03x09 - Space Oddity

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

[ Mystical music plays ]

Pizza steve: captain's log
it's day 42 of the year 3021,

And the
s. S. Perpetual persistence

Continues
to hurdle through space.

As leader of this ship,
I must remain strong.

Quit pretending
you're the captain

And start focusing
on the mission at hand.

Hey, as long as my chair
is front and center

Of this recreational
space vehicle,

I'll be captaineering
this mission.

"Captaineering"
isn't a real word.

And I'll bet you don't even
remember what our mission is.

You're right.
I don't.

But that's what
the ug3000 motherboard is for.

Ain't that right, ug3k?
Yeah.

Perhaps you can refresh
private gus' memory

About what
our mission is again.

No problemo.

We're headed
toward planet combustion

To collect specimens
of life

Before the planet's
nuclear core

Has a fusion reaction
and explodes,

Rendering everything
in its orbit as space dust.

Space dust?!

How long do we have
till the planet blows?

It's an unstable planet
that can blow at any minute,

So you got to be quick.

Yikes. You catch all that,
private gus?

As your captain, I order you
to land this ship.

Fine, but not 'cause
you ordered me.

But because I'm the only one
who can carry the space anchor.

[ Ship screeches ]

I could carry
the space anchor,

But as captain,
I got to carry the mission.

Now step into the teleporter
so I can beam you down
to the planet.

Fine, but not 'cause
you're the captain,

But because I'm the only one
qualified to complete the

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[ Warbling ]

Hey, pizza steve!

You forgot to beam down
my uniform.

What are you forgetting?
[ Sighs ]

You forgot
to beam down my uniform,

Captain pizza steve.

That's more like it.

Captain pizza steve,
are you sure

He doesn't need a partner
to assist him

On such a dangerous
foreign planet?

I guess you got a point.

Down you go.

Aah!
[ Grunts ]

So, what do you say?

Let's go look
for some life forms.

Sounds like a plan
to me.

[ Beep, air hisses ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

Doesn't seem to be much life
on this planet.

That has got to be the weirdest
thing I've seen all day.

I can't seem
to find anything.

Maybe you can scan
for life forms.

[ Sniffing ]

[ Pings ] there's something
over there!

Uh, I don't know.

That thing looks
kind of dangerous.

How about
that one over there?

Oh, yeah.
That's more like it.

According to my files,
it's called a dontpeekie plant.

Why do you suppose
it's called that?

[ Chuckles ]

Well, maybe just one
little peek.

Mm.

There's nothing in here
to write home about.

[ Muffled ] hey!
Get me out of here!

Let go!

Who turned out the lights?

What the?
[ Grunts ]

[ Stretch! Gloop! ]

What do you know that doesn't
look half bad down there.

S. S. P. P.,
Get me out of here pronto!

[ Warbling ]

What is that?!

I believe this is the life form
the mission requested.

No,
I mean what's the idea

Of wearing that color red
with that color green.

Tacky!

Here, let me help you
get it off.

Come back here!

Have you tried
the zipper?

I don't know
if that's a

[ Gasping, coughing ]

Whatever it is,
it seems to be choking.

[ Roars ]

Aww, he's adorable.

Okay, that's disgusting.

It's getting away.

Phew, it can't get
through the door.

[ Sizzling ]

That thing took
my lucky rabbit's foot!

Don't you mean the key
to the ship?

The key that we need
to get away

From this planet
that's about to explode.

Yeah, yeah,
that too.

Whoa, where am i?

The last thing I remember,
I was minding my own business

Peeking in key holes
when all of a sudden,

Everything went black.

Then I woke up
tied around your ample waist.

Hey,
for your information,

You're on the
s. S. Perpetual persistence.

Yeah, and you've been coughing
up aliens all over my ship.

[ Rumbling ]

We don't have
much time left.

We need to get
that key pronto!

Look. The alien left a trail
of rainbow colored goo.

Let's follow it
and squash that little booger.

After you.

Look, it's in the hot dog
reserves locker.

Pizza steve: that little creep
ate all the hot dogs!

Now how are we supposed
to get our vital

Daily nitrates
and essential bug parts?

It's even worse than that.

It also drank all
of the orange soda.

The fiend.

Oh, hey, I didn't see you
standing there.

You didn't happen to see
a tiny, little alien

Running around here,
did you?

Um, I think
that is the alien.

Oh, in that case
[ all scream ]

Hey, look.
The keys are on its tail.

Together: huh?
Huh?
[ Roars happily ]

[ Panting ]

Not exactly the brightest bulb
in the box.

Well, that stinks.

Now how are we gonna get
that key back?

Oh, no, we're doomed!
All is lost!

[ Roars ]
where's she going?

Tiger, wait!

There's room
for all of us in there.

Dang it!
Why didn't I think of that?

Now we definitely have to get
that key back.

We need a plan.

Hmm. We're all highly
intelligent space explorers.

We should be able
to think of something.

Oh, help us, ug3000!
Help us, ug3000!

Yippee! That's what
I was programmed for.

That uglien
is out there somewhere.

We need to lure it to us,
grab it, grab the key,

Then throw that monster
in the air lock

And blast it into space.

Then we need to get
the mother loving fleebus

Out of here just seconds
before the planet explodes.

How are we
gonna lure it?

It already ate
all the hot dogs.

There's no food left
on the ship.

There is one piece
of food left.

Oh, man.

It ain't easy being greasy.

And mr. Gus, you can wear
the ship's robo suit in a can.

And how am I supposed
to fit in there?

Push that button
on its belly.

Excuse me.
Pardon me.

Captain steve,
fresh and so very irresistible.

Here I go.
Wish me luck.

Okay, it's right
outside the door!

[ Roaring ]

[ Shrieks ]

Yes! Mr. Gus,
I got the key!

[ g*n c*ck ]

Aah!

[ Groans ]

Good job, mr. Gus.
We got the keys!

Let me out of here!

[ Roars ]
open the door!

How noble of him

Sacrificing himself
so we can live.

No!
Open this door!

You heard the man.
Open the outer door.

Aye aye, captain.
[ Beep ]

[ Creaking ]

[ Alarm blaring ]
quick, hoist the anchor!

Darn it!
Why won't it fit?

Oops, silly me.

Wrong key.
It's this one.

[ expl*si*n ]

Aah!

Phew. Ahh!
[ expl*si*n ]

Now that's what
I'm talking about.

[ Engine sputtering ]
huh? Come on,
come on, come on.

Try pumping the gas.

Here, let me try.

Hands off!
I'm the captain.

I'll do it.
[ Engine sputtering ]

[ Engine turns over ]
together: yeah!

We're alive!
[ expl*si*n ]

Man, I'm glad I got
out of there when I did.

Mmm, cat food.
[ Gulps ]

[ Stretch! ]

Impressive.

Man:
good afternoon, sports fans.

Today's football game promises
to be one for the books

As the horns take on the bolts

In the most anticipated game
of the season.

Mmmuh!

There's only one game to watch
this football season, it's

Huh?
Hey, frankenstein,
I have an idea.

Instead of watching some
boring football game on tv,

How about we play
some boring football game

Right here in the rv?
Mruh?

Did somebody say
football?

Yes.

Well,
count this slice in.

I'm game
for some football, too.

I used to be all valley
back in my day.

Myyuhh.
All right!

Well, we just need
a football, then.

Uh, yeah,
I got one right here.

That looks nothing
like a football, mr. Gus.

Hey, frankie,
you mind if we borrow this?

Aah!
Ta da!

Our football.

Muh!

I think what monster guy
here is trying to say

Is that footballs
usually have laces on them.

You're right,
pizza steve.

Aah!

There we go.

Now that's what
I'm talking about!

I'll be the quarterback
for team big and green.

Then I'll take
tiny miracle...

What's going on?

... And giant realistic
flying tiger.

And we'll be
team rainbow power.

All right.
So, where are the end zones?

I don't know, but I know where
the touchdown areas are.

You guys try to get the ball
through this end,

And we'll try to get the ball
through this end.

The real question is
what are we playing for here?

How about the winner gets

The super bowl of nachos
frankenstein made?

Aah!
Super bowl!

I like it.

We'll go first
since I called it.

Actually, there's generally
a coin toss to determine who

Listen,
I don't know about you,

But I want to win
that super bowl.

Now, let pizza steve
show you how it's done.

Hike!
Oh, yes, folks!

Pizza steve is taking it
all the way.

You can't stop
the unstoppable!

[ Roars]
hey!

Nice steal, girl.
I got you covered.

Aah!

Aah!
Ha!

What the?
Hey!

Interception complete.

Take it all the way,
tiny miracle!

Muhh.
Over my greasy body!

[ Rip! ]
Yah!

[ Beeps ]
I'm going to do it.

Whoa!

Huh?
Guess we win by forfeit.

I'm gonna go claim
my nacho bowl.

Don't worry about it,
frankie.

That may be the end
of rv football,

But I know what we can do.

Aah!

We can play handball!

That was quite delicious.