01x02 - Julie and Eric...Could it be Love?

[bunniefuu]

Hello, I'm julie.

Previously on the real world...

I could give a damn about how

You feel about things.

Well, I can agree with that.

Go ahead, what else is it you

Don't like about me?

I walk through the doors.

I saw a new world.

Love and sex.

It's incredible.

Anybody who can come from

Alabama to new york has got to

Be tough.

She have birth control

With her?

No.

[Laughter]

This is the true story...

True story...

Of seven strangers...

Picked to live in a loft...

And have their lives taped...

To find out what happens...

What?

When people stop being

Polite...

Could you get the phone?

And start getting real.

The real world.

The first part of it was us

Taking each other--like, ripping

Each other's clothes off.

So it was like the music goes,

And I'm, like, ripping off her

Clothes.

She's pulling off my shirt.

And she's pulling my pants down,

And we're going all crazy.

Were you not laughing?

Huh?

I would have been laughing.

Well, yeah, that's what, you

Know--it was like we were, you

Know, going--

Yeah, that's what it was

Supposed to be like.

So it was really cool.

Want to see my book?

Yeah, do you have it?

Uh-oh.

Okay.

You must think it's

Pretty good.

This is me.

Thank you, sir.

Oh, goody.

Both: whoo-hoo!

Look who I live with.

[Provocative dance music]

♪

It might be kind of hot.

Yeah.

I eat pasta at all hours.

♪

It's okay?

Tastes good to me.

[Muffled speech]

[Muffled speech]

You're pretty cute in pictures.

What?

[Funky piano music]

♪

We all got up and sat down to

Watch a closer look, because

Eric, who does sexy ads, was

Gonna be on the show.

How do I know if it's

Working?

Scoot a little bit.

The only place it will run,

In its entirety.

[Applause]

Hi, everyone,

I'm faith daniels.

Some of the sexiest stuff that

You see on tv these days isn't

In the programs, not even on the

Soap operas.

It's the ads.

Whatever they're selling,

Somehow they manage to bring sex

Into it.

Let's look at one commercial now

That is so racy it will not

Ever, ever appear on this

Network.

You cannot show graphic or

Excessive presentation of a

Sexual matter.

[Upbeat dance music]

♪

As a rule, you cannot remove

Skirt.

Unacceptable.

Today there was a show on my

Commercial that I did for jovan

Musk cologne, and it was on

A closer look.

Unacceptable.

Generally, men's pants should

Be zipped.

♪

They didn't think that the

Commercial was edited enough for

Tv, because they showed a lot

Of skin.

[Cheers and applause]

Whoo!

[Laughter]

Ow!

Welcome.

And you are appearing in one of

The versions, anyway, in which

You appear in the ad.

Are you surprised that you're

Embroiled in all this

Controversy?

No, not at all.

When they called me to come onto

The show, they asked me to come

Out in a g-string.

I didn't think that was too

Good for me to come out in a

G-string, because that would

Just be, like, setting me up

To be kind of humiliated, so I

Decided to come out in shorts

Instead.

But even when you were making

This, you were aware that it was

Going to cause a fuss?

Yeah, I think that's why--

That's why I like doing it.

That's the best part of it.

I think that, basically, this

Commercial probably is gonna

Help me out a lot, because it

Put me on a national network

In front of millions of people.

They've seen me in the

Commercial, and they see that I

Can work, you know, with the

Camera, you know?

Hopefully that'll be good

For me.

So what do you guys think?

I think you should keep your

Clothes on, guy.

I'm gonna take them off as

Much as possible and keep

Taking them off.

If the check is right.

Hell, yeah.

You're right, that's all

It's about.

It's all about money.

Everybody got a price, and for

The right price, anybody would

Take their clothes off.

Julie, would you take off

Your clothes for the right price

On tv?

Would you do a commercial for

The right price on tv?

Yeah.

I'm trying to tell you, it's

About the dough.

Julie, you would take

Off your clothes for the

Right price?

Not, like, in a strip bar.

Like, those obsession

Commercials, I don't see

Anything wrong with that.

[Imitating kevin] so, julie,

You'd take off your clothes for

The right price?

I might feel bad about it--

Great, I'm gonna have people

Going, "okay, how about $?"

Is that the right price?

Everybody's talking like her,

Man.

There's nudity in poor taste,

And there's, you know, nudity

That I feel like is okay.

I feel like those calvin klein

Obsession ads--i feel like those

Are fine.

I feel like they're

In fine taste.

I see nothing wrong with them.

Penthouse and playboy, where

Men are [bleep] to it, yeah,

I feel like there's something

Wrong with that.

When you sell cologne, you

Should be able to smell it,

Instead of taking off your

Clothes.

I mean, you can't smell the tv,

So, you know, you got to find a

Way to sell the product.

What's the difference between

Playgirl and calvin klein?

If you naked, you naked.

If a big record label--if a

Big record label came up to you

Tomorrow and they said, "look,

Heather, you know, we like the

Way you rap, we think you're

Really good, but we want you to

Wear tight spandex and tank tops

Every time you're on a video or

You're in the street."

I would do that, if I had

No talent.

If I couldn't rap, I would do

It, 'cause I'd say, "well, I got

To sell something."

But being that I can rap--being

That I can rap, I don't have to

Dress like that.

I don't need anything else to--

You know.

[Hip-hop music]

♪

♪ I wish I had my g*n

♪ I would have shot him dead

♪ But we filled out the papers

♪ And left instead

♪ Could you believe that?

♪ Just our luck

♪ I just said to myself

♪ "The system sucks"

Well, when I first started

Rapping, I think I heard a group

Called the sugar hill g*ng doing

A record called hotel, motel,

Actually.

And it--i mean, the beat was

A familiar beat at the time,

And it rhymed, and I said,

"You know, I can do that."

♪

The record that I was working on

This week is called

The system sucks.

It deals with date r*pe.

You know, that's the concept

Of the record.

And it deals with the system,

You know, justification.

♪ In my college year of

♪ My and my girlfriend, kim

♪ Was coming home from a party

♪ Two guys come runnin' over ♪

♪ Talkin' about ♪

♪ We'd like to get to know ya ♪

♪ I said "no thanks"

♪ And then moved on

♪ Kim said I was buggin' ♪

♪ And then asked what's wrong ♪

♪ What's wrong with me? ♪

♪ What's wrong with you? ♪

♪ How could you talk to a man

♪ That approached you

♪ With a brew

When I heard her rap, I was

Just like, "heather, you know,

This is all so heavy,

And you don't really come across

This way."

And she was like, "well, this is

Just how I express this part

Of my life, these feelings."

And I was just really impressed.

I didn't create an image,

You know what I mean?

Like, a lot of people spend a

Lot of time on images.

I didn't create someone

Separate from myself, you know,

To sell records.

♪ "He r*ped me, he r*ped me"

♪ She began to shout

♪ I thought this

♪ Was the [bleep]

♪ You only read about

Eric has a serious problem with

His image.

He's too concerned with how he

Looks and what people thinks

About him and what he says, you

Know, when people are listening

And watching.

I mean, you should be conscious

Of what you do and what you say

And how you look, but not to the

Point where it runs your life.

I don't under--maybe it's a

Conflict between me and my

Roommates or whatever, but--

Or maybe it's the line of work

That I'm in.

People take a different attitude

Towards people that are actors

And models, 'cause they think

That they're, like, a step up

From everybody, and, in reality,

You know, we're no different

Than anybody else.

You know, we're human too.

The way that I ended up in

Modeling--a friend of mine, who

Also models here, brought me

Here to see everybody in the

Agency.

Where you from, eric?

Um, new jersey.

I'm not as tall as the rest of

The guys, and I don't have that,

Like, chiseled look about my

Face, you know, that most of the

Models look like, but I get by

On my personality and my

Attitude, I think.

He's a wonderful model.

He gets the job done.

He does what he's supposed

To do.

[Snorts]

You almost done?

Why do you want to take this

Away from me so bad?

I want to eat it.

Well, start on that side.

No, no, no, no, I don't want

To eat out of your plate.

I'll wait till you're finished.

I think julie and eric are

Becoming good friends.

I think there's definitely

A little attraction

Going on there.

I think it's mainly

From eric's side.

Are you done?

No! I was gonna eat on this--

That's not how you're

Supposed to--what are you

Cutting it?

You're supposed to go like this,

Look.

Let me show you.

I'm not very good at it.

Let me show you.

You get a big spoon.

You get a big thing like that.

And...

I think julie's just

Incredibly friendly, and she

Thinks he's sweet and cute.

I don't know how attracted she

Is to him, but, uh...

But eric is, um...

Eric's like young male.

[Provocative dance music]

♪

[Siren wailing]

[Hip-hop music]

♪

♪ Made it to the station

♪ Kim was crying her hardest

♪ She said to the sergeant

♪ "I want to press charges"

♪ Two long hours

♪ Me and kim waited

♪ And the first question asked

♪ "Were you intoxicated?

♪ And while he was

♪ Touching you

♪ Did you enjoy it?

♪ Because you know

♪ The old saying

♪ 'Boys will be boys'" ♪

♪ He even had the nerve

♪ To say she looked fine

♪ 'Cause these date r*pe ♪

♪ Things happen all the time

♪ I wish I had my g*n

♪ I would have shot him dead

♪ But we filled out the papers

♪ And left instead

♪ Could you believe that?

♪ Just our luck

Rewind, rewind.

Rewind.

♪ The system sucks

Come back, come back.

She should stop drinking

Water, also.

Heather, stop drinking water,

'Cause you know why?

It's getting caught up in

Your throat.

I ain't trying to be funny.

I'm serious.

After you keep drinking, you

Know how saliva builds up?

You get that like, spit--

All right, well, you don't

Have to get graphic.

You know what it is?

Heather, you start out with

The, like, the fire, and then

After a while, it's like you

Start thinking--

'Cause I'm thinking about--

Remember before, when, like, you

Was saying I'm just coming too

Hard on this record, and I'm not

Telling the story?

It's the power.

You have a power to your voice,

And when you first--when he

First, like, punches you in,

You're like, "rrhh! Rrhh! Rrhh!"

Okay, but I'll be--

Then, like, you always--

Then you start gettin' to be

Heather, and you're like this.

You start dancin' and whatever.

Yeah, but then you always say

I can't--you say, "calm down.

You can't rip through the

Whole record."

Yes, you can.

A lot of people tell me, you

Know, when I rap, I sound so mad

And so angry and so frustrated.

♪ "He r*ped me, he r*ped me"

♪ She began to shout

♪ I thought this

♪ Was the [bleep]

♪ You only read about

But that's how I feel inside,

And that's what comes out, you

Know, when I get a chance to

Express myself.

♪ We tell the whole story

♪ Of how it went

♪ She said, "I'm sorry" ♪

Damn.

You know, your rhyming to the

Beat, it's just--you sound--

Expression.

Going through the motions.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It sounded good to me,

Heather.

But, of course, you don't

Know nothin' about hip-hop.

[Laughter]

I felt like I had to help julie

In a sense, because--when the

First night I met her, she

Thought I was a drug dealer, so

It was like, you know, I knew

She was into stereotypes.

I knew she had no idea to how I

Grew up, you know, what I was

About, really, as a person.

[Bright hip-hop music]

♪

Go to the bathroom, you dog!

Just look at her.

She is about to lay a load.

Ew!

Oh, heather, you better

Get something.

I ain't gettin' nothing.

I ain't cleaning that up.

Nobody gonna know we did it.

Come on.

Heather, we have to.

Who's gonna know?

Heather.

I ain't cleaning it up.

Ain't nobody gonna know

We did it.

Oh, that stuff stinks.

I'll hold the dog.

Oh, that stuff stinks.

Girl, you better than me, 'cause

I ain't cleaning up that.

Well, it's not like I'm using

My fingers.

You can still smell it.

Gouda, come on.

Gouda!

[Horns honking]

[Shouting]

This dog made me fall.

Gouda!

[Laughing]

Take this dog.

She made me fall.

Never again will

I walk that dog.

I mean, I was like--i just got

Caught up, and I fell.

And I wanted to k*ll julie,

The dog, norman.

I would have just blew up the

Whole house, the way I felt

That day.

Here is my second day of

Kindergarten.

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

Heather!

What?

Look at you in a little red

And white dress.

Do you believe I was ever

That good?

Mm-mm.

In the beginning, heather just

Came across really bitter to me,

Really upset towards things.

Grabbin' your stuff.

And it's just been so much fun

Getting to know her, and--

'Cause she's so different than

What, you know, she comes across

In her rap.

She doesn't understand

Anything I say, as far as, like,

Slang and everything.

So I was like, "look, this

Means this."

So finally, one day, I was like,

Here, I'm gonna write down every

Word I say to you so you can

Understand what I'm talking

About.

I left a couple messages on

Your machine.

What's up with that?

I know, I lost your number.

Oh, that's cool.

I did.

No, I called your mother.

He is happy.

[Laughs]

Oh, all right.

Is that his honey, his skin?

Is she a skeezer?

[Laughing]

Wait, hold on a second.

Yeah.

Can you shut up?

Sorry.

They didn't know

Who missy was.

They don't know anything

About her.

They don't know the situation

That, you know--that I've had

With her, and they were, like,

Jokingly saying, "yo, is she

A skeezer?"

Ooh, eric loves missy.

"That name is only to be said

With respect."

And just a bunch of crap.

Julie, you know, it seemed--

She seemed out to be this little

Sweet, innocent girl.

Obviously missy is someone

Who eric has this massive crush

On, who--there's, like, a lot of

Physical attraction going on.

She's starting to snap a

Little bit, and this, like--

This, like, beast is starting to

Come out of julie.

What?

[Upbeat rock music]

♪

Wait, do you know what

Happened the other night

With her?

What happened?

Oh, you weren't here.

Check this out.

It's :, :, and I wake up,

And she's laying next to me.

I woke you up.

She wakes me up at :,

Okay, and she starts asking me,

At : in the morning, if she

Wants to go out--if I want to go

Out and get strawberries

And pancakes.

See, and you just get stories

Totally screwed up.

We talked for, like, minutes

Before that.

She asked you at :

In the morning if you want to

Go out and get strawberries

And pancakes?

Yeah, and I'd been sleeping.

I have a friend who I

Sleep with sometimes,

Because we fall asleep together,

And he wakes me up--

Nuh-uh-uh-uh, no you don't

Understand what we're talking

About here.

He wakes me up at : in

The morning and says,

"You didn't water the plants."

We did not go to bed

Together.

She went in another room and

Came into my room at : in the

Morning and woke me up to go get

Strawberries.

And pancakes.

I never wanted a pancake.

I don't know where that came in.

So the pancakes are my

Mistake.

She just wanted to get

Strawberries.

And he makes it sound like I

Just climbed all into bed with

Him and laid there a while, and

Then said, "let's go get

Strawberries" or something.

Wrong-ola.

I fall asleep.

It's :.

Wait, and so I go to bed.

Heather can't sleep, so she

Comes and gets on my floor,

And we're talking, and she ends

Up falling asleep and snoring

So loud--

Am I telling the story?

Can I please tell--i don't--

And andre's on the phone.

The lights are still on--

All right!

And I think what he was doing

Was just really giving her a

Hard time.

I was telling julie, it's like

When you're little, you know,

And a boy likes a girl, he

Starts to hit her to let her

Know, and that's what it was

Like to me.

That's why it was so funny.

This is electric.

You're supposed to clean these.

Well, you know it all,

-Year-old housewife

From alabama.

Five, six, seven, eight.

One and two.

Three and four.

[Upbeat hip-hop music]

♪

♪ Uh-huh

♪

♪ Oh, yeah

♪

♪ Oh, yeah

♪

♪ Oh, yeah

Eric ended up going to the

Hip-hop class with me.

Right the day I moved in, he was

Like, you know, "I might want to

Go take a class with you, you

Know, this funk class or

Whatever.

You know, I might want to go."

And I was like, "great."

And it got time to go, and I was

Like, "well, eric, let's go."

And he was like, "oh, no,

I'm not going."

I was like, "what?

No, no, you have to go."

So he's like, "well, I'll go

Watch, just 'cause you're, you

Know, bugging me about it, but

I'm probably not gonna take it."

So, sure enough, I mean we

Weren't five minutes into it

Before he was out there wanting

To, you know, take class.

♪

You know, like, I go out into

The clubs, and I dance.

I move how I feel I should move

On the floor, but this was like

They were teaching us steps and

Stuff, and how to go from one

Step to another, and I never

Really had instructional dance

Classes before, so it was kind

Of difficult.

♪

♪ Oh, yeah

♪

♪ Oh, yeah

♪

♪ Oh, yeah

♪

♪ Oh, yeah

♪

♪ Oh, yeah

♪

♪ Oh, yeah

♪

♪ Oh, yeah

♪

♪ Oh, yeah

♪

He had no clue what was going

On half the time.

I mean, he was just getting out

There and, you know, doing his

Stuff, and he was just wiggling

And messing up and falling down,

And I was really impressed.

Aww.

Well, we got about

More blocks.

What?

More blocks, huh?

[Laughs]

You looked good tonight.

Hmm.

[Record scratching]

[Laughs]

Yeah, you got to bring it

Back to the same point every

Time.

You know what chris taught me

How to do?

Pick something on here and make

It your guide.

You see this point?

Yeah.

Make that your guide,

And anytime you put something

Past that point, you know

What I mean?

I had a friend that used to

Dj a while back, and I pretty

Much knew what it was about, but

I can't wait to--like, and he

Didn't really show me anything,

But, you know, it's pretty cool.

You know, I'm interested in all

That stuff.

I'm gonna pass the mic

To eric.

What do you mean?

I don't know what to say.

Just make up something.

That's part of being

A hip-hop artist.

Make it up?

Yeah.

I'm gonna sound real dumb.

So what?

Just kick it freestyle.

All right.

♪ Me and my friend were

♪ Coming home from a party

♪ Chillin' with some girlies ♪

♪ Drinkin' bacardi ♪

♪ Drinkin' bacardi ♪

Go ahead, rob, kick the beat.

I'm gonna sound real dumb.

♪ On the mic, one, two

♪ Here come nies

♪ Eric nies on the mic

♪ A-one, two

♪ And here I am

♪ My name is eazy-e

♪ They call me

♪ I was cruisin' home ♪

♪ From a party

♪ Me and my boys

♪ Cruisin' in a car ♪

♪ Saw some girlies walkin' ♪

♪ With their own--

I went out and tried to get on

The mic and put a little rap

Together, and I had no idea what

I was talking about.

♪ I need my headphones

♪ To keep me going

♪ I got some funky fresh

♪ For you

♪ My lyrics are cold

♪ My rhymes are hot

♪ I got something

♪ Beneath my sock

♪ It don't smell ♪

♪ It's pretty good ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

♪ What you call it

♪ But I think I need some

♪ Hoodie

I like eric a lot, and I

Feel, you know, he's got a lot

To offer everyone.

He's a wonderful person.

I wanted julie to go out

With--there are two friends of

Mine I thought that she could

Have a really great time with.

And, um--i was--

One of the nights that I was

Going to set it up was a

Thursday night, and eric was

Having a party that night.

I mentioned it around eric.

He said, "we're going

To a party.

This is my party on thursday

Night," and I said, "oh, well,

Can julie bring a blind date,

Because I have a date for her?"

And he gave me this look.

It was like--i thought fire was

Going to sh**t out of his eyes.

[Upbeat dance music]

♪

I said, "oh, you don't want

Me to bring a blind date

For julie."

He said, "no."

I said, "you don't want me to

Bring a date for her?"

And he goes, "no."

♪

I said, "ohh."

And he goes, "I'm not saying

Anything.

I'm not saying anything."

He's like, "don't say anything

To anybody."

I was like, "how can I say

Anything?

You didn't say anything."

Versus by gianni versace.

[Shouting]

Squirt me, baby.

Ahh!

Julie's crazy, man.

On the next episode of

The real world...

[Provocative dance music]

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