01x23 - Prank Wars

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

[ Up-tempo music playing ]

[ Rooster crows ]

[ Alarm beeping ]

Mr. Gus: [ yawns ]

[ Lips smack ]

[ Alarm stops ]

[ Grunting ]

Unh!

[ Tink! ]

Pizza steve: good morning,

Mr. Gus!

Looks like you fell victim to a

Sticky
situation.

Compliments of prank master

Pizza steve!

[ Cackles ] oh!

Count it!

Mr. Gus: at one point in my

Life, I used to really enjoy

Pizza.

What's going on with th-- unh!

Pizza steve: did someone here

Call a plumber?

[ Laughs ]

Mr. Gus: no.

[ Sizzling ]

Mnh, mmm, mmm!

Breakfast is served.

[ Farts ]

Pizza steve: [ cackles ]

Oh, my!

Open a window, mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus: your pranks are as

Stale as your crust.

You know that?

Pizza steve: [ cackles ]

Oh!

I don't know if you're that

Gullible or if I'm thatgood.

Pretty sure I'm just that good.

Mr. Gus: that prank doesn't

Even bother me.

I like my breakfast to be extra

Salty.

No-good, wearing-sunglass,

Little...

[ Plop! ]

[ Air whistles ]

Aah!

Pizza steve: [ cackles ]

[ Laughing ] oh!

Were you looking for the

Ketchup or the guatemalan

Ghost-chili sauce?

[ Laughs ]

Master prankster strikes again!

Mr. Gus: you're not the

Master prankster.

I was pranking fools before you

Were even delivered.

Pizza steve: there's only one

True way to figure out who the

Master prankster is.

Mr. Gus: what's that?

Pizza steve: a prank w*r.

Mr. Gus: okay, it's on.

Pizza steve: first one to

Call it off loses and calls the

Other the master prankster!

Mr. Gus: fine.

[ Buzzing ]

[ Warbling ]

Pizza steve: [ laughs ]

Oh, this should be a cinch!

[ Laughs ]

Pizza steve: ♪ pizza steve

♪ Pullin' pranks

♪ Takin' the shots

♪ Climbin' the ranks

Mr. Gus: I'm gonna prank the

Pants off of that over-confident

Pizza slice.

Hmm.

Pizza steve: [ laughs ]

Glad you like the pen I gave

You!

Shh!

This is a library!

Pizza steve: oh, "shh!"

Yourself!

This is a prank w*r!

Hey!

Who's making all the noise in

Here?!

Pizza steve: that dinosaur

Guy.

Quiet down!

Pizza steve: ooh!

[ Laughs ]

Mr. Gus: oh, yeah, this is

Gonna be good.

Pizza steve: how's your big

Prank coming along there?

Hope your prank skills are

Better than your self-defense

Skills.

[ Laughs ]

Mr. Gus: you'll see.

You won't even know what hit

You.
Pizza steve: well, I know

What hit you.

[ Laughing ]

Oh, priceless!

[ Telephone ringing ]

Mr. Gus: hello?

Yeah, he lives here.

Pizza steve, phone's for you.

Pizza steve: [ laughs ]

Huh? For me?

This is the world-famous

Pizza steve speaking.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm going to win an award?!

For being the greatest prankster

Ever?!

Wait a minute.

This isn't a prank, is it?

No?! All right!

I'll see you at the award

Ceremony!

Whoo! Oh, oh, yeah!

Oh, oh!

It's official!

I'm the greatest prankster

Alive!

Which, of course, means I win

The prank w*r!

Whoo!
If the press comes looking for

Me, tell 'em I'll be celebrating

At whatever the most expensive

Club is.

See ya, loser!

[ Plop! ]

How did I do?

Mr. Gus: you did good,

Tiny miracle.

You did good.

I'll keep it on the d.l.

[ Cash register rings ]

Mr. Gus: I can't wait till

Uncle grandpa hears about this

One.

[ Laughs ]

[ Electricity crackling ]

Uncle grandpa: hey, mr. Gus!

I'm home!

Mr. Gus: hello,

Uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: soooo...

Where's pizza steve?

Mr. Gus: that punk little

Slice wanted to have a prank w*r

With me, so I pranked him all

Right.

[ Laughs ]

I sent him somewhere that'll

Scare the toppings off him!

Uncle grandpa: oh, yeah?

Where did you send him, mr. Gus?

[ Poink!

Mr. Gus: there!

≫ welcome to the internationl

pizza-eating contest smackdown!

Where the world's most gutsy

Gluttons will gulp, gorge, and

Gobble up as many pizzas as

Their pie holes can stomach!

These iron-bellied warriors will

Leave no pizza uneaten!

Yeah, man!

Thatis some tasty-looking

Pizza!

i got to tell you, folks, if

i'm a piece of pizza, I do not

want to be here today!

Mr. Gus: perfect.

I can't wait to see the look on

His face when he gets there.

Uncle grandpa: [ gasping ]

Mr. Gus: yeah, it'll

Probably look something like

That.

Uncle grandpa: but, mr. Gus,

When he gets there, they could

Eat him!
Mr. Gus: pretty good prank,

Huh?

Uncle grandpa: have you lost

It, mr. Gus?!

Pizza steve is our super-cool

Buddy!

He's always making us laugh with

All his dinosaur jokes!

Mr. Gus: us!?

I don't think so.

Uncle grandpa: he brings so

Much joy to our recreational

Vehicle home!

If that little pizza slice gets

Eaten, I don't know what I'd do!

[ Crying ]

Mr. Gus: I guess maybe I took

Things too far.

Uncle grandpa: you're darn

Right you did!

Now come on, mr. Gus, we have to

Get to that contest and save

Pizza steve!

[ Breathing heavily ]

Unh!
Hang on, little buddy!

[ Breathing heavily ]

Unh!
We're coming!

[ Breathing heavily ]

Unh!

Don't worry!

Mr. Gus: uh, uncle grandpa,

Maybe we should take the long

Way.

Uncle grandpa: good idea,

Mr. Gus!

[ Sploosh! ]

Giant realistic flying tiger,

We need a lift pronto!

[ Both shout ]

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: let's go get

Some pizza!

Grft: [ farting ]

Uncle grandpa: I hope we

Get there before the feeding

Frenzy starts!

The feeding frenzy is in full

Effect!

Just look at those mouths go!

It is mastication mayhem!

[ Munching ]

We are talking pig-out

Pandemonium!

[ Slurps ]

Folks, you'd better keep your

Appendages away from the table,

Or they'll probably be eaten!

[ Gulps, burps ]

Huh? Wha?

Oh, no!

This is unbelievable, folks!

It looks like we're all out of

Pizzas!

[ All gasp ]

We've got a three-way tie and

Not a slice in sight!

Pizza steve: hey, yo!

Pizza steve's in the house, and

He's ready to get served his

Prize!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Can you believe this, folks?!

Looks like we have one slice

Left!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Pizza steve: okay, people,

Let's not get too excited.

The prank master is here to get

What he's got coming to him.

Oh!

This match is all tied up, which

Means we're going into the

Sudden death round!

First one to eat this tasty

Slice is the champion!

Pizza steve: [ grunts ]

This is no way to treat your

Guest of honor!

And why are all these hungry

Guys drooling all over me?

Well, come on, am I gonna get my

Prank master award, or is this

Not a pizza-eating contest?

Wait, what?!

All: pizza!

Pizza steve: aah!

Uncle grandpa: hope we're not

Too late!

Pizza steve?!

Huh?!

Pizza steve: aah!

Mr. Gus: heh, that's the look

I was going for.

Uncle grandpa: now is not the

Time for chuckles, mr. Gus.

They're gonna tear our buddy

Apart!

I got to get him out of here!

Mr. Gus: hold up,

Uncle grandpa.

My pranking got him into this.

Igot to get him out.

Hey, you, take my friend out of

Your mouth!

Pizza steve: aah!

All: huh?!

What's this, people -- a late

Entry to the contest?!

Mr. Gus: give me that tasty

Slice!

[ Laughs ]

Mr. Gus: [ grunts ]

[ Shouts ]

Mr. Gus: [ grunting ]

Pardon me, milady.

I need to borrow this.

[ Grunts ]

Pizza steve: [ breathing

Heavily ]

Oh!

Mr. Gus: hey, chompy, since

You're still hungry, take a bite

Out of this!

[ Shouts ]

Mr. Gus: and this!

[ Shouts ]

Oh!

Incredible, folks!

By swallowing the other pizza

Eaters, he's technically eaten

The most pizza!

Ladies and turtles, we have a

Pizza-eating champion!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Pizza steve: uh, guys, can we

Get out of here before they ask

For dessert?

Mr. Gus: pizza steve, I'm

Sorry I got so carried away with

My pranking.

I almost got you eaten, and

That's not the way to treat a

Friend.

Pizza steve: no worries, m.g.

I had everything under control.

Mr. Gus: so, what do you say

We call a truce to this prank

w*r?

Pizza steve: let's squash

This, bro.

Who cares who the master

Prankster is anyway?

How about a hug?

Uncle grandpa: welp, all's

Well that ends well, right,

Guys?
Mr. Gus: [ shouts ]

Pizza steve: ooh!

Master prankster strikes again!

High five, uncle "g"!

Huh?!

Uncle "g," right here!

Grft: [ roars ]

Pizza steve: high five!

Uncle "g," wake up!

High five!

Grft: [ farting ]

[ Slooping ]

Uncle grandpa: [ laughs ]

That tickles!

[ Beeping ]

Belly bag: mmm!

What's smelling so good,

Uncle grandpa?

Uncle grandpa: cooking a

Burrito.

Mr. Gus: what's going on,

Uncle grandpa?

Uncle grandpa: cooking a

Burrito.
Mr. Gus: cool, cool.

Pizza steve: what's cooking,

Uncle "g"?

Uncle grandpa: cooking a

Burrito.

Pizza steve: mmm!

Save some for me.

Grft: [ roars ]
uncle grandpa: cooking a

Burrito.

[ Plop! ]

Have you seen my wallet?

Uncle grandpa: cooking a

Burrito.

[ Whirring ]

[ Moans ]

Uncle grandpa: cooking a

Burrito.
[ Grunts ]

Uncle grandpa #2: is that a

Burrito you're cooking?!

Uncle grandpa: yep!

[ Microwave dings ]

[ Sizzling ]

Hey!

If this is my shoe, then where's

My burrito?

[ Tink! ]

[ Munching ]

Good morn-- oh!

Good morning!

[ Mid-tempo music playing ]

That was quite delicious.