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05x15 - Reunion

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Below Deck". Aired: July 1, 2013 – present.*
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Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.

05x15 - Reunion

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- Tonight, on the "below deck"

- Tonight, on the "below deck"
season five reunion...

- You think you know,
but you don't know.

- People are pissed, nico.

- We're really gettin'
into me today.

- Yes.

Did you think nico
deserved to be bosun?

- Oh, hell no.

- You're a [bleep] liar.

- Shoulda kissed baker.

[All]
- aww!

- Can I take
the fifth, andy?

- You talk sh--, love.
- Angry.

- You're talking
absolute sh--.

- Did you feel that
he was honest with you

About the state
of his relationship?

- No.

- It was too little
too late.

- So, as captain lee
would say,

We can get
this party started

Because the
"below deck reunion"

Starts now.

♪♪♪

♪ Andy cohen's got the 411
king king of midnight fun ♪

♪ Midnight
emcee ac ♪

♪ Late night
on bravo tv ♪

Hey, everybody,
welcome aboard

The "below deck"
season five reunion.

I'm andy cohen
in the bravo clubhouse

With the crew of
the motor yacht, "valor."

Welcome, chef matt.

- Hey, thank you.

- Hi, bri.
- Hi.

- Hi, nico.
- Good to see you, again.

- Great to see you.

Kate.
- Hi. How are you?

- Good.

Hi, captain lee,
stud of the sea.

- Andy, how are you?
- Great.

Ej.

- What's up, andy?
- Great to see you.

Uh, hi, jen.
- Hi, andy.

- Baker, good to see you.
- You, too.

- Last but not least,
how you doin', kyle?

- All right, kid.
- Good to see you.

Well, deckhand bruno
could not be with us today

Because of a visa issue,

But he's gonna be
joining us by skype later.

And deckhand chris brown
declined our invitation

Presumably because he's upset
he was fired from the crew

Or because his post firing
prediction came true,

And he is very busy
getting laid.

I think it's the latter.

Uh, I have a hull of a lotta
questions for all of you,

So let's shove off.

I have a ton of
yachtie puns, as well.

Baker, I found out something
fascinating about you.

You are
thomas ravenel's cousin.

- Well, actually,
he is my step uncle, but--

- He's your step uncle?
- My step uncle, yeah.

- Wow!

Nico, um, before you joined
the crew for season five,

Uh, your brother
passed away.

- Mm-hmm.

- I know that,
uh, last month,

You scattered
your brother's ashes.

- A few-- a few weeks ago,
on his one year anniversary,

Uh, my family and I
went to mexico

And, uh, spread
his ashes there.

- How are you guys doin'?

- Uh, good, good.

We're taking it more
in a positive light,

Uh, now that we've gone
through the grieving process

And, obviously, working on
the tristan scott foundation

To raise awareness for
organ and tissue donation.

- This was obviously
a really hard time with you.

Why go on the crew
of the "valor,"

Uh, instead of staying home
with your family?

- Two months after he passed,
I made the decision,

And it was a very, very
tough decision to make,

Uh, but, at that point,
I was actually still,

Uh, in st. Martin
before I joined the boat,

And I just took it as,
uh, kind of running away,

I guess you'd say, but
I was grieving in my own way.

- Yeah.

Well, this charter season,
captain lee had to hire a crew

So green they didn't know
their stem from their stern,

And that made captain lee
extremely stern. Watch.

- We didn't really have a lot
to choose from for crew,

So the cream of the crop
is pretty much taken.

- Unhook it.
- Take it off.

- Bruno.
- Stop moving.

- Bruno.
- Stop, right there.

- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

- It's about to hit
this other jet ski.

- I'm not comfortable
with the deck crew.

----Ing idiots.

Uh, we got cushions
over the side.

[Splash]
- ahh! [Bleep]!

- It did burn.
- I'm already lost.

I'm not really sure
where this goes.

- That's not
what we're-- right?

- Yeah, I know.

I was like, I have
no idea what's going on.

- Yep.

We're talkin'


Deck crew,
deck crew, kate.

- Nobody answering
your radio.

Let's get that
stern line off.

- Watch your bow!
Watch your bow!

[Bang]
- g*dd*mn it!

I am madder than
a pissed on chicken.

- Chris? Chris?

He was in his bunk.
- Sleeping?

I'm gonna have
to cut you loose.

- Cool.
- No, it's not cool.

- Do you know
how to pour an ounce?

- No.

[Sighs]

- Coffees-- do you guys
know how to do lattes?

- I know how to work
a keurig.

- All right.

- You would cut it loose
without the ----ing engines

Running why?

- Let's tow me outta here.

- We end up lookin'
like goddamned idiots.

Son of a b*tch.

I don't, for a second,

Believe that
everybody in this crew

Performed up to
their potential.

There will be
consequences.

[Sighs]

I'm ----ed.

- Uh, captain lee,
katie from ohio said,

"Who would you
work with, again?

"Who would you
not work with, again?"

- Can I take
the fifth, andy?

- Oh, no.

[Laughing]

- Would you work
with jen, again?

- I don't know.

Honest answer--
I don't know.

- You wouldn't work with
chris brown, again.

- No.

- Bruno?

- Jury's out.

- Um, ellen from kingston,
new york,

"Kate, you seemed
miserable.

Was this season worse than
normal 'cause you got stuck

"With green stews?"

- Yeah, I mean,
it was extra work for me.

And then, on top of that,
I'm splitting even tips

With people that
I'm doing extra work for,

And they don't appreciate it
'cause they don't know

How much extra work I'm doing,
so that's not great.

- Emma from cincinnati
said, "nico,

"You saw no improvement
in chris,

"But, ej, you were
more hopeful.

"Ej, do you think someone else
should've else been fired?"

- Well, you know, I thought
chris had some good,

Strong work ethic,
you know?

He, uh, he showed
initiative at least.

Bruno kinda felt entitled
to a lotta stuff,

And so it was
kind of on the fence
between bruno and them.

I didn't see
what happened prior,

But, right in my face,

You know, chris was
pullin' his weight.

- Carrie from
new hampshire said,

"Captain lee,
do you think you made the
right choice in firing chris?

"Was he the worst
of the bunch?"

- Absolutely.

- Um, baker, rob from
new orleans, louisiana

Said, "chris said
when he was fired

"That he was dealt
a sh---y hand.

"Do you feel like
he was fired unfairly?"

- Um, I wouldn't--
I mean, you know, he was,

I would say,
the weakest link.

Um, I think the unfair thing
is to throw someone

On a charter yacht
with no experience,

And, you know, they're
gonna sink or swim.

- I personally think kate
and I got dealt a sh-- hand.

- No.
- Right.

[Laughing]
- I agree.

- Oof.
- Well, thanks.

- He wasn't-- he wasn't a--
he wasn't a bad guy.

- I commend you guys,
though.

- As a person,
chris is an amazing person.

- Yeah.

- I think he's actually
very funny and very smart,

But the work ethic
that he had was like

I'm just gonna do
whatever and get by.

- Kyle, ashley
from little rock said,

"What was the mood
like onboard

"When you joined
the crew?

"Could you tell the deckhands
had been through a lot?"

[Sighs]
- when I arrived,

It just felt-felt like
headless chickens.

And then,
every now and again,

Captain lee
used to come down,

Crack the whip,

And people started
coming in line.

It just--
it just didn't feel--

It wasn't my "valor."

- Well, as lead deckhand,

Nico tried to whip
the "valor's" green crew

Into shape,
but when captain lee decided

To bring on ej,
an experienced bosun,

Nico did not want that guy
bosun him around.

[Laughing]
and they both
got a little salty.

- How's it goin'?
- Ej.

- Nice to meet you.

- This is your new bosun.

- No ----ing way.

A lot of friction.

- Well, it's strange that
it would even move, right?

I should've checked it.

I thought that he would've
already done that.

- Well, that's why
it's so hot.

The gears are working up
against the brake.

- I gotta double check
everything

'Cause these guys are just
a bunch of numpties.

- Watch yourself.

- These guys, they haven't
been taught properly.

What was nico teaching 'em
for four weeks?

Some of these windows
are still a little salty.

- Bruno's been
doin' the windows.

It's been fine.

- But, in the end of the day,
this is how it turns out.

- I'm taking control.
This is my boat.

I want you to get your
shoes off my deck.

- It's my deck now,
buddy boy.

- Either you ----in'
take off your stripes

And put it on my bed,

Or, tomorrow,
I'll take my stripes,

And you can ----in'
put it up your a*s.

- Let's see the bottom
of your feet, homey.

- Get the hell outta here.

I gotta be the bigger man
and walk away.

- Ej will be
leavin' us today.

He's gotta get back
to his other boat.

- Bye.

- Okay, so, nico,
would you have had issues

With any bosun
joining the crew,

Or was it ej,
specifically?

- Well, there's two things
a-about that.

Uh, and first
and foremost,

Uh, I'm sorry for the way
I treated you.

It's painful
to actually watch.

Uh, to-- it's just I was
a whole 'nother person

Completely,
and that was bad.

But, I think mentally
what I was going through,

Is a lot of stress with
obviously my personal life,

And then these guys,
and keep screwing up,

And feeling like
it was my fault, and i--

It was like the camel's--
the straw that broke

The camel's back.
Anyone that woulda came,

I probably would've
been that way

'Cause I felt a little bit
hurt from captain

'Cause I felt like I was
trying to prove to him

That I could be the guy
that he could count on.

- Captain lee, when you saw it
unfold on the show--

- I--
- did you think,
at that point,

Nico deserved to be bosun?
- Oh, hell no.

- Sammy from chicago said,
"during the fight on the boat

"After the night out,
you told ej,

"'If I'm not bosun tomorrow,
I quit.' Looking back,

"Can you acknowledge what
a spoiled brat you looked like

"When you said it?"

- We're really gettin'
into me today.

[Laughing]
- yes.

- Uh--
- people are pissed, nico.

- I know.
I understand,

And they have
the right to,

But, um, I honestly did
want to leave at that time.

- You did?

- And I was--
I was ready to go.

- And so, how did you
take in nico's apology?

- You know, I kinda seen it
as halfhearted, you know?

It's like he was kinda
just sayin' sorry

To get through,
you know?

But, honestly, I knew
deep down he was not liking

The situation,
and he wasn't gonna change.

- Uh, what are your feelings
as you've seen things

From nico that you hadn't
seen before the show aired?

- I never would've
given him the promotion.

- You wouldn't?
- No.

- Why?
- Didn't earn it.

- Why did you give it to him,
and what changed your mind?

- I-i didn't see
the childish behavior

All through the season
that he was exhibiting,

Um, and I didn't
appreciate it,

And that tells me

That he hadn't gone through
the maturation process

To the level
that he should've

To be able to lead
a crew properly.

- How do you take that?

- Yeah, I don't know.
Pretty hard to hear.

I mean, i-i feel
like I did,

But you're right about
the whole maturity level,

And I shouldn't have
been acting that way,

And it was
out of character,

But I do feel like
I did earn that position,

And I can take on
that responsibility.

- I think he went through sh--
to get through the season,

And he probably
earned it.

- Fair play.

- You also-- I mean, he also
started out the conversation

By saying that he's incredibly
remorseful for his behavior.

- That's a hindsight thing.

That's a monday morning
quarterback thing.

The time to get it right
is in the moment--

Not apologize
for your screw up

After it's all done and
over with and say,

"Well, I'm gonna blame this.
I'm gonna blame that.

"I wasn't myself.
I was this. I was that."

I don't care.
We have a job to do.

You do the job,
you step up to the plate,

Or you back away

And accept the help
that you were given.

He needed help,
I gave him help,

And he didn't have
the common sense

To appreciate the help
that he was given.

- Fair comment?
- Absolutely.

- Coming up...

- If I had more feelings
invested in nico,

I think would
for sure be hurt.

♪♪♪

- We're back with

- We're back with
the "below deck"

Season five reunion.

I'm andy cohen with
the crew of the "valor."

From kate's come to jesus
moment to almost every guy

Trying to get
a bite of bri

And ej's failure to rise
to the occasion

With baker,
it seems like everyone

Was cruising each other,
hoping to first mate.

- That a*s.
- On bri?

- In those white pants,

I would totally lick
her balloon knot.

- Jen just needs
to get laid.

Someone needs to help
this poor girl out.

[Laughing]

[Screaming]

- Jesus was there.

Jesus came.

I saw god twice.

- Yes!

- What's up, bruno?

I want the one
on the star.

[Laughing]

- This is great.

- Yep, and that's my butt.

- You are not
allowed to leave.

- Please say yes.
Please say yes.

- I don't wanna
make things awkward.

This guy is
obviously drunk.

- I'll take you out.

- What if I don't
wanna go out?

May i?

- Do you wanna bang?

[Laughing]

- Baker,
gonna miss ya.

- Miss you, too,
boo-boo.

- Time flies
when you're having fun.

- Mm-hmm.

[Groans]

Oh, well.

- That was an awesome
push-up.

- Oh, my god.
Okay, so much to discuss.

First of all,
who's single, now?

- Okay.
- Kinda.

- Well, pretty much
everyone.

- I'm gonna--
I'm gonna say no for once.

- You're not single?

- I'm gonna-- no.

Nope.
- Okay.

Ej, why couldn't ya
seal the deal?

It-it seemed like
a lay up, if I can say.

- Well, you know, it--
uh, I really liked baker.

We were gettin' along
real well,

But, um,
in the end of the day,

Now I'm gonna kiss her
and then leave?

You know,
it just seemed wrong,

And, uh, captain lee hired me
on here to do my job,

And my job is not
to hook up with crew.

So, while I was startin'
to like her

And get along with her,

A part of me
was like,

Well, this isn't really
what I'm here to do.

- Baker, were you surprised
he never put the moves on you?

- Um, no, no, because--

'Cause ej is not
aggressive, honestly.

[Laughing]

- I can be but given
the right opportunity.

[Laughing]

- Had he put
the moves on you,

Would you have been
receptive?

- Oh, I mean, nothin' wrong
with a little kissy-kiss.

- Yeah.

Would you go out tonight?

You're in new york city.
The night is young.

- Hey.
- We're not on "valor."

- The night is young.

- Okay, matt and bri--
um, matt,

You got so hammered
on the date.

- Yes, I did,
absolutely.

- Bri, had he
not been so drunk,

Do you think things would've
worked out differently?

I mean, did you--
- I think it would've--

Like, just much
smoother date for sure.

- Right.

I mean, going into the date,
was there a part of you

That was like, hey,
he's really handsome?

I'm-i'm into this.
- Yes, of course.

- Yeah.
- That's why I agreed.

- Yeah.

- And he packed
an epic picnic and then--

- Do you regret
getting so drunk?

- It's fine.

It worked out
for the best.

It was-- it was okay.
- It did?

- Yeah.

- Why did it work out
for the best?

- Well, because we are
working together.

You know, we would've--
I don't know.

We worked so close
together in the galley.

- Yeah, we were always,
like, yeah, right there.

- So, kind of a-
a blessing in disguise.

- So, your current situation
is that you are dating someone.

- Uh--

- Is this the musician?
- Yes.

- It is, isn't it?
- Yeah.

- Oh, okay.

- He was just here
in new york.

He just left yesterday.
- Oh, great.

- Um, we're not dating yet,
but I think I'm in love.

- Wow.
- Oh.

- ----Ing you're that
strong in it?

- Not dating yet,
but you think you're in love.

- Yeah.
- Aww.

- Whoa.

- Kate, how was, uh,
how was hot jesus?

- Hot, kind,
intelligent, swedish.

- Stephie from orange county
wants to know,

"Men or women?

What's goin' on with you?"
- Definitely men.

- Definitely men.
- Yeah.

- Okay.

Jen, um, gotta talk to you
about what happened,

Uh, with the charter guest,

Uh, who grabbed
your butt.

- Mm-hmm.

- Um, did they really ask you
to join them in a threesome?

- They didn't
verbally say that,

But I think it was
suggested.

- It was--
seemed implied to me.

- Absolutely, yes.
- Yes.

Okay, nicki from, uh,
perth amboy, new jersey said,

"Kate, um, why didn't you
address the sexual as*ault

"On jen from a guest
to the captain?"

- First of all,
I didn't see it myself.

- Uh-huh.

- The way that jen
communicated it to me

Was more like joking
that these guests were drunk

And out of control,

But that happens
a lot on boats.

- Right.

- Um, it's not right,
but, unfortunately,

Sexual harassment
does happen a lot on yachts.

We're in international waters,
where people think they can do

Whatever they want,
there's lots of alcohol,

And, um, I think when people
reach that level of wealth,

They think
they can buy anything.

- Uh-huh.

- I don't think
she meant to be aggressive.

- It wasn't premeditated.

- And I went down with you
to make sure you weren't alone.

I-- knowing what I knew,

I think I handled it
appropriately.

We weren't gonna
cancel the charter.

- Right.

So, you made sure
she wasn't alone with
that guest anymore.

- I made sure
she wasn't alone.

I gave her
a r*pe whistle.

I mean--
[laughing]

- Close the door.
- Decorative.

- Do you-- captain lee,
did she handle it correctly?

- I believe she did.
Yes.

- Yeah.

Were you made aware of
the incident when it happened,

Or did you find out after,
or when did you find out?

- I found out
when I watched it on tv.

- Oh, you're kidding.
- No.

- So, did you think that
kate should've told you?

- I think-- I think kate
actually handled it properly.

I think she separated
jen from the individual.

Uh, there's no reasoning
with a drunk.

That's just never
gonna happen.

And she didn't allow her
to be exposed

And be alone with that
individual again.

- I guess-- yeah.

- And if it had risen
to the level

Where I needed
to get involved,

Then, yeah, I'd of
turned the boat around.

We would've went back
to the dock,

And they'd had been
walkin' home.

- Okay, I wanna move on.

Nico and bri seemed like the
classic buoy meets girl story

Because even though nico
had a girl at home,

At sea,
bri was his anchor

When things got rough
until he drifted away.

- Nico.
- Jen.

Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Hi, nico.
- Long time, no see.

- Oh, my god.

We met in barcelona.
- Nice.

- A long time ago.

- I think nico is adorable,
but he has a girlfriend,

And I'm-i'm not gonna
get in the way of that.

- Listen,
you're breaking up.

You know, I'm not really
the most faithful person.

♪♪♪

- Nico never talks to me
about his girlfriend.

He never brings her up.

I think a part of him
wants to stay available.

- I know what I'm doin',
right now, is wrong,

But I don't care.

I'm right where
I wanna be.

- Oh, my god,
we're holding hands.

That's so official.

- Are you planning to
stay here after our season?

- Nico and I talked about it
for, like, two nights,

Three days.

- Bri's a really
cool chick,

But to go through this
experience with her,

It just made me realize
what I had before.

I love melissa,
and I wanna go back home

And fully commit
to her.

- Okay, so,

Did you and melissa
get back together after?

- Uh, after the season,
we got together for, uh,

A short amount of time,

And things weren't-
weren't-weren't working. So--

- So, how pissed
was your girlfriend

When she saw the show?

- Uh, i-i told her before,
uh, while I was there,

What was going on,

And, uh, we spoke about it
and everything else.

So, obviously,
she wasn't happy.

But, um, yeah, I mean,

I obviously handled it
the wrong way,

But i-i don't know if I do
regret it 100% because i,

You know, needed--
I got comfort from you,

And I can thank you
for that, you know,

For supporting me through
all that sh---y time.

- Thank you.
- But--

- But she-- did she break up
with you before the series

Started airing or after?

- Uh, it was during.
Yeah.

- While it was airing.
- Mm-hmm.

- So, she was pissed by
what she was seeing of you.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- I mean, hearing something
and then physically watch it

Unravel in front of your eyes,
and your family does, too.

- I can imagine. Yeah.
- Yeah.

- I-i think she had
every right to feel that way.

- Did you feel that
he was honest with you

About the state
of his relationship?

- No.

- I-i-i was 100%
honest with you.

You even came outside
and asked me about--

- No, no, no, I knew--
I knew of melissa.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- But I didn't know
it was, like,

A year long committed
relationship.

Like, I thought it was
just, like, a fling,

But I see it now, that he was
still involved with her.

It is uncomfortable.

- I wasn't engaged with her
until the end, obviously.

- Until the end.
- Yeah.

- And that's when
obviously you felt

That I was pushing away
from you.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Because it's the
reality of it--

Of cabin fever and
being away for that time.

- Yeah.

- And you were obviously
very comforting for me.

- Yeah.

If I had more feelings
invested in nico,

I think I would
for sure be hurt, but--

- There's clearly nothing
that was still here.

- I don't think it was--
it wasn't--

- Just--
- it was more like we felt
like we could be there

For each other.
- It was a boat-mance.

- Yeah.
- Up next...

- You weren't even there.

- I don't need you
to defend me.

- I just got off a [bleep]
boat for two months

In the artic freezing my--
- why are you angry?

- Not this boat.

♪♪♪

- We're back with

- We're back with
the "below deck"

Season five reunion.

It's andy here with
the crew of the "valor."

Cathy from wisconsin, uh,
"what really happened

"Between you guys in barcelona
before the show?"

- They don't know.
- Nothing.

- I think-- I think, um--
- nothing? You just met there?

- Uh, it was-- it was--
- you were in the cab.

You were drunk.

- Nothing they remember.
- Okay, it was his crew.

It was my crew.
We went out for his birthday,

And he was actually
drunk when I met him.

Um, and then we all
were barhopping,

And we shared a cab.
- Mm-hmm.

- And then we went separate
ways, and that was it.

- That was it.
- Yeah.

- Did you guys make out
in the cab?

- No.
- No.

Was he putting the moves
on you in the cab?

He was. Were you--

- I-- well, I remember him
being flirtatious,

But I was attracted--

I remember being
attracted to him.

- Were you with
melissa at that time?

- No.
- No.

- No, no, no.
That was years ago.

- Just to hit this, again, um,
the million dollar question.

Sydney from indiana said,
"do you feel like nico lied

"To you about
the state and extent

"Of his relationship
with melissa?"

Do you feel you--

- I don't feel
like he lied

But maybe not
the complete truth.

- Weren't we friends
on social media

Before I joined the boat?
- No.

- How did you know about my
brother and everything else?

Yes, we were.
- Oh, yes, we were.

Yeah, no, wait. Sorry.
Yes, we were.

We were.
We were.

- My girlfriend was
all over my social media.

There's no pon--
there's no question about it.

We were dating.
So, I mean--

- I think it was
very clear that you had

A serious relationship
with melissa

At the start
of the season.

- Yeah.
- I'm going to say that.

- I knew he had
a relationship

But not what he was
giving to me.

- And is there any way that
you handled your relationship

With bri
that you regret now,

Or do you feel like you were
above board the whole time,

And it was all
very clear what it was?

- No, it was very clear.

I think we even had
a conversation,

And you-you were
saying that, like,

Oh, you don't want any
relationship

'Cause you like
to live free,

And you're
going back to l.a.

- We-we did have--
- I'm going to chicago.

- Yeah, yeah.

- And we agreed that
that was-- this is it.

- Yeah, when we went
off to the hotel,

Where everything-- everyone
else thinks we had sex,

We actually talked,
like, quite a while

And got really deep.

Either way, I'm not--
I'm not heartbroken.

- She's in love.
- Right.

- With who?
- Yeah.
- Bonded.

- With her irish boo.

- And you are single?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Well, single mom, jen,

Joined the crew as
a first time stew

Because it
was her dream.

But, by the end
of the season,

It kinda seemed like everyone
wanted to kick her aft.

[Laughter]

- You're my other
stewardess, right?

- Yes.

I've always wanted
a career in yachting.

I'm rarin' and ready to go.
Give me the iron.

Ugh.

- She sucks at her job,
but she's hilarious.

[Laughing]

- You're eating,
like, a long time.

- Excuse me.
I didn't get a nap.

I worked my--

Actually, longer
than all of you.

- You're quite bitter
all the time.

- What the ----
did you just say?

- You can't just-- you--

- I feel like
you're miserable.

Want to help--

- Well, you seem very
out of line right now.

- No, this is a
friend to a friend.

You said you
wanted to continue.

- You're not my friend.
- Sick of everyone.

- Check you later.
- Yeah, whatever!

- You're a [bleep] idiot.

- Whatever, wh*re.

- I'm gonna lock you
in a bathroom,

If you're still
screaming at me.

[Bleep] you, you will never
lock me in a bathroom.

Get your [bleep]--
- guys, guys, guys.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- I don't wanna hear
your voice right now.

- Then why are you having
a conversation with me?

- This is not a conversation.
This is a lecture.

[Chuckling]

- Okay.

Um, jen,
patrick, from d.c., Said,

"You-you continually
complained about

"How the laundry and
cleaning never end.

"What did you think
you were signing up for?

"That is literally
your job description."

- There were moments
where I complained, yes.

But I feel that...
- Moments?

- I'm very verbal,
and i-i feel that,

Sometimes communication
is the best way

To resolve issues
that are currently...

Going on.

- Kate, casey, from
lawrence, kansas, said,

"Is this the worst interior
crew you've worked with?

"Do you think you could've
thought about your first time

"As a third stew and been
a little nicer to jen?"

- I did think about my
first time as a third stew,

And that's why jen was
there the whole season.

Um, until you've worked
on a charter yacht,

You cannot comprehend
the amount of work.

You think you know, but you
don't know until you're there,

And you're--
you just can't believe it.

Um, and, no, it was not
my worst interior crew.

I actually enjoyed working
with both bri and jen.

- Thanks.
- I would say that...

"Eros" was my most
difficult season.

- This was the rocky season?
- Rocky, yeah.

It was--
- loved rocky.

- Because jen has
good moments,

She makes me laugh,
and we're friends.

Rocky was, like...
Not good.

- Right.

- Laurie, from, uh,
vermont, said,

"Kate, do you really think,
as a manager,

"It's appropriate
to say to a guest,

"'She sucks at her job,
but she's funny'?

"Way to motivate
and build a team.

"Not."

- I don't think it was
appropriate at all,

And I apologize.
- Thank you.

- I'm sure that
was embarrassing

And disheartening.

Um, these guests were--

I try to cater to each
guest group personality,

And they were sassy,
and it wasn't right--

- I think they liked it,
actually, that group.

- They did.
They did and--

But it still--
that doesn't make it okay.

Um, and i-- but I don't
think I would've done that

With any other charter group
that we had onboard.

- Can I say something really
quick on that subject?

We actually had
a banter going on

That we-we were both very
sarcastic with each other,

And witty, but it was,
like, very jovial.

It's a slippery slope because
there's a very thin line

Where you're joking one second,
and the next second,

You're insulting
one another.

And I definitely
apologize as well,

For being out of line,
because you were my boss.

- I am kind of
a b*tch sometimes.

It's fine.
- Did you say, "b*tch"?

- I said, "look what you did,
you little b*tch."

- Okay, got it.
I just wanna clarify that.

- I didn't call her a b*tch.
- I just wanna clarify that.

- No.
- Okay, that's fine.

- Captain lee,
what did you think of jen,

And her work ethic,

And her respect or
disrespect for kate?

- After viewing it?

- Yeah, tell me what you
thought of it on the boat,

And then after
viewing it.

- On the boat,
I wasn't privy to it.

- Okay.

What did you think
after viewing it?

- Kate-kate never came to me
with anything about jen.

- Okay.
- Not a good word.

Not a bad word.

Absolutely nothing.
Flatline.

Uh, after I saw it, uh,
had I known about it,

There were a couple
of instances that,

Had I been privy
to it and seen it,

I would've pulled jen
up into the wheelhouse.

I would've had
a witness there

And told her
exactly what I felt.

- Kyle--

- And what the consequences
were going to be.

- And I respect that.
I would expect that, as well.

I-i would appreciate it,
actually.

- Kyle, why are you
so salty with her?

- It's not that.

It's the fact that
you [bleep] said it.

You said those words.

Don't say it was jovial.
We all saw it as what it is.

- It was-it was a joke.

You weren't there.
- You weren't there, kyle.

- It wasn't that way.
I seen it.

But hang on for a minute.
- You came for the last week.

- Were you there when
I sat at a [bleep] table,

And she slagged you off
for an hour and a half?

And I sat there
and defended you,

And he was there,

She was there.
- What are you talking about?

- And she was there when
you were slagging her off

To all high hell.
- Let her vent.

She was there all season.
You'd been there a day.

- I don't give a sh--
[indistinct].

- We weren't even there
for an hour and a half.

- I just come off a [bleep]
boat for two months,

In the artic, freezing
my [bleep] bullocks off.

- Not this boat.
- No, jen,

Cause you talk sh--, love.
- You're very angry.

- You're talking
absolute sh--.

- Okay, so do you.

- I can defend
myself with jen.

- No worries,
but you're friend.

- Bri, kaitlin, from
madison, wisconsin, said,

"Overall, do you think
kate was too hard on jen?"

- Uh, maybe if
it was the same way

Towards another stewardess,
but they had this, like,

Mutual thing that I
couldn't quite understand.

- No, it's true.

- They were, like,
kinda hard on each other.

Like, it's--

So, no, I don't think
she was too hard.

- Being in the galley and
listening to, like, you know,

All the stews
talk and banter,

These two were actually
having so much fun

During the season.
- Yeah.

- They-they were.

And i-- being the ears
of the galley, obviously.

- Yeah.
- It's quite confusing.

I just kinda
stayed back.

- I think it was
confusing for us, too.

- Bri, how did you
like working with jen?

- It's [bleep] hard.

Um, but i-but I did
get a lotta laughs.

I did.

- Coming up...

- Talk about manners.
You certainly have none, sir.

- 'Cause you're
a [bleep] liar.

♪♪♪

- Okay, we are back,

- Okay, we are back,
and we're talking about jen.

Uh, brooke, from vero beach,
florida, said, uh,

"Jen, that whole whoring around
joke spun out of control."

- I agree.
- "Did kate take it too far?

"Were you shocked that she
spun the blame around on you?"

- I agree, absolutely,

That it definitely
escalated very quickly,

And I apologize.

I think, in the moment--

- I didn't mean to bring
your daughter into it.

I was just
talking about math.

Like, it was just
a defensive clap back,

And you know i--
- and I assumed.

It just hit a
soft spot within me.

- Of course, it did.
Of course, it did.

- And so, I felt the
need to say something.

I tried to do it, and,
you know, pull her aside,

Not in front of
everybody else,

To try and make
it as professional

Of a situation
as I could,

Even though it was a very
unprofessional situation.

- Jen, melissa from
hartford, connecticut, said,

"You joked about
kate whoring around,

"And later called
baker a wh*re.

"When kate turned it around
on you, you were upset.

"Why is it okay for you
to stoop to that level

"And not anyone else?"

- I-- baker is
anything but a wh*re,

And I apologized
to her the next day,

And i-i will say
that, you know,

You threw a name first.

Not that it's right that
I called a name back,

But I was inebriated.

I had no place being--

- Did you take in her
apology the next day?

- Yeah, no, I mean,
that kinda stuff,

It's-it's not to
be taken seriously.

It's just end of the night--

I wouldn't call it banter,
but, you know, yeah.

- Aaron, from rochester,
new york, said,

"Jen, you became another
person when drunk.

"Was it because of
the stress of the job,

"Were you missing
your daughter,

"Or what was it?"

- To be honest with you,

It was absolutely
hard to watch.

It's not who I am.

I don't normally
drink like that.

I usually
barely even drink.

If I do, it's champagne,
like, on the weekend.

Maybe even
every other weekend.

- Kyle, your reaction to jen
taking a bite of your food

Was...

- Intense.
- Intense.

- He knows the rules.
- I have to say...

- He knows the rules.
- I pulled that fork out

Of the silverware roll.

I didn't-i didn't
lick it before.

- I do.
I just find it very odd.

- We have something
called manners.

This woman has none.

- Really?
- End of.

- You're gonna say
that one action,

Blanket statement,
I have no manners.

- You have no manners.
- It was a clean fork.

- You-- listen,
it doesn't matter.

- Oh, it doesn't?
- You ask before you do it.

- Uh, fair enough.
- You go, "oh, oh.

"Do you know what?
Let me get"-- sorry.

This is a bit of
a thing with me,

- Clearly.
- Now, it might be my thing.

But in my family--
- I didn't know,

And I apologize.

- It was just very,
like, dramatic.

- It was a little dramatic.
- You do this every time

When, like,

I'm not touching this
whole entire plate.

- Before she
took your food,

Was there a moment
when you thought

Maybe the
two of you--

Something was gonna
happen between the two--

- I don't know, really.

The fact is, you know,

I-i spent a lot of time with
a lot of men on [indistinct]

Up in the artic circle.
- Uh-huh.

- So, when I see
an attractive lady,

I'm going straight
in for it.

- When you're on those fishing
boats with all those guys...

- Yeah.

- ... Does it become kind of
a hole is a hole mentality

Up there?
- Like jail?

- I've seen some very,
very strange things.

But the fact was,
she was an attractive girl.

I could see she was having
a bit of a hard time.

I was like,
do you know what?

Even if nothing happened,

Let's go out and
have a good time.

That's all I
really wanted to do.

And so, it happened, and we--
- and then she took the bite,

And that was it for you.
- She ----ed up.

She's dead to me now.
- Wow.

- No, but-but--
okay, I can't.

- Jen, uh, mariah,
from phoenix,

Wants to know if you
really think everyone
looked down on you.

- I feel like a lot of the
crew forgot about, you know,

The moments where
they were first green,

And I just--
I think that...

[Sighs]
I definitely am not playing
the victim by any means.

I definitely am
fully aware of the fact

That I can be a lot
to handle at times.

[Laughing]
do you need to excuse
yourself for a second?

- No, I'm laughing at--
I'm laughing at lee.

- Talk about manners.
You certainly have none, sir.

- 'Cause you're
a [bleep] liar.

- Did she play the victim?
- Easy.

- I'm a liar?
What am I lying about?

- I think that,
on your first yacht,

It's easy to think that
you're doing the most work.

I certainly felt
the same way.

I was similar to jen
on my first yacht.

- Oh, jesus.
- Goodness gracious.

- Bri, bailey
from san jose said,

"You were promoted
at the end of the season.

"Had that been something
you were working towards?"

- I definitely appreciated it,
especially coming from kate.

Um, but, I mean, personally,
I thought I came on the boat

A second stew.

- Jen, did she deserve it?

- Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna
rain on someone's parade.

Bri worked hard.

She's been in the industry
obviously longer than I have,

And I think that people
deserve to be rewarded

For hard work.

- Ej, marge from tucson said,
"do you think kate

"And the stews
did a good job?

"Was kate
a good chief stew?"

- I think, uh, kate
has a lot of experience,

And she knows
what she's doing.

The rest of the crew--
the rest of the girls,

They're not as
well-versed in, you know,

Different yachts
and how the common ground,

The formula that,
uh, stews would operate on.

So, these stews
are comin' in, you know,

With no experience prior
or very little, and, you know,

She's trying--
- I have more than--

I have more than
very little. Sorry.

- Well-- and she's trying
to work with what she got.

So, you know, things
are fallin' a little apart.

They're going
in a little disarray,

But I think she kinda
pieced it together

And got it through
the season, you know?

- Kate and jen, chelsea from
oklahoma city wants to know

Where you two stand now and
if you would together, again.

- No one makes me laugh
harder than jen,

And I think,
in yachting,

That's a valuable
asset, as well,

Because you're working
long days in close quarters.

Laughter is a good
characteristic.

Um, and we are friends,
good friends.

- Agreed, yeah.
- So, you would work with her.

- Yes. I'm not sure if I would
work with her in yachting.

[Laughing]
but, you know,

Maybe I could do something--
- opening a cafe?

- Sure. I'm just saying
she's a pleasure to be around.

- She's knows
how to work a keurig.

[Laughing]
- okay.

- But I'm not sure
that yachting is for her.

- Well, I was speaking
about yachting.

- In yachting.
- Yes.

- Um, sure, but i-i would
love to see her in her el--

- I don't believe it.

- I would like to see her
in her element more.

- Okay.

- 'Cause I think
she has strengths

That are suited
for other industries.

- Up next...

- We appreciate
your teamwork,

But we'd appreciate it

If you didn't boast
about it so much.

♪♪♪

Season five reunion.
I'm andy cohen.

He spent this season trying
to learn the ropes

But wound up getting
burned by ropes.

Joining us via skype,
it's "valor" deckhand, bruno.

Hey, bruno.
- Hey, what's up?

- Hi.
- He looks
a little beefed up.

- Wow!
- Holy smokes!

- Bruno, I mean,
you-you-you're all jacked.

- Look at him.
[Growling]

[Laughing]
- why do you have--

Take your shirt off.
- Is that creatine?

- I heard you're engaged
to your partner.

Mazel.
Congratulations.

What's his name?

[Laughing]
- joseph.

- Joseph.

Since you're engaged to a guy,
you're officially g*y?

- If I am g*y,
if you wanna label it,

Yeah. Sure.
- Um--

- Uh, I know that I'm engaged
to a beautiful heart

And a beautiful person.
- Aww.

- Oh, wait.

- But if that-if that-
if that's what gives me

A title of g*y, why not?
I'm happy with it.

- Um, are you
team nico or team ej?

Casey from greenport,
new york wants to know.

- Team nico for sure.

- Whoa.
- Um, why?

- Well, it is
very simple, though.

Nico was there
in the beginning.

He was the one
teaching me everything,

And it was the one
supportive, and, um,

Regardless what-whatever
he was going through

With his private issues,
and he was still there for me.

- Chef matt's first season
in "valor's" galley

Started off good.
Then, things got choppy.

And between the mystery
of the lost lobsters

To the ice cream meltdown,

The guests didn't always
think his food was well done.

Watch.

- I learned how to cook
through great chefs.

I could get any
chef job possible,

But working on yachts
is a more intimate process.

♪♪♪

- The risotto
is not cooked enough.

- How is your steak?

- It's more like
medium well.

- I think I may have
blown the dinner.

- They did say her steak
was past medium.

- Okay.
- He's just kind of, like,

Shrugging it off.
That's a problem.

- Wait, is that chocolate?

I hate chocolate ice cream.
- Matt, matt, kate.

- I've realized I should be
with the person I left behind.

I'm coming.
- Well, they're sitting.

- Okay.

- It shouldn't be my job
to make sure the chef

Is doing his job.
- I need nine pieces.

- Consider it done.

- I like having
a little sous chef.

- I was looking
for something fresh.

- I have every confidence
that matt could probably

Come up with the menu
all on his own.

Why is matt depending
on bruno for ideas?

He's a ----ing deckhand.

- Um, have you
tried the scallops?

They're gummy.

- I need to put
my personal sh-- aside

And focus on the meal.

- Matt's finally decided to
step up this game

In the last charter.

Thank you.

- Go. Pepper.
- Yay.

- That looks great, man.

- All right, we're gettin'
ready for foam here.

- It's very good.
- Tastes great.

- They're loving it.
- I'm leaving a better chef.

- Matt, looked like
a rough season for you.

- It was really rough.
- Why was it so rough?

- I had some personal things
happening back home,

And I brought that
to the workplace.

So, you know,
I wish I didn't.

I wish I hadn't.

- Laurie from arlington,
virginia wants to know,

"Kate, have you missed ben
this season in the kitchen."

- Ben and I have
a very good banter.

Uh, he makes me laugh,
and, obviously,

That's important when
you're working on a boat,

Um, but it's also nice to have
a break from his intensity,

And I enjoyed
working with matt.

- Gloria r. Wants to know

Why the chef doesn't
have a sous chef.

Seems to her like
he needs one.

- He did.

- I did.
I had a great sous chef.

- Bruno, but bruno
is a deckhand.

I mean--
[laughing]

- But, you see,
you can't just--

He's labeled a deckhand,

But he can also do
other things like--

- Bruno doesn't like labels.
- He doesn't.

I was just about to
say the same thing.

- He doesn't like labels.
- Am I deckhand?

Am I a sous chef?
He's wherever he is.

- Stewardess.

- He was the,
uh, utility tool.

- That's right.
- Right, right.

- I agree.
- He's a fluid guy, andy.

- Bru knows.
Bru knows it all.

- Bruno, why did you come in
and help matt so much?

- Um, well, it is
an area that I love.

I mean, cooking is something
that I do every single day.

So, when I looked to matt,
and I really saw, like,

He needed help besides
just me cleaning his dishes,

I was like, yeah, sure.
Why not?

I'm just gonna give you
help with that,

And-and I think
it worked really well.

I mean, he is
a great listener,

And he's willing to
let someone help him,

And that was great.

- Um, liz from omaha,
nebraska said,

"Matt, uh, you really stepped it
up in the last charter.

"Do you think you'd have been
able to prepare that meal

"Without kate's direction?"

- Absolutely not.
- Absolutely not.

- Wow.
- No.

Kate helped me throughout
the whole season

And with every single plate

'Cause, in the galley,

You can't see some of
the reactions of the guests,

You know?

So, the last pow wow
we had was great.

I loved it, and it showed
how much of a team player

She is to help me.

- Bruno, why are you
laughing?

- Because it was great,
her reaction,

When she actually helped
you the last charter,

But the entire season,
the only thing I saw

Afterwards,
after leaving "valor,"

It was just criticism,

And I didn't see her
actually sitting with you

Like she did
on the charter,

The previous charters,
and helping you.

I mean, she even said
that your banana foster

Was like a seagull's sh--.

So, i-i really
don't understand.

- It was.
No offense, it was.

- Criticisms--
constructive criticism,

And it did look
like sh--.

[Laughing]
- well, kate, was
bruno actually helpful

In the galley,
or was he a know it all?

- He was very helpful with
that one dessert, the ba*ls.

When I saw you guys
over in the corner

Just cupping those ba*ls,
you were so into it.

Um, no, I think you were
a little bit, um, out of line,

Entitled, and, uh,
we appreciate your teamwork,

But we'd appreciate it if you
didn't boast about it so much.

- Bruno, unfair
criticism by kate?

- Well, I don't know.

I mean, I really tried
to approach her

Since the beginning
of the season

And tried
to be helpful

And trying to turn
things around with her,

But she just seemed that
she was cutting my legs

All the time with no reason
when I was just trying to help,

So that's what
I'm trying to say.

- You did it to yourself.

- Bri, shannon
from fresno said,

"Would you rather have
jen or bruno as a stew?"

- Bruno.

- What were your thoughts
on matt as a chef

And his evolution?

- It was too little
too late.

I wanted to-- I wanted to see
the matt that we saw

On the last charter
from jump street

Because I always felt that
matt had it inside of him.

- Yeah.
- That he didn't need bruno.

He didn't need anyone
other than what he has,

What he possesses in his
own mind and his talents.

- Kate, do you think bruno
would make a better stew

Than deckhand?

- I wouldn't work with him
because I don't think

He respects me, but I think
he would be a wonderful stew.

- Bruno,
do you respect kate?

- I do respect everyone
as long everyone respects me,

As well.

People has to understand
that regardless your stripes,

Your position,
respect is mutual.

And kate, unfortunately,
a lot of moments,

It was just
very unpleasant

And very disrespectful
to people. So--

- All right, bruno,
congratulations

On your engagement
and thanks for joining us.

- Thank you, guys.
- See ya, bruno.

- Love you, bru-bru.
- See you later.

- Miss you.
- Up next...

- Shoulda kissed baker.

[All]
- aww!

- Do it, do it,
do it now!

- Well, before

- Well, before
we disembark,

I have a few
remaining questions

For the crew
of the "valor."

Captain lee, gail from
san mateo, california said,

"From everybody
you have as a crew member,

"Who would you select
as your all-star crew team?

From everyone you've had
a crew member

From, um,
all the seasons.

- I would keep kate
as chief stew.

Nico would be in there
in some fashion.

I'm not quite sure what,
but I still-- you know,

He has the talent.
I like eddie a lot.

Kat-- I thought kat
was an outstanding stew.

Ben-ben-ben was
a good chef.

Uh, yeah, I would--
I would work with ben, again.

- Kelley?

- Yeah, I would work
with kelley, as well.

- Uh, taylor from long beach,
california said,

"Nico, you told baker
that, after the season,

"You were going home
to join

"A plumbing
apprenticeship program.

"Did you do it?"
- Uh, i-i did do it.

I'm working
for my family's,

Uh, plumbing and concrete
company, right now,

Uh, and then also studying
to get my captain's license

Because me and my brother
are buying a boat in chicago.

- Awesome.
- That's great.
- That's cool.

- So, I'm gonna be chartering
it out next summer.

- What kind of boat?
- What did you name it?

- Uh, I don't know yet.
We're still looking. So...

- Awesome.
- Party boat.

- What am I gonna name it?
- Yeah.

- Congrats.

- Anyone have any regrets
from the season

That they didn't get
to talk about today?

- Shoulda kissed baker.

[All]
- aww!

- Do it, do it,
do it-- do it now.

- Do it now.

- Oh, gosh, it's like the
kiss cam at baseball games.

- There's too much pressure.
Come on.

- Not romantic enough--
you're a gentleman.

- Do a hobby. Do a hobby.
- Take her out tonight.

At least ask her
to-to dinner tonight.

- Any, uh,
any friendships?

Like, I mean, it seems
like you and jen

Made a real friendship.

- I think that I'm friends
with everybody here,

But jen and I
certainly clicked.

I think we're cut from
the same cloth, florida girls.

- Yeah, me and matt have
a little bromance going on.

- Yeah.
- We've been hanging out.

- Baker is my girl.
- Keep flying in and out.

- Nice.
- Holla.

- Kyle, did you make a friend?

- I'm just lonely
all the time.

- Nice.
- I wonder why.

- I beat ej at foosball,
though, today.

So, me and-- me and ej
are starting something.

We're starting something.

Oh, you're gonna
leave me hanging?

Oh, cheers.
Thank you.

- All right.

Well, the captain
doesn't need any--

You have-- you have
mrs. Stud of the sea.

- I do.
- Yes.

- Yes.
All right.

Um, well, thanks, everybody.

It was a great season.
Thanks for watching.

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