01x05 - Moustache Cream

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

[ Horn honks ]

Ooh, a spot right in front.

It must be my lucky day.

Uncle grandpa: we made it.

Pizza steve: nice parking

Spot, uncle g.

Uncle grandpa: must be my

Lucky day.

Now we got to get in there!

Mr. Gus: uncle grandpa, I

Know we're all in a hurry, but

You parked in a handicapped

Spot.

Uncle grandpa: oh, yeah.

I have a bad back.

Welcome to mart-mart, the

Place to go when you need things

For stuff.

Welcome to mart-mart, the place

To go when you need things for

Stuff.

Welcome to mart--

Uncle grandpa: sir, we need

Moustache cream, and we need it

Fast!

If we don't get moustache cream,

The entire world will be

Destroyed!
Uh, it's aisle 13.

But how can moustache cream save

The world?

Uncle grandpa: no time to

Explain!

Pizza steve: yeah, we're on

An important mission.

Uncle grandpa: okay,

Moustache cream,

Moustache cream.

Belly bag, I need my telescope.

Belly bag: here you go!

[ Pop! ]

[ Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Ah-ha! Over there!

[ Whip! Clatter! ]

Dumb, clumsy customers,

Always making a mess.

[ All screaming ]

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

Finally!

[ All screaming ]

Phew!

Uncle grandpa: do you have
this in chili-cheese flavor?

[ All screaming ]

Mr. Gus: hey, can I get the

Latest issue of

non-verbal response weekly?

I made the cover again.

Uncle grandpa: no.

There's no time.

Mr. Gus: [ sighs ]

Pizza steve: hey, can I get

This pizza steve costume?

Uncle grandpa: no!

There's no time!

[ Squish! ]

Belly bag: hey, can I get

This belly-hoop?

Uncle grandpa: no!

There's no time!

Hey, can I get this

Moustache cream?

No! There's no time!

We got to get moustache cream

And --

[ Sloop! ]

Oh, right. Thanks.

Great!

Now, let's get out of here.

Mr. Gus: but, uncle grandpa,

We can't just leave.

We've got to get in line and

Pay first.

Oh, dear.

I'm all out of checks.

Do you take pennies?

[ Fizzle! ]

Uncle grandpa: nooooooooooo!

Oh, rosie, will you marry me?

Uncle grandpa: nooooooooooo!

[ Sighs ]

Uncle grandpa: aw, this is

Terrible.
If we don't get this

Moustache cream back to the r.v.

Soon, it'll be catastrophic.

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attention, mart-mart

customers.

to accommodate the long lines,

we'll be checking shoppers out

at the perfume counter.

[ Spritz! ]

Uncle grandpa: we got to get

To the perfume counter before

Everyone else.

We need a dis-- a dis--

[ Chomp! Gulp! ]

Uncle grandpa: we need a

Distraction!

Pizza steve: relax, guys.

I've got this.

[ Whiffle! ]

Uncle grandpa: wow.

Pizza steve is so awesome.

Uh, price check for

Canned diapers?

Extra large canned diapers.

Price check --

Pizza steve: move it,

Pizza face!

attention, all shoppers.

apparently we have a

mega-celebrity in mart-mart

today.

the world-famous

pizza steve-e-e has graced us

with his presence and will be

signing autographs.

if everybody can just form a

line around the --

security guards?

Uh-oh!

Get back here!

Pizza steve: get away from

Me!

Stop, pizza man!

Uncle grandpa: whoa.

Pizza steve is here.

I got to get his autograph.

Mr. Gus: focus,

Uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: right.

The moustache cream.

[ Creak! Whip! ]

[ Shatter! ]

[ Gasps ]

Uncle grandpa: mr. Gus, to

The perfume counter!

Mr. Gus: [ sighs ]

Pizza steve: [ panting ]

Uncle grandpa: pizza steve,

Hop in.

Can I have your autograph?

[ Tires squeaking ]

[ All screaming ]

Finally!

[ All screaming ]

Ow!

[ All screaming ]

[ Rattle! Clonk! ]

[ Crash! ]

Excuse me, ma'am.

Have you seen a little pizza

Dude running around here?

Pizza steve: uh, he went that

Way.

[ Pop! ]
Uncle grandpa: where's

Mr. Gus?

[ Chewing ]

Mr. Gus!

There's no time for free

Samples!

We gotta get to the perfume

Counter and pay for the

Moustache cream.

Mr. Gus: okay.

Blaaahg!

Uncle grandpa: hurry up,

Guys.

We're almost there.

[ Tires screech ]

Can't seem to get around.

Dang it.

Mr. Gus, can you do something?

Mr. Gus: don't worry.

I got it.

[ Clack! ]

[ Pop! ]

Quick, jump on!

[ Whip! ]

[ Engine revs ]

Uncle grandpa: here comes the

Perfume counter!

Jump!

[ Tires screech, whiffle! ]

[ Tires screech, crash! ]

Look, guys, the register!

And nothing stands in our way.

[ Spritz! ]

[ Coughing ] yugh!

[ Spritz! ]

Pizza steve: got to be

Careful.

Can't let these fumes mask my

Natural pizza musk!

[ Spritz! ]

My musk!

[ Coughing ]

Mr. Gus: good thing I'm safe

Up here.

Peekaboo!

[ Spritz! ]

Mr. Gus: [ coughing ]

Aurgh, augh!

[ All coughing ]

Belly bag: good thing I don't

Have a nose.

Uncle grandpa: here, try

Mine.

Belly bag: no!

I said, goodthing I don't --

[ Sniffs ]

Blargh!

[ Coughing ]

[ Pop! Whirl! ]

Hello, ma'am.

I would like to purchase this

Tube of moustache cream, which

Is the only thing that will save

The entire world from being

Destroyed!

And how will that particular

Hygiene product save the world?

Belly bag: no time for

Explanation!

Blargh!

Now ring us up, lady!

Okay, thank you. Here you go.

Belly bag: blaaahhhh!

[ Slurp! Munch! ]

Uncle grandpa: thank you.

Come again.
We've got the cream!

Now we've got to get back to

The r.v., And save the world.

[ Pop! ]

To the r.v.!

[ All gasp ]

[ Crowd shouting ]

Get them!

Uncle grandpa: uh-oh,

Pistachio.

[ Panting ]

Uh, well, I guess that could've

Gone smoother.

[ People screaming ]

Uncle grandpa: tiger!

We got the moustache cream!

How's it going in here?

Tiger?

Grft: [ roars ]

[ Roars ]

Mr. Gus: you let that kitty

Alone, moustache!

[ Thud! ]

Okay, my turn!

Give me the cream!

Uncle grandpa: here you go.

And remember, mr. Gus, we can't

Let that hairy beast escape the

R.v., Or it'll destroy the world

With its hairy ways.

Mr. Gus: no problem,

Uncle grandpa.

Consider that 'stache tamed!

[ Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! ]

Uncle grandpa: [ gasping ]

[ Roars ]

[ Whiffle! ]

Mr. Gus: yagh! Get it off!

Hurgh!

Must...resist...moustache!

Fight...incredible urge...for

Flannel!

[ Grunting ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Sour notes play ]

Y'all want to hear me pluck out

A tune on my uke?

Uncle grandpa: no!

[ Whiffle! ]

Hup!

[ Creak! ]

[ Roars ]

Uncle grandpa: hup hup!

Yee-haw! Yip! Yip!

Toss me...the moustache...

Cream!

[ Whiffle! Whip! ]

Got it! Yes!

No!

Mr. Gus: get it!

[ All grunting ]

Mr. Gus: [ strained ] we got

It!

Pizza steve: now what?

Mr. Gus: heck if I know!

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

[ Robotic whirring ]

It's cream time!

Let's tame that 'stache!

Nope. That's not it.

Mr. Gus: hurry,

Uncle grandpa!

I can't hold it much longer!

Uncle grandpa: oh, that won't

Work.

Pizza steve: don't worry.

Pizza steve's got this.

[ Grunts ]

Uh, but you should hurry

Anyways!

For mr. Gus' sake!

Uncle grandpa: hooray!

I got it!

[ Squirt! ]

There, there.

That's a good 'stache.

Everything's gonna be just fine.

[ Whip! Blong! ]

You just needed a little

Manscaping.

Hey, danny!

We got your moustache back to

Normal.

Here you go, good as new.

Thanks, uncle grandpa!

Uncle grandpa: remember, just

Because you want a moustache to

Look older, you shouldn't expose

It to toxic waste or it'll turn

Into a moustache monster that'll

Terrorize

Giant realistic flying tiger and

Eventually destroy the world.

But ididn't expose it to

Toxic waste, youdid.

[ Engine turns over ]

Huh?

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Stay in school!

Don't play in traffic.

[ Grunting ] whew!

[ Squish! ]

Uncle grandpa: I changed my

Mind.
This thing is evil.

[ Whip! Foosh! ]

Good morning!

One, two...wait.

Do you guys know how to play

Your instruments?
All: no.

Uncle grandpa: cool.

One, two, three!

[ Sour notes playing ]

[ Sloop! ]

[ Creak! Creak! Creak! Buzz! ]

[ Whip! Shatter! ]

[ Fizzle! ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Pitter! ]

[ Whip! ]

[ Whip! ]

[ Sloop! ]

[ Whirl! ]

[ Buzz! Shatter! ]

[ Whip! ]

[ Splash! ]

[ Sloop! ]

[ Whirl! ]

[ Buzz! Shatter! ]

[ Plop! Plop! Plop! ]

[ Plink! ]

[ Whip! ]

[ Shatter! Shatter! Shatter! ]

[ Fwish! ]

[ Whip! ]

[ Shatter! ]

[ Shatter! ]

[ Shatter! ]

[ Shatter! ]

[ Shatter! Shatter! ]
[ Shatter! Shatter! Shatter! ]

Hang on!

[ Creak! Pop! ]

[ Creak! ]

Pizza steve: so, how many

Uncle grandpas didit take to

Change a light bulb?

Uncle grandpa: [ mumbling ]

One.

[ Sour notes playing ]

[ Music stops ]

You guys lied to me.

You know how to play your

Instruments.