03x01 - The Spider and the Fly

[bunniefuu]

[LOW, TENSE MUSIC]

All right, everybody hold on.

A congresswoman was kidnapped
on American soil...

- [g*nf*re]
- [GRUNTS]

- [JOE] Congresswoman Hernandez?
- Yeah.

...her family k*lled at the behest

of the Chinese Ministry of State.

We'd like to get a Lioness
on the ground.

Do it.

What do you know
about the Lioness program?

- Are you a Lioness?
- I run it.

I don't know if I can trust this girl.

But I know that I can trust you.

What's your mission now?

To protect the mission.
From everything. Including you.

We could choose not to fight.
But choosing not to fight

is how warehouses fill up with children.

[JOE] I took one in the field.

I'm hunting how to make peace
with walking away for you.

For them. For me.

Well, I hope you find it.

Your father's the mission now.

- Why?
- Because this is how he survives.

- They know.
- Who's "they"?

[JOSIE] CIA

Special Activities. [GASPS]

The mission is to show Iran and China

that we aren't the
only nation with an open border.

Do not get yourself caught.

Everyone's watching on this one.

Am I a part of this?

You're the part.

We're gonna find out how well you fly.

Two minutes to target.

[QUIET MUSIC]

[NEAL] I wasn't sure
you were coming home.

I wasn't sure I still had one
to come home to.

[NEAL] You always have
one to come home to.

Look who's home!

[CHARLIE] Mom? Is that you?

- [KATE] Mom?
- It's me, baby. Oh.

[TENSE, SCREECHING MUSIC]

[NEWSWOMAN 1]
The French government has said

it is considering all options,

including declaring a state of emergency

after a third night of
escalating violence and rioting...

[NEWSMAN 1] Let's start
with the Middle East.

The Times is reporting that Hamas

has denied reports that it has

ignored requests from
the international community

concerning the crisis in Gaza...

[NEWSWOMAN 2] A devastating
scene, meanwhile, in Oaksville.

Several people dead
and even more missing

from an expl*si*n
at an expl*sives plant...

[NEWSWOMAN 3] Dozens of fighters
were k*lled in overnight border clashes

between Pakistan and Afghanistan

in the most serious fighting between...

[NEWSWOMAN 4] Ukraine's president
said Russia targeted the country

with 450 drones and 30 missiles

in a countrywide attack targeting the...

[NEWSWOMAN 5] Well, Max,
we've been on lockdown

here in these capitol buildings
for almost four hours now.

[NEWSWOMAN 6]
A*F, TBI, Homeland Security,

and several other agencies
are currently...

[NEWSWOMAN 7] The attorney
general's office in Brazil

has filed an indictment

- against 39 people...
- [NEWSMAN 2] The Middle East is

the fulcrum of it all,
we know this. But the thing

could spread like wildfire.

[NEWSWOMAN 8] ...Israel remains in Gaza

and still rejects a two-state solution,

so is this the dawn
of a new Middle East?

- [NEAL] Good morning.
- Good morning.

Oh, good God, it's freezing. [CHUCKLES]

- It helps with inflammation.
- [NEAL] Yeah,

so does Advil, honey.

I don't want a pill to do it.
I want my body to do it.

Well, I can think of a few
things I want your body to do.

That window closed about an hour ago.

- There was a window?
- Yeah, and you missed it.

No.

[CHUCKLES]

[MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]

I thought you finished
your homework last night.

Dad, what's the capital of Maine?

Uh, capital, uh... Honey,
what's the capital of Maine?

Uh, Augusta.

Mm. That's Georgia.

No, the capital of Georgia's
Atlanta, honey.

She's right. It's Augusta, Daddy.

Really? Hmm. Never heard of it.

- What about Vermont?
- Vermont, that is Burlington.

- Montpelier.
- It's weird that you know that.

[KATE] How come you don't know it, Dad?

[NEAL] Okay, wise guys,

who can name the key nerves
of the thoracic wall?

That's easy.
It's the intercostal nerve...

- You're disqualified.
- [GIRLS LAUGHING]

Why am I disqualified?

You're-you're disqualified. [CHUCKLES]

[KATE] Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Here's a question. Ready?

X cubed, minus 6X squared,

plus 11X, minus six equals zero.

- What?
- I didn't hear a question.

[KATE] Okay, question.

What are the variables
that make the equation zero?

No, never in your life will that
have a practical application.

I'm pulling you from that school.

- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, my God. It's so easy.

- Easy? You're grounded.
- [KATE] Grounded? Really? Why?

I don't know yet.
Are you back for dinner?

I should be.

Could get used to
this nine-to-five thing.

[SIGHS] Don't.

See you ladies tonight.

Ah, no love for Dad?

I'm saving all my love for you, Daddy.

- Ew! [GROANS]
- All right. Gross.

- Gross.
- [JOE] Okay.

- Fine, fine, fine.
- Oh, okay. All right, all right.

- [KATE] Bye, Mom, love you.
- [CHARLIE] Bye, Mom.

All right, all right.
Finish up. We got to go.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[BIRDS SINGING]

[CHUCKLES]

- [SIGHS]
- Anything interesting?

I never thought the headline
"End of Democracy"

would ring so hollow.

Can only cry "wolf" so many times.

[SIGHS] Seems so shortsighted.

An entire industry
rendering itself irrelevant.

Not if you think

about how they were trained
and who trained them.

- Just follow the money.
- Yeah.

Qatar alone has donated
over $11 billion dollars

to U.S. universities.

China has donated
$2.3 billion since 2012,

with $12 billion in tuition paid

for Chinese nationals
at our universities.

And you're surprised that
graduates of those schools are

espousing communist agendas

and declaring democracy is dying?

That's what they were trained to say.

Doesn't scare you even a little?

Fool's gold, honey.

You want to scare me,
start talking about AI.

That's the real end of democracy.

- [PHONE BUZZING]
- Oh.

Hey, you on your way in?

I'll be there in 30. You?

[MEADE] Across town, security brief.

[JOE] Am I needed?

No, not yet.

[JOE] We're pretty close over here.

[MEADE] Well, you know the deal.

A lot of red tape
on this side of the fence.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[CAR HONKS]

- Oh, nice.
- [MEADE] What's nice?

[GRUNTS]

sh*t! I'm blackjacked! I'm blackjacked!

[MEADE] Joe?

Joe?

[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS] Damn it! No!

[GRUNTING]

[MEADE] Blackjack on Raven.

Blackjack on Raven,
unfolding in real time.

Access beacon. Send all assets
to last known location.

[JOE SCREAMING]

[SUSPENSEFUL, DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[DRAMATIC, HAUNTING MUSIC]

♪♪♪

[TENSE, DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[SECURITY WAND WHISTLING]

Where's the park?

[MEADE] Georgetown campus.

How'd this come our way?

- Approached Kyle at a bar.
- What bar?

The Net. He thought he was
being honeypotted.

She said she saw him in Kiev

with 46 and then at
the Ukraine embassy last week.

She's FISU, worked her way
into Russia's SVR 2018.

- Long time to double agent.
- We reached out to Kiev.

- FISU verified it.
- Okay.

So what does she have?

Pretty curious about that myself.

[TENSE, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[PANTING]

We good?

You're good.

It's not how we like to do things.

SVR watches their own
more than they watch you.

We've been looking for a way
since the w*r started.

An opportunity appeared, I took it.

Okay. What are you gonna do about it?

Aleksi Yurimov.

I'm sorry. I'm not up
on my Russian spies.

The Middle East is my theater.

- You know SSD?
- Yes.

He runs it.

He's moved to the front.
I have his location.

Okay. Yay for you.

We want you to have him.

Why would we want that?

Leverage. Maybe you trade him.

Why would you want that?

He's Putin's hammer.

If we k*ll him, Putin's
retaliation will be severe.

But if you take him, it's just the game.

And a big risk to a unit
or a Ground Branch detail

that gets trotted before the world

on their way to a gulag if they fail.

You'd be taking Putin's queen
off the chessboard.

Do you understand the value
of that for all of us?

Oh, I understand. For you.

But what do we get in return?

- What do you want?
- I don't know. What do you do?

- What's your field?
- Recruitment and infiltration.

You know honeypot?

Mm. I know honeypot.

I hold the jar.

How do we contact you?

Give me your number.
I'll have someone con...

Not on your f*cking life.

You give contact to me,
and we'll reach out. Maybe.

[OLEKSANDRA SIGHS]

Only good for a week.

If we're interested, we'll be in touch.

[TENSE, DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[TIRES SCREECH]

Go smooth?

- Mm, it was interesting.
- [TWO CUPS] Oh, yeah?

Where does "interesting" send us?

Ever been to Ukraine?

[GROANS] You got to be kidding me, boss.

Uh, you know, Ukraine is on the
bucket list there, chief-eroni.

Yeah, I think it is now.

[BOBBY] f*ck.

[BOBBY SIGHS]

[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]

[TENSE, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[DRONES BUZZING]

[g*nf*re]

[g*nf*re CONTINUES]

[PROJECTILE WHISTLES]

[expl*si*n IN DISTANCE]

[EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE IN DISTANCE]

[PROJECTILE WHISTLES]

[EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE IN DISTANCE]

[g*nf*re AND EXPLOSIONS
CONTINUE IN DISTANCE]

Popping smoke.

[EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE IN DISTANCE]

Move.

Last man.

[EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE]

[g*nf*re CONTINUES IN DISTANCE]

♪♪♪

[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]

[LOW, INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[CHATTER CONTINUES]

Was a good trip?

[SCOFFS]

I wouldn't say that, but...

[AMBER] Well, looks like you
have all your arms and all your legs,

so I would say it was a good trip.

Unit's in here.

[JOE SIGHS]

Ah, there she is.

Ain't the border, babies,

this some big boy sh*t right here.

It's f*cking crazy, is what this is.

[AMBER] We suspect that Russians

have tunneled into
this gas pipeline right here,

and they're using it
to ferry troops and equipment.

Your perimeter detail are North Koreans.

They're motivated fighters,
but their tactics are atrocious.

They're also having limited success

linking their comms
with Russian communications,

which is something
we feel like we can exploit.

Where's the target?

Take a look at the monitor.

All right, so Russians
implant locators in their agents.

Our mole was good enough

to give us ID coordinates
for our target.

Looks like he's lying in a field.

He's under it. He's in the pipeline.

Mm-hmm.

So he's a senior level agent,

- correct?
- Correct.

What's he doing in the front
with amateur protection?

Planning something.

[AMBER] They used open
pipelines for their last offensive,

and it appears that they're
planning something similar.

If he came here
with a Russian SF squadron,

we would be dumping daisy
cutters all over that entire valley,

but he came in light,

- just like you.
- [JOE] All right.

What's the plan?

Cody.

Yeah.

Excuse me, brother.

So, we're here.

We're gonna come to here.

We will move through
the trench to their left flank,

which is Rally Point Alpha.

First we'll send a drone swarm over,

get their heads down, hit 'em with 105s,



then we'll sic the dogs on 'em.

[LAUGHS] These f*cking guys.

[CODY] SBU Alpha,

a Ukrainian outfit's gonna
move in from here.

They're gonna hit here and here.
We are gonna work our way

up this trench to the LCC.

Then we'll move on the farmhouse here,

blow the door,
put the dogs to work again.

Love their macho bullshit.

- I f*cking love it.
- [CODY] And then, yeah,

it's just a footrace to the beacon.

- Piece of cake.
- [CODY] Pretty simple.

Where are we?

You fight cover on exfil.

From where?

From right here.

[BOBBY] No, no, no.
That's bullshit. We're her shield.

[TWO CUPS] Yeah, whoa, whoa,
we go where she goes. Okay?

That ain't gonna work for us.

Who the f*ck do you think you are,
sport?

Hey, don't put your hands
on my f*cking teammate.

- [OVERLAPPING ARGUING]
- Hey!

You people have zero f*cking authority.

You ain't even in the f*cking Army.

- f*cking Army.
- Oh, that's what this is,

- an official Army op?
- Everyone dial it down.

[CODY J] Buddy, this ain't an
HRT mission, this is f*cking w*r.

[TUCKER] What, you don't think
we know w*r?

'Cause we were just in one
with your a*s right behind us.

[JOE] Tucker. She's got to have
someone from our team with her.

Great way to start an op, guys.

And you wonder why
we don't want you with us.

You're acting like
a bunch of f*cking amateurs.

You've been training in

the tactics of trench warfare,
Bobby, huh?

- [BOBBY SIGHS]
- No?

What about defense
against a drone swarm?

Been working on that?

Uh-uh, you sure have not.

You are not trained
for the tactics of this place.

Then what the f*ck are we doing here?

Brass needs CIA to PID.

This unit, they have no file,
no folders,

and we're just not gonna risk it.

DLA's not a secure Internet source.

We have a beacon, but we
don't know what he looks like.

[BOBBY] This is bullshit.

Bush-league bullshit is what it is.

You calling me

- bush-league, m*therf*cker?
- Bobby.

- Bobby, stand down.
- That's how you're acting.

I'm doing my f*cking job.

Your job was to bring her in country,

- and you did it.
- f*ck you.

Now your job is over.

[KYLE] Jesus Christ, children. I'll go.

All right? I'll go. Everybody happy?

- No. OPSEC says her.
- [KYLE] Good?

[AMBER] It has to be her.

You have your TTPs and we have ours.

I would like to know the men on my six.

You know me.

Cody... you know what I mean.

Cruz,

you ain't forgot everything
we taught you. Have you?

I ain't forgot sh*t.

There you go.

You stay on my six, she stays on yours.

Is everybody happy now?

[TUCKER] I don't like this sh*t, boss.

Look, there's Tier One
and there's these f*ck.

You'll be safer with them
than you are in this bunker.

I got her.



There's a mist that comes off the river.

Their junk thermals
can't see through it.

We're doing this in daylight?

They got NV just like we do,
but their thermals are dog sh*t.

Gen 2 at best, so...

We need the mist.

Just let us overwatch
from stage one, huh?

- SBU Alpha has overwatch.
- Why not f*cking us?

Because if SBU Alpha gets cut to sh*t,

it doesn't end up on the front page

of the f*cking New York Times.

Are there any more g*dd*mn questions?

Stay in the bunker.

We'll go through all this again, 0400.

That means the meeting is over, ladies.

- [TWO CUPS LAUGHS]
- [JOE] Come on.

There's a room for us across the hall.

- [TWO CUPS] Love it.
- [AMBER] We're gonna play nice.

[TENSE, DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Not you, Joe. No, you two stay with us.

[BOBBY] f*ck this.

[TUCKER] That's some bullshit.

You know, it's not like we were
running with those f*ck

five years ago!

Running with these guys five months ago.

[TWO CUPS] g*dd*mn it!

Listen up, you haven't trained for this.

I've been here a week. [CHUCKLES]

This f*cking place,

it's like World w*r I

and Star Wars slammed into each other.

You got f*cking drones
and every concept weapon

on the planet being
test-driven out there

while soldiers are still
charging over trench walls

with g*dd*mn bayonets.

[SCOFFS] Y-You'll see,
trust me, you'll see.

Now, I'm real f*cking happy
to be sitting it out

right here in this bunker.

And mark my words,

if they snatch this f*ck,

getting him out's gonna be
the real trick

'cause Russia will chase us
all the way to Poland

for the son of a b*tch.

Yeah, we may miss the fight tomorrow,

but we ain't missing the fight.

[RANDY] f*ck.

[SIGHS]

[TENSE, DRAMATIC MUSIC]

["PEOPLE HATIN'"
BY THE RED CLAY STRAYS PLAYING]

♪ Hey, people hatin' ♪

♪ You're not listening
to what I'm saying ♪

♪ I'm sick of waiting ♪

♪ All this arguing is aggravating ♪

♪ Hey, you people hatin' ♪

- [CLATTERING]
- ♪ You're not listening ♪

♪ To what I'm saying ♪

♪ I'm so sick of waiting ♪

♪ All this arguing is aggravating... ♪

Morning.

Yeah.

[PERCUSSIVE, DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Lock and load if you ain't already.

We're ready.

- Everybody up?
- Yeah.

All right, here we go.

[GROWLING]

Oh, sh*t.

I guess turning the dogs loose
isn't a metaphor for these guys.

[DRONES BUZZING]

Holy sh*t.

This isn't a firefight in Paktika.

- Head on a swivel. Got it?
- Copy.

[CODY] Send 'em, send 'em,
send 'em, send 'em, send 'em.

[DOGS BARKING]

Hey, right on my f*cking six.

- Do not fall behind.
- Roger that. I got you.

On me.

Go.

[SHOUTING IN KOREAN]

- [DOGS BARKING]
- [SOLDIERS SCREAMING]

[GRADY] Titan, that'll do.

[BARKS]

- Grady, you up?
- We're up.

- Move.
- [DOGS BARKING]

- [PROJECTILE WHISTLES]
- [EXPLOSIONS NEARBY]

[GRUNTING]

♪♪♪

- [SOLDIERS SHOUTING IN KOREAN]
- [DOGS BARKING]

[EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE]

[CODY OVER COMMS]
Hatchet 1, this is Sword 1.

We are inbound to release point.
Bravo, acknowledge.

[SOLDIER OVER COMMS] Roger,
Sword 1. We're in position.

[EXPLOSIONS AND g*nf*re CONTINUE]

Incoming!

[PROJECTILES WHISTLE]

[BOTH GRUNT]

[CODY] f*ck.

[CODY] Somebody get on this other LMG!

Not you. Get down, get down.

Whoo! I could get used to one of these!

[CODY] All right, we're clear.
Let's move. [GRUNTS]

What the f*ck was that?!

- Hey!
- Huh? What the f*ck?

There is no mission without you,
do you understand me?

Until we have the target,
you are the mission.

So keep your f*cking head down.

And you, check your fire
on the exfil, all right?

- We ain't the target.
- I got you.

Yeah, I see that. Do you hear me?

No, don't nod. Acknowledge me.

Roger. We don't sh**t you.

We move. Dogs.

[BARKING]

[CODY] Send 'em.

Smoke 'em.

- [DOGS BARKING]
- [SOLDIERS SCREAMING]

On me.

Breacher.

Execute.

[SOLDIERS SHOUTING IN DISTANCE]

[YELLS]

[DOG GROWLING]

[GRADY] Titan.

That'll do.

[CODY] Move.

Move, move, move.

Pretty quiet
since they went to the house.

Yep.

[TEX] They run everything suppressed, so

even if they are sh**ting...

[BOBBY CHUCKLES] Nobody's sh**ting back?

[TUCKER] It is Delta.

[DOOR OPENS]

Hey, you're not supposed to be out here.

Yeah, and you're not supposed
to be in f*cking Ukraine, bro.

- None of us are.
- [TEX] We don't work for you,

bud. Different branch.

- We stay here.
- [MAN] They have satellites

fixed on this position.

Russian SVR is staring
at you f*ck as we speak.

I don't give a sh*t.

We're overwatch
for their return, so f*ck off.

[MAN] a*tillery
is their overwatch. Fine.

When they swarm drones,

we lock this f*cking door
and we don't open it for sh*t.

Hey, if we want that door open,
we're gonna open it.

And you ain't gonna f*cking like
how we do it,

but I promise you it'll be open.

m*therf*cker.

- Breach.
- [TWO CUPS] Yep.

[BOBBY] It's making me
real f*cking nervous.

You never get nervous
about me getting shot, Bobbo.

'Cause you always get f*cking shot.

You're wasting my time.

[expl*si*n]

[RANDY] Frags.

[BOBBY] Theirs or ours?

Uh, who can say?

f*ck.

[SHELLS CLATTER]

Got one.

Needs a medic.

[g*nshots]

We ain't got no medic for him. Let's go.

[TENSE, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[CRUZ] Boss?

Yep. Move.

[PULLS PIN]

[SOLDIERS YELLING]

- [CODY] Dogs.
- [DOGS BARKING]

[SOLDIERS SHOUTING IN DISTANCE]

[SOLDIERS SCREAMING]

[DOG BARKS]

- [DOGS BARKING]
- [MEN SCREAMING]

[DOG SQUEALS]

[g*nf*re]

[WHIMPERING]

[MAN SCREAMING]

[g*nf*re]

[DOGS GROWLING, BARKING]

[CODY] Range to beacon.

On me.

♪♪♪

Blow it.

[SOLDIERS SHOUTING IN DISTANCE]

[MAN GROANS]

Anyone speak Russian?

[CODY] Joe, to me.

Which one?

Gray beard right in front
of you, long hair.

[CODY] Dump the rest.

[ALEKSI GRUNTS]

[SCREAMING]

[CODY] g*n.

Oh, got a knife.

Cody, we need him fit to travel.

[GRADY] No, we need him concussed,

worried about getting
the sh*t kicked out of him,

- not trying to escape.
- He has to be able to walk.

If he can't walk, we will carry him.

[CODY] Phone.

- Tracker, where is it?
- Left armpit.

DJ.

[ALEKSI GROANING]

[SCREAMING]

Got it.

[CODY] Hey, f*ck that, man,

- let him bleed.
- All right, he's good, then.

- [ALEKSI GROANS]
- Burn him.

- Arms.
- Tie and bag.

[CODY J] Got it.

- Ready.
- All right, up.

[CODY J] Get him up.

- [CODY] On me.
- Got him.

Walk.

All right, brother. Got to boogie.

I'm right behind you.

[DOG WHIMPERING]

[EXPLOSIONS IN DISTANCE]

I need you two on point.

We got it.

[CODY] Sandman, this is Sword 1.
We are jackpot and inbound

on primary exfil break.

Fire mission, TRP, cowboys,
immediate suppression,

ten rounds, H.E. quick, over.

- [SOLDIER] Roger that, Sword 1.
- [CODY] Okay, move.

[EXPLOSIONS NEARBY]

[GRADY] Last man.

- [PROJECTILES WHISTLING]
- Move, move, move.

Here they come! Pop smoke! Pop smoke!

[GARBLED RADIO TRANSMISSION]

[PROJECTILES WHISTLING]

[EXPLOSIONS IN DISTANCE]

Hope we're running
the right f*cking way.

Just keep running.

What the f*ck?!

[MALE VOICE] Return to base.

Soldier, return to base.

[JOE] Run!

Never seen that sh*t.

Pop more smoke! More smoke!
Blind those f*cking things!

[JOE] Keep going! Come on!

Last man!

[JOE SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]

[CODY] Move. Move.

Move, go, go, go, go, go, go!

- [MAN] Go, go, go, go, go!
- [CODY] Go, go, go, go, go.

Come on, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!

[SOMBER, DRAMATIC MUSIC]

CIA PID?

I confirmed.

[GRADY GROANING]

Son of a b*tch! g*dd*mn it!

[BOBBY] Go smooth?

As smooth as these things go.

You got a lot of blood
on your face there.

Yeah, that's not mine.

[CODY J] We debriefing?

No, f*ck no. Not here, we're not.

We're getting the f*ck out of here.

Have everyone ready to move, 1800.

Hey, brother. You got to get her
ready to travel, too.

- Those m*therf*ckers.
- [CODY] No.

Get her ready to travel.

Them handlers is
a different breed, aren't they?

They're all a different breed.

All right, let's police up
all this sh*t.

Let's get the f*ck out of here.

Uh, exactly how are we
gonna do that, boss?

[JOE SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

That was pretty f*cking nutty
right there.

We just k*lled a bunch of people
for a chess piece

in a w*r that has nothing to do with us.

Got something to do with us.

They got SF and CIA all over the place.

That's what I'm trying
to wrap my head around.

It's not the place to talk about it.

Where you going?

I have no f*cking idea.

Do they have a place for us?

Across the hall, they said.

Seen a lot of crazy sh*t, boss.
What the hell?

Not here, Bobby.

f*cking robots and drones and sh*t.

Not here.

Do we have an exfil?

Same way we came in, just backwards.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪♪♪

- Hey, you're home.
- I am.

- What time is it?
- It's late.

Or... early,
depending on your perspective.

- [GROANS] Okay.
- No. No, no, no.

Don't get up. I just wanted
to see your face.

- I'll be up in a minute.
- Okay.

- Mm. Love you.
- Bye.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[LOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Can I help you?

We're with state police.

Would you mind stepping outside with us?

I would mind very much.
What is this about?

Please, step outside.

What is this about?

We need you to step outside.

Yeah, I'm gonna need your name,

your badge number,
your f*cking watch commander,

a warrant, and all sorts of sh*t

I don't think
either of you assholes have.

Please. Ma'am.

Outside.

You're not the police,

but you're two minutes
from meeting them.

[GROANS]

[PANTING]

Oh, f*ck.

I need FBI to my house
right now. I'm blown,

and I have two down.

[TENSE, DRAMATIC MUSIC]