02x15 - Save the Bat Dance for Me!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile]
Save the Bat Dance for me.

[dance music playing]

[MOE] All right, Batwheels,

DJ Mo-torious M.O.E. has
another funky fresh beat
cooked up for ya.

So it's time for a dance-off!

-Let's see what you got.
-Oh, yeah.

Time to get dizzy with it.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Let's shake things up!

You know what they say?

When there's smoke,
there's fire!

Fire dance moves!

And roll! And turn!
And ha! Ha! Yeah.

Now that's what I call
brake-dancing.

Uh, you know,
'cause brakes? [chuckles]

And you're cars.

-[music stops]
-[crickets chirping]

-[dance music playing]
-[chuckles] Yeah, you get it.

-[Bibi] Whoo!
-Though nobody's got
moves like Bibi.

-Awesome!
-Except, maybe me.

Hey, we haven't seen
Red dance yet.

Oh, um... I'm busy right now.

I forgot. Got something
really important to do.

DJ Mo-torious M.O.E. says,
"Get out there,

and shake your bumpers."

[all chanting] Go Redbird.
Go Redbird.

Go Redbird. Go Redbird.

[chanting continues]

Ah, forget it.

I just look silly.

What? No, that was great.
Keep it going.

-[sighs] I don't even know
what I'm doing.
-[Batcomputer beeping]

Batman? BC? Anyone there?

Toyman is stealing
the Dance-Stomp-Dance
game machine

from the downtown arcade.
Send back up.

Toyman, give it up.

That game belongs
in the arcade.

I disagree, Boy Wonder.

It is a big part
of my ultimate plan.

I've been in such
a dancing mood lately.

And this is
the P-E-R-perfect dancing toy.

[chuckles]

He's quick, but I've got
a new toy of my own.

Deploy, Bat-board.

[chuckles] Oh, yeah.
Let's get this chase rollin'.

[Toyman laughing]

[darts popping]

Looks like
Robin might need help.

Come on, Batwheels.

Let's go put away those toys.

[engines revving]

[Robin grunting] Whoa!

-[chuckles]
-[darts popping]

Whoa! [chuckles]

Speaking of dancing,
try this on.

One size fits all.

[chuckles] What's this
supposed to do,

besides clash with my outfit?

[chuckles] Right, let's not
dance around the subject.

-Whoa! What's happening?
-[dance music playing]

I can't stop dancing.

[Toyman chuckling]

Yes, I call it my Dancerizer!

I'm afraid that as long
as you're wearing it,

you won't be able
to do anything but dance.

-Isn't that fun?
-[controller clicks]

-No.
-[engines revving]

Gah! The Batty brigade
is after me?

Yes, my backup.

Stop them, my toys!

[in sing-song voice]
Oh, and make it musical.

[chuckles]

[marauders playing
upbeat music]

Watch out! Toyman's marauders.

We've gotta get past them
if we wanna save Robin.

[darts whooshing]

Hey, they're firing
to the beat of their music.

You're right.

So maybe if we dance
on the beat...

We can dance around the darts.

Oh, it's working.

Keep dancing, wheels.

[engines whirring]

[marauders clanking]

[Batmobile] Redbird?

-[somber music playing]
-Hey, Red, are you okay?

-Why didn't you dance with us?
-I'm just...

really worried about Robin.

[Bat-tracer beeping]

Come on! His Bat-Tracer says
he's near the old toy factory!

[engines revving]

[dance music playing]

[Toyman] Ah, lair sweet lair!

Now, as a test
of your newfound
dancing skills,

unlock the gate
with this dancing lock!

Huh? What? Wait.

Stop being silly and get
on that dance pad!

Whoa!

[dance pad beeping]

[dancing lock beeping]

[gate whirring]

[sighs] Thank you.

-[Toyman laughing]
-[grunts] Oh, no.

[dance music playing]

[Batmobile] Oh, no.

[sighs] We just missed 'em.

-Okay, how do we get in.
-[dance pad beeps]

[dance lock chimes]

Hey, this looks just like
the dancing game

Toyman stole from the arcade.

I guess we have to beat it
to get inside.

[dancing pad beeping]

[tires screeching]

[dance lock buzzing]

[Batmobile] Whoa!

[thuds]

-Wow, that was
tougher than it looks.
-[toy squeaking]

Come on, Batwheels.

Robin needs us. Let's dance
the doors off this place.

[woman]
♪ When your bumper's
Up against the wall ♪

♪ And try as you might
You stall ♪

♪ Remember, all you gotta do ♪

♪ Is choose you ♪

[chorus] ♪ Choose you ♪

[woman] ♪ 'Cause there is
Nowhere that you cannot go ♪

♪ All you need
To do is let it flow ♪

♪ It's ok to be a little shy ♪

♪ But that don't mean
That you can't fly! ♪

♪ Let loose! Let loose! ♪

♪ And be yourself ♪

♪ Dance like no one's looking ♪

♪ Like there's no one else ♪

♪ Let loose! Let loose! ♪

♪ And shake those tires ♪

♪ Your Bat-dance moves
Are fire! ♪

♪ Let loose! Let loose! ♪

♪ And be yourself ♪

♪ Dance like no one's looking ♪

♪ Like there's no one else ♪

♪ Let loose! Let loose! ♪

♪ And shake those tires ♪

♪ Your Bat-dance moves
Are fire! ♪

-[Bibi] Whoa, whoa!
-[thuds]

Ugh, this is impossible.

How is anyone supposed
to beat that?

[Toyman] All right.
Turn it on, my marauders.

[Dance-Stomp-Dance
machine beeps]

[Toyman laughing hysterically]

Tell me, Toyman.

Why am I dancing again?

Why, you are testing
my Dancerizer belt, of course.

And I'm gonna use it
on everyone in Gotham.

It'll be one giant dance party,

whether they like it or not.

Well, what's
the machine for then?

Well, isn't this more fun?

[laughing]

No, it's still not.

Red, I know
you don't like to dance,

but you're all we have left.

Can you give it a shot?

[sighs] I do like to dance.

Wait, really?

Well, why didn't you dance
with us before then?

I just feel shy
when I dance with you,

like I'm dancing wrong.

Oh, Red. [chuckles]

There's no right
and wrong in dancing.

Yeah, it's just
about having fun.

You can dance any way you like.

But you're all
such great dancers,

and you couldn't beat it.

[Bibi] Are you kidding?

You're fast like me,
agile like Wing,

Bouncy like Buff,
and smooth like Bam.

Put all that together,
and you can be better
than all of us combined.

You just have to try.

Well, Robin does need my help.

-[Buff] Go Redbird!
-[Bibi] This is gonna be good.

[Batmobile] All right, Red.

-[Bibi] Dance your wheels off.
-[Buff] Bust some hubcaps.

[dance lock chimes]

Okay, here goes nothing.

-[dance music playing]
-[dance pad beeps]

Hey, this is pretty fun.

-[engine whirring]
-[dance pad beeping]

Wow, Red's making
this look easy.

[dance pad beeping]

[all chanting] Go Redbird!
Go Redbird!

[Redbird laughing]

-[engine revving]
-[Redbird] Oh, yeah. Woo-hoo!

[Redbird laughing]

[dance pad beeping faster]

-[Redbird] Woo-hoo!
-[electricity crackling]

-[tires screeching]
-[dance lock chiming]

-[Bibi] Yes, it's open.
-[gate whirring]

That was the most
amazing dancing I've ever seen.

Smoothest moves ever!

[chuckles] You gotta teach me
how to dance like that.

He's Redbird, the Red Blur.

Thanks, everyone.

You were right.
That was totally fun.

Now, it's time to save Robin.

[engine revving]

[dance music playing]

Come on, Robert.
Isn't this fun?

Robin isn't short for Robert.

-It's not?
-[Redbird whooshes]

[dance music continues]

Yes.

[Toyman exclaims]
How did you get past
my dancing lock?

I even set it
to Super Mega Hard mode.

Stop that car!

-Do whatever it takes.
-[marauders whirring]

-[engine revving]
-[electricity crackling]

Finally! I'm free.

[Toyman groans]

No, I don't wanna dance.
I'm not in the mood.

Not anymore. Stop! Turn it off.

Dance party's over, Toyman.

You're dancing your way
right into a jail cell.

[gasps] No, no, no! No boogie.

No boogie-boogie-woogie.
No, no!

[victorious music playing]

Toyman may have gotten
the last dance,

but my ride has still got
some smooth moves.

[Redbird chimes]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪