04x23 - The Tooth Will Set You Free

[bunniefuu]

Bills, bills...

I know.

Another damn bill.

Gina, why does this bill

Have a naked lady on it?

I think it's an invitation.

Oh, it's from michael angelo jones,

This guy I went to college with.

He's a painter.

Oh, yeah?

Maybe you can get him to give us an estimate

On painting the bedroom.

Brother be right here on the wall.

He's not that kind of painter.

He's an artist.

In fact, they have an exhibit of his work

Down at the round the way art gallery.

I ain't impressed.

Now, if he could paint this face...

And make her look human,

Then I got to give the brother props.

Yo, what up, man?

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♪ Martin ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah, yeawhazzup!♪

♪ I'm the man ♪

Tin ♪♪

Yeah, michael, we'll be glad to come

To the opening.

She'll be there, too.

Pam is going to enjoy meeting you. Bye-bye.

No way, gina.

I can't go on a blind date.

Those things never work out.

He is a good brother,

And he has a nice personality.

Oh, a nice personality.

Yeah.

That means he's ugly!

Forget it. I'm not going.

Pam, he's not ugly.

He needs a date for his art gallery opening.

How come he don't invite the hoochie that's on the invite?

I told him I had a better hoochie for him--you.

I ain't no hoo--

Ooh, ow.

See?

Hey, hey, hey.

Pam,

What's all the damn howling about?

Ain't no full moon out, woman.

Martin, stop it.

Her tooth is still bothering her.

Oh, is the tooth still bothering you?

Cool. Let me put on a cd, all right?

They say music calms the savage beast.

I will curse you out with a bad tooth.

[Knock on door]

Don't go and spoil your mouth like that.

If your tooth is rotten, you're going to spoil your mouth.

Hey, what's up, dog?

What's up, now?

What's up?

What y'all about to get into?

Uh, your apartment, definitely the frigidaire,

Then all up in your business.

You want to be in people's business?

Hey, how you doing, sweetie?

Oh, no, no, tommy.

Excuse me. It's like that, huh?

No. I have a toothache. My jaw hurts like hell.

Hey, pam.

Does your face hurt, too?

'Cause it's k*lling me.

Ow.

Ow.

You know, pam, that might be your wisdom teeth.

You know, I had a wisdom tooth pulled once.

They might have taken out the wis,

But they damn sure left the dumb.

You get it?

Wis-dumb.

Ohh.

You better hurry and get yourself together.

Michael angelo will be here any moment.

No, you didn't.

No, you didn't.

I told you I don't go on blind dates.

You're always saying how a good man is hard to find,

And you're not getting any younger.

Did I say that?

I'll leave it alone.

Before I go on a date with a guy,

I got to put on makeup.

I got to rotate my weave pieces.

Pam, would you stop it?

He won't trip. He's an artist.

He's more interested in your inner beauty.

[Knock on door]

That's him, girl.

You better act like you're chillin'.

Would you act like you're chillin'?

There you go.

Michael angelo.

It is so good to see you.

You, too. You look good.

Pam, this is michael angelo,

The artist I was telling you about.

[Harps play]

So, you're michael angelo?

Nice to meet you, pam.

Gina said you were attractive,

But that was an understatement.

Gina also said you were an artist,

But, damn, you're a masterpiece.

I'm sorry your toothache will keep you

From coming to my opening.

Uh-uh--

I mean, no. Not at all.

My tooth will be fine.

I'll go to the dentist

And get it worked on.

I'm going to see you at that opening.

Trust me, michael angelo. I'm going to see you.

Come on. Come on.

Stop acting like a big baby.

He might hurt me.

He might hurt me.

Would you stop it?

All right, cole,

This dentist better be painless.

It doesn't matter.

He's the only dentist who'll take you

At the last minute.

Don't worry. He the b*mb.

I've been coming here for years.

Plus he's got the best toys.

[Robot voice] hello, gina.

Cole, did you bring pam to a kid dentist?

No, gina, all right? Duh.

He's not a kid.

He's an adult that takes care of kids.

Why did I listen to him?

Pam, hey, hey. You know what?

You don't have a choice.

Don't you want to see michael angelo tonight?

Angelo. You said michael angelo?

[Robot voice] michael angelo.

Shut up, cole.

Just sit down. No more seats around.

Just have a seat.

Ooh, yeah, look.

Oh, my god.

I used to have this toy.

I played with this all the time.

This used to be the b*mb back in the day.

[Moo]

Ooh, ooh. I know that sound.

Give me that.

Hold on. Let me tell you.

No.

Oh, it--no.

Pass. It's on you, pam.

Give me that.

It's a cow, jackass.

Make up your mind. Is it a cow or a jackass?

I'll pop you one.

You're too big to play with that.

Give it to me.

She talking to me?

She's a kid.

All right. It's a kid.

I'll give it to you

As soon as I'm done with it. O.k., Honey?

Mommy, the lady with the fake hair

Won't give me the pull toy.

Did she say I have fake hair?

I ain't scared to fight no kid.

Pam!

[Arguing]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, wait...

Hello, hello, hey, hey, hey.

Hi, hi. I'm dr. Friendly.

Are you little pamela james?

No, man. That's me.

Now, come on. Let's get on with this.

My, my, my. Milk did do a body good,

Didn't it, little lady?

I am a grown woman.

Great, then what I'm thinking isn't ill*gal.

Man, just cut the yadda, yadda and fix my tooth.

I got a date tonight.

Whatever you say. Just follow dr. Friendly.

Just make sure you ain't too friendly,

Or you're going to be needing a dentist.

Don't let me catch you on the street.

I can't help unless I can see your teeth.

Mm-mmm.

Help the doctor out.

Just give dr. Friendly a little smile.

Ow!

I can't help it. I'm scared.

Well...

I see we're going to have to use

A little different approach with you.

You do that.

Hypnosis.

Hypnosis, man, please.

What, you think this is psychic friends network, man?

I don't believe in this.

My mother told me that hypnosis is nothing but--

Follow the watch.

You're getting sleepy.

Very sleepy.

That's right, pam,

Sleepy.

Sleepy.

In a moment, you will have no fear of the dentist,

And you will feel no pain.

Feel no pain.

That's right.

Now, when I clap my hands

You will be totally under.

[Snoring]

Damn, I'm good.

Hey. Is she ready yet?

Yep. I'm about to wake her up.

Damn. What you do, sh**t her with a tranquilizer g*n?

I put her under hypnosis so she wouldn't be afraid.

See? I told her there was nothing to fear.

Yeah, except her own reflection.

See, I ain't afraid of jack, you know?

You need to be more like martin.

Be like martin. Be like martin.

O.k., Pam, now, when I clap my hands,

You'll be relaxed, refreshed, and wide awake.

Whazzup?

Whazzup?

Hey, pam, pam.

Pam.

Whazzup?

Pam.

Whazzup?

Pam, stop playing around, o.k.?

We got to go. Let's get out of here.

Come on,pam.

Oh, man. Thanks, dr. Friendly.

I don't know what you did,

But it sure feels better.

Damn.

Yeah. Oh, this is nice.

Welcome to my exhibit.

How you doing?

We're glad to be here.

We're so proud of you.

Yeah, man. We're big fans of your artwork.

You know the--the painting

With the dogs playing poker?

That's the b*mb, man.

It's all right. It's all right.

Michael, you remember pam, right?

Of course.

Who could forget such beauty?

How's your tooth?

Oh, much better. Thank you.

Baby, maybe we should go.

Michael wants to show pam his work.

Well, cool. Show me the buffet,

'Cause brother hungrier than a mug.

Would you like some champagne?

I would love some. Thanks.

Serge, two glasses of champagne, please.

Whazzup, whazzup, whazzup?

What's up with you?

Nothin'. Just chillin'.

Laying here in the cut.

I like the cut of that dress.

It is very stunning.

This? It's just a little somethin'-somethin' I put together.

You know how I do.

Boom, bow.

Plak-ow.

Ow.

Bam.

I'm a bad girl.

On the other hand,

Maybe you don't need any champagne.

Serge, never mind.

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

So tell me, michael angelo,

Where did you learn how to paint?

I studied at the school

Of the art institute in chicago.

I spent some time in paris.

Michael, one of your paintings

Just sold for $,.

Congratulations.

$,?

$,?

Woo, woo, woo.

Woo, woo, woo.

Yo, michael angelo, you's about to blow up.

I never thought of it like that.

Michael angelo's about to get broke off.

He's going to be stompin'

With the big dogs.

Pam, pam, pam!

Are you all right?

[Applause]

I don't know how to say this,

But you remind me of martin.

Why? Did I shrink?

Very funny. I'm going to find martin.

You better, 'cause there's a lot of people walking around,

And somebody might step on him.

Hi.

Let me show you one of my favorite pieces.

Ooh, it's nice. What is it?

This one reminds me of you.

I call this one tig ol' bitties.

Yo, mike.

Yo, there's this lady in the back

With this ugly dress.

She want's to buy one of your paintings, man.

Handle your business, picasso.

Whazzup?

Whazzup?

Where's gina?

What's wrong, partner?

You can't keep your woman in check?

At least I got somebody to check.

All right, all right, all right.

You got me. You got me.

Yeah, I did.

All right?

What's this supposed to be?

Brother don't know, but it's straight up whi-zack.

But keep that on the d.l.

You know what I'm saying, marty-mar?

Keep it on the hush-hush.

Shh, right?

Right. We here, we here.

You know what?

I don't know how the hell we got here.

We ain't never been here before.

True that,

True that, true that.

All I know, you's a wild boy.

Yo, come on, man. Let's roll.

You know a sister hungrier than a mug.

So, what's up?

Want to go play some pool?

Hell, yes.

Let's be up out of here, then.

Martin, baby.

I've been looking all over for you.

Damn, gina.

You ain't got to be sweatin' a brother and all that.

All up in here.

You know what I'm saying?

Why you have to play me so tight, baby?

We about to go to nipsey's, play some pool.

I'll open up a can of whoop a*s on you.

Don't even try it.

What the hell?

[Applause]

So you mean to tell me

That you two actually want to hang out together?

Who, me and sydney shortier?

Hell, no.

Oh, oh, that's c--

You had just said that we were--

We were cool like--

O.k., Martin.

Ever since you came from the dentist,

It seems like you have a split personality.

Baby, baby,

She does have a split personality.

She's half woman and half horse.

Buck 'em. Buck 'em.

Shut up.

No. That's not it.

It's something else, baby.

I think I know what it is.

Whazzup?

Yo, yo, y'all ready to roll?

Sister hungrier than a mug.

Martin, she's still hypnotized.

Baby, she is you.

Can't nobody be me but me, gina.

So what you saying?

Pa--pam's stealing my stee-lo.

I'm stealing your stee-lo.

Oh, damn.

Oh, you got--damn.

You livin' foul.

Pam, pam, pam.

Pam, I'm going to have to ask you to keep it down.

Uh, you don't know me like that, partner,

To be shushing me.

You know what I mean?

Not unless you ready to catch a beat down.

Gina, I don't know what you were thinking,

Setting me up with someone like her.

You don't understand. She just came from--

I don't need to understand.

I thought you and your friends had class.

Maybe you should be leaving.

Oh, sh--whoa.

Ba-baby, slide.

Baby, trust me on that.

Now, partner, michael, picasso, whoever the hell you are,

I know you're not talking to my wife like that.

That--that's all right, marty-mar.

Just slide.

Just slide.

I'm going to talk to picasso.

Yo, uh, partner, uh,

I know you think you're the b*mb

With the art exhibit and everything,

But, uh, you can let the doorknob hit you

Where the dog should have bit you.

Now, step.

You can't throw me out of my own exhibit.

You ready?

Somebody done told him wrong.

Get to steppin'

Step. Bounce.

You got to get up out of here.

Get busy.

Trying to act like he's still looking at the paintings.

Cleaned out the damn exhibit.

All up in the place.

I mean, we run this.

With gina up in here.

Won't be taking her through that.

Know what I'm saying?

Ain't nobody nobody.

You pam, I'm martin.

It's all that.

It's all love.

It's all love. One love.

Pam, when you wake up,

You will be relaxed, refreshed,

And you won't remember anything that happened to you yesterday,

And you won't sue your dentist for malpractice.

Now, pam, wake up.

Pam?

How do you feel?

Why you all on me?

I'm fine.

Yeah, but you still look bad.

And you still look short.

Thank god everything is back to normal.

I think we need to check

To make sure it worked this time, all right?

See, nothing happened.

Whazzup, whazzup, whazzup!

Get--get out.

That's right. This is my house.

Get to steppin'.

Now cole is hypnotized.

See what you done started, angela basset hound?

Cole, get over there.

Hey, get off me.

Get off.

Follow the watch, follow the watch, follow the watch.

All right, no language. No cussing?

All right, do it clean.

I'm going to do it clean this time, audience,

And it's going to be nothing but acting.

Roll 'em.

And it matches and there's two lines that go together.

All you have to do is say "eye ache."