03x02 - Ballroom

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

媻

[ Laughter ]

[ Crash! ]

Sorry, mr. Gus.
It was an accident.

What do you have to be
sorry for, uncle g?

Mr. Klutz over here shouldn't be
wandering around in our arena.

[ Creak! Hiss! ]

That's it!

[ Panting ]

You did it again.
You ruin everything!

Sorry, mr. Gus.
We

I got foreign dignitaries
coming over tonight

Important people.

And important people expect
an elegant experience.

I can't have
this monkey business!

I can't!

Now, I got to go out, pick up
some supplies for tonight!

[ g*n c*ck ]

[ Both whimpering ]

[ Chomp! ]

[ Thinking ] I've got to impress
those foreign dignitaries.

The ballroom has got
to be perfect.

Listen closely
do not set foot in the ballroom.

You set foot in that ballroom,

And this is you!

[ Chomp! ]

[ Fizzle! ]

You got that?!

Yeah.
We got it, we got it.

Just don't hurt us.
Whatever you say.

It's all I ask.

Um, I think
we'd better find

Something super chill to do,
uncle g.

[ Slow tempo music playing ]

Yeah, that's real nice,
uncle g.

You know, I bet
even mr. Gus would approve.

[ Dramatic music plays ]
mr. Gus?! Where?!

Oh, no!

It went right
into the ballroom!

What are we gonna do,
pizza steve?

If mr. Gus sees
that ball,

He's gonna think
we set foot in here.

Maybe
he won't even notice.

Honestly,
I can't even see it myself.

How can you
not see it?!

It's right in front
of your face!

I still don't see it,
uncle g.

Oh, wait.
There it is.

Uncle g,
he's totally gonna see it!

What are we gonna do?!
What are we gonna do?!

[ Crying ]
there, there, pizza steve.

We've just got to find a way
to get that ball

Without setting foot
in there.

I've got an idea.

He didn't say anything about
"setting hand" in the ballroom.

Okay, uncle g.
It's two hands thataway.

A little more, a little more...

Bingo!

Here.
Hold this for a sec.

Huh?

Aaaaaaah!
Come to papa.

Whoa a a!
Careful, uncle g.

Look out!
[ Screaming ]

Sorry.
All right.

We got the ball,
and we didn't once set foo

Whoa a a!
[ Creaking ]

Oh, no!
The ball's getting away!

Mr. Gus is
totally gonna see it!

How are we gonna
get over there?!

I don't know,
but on the bright side,

Our feet still haven't
touched the floor.

[ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! ]

How did your feet not
touch the floor, pizza steve?

Ridin' the rubble bubble,
bro.

That's it, pizza steve.

媻

There it is.

[ Whip! Whip! ]
[ Sour note plays ]

It's worse
than I thought!

It's jammed
in the strings!

We're doomed!

[ Zip! ]
Not on my watch.

[ Espionage music plays ]

This is taking too long.

No, wait!
I'm almost there, bro!

There we go.

No, uncle g!
I got this!

[ Grunting ]


No, uncle g!
This one's all mine!

[ Grunting ]
aah!

[ Whistle! ]
Sorry, pizza steve.

Ah!
[ Pop! ]

Where'd the ball go?

It's all the way up
in those curtains.

And just look at
how noticeable it is.

[ Dramatic notes plays ]
aw, man!

We got to find a way
to get that ball down.

Hmm.

[ Screams ]

Uncle g, you got to be careful
with your feet, man!

Oh, yeah, sorry.
That was a close one.

Let's just keep these bad boys
away from the floor.

Huh?

Pizza steve has
a genius idea!

Check it, uncle g.

Wheels, baby!

Awesome!

[ Whip! Pop! ]

[ Crash! ]

Ballward h*!

[ Pirate music plays ]

We're coming for ya,
big red!

[ Laughing ]

Ugh!
Ugh!

So, there she is,
all the way up there.

Hmm.

Perhaps we could use some sort
of object to climb up.

But what could it be?

Pizza steve,
you did it again.

This rusty pipe is
just the thing.

Aw, yeah, son!

All strapped in?

You know it.

媻

[ Pop! Whip! ]

[ Metal scraping ]

[ Whip! Thud! ]

She's all yours,
little buddy.

[ Grunting ]

It's too far.

Oh, okay.
I'll see what I can do.

[ Groaning ]

Yeah, that's it.
Nice and easy.

[ Pipe creaking ]

Almost.

Aah!

What the hoo ha happened,
uncle g?

Looks like we broke
the r. V.'S grape juice pipe.

We have no choice,
pizza steve.

We have to go in
after her.

[ Splash! ]

[ Both gasp ]

[ Creak! Creak! ]
Over there!

She's headed
straight for the edge, bro!

[ Splash! ]

Uh!

[ Rattles ]

Now it's all the way
on the other side of the room.

And it's totally noticeable
in that bouquet of red roses.

[ Creak! ]
All right, uncle g,
get me to the ball!

Yes, sir.

Just a...

...little bit...

...closer!

[ Groans ]

Hurry, pizza steve.

She ain't gonna hold
much longer.

[ Creaking ]

[ Straining ]
just a little more!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[ Smash! ]

[ Crash! ]

[ Fingers cracking ]
aah!

[ Both screaming ]

Whoa!

[ Splash! ]

[ Whoosh! Thud! ]

[ Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! ]

Dang.

[ Engine revs ]
remember the plan, uncle g?

Yeah.
You drive us in,

I cut down the chandelier
with this sawfish,

And we get the ball.
[ Saw whirring ]

What could go wrong?
[ Chuckles ]

[ Rock music playing ]
yee haw!

There's the chandelier,
uncle g.

Hanging right over that
gra a pe ju u ice sli I I ck!

Aah!
Aah!

Ungh ungh ungh ungh ungh!

I'm out of control!
Whoa a a!

Meet me at the chandelier,
pizza steve!

[ Tires screeching ]
no... Problem!

Aah! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No! No!

Aah!

[ Coughs ]

Whoa!
No!

Aah!
[ Smash! ]

[ Squeak! Plop! ]

Sorry about your speed cycle,
pizza steve.

But at least we finally
got the ball.

[ Cellphone rings ]
[ gasps ]

Thank you for calling
uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa speaking.

Mr. Gus?!

Hey, uncle grandpa.

I was on my way home,

And I happened to pass
by the ice cream shop.

And I just feel real bad about
yelling at you guys earlier.

And I thought
I could make it up to you

By getting you two some
delicious, triple scoop cones.

What do you say?

Oh, uh [chuckles nervously]

That's very nice of you,
mr. Gus,

But, really,
that won't be necessary.

Okay. Suit yourself.

I should be home in about five
minutes, so I'll see you then.

[ Keypad beeps ]
what did he want?

He's gonna be back
in five minutes!

If we don't get that ball
out of this room before then,

Mr. Gus is gonna think
we set foot in here,

And you know
what that means.

[ Shing! ]

So, even though
we have the ball,

We got to get it from here to
the door without setting foot,

And then we're home free.

We must act fast, bro!

That's it, pizza steve
"mustache lasso."

[ Mustache creaking ]

[ Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! ]

[ Squeak! Rip! ]

[ Twirl! ]

[ Mustache creaks ]

Now let's get
this ball out of here.

[ Muffled ]
hurry up, pizza steve.

I'm going
as fast as I can.

Wait a second.
[ Squeak! ]

I've got a better plan.
[ Rip! ]

Pepperoni zip line.

[ Squish! Squish! Squish! ]
[ Grunts ]

Pizza steve!

Ugh!

[ Rip! ]

Aah!

Pizza steve,
are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.
Just get to that door.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Hurry!
He's at the door!

Darn it.
Now, where did I put that key?

Come on!
Come on! Come on!

Whoa!
[ Door creaks ]

Uncle g, the door!

Do something!

Phugh!

[ Door creaks ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Slide! Slide! ]

[ Chuckles ]
saved by the ball.

[ Whoosh! Whoosh!
Whoosh! Whoosh! ]

[ Snap! ]

[ Whirl! Slap! Ding! ]

Let's get this ball
out of here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Holy guacamole!

We just let behind
irrefutable evidence

That we set foot
in this ballroom.

Wh wh wh what are you
talking about, pizza steve?

Mr. Gus is about to burst
through the door any second now.

There you are,
you sneaky, little key.

Come on, man!
Just look at it!

Mustache hair!

[ Door creaks ]

[ Humming ]

[ Plink! ]
[ Clears throat ]

Uncle g, we just set foot
in the ballroom.

[ Stammers ]
I know.

What are you guys doing
in there?

[ Both sobbing ]

We're sorry, mr. Gus.

We really didn't mean to.

It's just,
the ball bounced in,

And we tried to get it
without setting foot

'Cause you told us
not to.

Honest, we were trying
not to set foot.

Please don't k*ll us.

[ Both sobbing ]

Huh? I wasn't talking about
that ballroom.

I was talking about
that ballroom.

Huh?
Huh?

Buh buh, wh wh what?

Wait.
What's in that ballroom?

A ball pit, of course.

And I was picking up
some extra ba*ls for
the party tonight.

Whoa. When did we have
this installed?

[ Doorbell rings ]

Excuse me, gentlemen.
Those must be my guests.

Right this way,
sirs and madams.

[ Dignitaries murmuring ]

You two have
a good night.

Do you mind
if I borrow that?

Thank you, sirs.

[ Pop! ]