01x20 - The Break Up (Part 3)

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♪ Martin ♪

How y'all been? ♪ Martin

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Martin ♪

Yo, gina, move over. It's cold.

Come on, gina. What's wrong with you, gina?

I don't know, martin. Maybe I could call her and ask.

Aah!

Aah!

Oh, nicole.

Ohh!

Thank god you're here, nicole.

I had this terrible nightmare

About my old girlfriend.

Did I mention her in my sleep?

Eight times, martin.

Oh, damn.

You still love her, don't you?

Yeah. But every time me and you have sex,

I love her a little bit less.

We haven't had sex once.

I'm sorry, all right?

O.k., I couldn't because of gina.

If anybody ever asks you,

Tell them it's because we ain't had no protection.

O.k. But, martin, I have to tell you,

I still love my old boyfriend.

I said I love you, but I don't.

You ain't got to say it like that.

I don't love you.

I know, martin.

How did we get ourselves into this mess?

I don't know about you.

Me and gina had this big, crazy fight.

She said some things I can't forgive.

Like what?

Some things about my mother.

She said my mother had a mustache.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha.

O.k. I'm getting dressed.

What the hell's so funny?

You know what?

Y'all going to stop that laughing and joking

About my mother's facial hair.

Ha ha ha ha.

You know, martin,

You just made me realize

How stupid my argument was with my boyfriend,

And I have got to go and apologize.

Yeah.

You should do the same with gina.

Please.

Nah. Hell, no. I got my pride.

I guess you got to do what you got to do.

Yep.

Thanks for being so sweet.

O.k.

Bye, martin.

All right. Bye-bye.

Bye-dee bye-bye.

Bye-dee bye-bye.

Good night.

How you doin'?

Oh, how you doin'?

Fine.

It's real good to meet you, miss barbie.

Ahh...

Oh, my god.

Well, I guess another one bit the dust.

Oh, my goodness.

What are you talking about?

You got to know what I'm talking about,

Because you are history.

Martin dropped you like a bar of soap.

Woop!

Ohh!

No.

First of all, martin did not drop me.

That's what they all say, rejected girl.

Go on home. Don't let me catch you around here.

I will throw you down the incinerator, o.k.?

Let me tell you something.

Weave hair--oh, it stinks when it burns.

No, no, no. See, this is my hair.

What? So you got indian in your family?

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Oh, my god.

Little girl,

Just go home and change your pampers, o.k.?

Don't get hurt by this little girl, o.k.?

No, you didn't--

b*tch, don't you put your hand in my face.

I will hurt you, o.k.?

I will hurt you.

What you trying to do? Aah!

[Knock on door]

O.k. Who is it?

Pam. Open up.

Here's your paper.

How was your date with my cousin leon?

Your cousin leon is a psycho-religious, sexually repressed ex-con.

So other than that, how was the date?

It was awful.

And guess who was there.

Who?

Martin showed up with his new girlfriend.

What does she look like?

Cute, young--real young.

So martin went and got himself a young tenderoni.

That dog!

I got another cousin I'm going to hook you up with.

Uhh! Uhh! That's all right, pam.

I'm through with men in your family.

You don't want to go out with him, fine.

Be a sap and apologize tomorrow.

That is not going to happen.

It's martin's fault. I'm not apologizing.

You can forget that.

You know you'll be running--

Hi.

My name is michael.

Hello, michael.

My name is pam,

And this is gina.

I just moved in. My stuff's in boxes.

Could I borrow some coffee?

You hear that? He wants to borrow coffee.

Gina's got plenty of coffee,

And, trust me, she knows how to grind it.

Come on in.

Yeah, come on in.

Aw, damn!

I got to go.

Pam, you said you'd give me a lift.

I don't have time.

Maybe michael here could take you downtown.

What kind of car do you drive?

Mercedes sl.

Go, michael. See you later.

Pam! Hey, pam!

O.k., Aretha franklin...

Yo, stan.

What's happening?

Billy dee williams get here?

Not yet.

How'd you get him to come on the show?

I was driving, and he rear-ended me.

Whiplash, martin.

No celebrity likes a lawsuit,

Especially one who's known for liking colt .

Hello, hello,

Hello, billy dee williams.

Hello, hello, hello, stan.

How you doing? How's your neck?

Oh, it's getting better.

Uhh! Uhh, gently, gently.

Yo, what's up, billy dee williams? I'm martin.

I loved you in lady sings the blues.

You're the man.

Well, thank you very much.

If my star shined at all,

It was a reflection of the brilliant talent of diana ross.

Smooth. Can I ask you a question?

Do you call yourself billy dee williams

Because otherwise you'd be known as william dee williams?

Uh, excuse me.

Here you go, billy. Have a seat here.

I'm going to let you soul brothers get acquainted,

'Cause I've got to return that call to jacoby & meyers.

You do that.

I thought we'd talk about why you're in town,

Your charity work, stuff like that.

Martin, I detect in your vocal inflections

The tone of a man

Who's going through a grave romantic crisis.

Am I correct?

How could you possibly know that--

Who are you talking to?

Billy dee williams.

Well, I think that says it all.

Now, tell me about your problem.

Perhaps I can be of some assistance.

Billy dee-- mr. Williams,

Me and my girl gina

Got in this big, crazy fight.

We fight all the time.

Ah, yes, yes, yes.

Hurt and anger are frequently the residues of extreme passion.

Continue.

Right.

Right. Right.

Well, anyway, I guess we finally got tired of apologizing.

Neither one of us wants to make the first move.

So here I am.

I'm hurting, billy. I'm hurting.

Waah...

Tell me, martin, do you love this gina?

Most definitely.

Then the course is simple.

You must apologize.

Hell, no, billy, can't do that.

I got my pride, billy.

Pride? I despise that word, martin.

Pride is like a toxic chemical

In the garden of love.

Gina is your flower in that garden, martin.

If you nurture her, cherish her,

She'll return that love

With the full glory of the blossoming of her fragrance.

But if you choke her with that weed called pride, martin,

Both your love and hers

Will wither and die.

Oh, stop!

How you come up with that?

That's a line from my new movie. That's not important.

What's important is that you and gina get back together.

Do you love gina? Yes.

You cherish her? Yes.

Does she sing your heart song like no other?

Yes, billy dee! Yes!

Find her, boy! Now!

And apologize!

You're a madman!

To see an ernie barnes painting

Is to see urban america.

Don't you agree?

Yes. He is my favorite artist.

Whoa! I lost track of time.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

I get carried away when I talk about art.

This was fun.

Yeah, it was.

You know, it's really nice to finally meet a man

Who shares some of my interests.

I hope there's a lot more we'll share.

Uh, allow me.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

[Ring]

Please leave a message after the beep.

[Beep]

Gina, you still there? Baby, it's martin.

There's something I want to tell you.

Gina! Gina! Damn!

Tommy, man,

What me and gina fought over was stupid.

I got to get my baby back.

I got to tell you, tommy, cole,

Success is nothing without someone you love to share it with.

Billy dee was on his show today.

He told you to say that.

So? That's how I feel.

Damn, martin, I forgot how your hallway smelled.

O.k., What is the emergency,

And what do you want?

Pam, I need you.

I know you're horny and everything,

But gina's my best friend.

Please, stop wishing, o.k.?

Now, where is she?

I'm not telling.

I'm not letting you hurt her anymore.

You're not telling, even though it's an emergency?

What's the emergency?

Her father, pam. He was hurt in an avalanche.

Aaahhhh! Wrong. He's in mexico. Try again.

Aaahhhh! Well, excuse me.

It was an el avalanchio.

Now, where is she?

If gina wanted to call you, she'll call you.

So stop sweating her.

There's a phone where she is.

Ha ha ha! She's in a phone booth. Let's go.

She's on a date in a restaurant.

How did you know that?

I didn't, but you just told me.

Ha ha! Now, this restaurant gina's at--

Are there any golden arches involved?

There would be if you were taking her out.

Whoa! O.k., All right.

So it's an expensive place that she's at.

It's the kind of place you take a woman

When you want to impress her.

Chez maurice. Chez maurice.

Ha!

Why don't you leave her alone?

This guy's perfect for her. You're too late.

No!

It's never too late for love.

I got to go change. Thanks, pam.

Hey, pam. Thanks, o.k.? It's for the better.

Thank you, pam--

You try it, cole, and I'll bust you upside your head.

Mademoiselle, flowers from the gentleman.

Oh, michael, that is so sweet.

You shouldn't have.

I didn't.

Oh, not that gentleman.

That gentleman.

Ahh...

Sir, we're not going to have the same problem

We had last time, are we?

Nah, I'm chilling, garcon. Peace.

Thank you, sir.

For this, you can wreck the place.

It's only right.

You want my hand to fall off?

Ahh, gina.

Gina, gina.

It's been a long time.

Martin, it was just last night.

Well, a night without you, baby,

Is like an eternity.

Heh heh heh heh.

Cigarette?

I don't smoke, and neither do you.

I do now, gina.

Since you left me,

I might as well smoke, get lung cancer, and die.

Hi. My name is michael.

Do you two know each other?

This is my old boyfriend martin.

I should leave you two alone.

No need to, michael.

You won the woman.

Do you know what you have in this woman?

Yes.

I've got a woman

Who appreciates the finer things in life.

And if I get the chance,

I'm going to shower her with nothing but the best.

Whoo! That's nice, michael.

But what do you mean by the finer things in life?

Well, take tonight.

I picked her up in my sl...

Mmm.

Took her to the finest restaurant,

And later on tonight we'll drink -year-old cognac

In my neo-italian furnished apartment.

Whoo!

Damn, michael!

You make me want to go. Can I go?

Well, michael, I can't afford all that.

All I could do is light some candles,

Put on some luther vandross--

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪

Draw up a

And then lay her down on a soft bed

Covered with rose petals.

Then stare into her eyes,

And she'll stare back at me and go,

"You go, boy."

But I guess that's not the finer things in life,

Huh, gina?

I'm going to the men's room.

Get ready, regina.

What are you doing?

Trying to win you back, gina.

Now, what's up, babe?

You don't want him. You know you want me.

Oh, o.k., So it's like that.

I'm too late, huh?

I'll go...

Because if I stay,

I'll just get in your way.

So I'll go,

But I'll think of you every step of the way.

Bittersweet memories, gina.

That's all I'm taking with me.

So, goodbye.

Don't you cry.

We both know I'm not what you need.

♪ And I will always love you ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ And I will always love you ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ And I will always love ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ You ♪♪

Yeah!

Look, gina, I'm sorry.

This is all my fault. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, too, baby.

I know you're different from me, but I love that.

Let's not fight anymore.

If we don't fight, we can't make up.

That's right.

Yeah. Martin, I have missed you so much.

I would rather fight with you

Than just get along with somebody I don't love.

Aah!

Uh...

Uh...

Oh, damn!

We sorry.

Sorry.

Uh...um...

It's been a long time.

It's been a while.

Um, uh, garcon, garcon.

Champagne for everybody, man.

The party that's in the bathroom is paying for it.

We out of here.


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