05x24 - California, Here We Come pt. 2

[bunniefuu]

A major network wants to take my show...

National.

I'm thinking about asking shanise to marry me.

What are you doing in l.a.?!

The record company flew me out here

To look for the next whitney.

Mr. Whitaker promoted me to senior vice president.

That's wonderful!

He wants me to move to l.a.

There's been a change.

But you're still gonna do the show, right?

Well, we gotta move to l.a.

I'm flying back today. Why don't you come with me?

♪ I'm in the money ♪

Baby, I'm home! You here?

♪ Da da-da da-da ♪

Whwh

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah, yeawhazzup!♪

♪ I'm the man ♪

Tin ♪♪

Captioning made possible by warner bros.

Yo, boo, your man's here--

Gina?

Baby, your man's here. Boo!

Gina!

Honey! Baby!

There you are--

Oh--

Who are you?

Wait a minute. You ain't gina.

Where's my wife?

You must be martin.

Gina is in detroit.

She wanted to surprise you.

Nah. Nah. Gina--

Gina's not crazy enough

To fly halfway across the country without telling me.

Isn't that what youjust did?

Ah, damn.

Are you sure this is how you wanna do this?

Oh, yeah.

Now, look, look, remember, man,

When shanise shows up, right?

I give you the signal,

Then you bring the cupcake with the ring in it over.

Right. So you want me to bring the cupcake over after dinner?

The cupcake isdinner, nipsey.

You know how much I had to spend on that ring?

I had to use my pacer as a down payment.

You sold the pacer?

Man, you must really be in love.

Hi, shanise.

Hi, nipsey.

Hey, hey. Hey, baby, hey.

Mmm. Come on, sit on down.

Sit right there.

Ok. Now, my little cream-filled doughnut...

I've been thinking a lot about us,

And I've been thinking about taking our relationship to the next level.

I thought we were on the top level...

Uh, unless you want to go to the roof?

That's not what I meant.

All right. Better yet,

I'm just gonna go on ahead and show you, then.

Ooh-ooh-ooh aah!

Eee-eee-eee! Eee-eee-eee!

Here you go, cole.

Here's the cupcake, uh, you--you had ordered earlier.

Oh, right. Right.

That's for you.

Thank you, nipsey.

Ha ha ha. Thank you, nipsey.

You--you can go now, nipsey.

I wanna see what happens.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha. Ha ha.

Nipsey, don't you got something

You ought to be doin' right about now?

No. I'm on a break.

Get out of here, nipsey!

That was so good, cole.

[Gasps]

You--you ate the whole thing?

I'm sorry, baby. I was starving.

Open up.

Do you know what you just did?

You just ate my pacer.

Oh, gosh!

How are we gonna get home?

[Knock on door]

Coming!

Here I come.

Hey, girl.

Hey, g, what's up?

How did it go with martin last night?

Pam, you are not gonna believe this.

Ugh. He washed himself in hot water and shrunk himself again.

No, pam. Martin's in l.a.

What is he doing in l.a.?

Sheneneh told me he flew there to surprise me.

Wait a minute. So what you're saying is

When we got to detroit,

Mighty mouth was on his way to l.a.?

Mm-hmm.

Hah! That's hysterical!

You gotta be kidding me, sweetheart!

No, pam! It's not funny!

Ha ha ha ha!

Girl, I flew all the way out here to tell him about my promotion,

Geesed myself up. He's not here. He's , miles away!

That's not funny!

[Telephone rings]

Be happy he's gone.

Payne residence.

Pam...is that you?

Look--look, pam, just be a good pam

And put gina on the phone.

And don't worry, you'll get your scooby snacks.

Shut up, martin!

Do you like beef jerkys?

'Cause you could snack on that in your free time.

How about you snack off--

Martin?

Hey, gina. Whazzup, baby?

Hey. Hey, baby, how you doin'?

Well, I'm at your l.a. Office, boo,

And, look, I can't believe you're in detroit.

What's happenin'?

Uh, baby?

Yeah?

Um, I got important news.

What?

Well, mr. Whitaker offered me a job running the l.a. Office.

Get out of here!

What?

Running the l.a. Office?!

Yeah, baby.

Well, well, look, check this out, gina.

They offered me a national talk show.

So, guess what?

We both gonna be workin' in l.a.!

[Squeals]

Oh, my god! Sorry, martin. This is great!

I--i was so scared this wasn't gonna work out!

Me, too, you know. No doubt about that. Me, too.

Now, look, check it out. I'm on my way home.

Ok, baby. Baby, hurry up. I love you.

Ah, I love you, too, boo.

Ok. Bye.

Bye.

Hee hee--

What? What?! It's k*lling me! Tell me! Tell me!

Martin got offered his own national talk show...

In l.a.

Baby, we goin' to l.a.!

Ohh, yes! Ohh, yes!

Ohh, yes!

Ha ha ha ha!

That's wonderful, gina!

I'm so happy for you!

Oh, pam, this is so great!

While martin is filming his talk show,

We will be shopping in beverly hills.

Ohh, damn.

We will be chillin' on the beach.

Yes, we will, darling. And we're gonna do lunch,

We're gonna meet men, I'm going to the movies. I'm doing--

Yes, darling?

Hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on.

What?

There's just, uh, somethin' wrong with this picture.

What?

I'm not going to l.a.

Oh...

Pam.

Oh...pam.

I'm fine.

But I still don't understand

Why you took me to get x-rayed.

You...you are so beautiful on the outside

That I had to have a picture

Of how beautiful you were on the inside.

That is so sweet.

I'm gonna go freshen up.

Ok.

Uh... What's up, cole?

What's your problem?

Man, I thought she ate the ring.

Then I had her x-rayed, and the ring wasn't in there.

Now I don't know where it is.

Look, ok. Don't worry, all right?

You're not the first person to ever lose a ring.

Remember when martin lost his?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If I lost the charm, i-i'd be hurt.

But if I lost something like my wedding ring--

Ugh! I'd die.

Wait a minute. How I know this ain't fake, hustle man?

How you know it ain't fake?

Hold on...

Look through there, cuz.

Check the clarity on that, chief.

See, now, that's real ice dripping right there.

Yo, maybe I'm gonna do what martin did.

Maybe I'll go get another ring to replace that ring.

I'm gonna go hire that hustle man.

I'll be right back.

[Tommy laughing] all right, man.

He is so stupid.

Yo. Excuse me, brother.

Can you tell me where I can get a drink around here?

Wait, wait, wait. You george clinton, man!

Sure ain't hillary.

Hey, yeah!

Hey, y'all! This is the atomic--

Hey, hey. Shh! What?

I don't want to draw no attention to myself.

I just want to get that drink, get on back to the mother ship.

All right. Cool. Don't get too fogged up.

Ha ha ha!

You get it? I said, don't-- george clinton...

Hey, lisa, how you doin'?

You got it, big nip.

Hey. Excuse me, I don't wanna get in your business,

But aren't you lisa leslie, the basketball player?

Yes, I am.

Ohh, man. I'm tommy strong. It's nice to meet you.

You here for martin's party?

Who's martin?

Martin payne.

Oh, the talk show host?

Yes, yes, yes. You know him, don't you?

Well, I don't know him, but I heard my girls put it on him.

Uh...right.

We got caught out!

We ain't goin' out like that, all right, y'all?

Just--just follow my lead.

Aah!

My knee!

What's the matter with your knee?

My knee!

Why you makin' all that noise?

My knee! I'm hurtin'!

Oh, my shoulder!

See, uh, technically...

See, they didn't win.

See, what happened was, uh,

We had a lot of injuries.

Ri-right.

Yeah.

Whatever you say...

Kareem abdul-jabald

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Me and you, one-on-one, any day!

Hey, hey.

Cole?

What?

Everything work out all right?

No.

Hustle man's parole thing didn't come through.

He gonna be out of commission indefinitely.

Oh, man.

Tommy, I don't know what I'm gonna do, man.

I cannot propose without a ring.

Ah--ow!

I just chipped my gold tooth on somethin'.

Man!

Oh, let me--

Oh, that must be cole's ring.

They must have put it in the wrong cupcake.

Yo, cole!

What's up?

Look what lil'dawg found in his mouth.

In his mouth?

Hey, hey, be careful with that.

You already broke of my glasses with your clumsy self.

Excuse me. Me clumsy?

If I can recall,

I'm not the one who got her head stuck in the headboard.

That'sright.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Remember, uh, stuck in the headboard.

You was runnin' round here all scared,

Like a chicken with her head cut off?

I was notscared, ok?

Excuse me.

That's not the way I remember it.

Martin, would you please help me?

I can't get out!

Ok, I'm coming, baby.

Look, turn sideways.

Like that?

Turn sideways. Yeah.

Ow!

Pivot your head.

Ow! Martin, that hurts!

Ow!

[Cackling]

All right, laugh.

It wasn't that funny!

Yes, it was.

Ok. Ok, you want funny?

No, I'm gonna give you funny.

I'll give you funny.

What about the time you got hypnotized

And you started acting like martin.

Now, that wasn't funny.

Some champagne?

Ooh, I would love some. Thank you.

Serg, glasses of champagne, please.

Whazzup, whazzup, whazzup?!

Uh, what's up with you?

Nothin'.

Just chillin'.

Laying here in the cut.

I--i like the cut of that dress.

It's very stunning.

Oh, this?

Oh, it's just a little something I put together.

You know how I do.

Ba-bowwww.

Bla-cowww.

Oww.

Bang.

Girl, come on, we better stop clowning.

We got a lot of packing to do.

Sure do.

Hey, pam...

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you, too, g.

I love you, girl.

I love you, too, baby.

Yo, tommy.

What's up, man?

Tommy "hit man" hearns is in the house, y'all!

I'm glad you could make it, man.

Well, you know I had to say good-bye to my man martin, man.

Hey, y-you don't have to worry

'Cause, um, he ain't mad at you...

Even though you beat him like he stole something.

Well, yeah, he did get a couple good licks in.

Announcer: where'd he get this struggle?

Where did he get this strength?

Got him! I called it, baby!

Announcer: uh-oh.

This could hurt.

Hey, tommy, did the swelling ever go down, man?

Yeah, yeah.

Everywhere but his ears.

T, t, t, t, t.

Yo, excuse me for a minute, man.

You better be careful, boy.

That may knock you out.

Was that the hit man?

Yeah. Yes, ma'am, miss gerri,

That was tommy "hit man" hearns.

Ohh, would I love to go a few rounds with him.

Now, careful, miss gerri.

You gonna hurt yourself.

Mind your bald-headed business,

Or I'll take care of you like I did your big-eared buddy.

All right. Uh, excuse me.

Oh!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[Crowd cheering]

Hey!

Hey, lady.

Hey, lady.

It's all right.

It's all right!

Hey! Get back! Hey!

All right!

All right, martin, stop!

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I got to catch up with the hit man,

'Cause it ain't too late for me to get my freak on.

I been trying to ask you something for the past few days.

Uh, but it just...

It just ain't working, all right,

So I'm gonna try this.

"Will you marry me?"

Yes...

I'll marry you.

Yes.

Yes.

Mmm. Yes.

Excuse me!

Coley cole's jumping the broom!

Yeah! Oh, yeah!

All right.

Oh, yeah.

About time.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Congratulations, brother.

Congratulations, baby boy.

Hey! Hey, everybody!

Everybody, I would like to propose a toast

To people who...

Well, let's just say that they're lucky to find each other, ok?

Cole and shanise...

May you have a long and happy life.

Hear, hear.

Hear, hear.

Excuse me.

How you doing?

Fine. Uh, I'd like to use the phone.

May I borrow your phone for a minute?

Sure. It's right here.

Thank you.

You lou rawls, man!

Hey, what's up?

I'm tommy strong.

Look, man, I am your biggest fan, ok?

In fact, I can't even go to sleep

Unless I listen to your song natural man.

♪ Natural man ♪

Like that.

Oh, yeah? You know, that's funny.

I got a letter from a lady the other day

Said that she put her old man out,

Told him not to let the doorknob hit him where the good lord split him

For that same thing.

Oh, that was me.

Uh, yeah.

Right.

Oh, I'm gonna miss martin.

You know, I gotta tell y'all something.

The first time he come in the barber shop,

I was a little worried.

I had to figure out how to navigate around them ears.

You know, when martin was a kid,

They forgot to teach him letters in the alphabet.

The "t," the "i," and the "p."

And to this very day,

Martin still don't know the meaning of tip.

Don't wanna go there.

But he better watch himself in l.a.

'Cause those west coast barbers don't play that.

That's right.

I heard that.

Martin!

Hey, what up, buddy?

What's happening?

Hey, yo, y'all.

Hey, y'all did all this for me?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, man, it's enough to make you emotional.

You know what?

We just wanted to say congratulations, martin, you know,

And let you know that we're gonna miss you, dog.

Well, I'm gonna miss y'all, too, you know?

Now, uh...

Give me love?

Aw. Aw.

Aw. Aw.

Come on, boy.

[Group inhales deeply]

[Group exhales]

Will you give me a lot?

Tommy, I'm trying to help you.

All right you squabbling people.

All right, we all packed and ready for the movers.

Shanise, you gonna let the movers in, right?

Oh, yeah, I'll let them in.

Oh, and don't worry. I won't let them take anything.

I'll handle it. I'll handle it.

Um, shanise, they're movers.

They're supposed to take martin and gina's things.

Oh.

Don't worry about that. I'll handle the movers.

Thank you, tommy.

Martin, come on, baby, let's go!

I'll meet you in the car, ok?

We're gonna miss our flight! Let's go!

Oh, I'll help you.

Oh.

[Laughing]

Yo, g, I'll give you a hand.

You know fleavon little won't be able to carry this by himself.

Ha ha ha!

I heard that...

Scary seinfeld.

Look, martin, before you go,

I just wanna let you know

That I really hate you.

And what I hate most about you is...

Is that you're leaving.

Thank you.

[Door shuts]

Well, uh...

Any time, I guess, she gives me a kiss good-bye,

I guess it really means good-bye.

Yeah, I guess.

Guess so.

I guess this is it, huh?

Can't believe you're leaving, man, you know?

Things ain't gonna be the same without you.

It's--it's not like it's the end, you know what I mean?

It's the start of a new beginning.

For real, you know?

Better get to the airport.

Cool. Cool.

I'll just, um,

I'll meet you all downstairs in a second.

You know, handle some business.

[Sighs]

Thank you.

Yeah.

[Snorting laugh]

Director: ready?

Ok, come on.

Director: all right, here we go.

Hmm.

Hmm. Huh.

Huh.

You are--

Huh.

Yeah.

Maybe I'm gonna do what martin did.

Maybe I'm gonna go out...

He's stupid!