12x04 - Island of Sausages

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Previously on "Below Deck"...

We have a five-day charter.

They’re all porn stars.

All of them.

Are you ready for
some BD energy?

Frenchy’s back!

- All the best, aye?
- Appreciate it. Thank you.

The Lord works
in mysterious ways.

God has me in this
situation for a reason.

- Yeah.
- Ooh, la, la.

In your opinion, do you
need to iron this sheet?

It’s about you.

We can’t have only
two people out here

when guests are
using the area.

- Okay.
- Safety first.

All right.
Ugh.

Things keep piling up.

And I need to know
if you’re up for this.

It is a lot on me.
I’m not going to lie.

If he doesn’t meet
expectations... he’s gone.

Ai, ai, ai.

[grunts]

You guys, sit down.

You’re serious.

Uh, so Cap called
me on the bridge,

and he asked me if
I’m up for it,

and if I think you guys
are up for it.

I supported us because
I honestly think

that I’m up for it,

but he did make a good point.

We have to get better
on many, many things.

Don’t come down here
and b*tch and moan at us.

Like, we’re----ing
working our asses off.

We’re not done.
We’ll finish later.

This is your fault, mate.
It’s not----ing our fault.

No.

We don’t want any burnt bodies.

How are we finding everything?

[laughing]

I really think all of
my previous experience

would help me.

I was bartender in
a five-star hotel

in the French Riviera.

I was a beautician,
a masseuse.

I was a waxer.

So...

And now I have a lot
of memories in my mind.

[glass shatters]

Hello.

God, you’re so talented
with these boards.

I love that.

Merci.
This is a----ing dream.

My pleasure.

- When you go back...
- Do you want me--

...can you to put
these over there?

Yeah, where exactly?

In the main salon. Remember?

We’ve been shown three or
four times where these go.

- Piece of cake.
- Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Pleasure.

Ai, yi yi yi yi.

[grunts]

[yawns]

So, I believe we’re
going on excursion

around seven o’clock.

At night’s time, we're
going to have kayaks.

And when you’re finished,
it’s going to be

- a glow party.
- The whole night’s themed neon.

Yeah.

So, wearing a neon
thong is good.

A neon thong.

Steely, steely, steely, steely.

You want to meet me on the bow
to do the slide.

I’m here already.

Go in your rashy.

What is rashy?

The one you swim in.

I’m going to find that.

Oh!

I’m okay.

Hey, Arnie.

I had a mini panic
attack last night.

[hyperventilating]

I think it just kind of hit me

working with stewardesses
that are green

and they just don’t
really understand

the less work they do,
the more work you have to do.

I didn’t have my
first panic attack

until sophomore year of college,

and I realized I was
going to fail the class.

I thought I was genuinely dying.

It definitely is,
like, something

I’ve been thinking about
more and more, like,

going to see someone and
talking about it.

But for now, how I deal
with it is just, like,

breathing and just remembering
that, like,

you’re tough
and you can make it through.

I’m still hot like that.

Do you think?

You are beautiful, baby girl.

[laughing]

Look at this.
Nice work.

So, I’ll take some pressure off.

I’ll take the guests
out tonight.

Sure.

Caio had a tough day, and
I feel compassion for that.

I’ve know some great mentors
who show me the right way.

And I want to be there so
I can support him to succeed.

I want the guy to succeed.

- I’ve got it.
- No worries, mate.

I did not bring
a c*ck ring to this.

Do you want one?
Trade secrets.

Would you like to do service
with me this evening?

Yes.

And then you don’t have
to do housekeeping

because you did such
a good job this morning.

Yes.
I’d love...

- Hey, Cap. How are you?
- Mate.

How are you keeping the place?

I mean, you know,
it takes more time,

more organization,
but it’s way more like...

Even the floor, I try
to keep the floor clean.

- Very important.
- Yes. Cool, man.

Looking forward to seeing
it all come together.

Yes, sir.

I’m going to take these
guests out on the boat.

Yes, sir.

Oh, wow.
That is so cool.

Jess, did you see that?

- What?
- The kayaks.

Yeah, it’s cool, huh?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Let’s do this.

Oh, my God!

Guys, have the
best time ever.

Captain, you look beautiful
with blue hair.

It’s my natural color.

- Oh, that’s really cool.
- Bye, guys. Enjoy.

Bye-bye.

So, look.
See that big thing there.

It’s a shark?

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, my God.
There’s fish down here, yeah?

Yeah.

They’re so cute.

I really hope they don’t sink.

Wow. This is beautiful.

Fish jumps on the boat.

Just don’t flip it.
Don’t turn the boat.

At night, everything
comes alive.

There’s turtles.
There’s fish.

There’s beautiful reef.

The glow of the kayaks
is incredible.

They’re gonna see things
that you’ll never see

during the day.

The best part of yachting for me
is the adventure of it.

I think it’s just awesome.

Absolutely epic.

- [champagne pops]
- Yeah!

- Woo!
- Yes!

That’s the way to
drink champagne.

[laughing]

I love it!

Doesn’t he look so hot?

Let’s just do the table, please.

- Yep.
- Yeah.

Oh, yes!

How was it?

Guests coming on board.

Focus. Focus. Okay.

All right.
Good job, everyone.

- See you later, cap.
- Have a good night, guys.

I’m gonna turn in
early tonight, okay?

Cheers.

Okay, let’s go.

Well, no. Just standby.

Ah,----ing hell.
Okay.

Lawrence is not here anymore,
so now everything is on me.

This is the first dinner,
and I have so much to lose.

I can’t chew it.

No, that’s some chewy-a*s sh--.

It’s cold. Captain's not
gonna like it.

This is the worst day
of my life, I think.

It’s my superbowl right now,
and I gotta win this game.

Ooh.

All right.

So, focus. Focus.

This is what g*y heaven is?

Okay, the lights are lighting.

If I remember anything
from this trip is that you

guys like a bit of doggy style,

and therefore we have a
gorgeous dog facing you.

Wow.

Rainbow doggy style.

It’s nine o'clock.
Go to bed.

I need to do the log.

- Yeah, I’m going.
- We’ll talk tomorrow.

Hello, hello, hello.

Tonight’s first course
will be sushi.

Yum.

This isn’t shrimp, is it?

- Oh, I’m so sorry.
- I’m allergic to shellfish.

I’m so sorry, about that.
That’s my mistake.

[bleep].
Chef, come on.

That would have
been interesting.

- Chef, Chef.
- What?

Shellfish allergy.

Marcel.

Oh, he’s got a shellfish
allergy. Very important.

Everyone needs to know this.

This is history
repeating itself. Already.

Read the goddam
preference sheets.

This cannot happen again,
because I’m not going to

start worrying
about the decision

to bring him back this soon in.

We can’t make these mistakes,
because we look stupid now.

Sorry.

It’s like creativity comes

after preference sheet
and allergies.

Oh, do do do do do do.

That’s the first and
the last mistake.

No more goddam mistake.

Good catch.

I need to know that you
guys are on my side.

There is, like...

[imitates siren]

He asked me, are you up to this?

I said, man, yeah.

- But it’s new.
- But it is something new.

Yeah, I can’t say that
it’s not something new.

It’s a challenge for me in a way

because I’ve never
had a four people team.

We’re going to----ing
win this sh--.

I----ing promise you.

When Kerry comes down on me,
it’s kind of a wake up call.

When I was a kid in school.

I was good at everything,
like the best student

on the class
and all that sh--.

And so, I mean, I want to
do the best I can, of course.

And then if I make a mistake,
it’s not the best I can.

And I don’t like that.

Are you good, though?

Yeah, I’m good. I'm good.

I think there’s a lot
of creators that are

introverted that
pretend to be extroverted.

Yeah, I hate people.

Yeah, you don’t pretend
to be extroverted.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, are they going to like me?
Duh, duh, duh, duh.

[laughing]

Let’s do this.

Oh, my gosh.

Hello.

Oh, that’s beautiful.

This epic pineapple.
It’s so good.

Housekeeping.

- Always start with the bed.
- Yeah.

Because when you walk in,
that’s the first thing you see.

Whew!

Okay.
So you can go down, my love.

Please get one of the
girls to come up and help you.

Yeah. I say good night.

Yes. Have a good one.

- Talk to me.
- I’m going to go to sleep.

- I’ll take this out.
- You got it?

- Yeah.
- You sure. You need help?

No, no, no.
I’m all good.

Okay.

Make sure everything’s
good up there.

- Sleep well, yeah?
- Ciao.

- Finish.
- Finish?

- Okay.
- Okay.

I go upstairs for help him.

- You look very hot.
- Hot.

- Yeah.
- Hot, hot.

No, hot, hot.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

All right, let’s go.

Excuse me.

Tonight for the dessert,
we have a banana nutella samosa.

Mmm.

It’s like...
but nutella.

It’s so good.

I got work to do.
Stop distracting me.

What are you...

[laughing]

Everybody get ready
for the hot tub.

Outfit change.

Deck crew, deck crew.

The guests are just
going to the hot tub.

Just so you know.

Copy.

Okay, cool. I have to go
to bed now because

I can’t stay up any longer.

Okay, let’s have a chat.

So, I would love for you
to focus on this area.

- Yeah.
- Everything on the table,

try to put them back in the deco
cupboard in a nice way.

Any questions?

Awesome. Thank you.

All right.
It’s time to clean.

[shouting]

[laughing]

- Hi.
- Hi, babe.

I do faster as I can.

Bar main salon is done.

[gasps]

- You’re going to be very...
- Oh, my God. I’m so...

I thought you was angry at me.

No, no, no, no.
I’m proud of you.

- No.
- You coming down here.

I was...

And telling me that you did
things

that I didn’t ask
you to do.

You cleaned the bar.
That’s so----ing amazing.

God heard my prayers.

- ing yes!

It’s kind of sad that I'm
this excited about Solene,

like just doing the
basics of her job.

Go to bed.
I love you.

See you.

[grunting]

Good night.

I thought I was going
to be way worse.

Oh, my God.

What the [bleep]?

That’s pretty----ing sucky.

Like, I have zero faith in her.

I have zero trust in her.

Sometimes I do feel
like it would be better

if she just wasn’t here.

Okay, b*tch.

Coming up...

Oh, we’re not ready.

Give us a five minutes, man.

Caio, what the [bleep]?

You bringing guests
before I’m ready,

it’s going to [bleep] me over.

So, can you not?

Should have called me
and said

I’m heading back
with the guests.

I’m getting super frustrated.

[yawning]

Voila.

Let’s go to breakfast.

Okay, chef, chef, chef.

Guests are moving up
to the table.

Copy that.

Deck team, deck team.
Let’s get this show on the road.

Okay, cap, cap.
I’m start hauling the anchor.

Scrambled eggs with some chives.

Can I get eggs over medium?

Yes, you can.

Vegetable and egg white omelet.

- Do you guys have oatmeal?
- Yes.

I’m very glad I had my
phone on me for this one.

Rainbeau has taken over.

Have you taken charge?

I have officially
taken over this room.

I’m good.

I have no problem with
her personally, bro.

You know, when she
doesn’t work, I work.

Three times as hard.

You’re amazing.
You’re work non-stop.

Thank you very much.

- How you doing?
- Good.

Do you want to come
on the beach?

Lots of nudity.

But lots of great
food and decor.

Yeah.

One shot, release, release.

That is one shot
in the water, Cap. One shot.

Copy, copy.

Caio, Caio, can you come up
to the bridge, please, mate?

We’ll go through it
this morning’s plan.

Okay. Copy, copy, I’m coming.

I’m going to go to the beach.

Okay.

And I need you
as my second onboard.

Welcome towels on the ready.

I really do try to be
like a good crewmate.

And so I don’t want
to complain about Solene.

I feel like not
talking about feelings

is like an armor.

So I just like put on
my stew face.

Life’s going to get
uncomfortable sometimes.

You’re just going to
have to deal with it.

Welcome drinks.

I also want you to
allocate breaks for everyone.

Copy.

We’ll bring the tender around.

We’ll load the tender,
get it packed

and get the first wave ashore.

- You got your checklists?
- Mm-hmm.

What’s with you and So-So?

We’ll share a few cheeky
messages back and forth.

So nah, yeah, all’s good.

All’s good.

Look at you go.
Young love.

If you’re not fast,
you’re last, so they say.

Amen.

I hope this is a nice beach.
My God.

Please don’t send me
somewhere hideous.

Kerry, Kerry, Caio,

we’re leaving to get
the stuff on the beach.

Copy, mate.

We’re going to get
changed for the beach.

Tony is douched and
ready, everyone.

I’m so glad to get off
that boat for a second.

Yeah, [bleep] yeah, boys.

I would have loved to
be nude on the nude beach.

I love a nude beach.

Everything’s better
when you’re naked.

Careful.

These boys are going
to have a good day.

Good luck.

Mm, get some fuel.
You’re working hard.

Two more nights.

I’ve never worked
in the charter before.

Here’s my first time.

My girlfriend, they’d get
one day off a week.

How did you met her?

She worked for me
when I was married.

A few years later, I said,
how about we go for dinner?

Well, I was in a relationship

and I’ve been cheated.

Mm-hmm.

...with me.

She was making plans with me,

like, oh, we’re going
to have a dog,

we’re going to have a baby,

we’re going to have
this, this, this.

And then she cheat on me.

He was our friend.
Yeah.

A lot of people come to tell me,

Barb, we were seeing that.
We knew it.

They had something.
They were all the time together.

After everything happened,

I don’t think now
I’m ready for a relationship.

I don’t trust anymore.

You know, I don’t know.

It’s just, like,
maybe got trauma.

If I love this person so much
and she did this with me,

how do I love someone else?

Once I stopped my misses,
I didn’t want any relationships.

I just wanted to work on myself.

Like, I stopped drinking.
I started exercising more.

And that’s where
I’m changing myself,

so that I’m attracting
the right kind of person.

And you know what?

You wouldn’t be
in this situation

- if you couldn’t handle it.
- Exactly.

I believe completely about it.

- It’s great chatting with you.
- Good chat.

Oh, my God, what a swimsuit.

You look amazing.
Your chariot awaits.

How is it working
with our good old bosun?

Uh, challenging.

See you all, my berries.

All right, captain.

All right, let’s start
the party, gentlemen.

He knows a lot of sh--.

His communication needs work.

Deck crew on the beach, guests
incoming, guests incoming.

Give us five minutes, man.
- ing hell.

Keep going round the bank.

Copy, copy, copy, copy, copy.

Some warning would be nice.

Caio, what the [bleep]?

You bring a guest
before I’m ready,

it’s gonna [bleep] me over,
so can you not?

Skyy, you can be nude here.

- We can?
- Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Pleasure.

Oh, God.

What have I signed
myself up to?

And then we can start
working on the c*ck.

[laughing]

If this was a porno,

I’d probably call
it "Sandy Crotch."

What would you call it?

La plage au saucisse.
La plage au saucisse.

- "The Beach of Sausages."
- [laughs]

Go ahead.

Can you please drop
what you’re doing

and jump into Cabins, please?

She’s a very...

Crazy.

- Rainbeau?
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Queen Cabin.

Yeah, but I’m working,
I’m not finished.

Yeah, this is a little
bit more important

because the guests come
back in 30 minutes

and cabins aren’t done,
we’re----ed.

- Right?
- Okay.

We’re totally----ed.

Which one do you want me...

That Cabin is done,
can you jump into that one?

- That one?
- Yes.

Now I have to
start this table.

b*tch, come on.

Double portion for you, sir.

The p*nis asparagus. Yum.

[laughing]

Oh, you’re...
I think you have too much hair.

On the floor.
On the floor.

You’re a very bad ninja.
You’re a very bad ninja.

I’m scared, right?

Rainbeau? She said it’s
the end of the world,

we have to go fast.

I don’t know.

I just tell her maybe
you need to drink matcha.

I don’t know.

I think Rainbeau
really works a lot.

But I don’t think
Rainbeau knows how to say

in a nice way.

It’s like, hey, bro,
like, oh, don’t do it.

I’m not gonna say please,
I’m not gonna say thank you.

I’m sorry, this conversation's
a waste of my time.

Queen cabin.

Yeah, but I’m working
and not finished.

Yeah, this is a little
bit more important.

Just not my vibe.

Maybe she needs sex
to relax the body.

[laughing]

Over here, guys.

We’ve got a special something
for you

that our deck crew have made.

- It’s a huge d*ck!
- Thank you. Yeah!

[laughing]

- Hey, boys.
- Ready?

Three, two, one.

p*nis!

- Are cabins done?
- Yeah.

Okay. Go on your break.

Can I maybe finish the pantry?

Because I never finish,

and always you told me
to do this, this, this.

So maybe I just finish,
it will be quick.

I just need you to go on break
before they come back.

Because if they come back and
you’re on break, we're----ed.

Oh, I mean,
I can’t never finish.

So finish everything, Rainbeau.

I’m sorry, but today, you're
who, who, who, what?

I go on break.
See you in one hour.

Look at me, stop, stop.
I don’t want to hear it.

Just stop, just stop.

I’m trying my best.

- There’s nothing you can do.
- I’m trying to be calm.

- I know, I know.
- This is----ing ridiculous.

[grunts]

[shouting]

- You good?
- Yep.

Come on, pop that p*ssy.

[laughing]

[radio static]

Come on.

Can someone just repeat
what was just said?

Just ridiculous.

[grunts]

[laughing]

I’m having the most stressful
hour of my----ing life.

Let me tell you something.
Just treat her as a big kid.

We have to treat her
like this otherwise we...

- Yeah, I don’t know.
- She won’t help us.

- ing legend’s,
coming up quickly, yes.

[shouting]

We better get a good
tip from this.

- ing right.

Barbara, Barbara,
guests are here.

How are we doing, guys?

- [chattering]
- Yes.

Coming.

Okay, so I’m
getting super frustrated

because I’ve been sitting
at the wheelhouse

hanging out waiting
for the comms.

Right, so I should
have picked up the radio.

You could have grabbed
the radio so you could call me

and say I’m heading
back with the guests.

Okay.

All right, so what I’ll do is,

if you want to stay
here with the guests,

I’ll run back and
go get Fraser and the boys.

- Okay.
- Okay?

Mmm.

Yes!
Represent!

I know, right?

Once we pack this up,
the rest is easy.

Are you guys starving also?

There’s food in the crew mess.

I’m good for now, so...

What a day.

How are you doing?

There was just,
like, a little incident.

Tell me.

I just tried to
send Solene on her break

and she just basically
said no to me.

Otherwise,
everything’s vacuumed.

Laundry is good, it is running,

and now table is being set.

Five days is a long time.

We have theme after
theme after theme.

This is asking a lot of us,

but this is going
to be fun.

The guests have requested
this S&M,

Venetian, private members vibe,

and I am feeling it.

[whip cracks]

Woo!

Bro.

[bleep]

Oh, my God.
Let’s go.

Now, she tell me, hey,
you’re never going to make it.

You’re never going to make it.

You’re a loser,
you will stay you’re loser.

Maybe you can get fired again...

Thanks, babe.

- Hi.
- How was your break?

I slept. I sleep.

I just go bed and sleep,
and that’s all.

- Can we hug it out?
- Yeah.

It’s okay, it's okay, it’s okay.

She’s like, oh, I'm so sorry.
I was mad at you.

- I just...
- I know you’re stressed.

It’s okay.

Okay.

Wait, what...

Wait for what,
mother----er, huh?

I’m seeing you starting
to kind of nosedive.

One of the things I can
do for you to succeed, mate.

You’re not thriving.

I’m gonna ask you to leave.

It’s over for me.

Shut the [bleep] up.

Boom.

Blegh!
Oh [bleep].

How you enjoying this season?

- Yeah, it’s good, mate.
- Yeah.

I mean, obviously, Jared
last year was a bit scatty.

Caio seems to have a bit
more knowledge about him.

Yeah.

I think he maybe needs to
think more about the guests.

But yeah, I love it, mate.

It’s nice being
back as well.

I appreciate you having me
back as well, honestly.

It’s good to have
you back, mate.

We’re ready for our dark
Venetian night, baby.

Yes.
Oh, my God.

Ah, so naughty.

You look so good.

Okay, time to rock
out with my c*ck out.

[knocking]

This word is to be used to enter
our dungeon this evening.

Thank you.

What is it?
Safe word. Open it.

Okay.

Please all gather here!

- Oh!
- Oh, we’re coming.

I don’t know
what’s got into me,

but I’m taking this
to a whole new level.

You all look sh--.

This is our game tonight,
not yours.

Coming up...

Let’s go party.
Eat your food, mother----er.

He’s got an erection.

Hey!

Fraser is a good kisser.

Safe word?

- Stunning.
- Oh my gosh.

[gasps]

We’re playing
characters tonight.

We’re not smiling.

Let’s go, let's go.

I’m off.
Cheers. Have a good sleep.

Cheers, mate.

This is your chef.

He makes the food, you idiots.

Well, it’s something
with tomato, cucumber,

I don’t really care,
so just eat whatever you want

because I don’t care.

Do you think he spit in this?

[laughing]

I am definitely going to get
into S&M after this season.

Ow.

I think Fraser is actually
enjoying this role.

A little one. Ow.
Ooh, la, la.

Housekeeping.

Obviously, it’s a
pasta with a black pesto.

Black pesto?

- Thank you, chef.
- Don’t say thank you.

Sorry, chef.

Yeah.

Do you know what is it?
Come here.

It’s a ring.

Did you sign your consents?

Do you agree with fisting?

- No.
- No, no, no.

Mixed group.

Did you imagine us
laughing together four days ago?

I’m happy now.

Because you’ve been such
a good boy today.

- Yes, mistress.
- You get your treat.

A good boy?
I don’t know.

But I’m fine.

We hope that you’ve enjoyed
your evening this evening.

We’re so sorry
for being total b*tches.

That main pasta dish was
our absolute favorite dish.

Anthony has slayed this dinner.

I’m so proud of him.

That’s the chef that I know.

Have a great night.

You as well.

All crew, all crew.
I’m going down, good night

and thank you for everything.

I can’t feel my feet.

I can’t believe we have
another full day of this.

[groans]

Let the games begin.

Woo!

Oh, God, I’m----ing
exhausted, bro.

Heard you want to ride
our big banana?

- I do.
- Woo!

Fire it up, bro.

That’s perfect.

Here’s to our big g*y brunch.

[cheering]

Let’s get this show on the road.

Yes!

Yes yes.

p*nis.

- Amazing.
- p*nis!

Five day charter fatigue,
it’s just it.

- Got you down, huh?
- Oh, yeah.

Welcome to the Garden
of Adam and Steve.

- Oh, my God.
- Fraser, thank you so much.

My feet, honestly,
they just don’t work anymore.

I’m tired.

- I’m so tired.
- I’m so tired.

Very tired.

Ugh, got one more day.

[alarm beeps]

- Ow!
- [laughing]

Oh, I cannot wait to
drop these guys off.

I want to get this breakfast.
over and done with easily.

Oh, yeah.

That’s St. Barts
over there, isn’t it?

I’ve never been to St. Barts.

So beautiful.

Hey!

Look at who is here.

- How are you?
- I’m doing great.

I canceled my egg
white order today

because I just want to eat all
the bad food for the last day.

Good, good, good.

Interior, can we get into
our whites, please?

Copy.

Guys, we’re getting
into our whites now.

God, I hate this outfit.

Oh!

- Okay.
- Yeah?

Okay.

Solene makes me melt.

I want to get to know her
a bit more

because there’s a
definite spark there.

All crew, aft deck, please.

Guests are getting
ready to depart.

This was such a good time, guys.

It’s time to say goodbye.

No, I don’t want to go.

They want to cheers.

Thank you.

Thank you so much for
this wonderful week.

Chef, the food was
out of this world.

From me and the boys, mwah.

- This is for you.
- Oh, thank you very much, mate.

Appreciate it.

- Ciao.
- See you, mate.

We love you, Saint David’s crew!

Sweet.

Good work, guys.

All righty, what a charter.

Let’s get our off time uniforms,

and I’ll call you guys up
in a short period of time

and we’ll talk about
what’s in this bad boy.

[cheering]

I guess we can eat
before anything else.

I just want to go to bed
and play my guitar.

- Woo! Woo! Woo!
- Woo!

That’s a naked man alert.

[phone rings]

Hello.

Babe, how cool is Damo?

I think he’s super attractive.

But I spoke to
my boyfriend about it.

I was like, oh, it’s
fine for me to, like,

make out with people, right?

And he was like,
absolutely not.

Explain your relationship.

I’ve seen him five days in 2024.

I met my current boyfriend
in the industry

and, lo and behold, we
both have ridiculous schedules.

Yeah.

What we have,
you cannot find easily.

I just worry it’s
the wrong time sometimes.

You’re not feeling...

It’s not that I'm not feeling,
it’s just I'm fed up

of having a pen pal and
calling it a boyfriend.

All crew, all crew, please
meet me in the Sky Lounge

in five minutes.

Sky Lounge in five minutes.

Copy, copy.

All right, g’day, guys.

Guys and girls,
are you happy that’s over?

I am really impressed

with everyone’s
performance this charter.

The theme nights,
the water sports, the food.

This doesn’t reflect it, though.

It’s pathetic.

Is it that bad?

It’s pathetic.

Is it that bad?

$19,990.

It’s still $1,500 each.

Right.

But for a five-day charter,
you know what I mean?

I would expect a lot more...

- We got shafted!
- We got shafted!

What I can do, though,

is have us take you to
dinner tonight in St Barts.

And then tomorrow,
have a half-day off.

I’m gonna run you guys
in for brunch.

Ooh!

I think it’s a little better
than another $500, right?

- Yeah!
- [laughing]

Thank you so much.

I propose a toast for
the rest of the season.

Yeah!

Who’s going to join me?

- Let’s do it!
- Let’s do it!

The rest of the season
and a hell of a lot more money!

Have you not got
any linen trousers?

- I don’t.
- You do look hot, though.

That’s a price you
pay to look good.

It really is a little bit
of France on this island.

It’s for the rich and famous.

Coastline is epic.
Beautiful beaches.

High-end shopping.

It’s the perfect place
to have fun,

let your hair down,
and have a go.

- Thanks, Cap.
- Have a great night.

I’m starving.
I’m ready for some drinks.

I’m ready for the party.

Oh, that’s comfortable.

Oh, wow.
Do I need that much room?

Oh, sorry.

What do you want
to drink tonight?

Coffee or red bull?

- Saw so much p*nis.
- It’s all right.

Oh, my gosh.

I’ve never seen so
much p*nis in my life.

Uno mas, s’il vous plait.

- Apérol Spitz?
- What?

Uno mas is Spanish.

- Why did you say Spanish?
- You know what, she’s trying?

- [speaks Spanish]
- You are trying.

Si vous plait was good.

Why are you giving me that look?

I’m listening.

We haven’t spent much
time together.

You don’t know all my looks.

What were your first
impressions of me?

You’re like a
very funny, simple guy.

Mmm.
Thank you?

Thank you so much.
Oh, wow.

Guys, bon appetito.

Yeah, eat your
food, mother----er.

Let’s go party.

[gasps]

But what the hell is that?

He’s got an erection.

Let’s go.

Thank you, guys.

- Merci, ah.
- Merci. Au revoir.

I need to pee.

Whoa.

- Are we jacuzziing?
- Interior.

We’re the hottest in town.

We’re hot tubbing.
It’s a thing.

[shouting]

[chattering]

Oh, my goodness!

Fraser is a good kisser.

I’ve absolutely kissed
a bloke before.

Sometimes you want to keep
things fresh. Change it up.

I was watching TV one day.

I saw this guy and I was like,
oh, that guy’s good looking.

And I was like,
[bleep] am I g*y?

I guess I’ve always
been open to it

because I always thought I
was or would potentially be g*y,

like 50 years old, two kids,
wife, house and go,

whoops darling, I want
to run off with Rodrigo,

the pool boy now.

Everybody wants
to put people in a box

but I’m very
comfortable with who I am.

I’m into chicks and I just like
mashing dudes for a bit of fun.

It was amazing,
no for real,

it was beautiful to see

but the problem is
Fraser has a boyfriend.

I don’t personally think
it’s that much of an issue

but I don’t think this is
going to go down too well.

I don’t know
what’s got into me.

Jess, where are you going?

To bed.

Ohh la la.

Next on "Below Deck"...

This evening,
captain’s at the table.

So, timing...

Fraser wants to help me

but you cannot talk to me
like this.

I’m the----ing boss now.

I’m starting to think that Caio
is not cut out for this anymore.

I don’t think he's very used
to managing

a lot of people.

We need someone who’s
a bit more level-headed.

I just think he’s
out of his depth.