03x13 & 03x14 - The Return of Aunt Grandma

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning! Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

Good mornin'.

Hey, uncle g,
what's happenin' my man?

Oh, ya know,
just coming home

After a full day

Of helping the helpless children
of the world.

Well how many today,
uncle grandpa?

Oh,
you know me.

I don't like
to brag,

But I helped most,
if not all of them.

Man, uncle g, you are
at the top of your game!

You remind me
of a young pizza steve.

That I do,
pizza steve.

That I do.
[ Zip! ]

Now, for some
well deserved beauty sleep.

This kind of handsome doesn't
just grow on trees, you know.

Nighty night fellas!

There lies my hero,
man.

Mine, too, pizza steve.
Mine, too.

[ Tires screech ]

[ Maniacal laughter ]

[ Sighs ]
aunt grandma?!

Indeed.

And, gentlemen, I'm here
with an attractive offer.

An offer from you?
Uncle g's arch enemy?

Sh yeah, right.
Mm hmm.

This ought
to be good.

Come work for me
at aunt grandma industries.

Seriously?! You must be joking!
[ Laughing ]

Thanks for stopping by,
aunt grandma,

But you can turn
that fancy convertible around

And drive yourself back under
whatever rock you came from.

Yeah,
thanks but no thanks!

Not interested.

Hmm.

We'll have to see about that,
won't we?

What are you talkin' about,
aunt grandma?

Oh,
I don't know.

How about betrayal!?

Who? Those guys?

They're the worst!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

They all suck eggs!

Mr. Gus is a boring, stuffy,
over muscled stick in the mud!

[ Gasps ]
[ laughs ]

Well, he's not wrong
about that!

And pizza steve.
He's such a blowhard!

What?

And he's got absolutely nothing
to back it up.

I mean, the only thing he's
really any good at is bragging.

And he isn't even very good
at that!

Belly bag
is just a heavy burden.

Well, I never!
You take that back!

And, just between you and me,
giant realistic flying tiger

And tiny miracle
could disappear

And I wouldn't even notice
they were gone.

[ All gasp ]
so, have we seen enough?

I just
can't believe.

What do you think
of my offer now?

Where did they go

Hop in,
boss.

[ Chuckles ]
such the gentleman.

Buckle up, everyone.
It could be a bumpy ride.

[ Tires screech ]

[ Rooster crows ]

[ Whip! Whip! ]

[ Rip! ]

Ok, belly bag,
what's on today's agenda?

Hmm, that's weird.

Awful quiet this morning.

Hmm.

Everybody must be out
getting breakfast.

It is waffle wednesday,
after all!

But there's also kids
who need my help.

And away!

Looks like peggy petersen
needs a new tennis racket.

[ Crying softly ]

Turn off the water works,
young lady!

'Cause I'm here
to help!

[ Sniffles ]

Oh, uncle grandpa,
I don't need any help!

But you're crying.

[ Squeak! ]
Tissue?

These are tears of joy,
uncle grandpa!

At first, I needed a tennis
racket, but now I have one!

[ Pop! Squeak! ]

[ Chomping ]

I don't think
I heard you correctly.

[ Laughs ]
oh, uncle grandpa.

You're so funny.

See you later,
uncle grandpa!

Huh, I don't get it.
She was on the list!

[ Tires screech ]

Perhaps I can clear up
your confusion.

Aunt grandma!
What are you doing here?

Let me put this in the simplest
possible terms for you

You're finished,
old man!

Wow,
quittin' time already?

It feels like
I haven't done anything yet!

Oh, come off it,
uncle grandpa!
Mr. Gus?

My friends?
What are you doing with her?

Friends?
As if!

We know how
you really feel about us!

We saw the video,
uncle grandpa!

Video?
What video?

Pfft, tosh!

We'd absolutely love
to stay and chat,

But I'm afraid
that my colleagues and I

Have more important matters
to attend to just now,

Like helping all the children
in the world!

Ta ta!
[ Tires screech ]

No, wait!

Guys!
Please, come back!

[ Engine revs ]

Wait!
Worst waffle wednesday ever.

[ Sad music playing ]

Well move over, uncle grandpa,

Because there's a new helper
in town,

And her name is aunt grandma.

[ Giggles ] that's me.

Using only the best
state of the art technology,

Aunt grandma
and aunt grandma industries

Lead the business

When it comes to
children assistance services.

So don't suffer any longer.

Get the help you deserve today.

Awesome!

And remember
to have a beautiful morning.

[ Ting! ]

What's the use?

How can I even
compete with that?

[ Whip! ]

No friends, no job,
and no purpose to my life.

What's the point of being uncle
grandpa if I can't help people?

[ Sloop! ]
It's a sign!

Help wanted!

Well, have no fear,
whoever's in there,

'Cause helping people
is what uncle grandpa does!

Huh? [ Grumbles ]

Hmm, doesn't seem
to be anyone in here.

No matter.

I'll just wait patiently
till someone needs my help.

Can I help you?
Oh, uh...

[ Chuckles ]
didn't see you there.

I don't need your help.
I'm here to help you.

The sign outside
said you needed it,

And, well, I'm pretty darn good
at giving it,

If I don't
say so myself.

Experience?


You ever
made sandwiches before?

All the time
at home!

Favorite sandwich meat?
Tuna fish!

Hmm.
You're hired!

It's like
my pops used to say,

"Never trust a man
who doesn't love tuna fish!"

Glad to have you aboard
the s. S. Subpar sandwich ship.

What's your name,
son?

Uncle grandpa.

Well, I'm gonna
call you jeff...

And I'll give you jeff's
old name tag while I'm at it.

Jeff is
a cool name.

He was
a lousy employee,

But I got a good feeling
about you, jeff.

I think with your help, we'll
be able to sink the other subs

And crush
the competition!

Come on!

Let me show you the art
of making a subpar sandwich.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Aunt grandma chuckling ]

Time to check in
on my new loyal employees.

[ Beep ]

They say if you provide them

With stupid perks
in the workplace,

You can get them to do
almost anything for you.

Oh, yeah. That's it.

This beeze
a peezzee cheesey life!

And how is our mr. Gus doing?

[ Grunts ]

Next page,
rothschild.

My pleasure,
sir.

And what about my new favorite
feline companion?

[ Upbeat music playing ]

[ Tinkle! ]
[ Roars ]

And those pesky sidekicks?

[ Groans ]

You said it!

Uncle grandpa
never treated us this well!

Working for aunt grandma
is the best.

We sure have been
missing out.

Yes, you have.

And now time
for a special announcement.

Hello, friends,
this is aunt grandma speaking.

Just checking in to make sure
everything is to your liking.

[ Roars ]
yeah!

I love it!
Very good.

Well, just a reminder
that we have an appointment

With timothy at 2:00 p. M.

Do be sure to join me.

You got it,
aunt grandma!
[ Roars ]

Great, see you then!
[ Beep ]

With uncle grandpa
out of the picture

And his impressionable crew
under my spell,

I will soon reign
as the supreme kid helper

Of the world.

Boss: and here
is the last step

To making
the perfect subpar sandwich.

This is what separates
the mediocre from the subpar.

You got that,
jeff?!

Aye aye, captain!

All right,
now listen up.

Any second now,
a group of starving customers

Will burst
through that door.

The lunch rush is like nothing
you've ever experienced.

[ Watch beeping ]

Man your stations!!

Sir, yes, sir!
[ Panting ]

Steady now.
Steady.

[ Chatter ]

Hello there,
timothy.

How can aunt grandma
help you today?

Well,
I was doing some sick wheelies,

But I got a gnarly flat
with no spare tire.

Don't worry,
young chap.

We'll have that flat
fixed in a snap.

Won't we,
boys?

[ Whip! ]

[ Snap! ]

[ Clank! ]

[ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! ]

♪

Very good time.

Thanks,
aunt grandma!

You're the raddest
aunt grandma ever!

Well, I'd say that went
very well, wouldn't you?

[ Pfft! Pfft! Splat! ]

♪

[ Squirt! ]

♪

[ Creaking ]

[ Smack! ]

[ Smack! ]

♪

[ Whirring ]

♪

[ Splat! Splat! Splat! ]

[ Whoosh! ]
[ Screams ]

♪

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Grumbling ]

Jeff, we need to have a talk
about your performance.

I called you
into this meeting today

To discuss
our performance.

As you can see, our rate
of growth is exceptional.

Overall, kid satisfaction
is through the roof,

And our stock value
has risen considerably.

This is in part
to your help at a. G. I.,

But also getting rid
of that nuisance, uncle grandpa.

Now, in order to perpetuate
growth, we must help more kids.

Help them faster
and help them cheaper!

But won't that compromise
the quality of our work?

It's not about quality,
mr. Gus. It's about profit!

I thought a. G. I.
Was a non profit organization?

Pfft!
Who cares about that?

Aunt g, are we gonna see
any of that ciz ash?

Of course, pizza steven,
if you do your part.

In fact,
if you all do your part,

Aunt grandma industries
will become

An unstoppable kid helping force

That will soon
rule the entire world!

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Roars ]

Well, now,
who wants some ice cream?

Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!

So I'm gonna give you
one more chance

To prove that you're worthy of
a position at subpar sandwiches.

And here's
how it's gonna work.

The next person
that walks through that door

Is gonna expect
a top notch subpar sandwich,

And you
are gonna give 'em that.

If you, in any way,
mess up that order,

I'm gonna have to give you
the boot.

You got that?

Yes, sir.
[ Bell dings ]

Dum, de, dum, dum dum!

Hello,
welcome to subpar sandwiches.

My name is jeff.
How may I help you?

[ Laughs ]
oh, nothing special.

Just one cheese sandwich.

Doesn't matter
what kind of bread,

Doesn't matter
what kind of cheese.

Right, one cheese sandwich,
coming right up!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Chuckles ]

Okay, let's see here.
Bread.

Got to have bread if you're
making a sandwich, right?

[ Chuckles ]
and now for the cheese.

Get a couple of slices here.
There we go.

[ Groans ]

Make sure the cheese
is centered on the bread

With a 2 millimeter overhang.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

And lastly,
the finishing touches.

Just put the bread on top
like so and, uh, all dones!

Wha ?!

[ Whistle! ]
[ Grunting ]

[ Rip! ]

Man, I'm a complete failure
with nothing to show for myself

And nothing valuable
left in my life,

Except for maybe this piece of
bread I found under the table.

[ Cat meows ]
huh?

Where's that meowing
coming from?

[ Gasps ]

What are you doing in here,
little buddy?

How'd you get trapped
inside a dumpster?

[ Meows ]

Sorry, I'm probably
not much help to you,

But I do have
this bread crumb.

Here you go,
pal.

[ Meows ]

[ Chuckles ]
aww, shucks, it was nothing!

What's your name, anyways?
Pickles?

That's a good name.
Boy: pickles?

Pickles,
is that you?
Huh?

I can't believe
you found pickles!

[ Gasps ]
aunt grandma.

Be sure to leave us
a good review on the website.

That cat
is named pickles, too?

Sounds like
an uncanny coincidence.

[ Engine turns over ]
bye, aunt grandma,
I love you!

Something fishy's going on.

Oh, pickles, I thought
I had lost you forever!

Hey, kid! Hold up!
I found pickles!

What are you
talking about?

Aunt grandma
just gave me pickles.

No, see?
Check his tag.

This is pickles,
I swear!
[ Meows ]

Get away from me,
you weird old man!

No, wait.

I'm telling you,
this isn't the real pickles!

And I'm gonna prove it.
Check the name tag.

It says "pickles".
Oh.

Of course it does,
you fool!

Well, I'm telling you,
this isn't your kitten!

[ Meows ]
wait a second...

I think I see
what's going on here.

Aww,
that's it.

I'm calling the cops on you,
old man!

They'll make you
give pickles back!

For the last time,
this isn't pickles.

And I'm gonna prove it.

[ Grunting ]

[ Static, meows ]
pickles! No!

It's like I was saying,
it's not pickles.

It's a robot.

[ Circuits humming, beeping ]

Huh?
Then that must mean...

[ Meows ]
pickles?

Pickles,
it is you!

Aww,
thanks so much!

I can't believe aunt grandma
tried to give me a fake pickles.

Gee, I sure am glad
you came around to help me.

You should do this
for a living!

Aww, thanks kid, it feels good
to help again.

Now as for you,
phony cyborg cat!

I believe it's time
we meet your maker.

[ Crying ] my balloon!

Aunt grandma, please help me!

My balloon popped,
and I cannot fix it.

Please enter and someone
will assist you shortly.

Oh, yippee!
I'm the luckiest boy!

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Wow!

It sure would take a tiny
miracle to fix my balloon!

Did somebody say,
"tiny"

Yeah, yeah,
balloon's busted.

Fix it.
Thanks.

Okay,
no problemo.

[ Pitter! ]

[ Gasps ]
"out to lunch".

Yeah, in more ways than one.

[ Keypad beeping ]

Almost done
with that new balloon!

Uh oh!
I will try again.

Phew!

Please place hand
on identification scanner.

[ Scanner beeping ]

Authorization verified.

I knew
this would come in handy.

Now to dig up the dirt
on aunt grandma.

[ Zip! Splat! ]

Let's see.
What do we have here?

Operation "steal pickles"?

"Steal pickles.
Get rid of pickles.

Give brett fake pickles?
Successfully help a kid?!"

Oh, man! Now that's just
all kinds of wrong!

I don't even know
where to begin!

Aunt grandma:
you can start by not being
a such a terrible spy.

Aunt grandma!

Hello,
uncle grandpa.

Fancy seeing you here.

[ Chuckles ]

I'm not uncle grandpa,
I'm a little boy!

Oh, stop playing dumb,
you dumb dumb.
[ Remote beeps ]

[ Boing! ]

Attention crew,
come quickly.

It appears
we have an intruder!
Uncle grandpa?!

You got a lot of nerve
showing yourself around here.

No, no!

Guys,
I had to break in to

To ruin the good thing
we have going with aunt g?

Is that it?

Guys,
aunt grandma's crazy!

She makes these cyborgs, and
she's not really helping kids!

Liar.
Don't listen to his nonsense.

He was trying to hack into
a. G. I. And destroy our business!

Oh, is that right?
That's low, man.

Guys! Guys!
I swear!

Please! Uh... Uh...

[ Patter! ]

After him!

Come on out,
uncle grandpa.

You can't hide
in there forever, bro.

Oh, man,
what am I gonna do?

Huh?
What the?

Oh,
so that's how it is?

Uncle grandpa,
you come out right now!

What's taking
so long?

He's locked the door
from the inside,

And the hole is too small
to grab him.

Well, then,
bust it down if you have to.

All right, uncle grandpa,
you asked for it.

All right, let pizza steve
handle this!

This one's for all the bad stuff
you said about me

And trying
to sabotage aunt g.

[ Bonk! ]
Who, those guys?

[ Garbled ]
they're the worst.

What the...?

That's the same stuff
he was saying in the video.

No, no, no,
what are you talking about?

[ Remote beeps ]
he hates you guys,
can't you see? He's evil.

Belly bag is just
a heavy burden bur bur

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Ding! Boing! ]

[ All gasp ]
that's not
the real uncle grandpa.

I'm the real
uncle grandpa!

I'm the real
uncle grandpa!

And he's a fake
shaming my good name!

Built by her,
evil aunt grandma!

Very good.
You're not as dumb as you look.

And for a while,
I had your dull friends

Eating out
of the palm of my hand.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Why,
of all the

Rotten,
no good

Two faced,
lowdown

Good for nothing
[ roars ]

Language, tiger.
Language!

But yes,
I may be all those things,

But I'm also in charge
of the fastest growing,

Most powerful corporation
known to man.

And with
or without your help,

I'll soon be the grand ruler
of the world!

[ Laughs evilly ]

See, I told you guys
she was crazy.


Crazy I might be,
but I'm not alone!

[ Remote beeps ]

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

Humans like you are flawed,

But my cyborg arsenal
of aunt grandmas

Are the perfect machines

To not only
dominate the business market,

But also
to destroy the competition!

So let's start with you.

You can replace us
with your fancy gadgets

And new fangled technology,

But there's no replacing
real friends and real love.

Ain't that right,
belly bag?

You know it,
uncle grandpa!

Now let's show these cyborgs
some good, old fashioned love,

Uncle grandpa style!

Heck, yeah!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

You messed
with the grandpa!

Grr!
Destroy them!

♪

[ Smack! ]

[ Electricity crackles ]
[ smack! ]

[ Whirl! Whoosh! ]

[ Smack! Smack! ]

[ Smack! Smack! ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Creaking ]

[ Smack! ]

♪

[ Roars ]

♪

[ Shing! Shing! Shing! ]

[ Electricity crackles ]
[ roars ]

♪

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

[ Whip! Whip! Shing! ]

[ Smack! Smack! Smack! ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Whirl! ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Smack! ]

How do you like dem apples,
granny smith?

Impressive,
but you're no match for my

[ Pew! ]
[ Gasps ]

No more techno tricks,
you tenacious tyrant!

Belly bag, let's give her
a little taste

Of our genetic engineering.

Coming right up!

Uh oh,
that doesn't sound good at all.

Hey, aunt grandma, ever had
a frankenstein sandwich before?

[ Groans ]

No,
I don't believe I have.

Well, how's about
a little taste test?

[ Groans ]
[ panting ]

[ Groans ]
what is that darn code?

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]
[ pfft! ]

That'll teach you for messing
with uncle grandpa and crew!

[ Squish! Pop! ]

[ Sighs ]

We're gonna make sure you stay
locked up for a long time!

[ Smack! ]
[ Groans ]

Oh, don't be so sure about that,
uncle grandpa.

I have some more tricks
up my sleeve,

And soon,
my empire will

Ahh,
put a sock in it.

[ Mumbles ]
[ laughter ]

Belly bag:
you know, uncle grandpa,

We are really sorry we fell
for aunt grandma's tricks.

Don't worry about it,
guys.

This limited edition
blu ray here

Shows what I really think
about you.

So let me play it
and set the record straight.

Aww,
c'mon uncle grandpa.

You know that ain't necessary.

[ Rock music playing ]
yeah, pizza steve still knows

That you think pizza steve
is your favorite.

No, no, I insist.

Almost ready for bed.

But first, my nightly ritual.

Man, what a great group
of pals.

[ Pop! ]

Mwah! You're the best.

I love
you guys!

[ Laughter ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Dramatic music playing ]