03x16 - Memory Foam

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

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[ Snoring ]

Oh, man!

Why did I sleep so bad?

Oh.

Someone save me
from this misery.

Oh!

Yes, indeed!

My brand new
memory foam mattress

For my old, old
achy, breaky spine.

Guess I'll go install
this bad boy.

Hey, uncle g, wait.

What is it,
little steven?

Well, actually, um...

I was wondering
if i, pizza steve,

Could sleep
on that mattress?

I'd love to let you, peezy,

But I haven't slept
for over 1,000 years.

Well, i...

Let me think.

I just finished doing

Keep going.

And then i...

Lifted a piano
off an old lady

Without even
bending my legs.

You are my everything,

And nothing
will ever change that.

Comfortable, my dove?

Uh, yeah, thanks, uncle g.
You can go now.

Of course.

Piggies go sleepies.

[ Groans ]

Bleh.

Did you have
a good sleep, buddy?

Where am i?
And who are you people?

You're in the rv,
and we are your buddy boys.

That's funny, I don't remember
having buddy boys.

I don't even remember
what to call myself.

You're pizza steve.
Don't you remember?

I'm
I'm a slice of pizza.

Huh.

Uh, uncle grandpa,

Has something happened
to pizza steve?

Well, I'm sure it's nothing,
mr. Gus.

I know just the thing
to get him out of this funk.

I have the cure
for what ails you, pizza steve.

You forgot to put on

Your trademark
cool dude shades this morning.

Sunglasses indoors?
No thanks.

[ Gasps ]
this is worse than I thought!

Pizza forgot
how to be steve!

I don't know,
uncle grandpa,

He seems pretty okay
to me.

Oh, no, no, no!

This isn't the wise crackin'
daredevil our nation adores.

We have to somehow remind
pizza steve of who he is.

That's it, mr. Gus!

In order to jog

Pizza steve's memory
of his awesome past,

We have to re create
his extreme experiences.

Like the time he jumped over
the moon with his speed cycle.

How could a slice of pizza
jump over the moon?

Already crackin' wise.
Classic pizza steve.

Now, we'll go
step by step

Just as you
explained to me before.

First you jump the ramp,

Then out of the sun roof,

Then through the earth's
atmosphere and over the moon,

And land back in the rv.

Um, mr. Uncle grandpa,
I have a strong feeling

My previous self
was exaggerating to impress you.

Pizza steve is being honest?
That's a first.

Nonsense.

If pizza steve was exaggerating,
then why am I so impressed?

[ Engine revs ]

Is he insane?
I can't do this!

[ Tires screech ]

Aah!

Aah!

Oof!

Does that jog your noggin,
little squeezy?

Nope.

Hmm.

Hey, pizza steve!
I got it!

Before you lost
your memory,

You would always talk
about how much you loved

Fiery hot peppers.

So maybe
these natural spices

Might loosen up
those memory glands.

How in the name of anything
logical would that even work?

Not sure.

But I do know
consuming extreme foods

Is a pizza steve classic.

Please, make him stop.

Uncle grandpa,

I think what the new pizza steve
is trying to say

Is that the old pizza steve
never actually did

Those extreme things
he would brag about.

Always wrong.
Classic mr. Gus.

Wait!

That's exactly what I'm saying.
Tell him that

[ Gulps ]

Actually, that wasn't so

Aaaah!

Now when I think
of the classics,

I remember the time you wrestled
with that ferocious bear.

Wait, what?

Knock 'em dead,
buddy.

Uncle grandpa?

Get me out of here!

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[ Sniffs ]

Hey, this little guy
isn't so scary.

Boo!

[ Cries ]

Wow,
taking it up a notch.

What do you mean?

How was that
taking it up a notch?

I did what you asked.
Now let me out of here.

Uh oh.

[ Snorts ]
oof!

Oooh!

[ Groans ]

A cliggity classic
pizza steve moment.

No! No, it's not!

Stop forcing me to re enact
these ridiculous stunts!

Whoever this
pizza steve guy was,

There's no possible way
he could ever fight bears

Or surf on lava
or whatever!

Can't you see
he was lying to you?!

Now leave me alone.

Where did I go wrong?

One minute
pizza steve asks to use

My new
memory foam mattress,

And the next minute he wakes up
a totally new person.

Uncle grandpa, where exactly
did you get that mattress?

Well, now that you
mention it...

[ Evil laugh ]

Pleasure doing business
with you, stan.

Wait a second.
Zoom in closer on that mattress.

[ Grunts ]

Aha!

The memory foam mattress
you bought

From that shady salesman
was designed to steal

The memories
of anyone who lays on it.

A shady salesman?

Then maybe
I shouldn't have also bought

That teleporting toilet.

What the
oof!

[ Groans ]

How will I ever get
my little squeezy back

Without any of his
awesome memories?

[ Cries ]

Honestly, I kind of like
the new pizza steve.

He's less arrogant and

No way, mr. Gus!

I'm gonna get
pizza steve's memories back

From that darn mattress

In classic
uncle grandpa fashion.

And you can only move
the bishop diagonally.

Them's the rules.

Wow, mr. Gus,
this is a lot more helpful

Than uncle grandpa's
crazy schemes.

I take it
you and I were great friends

Before I lost my memory.

Uh, sort of.

Are you gonna actually go
inside that mattress?

Yes.

With my highly sophisticated
memory sucking thingy,

I'll be able to retrieve

The most classic
pizza steve memories

And dump them back
into his boring brain hole.

Once I'm done in there,
I'll tug on this chord

To give you the signal
to reel me back in.

Is he always
this silly?

Uh huh.

Wow.

So many memories.

Vroom vroom!

Woman:
okay, little stevey,

That's enough
with the vroom vroom toy.

[ Cries ]

Oh, he'll want
to remember that.

This thing
works like a charm.

[ Pizza steve screams ]

Huh?
Where's that coming from?

This looks like a juicy one.

[ Screams ]

I'm sorry I called you
a filthy maggot eater!

Please!
I'm afraid of heights!

[ Screeches ]

Aah! Oof!

[ Groans ]

Hey, pizza steve.
Where you been?

Uh...i just got back

From jumping over the moon
on my speed cycle.

Pretty intense, bro.
You totally missed it.

Pizza steve,
you're the coolest.

Phew!
That was a close one.

So, he never jumped over
the moon on his speed cycle?

Oh, well,
I can overlook one incident.

[ Grunting ]

Lifting weights, I see.

Yeah, I did
like 50 reps

Of 100 pound weights
this morning.

Oh, yeah?

Then you wouldn't mind
handing me

That five pound weight
next to you.

Easy.

You know, on second thought,
I don't want to overdo it.

Hey, pizza steve,

Could you help me move
my computer desk?

I figure
since you can lift so much,

This would be a cinch
for you.

I totally would,
uncle g,

But right now,
kind of resting my muscles.

Oh, okay, pizza steve.
I believe you.

[ Grunts ]

[ Chuckles ]
what a sucker.

But why would pizza steve lie
about how much he can lift?

I'm starting to get
very suspicious

About pizza steve's past.

Go get them,
pizza steve!

[ Gasps ]
uncle g, look!

There's a giant penguin
right there!

Huh? Really? Where?

I don't see anything.
Is it behind the atm machine?

Unless you're talking
about mr. Gus over here,

Then I don't see
no penguin.

Woah!
You played a perfect game!

Like I said,
I'm a bowling pro.

I've seen enough.

After I collect
all of pizza steve's memories,

We're gonna have
a very long talk.

Check and mate.

You beat me again,
pizza steve.

Guess now you can brag
to uncle grandpa all you want.

Nah,
I'm not one to brag.

Besides,
I was taught by the best.

Aw, shucks.

Uncle grandpa
must be done in there.

Well, I guess this means
you can go back to being

"Classic" pizza steve.

You must be so excited to get
your old friend back, huh?

Yeah. Excited.

[ Gasping ]

Did it work?

Oh, it worked,
all right!

Once I give you back
these memories,

Everyone's
gonna finally know

The shocking truth
about pizza steve.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Aah! Ooh!

[ Groans ]

[ Panting ]

You okay,
uncle grandpa?

Uh, who's uncle grandpa?

Ha! Guess who's back?

The one and only
classic pizza steve!

Who are you?

And why is that guy
so cool?

Allow me to refresh
your memory

With some tales
of extreme stunts

Performed by your awesome
new pal pizza steve.

Oh, okay.

[ Sighs ]

Knight to f4.

Hey, uncle g,

I totally just beat mr. Gus
at chess.

Who's mr. Gus?

[ Chuckles ]
classic pizza steve.

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