03x04 - Crete

[bunniefuu]

Oh.

Cast your gaze over these charts

and let me know what's wrong
with this scenario.

Erm...

Well, it all looks great to me,
Captain.

Absolutely.
Shipshape and Bristol fashion.

Just how we like it. Well done.

She'll be seeing us out of a job
in the not-too-distant future.

Not too soon, I hope.
CAPTAIN CHUCKLES

Well, I suppose
I better brace myself

to consult
with the notorious Mr Blake.

Oh, the original '80s bad boy.

He and his cohorts were plastered
all over the papers

when I was a boy.

It's enough to make my mother choke
on her crumpets.

Well, I'm happy to do
the pleasantries, if you'd rather.

I've got a bit of time
before the Port Souda pilot arrives.

Well, in that case, I shall leave
Mr Blake in your capable hands.

ON TANNOY: 'Second Officer Bailey,

'please report
to the medical centre.'

See, the thing is, Jack...
people were desperate

for a bit of high-octane glamour.

And, my God,
did we give it to them, mm?

Opulence, excitement, excess.

I wouldn't mind all the luxury
yachts and the private jets.

For such private people,

they definitely did a lot
of shouting about it.

He likes to think he's got me
on a short lead.

I've been trying to get rid of him
for years.

JACK CHUCKLES
Monty Bloomberg.

Bloomberg talent management.

Yeah, the power behind the throne.
Or so we let him think.

Only I know
where all the bodies are buried.

Pretty star-studded portfolio.

Yep. And we all know
which star shone the brightest.

Chelsea Meadows.

Camera loved her
almost as much as I did.

You loved the fortune you made
taking pictures of her.

All they ever did was fight.

Mm.

Oh, but they're making-up.

She is an absolute legend.

The supermodels' supermodel.

Your infamous Alfie Blake
photoshoots just set the bar.

Can I have a word?
Mm-hm.

I've had a tip-off from head office.

They're doing a spot check
on the ship.

Oh, what? When?

As soon as we dock.

Apparently, the inspector's
a bit of a Rottweiler.

Angela Boden?

Lower the lifeboats, Frankie.
I wanna get off.

♪ I'm going on an adventure

♪ And I got a feeling
The sun's gonna shine

♪ Shine, the sun's gonna shine

♪ I'm in love with the ocean

♪ And I got a feeling
I'm sailing tonight

♪ Tonight, I'm sailing tonight

♪ It's because of you

♪ Your love is an ember

♪ I'm going on an adventure
With you on my mind

♪ I'm going on an adventure
With you on my mind. ♪

SCOFFS

Naturally, the photoshoot
will be of national interest.

A reclusive supermodel returns
to the limelight.

I'm anticipating a bidding w*r.

You'll need to make me
a serious offer,

then perhaps we can talk again.

I'm gonna need you
on point today, Jack. OK?

I'm gonna need everybody on point

because these spot checks,
they can be brutal.

We've got this, mate. Come on.

With your brains and my good looks,
it's tens across the board. OK?

Mm. I hope so.
Hey.

Are you going to introduce me?
Mm-hm.

Alfie Blake,
First Officer Kate Woods.

Pleased to meet you.

Ah, the pleasure is all mine.

I think I might have just found
my cruise muse.

THEY LAUGH
Now, now, Alfie, put her down.

Oh, wow.

So, these are all from the legendary
Goddess Collection.

Chelsea Meadows,
the epitome of '80s chic.

As seen through the lens
of this self-proclaimed genius.

Self-proclaimed?
Put it away, dear.

I swear, he sleeps with
that ruddy thing round his neck.

They're putting all these
on display for the passengers.

An intimate exhibition
of a bygone era.

And you'll all be thrilled to know

that I've convinced Chelsea herself
to sit for me again.

Wow. Bit of a coup, isn't it?

We haven't finished
thrashing out the details yet.

Pegasus Point is the site
of our original Goddess photoshoot,

so what could be more fitting?

Isn't Chelsea a famous recluse
these days, or...?

To us mere mortals, maybe.

Access all areas, darling.

Chelsea never could say no to Alfie.

JACK CHUCKLES

ON TANNOY: 'Kalimera. We have now
arrived in magical, mythical Crete.

'Embrace your inner gods
and goddesses

'in the birthplace of Zeus himself.

'Blessed are those
who book one of our major tours,

'not the "Minotaur"!

'Tickets are on offer
at the Shore Experiences deck,

'or ask any one
of our wonderful staff,

'who are always happy to assist.'

You spend much time
with the Captain recently? Hm?

I just wondered
if you'd noticed anything unusual

about his behaviour.

Not especially. Why do you ask?

It's just a lapse he made
the other day.

KNOCKING ON DOOR

Hey.

Fancy whisking me off
to the wilds of Crete this afternoon

for a Metaxa or two?

And I don't mean you, Piers.

SHE SIGHS
I've got so much paperwork to do.

Oh, come on, you've been flat out,
even by your standards.

You deserve a break.

Piers, do you mind?

Go ahead. I'll try to keep
the ship afloat without you.

I'll see you in 20 minutes.
OK.

Er, listen, forget what I said
about Marlowe.

I think
I'm just overthinking things.

You'd think a ship's navigator
would be able to read a map.

It is not my fault
that we don't have any reception.

Why don't we stop here,
ask for directions and grab a drink?

All right.

Excuse me. Hi.
We're looking for Pegasus Point.

Oh, you're not far away, my friends.
But first, come in. Relax.

Sit a little. Drink a little!
Take the weight off your feet.

The best table
for my two favourite customers.

He doesn't miss a trick, does he?
No.

JACK GROANS

Thank you.
Thank you, sir.

Sorry, erm, can I just ask?

Is that Chelsea Meadows?

WHISPERS: She has a farm nearby,
but she prefers to keep to herself.

Oh, those hairpin bends.
My stomach is in absolute knots.

Oh, my God.
Oh, shut up, Monty.

You sound like an old woman.


is daylight robbery.

Yeah, well, no doubt you'll be
invoicing me for it sooner or later.

Alfie.
Oh!

Oh, hello.

ALFIE CHUCKLES

Hey, we've been driving around
these infernal roads forever.

It's like the bleeding Labyrinth.

THEY CHUCKLE

Oh! Er, we're looking
for Chelsea Meadows' place.

She does not like photographers.

Yeah, well, I'm not
some common shutterbug, mate.

Chelsea and I go way back.

Can't we just phone her
or something?

Why didn't she give you an address?

You will not find her.
She does not wish to be found.

Well, he's about as useful
as your dodgy Wi-Fi.

Well, that's the last time
I let you use my hotspot.

Put your hand in your pocket, Monty.
Rakis all around.

KATE GROANS

So much for a peaceful afternoon.

MONTY: I swear he can sniff out
a gambling table from miles off.

Once a cheat, always a cheat.

Now, then, Ari, old chap,
no-one likes a sore loser.

SPEAKS GREEK

That is a slanderous accusation!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Everyone, let us calm down.

He's just drank too much raki.

THEY SPEAK GREEK

Come on, Alfie.
Let's not have too much fun.

And never come back!

You think I wanna come back
to this stinking old dump?

Come on!

Look, can we just pay our bill,
please?

We should get to Pegasus Point.
Keep the change.

Thank you.

Listen, I don't think we should
leave Alfie here on his own.

He'll be fine.
He's got Monty to look after him.

No, I'm not!

What took you so long?

Sorry. I came as quickly as I could.
Help me with these.

Chelsea! Chelsea, darling.
It's me, Alfie.

Get in the car.
Chelsea!

Get in the car! Pandora, let's go.
OK.

Don't be such a drama queen!

She had no idea you were coming.

You might lie to everybody else,
but you never lie to me!

You stupid, washed-up old fool!

What does that make you?

Why don't we head back
to the ship, yeah?

No, no, no. I'm a big boy.
I can look after myself.

FRANKIE: Feel the golden breath
travelling through your body.

COLIN: Golden what?
In.

COLIN INHALES
One, two, three, four.

And out, one, two, three, four.

Colin Smallwood.

Angela Boden.

I've been looking forward to this.

What a view.

Just what I was thinking.

THEY CHUCKLE

Did you see Chelsea's face
when she saw Alfie?

I'm surprised he didn't turn
to stone.

Yeah, I don't know
who was less pleased to him,

Chelsea or that guy Ari
from the taverna.

Right, no more natural wonders,
please.

My feet are k*lling me.
You are such a heathen.

It is pretty special, though.
I'll give you that. Mm.

Jack...

SIRENS BLARING

We should never have left him here
by himself.

It was an accident waiting
to happen.

This was not an accident.

He's got a blunt trauma wound
to his forehead.

Looks like he was hit
with something heavy...

..right here on the spot where
they shot the Goddess Collection.

What's he doing here?
Oh.

Paying his last respects? Hey!

Didn't expect to see you here.

I heard about the accident
and came to see for myself.

Bit of a coincidence, isn't it?

Alfie Blake wins a load of money
off you and your mates,

then ends up dead
five minutes down the road.

I'm not a penniless peasant.

I wouldn't k*ll a man
over a few euros.

What would you k*ll a man for?
You recognised him, didn't you?

"Once a cheat, always a cheat."

I've known many men like him.

Why didn't you tell him
that Chelsea was at your taverna?

She didn't want to talk to him.
How would you know?

Who knows what goes on
in a woman's heart?

She had quite the reaction
when she saw him, didn't she?

What was the deal between them two?
We know they've got history.

That has nothing to do with me.

Look, back at the taverna,
you mentioned that she had a farm.

Where do we find it?

Chelsea doesn't owe anyone answers.

We're not gonna cause any trouble.
We just want to talk to her.

ON TANNOY:
'We'd like to invite any...'

And so here we are at the Aurea Spa,

an oasis of tranquillity to pamper
your body and nourish your soul.

Oh, save it
for your wall stickers, Colin.

I want to know the thread count
on the robes.

And I do hope the therapy oils
are a higher grade

than that synthetic cologne that's
currently punching me in the face.

It's just through here.

Oh, sorry, I'm almost done.

No probs.

We can entertain ourselves,
catch up on old times.

Oh, you two know each other?

Oh, he's done rather well
for himself, hasn't he?

Considering.

Come on, Jamil... in your own time.

Here you go, madam.
Oh.

A fruit smoothie.
Thank you.

Mmm!

I'm glad someone around here
knows what they're doing.

Well, Jamil is one of our most best
and valued stewards.

Oh, well, then, I'm not surprised

you've got him running around
after you.

You always were a talent vampire.

Right! Ready for my pamper package.

I take it your therapist
won't be running late.

KEYPAD BEEPS

God, she's not your biggest fan.

Yeah. Let's just try not to give her
any more ammunition, shall we?

You sure this is the place?

It's got to be, right?

Ari said it was a little farm
behind the vineyard.

That's the car she got into.

It doesn't look
like there's anyone home.

KNOCKING ON DOOR

Hi. Is Ms Meadows there?
We'd like to speak to her.

This is a private residence.
Ms Meadows is not taking visitors.

I think she might want
to talk to us.

Alfie Blake is dead.

It's all right, Pandora. Erm...

..you'd better come through.
Thank you.

We noticed from what happened
back at the taverna

that things looked a little bit
strained between you and Mr Blake.

Sorry, you are...?

Kate Woods, first officer.

Mr Blake was a passenger
on my cruise ship.

Jack Grayling, on-board ops.

Did you know
that Alfie was visiting the island?

Well, he's been threatening
to make an appearance

for the last 30 years, so...

I'd thought he'd got the message.

So you didn't agree
to sit for him, then?

Sit? Am I Labrador?

Where did you go after
your altercation at the taverna?

My housekeeper picked me up.

I just came straight home.
I was tired. I get tired easily.

So that was the last time
you saw Alfie,

at the Taverna Mythica?

Thankfully, yes.

No love lost between you two, then?

Alfie was self-serving,
greedy, arrogant.

I mean...

maybe not at the beginning, but...

once the fame grew
and the money came in,

it ruined him.

It would've ruined me if I'd let it.

Look, I know you've been over this
with the police,

but talk me through it again,
just so I'm clear.

You left the taverna
at three, right?

Where did you go?

I came straight back to the ship.

I had phone calls to make
in my cabin.

Ears to be whispered in,
palms to be greased.

It's a dirty business,
but someone's got to do it.

And all this can be corroborated?

Despite his many and obvious faults,
Alfie was my best friend.

I... loved him.

And now he's gone.

PHONE RINGS

But the wheels of commerce stop
for no man.

Jerry, you old reprobate!
To what do I owe this dishonour?

MONTY CHUCKLES
No, no, of course, no.

Needs must when the devil drives,
especially with a 5-iron.

How's Martin?

He's got his timings wrong.

He didn't get back to the ship
till gone 5pm.

Are you sure?
Mm.

I nearly bumped into him when I was
taking that scary inspector lady

one of her fruit smoothies.

Why would he lie?

Your cheese tree is tilting,
your lettuce is wilting,

and your head chef is sweating
harder than the honey-glazed ham.

Oh, Colin! You're clearly out
of your depth on every level.

Right, desserts!

Why are you letting her do this
to you?

Look, I've seen you break up
Scouse hen fights single-handed,

so why does Angela Boden
scare you so much?

I don't know,
she's just a part of my old life

that I'd rather forget, that's all.

Were you, like, together?

What?! No.
Well, not like that, any road.

Do you want me to sling her
in the brig?

She'd probably start rating
the rubber on the mattress.

Oh, erm, I saw Jack.
Oh, yeah?

I told him you wanted him to tag in
and cruise-schmooze the Kraken,

but he's off investigating
Alfie Blake's death.

Ah, great [!)

Well, it's good to know
he's got his priorities in place.

Mm.
Oh, Colin?

Can I borrow you for a moment?

FRANKIE SIGHS
Good luck, mate.

BELL TOLLS

Why don't you just confront him?

I mean, if he lied about
where he was when Alfie died...

Sometimes it's better to give people
a bit more rope, isn't it?

And from what I've seen of Monty,

he'd do anyone over
for a couple of quid.

Such a shame
about Alfie and Chelsea.

I mean, they were literally
the golden couple of their time.

Till all the gilt came flaking off.
You are such a cynic.

Realist.

I mean, they were inseparable,
all over the newspapers.

And then suddenly, it's just him.
Oh, with a string of supermodels.

Chelsea stepped away
from the limelight

and just let the rumours fly.

I also hadn't realised
she'd had a breakdown.

There's an article here
from a tabloid journalist.

Well, most people just presume that
she'd checked herself into rehab.

Virtually disappeared overnight.

PHONE CHIMES

Oh. Monty's put out a press release.

He didn't waste any time.

"In the wake of Alfie Blake's
tragic demise,

"sales of his back catalogue
are set to skyrocket."

Well, there's one person that stands
to profit from Alfie's death.

You see? Give people enough rope...

Yeah, but this...

this is the jewel in the crown.

A rare print from the 1980s,
part of Alfie's private collection.

Make me an offer.

MONTY LAUGHS

And then double it, you old shark,

and we might get somewhere
near an acceptable figure.

I'll call you back.

Another potential customer?

Alfie's barely cold in his grave,

and you're already selling
his collection.

MONTY SIGHS

Just trying to hype up the market,

scrabble together enough collateral
to pay off his creditors.

I mean, you know how it works,
Mr Showbiz.

It's all smoke and mirrors.

Look, we know you lied about when
you got back on the ship yesterday.

Security have confirmed
the exact time code,

and there's almost two hours
unaccounted for.

During those two hours, Alfie died.

And now I catch you
selling his personal effects.

Doesn't look good, does it?

I was sounding out
the local galleries,

trying to drum up some interest
in the photographs

and rake some cash back in to cover
the cost of this cursed trip.

That, for the record, I paid for,
for both of us.

On a promise of a photoshoot
that was never going to happen.

Alfie claimed
we'd have a world exclusive.

"Legendary recluse Chelsea Meadows
bares all."

He said it was set in stone,
that we make a fortune,

that he'd pay me back
every penny he owed me,

and that was a lot of pennies.

So you were angry with him.

MONTY SIGHS

Look, I wanted to hit him
where it hurt.

In the wallet!
I didn't want him dead.

The forecast is favourable.
Blue sky and calm waters.

Just what the doctor ordered.
Yes, sir.

Oh, Officer Woods.
Captain.

Right. I'll leave you to finalise
the passage plan from Corfu.

Corfu, Captain?
We're currently docked in Crete.

Of course we are.

I'm just keeping both of you
on your toes.

How often is he, er,
having these lapses?

Oh, he's just been a little bit
off par recently, that's all. Hm.

But you kept it to yourself.

Well, if I thought his competency
was compromised,

I would say something.

Well, let's keep an eye on it.
Mm-hm.

What happens on the bridge
stays on the bridge.

DOOR CLOSES

ON TANNOY: 'The musical will begin
at 7pm in the Grand Theatre.'

Ah, here he is.

Our star performer
and resident heart-throb,

it's Mr Jack Grayling.

Very pleased to meet you.

SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

Your reputation precedes you,
Angela.

And you deserve the VIP treatment.

So I'm going to give you front-row
seats for tonight's performance.

Oh.

I'd have hoped all your guests
get the VIP treatment.

I mean, that's why people choose us

for their holiday of a lifetime,
after all.

Right! You were going to show me
the casino?

WHISPERS: Yes, I was.

Oh, finally, someone that's immune
to your charms.

Well, it had to happen
sooner or later.

JACK SIGHS

I'd go steady on that if I were you.
It's not gonna help anything.

I should have known better.

The reunion with Chelsea,
it was always going to end in tears.

Chelsea had a breakdown
at one point, right?

Something like that.

We know that she spent some time
in a clinic on the island.

In recovery.

That's what all the papers said.

Oh, come on, Monty.

You know where all the bodies
are buried, remember?

Agia Estina was a hospital...

of sorts.

It had a discreet unit

for ladies who found themselves
in a bit of a bind.

Very hush-hush.

Discretion was everything
in those days.

Are you telling us
that Chelsea was pregnant?

Amazingly,
the press never picked up on it.

Did Alfie know about the baby?

He told Chelsea she needed
to have a termination.

Things were different back then.

Her career on the catwalk
would have been finished.

As would his meal ticket.

It's the reason things ended
so bitterly between them.

But she did go through
with a termination, yeah?

I understand she desperately wanted
to keep the baby.

Alfie and Ari,
the owner of the taverna,

they seemed
to know each other already.

Alfie was always talking
about some local guy

who fell madly in love with Chelsea
when they were sh**ting Goddess.

Did Ari know about the baby?

He must have been the reason
Chelsea stayed on the island

and broke off all contact
with Alfie.

I looked up the Heraklion
birth registry of 1992.

Not a lot of babies born
on the island,

and only one to a Hayley Skinner.

Hayley Skinner?

Chelsea's real name.
Oh.

Oh, yeah, it doesn't really have
a supermodel ring to it, does it?

"Father unknown."

Look at the baby's name.

Pandora is Chelsea's daughter.

We need to ask you some questions.

I've already spoken to the police.

And did you tell them about
your lifelong rivalry with Alfie?

What rivalry?

That on-off affair he had
with Chelsea back in the day.

It was the talk of the tabloids.

She came here to escape all that.
The fame, the money, notoriety.

Did you know that Alfie Blake
was the father of her child?

I'm the closest thing to a father
Pandora ever had.

And then Alfie turns up again
out of the blue.

You would have wanted
to protect her.

That man wasn't fit
to be anyone's father.

You must have been annoyed when he
just swanned into your restaurant.

You must have been angry.

The only reason he came here
was money.

He didn't understand the real value
of anything, least of all family.

I would have k*lled him in
a heartbeat for what he did to her.

I'm happy he's dead,
but I had nothing to do with it.

I was nowhere near Pegasus Point
when he died.

And I had a restaurant full
of customers who can vouch for me,

all snapping away, posting pictures.

It's all out there
if you want proof.

Now, if you don't mind,
I have work to do.

If Chelsea's worried
about her secret slipping out,

she would have done anything
to stop it.

But we need evidence to attach her
to the m*rder.

Put it away, dear.

I swear, he sleeps with
that ruddy thing round his neck.

Alfie's camera.

He wasn't wearing it around his neck
when we found him.

And he never went anywhere
without it.

ON TANNOY: 'A full list
of today's onboard events

'can be found
in your cabin itinerary.'

Let me know
if you spy Colin Smallwood.

I've had verrucas easier
to get rid of.

Yes.

Sorry.

Can I just ask what he's done
to upset you so much?

He's a great cruise director.

The guests love him.
The crew love him.

I'm trying to get on the
entertainment team myself, actually.

Good for you. Follow your dreams.

But don't throw them in with Colin.

That's very slippery sand
to build a house on, believe you me.

Oh.

We used to be dance partners.
Latin, ballroom, sequins and sweat.

Until my parents dragged me off
on a five-star holiday to Zante,

just as the north-west
regional heats were being drawn.

She just disappeared
off the face of the earth.

She wouldn't answer her phone.

I even shoved a note
through her door at one point,

but nothing, just radio silence.

I didn't know what I'd done wrong.

We'd done all that training,
you know, for months -

well, years, really -

and it was all leading up to this,
the big one.

I can't believe she just left me
in the lurch.

I was devastated.

I wanted to stay at home,
practising with Colin,

but my parents weren't the kind
of people that you said "no" to.

So I took advantage
of the all-inclusive buffet,

and I mean...
I really took advantage.

When I got home, I'd been dumped.
He had a new dance partner.

Beverley Crabapple, the skinny cow.
And they went on to win.

And I sat at home,
sobbing into my scampi fries,

way too fat for Colin Smallwood.

COLIN CLEARS
HIS THROAT

I didn't care
what shape or size you were.

Oh, your paso doble
was a phenomenon, Ange.

You were the best dance partner
I ever had.

JACK: Camera's got to be around here
somewhere.

We need sniffer dogs or something.
Well, fat chance of that.

You liked Alfie, didn't you?

Well, he lived by his own rules,
didn't he?

And he didn't care
what anyone else thought.

Lots to be said for it.

He had a grown-up child
that he didn't even get to know.

Are you OK?

You seem a bit distracted.

There was an incident
on the bridge this morning,

but it's... it's nothing
that can't be resolved.

You know I'm always here
if you ever need to off-load?

I know. Thank you.

Hang on. What's that?

PANDORA: Made you some lunch.

I'm not hungry.

You still should eat something.

PANDORA SIGHS

Come here.

Back straight. Chin up.

You know, you have his eyes.

Lunch is inside.

Bingo.

Now, Jack, we really should
give that to the police.

Of course.

But no harm in checking
the memory card first.

THEY CHUCKLE

These are just pictures
of Pegasus Point.

Maybe Alfie was just looking
to recapture the moment.

Hang on a minute.

Isn't that...?

Chelsea Meadows.

What was she doing there?

Why did he have to come
and find me, Ari?

We were happy enough, weren't we?
Just the three of us.

Pandora had the right
to see her father.

I just... I just didn't want him
anywhere near her.

If there's something you need
to share with me...

..you know I will take it
to the grave.

SHE SNIFFLES

I just couldn't let him ruin
what we had, all this.

KNOCKING ON DOOR

Ms Meadows, we found Alfie's camera.

The pictures on it prove
you were there at the crime scene.

Why did you lie to us?
You don't have to answer that.

CHELSEA INHALES
Because, er...

..I didn't want you to know

that I was responsible
for Alfie's death.

I k*lled him. I did it.

I'm sorry.

He, erm...

He somehow got hold of my number,
was messaging me, wanting to meet.

I was convinced
he found out the truth.

That Pandora is more
than just a housekeeper.

'I thought
if I could persuade him...'

Chelsea?

'..just convince him
to leave us alone.'

I knew you'd wanna see me, darling.

Let's talk, catch up...

..reminisce about the good old days.

Come on, darling. Strike a pose.
SHUTTER CLICKS

'But he hadn't changed.'

Still brash.

Self-entitled.
I mean, after all these years.

And he kept pushing that camera
in my face.

Then something snapped.
SHAKY EXHALE

Jack.

I'm sorry, I...

WHISPERS: No.
I can't listen to this.

You've, erm...
You've both got it really wrong.

Your mother's
just made a confession.

A mother who has always
been ashamed of me.

Pandora, I've got this, please.
Mum, come on.

You lied to the world
about having a child.

Stop it.
It's true.

I'm your...
I'm your dirty little secret.

I was trying to protect you.
Just listen to your mother, Pandora.

I didn't need you
to protect me, OK?

Either of you.

You think Alfie cared about you? Hm?

He told me to get rid of the baby,
my baby.

I needed to hear that from him.

When we got back from the taverna,
I looked at your phone,

and I could see
he'd been messaging you.

So I texted him.

I dressed up as my mother to, erm...

..to help lure him in.

'Only the showdown didn't go
quite as planned.'

SHUTTER CLICKS

You're not...

But the resemblance is there.

Don't you think so...

..Daddy?

He must have been shocked
to find out he had a daughter.

Yeah. He just...

..laughed in my face.
LAUGHS BITTERLY

Er, if it's money you're after...?
No, no. No!

I don't want money.

I want you to care.

HE LAUGHS

Care?!

It's a bit late for that,
sweetheart.

She told me you never wanted me.
Yeah, she got that much right.

The day I knocked her up,
that was the end,

the end of our glorious adventure.

Well, erm, it's not too late.

Maybe we can make up for lost time?

You're just a stranger
in your mother's clothes.

Save yourself the heartache,
darling.

Alfie's not interested
in playing daddy to anyone.

Wait. No. Dad, Dad! Dad!

Give me my camera back.

Give me my camera back!

SHE SCREAMS,
HE GRUNTS

SHE PANTS

SHE PANTS

PANDORA SOBS

Baby, what's happened?

And then the two of you conspired
to cover everything up.

I owe her that much.

After everything
I've put her through.

I'm sorry.
The police are on their way.

Oh, no.
CHELSEA SOBS

It's OK, Mum. Mum.

No!
Stop. Listen.

I need you to be strong.
You need to be strong now.

I'm so sorry. I love you.
It's OK, Mum.

Oh, my little baby girl.

CHELSEA SOBS

Right, I think
I've got everything I need.

I just wanted to say
it was lovely meeting you.

You, my friend, show real promise.

I think you'll go far.
Thank you.

I'm glad we were finally able
to shed some light

on those outstanding issues.
Mm.

Ange?

I can't believe we were at odds
for all those years.

Next time I'm on board,
maybe we can have that dance?

I'm sure
you've still got great legs.

You better believe it, kid.

Wow.
Mm.

How do you think it went?

Well, I think... we might have
just dodged an iceberg.

Hmm.
Mm-hm.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

SONG: 'Waiting
For A Star To Fall'

♪ I hear your name
Whispered on the wind

♪ It's a sound that makes me cry

♪ I hear a song blow again and again

♪ Through my mind
And I don't know why

♪ I wish I didn't feel
So strong about you

♪ Like happiness and love
Revolves around you

ALL: ♪ Trying to catch your heart

♪ Is like trying to catch a star

♪ So many people love you, baby

♪ That must be what you are

♪ Waiting for a star to fall

♪ Carry your heart into my arms

♪ That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah

♪ Waiting for a star to fall

♪ Carry your heart into my arms

♪ That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah

♪ I've learned to feel
What I cannot see

♪ But with you, I lose my vision

♪ I don't know
How to dream your dream

♪ So I'm caught up
In the superstition

♪ I wanna reach out
And pull you to me

♪ Who says I should let
A wild one go free?

♪ Trying to catch your heart

♪ Is like trying to catch a star

♪ So many people love you, baby

♪ That must be what you are

♪ Waiting for a star to fall

♪ Carry your heart into my arms

♪ That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah

♪ Waiting for a star to fall

♪ Carry your heart into my arms

♪ That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah

♪ Waiting
However long

♪ I don't like waiting

♪ I'll wait for you

♪ It's so hard waiting

♪ Don't be too long

♪ Seems like waiting

♪ Makes me love you even more

♪ Waiting for a star to fall... ♪
VOCALISING

♪ Carry your heart into my arms

♪ That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah

♪ Waiting for a star to fall

♪ I'll carry your heart
Into my arms

♪ That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah. ♪

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

'I'm delighted to announce that
we've now docked at Cape Verde.'

I just found out Goran applied
for the Ents job.

I would throw in the towel
before you make a fool of yourself.

So, she's on the grief cruise?

Well, hello, sailor.

If the captain has lost control
of his faculties,

we will have
to take appropriate action.

Stop pointing that thing at me!

She did say she had a stalker.

Go speak to the Englishman
with the camera.

He was the one following her.

So, you're a detective now?
I don't see you getting very far.

g*n c*ck

♪ You thought you'd run away now

♪ From the troubles in your life

♪ And watch a new horizon in the sky

♪ But now the truth's
Caught up with you

♪ Forever, it's waiting for you

♪ In the deep blue. ♪