03x07 - Movin' On In

[bunniefuu]

This is the happiest day of my life.

This is the happiest day of my life.

Gina's finally moving in with martin.

Glad you're happy for her.

No, not for them, baby, for us.

We finally get the apartment to ourselves, tommy.

We can do things.

Do things.

Oh, my damn. Um...

Enough with the chitchat. Get to packing!

Oh, pam, look at this.

This has so many memories.

Remember when we bought this?

Yeah. I'm devastated. I'm all tears.

I was thinking maybe I shouldn't leave.

What?what?

Yeah. I mean, this place has so many memories.

I can't.

Give up the past, gina.

No. No, I think I'm going to stay.

That's it. I'm staying forever.

I can't do it.

Psyche!

Ha ha ha!

Heh heh heh.

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♪ Lawrence ♪♪

We're going in three minutes,

Whoo!

I hope tommy finds a parking space.

I want to thank y'all for renting that moving truck.

No problem.

♪ Spotti, sp-sp-spotti, spotti, sp-sp-spotti ♪♪

Hey!

Well, well, well!

Lookie, lookie here.

I guess martin finally done kicked you to the curb.

Well, send me a postcard from boogieville.

Uh-huh!

Uh-huh!

For your information, sheneneh.

Oh, yes. I'm here.

Are you here?

Then say what you gotta say.

What's happening? What's up?

I am not moving out. I'm moving in.

Ohh!

Aah!

Oh!

No!

Yes.

You don't have my permission to move here!

Permission? Please!

You ain't got to explain nothing to her.

Doot doo.

Doot doot doo.

Must time repeat itself?

Move it along. Move it along.

Bring it across.

Now, would you back up off me?

Yeow! Yeow!

Watch out.

I'll snatch your grill from you.

I'll take on all your fronts.

Now...

Girl.

I was not even talking to you, cujo.

I happen to be the third-floor captain

In this here building.

Uh-huh.

All right?

Get that finger out--

Don't you touch--

b*tch done broke my nail.

Just stop!

My jewelry!

I lost my jewelry messing with you!

Messing with you!

I'm not picking her jewelry up!

Oh!

Here you go.

She can get another one at a swap meet.

Don't say nothing to me.

All right, sheneneh.

You started it.

I know what this is.

I'm sorry.

I know what it is.

Look, look, look!

What is the third-floor captain anyway?

Uh-uh.

I know what this is.

Y'all jumped me

And all my stuff came off.

When I get home,

I'm going to call keelanaho,

And when she get ahold

Of the mess that's going on,

Somebody's getting hurt.

I am the third-floor captain,

And what that means is--

I'm emotional right now,

So you just listen.

What it means is...

Uh-uh...

There's no loud music in this building

After : unless it's jodeci or patti labelle.

♪ Ah ♪ patti.

Number -- no arguing, fighting, fussing

Unless it's martin kicking and scratching

And throwing your a*s out.

You ain't heard the last of me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah?

Look at it. I like it. See?

I kind of dig painting these cabinets, man.

I'm going home and paint a portrait of big shirley.

You know?

Ain't that much paint in detroit.

No, man.

She's def. She's def.

You're messing with sheneneh.

Hey, what's happening, girl?

Hey, sweetie.

Whazzup?

Nothing.

You shouldn't be carrying this.

Let the moving man get that.

Whazzup?

Nothing.

Hug me.

So what you think about our new place?

I can't believe how good this looks.

We got good taste.

Yes, we do.

What you think about the cabinets?

Oh, they look good.

I like this color.

You like that?

O.k. The others popped too much.

Honey?

Yeah.

It's stuck.

It shouldn't be stuck.

I'm trying to open it.

No, baby. That's something--

Why wouldn't they...

Cole?

Huh?

You painted the cabinets shut.

No, martin.

Those cabinets were shut before I painted them.

Where do I put this?

Damn! More boxes?

I mean, uh, my baby getting all, uh,

Getting all moved in, ain't she?

It looks like a lot,

But after the other boxes come tomorrow,

We can arrange it.

Excuse me. Whoa, baby.

What you mean, the rest of the boxes?

Oh, it's just some stuff I had in storage,

A few boxes. No big deal.

It's getting crowded in here.

Yeah. You right.

Maybe if we, um...

Pin martin's ears back.

We'd get a little more room in here.

I like that.

You made a little jokey jokey,

The uppercut.

Well, let me stand back, take a look.

I like your little christmas sweater. That's beautiful.

You look good, though.

I want to let you know you look good,

And your hair looks good, I mean, finally. Yeah.

What's keeping it on, velcro?

Ha ha ha!

Did I get her?

Did I get her, brother?

You laughing your a*s off.

Whoo! Man, oh.

Man, chuckle it up, tommy.

Just 'cause she your girl

Don't mean you can't stop laughing.

Don't go out like that.

Hey, baby, baby, baby. Baby, I'm sorry.

It was funny. I'm sorry.

Don't embarrass me in front of him.

What the hell is going on?

Hey, ah!

Uh, no, no.

No, not in here, o.k.?

What you do in the privacy of pam's barnyard

Is your own damn business.

It's making me sick.

Leave them alone, baby.

Call the animal rights or something.

Whoa, animal rights.

Did you hear what he said?

He was talking...

What y'all trying to say,

Four's company, five's a crowd, right?

Ha ha ha!

Ah...

O.k.

Damn.

I can't believe I'm losing both my boys like that.

Maybe it's time me and big shirley

Got a little closer.

That's what it is.

Oh, baby.

I feel sorry for cole.

I feel sorry for you.

You guys, don't kiss in front of him, please!

Ha ha ha!

Big shirley mud wrestling.

You know what, big shirley?

Brother was thinking--

Everybody o.k. Over here?

Yo, nipsey, whazzup? Yo.

Um, where's our beers?

Oh, sharice has got you covered.

Here you go, big shirley.

And by the way,

Where'd you get the nickname "big"?

Uh-uh! Uh-uh! You didn't!

You better get back to your little job

Before you get slapped.

Do you believe her?

Ahem.

Big shirley, brother was thinking,

And, uh...ahem...

I'm ready to make that commitment.

I want to move in with you.

For real, cole?

Your mom's cool with that?

She ain't going to give you no static?

Well, you know my mom's got a little beef,

But I'd rather have her mad at me than you.

Well, I heard that.

To us!

To us.

[Loud gulping]

[Burps]

Ahh!

Excuse me!

Ah-hoo!

Man, that's my baby.

Mmm.

Hahrr! Hahrr!

Doesn't it feel good

Coming home for the first time to our home?

Our home, martin.

Doesn't that sound good?

Yes, and let's stand back and look at .

Oh.oh.

Baby.

Oh! I love it.

Let me get the door with my key.

Just joking, girl. Ours.

Say it with me.

Ours, ours, ours...

♪ Ours ♪♪

I like the way you went here on the vocal chords.

I like that.

What the hell is all this, gina?

Uh, martin, this is all of our stuff.

You said you had a few things.

What is all this?

A few boxes I had in storage.

Well, damn, why'd you take them out?

Because storage costs money,

And we need to save for our wedding.

Want to save? Sell some of your stuff.

We'll have money for the honeymoon, the groomsmen.

What are the flower girls going for?

They don't cost that much.

I need all these things.

You could not possibly need all this.

You can't, baby.

One box is full of your love letters.

You want me to get rid of those?

We don't need them anymore.

It worked. I got you.

Me and you here.

We chilling like that.

You my woman.

This is crazy. I'm serious.

This is crazy.

I'll tell you what's crazy.

Let's go through a box.

Open here. O.k., Let's look.

What do you need the big, damn baskets for?

I don't see no oranges, apples, nothing up in here.

What do you need it for?

Those are not big baskets. Those are my hats.

All these head jokes. Always.

Oh, straight up?

Baby, I'm sorry.

No, no. My bad.

O.k., This is what I mean to say, gina.

There's too many of them.

Oh, we're discussing too many--excuse me--

As in too many sneakers, right,

Too many baseball jerseys,

Too many caps, martin?

Oh, please, honey.

Some of this stuff has got to go.

Since yours is already boxed up,

Let's get that out first.

Why does it have to be my things?

Just keep the better things,

Like those two toasters.

Let's get rid of yours. It's old and beat up.

No. We are not getting rid of that toaster.

My mama gave me that.

Get rid of yours.

My mother gave me mine, but mine's better.

So what you trying to say, gina?

Your mama love you more than my mama love me?

Is that what you trying to say?

No, that is not what I'm trying to say.

Then what?

Let's try to make this stuff fit.

I'm not getting rid of any of my belongings.

Well, baby, I'm not getting rid of any of mine, gina.

Fine!

Don't hit with the aggression.

I'll do what I please.

Well, don't.

How is that, huh?

Bring it in.

Bring it on in.

Go!

Go, you...

Ah!

No. No, no, no. Don't slip on it.

Don't slip on it, o.k.?

What you mixing over there

With your broke-down blender, huh,

Slimfast for your head, gina?

Oh.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, head jokes.

Funny!

That's really good.

No. It's grow-fast for you, too-short.

Why you got to go for the too-short jokes?

Surprise! Surprise!

Hey, y'all! What's happening?

Um...

We brought y'all a housewarming gift.

Uh, why is there two of everything?

First of all, let me say

You two disgust me.

We have two of everything

Because gina won't throw nothing out.

So we're keeping all of it

Until hers breaks down.

Want something to eat?

I'll make you something to eat.

I'll make my boy something to eat.

You want something to eat?

You want some toast, huh?

Toast, martin?

That's right.

On my top-of-the-line toaster.

These are sesame seed buns.

Pam, I'll make you toast, only mine won't be burnt.

It'll be evenly toasted on both sides.

Only real top-of-the-line toasters can achieve that.

We don't want no toast, y'all.

We just got back from dinner.

You need to spend some time alone,

So we going to be out.

Have a good one.

Take care.

Sit down! Sit down!

Please, now. Come on.

Thank you.

I'll get you a drink

In my nice crystal glasses.

My glasses are better.

These champagne glasses, they smooth.

You can't taste your sip,

But I'm telling you, it's smooth, though.

Man, those cheap gas station glasses.

Please.

Hey, gina, you keep showing off in front of people.

My glasses ain't cheap.

Oh, really? Come here.

I want to show you something.

Oh, man.

No. One more second.

♪ Aah ♪

♪ Aah ♪

♪ Aah ♪♪

So much for your glasses.

Y'all want something to drink?

I don't know what's happening,

But we going to be out.

Sit down! Sit down!

All right.

Just relax while I play you some music on my stereo.

Then I'll play some on mine. It jams.

It'll blow up.

Check this out.

O.k., Babe!that's it.

Remember this, tommy?

Whoo!

Remember, tommy?

Dance, girl!

Remember this, boy? Remember that?

Ooh!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Martin.

Martin!

Martin!

Tommy!

They're gone.

What's wrong with us?

Acting so crazy.

Drove our friends away.

Oh, baby.

I guess, uh...

We both a little nervous

About moving in together, gina.

So neither one of us

Wants to give up our things.

You know what?

I think maybe you're right.

Oh, baby. I got to tell you, uh...

Your blender, it's, uh...

It's better than mine.

Yeah?

Yeah, baby, your blender's better.

I hate to admit it,

But your toaster isbetter than mine.

I'm glad you said that

'Cause I was about to call mama

And let her handle it.

She was going to get you, baby.

Look, baby, as hard as it's going to be,

We're just going to have to give something up.

O.k., Well, yours is already boxed up, so we--

Martin!

No. I was just playing.

I'll tell you what.

Let's have a little drinky drink

While we thinky think.

Sounds good. In my glasses?

I ain't got no damn glasses.

That don't make no sense.

Listen, big shirley.

How are you going to have me coming in earlier

Than your -year-old?

I'm a man, woman.

That's why I'm moving back to mom's.

So you hit and run just for fun?

You know it's not like that.

Look, girl, I got something for you.

Ooh.

You know I'm going to take care of you.

Look at that. Two down!

Set!

Ahh!

Arf!

Ahh.

Yes.

Ye--

Yeah.

Whoo!

Ahh.

Baby, it sure feels good to get rid of all that stuff.

I never thought I'd have to part

With my powder-blue prom tux.

I was the man when I wore that to the prom.

Sign this. I ain't got all day.

Hey.

It's like we had a conversation before all this.

If I just sign here,

All my fly stuff will be gone?

That's right, and your stuff ain't that fly, either.

Like what you got on was in gqlast month.

Please.

Ain't you supposed to be happy, good mission man?

Man, please.

My probation officer's on my a*s.

Just sign it.

Goodness.

That's why you got a probation officer.

All right. O.k.

Here it is. It's signed, o.k.?

All right.

Thank you for your generosity.

Likewise.

Whazzup?

Whazzup?

Man, whazzup?

Hey, baby, first thing tomorrow

I'm getting the locks changed.

You see the way he looked at me?

I know he going to come back stalking me.

That's when I'm here.

I'm just glad this is all over.

I'm glad it's over, too,

'Cause things are back to normal,

The way they should have been.

Ow! Martin, what's wrong with this chair?

Oh, no, you didn't.

What are you doing?

Martin, what is this?

I was set up!

Uh-huh.

It must have came with the chair.

Martin, it's all right. You can have these.

I can have--

Yes.

Oh, baby.

It's fine.

You all right, girl. You all right.

You never know when you got to repeat the old--

I want to talk to you.

I'm understanding--

Hold up.

Hold up.

I know damn well you ain't this thick in the shoulders.

, , ...

Dresses on a hanger?

Dresses on a hanger?

I figured you'd be hiding something,

So I put something aside, too.

You figured right.

I'm glad I didn't throw away my jerseys.

I'm keeping my dolls.

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, dolls in the freezer!

Well, what's in the microwave, huh?

Let me check under the conga!

Check under the conga, huh?