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01x09 - Uncle Grandpa Ate My Homework

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Uncle Grandpa". Aired: September 2, 2013 – June 30, 2017.*
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Uncle Grandpa is a magical shapeshifting person that stops by children's houses every day to see how they are doing.

01x09 - Uncle Grandpa Ate My Homework

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Almost complete.

This diorama is gonna get me the

A-plus that I need to keep me

Out of summer school.

All that's left is to seal the

Mummy in his tomb.

Perfect.

[ Singsong voice ] good night,

Diorama.

[ Tires screech ]
[ boom! ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Chewing ]

Good morning!

Uncle grandpa, what are you

Doing?!

Uncle grandpa: I'm just

Taking a little time out of my

Busy schedule to hang out with

My favorite nephew --

Uhhhhhhhhh...

Dennis.

You just ate my homework!

Uncle grandpa: I did?

And you're
stilleating my

Homework!

Uncle grandpa: I am?

Aw, forget it!

Uncle grandpa: [ muffled ]

Dennis!

You ate my homework, and now

I have to go to summer school!

Uncle grandpa: [ gulps ]

[ Sloop! ]

[ Gasps ]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I get it, dennis.

I ate your homework, and I feel

Really bad about it.

But don't worry, pumpkin patch.

Uncle grandpa's gonna make it

All better.

Oh, yeah?

You got another diorama of the

Egyptian pyramid inside

Belly bag or something?

Belly bag: yeah, dennis.

I'm full of egyptian dioramas.

I keep 'em right by my unicorn

Stables and hamburgers in a jar.

Uncle grandpa # 2: you got

Unicorn stables?

Belly bag: no.

I-i was saying --

Uncle grandpa #2: you got

Hamburgers in a jar?

Belly bag: no!
It was just a joke I was saying!

Guys, if you're not gonna

Help me, then I'm going to bed!

I've given up on passing

Mrs. Numty's class.

Uncle grandpa: wait, dennis.

Don't go.

I've got something wayawesomer

That'll get you an a-plus-plus-

Plus-plus-minus-plus.

We're gonna get you a real

Pyramid for your diorama.

Belly bag, we're going to egypt.

Belly bag: great!

Laaaaaaaah!

[ Beep ]

[ Crash! ]

Are we dead?

Is this a coffin?

Uncle grandpa: no, it's a

Sarcoph-alator.

It's an elevator that goes

Straight to egypt.

Now, let's go get you that

Pyramid.

Hmm.

Corn dogs land, egypt.

Corn dogs land...

Egypt! Egypt!

We're going to egypt!

Uncle grandpa: oh, yeah.

Right.

[ Beeping ]

[ Whoosh! ]

Uncle grandpa: there it is,

Dennis -- your homework.

Whoa!

It's gigantic.

Uncle grandpa: it's an a-plus

Plus-plus-plus-plus-minus-plus,

Is what it is.

[ Whistles ]

Grft: [ roars ]

Mr. Gus: this better be

Important, uncle grandpa.

I was just taking a nap.

Pizza steve: yeah.

Let's make it quick, uncle g.

I got to get back to drawing on

Mr. Gus' face while he takes a

Nap.

Mr. Gus: huh?

[ Groans ]

Uncle grandpa: don't worry,

Guys.

This shouldn't take too long.

Little dennis here seems to

Believe that we can haul that

Giant pyramid back to his class,

And I happen to agree with him.

I never said that!

Mr. Gus: that ancient relic

Is too fragile to survive the

Long journey intact.

I don't think it's a good idea,

Uncle grandpa.

Pizza steve: [ coughing ]

Wimp.

Uncle grandpa: not to worry,

Mr. Gus.
I promise you we will be very

Careful with this delicate

Ancient relic.

[ Rumbling ]

[ Crash! ]

[ Rumbling ]

[ Thud! ]

[ Scraping ]

[ Bubbling ]

[ Wind whistling ]

We're here!

Look, guys! We made it!

Uncle grandpa: that's right.

You hauled it all the way here

In one piece.

Dennis! Dennis! Dennis! Dennis!

Dennis!

You're gonna get an a-plus-plus-

Plus-plus-plus-minus-plus

Thanks to this pyramid right

Here.

[ Crack! ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Blink! ]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh...

Who wants chili?

Dennis, my new favorite nephew,

Do ywant chili?

This...is...awful!

Uncle grandpa: aw, come on,

Dennis.

I can fix this.

After chili.

No! You've done enough!

All I ever wanted was to pass

The class, but you crash into

My life, make me go all the way

To egypt, and for what?!

Complete failure!

[ School bell rings ]

Uncle grandpa: but, dennis!

The chili!

Sorry I'm late, mrs. Numty.

Well, now that you're here,

Let me see your homework.

I haven't got it.

I hait finished.

I read a bunch of books about

The pyramids, researched

Egyptian myths, even memorized

The ancient mummy curse.

Inky, pinky, stinky doo!

Wakey, wakey, toodle-oo!

[ Rumbling ]

Who disturbs my slumber?!

[ Zoom! ]

Uncle grandpa: wait a second.

If I take the mummy into dennis'

Class...

I can scare the teacher into

Giving me an apple!

Belly bag: or maybe the mummy

Will get dennis an a-plus-plus-

Plus-plus-plus-minus-plus on his

Homework.

Uncle grandpa: you're right!

Hey, mummy!

You want to know who disturbed

Your little nap?

Idid.

So come and get some grandpa.

[ Roaring ]

[ Zip! ]

...and then I built this big

Diorama with all the pyramids

And palm trees.

I even had the sphinx in there.

And then uncle grandpa showed

And then uncle grandpa showed
up.

[ Blam! ]

[ Crash! ]

[ Whistle blows ]

No running.

Both: sorry.

Uncle grandpa: [ whistling ]

Is he gone?

Yeah.

Uncle grandpa: in that

Case...
Tag! You're it!

[ Roars ]

And what's the first thing

Uncle grandpa does after he

Bursts in?

He eats my entire diorama!

[ Blam! ]

Uncle grandpa: gimme a "u"!

Gimme a "g"!

What's that spell?

I don't know!

[ Crash! ]

[ Warble! ]

Huh?

Uncle grandpa: hey,

Scarab breath!

Uncle grandpa #2: that's not

A real pyramid.

[ Roars ]

[ Strike! ]

All: good morning!

[ Roars ]

Uncle grandpa: [ moaning ]

Ungh!

How's it going?

[ Roars ]

Uncle grandpa: that's what I

Thought.

[ Zip! ]

Oops. I forgot to leave.

[ Zip! ]

But uncle grandpa felt really

Bad about everything, so he

Tried to help me.

We went all the way to egypt.

We took a whole pyramid, hauled

It across the earth and through

The ocean, but once we got here,

It...fell apart.

I tried, but I got nothing.

Really, dennis, if only you

Had spent as much time on your

Project as that lame

"Uncle grandpa ate my homework"

Excuse...

But it's true!

Awww.

Guess I should start packing for

Summer school now.

[ Door opens, slams ]

Uncle grandpa: [ panting ]

Good morning!

All: uncle grandpa!

See?

But you still don't have your

Diorama.

Uncle grandpa: not to worry.

Who here likes mummies?

All: we do!

[ Muffled roaring ]

Uncle grandpa: okay.

Here comes one now.

[ Crash! ]

[ Roars ]

[ Whack! ]

Are you all right,

Uncle grandpa?

Uncle grandpa: I am.

[ Screaming ]

[ Z-z-z-zip! ]

I'll make a deal with you,

Dennis.

Get rid of this mummy and you'll

Pass my class.
Uncle grandpa: come on,

Dennis.

Let's defeat this mummy.

[ Roars ]

Uncle grandpa: hey,

Mummy guy.

You need to calm down.

I'm going to swallow you

Whole!

Uncle grandpa: that's the

Opposite of what I asked.

Great.

Uncle grandpa ate my homework,

And now this mummy's gonna eat

me.

Wait! That's it!

Uncle grandpa: that's what?

We need to eat my homework

Again!

[ Slurping ]

Uncle grandpa: genius!

[ Slurping ]

N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

[ Zap! ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Slosh! ]

Dennis, come here.

As a reward for saving our

Lives, you get an a-plus-plus-

Plus-plus-plus-minus-plus!

Wow!

I never would have gotten this

Grade with the diorama I made.

Wait.
So, it was your plan to eat my

Diorama and take me on an

Amazing adventure that earned me

This awesome grade?

Uncle grandpa: if by
"diorama," you mean "breakfast,"

Then yes -- it was all part of

The plan.

Well, I better be leaving.

It seems this story is...

[ Wink! ]
...all wrapped up.

All: [ groaning ]

Uncle grandpa!

Uncle grandpa: whoa.
Tough crowd.

[ Sloop! ]

Uncle grandpa: huh.
Something's wrong, but I can't

Tell what.

♪ Tiny miracle

♪ The robot boy

[ Creak! ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Creak! ]

Uncle grandpa: [ groans ]

It's no use.

My hands are full.

Opening this jar of hamburgers

Is gonna take a tiny miracle.

[ Robot voice ] did somebody

Say..."Tiny miracle"?

Uncle grandpa: tiny miracle!

My trusted robot helper!

I need you to get this jar open.

[ Beeping ]

No problem.

[ Whirring ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Whirring ]

Uncle grandpa: whoa!

Hey, guys, come check out

Tiny miracle.

He's miraculous.

[ Whoosh! ]

Pizza steve: tiny miracle is

Amazing.

Mr. Gus: what's he doing?

Uncle grandpa: opening a jar.

[ Splat! ]

[ Gasps ]

Burger!

[ All chomping ]

Oh, my goodness!

Look at all this broken glass

And lumps of burger meat!

It'll take a tiny miracle to

Clean all that up.

Did somebody say

"Tiny miracle"?

Uncle grandpa: yeah.

That's more like it.

I think we got everything right

This time.

Oh, wait.

How are we gonna fit in there?