02x11 - The Ulti-Bat Rises

[bunniefuu]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels ♪

♪ Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile reading]

[chittering]

[squeaks in excitement]

[screams]

[roars]

Redbird's revving up
a T-Rexcellent adventure!

That new remote MOE
built for the robot T-Rex
is Bat-tastic!

Okay, Red,
it's someone else's turn now.

But we just got here.

You walked it all the way
here from the Batcave.

Come on, team,
everyone will get a chance
to play with the T-Rex.

Yeah, and now's my chance!

[country instrumental
music playing]

[Bibi] Check it out!
It's a stunt dino!

[all laugh]

No way!
This dinosaur is a dancer.

[ballet music playing]

Whoo! Oh, that was nice!

Now it's my turn!

Let's see how strong
this dino really is.

[captivating music playing]

It's my turn again.

-[Buff] Hey!
-[Redbird] Oops.

-Somebody grab the remote!
-[Quizz] I got it!

Or did you mean
someone that's not
with the Legion of Zoom?

[Bibi] Hey! Give that back!

[laughs wickedly]

[grunts]

Sorry, Bibi.
But finders keepers,
Batwheels, weepers.

[laughs]

[Badcomputer]
Now what do we have here?

Crash, I'm actually asking.

We've been over this.

Turn me around. So I can see.

[Crash] Oh, uh, right, right.
Sorry, oh, Emperor of Evil.

[Badcomputer] Hmm.
A giant robot dinosaur.

Well, this is a welcome gift.

Thank you, Batwheels.

That's not for you.

-Give it back.
-I think not.

Let's have
a little Jurassic joust.

Jestah!

A T-Rex rumble.
This is gonna be fun.

Ha!

[thuds]

[screams] Whoa!

Whoa!

[chuckles]

-Whoa!
-[tires screech]

Whoa!

Take some-a this!

-Ah!
-[clangs]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Ha!

Whoa! Whoa!

[grunts and groans]

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[screams]

-[all laugh]
-[Quizz] Nice try, Batwheels.

[all cackle]

So, how are we gonna use
the big old batty T-Rex,
Mr. Badcomputer?

We are going to do
the one thing we've
never been able to do.

We're going to eat...

[commercial announcer]
Treat yourself to a fabulous
bubble bath.

[Badcomputer exclaims]
Switch me to channel seven!

Mm-hmm.
We're going to use this T-Rex
to break into the Batcave

and finally steal Batcomputer's
motherboard!

[commercial announcer]
Your skin will be silky smooth.

[Badcomputer]
Ah! Try the rabbit ears!

[Batwheels revving]

Look who's back.

Did you have fun
playing with the...

Wait a minute.

Where's the T-Rex?

[sighs] The Legion of Zoom
stole the remote.

And now they're
controlling the dino.

What? Oh, that's terrible news.

It couldn't be worse!

I've located the T-Rex.

It appears to be heading
for the Batcave.

It's worse. [screams]

-It's coming here?
-How are we gonna stop it?

-[Redbird] We need
something super strong.
-[Buff] And huge!

Strong and huge.

That gives me an idea!

It's something
I developed with Batman,

but it's never been tested.

Now, where is it?

A-ha! I call it the giant mega
ultramechaMOEmentous growbot!

[Batcomputer] MOE,
that's not the name
Batman chose.

Okay, that's not its name.

But it should be!

Anyway, follow me,
as I present to you...

the Ulti-Bat!

[in singsong voice] Ul-ti-Bat!

[in normal voice] Ulti-Bat.

[in singsong voice] Ul-ti-Bat!

Ul-ti-Bat!

[all gasp]

[in normal voice] Ulti-Bat!

Whoa! So cool!

Now, that's Bat-tastic!

Anyway, we just need to lift
Bam up into the head and...

Wait. I'm controlling it?

[MOE] That's right.
You just roll right in

and use your tire
to control it.

Just like the Bat Big Rig.

Only it's a little
more complicated,
but you'll get it.

[locks click]

Okay.

Here goes nothing.

[hisses]

[all gasp]

[mechanical whirring]

-[thuds]
-[all grunt]

Whoa! Uh...
Here goes everything.

This is way harder to drive
than the Bat Big Rig.

I think...

I think I might need some help
controlling this thing.

[grunts]

Oh, no. The Legion of Zoom
is already here with the T-Rex.

-[doorbell dings]
-Sorry, Bam, there's no more
time to practice.

Just give it your best shot.

Whoa! I'm not ready.

Everything is unfolding
as I planned.

With Batman out of town,

I will turn the Batwheel's own
robot dinosaur against them.

And finally get my,
admittedly smallish,

T-Rex hands on the Batcomputer.

Oh, yeah! I can't wait
to get all smashy-smashy
with this thing.

But, uh,
how am I supposed to get

into the Batcave from here?

[mechanical whirring]

-[Prank gasps]
-[Ducky] Quack!

-[Jestah gasps]
-[Snowy] Oh, no.

Give me a break.

[captivating music playing]

A dinosaur against
a giant robot?

Does it get
any better than this?

Uh, okay.

Uh... [grunts] What do I do?

There's so many controls.

I can't do this all myself.

You can do it, Bam!

Just think of it as Batman,
but only bigger.

Really bigger.

Just like Batman.

Just like Batman.

Hey, I think I can do this.

No, I can't.

[screams]

[giggles]

Uh-oh!

[Batmobile groans]

That's not how you do it.

Here, let me try.

[Jestah] Hey! Give that back!

[roaring]

I'll show you
what this dino can do.

Ducky style.

Quack, quack.

Whoa!

[exclaims furiously]

That's bogus.

I've got it now!

Yes!

No.

[Ducky]
You call that handling it?

[Snowy] Come on, guys,
it's my turn! I've been
waiting all day!

[Quizz] I should control it!

[Prank] Aw, come on,
that's bogus!

Let me handle this!

Is this normally what happens
when I'm not around?

-Eh, pretty much.
-This is embarrassing.

You fools!

Stop your bickering
and destroy that robot!

[all arguing for controller]

[all grunting]

[all gasp]

[all] Uh-oh.

-[Crash] Retreat!
-[Ducky] Run!

Crash, turn me around.

You and your giant robot
thingy may have won this round.

But I'll be back,

with something
even bigger and stronger!

[commercial announcer]
Trying fabulous bubble bath.

Again?

Why can't we stream this?

[all cheering]

[MOE] Ah. Good ol' Rexy.

Back where you belong.

Thanks a lot, Bam.

That was a great work
out there.

I only won because the Zoomers
were acting all Zoomy

and arguing with each other.

-[Bibi] Oh, come on.
-You did great.

I don't know.

Trying to control the Ulti-Bat
by myself was really hard.

What do I do next time?

Yeah. Badcomputer said
he'd be back with something

even bigger and stronger.

Maybe all you need
is some practice.

Yeah. And I know
just how you can get some.

With the game of Bat-Ball.

You can do it, Bam.

Just move the legs left,
then go up-down.

Wait, leftward? Up-down?
Wait, what?

[ball clanging]

He's got the ball.
Throw it in the...

And they took it.

[Batmobile] No, no, no.
Oh, not again!

Aw, man.

Oh, this is embarrassing.

[MOE] Looking good out there.

Not good-good.
But you were trying.

I'm never gonna be able
to control this thing.

It's okay, Bam!

Badcomputer probably forgot
all about his plan.

Yeah,
what's he gonna do anyway?

Copy us and make
his own giant robot?

That's right.

I have copied the Ulti-Bat
and made my own giant robot!

[Zoomers cackling]

[Badcomputer]
I call it the Ulti-Bad!

[all gasp]

[Zoomers cackling]

[Badcomputer] This time,
you will all control
the giant robot.

That way, you won't fight
over a remote control.

[laughs]

And you can defeat
the Ulti-Bat together.

[laughs maliciously]

[Batmobile] They built
their own giant robot?

And all of them
are controlling it?

It'll be impossible
to stop them.

That's not true.

You can stop them
with the Ulti-Bat.

[Batmobile sighs] Maybe.

But I wish I could have
all of you helping me.

Just like their robot.

We're always stronger
as a team.

Yeah, and there's
nothing better
than working together.

Wait. If a Badcomputer
can make his robot

so they can control
it as a team,

then we can do the same thing.

-We can?
-Of course, you can, MOE.

You were made
for a job like this.

I mean, of course, we can!

First, I'll make two extra
docking stations for the legs.

One for Buff
and the other for Redbird.

And then, Batwing
can dock into the right arm,

and finally, Bibi,
into the left arm.

And ta-da!

You have a fully
team-operational Ulti-Bat!

-MOE...
-That...

-Was...
-Ah...

Credible!

I mean, amazing.

[chuckles] You were going for
"amazing." Got it.

Everyone,
get into your stations.

Let's do this!

-[Buff] This is awesome.
-[Redbird] Yeah!

[Batwing] Awesome.

Whoo-hoo!

Let's go.

We got this!

Hooked up and ready to go, Bam!

Batwing is the right
arm of justice.

And Bibi's on your left.

Bam,
locked in and ready to move.

We're the Ulti-Bat.

[all] Team Strong!

[MOE] Looking good up there.

And I added some extra features

that will use
all of your skills.

Test 'em out.

Red, test out the Bat-O-Flage.

I mean, Ulti-Flage!

[mechanical warbling]

And, Buff, activate boosters!

[mechanical warbling]

[whirring]

Wing, let's see those bat-nets.

And, Bibi, catch my Batarangs
with your magnetic cables!

[metal clangs]

Now that's teamwork.

Looking good, team.

But we're gonna have
to practice more

if we want to be Team Strong.

Let's play some Bat-Ball.

♪ We are Team Strong ♪

♪ We are invincible ♪

♪ We are Team Strong ♪

♪ We are invincible ♪

♪ We are Team Strong ♪

♪ We are invincible ♪

That's what I'm talking about.

The Ulti-Bat is so much easier
to handle as a team.

That's good to hear
because the Ulti-Bad

is headed this way.

You should be able to stop
it at Gotham Central Square.

Don't worry, BC.

We won't let that Ulti-Bad
get anywhere near you.

[hooks attach]

[uplifting music playing]

Ulti-Bat, move out!

[whirrs]

[truck horn honks]

[man] Hey, what's the deal?

[Jestah laughs mischievously]

-[Prank] All right.
-[Jestah] It's hammer time.

[Quizz] Show 'em who's boss!

[all laughing]

Hold it right there, Zoomers!

[truck horn honks]

Well, well, well.
Look who it is.

You really think
you're Ulti-Blah

is a match for the Ulti-Bad?

More than a match.

'Cause this time it's gonna
be a team effort!

-[Buff] Yeah.
-We're all in this together.

Team Strong.

Oh, yeah?
We're an even better team.

Speak for yourself.

I've got some umbrellas
up my sleeve.

Quack, quack.

[Batmobile] Incoming!
Red and Buff, spin around.

-[Buff] Doing it.
-[Redbird] Spinning.

[metal clanging]

They're turning
their back on us.

Snowy, give us an ice road,

so we can do
the Ulti-Bad slide.

Ooh! Ooh, ooh, yes!

That's a coldie, but a goodie.

Dude,
why is everyone taking my pun?

[whirring]

[ice crackling]

Ha! Pop quiz, Batwheels!

[trilling]

Nothing can stop the Ulti-Bad.

Finally, one of my plans
is actually working.

Yeah, I got to admit, I never
thought I'd see the day.

-[growls]
-I mean, you go, Badcomputer!

[chuckles nervously] Woo!

The Zoomers really
stepped up their game.

But don't forget,
we're stronger
when we work together.

Batwing, catch those drones.

Roger that. Nets away.

Oh! My drones!

-Let me...
-That was a total fail.

Now it's my turn.

We're gonna have a ball!

[laughs maliciously]

Arms, do your thing.

[Batwing and Bibi] Got it!

Yeah! [laughs]
Solid defense, team.

But let's get some
offense going.

I'm bowling for bad guys.

Oh!

[all exclaiming]

[all] Ow!

Get up! You can't just let them
roll over you like this!

-It's mine.
-Leave it to a professional.

No, I'm in charge!

[suspenseful music playing]

[snores]

Mmm... [continues snoring]

Redbird, Ulti-Flage us!

Now you see us,

now you Ulti-don't.

You have Bat-O-Flage
in that thing?

That's not fair!

[metal clanging]

Hi-yah!

[mechanical whirring]

[grunts furiously]

[both grunting]

[groans]

[grunts]

Time to pull out all the stops.

Let's go to mega Ulti-Bad mode!

Uh-oh.

[train horn honks]

Take some of this!

[laughs]

-Move faster, Buff.
-I'm trying!

Let's show 'em
how Ulti-Bad we can be!

[machine powering up]

-Look out!
-Quack, quack!

[Batwheels groaning]

[laughs maliciously]

[grunting]

-[groans]
-Yes. Yes!

Now, tie them up!

[Ducky laughs]

[tightening metal cable]

[all grunt]

I can't move the arm.

[exclaims in frustration]
Me, either!

We can't beat them.

[woman honks horn] Whoo-hoo.

Yes, we can.

We've still got our gadgets.

And if we use them together,
we can still win.

-Because we're...
-[all] Team Strong!

-[metal clangs]
-[car alarm blaring]

What?

[car alarm continues blaring]

-[car lock beeps]
-Yeah!

[whirrs]

Where did they get all those
wonderful toys?

[Batmobile] I got this one.

Launching Ulti-Batarang!

[zaps]

Oh, yeah?

Well, launching doughnut-arang!

[whooshes]

[grunts]

[all groan]

You're Ulti-ruining
my Ulti-plans!

You guys keep messing up.

I'm gonna stop them myself.

And let you get all the glory?

I'll stop them with umbrellas!

That's not the answer.

The answer is more drones!

No, the answer is ice.

It's always ice!

Who's up for pie? [laughs]

[Badcomputer]
What are you doing?

You're not working as a team!

Put me in that Ulti-Bad.
I'm taking over.

[Zoomers arguing]

Hey, watch it!

[continues arguing]

Whoa! We're falling!

Stop stalling!

Put my motherboard
in that robot!

-[Jestah] Bail out! Hey, wait!
-[Snowy shouts indistinctly]

[all exclaiming]

Mother...

Excellent.

Now I'm in control
of the Ulti-Ba...

-[device beeping and buzzing]
-What? What's going on?

Why is this buzzing?

Where am I?

Sorry, boss.
This is all I could find.

I think the snooze button
is broken.

Ah! Stop that!

Get me out of this!

No can do. We gotta run.

Yes, they're retreating.

All right. [laughs]

Now we, uh...

We should probably
clean up this mess
before anyone notices it.

♪ We are Team Strong ♪

♪ We are invincible ♪

[truck horn honks]

Well, if there's one thing
I'm sure of now,

is that five Batwheels
working together

is always better than one.

Yeah.
Nothing can stop this team.

[whirrs]

[all cheering]

[Bam singing]
♪ When we stand together ♪

♪ There's nothing we can't do ♪

♪ United we are strong ♪

♪ United we are true ♪

♪ We can face anything ♪

♪ Teamwork never fails ♪

♪ No matter what's against us ♪

♪ Batwheels will prevail ♪

♪ We are Team Strong! ♪