12x08 - Bad Romance

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Previously on "Below Deck"...

Management has decided
to get a villa.

Shut up!

Yes!

The best and the worst.
Yeah.

I would rather prefer
that someone break my finger

than break my heart.

I’ve always been kind of
used as an experiment

by straight people.

This evening,
captain’s at the table.

So timing.

Fraser wants to help me, but you
cannot talk to me like this.

I’m the ----ing boss now.

I genuinely care.

The master sheets are
still on the bed.

Why weren’t they all done
and taken to the main saloon?

Rainbeau was in the master.

She needs help, she needs ask

I feel like no matter
how much effort I put in,

it’s not good enough.

Come here.

It’s okay.
Oh, come here.

Come here.

I think I deserve a break.

[sobbing]

Gosh, I don’t feel very awake.

But you look immaculate.

That’s just my
general state, Damo.

Look it, we’re mopping.

I just got a little,
I don’t know, frustrated.

Yeah.

Like, after the tip meeting,

I sent them to cabins
to strip the beds, right?

Right.

And there’s no communication
or support of like,

hey, we did the bottom ones,
but master’s not done.

It’s very much like
Rainbeau will do it.

Up until this point,

I’ve been trying to be
the best teammate I can,

not sharing how
actually overwhelmed I am

and the lack of work that’s
actually getting done.

But like, I just feel
like nobody has my back.

At this point,
I’m just like over

trying to like, save them.

They don’t give
a [bleep] about me.

They don’t care.

The first opportunity they got,

they took out their shotguns

and they took the shot.

----ing snakes in the grass.

As soon as you’re done here,
you can go down.

Thank you.

I need to take
a shower and reset.

[phone ringing]

Good day, mate.

I’m in St. Martin
on the Dutch side.

It’s pretty cool.

-That’s crazy.
-Yeah.

What color braces
are you going to get?

Black.

Show me your teeth the day
before you get them changed.

[laughing]

Okay.

My son’s Sawyer’s 15 and
this year he’ll start driving.

Being away from my family is
the hardest part of yachting.

I want to take him to school
in the morning

and get him at lunchtime.

You know, ask him at their day,
being there, holding them.

It’s, uh...
looking forward to it.

Love you, guys.

Have a great day.
See ya.

Double check the garage, but
I think everything is good.

Interior, you can knock
off for the day.

Fraser, Fraser.
What’s your location?

I’m just in the sky lounge.

-How are you?
-All is good.

How are you doing?

I was wondering what you
were doing this evening.

I think we’re going out for
some dinner at some point.

-Yeah.
-What do you have on?

Well, it’s six o’clock.

So you’ve got time for a
couple of drinks tonight

and then we can go meet up with
the rest of the crew afterwards?

That sounds like
a really fun idea.

Sounds good.

Damo and I kissed.

Hey!

Damo is such a decent guy.

He’s attractive,
but he’s straight.

So it’s a straight date,
which is not a date.

It’s just a straight... thing.

Just get away
from all this nonsense.

I can’t wait.

What’s happening here?

I’m taking Fraser
for a drink tonight.

I think he’s going
to break up with you.

-He’s going to break up with me?
-Yeah.

Oh...

Should we hit the road?

I think we should.

-Do you?
-Yeah.

All right, guys.
Let’s go to dinner, guys.

I think it’s time to go.

-After you.
-Thank you.

Don’t look at my tush.

What do you want to drink?
What do you want?

-Cheers.
-Cheers to you.

To the family vacation,
b*tches.

Cheers!

I just wanted to know a
little bit more about you.

Yeah.

Hello.

Oh, good day.

-How are you doing?
-Yeah, I’m good. How are you?

Very good.

We’re going to have
an extended birthday.

-I can’t wait.
-I can’t wait.

Stillie’s come to me.

He’s told me that,
like, they’ve kissed.

She has been sneaking
kisses from me

throughout the past charter.

That’s fine. No, do not.
There’s no hard feelings.

For me, it’s not the fact
that they’ve kissed

that shocks me.

It’s the fact that, like,
So-so didn’t tell me.

I have two fears in life.

One of them is stingrays.

The other one is being
a bad, bad father.

Do you have a relationship
with your dad?

I do. I do.

Is it not good?

It’s not great.

So, I grew up in a
house with my old man,

my mum and my brother.

From my dad’s first marriage,

I have my two older sisters
and my oldest brother.

I have a sneaking suspicion
that my brother and I

were to appease my mum,
who always wanted kids.

I don’t really want
to bag my old man out.

What I will say is,

I’m his second litter
of kids, right?

So, he was happy
with the first three.

He didn’t need to
pump out another couple

at the ripe old age of 48.

So, I decided I would
never have kids

for the sake of having kids.

That’s why I’m Peter Panning
my way around the world

in this yachting industry.

We all go through
so much growing on.

I didn’t speak ’til
I was, like, six,

which is really weird.
It’s almost, like, psychotic.

So you’re making
up for lost time?

I think so.

I felt very uncomfortable.

And I still do
a lot of the time,

but I just have
to fight through that.

And then being g*y, I never
want to show any of myself.

I guess in the past,
like, five, six years,

I’ve been getting to know
myself as who I think I am.

See, it’s a process,
but I’m happy.

-Cheers.
-Thanks for organizing this.

Thanks for coming.

It was really fun
to get to know you.

How are you doing, Cheffie?

Yeah, baby.

Thanks for the pantry-ordering
provisions for us,

for our little family vacation.

Thank you, Cheffie.

But I’m excited because we’re
all of us cooked together.

Hell, yeah.

I’ll just get the bill
and get back.

Or do you want to
have sex on the table?

That sounds more favorable.

The season is my redemption.

Last season, I was probably
a little bit weak.

In this season, I feel like...

Nobody would stop me.

I’m here to support you
in every way possible.

I know you do.
You’re doing great.

In every way possible.

You and Fraser are my men.

Yes.

And I’m not going to let
anyone put me down this season

and even not Fraser.

But what I want,

I want you to tell me
everything Fraser tell about me.

I’m gonna let you know...

I’m not sure that’s
working at all.

That should have gone
in a while ago now.

Do what you’re going to do.
I can’t get involved now.

[bleep]

-This gives me so much anxiety.
-I know, bro.

I’m not going to tell you
what’s going on with Fraser,

because at the end of
the day, that’s my boss.

So last season, I trust him.

I forgive, but I don’t forget.

So I want to know if
I can trust this guy or not.

So after I got fired,

Barbie, told me, like,
Fraser is not your friend.

He makes you fired.

I love Fraser.
I love Barbie.

I don’t know who’s lying.

I can stop thinking about that.

One of them is
playing with me for sure.

And I don’t know who,
but I will find out.

Cheers to the storm.

The boat will go down,
but not us.

Two days in a villa
in St. Martin.

I think it’s going
to be utter chaos.

Coming up...

I forgive, but I don’t forget.

What do you not forget?

Fine.

Where is everyone?
Can we start?

I didn’t ----ing get you fired.

Look, Barbie, what she say.

I don’t care what
the [bleep] she says.

Oh, I could keep lying
down for days, man.

Sometimes I struggle to
sleep with you in my bed.

Okay, well...

Stillie came to me yesterday.

He said that, like, you guys
were still kissing and stuff.

But listen, I just want to know.

I don’t want Stillie
to come to me.

It’s okay.
It’s not a problem.

That’s right.
And I was...

I just don’t want to find
out from other people.

I’d like you to tell me.

With So-So, I know
I’m playing with fire.

I know she’s flirting with me,

and now she’s also flirting
with Stillie, like, red flag,

but it’s exciting, you know?

Something I haven’t
felt in a while.

I can’t stop feeling
what I feel for her.

Can I still kiss people?

Of course.
I’m okay with that.

Whatever you want.

Men, women, animals, dogs.

-Voila.
-Voila.

-Bon appetit, everyone.
-Bon appetit.

I mean, I guess I might
as well try the rice

so you’re not the only person.

Very good. Very good.

I went to sleep last night.

And there was in my bed,

I saw a t-shirt,
and then I smelled it

because I know her smell.

Hey, there’s the boys.

[shouting]

Who’s eating my chicken wings?

What’s your favorite
meal of all time?

In North Thailand,

there’s this place where
they do pig’s blood soup.

It’s just so hearty and local
and off the grid, right?

Like, I feel like when I
went there multiple times now,

it’s like you go into
a different dimension.

I got into yachting, probably
like a lot of other people,

I was traveling.

I was getting away from
the life that I had before.

I grew up as
a Jehovah Witness.

I didn’t celebrate birthdays.
I didn’t celebrate Christmas.

But I left when I was 17.

Me leaving the religion is
a huge point of conversation

with my parents.

I know for them,
there’s a lot of guilt.

They think that they didn’t
instill things in me properly.

It’s just a sore topic
with my mom and dad.

But I don’t think that
there’s anything wasted.

I think what would
have been wasted

is if I stayed in
that life that I didn’t like.

Magnifique!

Welcome back.

No worries.

There must be a
trick to this ----ing game.

No, just you need to
be good anyway.

Baby.

Rainbeau, your hair
smells so nice.

-Care for a walkie-walk?
-You and me?

Yeah.

Jessica!

I love that game.

Oh, two for two?
Two for two?

No, you wait, b*tch.

I told you I’m ----ing...

Oh, I’m very good at that game.

It’s me.

-Honey.
-Yeah?

It really k*lled me earlier
because I saw you emotional

and I won’t have that anymore.

Come here.
Come here.

No, I want to apologize to you.

Never apologize.

No, I want to
apologize to you.

No, no, no.
No, please don’t. Please don’t.

You’re working so hard.

And I’m so behind you.

You being second means
you’ve got to put up

with a lack of initiative.

It’s not on us
to get frustrated.

Yeah.

But I want to know
when we’ve got pushback,

I want to know when there are
things that I can deal with

-because you are my backbone.
-Yeah.

And this is about how
we can run our boat better.

Yeah.

Yes, I love that.

Yeah, me too.

At the end of the day,

I want you to know
I have your back 100%.

Chef had a very interesting
conversation at the bar

about last season.

Literally don’t know
what the [bleep] happened.

Tell me, tell me, tell me.
What did he say?

Something about he forgives,
but he never forgets.

And I was like, what?

He got fired last year
because he was sh--,

not because of me,
because he was sh--.

Chef got fired because
he couldn’t do his job.

Enough of this blame game.

That just bothers me so much.

Why am I getting
the finger pointed at me

for everything that goes wrong?

I did not want him to go.

Preferences just
weren’t really considered.

The meals lost any sort of sense
of super yacht standard to it.

All right.

I wanted him to
have another chance

or have a firm stern talking to.

This is not the environment
for you, mate.

You’re not flourishing here.

It is the best I can.

Don’t think about it negatively.

It’s a learning curve.

The next thing I know
is he’s packing.

Kerry didn’t tell me.

But at the end of the day,
he is not taking responsibility

for not doing his job
and for being fired.

But like, if you can’t
see your faults,

there’s a really big red flag.

What I need is a team
that can do their job.

And if they can’t,
that’s not my problem.

It’s simple.

And if he has to rely on me
for one more day...

Let’s go.

I’m going to go.

It’s fine, but I’m going
to keep to myself

-a little bit more because...
-Don’t get hurt.

No, no, no, no, no.

I like Jess and...

It wasn’t a date, obviously.

He’s just a good guy with,
like, great conversation.

And I get along
with him so well.

But, like, he’s a
----ing straight boy.

Yeah, he is.

[laughs]

[laughing]

It’s going to be
two long days, though.

Two? Yeah.

Three words.
Water, water, and water.

I just am so happy for the
next two days in our villa.

Drop!

[bleep]!
[laughing]

-I love you.
-I love you, too.

I think I have salami
in my legs.

[laughing]

...it’s so easy to speak
to you like a friend.

I think you’re hot.
t*ts, a*s.

I like that you’re bossy.

You say because I have t*ts?

a*s and t*ts?

I think I just
described Barbara.

[laughing]

[yawns]

Okay!

This is so nice.

I think we’ll need
jockstraps for Carnival.

Yeah, definitely
we’ll need jockstraps.

How are you feeling
about this, uh,

Solene-Stillie threesome
you find yourself in?

Look at that hair.
She’s such a l*sbian.

This is such a cute outfit.

Our vans are here.

Let’s go, boys!

-Cheers, guys.
-Cheers.

-Cheers, cap.
-Yeah.

-Cheers, boys.
-Hear, hear!

Cheers.

Today’s forecast is cloudy
with a chance of drama.

All right, let’s rock and roll.

It already smells
sex in this car.

I can tell you guys.

Who’s excited to see this villa?

Is there a pool?

Yeah, I’m pretty sure there is.

All right.
Wow, it’s sweet.

-Oh, my God!
-Sheesh!

I love this place.

This is mine.

There’s beds for everyone.

That’s my house.

-No, no, no, no.
-Too late.

Ooh, la, la.

[shouting]

Oh!
Skills!

See my eyes?

Have you got my vape again?

No, it’s fine.

That’s your problem,
sweetheart.

What happened?
What’s going on?

Right, we have 11 minutes
to get ready for Carnival.

Yeah, I know.
I’ll go now.

Ooh!

Carnival, here we come!

This is the type of
carnival where

-everyone kisses each other?
-Yes!

-That’s what I’m...
-That’s what you’re about?

I mean, that’s just
what I’m expecting.

This is nice!

[shouting]

-Woo!
-How cute is this?

Carnival is a three-week
festival in St. Martin.

It is just the most exciting
expl*si*n of fun festivities.

Hundreds of people everywhere
dressed in all fabulous things.

It’s just so cool that we
get to experience the culture

and the country on our time off.

It is a great place to be.

[shrieks]
No, no, no, no!

Put me down!
Please, please, please!

[shouts]

All just kind of
going a little wild.

There’s music going.

We’re all dancing,
getting crazy.

Ah! Ah!

Ooh la la.

Ah, what is that?

I can’t say I saw this coming.

It’s definitely made me aware
that I wouldn’t trust him.

If I was upset, I’d turn around.

I wouldn’t have done it,
put it that way.

I wouldn’t have done it.

So-so an I, we just kissed?

Barbara and I are going
to kiss now, so it’s fine.

-Why?
-Look!

Why are you mad at her?

Carnival.

Woo!

There is just so much going on.

It’s like a sensory overload.

Pause, let me break
it down for you.

First, I kissed Damo
in the hot tub. Good times.

Then, Solene kissed Kyle.

They were a thing for a minute
and then Jess kissed Solene.

But Solene and Kyle have
been secretly kissing.

Classic love triangle.

And then Damo kisses Solene.

Jesus Christ!

And now, Jess just
kissed Barbara.

Things are getting really messy.

Coming up...

Yeah, the food is ready!

I just feel they don’t care.

Back to the villa, b*tches!

Let’s go back to the villa!

That was so much fun.

Can’t wait to
get into that pool.

Hugo, I missed you!

Why don’t you sit on my
lap, you mother----er?

I know.

-Entrer.
-Thank you.

I’m still feeling weird
about Damo and So-so kissing.

I’m thinking too much about it,

which might be a bit
of a problem.

I’m just like, oh,

maybe I do have some
feelings for her.

A bit jealous.

But I’m not really big on
talking about my feelings.

I think I do get that
from my dad’s side.

They’re very Afrikaans,
which is like,

they keep their feelings
to themselves.

I don’t think it’s a healthy
thing, but it’s one of the ways

that I can get through moments
that are uncomfortable.

You just kind of
keep on keeping on, you know.

-Cheers, guys.
-Cheers, everybody.

I’m really sorry.

Ah!

Chef, what’s going on
with you and Fras?

I don’t know if he’s really
honest with me.

You know, my weakness is
I trust people so much.

And that was the story of
my life, trusting people.

And sometimes I just let
people [bleep] me, you know.

After I left St. David,
middle of the trip,

I was not healthy inside
and probably outside.

Cry every day and
stay home and depressed.

My career is literally over.

I have dyslexia,
I don’t know how to do

any ----ing thing but cooking.

Barbie is in my head
for what she’s told me.

I don’t know what to do.
I don’t know what to say.

I just want to cry.

I don’t know.
I feel it was a part of

the fact that
I left last season.

So, I was telling Stillie,

I’m sorry I kissed
his ex-girlfriend.

What?

We’re never going to
let a girl come between us.

-Never.
-Unless we let a girl...

-Come between us.
-Come between us.

Like, actual kiss?

-Yeah.
-And, like, good kiss.

Barbara , do you want to talk
about your kiss with Jess?

It was very, very fast.
Like, it was, like, one second.

I cannot even speak about it.

I wasn’t feeling comfortable.

Because of Solene.

Do you like Solene?

No, she’s my friend.

I don’t think Barbara
should be concerned

about Solene’s feelings
about her kissing Jess.

She’s thinking, how would
I feel in that situation?

But when you’re
dealing with Solene,

she’s doing what she wants to do
when she wants to do it.

So, I think the best
thing you can do

is take what you
think out the window,

because you’ve got
no ----ing idea

what’s going on in her head.

Yeah, she doesn’t want
to step on Solene’s toes.

----ing funny.

All right, let’s move a*s,
because if y’all want dinner,

we need to cook
dinner together.

Like, what’s the time now?

It’s, uh, five o’clock.

-I’m hungry.
-Me too.

Et voilà!

Where the [bleep]
is everybody?

Have you seen the size
of this bird, by the way?

[bleep]! Bird!

It’s not fair, everybody
is having good time

and they don’t even ask,
can I help you?

Can we set up the table so
we can have a family dinner?

Just forget about it, bro.

Yeah, you.

Yeah, the food is ready.

Oh, my God.

Sometimes as a chef,
it’s very hard

because you don’t feel
really part of the crew

and I have this feeling
from last season

I was alone and
nobody helped me.

It’s a lot of emotion
from last season

between me and Fraser

and so I think
I have all this anger

and I should talk about it.

----ing tired.

Chef, yelling about the food

and slam the door,
shut the curtain.

He’s throwing a real tantrum.

Slams another door.

Let’s go eat some food

because he did make it for us.

Yeah.

Gone?

Well, I mean, I came to help him

but he says no one was
offering to help or whatever.

It’s just so you know
if he seems a bit off.

Oh, like, he’s not wrong.

He’s working while everyone else
is chilling, but it’s fine.

You know the saying,

don’t throw the baby out
with the bath water.

Doesn’t ask for nothing.

Let’s not throw the baby out
with the bath water.

He’s upset. So I’m like, has
something triggered you now

or has it been triggered?
Like, what’s going on?

He’s been talking
about last season to me

the last two days straight.

Guess what?
I’m not living in last season

because I cannot do that.

And if he talks to me
about it one more time,

I will have a problem.

Chef is still human.

What’s wrong with you?

I just explode because me
and Hugo was making food.

-Yeah.
-And nobody really cares.

Is there more going on
than you’re saying?

Yes.

I forgive, but I don’t forget.

What do you not forget?

People told me all day

if you’re fired because
it’s Fraser and I...

Oh, [bleep].

Why would we not you
have a conversation?

Because that’s
not my problem.

Where is everyone?
Can we start or...?

I didn’t ----ing get you fired.

Look, Barbie,
what she’s saying?

I don’t care what
she ----ing says.

-What about her?
-I didn’t get you fired.

-It wasn’t working.
-I wasn’t saying that.

Yes, but that’s what
you were saying.

-You don’t forget.
-I tried to have a conversation.

You’re ----ing here
because I brought you back.

Yes, I know.

I wanted you back.

I did not get you
----ing fired.

She always told me,
you fired because of Fraser.

And I said, no,
he’s my best friend,

and I love him.

That’s it.

So, Chef and Fraser
are fighting?

So much has happened today.

Tony is very emotional.

You put a little bit
of something and...

He explodes.

Everywhere is a mess.

I did not get you ----ing fired.

-No, no, but I’m sad.
-I’m sad.

Because I need you.

I’m sad because you were
telling everyone.

I need you.
I’m lost.

I have you, Chef.
Stop this sh--.

So, stop being...
Stop being insecure.

Stop being paranoid.

You know I’m insecure
all the time.

I wouldn’t bring you back here
if I got you fired. Okay?

I know.
I love you.

You know,
I love you so much.

Barbie said to him that
I was the sole purpose

behind him getting fired.

That’s a lie.

Last year, we had our issues.

And it seems like
she’s coming for me

and going against me.

Honest truth, we were
inundated by complaints

because of the galley.

If Captain comes to me and
asks me how things are going,

I’m not going to cover
for anyone.

And in French,
we say point final.

And in English, I’ll say period.

Sorry, guys.

-No, it’s okay.
-Sometimes emotional.

-Yeah.
-Very intense.

I love you.
I love you.

I love you, too.

I love you.
Oh, damn.

[laughing]

Oh, my God.
You guys!

So everyone has to do what
their favorite part

of the last charter was.

-Rose and the Thorn.
-Rose and the Thorn.

Rose and the Thorn, yeah.

Highlight and lowlight.

The worst was when
I finished work

and she asked me to wash all
of the ----ing toilets

at one o’clock in the morning.

She told me, Solene,
you finish, you go to bed,

and I thought,
oh, thank you, goodbye.

-I never said that.
-Yeah, I speak.

I said, then go to bed.

Yeah, I speak,
thank you.

Don’t ----ing lie.

No, no, no.

You call me a liar.

Yeah, you’re lying.

-I’m a liar?
-Yeah.

Rainbeau, be careful.

Rainbeau, b*tch,
me liar, never.

Even a baby liar,
I’m not a baby liar.

Okay.

Off to bed.
You’re free.

Go be free.

Oh, you know what you can do?

No, just go do the day heads.

Yeah, yeah.

You tell me to sleep
and now do the toilet.

What?

She works so hard.
Memory has problem now.

No, I’m joking.
This I’m joking.

I don’t find that very funny.

Yeah, I don’t care.
Me, I think it’s funny.

I’m not perfect,
but liar, never.

It’s a miscommunication.
It’s okay.

You can only move
ahead by looking behind.

So it’s okay.

I appreciate all of you.

My team, interior team.

You miss a cheers.

Rainbeau.

I’m just going to use the
bathroom. I’ll be right back.

Not perfect,
but liar, me?

I don’t need turmoil.

I really try to, like, avoid it,

but I don’t know, I feel like
other girls take some kind of,

like,
weird pleasure out of

making other girls
feel this way.

If I didn’t, like, have deep
childhood emotional trauma,

like, it probably wouldn’t
even care, but, like...

I feel like I just, like,
grew up in a household

where feelings weren’t a thing.

Like, I can wake up in
the morning, even today,

call my mom and
tell her, like,

hey, I’m having
a really bad day.

I have so much anxiety,
like, I can’t breathe,

and she will look at me
and tell me, like,

what am I supposed
to do about it?

So, yeah.

[sighs]

I just think that’s
where the hurt comes from.

You want to sleep
with us tonight?

Nah.

I’m sharing a room
with Rainbeau and Damo.

I just had to pee.

I think that’s the most
difficult part of this job.

You’re away from your family,

and you deal with people that
are completely different to you.

They have
different perspectives,

and you have to make sense
of how to live with them,

how to deal with them.

That’s why we get
paid what we do,

because we have to figure
out how to live together

and make sense of it all.

Jesus Christ, where did
this man come from?

Where did they find you?

That was a really good one.

I’m pregnant, food.

-I’m leaving.
-These are all dirty.

Mmm.

Oh, my God.

Do you mind if I steal you for
a chat when you’re done here?

-Yeah, let’s go chat.
-Let’s go chat.

Yeah.

I do want to sit down and have
a heart-to-heart with Solene,

like an olive branch, almost,

and be like, hey,
what’s actually going on?

I’m sad that you feel like
what you said happened.

I literally asked
you that evening.

I was like, hey, check
the day heads, then go to bed.

That’s all I said.

No, you changed the story.

I don’t want to make
a big story about that.

I’m really, really trying
to be super forgiving.

I give you 10 minutes here,
extra sleep at night,

and in yachting,
that’s a big deal.

I’m trying to be
as nice as possible

and as accommodating
as possible,

and I feel like it’s
not really appreciated.

Your attitude, you know,
when you’re speaking to me,

you’re all more like,
I give you 10.

I’m so nice with you.
I’m nice.

So be grateful about that.

You know, I see you
speaking like me like that.

You think I don’t
care about working.

I don’t care about my work.
I don’t like my job.

It’s what you think,
and I don’t really care.

At the end, I did it.

Even if I’m not very happy,
I always did it.

Okay, I just, yeah.

Okay, okay.

Who do you think you are?

Like, do you have
no self-awareness?

You lazy, want to be famous,
only to be here on TV,

dumb [bleep] can’t even
do the ----ing job.

You’re going to be a b*tch.

I’m going to be
a b*tch right back.

I’m at the point
where it’s like,

I just don’t care anymore.

So, no, [bleep] you.

Coming up...

[snoring]

Good morning.

Wakey, wakey, kiddos.

Hey, what’s up, bro?

How you doing?

-Good to see you, bro.
-Good to see you, too.

Good morning.

I’m very confused.

So-so, it’s just like, you don’t
know what you’re going to get,

and I don’t think
I work well with that.

With Barbara,
we kissed at carnival.

Woo!

Ah, baby!

I was like... sh--.

So, guys, I’ve organized
a beach club for us.

-Oh..
-Yeah, buddy.

Thanks, Fras, that’s awesome.

We leave in an hour.

-Cheers and beers!
-Cheers.

Jess has a crush on you.

But her and Solene thing
is not going anywhere.

I think So-so likes her.

I’m still in love with Damo,
but that’s not going anywhere.

So-so!

Let’s go!
The cars are here!

Let’s go!

Boys!

Goodbye, villa, I miss you.

I really want us to have
a super fun day.

If anyone says
anything negative,

I will ----ing throttle them.

Maybe we should let
chef knows, huh?

Yeah, I know.

It’s like that.

Sometimes I realize I really
don’t care about anything.

Yeah, you care about
the job, remember that, huh?

Of course, the job, I work here.

Yeah.

All right, g*ng, g*ng, g*ng,
let’s go, g*ng.

-Beach club!
-Party, guys.

-Oh, my gosh.
-Right?

Taste like paradise.

-Let’s get drunk.
-Yeah, let’s party.

Thank you so much.

How’s it going with
you and So-so?

Yesterday, it was a bit weird.

Like, when I saw her kiss Damo,
I was like...

Maybe I really like this girl.

I don’t know where I stand.

I can’t even speak to Barbara.

Like I can’t even have
a normal con--

Every time I try and speak
to her, she, like, avoids me.

Listen, I was naughty
this morning.

I was like, Barb...

I think there’s
definitely a spark.

And she was like, you’re lying
to me, and she doesn’t...

She’s not crushing on me,
and I was like, no,

she’s crushing on you.
I feel you kind of are.

No, I am, but, like,
if I try and kiss her,

she’s like, no, no, no,
like, I’m not...

Oh, no, I would be the same.

It seems as
though there was more

to the peck that
happened the other day.

And I think it should
be explored further.

What a crazy thought.

Two lesbians possibly
getting together.

That might work.

So if you go up
to her and say, hey,

I kind of feel like
there’s something going on.

-Yeah.
-Is there or not?

Tell me, so at least I know
where to go from here.

-Yeah.
-And then it’s done.

-And then clear it up.
-Then we know.

Hey, no more.
It’s disgusting.

Barbara.

Can we have a chat?

Mm-hmm.

I feel like, obviously, I’m...

So-so and I have,
like, a thing going on,

but I want to know, like,

are we having a thing or no?

What?

I feel like there’s
something there,

but I just want you to be
clear if you don’t want me,

because I do like you.

I like you, of course,
like everyone.

Of course, I would kiss you,

but I would not do it
just because

I have a feeling
that you’re doing this

just because Solene
is doing things.

I’m not.

We kiss, and then, like,

I’m going to my cabin and
sleep, and you sleep with So-so.

Do you know what I mean?
It’s a bit awkward.

I just don’t want to put
myself in this situation.

-I think it’s a bit like...
-Okay, yeah.

I’m moving out of
my room tonight.

There’s nobody else
I want to kiss.

I just want to kiss you.

When we kissed,
it was different.

I know we speak about, like,
the straight girl stuff

and whatever, but, like, for me,

like, I think kissing a girl
who’s also interested in girls

makes it a bit more... real.

Come.

Ow, ow!

Next, on "Below Deck"...

Oh, my God.

They’re kissing, they’re
kissing, they’re kissing.

Whoo!

I hate you.

[bleep] you, Captain.

Don’t do that to me.

[siren blaring, shouting]

I ----ing hate everybody.