02x18 - Dom and His Drinking

[bunniefuu]

[female narrator] Next on "The Real World.."

- 'You've been vital.' - 'Oh! Let's go!'

You know what? This is gonna be really cool.

[Dominic] This is gonna be great.

I'm really excited about Mexico.

": PM. Dinner at poolside."

I'm definitely looking forward to Mexico.

"...followed by Club Cozumel cabaret bikini contest."

We're actually in a hotel room with a door you can lock.

[Dominic] This is the true story..

♪ True story ♪♪

[Tami] Of seven strangers..

[Jon] Picked to live in a house..

[Jon] Beth!

[Beth S] And have their lives taped..

[Aaron] To find out what happens..

[Beth A] When people stop being polite..

[Glen] And start getting real..

[male narrator] "The Real World," California.

♪ Come on dance with me ♪

♪ Wow ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Everybody is really looking forward to going to Mexico.

[Beth S] 'You ready?'

Yeah, except for that, um

I can't find my airplane ticket.

[instrumental music]

[Tami] 'Ten bucks for some sunscreen?'

I say we chip in for some.

- No, because I need a SPF. - So do I.

- Really? - Yeah, I don't wanna burn.

Okay -, and then I'll just use some of you guys'.

How many pairs of shoes you taking?

Two.

Okay, paper cuts rock.

There's two people gonna chip in.

No, everybody is chippin' in here.

Paper cuts.. Scissors cut paper.

Once, twice, three, sh**t.

Okay, you're out.

Two out of three!

Get out of here, you're paying!

- It's me and Jon! - You made the deal.

- Ready? - Ready?

One, two..

I win.

Go buy my sunscreen.

Ten.

[indistinct chatter]

I'd love a cerveza.

[Jon] The beer on the plane was free

so Dominic was pretty toasted.

You ready to hit the wine?

[Beth S] You just looked at where he was sitting

and there was just, like

beer cans all over the place

under the seat, the seat behind him.

[Dominic] I-I can't recall after drink five.

I mean, not that I was drunk after drink five

I just don't bother counting.

[instrumental music]

- I'm having fun. - Me, too.

[Aaron] We're all gonna truly try to make an effort

just to really get to know each other.

Because it's gonna be very intense

being with each other for four days

in a different environment.

Hopefully, we'll all

spend ample time together

instead of segregating into little groups.

[Tami] When we got off the plane

everybody was just mainly concerned

about getting through customs.

[buzzing]

I can't go through!

Two Dos X's.

Welcome to Cozumel.

So what do you guys think so far?

It's hot.

♪ It's better than real life ♪

[speaking in Spanish]

Los chicos!

- Las chicas. - Chicos.

No, notchicas. We want guys, not girls.

- We don't want girls. - We want guys.

Oh, we got a cowboy right there.

- 'Si.' - Si.

He understands what we're saying.

- You know English? - Are you making fun of us?

[driver] 'Ask me anything.'

[all laughing]

♪ It was a pretty picture ♪

♪ Almost made me cry ♪

[indistinct chatter]

Yeah, great, perfect.

[Beth S.] Noel is our activities director, and she's great.

As soon as we got here, she made us feel very welcome.

Oh, welcome, Noel.

- What's your room? - ', I think.'

[Beth A] Glen and I decided we wanted to share a room

because we wanted to enjoy ourselves.

We didn't wanna have to worry about

anybody's hang-ups or-or head trips.

[Dominic] Beth A and Glen

have discovered their weirdness together.

And they finally came out of the closet

that both of them are just whacked out of their minds.

[laughing]

I know, honestly..

I can get a alarm clock that goes

[imitates clock alarm]

Boo!

Glen, get up.

Me and him are gonna be together.

Doesn't take a genius to figure out

that Dom and Aaron are gonna share a room.

[instrumental music]

So, I asked Beth and Tami, you know

"Would it be okay if-if I were to be in your room?"

And they were like, "No, that's fine."

Hey, I can live like this.

This is nice.

Do y'all wanna go swimmin'?

[laughing]

Okay, one, two, three.

[both laughing]

[Tami laughing]

[Tami] I will be the first to admit

I didn't always get along with Beth S.

I mean, at first, she annoyed the heck out of me, too.

Just here lately

I've really gotten a chance to get to know her.

Everyone else has not

given themselves

that opportunity to get to know her

and to understand her, and they just..

One, two, three.

I think she's gotten a bad rap.

Most people that can't swim, it's because they're scared.

- Honestly. - Okay.

Because all you gotta basically do is-is float.

Sit there and float.

Move your arms and legs. Don't kick or anything.

[Jon] Somewhere in Barstow

Tami swore that she would never speak to me again.

And, uh, we decided once we got moved in

that we'd give it another chance.

So, we became friends.

I don't think that-that there's many second chances

or anything going on with Glen and-and Beth A

as far as Beth and Tami are concerned.

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Dom was a little wasted.

Shocker.

[Dominic blabbering]

[indistinct chatter]

[Tami] 'Go!'

Dom is still trying to get back his cognitive reasoning.

His neurons are, like, firing, like fireworks.

[Dominic blabbering]

Oh, my God.

[rock music]

On the itinerary, it said that there was gonna be

a bikini contest the night that we arrived.

Ah!

So, they think they're gonna get up there

and look at chicks in bikinis.

During dinner time and-and during orientation

we found out that we were gonna be judges.

The object is to get them

up here in front of all these people

and make them dress like women.

And I started to think

"Now, why would our girls be in a bikini contest?"

'Cause I have six gentlemen that are coming up here

'and they're going to be judges in our bikini contest.'

I wanted to be a judge for the bikini contest.

We have Jon, Dominic, where is Dominic?

Where the ♪ ♪ ♪ is Dominic?

Well, Dominic, he kind of weaseled his way out of it.

He just didn't show up to even judge us.

Jon, Aaron, Glen's here, and we lost Dominic?

'Ladies, come on out.'

'Come on, folks! Big round of applause.'

[audience cheering]

'Audience, I don't wanna leave you out there'

doing nothing, just looking on, okay?

'I'm gonna give you a job.'

I want you to be the judges.

Ladies, take your towels off!

Guys, get dressed, they're our beauty pageants.

[applause]

♪ When I say I saw ya tryin' to mock me ♪

♪ Now you and your crew are on a mission ♪

♪ Tryin' to hawk me ♪

This is Erica.

♪ You used to front big time now I suppose ♪

Stephanie.

♪ Style of apparel you adopted ♪

♪ You used to make fun of but now you wanna rock it ♪

[Noel] 'Can you tell us your name, please?'

Cindy.

[laughter]

My boss drugged me and brought me down here.

I'm his secretary.

How about a big round of applause, please?

I'm not done yet, stop it!

If you need to go to the bathroom

look for the nearest pool.

[woman yelling]

[imitating woman] My name is Bertha.

Bertha? Bertha, where you from?

Orange County.

♪ I'm lucky trippin' ♪

♪ But I do my thing ♪

♪ I play the game like.. ♪

'I deal in plastics.'

I deal in prosthetic sexual organs.

Ashley, go Ashley. Look at her go, folks.

Please only clap for the contestant

that you think should win.

My first contestant.

[audience applauding]

My next contestant.

[male #] 'God bless you!'

Contestant number three.

Thanks a lot, I appreciate it.

Who's it for Cindy!

[laughter]

My last and final contestant.

[crowd applauding]

It's gonna go to...me.

Stephanie!

[audience cheering]

I want a rescreen because I think this is all fixed.

You know why? Because, you girls--

Because you jumped in the pool!

- Oh, ♪ ♪ ♪ off, you.. - You cheated!

Steph, just sit down, you as*h*le.

Actually, I was kind of embarrassed

when he started screaming the "F" word

but, I mean, you know

that's Glen for you.

I would like to make a mission to find Dominic.

Just all of a sudden, after the thing was over

we decided, okay, well, let's find Dominic.

Where's Dominic?

We kept thinking he had gotten to his hotel room

but he had never made it there.

- Have you seen Dominic around? - 'No.'

And everyone was walking around looking for him.

[Aaron] Hey!

Oh, that's Dominic, that's Dom.

[Jon] 'Dominic.'

'Dominic.'

I think it might wear off a bit.

Obviously, this is not a good scene.

Is he okay?

[Jon] 'He's not looking too well.'

When The Dommer drinks a lot, he just goes to sleep.

He's just passed out.

He's got sand in his nose and his eyes.

Yeah, that's happened before, believe me.

[Aaron] When someone is your good friend

you don't wanna see him kind of in that state.

Hey, bud.

Hey, we're gonna carry you up to the room.

You can't lay here on the beach.

Now, the guy's lived in Ireland

and he's been drinking beer since he was seven years old.

Seriously, lads, seriously, I'll walk.

Okay.

[Beth S] I feel sorry for him 'cause if he doesn't watch it

he's-he's gonna be dead by the time he's

with as much as he drinks.

Whether he's Irish or not, that's..

So that's-that's a good excuse?

"Well, you know

well, Dominic is Irish and Irish people drink a lot."

I mean, that's..

What kind of excuse is that?

That's...that's stupid.

Glen, take him this way

and I'll get my keys and I'll meet you around the other way.

You can't tell Dominic that he has a drinking problem.

You can't really tell Dominic anything

because Dominic's gonna do what he wants to do

when he wants to do it, just like most of us.

But, uh, I-I think something

very bad, it's sad to say, though

but something very bad's gonna have to happen

before he realizes that he actually has a problem.

- You all right? - Yeah.

[Dominic] Like, George Bush goes off to Japan

drinks sake and throws up at dinner, right?

That's George, he's got a problem there.

'Cause me, had a few beers, decided that

I don't think.. I think I should take a nap now.

And the beach is one of the most ideal places to take a nap

and that's where I decided to take a nap.

[instrumental music]

[Dominic] I woke up this morning with a bad hangover.

Ah, no!

Eight years of age with a license to drink

is what I am.

[both laughing]

You look like you just laid your little

gentle head down in the sand.

'I did, I purposely went to the sand for a sleep.'

'I'd love just five minutes--'

You look like you did a face plant, dude, in the sand.

Oh, God!

We're in paradise and it's a nightmare!

[instrumental music]

[Glen] 'Great to see sharks, no?'

[Tami] 'Ah, don't say that.'

Oh, wait. Are we gonna see a lot of sharks?

- 'Land sharks.' - No, don't say that.

Land sharks, you know what it means, "land sharks"?

- No, what's that? - People you see walking..

No, but I mean, are we gonna see sharks?

♪ Tomorrow tomorrow people ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Tomorrow tomorrow people ♪

♪ Come on yeah ♪

♪ Tomorrow tomorrow people ♪

[Glen] Humans are not supposed to be

able to go down there and breathe

and you go down there then you can experience that.

[Jon] It was unbelievable.

I think it's one of the neatest things I've ever gotten to do.

[Tami] Swam away from everyone else

you know, everybody else that was snorkeling

everybody else that was diving

and I was just out there by myself

and it was just so peaceful.

[Aaron] It's really neat when, you know

when you're down , feet

and you look over and you see JB

going like this with his guitar.

You look over and you see Glen's hair

sticking straight up in the air.

It's cool, I mean, I think that's..

when you look back on this

...that's the bonding experiences that we'll have.

It's really just these

these visions and memories of what we've gone through.

[indistinct chatter]

[instrumental music]

Hey, guys.

[Tami] I had never been on a horse in my life.

[female #] 'We need one more.'

'Who wants to go first?'

'In order for you to become a little familiar with them'

'why don't you just go around the circle, okay?'

[laughing]

Excuse me, hello.

Can we go for a little ri..

[gasps]

No!

I never rode a horse before.

[Tami] 'It's pregnant, don't hit it too hard.'

Give me a pregnant horse, I feel terrible kicking it.

♪ Oh give me land lots of land under starry skies above ♪

♪ Don't fence me in ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Glen] The worst experience on the trip

was, um, Beth screaming on horses.

They just started jumping and getting afraid.

She's a mess.

[Beth A.] I just kind of bite my tongue

when I see people

riding that don't know how to ride.

[Beth S.] Beth Anthony, like, starts screaming at me

"Beth, come on, get control of your horse.

Either get control or don't."

I'm like, "Excuse me."

[Beth A] Hey, I don't see her wanting to control situations.

She wants people to control them for her, commonly.

Help, help.

[Tami] So, for Beth S

she'd never been on a horse before

she had never ridden a scooter before.

So she was having a really hard time

getting into the swing of things.

[instrumental music]

Eh, we passed the road.

[Beth S] Then, for some reason, I started praying

because I thought that something was gonna go wrong.

And, then, all of a sudden

when I was coming around this curve

it was like this evil devil force

pulling me over to the curb.

Front wheel hit the curb.

[tires screeching]

I just jumped off the scooter into the grass.

[engine running]

[Noel] I want you to go to the doctor right now.

'Grace, let's go.'

'Beth.'

- 'Okay, we need a doctor.' - 'Oh.'

[instrumental music]

This doctor is a great guy.

He's very popular here on the island

because besides being a doctor

it's kind of a conflict in interest

he's a mortician as well.

He owns his own funeral home.

[chuckles]

Really?

[doctor] 'It's the first time you have this problem?'

Uh, the first time, this is first time

I've fallen off a scooter, yes.

Y-You know what, though, I break my fingers a lot.

This is painful?

No.

No, no, because it's not the tips that are broke.

It's not where it's broke.

No, if it's broke inside

one of the finger bones, you'd cry.

It's not broken.

- It-it's at least fractured. - No.

Come on, I-I can, I can feel it right here.

- Press my hand. - Huh?

Press my hand.

Hold it.

Hard.

It's not broken.

I think I'd like to get an X-ray on it, anyway

just because, uh, it's re..

My joints are really sore.

I mean, I can't..

I-I find it hard to believe

that I didn't fracture or something.

[Aaron] And then, I went into town on this big boat

docked into town, really cool.

We all segregated into our own groups

just like we thought we would

although when we got here, we all said

we were all gonna be nice to each other

and we're all gonna hang out.

But it's Aaron and Dominic, Glen and Beth

and me, Tami and Jon.

I think definitely that Glen and I separated a lot

just because I-I found myself

being very embarrassed with some of the people.

Hola, chicos!

[whooping]

We were on our way to join up with Aaron and Beth

and-and Dominic and his friend.

We went to a reggae bar which was a lot of fun.

The band was really nice.

[indistinct chatter]

Yee-haw!

To my dismay, um, Jon and Beth

still our check was there.

And, uh, Jon was going "Yee-haw"

and I just wanted to walk out of the place.

He was also doing this chicken dance

which embarrassed the hell out of me.

Yee!

It's a very small bar

and there's all kinds of, you know, locals.

You don't walk into a foreign environment

as far as I'm concerned, and start, you know

spouting off and acting like you own the place.

[indistinct chatter]

I turned to Dominic and Aaron, saying to them

"What's the deal?"

Because I feel that you have

separated yourself from the rest of us

and I just wanna know

is it a particular incident that pissed you off

or do you really just, generally

just don't wanna be around us?

It's when you come in to a restaurant or some place

in a foreign country

you be respectful to the people or the locals there.

- It's the way I was raised. - That is not the issue.

The issue is that we've been feeling

segregated from you guys.

You guys act like you don't want to be around us--

- 'Cause it's embarrassing. - What's embarrassing?

You guys walk in and scream "Yee-haw" and yell.

Don't say "You guys."

'Cause I did not walk in and scream.

So don't say "You guys."

Well..

[Aaron] 'How dare you, Beth?'

You guys are characterizing everybody

just because Jon walks in and says "Yee-haw."

[Glen] 'Yeah, because you all looked that way'

and I don't wanna deal with it.

I know to get away.

So you're above Jon now?

- 'He's not saying he's above.' - Not above, well, beyond.

- 'He's saying..' - 'Oh, you're beyond?'

Yeah, I wanna get beyond.

Oh, yeah, you like, like

you know what that means, Beth.

[Dominic] 'Hey, guys, guys, look.'

Beth, you're an idiot actor. You're so pathetic.

It's either that or you're an idiot.

- You make me sick. - Slow down.

[Beth S.] 'I have not said one word to you.'

Thank God, because I'd get sick.

[Glen] There's one thing my family taught me

my father and my mother, was to be respectable

when you're, especially at a foreign country.

I'm not done yet. Stop it!

And when you're out vacationing, or at a resort

um, I always had to be respectable when I was young.

If you need to go to the bathroom

look for the nearest pool.

I don't enjoy things the same way they do

by being loud.

[woman screams]

They just pull attention to themselves

which I don't try to do.

You cheated!

Steph, just sit down, you as*h*le.

Anyway..

- We're embarrassing? - No, it's not that.

Hold up for a second. If I may speak my mind.

I didn't enjoy your behavior on the horse here today.

It's a personal thing, no, no, no.

See, the issue really isn't

that there's some objective form of

yeah, what's right socially and what's wrong.

No, that's not the point.

The point is I personally was embarrassed.

Now, if no one else was embarrassed

I personally was embarrassed.

I have the right to do that.

Do you understand that, Jon?

Did I bring it up, Aaron? No.

Obviously, you expressed that with her, didn't you?

We talked about the overall attitude

that we've been receiving this whole weekend.

Now, shut up, and don't talk to me in that tone of voice.

[instrumental music]

You know, I can overlook Dominic

getting so drunk and making a spectacle

and dropping his face in the sand

and he's gonna hold you doing a chicken dance?

He's gonna hold that against you?

Was I rude to Stolarczyk?

[Aaron] 'Just say how you feel. I don't really use any..'

As long as it's what you feel, and I don't think

there's any tactic to make it..

We came down here with this idealistic notion

that this was gonna be..

Here we're all gonna get along great

and it's gonna be like "Fantasy Island."

Unfortunately, when the seven of us get together

it doesn't always happen like that.

I mean, at least one person

has to get into an argument with somebody else.

Believe it, there's no hell.

The same old baggage came, came with us into paradise.

Although we said we were gonna leave it at home

that's not how it worked out.

[Tami] 'Our flight is at :.'

'We have to go through customs, you know.'

♪ It was probably me ♪

[female narrator] On the next "Real World.."

You are not in my life anymore, okay?

[Mrs. Stolarczyk] 'You wouldn't call me. You wouldn't do anything.'

She has been going through some harder times

than-than most of us realize.

I've tried with Beth and I'm beginning to hate her.

- 'Your mom's coming tomorrow?' - Yes.

Do you miss Beth 'cause she's out here so far away?

I'm too busy to miss anybody.

[instrumental music]

♪ Eezer Goode Eezer Goode ♪

♪ Eezer Goode Eezer Goode ♪

♪ Oh what a carry on ♪

♪ Eezer Goode Eezer Goode ♪

♪ Wicked ♪

♪ Eezer Goode Eezer Goode ♪

♪ He's Ebeneezer Goode ♪

♪ He's Ebeneezer Goode ♪♪