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01x10 - Uncle Grandpa For A Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Uncle Grandpa". Aired: September 2, 2013 – June 30, 2017.*
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Uncle Grandpa is a magical shapeshifting person that stops by children's houses every day to see how they are doing.

01x10 - Uncle Grandpa For A Day

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Uncle grandpa: I love...

♪ Peanut butter, peanut butter

♪ Yum, yum, yum

♪ Peanut butter, peanut butter

♪ In my tum

♪ Peanut butter, peanut butter

♪ Every day

♪ I love peanut butter

♪ I love it on a bagel

♪ I love it on some toast

♪ I love it on a pumpkin

While I'm on the coast ♪

♪ I love it when I'm busy

Bustin' ghosts ♪

♪ I love peanut butter

♪ I can eat it on a taco

♪ I can eat it on a plane

♪ I can eat it watching theater

'Bout a candy cane ♪

♪ I can pump it directly into my

Vein ♪

♪ I love peanut butter

Take it, mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus: ♪ my name in

Mr. Gus, and I'm here to say ♪

♪ That he loves peanut butter

In a crazy way ♪

Pizza steve: don't mean to

Interrupt karaoke hour, but

Who's driving the rv,

Uncle grandpa?

Uncle grandpa: hmm.

I thought you were driving

The rv.

Pizza steve: no way, man!

I was at my italian karate

Class.

Think maybe it was

Giant realistic flying tiger's

Turn to drive?

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: mr. Gus, are

You supposed to be driving

The rv?

Mr. Gus: I thought the rv was

Set to drive itself.

[ Horn honks ]

Pizza steve: if the rv's not

Driving, then who's driving

The rv?

Uncle grandpa: that could be

From anybody, really.

My baby!

Her baby!

Aah!

Finally, I can jump this ramp

With my awesome new bike!

[ Horn honks ]

What the...?

[ All screaming ]

[ Horn honks ]

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

My new bike!

Pizza steve: someone should

Tell that kid he needs a new

Bike.

Uncle grandpa, there's a kid out

There who needs some help.

Uncle grandpa: actually, I

Think I could use some help

Myself.

Mr. Gus: what the...?

You can't help that kid like

That.

Pizza steve: before we invite

The panic patrol, let's see if

Belly bag can help.

Uncle grandpa: good idea!

Hey, belly bag.

Belly bag: [ muffled shout ]

Pizza steve: ah, well.

We tried.

Let's just give that kid a rain

Check and be on our merry way.

Mr. Gus: if he doesn't help

That kid, uncle grandpa's

Reputation will be ruined.

People would lose faith in

Uncle grandpa.

He'd lose everything!

Even the rv.

Pizza steve: [ breathes

Deeply ]

[ Coughs ]

He'd lose his rv?!

But that means me, pizza steve,

Would be out of a home, too!

Mr. Gus, get that jar off his

Head!

Mr. Gus: [ grunting ]

Uncle grandpa: it's no use,

Mr. Gus.

This thing's on for good.

Pizza steve: and that kid out

There is waiting for everyone in

World's magical uncle and

Grandpa to help him.

Mr. Gus: but uncle grandpa

Can't go out there like
that.

Uncle grandpa: I'm pretty

Sure I had a third jar of peanut

Butter somewhere around here.

Pizza steve: you're right!

Uncle grandpa can'tgo out there

Like that.

But I know who can.

Mr. Gus: good morning.

Who are you?

Pizza steve: this is

Uncle grandpa and his funnier

And waymore handsome sidekick

Belly bag.

Hmm.

You look different.

Have you always had a tail?

Pizza steve: oh, yeah.

Uncle grandpa's looking really

Weird these days.

He's been going through life

Changes.

[ Muffled speaking ]

Mr. Gus: uh, anyway, uh...

What's up, kid?

"Kid"?

If you were uncle grandpa,

Wouldn't you know my name is

Guillermo?

Mr. Gus: uh, yeah, of course,

Guillermo.

[ Gasps ]

You know my name!

Mr. Gus: yeah.

Anyway, looks like you could use

Some help.

Oh, yeah.

You destroyed my bike.

Pizza steve: [ grunts ]

Don't worry, kid!

We'll get you a waymore

Awesomer bike.

Mr. Gus: excuse us.

What are you doing?

Where we supposed to get a bike

For this kid?

Pizza steve: how should I

Know?

I'm not the one pretending to be

Uncle grandpa.

Mr. Gus: [ grumbles ]

Pizza steve: come on,

Mr. Gus.

Uncle g's job is super-easy.

We just got to start thinking

Like him.

What would he do?

Mr. Gus: he'd do something

Magical, like -- I don't know --

Turn a trash can into a magical

Bike that could time travel, or

Something.

Pizza steve: exactly!

Mr. Gus: [ groans ]

Pizza steve: now you're

Thinking like uncle grandpa!

Mr. Gus: we can't replace

That kid's bike with a trash

Can.

Pizza steve: uncle grandpa's

Reputation is on the line here,

Remember?

Mr. Gus: [ grumbles ]

Okay. Here it is --

Your new bike.

This?

This is not a bike.

Pizza steve: no, my friend,

That is nota bike.

It's a magical uncle grandpa

Bike!

Hmm.

I know you're uncle grandpa and

All, but it kind of looks like a

Trash can.

Pizza steve: before you cast

Judgment on this magical

Uncle grandpa bike, why don't

You hop in and experience the

Magic?

Okay.

But where are the pedals?

Pizza steve: no pedals

Needed.

Just the desire to catch some

Massive air!

You got the desire?

Uh, I guess so.

Pizza steve: cool!

But first, don't forget your

Helmet!

Okay, uncle grandpa, this kid

Wants to catch some massive air.

Mr. Gus: this'll never work.

[ Grunts ]

[ Boy screaming ]

That was awesome!

What else can this bike do?

Could it go superfast?

Pizza steve: yeah, don't let

This kid down, uncle g.

Show him how superfast it

Can go!

Yeah, with an intense skid at

The end!

Mr. Gus: okay.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[ Laughing ]

So cool!

Mr. Gus: great.

Glad I could help.

Enjoy your magical uncle grandpa

Bike, kid.

But what magical stuff can

This bike do?

Pizza steve: time travel!

Co-o-o-o-ol!

Pizza steve: and

Uncle grandpa can show you how

It works.

Mr. Gus: what are you doing?

The runcle grandpa is the

Only one with magical

Time-traveling powers.

Pizza steve: we've made it

This far without uncle grandpa,

And it's been the

Easy-breeziest.

Just follow belly bag's lead.

So, did somebody say something

About time travel?

Oh, that's right. I did.

Just got to engage the fudge

Capacitor.

[ Clanking ]

Beep! Blop! Boop! Bleep!

Oh! Ohh!

Pizza steve: hitting some

Time turbulence!

Who-o-o-a!

Pizza steve: we have

Arrived...

In the future.

Uh-oh!

Look out, uncle grandpa!

Cyber-vampires!

"I want to eat your circuits!"

Better turn back!

Bleep, blop, bloop!

Close call.

Remember, you should be careful

When you go into the future.

Mr. Gus: yeah, I'd just stick

To that ramp if I were you.

Okay, uncle grandpa has to go

Help some other people now.

Who needs that lame ramp?

With my magical uncle grandpa

Bike, I can ride anywhere!

I'm gonna ride down

Danger mountain!

Pizza steve: sounds cool,

Little man.

Mr. Gus: wait.

Where'd he say he was going?

Pizza steve: danger mountain.

Mr. Gus: danger mountain?!

He's gonna get himself k*lled!

Hey, kid, wait up!

Here I go.

But first, don't forget your

Helmet.

Mr. Gus: hey, kid!

Whoo-hoo!

Mr. Gus: he's gonna launch

Off the side of the mountain!

Hang on, kid!

[ Both scream ]

We're doomed!

Pizza steve: yeah, man, doing

Uncle g's job isn't as easy as

It looks.

Wait. "Doing uncle g's job"?

Mr. Gus: [ sighs ] listen,

Kid, we're not actually --

Uncle grandpa: hey!

Did somebody say uncle grandpa?

Belly bag: and belly bag?!

Uncle grandpa: hello,

Guillermo.

Sweet bike!

Oh!

I see what's going on here.

Two uncle grandpas!

Mr. Gus: uh...

Yeah, it happens.

Uncle grandpa: so, you guys

Are probably wondering how

Belly bag and I escaped the

Peanut-butter jars.

Both: no.

Uncle grandpa: I'll tell you.

We chewed our way out.

So anyway, what's happening,

Fellas?

Mr. Gus: we're plummeting to

Our deaths!

Uncle grandpa: I don't get

It, though.

Why haven't you already saved

Yourselves by time-traveling

Back to before all this deadly

Plummeting started?

Mr. Gus: probably because

You're the only one with magical

Time-traveling powers!

Uncle grandpa: oh, that's not

True.

You just got to engage the fudge

Capacitor!

Mr. Gus: what the...?

Uncle grandpa: now with the

Press of some buttons and a

Twist of a knob...

We're back to where the problem

Began!

Wow!

Thanks for saving my awesome new

Bike!
Mr. Gus: don't thank me.

It's just what i, uncle grandpa,

Do.

Pizza steve: and don't forget

Me -- belly bag.

Belly bag: could you get out

Of my face please?!

Uncle grandpa #2: hey, guys!

You are never gonna believe

What just happened to me!

Uncle grandpa: ooh!

I know how to fix that!

Both: bye!

Uncle grandpa: [ grunting ]

Heavier than I thought.

Did you remember to take the

Drawers out of this thing?

Now, for the first time ever,

All the classic uncle grandpa

Hits are together at last in one

Definitive collection!

Mart mart music proudly presents

"Uncle grandpa sings the

Classics!"

Uncle grandpa: ♪ diggin' a

Hole ♪

♪ I'm diggin' a hole

♪ Diggin' a hole

♪ I'm diggin' a hole ♪

[ Electronic music plays ]

♪ Don't eat pizza steve ♪

♪ Mr. Gus is green

♪ Mr. Gus is green ♪

♪ Good morning

♪ All night long

♪ Good mornin'

♪ Good mornin'

♪ Good mornin'

♪ All night long

♪ Good mornin' ♪

[ Soft music plays ]

[ Thinking ] I like balloons.

♪ I'm very handsome when I'm on

A boat ♪

♪ I'm very handsome when I'm on

A bo-o-at ♪♪♪

Please.

Pass.

The.

Mustard.

Please pass the mustard!

Please.

Pass.

The.

Mustard.

To order your collection of

"Uncle grandpa sings the

Classics," cry like a turtle!