03x04 - Uncle Easter

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning! Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

[ Crunch! ]
[ Telephone ringing ]

Nom, nom, nom.
Nom, nom, nom.

Are you gonna get that?

Nom, nom, nom.
Get what?

The phone.

I'm a little busy right now.

Nom, nom, nom.

[ Ringing continues ]

Hello?

Yep. Hang on.

It's for you.

Huh?
The phone.

[ Groans ] hello?

Hey, uncle grandpa.

It's your old pal
the easter bunny.

Oh, hey.
What's going on?

I'm having problems
with the cable company.

They're driving
the easter bunny
crazy over here!

Oh, don't even get me
started on those guys.

After being on a waiting list
for over seven months,

They finally call
and schedule an appointment

To fix
the easter bunny's cable.

Now guess what day
they picked to come by.

Which one?
Easter sunday!

Aw, geez, louise!

And here's the kicker

They give themselves
an eight hour window to show up!

On easter!
Unbelievable.

How's the easter bunny
supposed to make easter happen

If he's stuck at home all day
waiting for that cable guy?

Gee, I don't know.
Uh...

I'll tell you.
There's no way the easter bunny

Is gonna make it
through another week

Without
premium sports channels.

Uncle grandpa,
I need to ask you a big favor.

Will you fill in for me
tomorrow morning?

Okay.

Ha ha ha!

Uncle grandpa,
you're a lifesaver!

Why don't you swing by tonight?
And I'll get you all set up.

'Kay, sounds good!

Thanks again for doing this
for me, uncle grandpa.

The easter bunny
owes you one.

Here,
have a chocolate bunny.

Thanks!
[ Munching ]

All right, let me show you
all the goods.

The trailer is packed
with 1,000 easter egg crates

Just like this one.

Each one of these eggs
has a chocolate bunny inside.

Now, we're talking
enough easter fun

For every boy and girl
on this entire planet.

It took me 11 months
to make all this stuff.

Can you believe it?

Anyway, delivering it all
should be easy for you

On account of you knowing

Where all the children
of the world live.

The only bad thing about
this job is getting up early.

You got to be up by 4:00
to make good time.

Listen,
don't worry about me.

I'll have easter
under control.

Uncle grandpa,
you're the tops!

[ Slurps, gulps ]

[ Munching ]

[ Gulps ]
y'all ready to roll?

Oh, yeah. Totally.

Now, let's see, here.

First stop, sweden!

Heeeooh!

[ Clink! ]

Uh...you just released
the trailer.

Wait, what?!

We got to catch
that trailer quick!

[ Panting ]

Uh oh.

[ Whoosh! Splash! ]

What are we
gonna do now?

Wait for the trailer
to pop back up.

[ Splash! ]
See? We're still good.

Not anymore.

Well, then, it's time
for plan "b," mr. Gus.

What's plan "b"?

Space.

[ Beep! ]

Uncle grandpa:
♪ space, space, go to space ♪

♪ Space, space, space
is a good, good place ♪

♪ Space, space space, space,
space, space, spaaace ♪

Hey, where we heading,
bros?

Space.
Sa weet!

[ Clank! ]

[ Thud! ]

[ Inhales deeply ]
ahh.

Nothing like fresh space air.

[ Sniffing ]

This way.

[ Sniffing ]

Are you gonna tell us
what we're doing sniffing around

On a foreign planet
in the middle of the galaxy?

[ Sniffs deeply ]
ahhhh.

Boys, welcome
to the easter egg planet.

Oh, my goodness!

Nothing but big,
beautiful easter eggs

As far as the eye can see.
[ Crack! ]

Already colored
and good to go.

[ Smooches ]

I'm impressed,
uncle grandpa.

But let me guess
once we deliver these things,

They're gonna hatch
creepy alien monster babies

That will take over
the earth

And destroy
all of humanity.

Mr. Gus, I am insulted.

I would never, ever terrorize
the children of the world

With alien monsters.

See? Nothing
but a candy bunny inside.

Go ahead.
Take a bite.

Mmm! Pretty good.

Premium space chocolate,
mr. Gus.

Only the best
in the entire galaxy.

All right, boys.

We got to collect

And put them all
in that giant,

Conveniently placed
easter basket over there.

So we better get started.

One.

Two.

Three.

Oops!

One.

Two.
Uncle grandpa!

Maybe I can help!
Okay.

But, remember, pick them up
one at a time and

[ Whirring ]

[ Click! Whoosh!
Screech! Whoosh! ]

Well, that's one way
to do it.

Well, we had a few hiccups,
but easter is back on schedule.

[ Tires screech ]

Oh, no!
Space traffic!

[ Horns honking ]
we could be stuck here
all day!

Not good.

Especially considering
we only got a few hours left

To deliver the eggs.

You're right.

We're gonna need
to take a little shortcut.

Mr. Gus: wait!

Are you crazy?!

That's the radiation
mutation belt,

The most dangerous road
in the universe!

Yeah, but it's also the quickest
way back to earth, mr. Gus.

Do you know
how many people have been k*lled

Driving through that thing?

What are you talking about?

I've driven through it
millions of times.

And there's nothing wrong
with me.

Besides, if we don't take it,
easter won't happen.

Well, I'm not taking
any chances.

Destination, earth!

Aaaah! Aaaah! On, earth!

[ Breathing heavily ]

See, mr. Gus?

Nothing to worry about.
[ Loud stomping ]

[ Echoing ]
hey, what was that crazy tunnel

We just drove through?

No time to explain,
pizza steve.

All right, cool.
I'm gonna go take a power nap.

See ya, dudes.
[ Loud stomping ]

Hold that thought.
We got to deliver these eggs.

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Patter! Patter! Patter! ]

[ Zoom! Tink! ]

[ Thud! ]
Naaah... Good morning.

Happy easter,
uncle grandpa.

Did you deliver
all the eggs?

Yep!

All except one.

Happy easter, mr. Gus.

Oh, wow!

[ Roars ]

Aaah! Aaah!

[ Growling ]

What the heck is that?!

Man: we interrupt this program
with breaking news.

All across the globe, billions
of gigantic chocolate bunnies

Have been terrorizing citizens
on this easter morning.

Uhh, let's listen
to something else.

[ Roars ]

[ Zing! ]

I told you that shortcut
was a bad idea.

Going through
the radiation mutation belt

Transformed the eggs
into these hideous creatures,

And now every kid on earth
has one.

I'm sorry!

[ Screech! ]

In here, mr. Gus!
[ Whoosh! Whoosh! ]

[ Both panting ]

[ Both groaning ]

Water?
I'm good.

Water?

[ Roars ]

Yikes!
Yikes!

Aaah! This way!

[ Roars ]

Let's hide!

Are you crazy?

We'll get frozen stiff
in there.

[ Straining ]

Come on! Open up!
[ Telephone rings ]

Uncle grandpa,
belly phone's for you.

Hello?
Uncle grandpa,
this is outrageous!

Uh, I can explain.

The cable company called

And said they won't be here
for another four hours.

Can you believe it?!

They wouldn't make santa claus
wait that long,

I'll tell you that.

You deserve better,
mr. Easter bunny.

What are we waiting for?!

Let's get in there!

[ Straining ]
[ growling ]

[ Wind howling ]
[ roars ]

Brr, brr, brr, brr!

[ Shing! ]

[ Shatter! ]

It looks like the cold
temperature of the igloo

Turned the monster
back into a chocolate bunny.

[ Munching ]

You said it.

There's 6 billion
of these things running around.

How can we possibly freeze
every last one of them?

Easy.
We just freeze the planet.

And how do you
expect to do that?

Space.

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Shing! ]

[ Roaring ]

[ Shing! Shatter! ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Sun sizzling ]

It worked!

Just one more thing.

[ Splat! ]

Dig in.

All done, mr. Bunny.

It's about time.
[ Sproing! ]

I hope I didn't miss
any important news.

Another happy easter
come and gone,

And one we won't soon forget.

In a related story,
the easter bunny

Will be held fully responsible

For the $200 billion
of easter related damages

And will possibly face
severe jail time.

Hello, cable company?

It's the easter bunny.

I want to cancel my service!

[ Roaring ]

I couldn't agree more.

And now, a "slice of life"
with...

[ Echoing ] pizza steve!

You may have noticed
something different

About pizza steve lately.

Don't be alarmed, bros.

This is just what happens

When you're in the weight room

[ Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! ]

[ Rock guitar plays ]

[ Thud! ]
Oh, yeah!

So, like, she was all,
"don't go there!"

And I was like,
"what ever!"

Did any of you babes
order an extra large pizza?

[ Girls screaming ]

Too much awesome!

[ Straining ]
but being a mega star

Doesn't mean I can't help out
my bros in the r. V.

Hey, mr. Gus, can you open this
jar of chicken nuggets for me?

Sure thing,
uncle grandpa.

Hyugh!
[ Crash! ]

I've got this,
uncle g.

[ Zap! ]

Uh...thanks, pizza steve?

No problem, bro.

Speaking of cool,
how about skateboarding

And eating four ice cream cones
at the same time?

I do it all the time.

Oh, yeah!

[ Rock guitar plays ]

[ Splat! ]
Owwwwww!

[ Groaning ]

Totally intentional, bros.

[ Ploop! Ploop! Ploop! ]

This has been a "slice of life"
with...

Pizza steve!

[ Ploop! ]