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02x19 - Pumpkin Panic

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Batwheels". Aired: September 17, 2022 – present.*
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The Bat-Family's vehicles are brought to life by the Batcomputer to form the "Batwheels", a team led by the Batmobile or "Bam", to fight crime in Gotham City.

02x19 - Pumpkin Panic

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♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile] Pumpkin Panic.

[Redbird] That looks perfect,
Wing.

[Wing] Of course.

Everything I do is perfect.
Right, Alfie?

[squeaks]

-[engine revs]
-Woo-hoo!

Halloween is here!

Hall-o-ween! Woop, woop!

I just finished
my jack-o'-lantern.

So did I.

And it looks just like me.

It's a Buff-o'-lantern.

I love Halloween so much.

The decorations, the pumpkins.

-And...
-The costumes.

[in Texan accent]
Howdy, pardners.

I'm "Cowboy MOE!"

-[horse neighs]
-What do you think?

[playing off-key]

I have more options.
I couldn't pick one.

[chuckles] Just wait.

Look at me.
I'm a Batwheel. [laughs]

-[crickets chirping]
-[chuckles weakly]

No? Okay, well, hold on.
I got one more.

[deep voice] Criminals, beware.
The Dark Knight is here...

Whoa! Ah! Ooh!

-[groans]
-[all laughing]

Oh, MOE.

[coughs] Uh,
nothing to see here.

Go about your business.

I'll go get my costume.

Then we can start
the Batwheels Halloween party.

[Batmobile] Hey, Red.
You ready to go on patrol?

Wait, what? We have
to patrol Gotham tonight?

But what about
our Halloween party?

We gotta make sure
the people of Gotham

have a safe Halloween
before we can have ours.

-We can have our fun...
-Once the helping is done.

[sighs] I remember.

Hey, at least I'll get
to see all the great
Halloween decorations.

Now you're talking, Red!

One patrol, then after that,

-it's party time!
-[engine booms]

[engines revving]

[roaring]

[Redbird] This is awesome!

It's absolutely
the most spook-tacular night

to drive around Gotham.

Yeah! Getting to see
everyone in their costumes,

and all the kids
trick-or-treating...

-[muttering]
-And jack-o'-lanterns
making faces at you.

Yeah! [chuckles] But wait.

You mean
jack-o'-lanterns with faces.

Not making faces?

No, I mean that.

-[snickers]
-[Batmobile] Whoa!
What is that?

-[chuckles]
-It's alive. Look at it.

Isn't it cute?

I'd be careful, Red.

Jack-o'-lanterns just don't
come alive for no reason.

-I bet it's some kind
of Halloween trick.
-[camera shutter clicking]

-[jack-o'-lantern chuckles]
-After all, it is

-trick-or-treat.
-I don't know.

[jack-o'-lantern cackles]

[chomps] Candy.

[Batmobile] It just ate
that entire bowl of candy.

-[chuckles]
-Okay, I guess this trick
really likes treats.

-[whirring]
-Come on, buddy.

That candy was supposed
to be for the kids.

Get in the net.

La-la-la-la-la. [giggles]

[cackles]

Ooh!

-What is this thing?
-Let me out, let me out. Ugh.

-Yeah. Who could bring
a pumpkin to life?
-[jack-o'-lantern chuckles]

Wait. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

I'm trying not to.
But I might be.

[Batmobile and Redbird]
Poison Ivy!

[jack-o'-lantern chuckles]

[crashing]

[in baby voice] Orange you
a gourd-geous pumpkin.

Yes, you are.
Oh, yes, you are. [kissing]

[in normal voice] With a wave
of my magic pumpkin,

I command you
to rise, my lovelies!

Rise! [giggles]

-[magical shimmering]
-[giggling]

-[magical shimmering]
-[jack-o'-lanterns cackling]

Ivy's using that thing
to bring the pumpkins to life.

That'd be super cool,

-if they weren't
being super bad.
-[crashes]

I've been waiting all year
for Halloween night. [giggles]

Everyone putting out
their pumpkins,

unaware that they were
building an army just for me.

An army to sack the city.

An army of sack-o'-lanterns!

[cackles]

[spooky music playing]

♪ I got a real good feeling
About tonight ♪

♪ Like all of Gotham's
In a fright ♪

♪ 'Cause my magic pumpkins'
Appetite ♪

♪ For a Poison Ivy Halloween! ♪

♪ In a pumpkin panic ♪

♪ Who needs ghosts? ♪

♪ With all my antics
It's adios ♪

♪ To fun and candy
That stuff is gross ♪

♪ On a Poison Ivy Halloween ♪

My sack-o'-lanterns will eat
all the Halloween candy
in the city.

[gasps] Not all the candy!

[Poison Ivy] They'll completely
ruin Gotham's Halloween!
[giggles]

-[chomps]
-[man] Uh?

Enjoy Gotham's pumpkin panic!

[cackling]

No way we're gonna
let that happen.

Engage Bat-nets!

-[clicks]
-[whirring]

-[clicks]
-[whirring]

[zooming]

[sack-o'-lanterns chuckle]

[sack-o'-lanterns
chomp, cackle]

This isn't so bad.

We just have to
round up these pumpkins,

then we'll be back at our party
in no time.

-[pops]
-Or maybe not.

-[sack-o'-lanterns chuckling]
-Ooh, candy!

Hey! You can't
eat the decorations.

Stopping these pumpkins
is gonna take all night.

Sorry, Red. We might
have to skip the party.

Or we can call
all the others to help.

Then it'll go super-fast.

Bibi! Buff! Wing!

Are you there?
We need your help out here.

We know.

Our jack-o'-lanterns
came alive. It's a mess.

No, no, no, no. That candy's
for Batgirl and Robin.
Not you!

-What has gotten into you?
-Those wings
aren't for chewing!

No, Buff-o'-lantern!
Bad pumpkin!

-Sit! No, no, no!
-[sack-o'-lantern muttering]

Looks like we're on our own.

Sack-o'-lanterns are headed
for Amusement Mile.

-Oh, no!
-[zooms]

But at least those pumpkins
will all be in one spot, right?

That doesn't sound too hard.

[sack-o'-lanterns cackling]

[bowling ba*ls crash]

[chomping]

-[bell dings]
-[whooping]

[sack-o'-lanterns cackling]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Ugh, what a mess.

There's too many of them.

-Our nets aren't big enough.
-Oh, no!

So, let's combine our nets
to make one big one.

[whirring]

-[clangs]
-Yeah!

Nothin' but net.
Looks like the park is safe.

But there's no sign of Ivy.

Uh, Bam...

I don't think the net's
gonna hold much longer.

[sack-o'-lanterns cackling]

-[net bursts]
-[sack-o'-lanterns cackle]

Ugh! At this rate,
we'll never save Halloween.

[sack-o'-lanterns]
La-la-la-la-la!

[Redbird] And that means
no candy for the kids

and no party for us.

[both gasp]

Did you really think
you could beat my entire army

of sack-o'-lanterns? [giggles]

-[sack-o'-lanterns cackle]
-There she is.

And her magic pumpkin
is still on.

I bet if we destroy that,

all those pumpkins
will turn back to normal.

Time to turn
this little pumpkin

into a giant pumpkin!

[laughs exultantly]

[engine revving]

[giant sack-o'-lantern
mumbling, chomping]

[both] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[giant sack-o'-lantern
chuckles] Hey!

[laughing maniacally]

Two bats stuck in a pumpkin.

Now that's a trick and a treat.

[chuckles gleefully]

[sighs in exasperation]
So much for saving Halloween.

We're not finished yet.

Um, in case
you haven't noticed,

we're trapped
inside a giant pumpkin.

-[wheels squeaking]
-[sack-o'-lantern chuckles]

-Hey!
-Hey! [pings]

-Do that again.
-[Redbird] Huh?

If we activate our tire grips
and get rolling,

we can drive this thing
like a hamster on a wheel.

[revving]

[chuckles] Huh?

[revving]

[groans in confusion]

[exclaiming]

[Batmobile laughs]
It's working!

Now, let's let
the good times roll.

[sack-o'-lantern exclaims]

[in baby voice] You are going
to have so much fun

eating all that candy,
aren't you?

[in normal voice] Bah.
You gotta be pump-kidding me.

[screams]

Ah! No! Oh, you've got
some gourd coming after me!

-[giant sack-o'-lantern] Uh-oh.
-[Poison Ivy] Ah!

Ugh! Gobbled up
by my own giant pumpkin!

[laughs] Oh, sorry.

-Great job.
-We did it!

Now, if we only
had the magic...

-Yes!
-Allow me.

[squelching]

-[magical shimmering]
-[sack-o'-lanterns cackling]

[popping]

-[magical shimmering]
-[sack-o'-lanterns cackling]

-[cackles]
-[pops]

-[cackle]
-[pops]

[magical whooshing]

Ugh. I I should have
used zucchini.

Well, looks like
we saved Halloween after all.

Yeah. And you were right, Bam.

It's okay that we ended up
missing the party.

Who said anything
about missing it?

Remember, we can have our fun
once the helping is done.

-[spooky music playing]
-[all laughing]

What do you think? Is it
everything you hoped for?

Even better!

-[music stops abruptly]
-[gasps]

Ah, the sack-o'-lanterns
are back. Run for it!

[squeaks]

[all] Alfie!

[all laughing]

Best party ever.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

-[all] Happy Halloween!
-[Alfie squeaking]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪