonder who invented the institution.

It's great word, isn't it?

Institution, institutional, institutionalized.

There's kind of a progression there.

Do you see it, huh?

[laughs]

Well...

Hey, give me another, would you?

Don't you think you've had enough, buddy?

Well, no, I don't think I had enough.

If I thought I had enough, I wouldn't be asking you

for another now would I, buddy?

Come on.

Sorry, I'm not going to serve you.

I will call you a cab.

Call me a cab. Call me buddy.

Call me anything you like. Just don't call me husband.

[laughs]

Look, you're in no shape to drive.

Let me call a friend, get somebody to drive you home.

Do you have a wife?

You just lost your tip, buddy.

[Pat] Julie, what's in there?

-[Julie] Ice cream. -Ice cream?

We'll just get it right out.

Mom, I'm just softening it up.

It's too hard to get a spoon into.

Wow. I don't know.

I know what I'm doing.

Uh, see?

[Pat laughs]

I've got to get some ice cream.

Well, there's lots here.

No. This has to be Spumoni.

Why?

Your dad and I used to have this deal

that whenever we had a fight

we'd settle it over Spumoni.

And the deal was that we couldn't fight

as long as we were eating.

So I intend to have some Spumoni when he gets home.

And people say teenagers are weird.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[phone ringing]

William's residence.

-Hi pumpkin. - [Julie] Daddy.

-Tell your mom I'm coming home. -Wait, what? She just...

And tell her that I will pick up the Spumoni.

She'll know what it means.

I love you, pumpkin.

I love you too, daddy.

["You Are So Beautiful" playing]

[sighs]

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

Hi.

It's a great way to get yourself shot, Paige.

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

What is this?

♪ To me ♪

♪ Can't you see? ♪

♪ You're everything I hope for ♪

Son of Flubber?

Microwave meatloaf.

What?

♪ You are so beautiful ♪♪♪

[laughs]

[screams]

Peel off in a foil and replace plastic cover.

Heat for three and a half minutes at full power.

Rotate until done...

-all over! -We're getting married.

-Caution, plate will be hot. -I love you.

[Tom] I love you.

I love you.

Oh-oh. Oh-oh. Oh-oh.

-What? -I just thought of something.

What?

You made such a stink over the microwave

I gave it to Goodwill.

[laughs]

What are we going to do about that?

♪ You're everything I hope for ♪

♪ Everything I need ♪

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Can't you see? ♪

♪ You're everything I hope for ♪

♪ Everything I need ♪

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Can't you see? ♪

♪ Your everything I hope for ♪

♪ Everything I need ♪

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

♪ To me ♪♪

[inaudible]

[narrator] Next on Knots Landing...

It's like a nightmare, you know. I'm sorry.

That wasn't no nightmare. I'm the nightmare.

Your address is not a secret.

You may want to consider moving.

-Moving? -This kook is already on to you.

-A ring? -To make it official.

[Greg] I propose that you move in with me.

You mean get married?

[theme music]